Basic Instinct: Starring Lindsay Lohan

probably not first---

probably not first---
parasite gets a new wardrobe to match her tan, courtesy of LA COUNTY!!!

PARIS HILTON IS GOING TO JAIL FOR 45 DAYS

LOHAN IS A MINGE MUNCHER!

Who CARES about Lindsay. Paris is going to jail.

You're slacking, X17. All the other blogs already have the story. Stop stalking Britney and get to WORK!

Stop stalking Britney for 3 minutes and go cover the courthouse with Parasite.

God damn I hope Spears is paying you guys for all of this. Otherwise you are getting used like a cardboard tampon.

Don't you see why she's all nice to you?

You give her free press?

When real news is being covered by REAL celebrity gossip sites.

Fucking retards.

Stop stalking Britney for 3 minutes and go cover the courthouse with Parasite.

God damn I hope Spears is paying you guys for all of this. Otherwise you are getting used like a cardboard tampon.

Don't you see why she's all nice to you?

You give her free press?

When real news is being covered by REAL celebrity gossip sites.

Fucking retards.

Hmm... comments are slow. Everyone must be over at TMZ reading about Paris.

Good idea.

old..old and haggard looking...

BREAKING NEWS:

BRITNEY SPEARS is smarter than she looks!

She is using an unnamed celebrity gossip site to further her "career".

The gossip site thinks they're getting the "hottest and latest news" by following her day-in-day-out.

When really what is happening is they're missing out on the real stories and gossip because Ms. Spears has the site wrapped around her pinky.

She gets all of the press making herself look wanted and "now" when really she's a washed up dancer who used to have a good voice when she was 9 on broadway.

They would rather take pictures of Britney Spears buying toilet paper from a drugstore than get footage of the most well-known hotel heiress in Hollywood getting a 45 day sentence.

Laughable and yet pitiful.

what is entertaining about sitting
around and laying disgusting, and
completely incompassionate comments
upon any person, let alone a multifaceted
person such as this young lady. In comparison, its more of a drug infestation to sit and make mockery
of human beauty, and life. That is wasted life, be quick about getting one and be grateful for your own that it may return to you. Be nothing if not thorough and be a life, your own.

y arent' ur paparazi wit the lazy eye?

is britney clipping her toenails or sumthin and you have FRONT ROW GREAT FOOTAGE?

Doesnt she get tired of shopping? The scene gets old quick!

Did 5:01's comment make sense to anyone else?

Was that Lilo in another one of her drugged states?

How is making fun of a no-talent "entertainer" a drug infestation?

Odd comment. Very odd comment indeed.

5:24 : haha! Yes, I believe that IS LLo in a drugged out state..but, hey, she's in one like 22 hours a day!!
anyways, pig looks dead nasty..like a washed up rag doll...she's DIRTY as HELL LOOKING! Yikes..this bitch needs a makeover! How old is she? She looks like she's pushin 45

ewwwwwwwwwwwww - she's really gross. Stop postin her picture, will ya...she's not too 'easy on the eyes'..

gaw, this girl needs a shower! And a life...and a new 'career' seeing as EVERY producer in Hollywood laughs at her...after her next few movies come out - this chic's DONE in Hollywood :) shows what drugs'll do to ya

5:31 and 5:24

Definitely Hohan.

Check out the improper use of the word thorough

I don't remember Sharon Stone having sweat spots under the arm...(look at the first pic)

this bitch thinks she's so hot doesn't she? what is with these stupid white bitches? now i know this whore had sex with more guys last week than I did, so you know i hope she gets pregnant.

How cow, attack of the orange spots!!
LOL look at her arms?!?!? Are her freckles getting bigger?

NICE TRY LINDSAY...YOU STUPID CUNT.

I CAN GET ANY CRACK WHORE IN HOLLYWOOD, PUT HER IN AN EXPENSIVE DRESS...AND GUESS WHAT??? SHE IS STILL A COCK SUCKING CRACK SMOKING WHORE.

DOESN'T WORK LINDSAY YOUR STILL A STUPID TALENTLESS CUNT....NICE TRY!!!!!!!!!

Look at those disgusting sweaty armpit stains Sharon never looked like that. Poor Lalo she looks as old as Sharon.

lindsa lohan looked great! stop saying bad things abt ehr how could u know if she had sex with too many guys?! leave her alone! she only 20! i wish the pap will leave ehr alone for a while im sick of pap around her!

lindsay lohan looked great! stop saying bad things abt her how could u know if she had sex with too many guys?! leave her alone! she only 20! i wish the pap will leave her alone for a while im sick of pap around her!

NICE TRY LINDSAY...YOU STUPID CUNT.

I CAN GET ANY CRACK WHORE IN HOLLYWOOD, PUT HER IN AN EXPENSIVE DRESS...AND GUESS WHAT??? SHE IS STILL A COCK SUCKING CRACK SMOKING WHORE.

DOESN'T WORK LINDSAY YOUR STILL A STUPID TALENTLESS CUNT....NICE TRY!!!!!!!!!

oh lindsay.. what were you thinking! its supposed to go your mom is a wannabe you.. not you're a wannabe dina!!

is "lily" a nom de plume for hohan? probs...
Me thinks those are tanning gel stains mixed with hangover sweat on her pit area.
Gross

EW! It is so UGLY!

Lohan looks like a fifty year old hag!

get a lifee everyone!! who cares how she looked? why should famous ppls must looked so Beautiful and perfect it pretty stupid! lindsay lohan is trying hard! she makes good all movies i love her movies!! she rocks! she is a good actress! i can see she is a fucking acress! urself is ugly! how the hell would u feel if ur famous and being like her ur gonna hating ur own life bitches famous wasnt easy at all! and ppls would maked a funny of u how could u feel?! what is important her face? actress? singer? model? hoesnt i dont care abt her looked she looked hot all the time but sometime she wasnt but that her and it her life! she can do whatever she wanted and u know what get a fucking life u dont have a perfect life maybe u not pretty like her.

She's been going around the bumper my finger said...

She is scary.
Her skin is about to fall, to break!
With all the money that she has she could do something about it!

Atleast she looks more professional!

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she only had 7 million and she bought a condo since i last hear that amount

Idiot fucks like amanda say stupid shit like, "Why do people think surgeons should wash their hands ALL the time? Nobody is perfect!"
Or, "Why do people think judges should adhere to the law all the time? No one can uphold the law ALL the time!" Well she wouldn't use a word like "adhere", but you get the point.

I guess semi-pretty girls are above showering. Who knew?

She looks much classier! We'll give her that much credit.


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SWEATY ARMPITS.DISGUSTING!!!!!

SWEATY ARMPITS.DISGUSTING!!!!!

ATTENTION:

I would like to fuck each and every one of you people out there.

lovin the dress lyndsay ! all the comments on this yous must be all Super models and the picture of perfection! eh dont think so

SO CUTE! I LOVE YOU! NOW YOU'RE SOBER AND HEALTHY... TODAY... AND I HOPE FOREVER!!!

you all need to get lives. honestly. She looks cute.

Aww, she is so nice and beautiful! LINDSAY LOHAN 4 EVA!

this dress is awnful!!
Sharon Stone's dress in basic instinct is better than this!!
argh ;P

All I can say it does not matter what nice dress she wears I cant get over the ginger with all the freckles.

Hi, Re: 5:01, 5:24 & 5:31
(((same writer))) The use of the word thorough was accurately placed > to be nothing if not thorough means > that I executed my comment without negligence or omissions. What I meant by "drug infestation" was the equivalent of calling the nay sayers ants... we all know the behavior of ants. Not very effectual on the whole. I'd also like to include about Paris Hilton's up and coming prison term: HAHAHAHAHAHA. This form of commentation is slander. Calling a young lady and her Mother names in this nature is actually criminal behavior. Chew on it, and be more considerate. When making this type of volition against another, consider your own levels of self respect. And thank you.

p.s. I would love to see this website, post members photo's beside comments, like facebook. It'd be wonderful to see the faces of all of you time kept people.

no one cares about lindsay, she's a huge coke head who needs to go far away...with britney, they can both be far away for the rest of their lives, no one cares!

anyone present, to take time, and effort and energy to write such a line: truly cares. eat it.

Amazing dress and her body looks amazing in it too I must say.

sweaty pits!

Lindsay looks GREAT. She is 20 years old and unlike PAris who is 26 and talentless and Britney who is 25 shallow trainwreck mother of two this chic has fun and why not- Single 20 with a great career YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!

lindsay should be put in jail with paris just for looking so dayum UGLY.

This is why I'd never want to be famous.

if she can do Sharon's trademark in that dress, i'll take front row at scalpers prices

It is funny how I worded my comment above, that some people with small lives actually thought I was this young lady, speaking. In reality I am an educated person, who thought before I invested my time how to word what I was writing, with care and intent. The drug comment (infestation) was appropriate for people treat gossip and hurtful behavior the same way drug users chase the dragon. My care and intent was well placed, because I care about who I am. I understand what self respect is, and I also, am capable of stating truths. I also have red hair and freckles - and I think that lady that make the comment about ginger and freckles is ignorant. I wish I'd posted my name, which I'll do now. If anyone here would like to discuss self respect, I'll post an email address as well. The time-kept joke was funny. And I really do think its a shame, people pictures aren't posted alongside of a mandatory photo. I'd love to see what all people look like when they think, and behave in this manner.

p.s. that person that wrote, nice try lindsay and something to the effect of:
C U Next Tuesday ... that was rude and pathetic. you wish ... this person, was present to read your stuff. Truth is, she likely has way too much going on, to ever look at web pages, where kid-like people post profanities, and slandering comments. Just remember, at the end of the day, when you speak and act like this: It is your own Life. It has nothing to do with Lindsay's.

theres pics of lindsay snorting cocaine. and boasting about flying to new york to F**K Jude Law. Check out "newsoftheworld.com

Lindsay Lohan is a: talentless, annoying, ugly, slutty, skanky, dirty, filthy dike. I would rather eat a bowl of Rosie O'Donnell's turds than fuck Hohan.

Crystal. I hope you don't think Lindsay is not kid-like. Bwahhhhhhhhhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Lindsay, you need help. Badly. Go get it.

LINDSAY WHEN YOU'RE AUBURN-HAIRED YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD! BUT WHEN YOU ARE BLONDE, YOU'REE JUST A WOMAN... EVERYBODY SAYS IT HERE IN BRAZIL...

my name is kozel! are you?