Lindsay Gets Sexy For The September Issue Of Elle!

Somebody stole thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Somebody's been doing an awful lot of shoppping lately.

Playboy reject, circa 1992

HOT

bimbo-lesbian!!!!

Dyke-nation thanks you!!!!!!

the stubby,tabbaco-stained fingers in the mouth again...nice.

Once again, hats off to the air-brushers...

we don't have to look at her 2 billion freckles

Linds,

re you biting yourself because you stink so much??

Hey Lilo,

Take a tip from your hair-stylists...they know how to hide your receding hairline.


(Of course, some hair also had to be Photo-shopped in.)

just so damn BORING.

Lilos asisstants keep posting to go and look at IMDB.

Well, here is the latest:

Lindsay Lohan ... (rumored)

Robert De Niro ... Senator McLaughlin (rumored)

Jonah Hill ... Julio (rumored)

Michelle Rodriguez ... Luz (rumored)

Steven Seagal ... (rumored)

Danny Trejo ... Machete


Tom Savini ... (rumored)

from Elle::

LINDSAY LOHAN: "

You kind of ask for it when you go to nightclubs. People are like, "Just don't go out!" but I can't.

I literally come out of my house and the [photographers] are there. It's not like I ask them to follow me.

But you know, it's actually weird when the paparazzi's not there and things aren't being written, because you kind of wonder, Do people not care anymore?"

LINDSEY---embrace your inner
celeb-u-tard!!!

FROM PEOPLE MAGAZINE !!!
If Lindsay Lohan fans want a peek at the jewels that went missing at her recent Elle cover shoot, they'll have to look further than the cover photo.

In the September issue of Elle magazine's U.K. edition, Lohan isn't even wearing the valuable designer baubles reported missing. In fact, the actress never wore the jewels, an insider says. Police are still investigating the matter, they confirm to PEOPLE.

Shortly after Lohan, 23, posed for the cover, a complaint was made that an estimated $40,000 worth of jewels – a necklace and some earrings – had gone missing and police were informed on June 8.

Inside the magazine, which hits newsstands in the U.K. on Wednesday, an article describes a chaotic few days with Lohan as journalists try to seal the cover shoot and – unsuccessfully – the interview. The story also follows Lohan whizzing around London nightlife pursued by photographers, and captures a tearful confrontation with off-again, on-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
A behind-the-scenes video has been posted the Elle Web site.

The jewels actually seen on the magazine's cover are a cuff, bangle and ring by Stephen Webster, a bracelet by Bulgari, and Lohan's own bracelet and bangle.

Scotland Yard confirmed to PEOPLE Monday that they are still investigating and no arrests have been made. They would not say whom they plan to interview but are "in the process of contacting those they wish to speak to as inquiries are continuing."

Elle has consistently said there is no reason to believe Lohan was "in any way responsible and has no further comment to add."

Duck lips
piggy nostrils
totally airbrushed face (at 23)
filthy fingers stuck in mouth

and though we can't see it, B.O. and bad breath.

Is this supposed to be attractive?
Sexy?
Is it a lesbo-dyke thing that most of us don't understand?

Lindsay is gorgeous, She will get it togother eventually, she is going through what tons of girl her age are going through who come from dysfuntional family. At least she is not crazy like Briney who need babysitter 24/7 and she have no kids like spears so she is hurting no one.I see her being like Angelina and Drew when she is older. Both women were child stars ,but they have turn their life around.

Lindsay & Ali each earn more money in one day
than any of you losers will earn in a lifetime.
I guess that's why you're so jealous.

She looks like a cheap slut. Nothing sexy or beautiful about this. I am so sick of her and your stupid obsession with her X17.

She looks like a cheap slut. Nothing sexy or beautiful about this. I am so sick of her and your stupid obsession with her X17.

She looks like a cheap slut. Nothing sexy or beautiful about this. I am so sick of her and your stupid obsession with her X17.

She'd be really sexy if she wasn't bat-shit-crazy.

She does look cheap. I don't think she is that pretty.

I prefer goats TRUE FACT

I prefer goats TRUE FACT

WOW! She is so beautiful!

what a fugly whore!

Something is always off about her. It's in her eyes. She may possibly have been flying high when she did this shoot.

WOW! She looks freaking hot and sexy as hell!

i read the confrontation of linds with sam, it was so sad... glad they are ok now..

Nightmarish crackhead!

Hope this was worth it for them after she robbed them blind!

BSCH TAMP on some Loham hotness

Gawd, the Elle video is a perfect example of why London is so passe, lame and out of it.

A dyke and a gay-man fashion editors swooning over a meth-head go can't keep her filthy fingers out of her mouth.

Oh, and she has SUCH an unusual technique of tossing her hair around--none of us have ever seen THAT before!

If you google "duck lips" she comes up.

be prepared to get "invited" by Scotland Yard for a little interview

Lindsay Lohan is squabbling with her gal pal Samantha Ronson (again). This time LiLo is upset over Ronson’s new reality TV show, calling it "dumb".

"Lindsay & Ali each earn more money in one day
than any of you losers will earn in a lifetime"

Back up this idiotic claim with a link that states facts.

Ali Lohan has no career. Her pathetic attempts to break into the industry failed miserably.

ONLY Lilo has confirmed her role in Machete, via her twitter.

Apparently, the director and other studio honchos are WAY pissed off....that is NOT how things are done in the film business and her stupid tweets may have jeopardized some of the other casting.


Nice going BloHO.

I agree, thank goodness for air brushing, and posing, waiting for the right expression. So this is where all the sexy posing for the papz is coming from.LOL It suits her personality just fine. This is definitely her thing, and pretty much what she's all about. A young, tough, lesbian, with absolutely no respect for herself, or the people around her. Running wild on the streets where anything goes. Shopping, grabbing for freebies, and stealing when she can. I still can't believe she took the fur coat! What kind of person does something like that, and wears it in public, without any shame? People like her are the scum of the earth, and the fact that she's still got money to throw around, doesn't make her any better.

10:45 - Not true. You are so wrong it is funny. Never been jealous, never will be, no one should be. This tramp is a low life, non talented ho. This "photo op" is a joke, she will always look like crap, needs to get some acting classes or a GED, get some help on her ever growing forehead and the appearance of a crackhead. She is loser and her sister is another non talented hack - how does she make her money? 10:45 - before you make bold statements, think about what you write idiot.

So true 12:21. Not everyone wants to put up with her nonsense. Has she made a movie yet, where she hasn't caused a problem?

The photos here prove my point, she, at the age of 23 looks like an old, used up whore. Why would anyone want her on the cover of their respectable magazine cover?

Not smart to announce a role when it's still pending. There are hundreds, yes hundreds, of more qualified actresses than Lohan. She has had one movie over a decade ago that did ok, just ok, she had a supporting role, and was the weakest "actor" in the movie. I suggest people evaluate her talent on her recent "film" on ABC's low end channel - Labor Pains. I watched 10 minutes and agree with reviewers - she was horrible. Her career is done, Elle should be ashamed on spending either film or print on this trash.

I would rather get caught beating off than screw this pale smelly skank.

Blohan chuckling it up!

http:// au.geocities.com/holdaysbyerin2002/Halloween/Wavs/Laughs/crypt_keeper_laughing.wav

Lindsay would fit great in a movie with Michelle Rodriguez and Steven Seagal. Two more losers who suck ass just like Lindsay. Keep put out those movies that go straight to TV. What a loser she is. She would do better in Porn.

12:39, ignore 10:45, it's probably Dina again, trying to cover for herself, and her offsprings. Her one most famous excuse is, "people are just jealous of their looks and money". And while they may have some money, you can bet it's no where near what other (well liked, respectable), celebs bring in. If we were going to be jealous of someone, it certainly wouldn't be Lindsay Lohan.

OMG this girl is sooooooooooo HOT!! Now just dump that ugly boy and she will be back to normal. Suck it haters she didn't steal the jewels. READ IT and stop hating!

A pearl necklace on a turd is still a turd wearing a pearl necklace, right?

Wouldn't it be funny if Rodriguez decided NOT to put her in the movie after all this?
I don't know why he would maybe cause he can pay her minimun wage

I wonder if she will be late her first day on set????
And will she bring that fag and dyke with her?

I know LiLo may not LOOK like a tough bitch, but I hear Sam says she can take a real "licking".

1:46 ha ha good one. But I think Lilo does the licking. Did you read the story about her and Misha in a limo. Lilo really knew her way around that labia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X17 paps are still blowing each other. This is NOT news. This is old. Stop blowing each other and get us a Sam and Lindsay update. And don't do another Lindsay's blonde do or shit. P.S. Stop blowing each other when waiting for Lindsay and Sam - you will miss them.

WOAH, she's HOT !

she looks sexy in this ELLE-photoshoot.
Look at her in the video - she makes a straight girl go gay. she's a hottie.

I LOVE THIS GIRL---each day more & more

According to the Machate website, Lindsay's part in the movie has yet to be confirmed. And it is a small part, nothing big. Do not believe everything that comes out of Lindsay's smelly, stinky mouth.

Rumor has it that Sam will not go down on Lindsay's beaver cause it smells like a can of tuna that has been sitting in the sun for hours. And sam is mad cause Lindsay will not wear a dildo and screw her in her asshole.

Rumor has it that Sam will not go down on Lindsay's beaver cause it smells like a can of tuna that has been sitting in the sun for hours. And sam is mad cause Lindsay will not let sam screw her in the asshole with her dildo.

Crazy Britney is BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

check out the post over at celebitchy.
com apparently the article that accompanies this photo shoot,describes her as being headache to deal with,spoiled,rude,a self-centered brat...in other words just being her usual self.
without her going away and getting her act together,and maybe learning to be a decent person,she can just forget about any comeback happening.
she doesn't have the talent,clout or drawing power for anyone to put up with her crap.

12:59pm...You are so right,I mean if someone were to be jealous of someone's
fame and wealth...wouldn't it be someone
like Oprah,Madonna or Angelina..and not a D-Listed Train Wreck,who has to beg for jobs in Interviews.
Of course that's that moron Monster Mummy making that lame comment,she's projecting because it's really she who is jealous of others wealth and fame.

a comment a poster made about her over at dlisted fits her so well..Satan can take on many forms....So So True.

even with all that photoshopping and airbrushing she is still NOT HOT. Why do you waste space for this person??

ratings:

zilch as an actress and singer


BORING as a model


10 out 0f 10 as a meth-head lesbian

Britney RULES!!!

Sam hearts Sienna. big time.

photos are sooooo f*cking boring.


next.

ha ha ha ha ha ha only in America

such a queer lesbian she has become.

Hey Lilo fans, Where is all of your gushing today about her big movie role????

12:21 oh yeah:


She is in deep sh*t for twieeting about the casting before it was officially announced.

She is not even on set and she is screwing up alread12:21 oh yeah:

More than a few actors AND tech people have said, "No way" if Lilo is on board.

Way to go Meth Head.

man, they are pretty dull over there in london.

yawn, yawn, Lilo in black boots, yawn, touching her hair,
snooze, snooze,
fingers in her mouth again,
gag, gag.

Crazy Britney is a much sexier blonde!!!!!

hide that receding hairline

open up your twat for all the dykes


smell yourself


bite down HARD tonight!

-BOOM BABY! That was so freakin' HOT! You really know how to bring it!

This talentless white trash attention whore is a low life degenerate lesbo skank who is only being offered things in hollywood because she is willing to spread her legs for whoever it is that will give her a job. She and her fans are delusional to think that despite her reputation she is going to make a comeback. She is a drug addicted alcoholic racist thief who is one more milkshake appearance away from being put in a psychiatric ward. The only thing that this girl can claim as a skill is her ability to deep throat and that is the only reason why she is still getting work. Her family is a disgrace and her work ethic is atrocious. How long before she starts calling in to work saying that the reason that she was not able to make it to work is because of "exhaustion"? Do you think that de niro would stand for that kind of childish behavior? Lindsay is the perfect example of a pampered spoiled little bitch who acts as if everyone should bow down before her because she was in a hit movie almost 6 years ago. If it were not for her tipping off the paparazzi then this tramp would get no coverage at all. She is so pale in these photos that you have to wonder if she chose to "powder her nose" before she went in front of the cameras. It would not surprise me at all if she did because as i have said before she is an addict and an addict like her does not change.

Drama this weekend.

I can see it now.

Tears, yelling and more tears.

Maybe this will be Lindsay's wake up call that Samantha Ronson is nothing but a rude, arrorgant asshole.
Elle magazine further confirms that.
Get over yourself Sam, you're gross.

10.43 what?? lindsay is much more crazier than britney!! why britney cant go to the club its because she has a babies?? she just stop touring she needs a little break idiot!! if she has a babysitter its not ur problem ur not paying there salaries... most of the people who had childrens are also going to clubs idiot!!! even my neighbor she has 3 kids but then shes still going to the night club with her friends... its just normal idiot!!! dont make a big deal with britney...cause theres a lot much worse than her

10.43 what?? lindsay is much more crazier than britney!! why britney cant go to the club its because she has a babies?? she just stop touring she needs a little break idiot!! if she has a babysitter its not ur problem ur not paying there salaries... most of the people who had childrens are also going to clubs idiot!!! even my neighbor she has 3 kids but then shes still going to the night club with her friends... its just normal idiot!!! dont make a big deal with britney...cause theres a lot much worse than her

10.43 what?? lindsay is much more crazier than britney!! why britney cant go to the club its because she has a babies?? she just stop touring she needs a little break idiot!! if she has a babysitter its not ur problem ur not paying there salaries... most of the people who had childrens are also going to clubs idiot!!! even my neighbor she has 3 kids but then shes still going to the night club with her friends... its just normal idiot!!! dont make a big deal with britney...cause theres a lot much worse than her

10.43 what?? lindsay is much more crazier than britney!! why britney cant go to the club its because she has a babies?? she just stop touring she needs a little break idiot!! if she has a babysitter its not ur problem ur not paying there salaries... most of the people who had childrens are also going to clubs idiot!!! even my neighbor she has 3 kids but then shes still going to the night club with her friends... its just normal idiot!!! dont make a big deal with britney...cause theres a lot much worse than her

these Elle photos look so dated, boring UNHIP....there are SOOOOO many smarter, hipper, quirkier and definitely sexier chicks around then Lilo.

But British Elle has always been very old-school and passe.

Hey Lilo fans, Where is all of your gushing about her big movie role???

She is in deep sh*t for tweeting about the casting before it was officially announced.

She is not even on set and she is screwing up already.

More than a few actors AND tech people have said, "No way" if Lilo is on board.

Way to go Meth Head.

my latest, very important tweet:

"This story of the 14 yr old being sold is 1 of a million. I am going to use my voice to bring attention to myself and where I am going to go shopping and clubbing today. luv, LL"

another, very important tweet:

"I just heard a 14 year old victim of human trafficking was married off to 45 yr old man as her father could not repay money he had borrowed....

Sam & I think that is sooo hot and are getting off on it right now!! luv, LL"

hide that receding hairline

open up your twat for all the dykes


smell yourself


bite down HARD tonight

WE BUTCH-DYKES LOVE LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!!!

EXCELLENT photo shoot Lindsay.I hope i can find the issue here in Athens.When is it going to be published? You are sexy, beautiful no matter what they say.Perfect hair and body.WHAT ARE YOU EATING ALL DAY AND YOU REMAIN THIN? I WISH YOU MANY SUCCESS TO YOU PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE. MANY MANY MANY MANY KISSES FROM ME

it's bad enough this delusional nutjob,believes she's this generation's
marilyn monroe...now she's trying to be angelina jolie,nobody is buying her phony concern for the less fortunate.
it and she are so obvious..it's a joke.
such a calculating attention whore.
little does she know her fake concern is just making her look worse.

what's with the sucking fingers and biting fingers thing??? That's suppose to be "sexy"??? She's looks and acts so fugging retarded in that vid...like she is on something!! Scarecrow arms...bleghghhg....THIS IS SEXY??? yah....I do think it's the seventh sign...................;/

My 4 year old daughter has a red hair barbie doll and she has named her lindy(Lindsay she means). We had seen together a film i cant remember the title but it was about a tiny strange car with lindsay trying to drive it. She liked you and she named the doll Lindy because she looks like you.

bears repeating:

BORING PASSE DATED

hey, i really like her..she know how to pose for the magazines..stop judgin her..:) nice pics lilo!

The Lindsay haters have always been jealous of her singing and acting.
Now they are proving their jealousy again because
she gives more money to charities than any of them.

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2 pix of LL and britney spears (inside a bar/club) on aug (2 or) 3.
the girls look great together and they're all smiles.
Love these 2 succesful young ladies.

britney said yesterday on twitter:
blondes do have more fun
then lindsay replied:
i second that .. for now hehe

No matter how ill this girl looks, websites like yours continue to inaccurately declare this girl's beauty. She needs help due to her poor mental condition - not more promotion.

Ban Lindsay Lohan from x17!!