X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay Follows The Rules, Goes To Her Alcohol Education Class

Oho! A lilo post. Bring on the pathetic skank's even more pathetic fans!

Bitch knows more about alcohol, whoring, drugging - you name it- than most of US.

WHORE !!!!!!

Pisses me off the way this slut gets away with more crap than anyone else in H'wood.
LOCK HER UP!

I wish she'd just do the world a favor and OD already. Dumb useless bitch.

hate the bitch

Come on, lovers AND haters...I think we all owe Lindsay's handlers/babysitters a HUGE thank you for keeping her under wraps for the past few days...except for some drunk/pill tweets and a fast-food foray, our little lying darling has been laying low.

Hmmmm.....Readying herself for her featured role appearance at the Music Awards???

Man-hands and straw hair..so lovable!!!!!!

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"Chain smoking, boozer, drugger hag at 23. Hollyweird road kill."

We would add, self-cutter, almost friendless and consumer addictive.

We believe 9:25---by this time, even if she doesn't read the blogs and magazines, she has heard all the comments suggesting getting some serious help and also, we would hope, seen her professional offers dwindling. And in light of that, she apparently still does not think she needs any professional help.

And while most of her friends may realize the need for rehab and tried to change how they are around her, she still has an *sswipe mother and Aunt who insist she is a genius and all is fine--THEY should have to answer to the court in December as being the biggest enablers of LL's tawdry lifestyle.

But, then again, they are all Lohans and must be used to shabby,white-trash living.

Lilo and Ali getting ready for a big appearance at the Music Awards show--they are gonna blow everyone away!!!!!!!

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All the Lohans are a perfect example of how our society has gone to hell. Bunch of famewhore retards.

Could someone tell Linds that celebrities are not excited & thrilled to get tweets from her, unlike her 4 teenie fans around the world.

Please stop.

It only adds to the embarrassment everyone feels for her.

well it seems the purile haters on this site just can't stop talking about Lindsay, LMAO

"Don't boo us"

And STILL you losers cant give her credit for doing good. I am very proud of Lindsay. I hope all of you mean-spirited bastards have massive heart-attacks while burning alive.....Have a nice day, sorry a$$ bitches! :D

9:36 - just stop! Wow, she attended a class, big deal, she is ordered to go by law. She should have to take a drug test. She should take some acting classes too, she has no talent. Her career is over, maybe take 3rd grade reading?

It's funny, she hides from the paps one second, then calls them, letting them know where she is going the next. What a media whore, actually a dirty whore in general.

10:09 So, I take it that YOU got that call? .... I didnt think so! So, since you dont know first-hand that that claim is true, STFU, you chattering bitch!

I truly believe the haters would miss Linds more than us fans if she were to meet an untimely end! The fact that they obviously hunch over their computers each day waiting for LILO threads to blether is all the evidence one needs! Such fake posers! Why don't you admit it? you love the kid-c'mon! confess! we fans won't hold it against you!
Glad to see her attending court ordered classes. Focus Linds! don't forget the list:
Gym
Nutritionist
Dermatologist
Addiction Specialist
Acting Classes
No Mansam!
Keep at it until you're back on the big screen - your fans are rooting for you!

Oh Ortiz, are your panties in a bunch? She calls them, it is a fact and very well known. If you deny the fact that she does call the paps and goes to every place where she knows were they will be, you are blind and dumb, I'm surprised you can even type or spell. In response to your STFU comment, so hurtful, back to you little bitch. Go wack off to your slut's poster in your room little nerd. I bet you are sent to your room a lot.

10:17 thanx for your interest darling, but as to your list, no one tells me what to do!

Gym-1 hour, hated it

Nutritionist-Wendys,Peach Snapple and vodka are all I need (plus coke)

Dermatologist-what for?

Addiction Specialist-what for?

Acting Classes-what for?

No Mansam!-my parents taught me to love humiliation :)

10:17 - I think the only fake poser is your drugged up, slutty idol. Your list is funny, you're right she needs help in all of those areas - looks, addiction, and some kind of ability in acting. She really needs help in every aspect of her existence. She is a failure.

"I have not been in a gym since I dropped out of high school. That is why I have muscle tone"

HEY 9:38

YOU ARE A COMPLETE A HOLE WITH NO LIFE , NO BRAIN AND AM SURE NO JOB .
YOUR JELOUSY IS SO DEEP AND IT IS SICK .
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU PUTTING THAT INFO ON THE JUDGE IS GOING TO TO ANYTHING - YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER .
SHE IS TESTED ALL THE TIME YOU MORON .
THIS SIGHT IS FOR THE LOWEST FORM OF IDIOTS.
i WONT BOTHER SAYING GET A LIFE - IT WOULD ONLY BE WASTED ON YOU .

I see that stupid Ortiz is back on here defending this chronic loser.

maybe those bathroom photos got things moving -- the judge is probably not thrilled at being a public joke, usually judges can pull their crap off the radar

11:11 exactly right.

and 10:51--the judge and her program have heard from lots of people, INCLUDING HER FRIENDS WHO ARE EXASPERATED AT HER CONSTANT, ALL-NIGHT PARTYING---whatever the motives, she is a sick girl who is not getting the help she needs on her own.

10:51, I'm a different poster, have a life, great job, and brain. Just wanted to let you know, before you call people morons and idiots, spell-check. It is spelled "site", for a web presence, not "sight." Also, she is not tested at all, not required in the court order. She would be jail if she were tested.

Children of such dysfunctional parents such as Micheal and Dina usually end up by picking one parent over the other in a desperate attempt at finding some security and safety.

Thus, Linds idolizes her mother (and Sam, as a mother-figure) and can see no wrong in her. This is a serious block in her road to recovery and also enables Dina to continue her poor and extremely dysfunctional parenting.

They are co-delusional.

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I doubt that calling the idiot Judge that didn't throw her in jail is going to listen to any of us. Sure we see and hear about it, but we're not right there. They're just going to take what we say with a grain of salt. Lindsay's family has to take the bull by the horns and do something. Otherwise, Lindsay is going to OD and die soon. If LIndsay wasn't appointed by the courts to do this class, she would never do it.

10:17 Perfectly said
10:27 Proof that she calls the paps?.....Um, still waiting...... And I'll decline you offer to wack off. I'm sure you were speaking from experience. Get a job, get a life, get some friends and get a girl OR guy (IF one would even want your sorry a$$).

If she's Not REQUIRED to take this course yet -- as difficult as it may be for her to do so -- she went, Doesn't that tell you idiots something!? Way to go, Lindsay! I'm proud of you!

The judge is not going to take any of your calls. Why would she?

Her assistant made sure she went to class and didn’t party. It figures she'd be too stupid to do it alone.

Ali earns more money in one day any of the sorry losers
will earn in their entire lives so of course they are jealous.

she will be the star in a romantic comedy titled one night with you.........

Lindsay went clubbing Wednesday night and left hiding her face

Dumb bitch is probably still hung over from all the alcohol research she's been doing in the bars she goes to every single damn night! And to the retarded asswipes like 1:11, I hope you feel great about cheering this evil bitch on when she has her next OD! You're like her personal cheerleader to go out and do all the drugs and alcohol she can possibly do! You're obviously so stupid that you don't even realize this! I mean you are really, really fuckingstupid to think a thieving addict should be cheered on!!! And if she makes so much money, why does she constantly steal stuff? I bet you wear a safety helmet when you go out walking around in public.

Michael, your daughter has been on probation since August 23, 2007. Heath Ledger died on January 22, 2008. Your recordings establish your daughter has been abusing substances while on probation and required to attend a court ordered alcohol and drug education program. Have you consulted with your lawyer about exercising your legal rights as an interested party and attending the progress hearing in Revel‘s court? Maybe your lawyer can file a declaration on your behalf and submit the released/unreleased recordings? Maybe you can compile and submit paparazzi video of her nightly visits to bars and declarations from bartenders serving her alcohol? I think you’re right, she needs a residential treatment program. Since she’s hasn’t entered rehab of her own accord, your only hope may be giving the judge information that prompts her to curtail your daughter’s freedom to make that decision. It worked for Robert Downey Jr. It might work for Lindsay. Nothing else has worked, so you don’t have anything to lose.

Lin's will have this demond chasing after her for the rest of her life.
She needs to learn to deal with it and keep it from ruining her life any more than it already has.
GOOD LUCK LINDSAY!!

when she drinks, she drinks too much, way too much, everyday. the only way for her to "deal with it" is to stop drinking altogether. drinking is not for her.

it's a suprise x17 is reporting this; the previous time she went there they had a video of it, but totally ignored it. You know, they only want negative things about lindsay.

Good to see her attending her classes at right on right on programs.

radaronline has a topic about her at Katy Perry's concert last nigt / they're very positive about her and they say: she was drinking water all night.

Even though Lindsay Lohan looked less than thrilled when we caught up with her at Right On Programs yesterday afternoon, at least she's doing something to help herself!

Are you sure? Her Right On Programs class was followed by a trip to the Social club.

http:// perezhilton.com/2009-11-19-lindsanity-continues-to-paarty-the-paain-aaway

Her mother said she drinks Vodka. Isn’t it convenient that Vodka looks exactly like water?

A Little Bit About Vodka
Feb 8, 2006 ... By law, vodka must be "odorless, colorless and flavorless".
www.artofdrink.com/2006/02/a-little-bit-about-vodka.php

Pure Vodka not the flavored varieties.

"She is and which direction she's going and right now by starting to drink vodka and sh*t again, it's not the right direction. Because when she's drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking …” Tape of Dina Lohan talking to Michael Lohan.

4:16 AND Radaronline also mention:
Her good behavior.
They were suprised how happy and healthy she looked.

The unnamed eyewitness forgot to tell Radarolnline she's a genius and everything is fine. There's always next time.

From Perez

Lindsanity Continues To pAArty The pAAin AAway!

Lindsanity was spotted Wednesday night pAArtying it up at Social in Hollywood with a pal.

La Loca then hit up H.Wood nightclub, where she was spotted leaving early in the AM.

Though it seems Lindsay was trying to hide something as she really didn't want the paparazzi snapping photos of her face.

Seriously, why hide now?

We know you're a mess!

Perez said “a pal” joined her the Social and the H.Wood nightclub. Are there any photos of “her friend” from Alcoholics Anonymous? I'm wondering if it was the same person.

Please keep the calls coming into the Judge and the Rights on Program
They called Lindsay in

Judge Marsha Revel
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Let them know that after her visit she was spotted at two clubs and was hiding from the paps(which she never does)
Your calls will remain Anonymous
The more calls they get the more they will do something,lets not let Lindsay get away with more

Ask them to drug test her for prescription drugs and why she needs them what doctor writes these scripts

LMFAO Ali comments that she makes more money in one day
Another Delusional Lohan
Funny Jr.Junkie we never hear your name see you in anything
Only see or hear about you when you have to babysitt your Sr.Junkie sister
Now shut the f**k up before I send the girls from Merrick to kick your ass AGAIN you 35 yr old Jr.Junkie Pop those Adderials Jr.Junkie Mummy says so
Ugliest 15 yr old Ive ever seen Looks like a divorced 35 yr old with 3 kids that works 12 shifts in a factory.
The should do a poll who looks old and haggered for 15? Ali will be the only one to vote for
Run along Jr.Junkie

News Flash Lohan all the calls do matter

6:04 Thanks for proving your jealousy.

6:04 VERY CARZY THIS MAN/WOMEN !
LINDSY YOU ARE THE BEST FORGET ALL ABOUT JEALOUSY "PEOPLE" !
SO LINDS I REALLY LIKE YOU WHERE WE MEETING ...?