Lindsay Lohan Has A Hot Date With Her Probation Officer

I heart everything today. My life is great!!!!

Yep she is already sick of the twice weekly random alcohol/drug tests but if she misses any she gets 30 days in jail.
That is why she was so pissed at the sentence as she was facing formal probation for a year.
She just NEEDS to comply until November 1st and she will be free.

I bet she likes it when sam orders her around in the bedroom. "Get between my legs and get to work, bitch!"

X17 is the only celeb blog that devotes so much attention to her

X17 is the only celeb blog that devotes so much attention to her

Her lips look so stupid - big mistake.

Or maybe she looks annoyed because x17 online shoves thier cameras in her face everytime she steps outside.

Am I the only one that thinks this girl always looks dirty. Does she ever shower?

Put your tongue back in, Blohan. You're just not sexy. PS: Good luck with that "comeback." 98 percent of human beings HATE YOU. Why? Because you're an ASSHOLE! Idiot.

Oh, and PS: Keep your mouth closed. Flies will get in there eventually, you jerk.

Linds makes her entrance in “Machete”:

Passed out on a filthy matress in a drug den surrounded by gun-toting ruffians.

Rescued by her pop, she is dumped into a car and swivels her drugged-out face toward him to say,

“Sorry, Daddy.”

Where did she get the pony tail from?

Top 100 People,Places & Things Who Are To Blame Runners Up:

-Airport near Cannes for not letting her fly without a passport.

-Director of The Other Side fr firing her and hiring a younger and more talented actress.

-The Free Lindsay campaign because she had to spend more than 80 minutes in jail

-TRANNY NATION for idolizing Ali but not LL

- Hilary Clinton for not taking Lindsay to Africa

- Tina Fey, who hired real actors for 30 Rock

- Snooki for being paid more for club appearences (Snooki: $10,000 - Lielo: $3000)

- The Democrats Election Campaign who refused to work with her:
'The former actress offered to host a series of events aimed at younger voters, but the Democratic presidential candidate’s camp wasn’t interested… Lohan ”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us,” a top source on the Obama team told the paper.'

- Ungrateful "colored" model Tyra Banks who never invited Lindsay to be a judge on Top Model, even though Lindsay is the one who brought Tyra to life in the first place with a magic hairbrush.

Oh, and Lou? Don't waste your money on this trick. She's definitely a poor investment decision. Trust. The general population HATES her sense of entitlement, and the person in general. Her lack of acting skills (regardless of what she "thinks") is a clue in itself. She always "acts herself" - there is never any depth, talent, etc. She's a party girl pimped out at a young age and it eventually went bad. Invest elsewhere.

bra-less...the parking valets % therapists love it

ah, Linds:

2007--"The thing is, at the times I was going out a lot and being seen everywhere, I would have been in college. I'm around bad people and I need to take care of myself. A lot of people in LA are very self-destructive."

2008--"I learnt from my mistakes and I'm now healthy and happier."

2009 "I was 20 years old. I never went to college. And I lived maybe six months out of my life like that, doing something wrong, and then I stopped. I learned my lesson. "

2010--"I know that in my past I was young and irresponsible—but that’s what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes."

Blohan, you ARE a mistake.

“Well, the second two times I went into rehab, to be honest with you, I HAD to go because it was a court thing.

It was an obligation.

I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that.

And it was like a vacation.”

www.celebitchy. com/93098/lindsay_lohan_rehab_was_like_a_vacation/

Oh my, Lindsay is stalking all the Ronsons again.


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Nice. I smell an Oscar.

Lohan Years vs College Years

College: Write papers
Lohan: Roll paper up to snort lines

College: Attend Lectures
Lohan: Attend court ordered meetings with shrink

College: Stay in dorms with other students
Lohan: Stay in jail with other criminals.

College: Go to parties
Lohan: Be denied access to parties

College: Stay in the library
Lohan: Stay in rehab

College: Take exams
Lohan: Pee into cups for the LAPD

College: Volunteer abroad
Lohan: Work as a paid escort for old businessmen

(Is it too soon to start?)


List of Potential Lists:

100 Crimes Committed by Lielo(alleged and convicted)

100 Names People Have Called Lindsay Lohan

100 Drugs Lindsay Has Taken

100 Sex Partners (aka Shame Roll Call)

Blohan's daily mantra:


"I only have to comply until November 1st....only has to comply until November 1st......only has to comply until November 1st."

She only has eyes for Johmni

Lindsay please stop with the lip injections they look so ridiculous!

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Whatever Cirque Lodge become court ordered when she struck her plea deal and she completed it.

Lindsay WILL make it to November 1st

All she has to do is stay sober & see her probation officer randomly twice a week for the drug/alcohol tests

She has a sober coach shadowing her so she will definetly make the 7 contacts a week with at least two in person.
5 1 hour AA meetings a week
4 pyschotherapy sessions
2 addiction counselling sessions

3:22, swelling of the lips can be caused by eating too much pu*sy.

LMFAO

11 sessions a week=7 contacts a week with at least two in person



Makes perfect sense.

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Well, she's not getting ANY from Samantha.

If she doesn't comply until November 1st and stay sober.
It is "30" days which if the Judge was really strict she would have serve to 50% of which is 15 days.
Even a few days would be bad because she wouldn't get any prescriptions like the last time.

NOVEMBER 2nd

HUGE LAS VEGAS BLOWOUT BASH FOR LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Vodka is already on ice)

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No on top of the
5 1 hour AA meetings a week
4 pyschotherapy sessions
2 addiction counselling sessions

She has to make 7 contacts a week with her sober coach with at least two of them being in person.
She won't fail that part of the requirements as she has someone shadowing her.

Can she be more beautiful? she looks gorgeous here.

Dina/Ali/Lindsay keep saying she only has to make it until November 1st and then she is "free". If she was truly serious about her recovery, would she really be focusing on a completion date?? Isn't the whole premise of AA/recovery one day at a time??? Bullsh*t from the Lohans as usual.

Lindsay "good girl" Lohan

Keep it up!

@4:26
It is 1 day at a time if you aren't facing incarceration.
For Lindsay she has to stay sober until November 1st THEN it is 1 day at a time

She looks like an idiot with those stupid lips (if you can even call those things lips)!!!!!

Changed Lindsay + Low Key Outfit = Winner

she's looking great AND she's doing great. i am pulling for her.

1. 1st count of being under influence of cocaine.
2. 2nd count of being under influence of cocaine.
3. 1st DUI
4. 2nd DUI
5. One count of reckless driving
6. Speeding through a stop sign
7. Cocaine found in pocket
8. Chased assistant in car
9. Vulgarity in courtroom FU manicure
10. Skipped court ordered alcohol education classes.

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What in the actual f%ck are you talking about?!?!? Recovery is recovery. You people are in so much denial/delusion, it is stunning.

11. Did not return from Cannes for court
12. Set off SCRAM at MTV awards
13. Blamed "the black kid" and his friend
14. Tampered with SCRAM
15. Mysterious case of missing Rolex
16. Mysterious case of missing jewels from ELLE photoshoot
17. Throwing glass at Samantha Ronson

4 03 (Dina)
LOL. So,18 sessions a week?

So far, she has been seen:

joy riding
stopped by the cops
shopping
Machete party w/friends
sunbathing
joy riding
stalking Samantha
constantly bra-less
"dinners" at Chateau
3 appointments



UCLA doctors, Judge Fox, Vanity Fair & her fans = SUCKERS!!!!!

Grifter Lindsay + Bra-less = LOSER, again

18.Subjecting public to her saggy boobs(repeat offense)

19. Tried to gate-crash Charlotte Ronson's Fashion Show

Omg, she looks amazingg on the Vanity Fair cover. Very elegant! She also looks very good in these pics.

she's so pretty

20. Was a no-show for Austrian Sugar-Daddy-broke contract

Shawn Chapman Holley provides twice weekly reports to the court so she is in compliance

she's so pretty

5:22 Ali, get off the Internet!

..LL looks absolutely fabulous.

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If we could roll our eyes any harder.

OMG SHE DRESSES FOR SH1T.GIRL HAN NO STYLE WHAT SO EVER

Lindsay is randomly jealous of anyone hanging around with Samantha

random drug test,she just failed

lookin' good

Ha Ha Lindsanity was the one that left the door open at samanthas apt. which lead Caddy out and he killed another dog

Lindsanity is nothing but a black cloud

Now samantha could be in deep trouble and may even lose the dog she loves so much

Thanks Lindsanity another fuk up under your belt

Hope samantha never talks to you ever again

lookin'NASTY

Blohan you fool no one

Yeah, do the right thing Lindsay -- You go girl

Lindsay and her brother Ali keep posting on here LMFAO SO PATHETIC!!!!

Some over due Karma is heading for Ms.Blohan

Ali Lohan = Chick with a dick

I think this X-17 post is rediculous. Lindsay is working hard on her life. It's unfortunate that the ppl at this website want to make it something that it just isnt. If you want Lindsay to fail, your team is no more than a skank rag. Give her a break. Let her live her life and make her own decisions without your pre-mature judgement. Wouldnt you want the same courtesy?

6:28 Ask yourself this
How does x17 know what time her appt. is?

Hummm you say to yourself ?????

Because she calls them,and she gets paid by them

Now fck off with your lame post

PS she doesnt need anyone to help her fck up,that she is going to do all on her own, and than blame someone else for it

To the Caddy haters that want to post horrible death threats on Sam's dog. Go f#ck yourselves. It was an unfortunate accident. Caddy is in an apt and trying to be protective. That's all.

6:28/2 agreed

LOHANS GET IT THROW YOUR THICK HEADS

"THE PUBLIC HATES YOU"!

YOU ARE A HAS BEEN LINDSAY YOUR ALL WASHED UP GF

NO ONE WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE

DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND GO AWAY SKANK

6:23 LOL! Ali does look like a guy and could pass for her brother

6:34 Lindsay once again you prove your a moron.Not a soul on here is hating on Caddy

The guilt must be eatting you alive

:( Sam is so sad without caddy :(

It's 10 o'clock Nana, do you know where Cody is?

I would smack her in the mouth if I saw her…I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else – whack!'

7:01 Give her a btch slap for me as well

I have to say lohan has destoryed her looks.
She used to be pretty but now she looks so gross and old

If you look at pictures of her from three years ago to now holy shit what a difference.She has aged herself in a bad way

LiLo is a clone of her father

Geeez can her farhead get any bigger? She will be bald in a year

I hope Samantha doesnt lose her dog because of the tuna twat
Samantha really loves her dog

LINDSAY YOU ARE A F**KING CNUT FOR WHAT YOU DID TO SAMANTHA AND HER DOG

PAY BACKS ARE A B!TCH HUNNI

The ring is off her finger

If Dina hates micheal so bad why do they call Nana Nana Lohan when Nana is Dinas mother not mikes
Nana should be Nana Sullivan

Oh thats right Dina likes living off the Lohan name....Never mind

Bitting her finger nails and cutting herself is all she has left

@7:24; I missed it Where was it reported that Lindsay let Sam's dog out?

Lindsay,Samantha is facing criminal charges. I know you and your family see this as a day in the breeeze and you and your criminal family are use to being locked up BUT the Ronsons DONT have criminal records a mile long like the Lohans do

Are you happy now?? samantha didnt deserve this

This will come back to you in two folds I promise that

@ second 6:21 Dream on! Blohan can never do the right thing. That was a funny post

Lindsay knows what she did

Ben Loden wants to kill americans, can we give him the address to all the Lohans?
Just wondering

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I agree she fools no one

Your RT tweets about Mark Ronson will not help you

The Ronsons hate you even more

L Chat dykes:

"I do believe they are together and just dealing with it all. If they weren't I think LL would look less happy.."
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I'm with you... I've got a good feeling about our girls this time. :fingcross:"

"yea, they will get married and have kids!"

"I wanna see a pregnant SR in flannel and Supra's behind the deck"

@2:19 - lol
yes I did the same thing in my mind because I remember similar articles everytime Lindsay gets out of rehab she an interview where she says she "learned her lesson"..but its all boloney. Lindsay can say whatever she likes but its what she does in her life that matters, not P.R. boloney. People and Producers are sick of her attitude and problems I think knows this.

The reviews of Machette are really bad.There saying Lindsay was really bad in the movie and that Lindsay will be the one to bring this movie down

There saying her junkie role was really bad for her to do

8:17 So True I agree

She only has what, 90 seconds of screen time. As much as she deserves the hate, she didn't ruin the movie. The movie sucked because it was a bad movie, period.

Saw Lindsay Lohan is Vanity Fair's cover girl again. I like her retro-style in those photos; it's a Grace Kelly inspired photo shoot.

Machete will be a the worst movie ever

8:36 Photo shopped and smoke on
Grace Kelly LMFAO you smoke good shit!
Put that pipe downnnnnnnnn

lohan looks relaxed & refreshed

There saying LL is a naked junkie in machete,just like she will be in all her porn films

8:40 Get glasses you idiot.Oh wait its lindsay posting

I love having flap-jacks for Sunday morning breakfast.

Lindsay and her mother,father and all of Dinas brothers are Junkies
This is no surprise

I saw Machete its sooooo boring and cheap. Lindsays part is reaaally boring she doesnt say anything. The movie is stupid cheap looking action and crappy fight scenes.

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Nobody is buying this issue of Vanity Fair LMAO

Lindsays face looks really bad

Lindsay Lohan is a epic failure in everything in life

I agree Lindsay is a clone of her father

Nobody is buying anything that has lindsays name on it

Lindsay is a washed up has been and will be dead by the end of the year

WE WILL NOT FORGET OR FORGIVE WHAT YOU DID TO SAMANTHA AND CADDY

YOU SELFISH CU*t

This is the fugly ho she turned into! No make-up, of P-shop, just HOrrendous ducklips! She's either got a wasting disease, or she is just a diseased waste-oid!

http:// x17online.com/famouscover.jpg

'NO P-shop'

http:// x17online.com/famouscover.jpg

There's no one in LA that will be caught dead with her
She burned all her bridges and connections

2010 Will be the worst year ever for Lindsay Lohan

Lindsays Tamtrums are now costing Samantha once again

Samantha is so done with being a good person to Lindsay


DONE OVER FINISHED

Learn those words Lindsay

You have hurt samantha for the last time

Nasty Filthy Whore is all that comes to mind when I see or her the name Lindsay Lohan

"Passed out on a filthy mattress in a drug den"

Low budget home movie.

I do wonder if Lindsay let Caddy out that morning. The L Chat dykes were going on a bit over "hey wasn't Sam like tweeting for a few seconds right before we think Lindsay left? Then how could Sam be sleeping? Like Lindsay woke her up when she left and then Sam rolled over and went back to sleep?"

And how the "friends" in Sam's apt were never named and barely even mentioned. And Lindsay does love her drama... she broke Sam's windows, accused Sam of all sorts of crap on twitter.. and posted the private phone number of one of Sam's friends on twitter.

And remember the time when Lindsay did "caught" on twitter because she'd sent a pap to spy on Sam?

Lindsay seems to like being in control. Maybe she's punishing Sam for trying to get away?

Take a shower baldhan your greasy hair is nasty

LINDSAY LOHAN IS TO BLAME FOR SAMANTHAS DOG GETTING OUT AND KILLING THE OTHER DOG

LINDSAY DID IT TO HURT SAMANTHA CAUSE SAMANTHA HAD FUN WITH HER FRIENDS THAT NIGHT LOOK AT SAMANTHA'S TWITTER PAGE

LINDSAY IS A SICK FREAK AND SHE WILL GET HERS IN THE END

LINDSAY LOHAN LET SAMAMTHA RONSONS DOG OUT
THAT IS A TRUE FACT

this is known because...

All I have to say is, I know Sam thinks the world of her dog. Lindsay is the biggest jealous freak on two legs and I wouldnt put it passed lindsay to do something like this.
Samantha was sleeping and wasnt giving into lindsays drama, so lindsay needed drama to get samantha's attention, We all know lindsay lives for drama and attention.

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Hope the guilt eats you alive ever waken moment of your life..

Machete is a hack job. Robert de niro hits an all new career low with the trashtastic machete. Lindsay lohan is topless in it (is it a body double?) Jessica alba still speaks in that robotic monotone. At this point i can't tell if robert rodriguez is spoofing grade z trash or if that is all that he can make outside of those spy kids movies. Steven seagal pops up in it spouting some espanol and looking like jabba the wig. Jessica alba's performance in it is nothing more than a haircut and a body double. A bloated don johnson plays a bigot in it and de niro who embarrasses himself yet again plays a racist state senator from texas with a new york accent. Unfortunately for the public de niro and alba chose to do another movie together right after they did machete and they will both be seen in the third installment of the meet the parents movies called little fockers. Lindsay lohan who supposedely turned down a role in the hangover because it had no box office potential but somehow the movie went on to make 467 million worldwide is awful. Lohan plays a whore with drug and alcohol issues who films herself naked along with her naked mother in a pool and then puts up the videos on her website to make some money for herself has a three way in the movie as she and her mother end up having sex with machete himself danny trejo (i actually believe that this could happen in real life). Everytime that a character speaks to one another the film goes into a coma. If you are going to watch this trash then my suggestion to you is that you pay to go see it with some monopoly money.

Lindsay Lohan is a piece of shit!!!

Umm.. I have been wondering if Lindsay let Caddy out because it would fit in with her past behavior and it would fit where the obsessive L Chat stalkers had everyone placed.

The day of the attack Sam was on twitter for like 3 seconds at something like 8am. Shortly after that Lindsay was spotted at some court ordered thing.
And then the pap coverage of something going down at Empire West, where the girls live.
Tidbits filer out and are arraigned in whatever order that pap wants to order them in

(FYI.. Caddy never bit a human. That's why Animal Control didn't take Caddy away)

Then nothing is heard again from Sam until she gets on twitter about how very sad and sorry she is.

MEANWHILE.... Lindsay is spotted out and about SHOPPING.

And given Lindsay's history of sending paps to check on sam, of following sam to london and even from club to club.. and threatening peeps on twitter and facebook if they hit on sam. And then throwing glasses at Sam's head in public
(what must she be like in private?)

i can just see lindsay doing that. Lindsay is obsessed with Samantha and wants to OWN Samantha. Her jealousy knows no bounds.

most of the L Chat dykes are just delusional

To funny 7:50 Bin Liden I would so give the address to each and every Lying Lohan so he could kill them off!
Great Post

So what people are basically saying is that lindsay lohan is sid vicious and sam ronson is nancy spungen? How long will it be before lindsay kills sam because she thought that if she could not have sam then no one else should?

but of course l chat worships their precious lilo so i can't have a convo over there.
They actually blame Samantha for lindsay's throwing glasses at Sam's head!

They say "oh it was bad alright but Lindsay only did it because she was hurting over Samantha ignoring her!"

I think Lindsay let Caddy out as a show that Lindsay still has the power here.

10:05 HILARIOUS AND PRICELESS ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE

LINDSAY LOHAN LET CADDY OUT

CASE CLOSE

Lindsay is to blame for poor Tigers death

LINDSAY LOHAN AND PARIS HILTON BOTH HOLDING HANDS TAKING A LONG WALK ON AN SHORT PIER, SO BOTH CAN FUDGE OFF!

'NO P-shop'
http:// x17online. com/famouscover.jpg

THEE truth is scary and funny.

How do you know when Blohan is lying?

http:// thebiggestnews. com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lindsey.gif

R.I.P. Little poochie..Lindsay Lohan is responsible for your death

Lindsay Lohan killed that dog NOT Caddy

Who let the dogs out?

List maker please add to list how lindsay is a dog killer

@ 10:17 that's what I'm starting to think. after Sam's hospital visit in dec 2008 things went bad fast.. and the hospital visit itself came after some "rohan" fight. In late 2008 and early 2009 Lindsay would often strut around like queen of sh*t mountain while sam was hunched over like a dog that had been beaten many times. Many public fights.

Then in March 2009 was the famous Lindsay chasing Sam to Vegas, Sam had a gig at Prive.. lindsay had her twitter rant about how dare "someone" not call because lindsay was about to go to jail for "CHASING U TO MAKE U STAY"
The "make u stay" part was interesting.
Then cops were called and lindsay's arrest warrant etc etc..
And then the famous Lindsay getting banned from Charlotte's launch in April 2009.
And Sam changing the locks on her house.
Followed by lindsay following Sam to London, club to club and hotel to hotel.
And sam comes back to USA and the stalking paid off...to an extent. at least it seems lindsay didn't get a new house key.
The famous lindsay meltdown on sam's doorstep at like 4am "where were you where were you where were you???"
What was sam supposed to do with paps watching her?
Sam let lindsay in.
Sam moves to EW.. Lindsay follows.
Sam hangs out with her pal and lindsay posts his number on her twitter.
Sam hangs out with Kellan Lutz and Lindsay has a rant about sam finding "famous kids"
Sam does a 2 second cameo on 90210 and lindsay has a rant about sam finding the 90210 kids more interesting.

Now Sam hangs with her peeps and does huge DJ gigs in big-name clubs with a bunch of her friends at a time when lindsay is being court-forced to stay sober.. and caddy gets out??? Huh?
It's just very suspicious.

now sam ahgns with her peeps and does huge DJ gigs in big-name clubs at a time when lindsay is court-firced to stay sober... and Caddy somehow gets out when samantha is sleeping?
Huh??

I'm just saying it's very very suspicious.

Sprained wrist.

Sorry 10:50,2 wasn't for here.

1. 1st count of being under influence of cocaine.
2. 2nd count of being under influence of cocaine.
3. 1st DUI
4. 2nd DUI
5. One count of reckless driving
6. Speeding through a stop sign
7. Cocaine found in pocket
8. Chased assistant in car
9. Vulgarity in courtroom FU manicure
10. Skipped court ordered alcohol education classes.
11. Crimes of Fashion

1. 1st count of being under influence of cocaine.
2. 2nd count of being under influence of cocaine.
3. 1st DUI
4. 2nd DUI
5. One count of reckless driving
6. Speeding through a stop sign
7. Cocaine found in pocket
8. Chased assistant in car
9. Vulgarity in courtroom FU manicure
10. Skipped court ordered alcohol education classes.
11. Crimes of Fashion
12. 3 counts of probation violation

1. 1st count of being under influence of cocaine.
2. 2nd count of being under influence of cocaine.
3. 1st DUI
4. 2nd DUI
5. One count of reckless driving
6. Speeding through a stop sign
7. Cocaine found in pocket
8. Chased assistant in car
9. Vulgarity in courtroom FU manicure
10. Skipped court ordered alcohol education classes.
11. Crimes of Fashion
12. 3 counts of probation violation
13. Drinking underage
14. Leaving the scene of an accident

[Lohan] has major daddy issues: "I think my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life" But will persevere: "I don't care what anyone says. I know that I'm a damn good actress." ROFL

VANITY FAIR also interviewed PUBLICISTS who called her "HOLLYWOOD KRYPTONITE" and PAPARAZZI who say SHE POSES FOR CANDIDS FOR $10,000 A POP. She denies it, but the paps are insistent: "She might not be doing what she'd like to be doing, but she'll always be Lindsay Lohan." [VF, USAToday, NYPost]

Where did Danny the Goat Boy go?

Wait. Nevermind. It's one sexually confused, undesirable goat sociopath.

Your mother must have been a goat too.


November 18, 2009 5:37 AM
Posted by: maria
4:51,i will agree with you except from the point that you talk about the role model. In my opinion the only role model in our life is our mother TRUE FACT

SStill following, but suggesting a firewall update.
November 18, 2009 09:47 AM Posted by: herb

Following, Sociopath? No. It's called stalking.

Lindsay lohan is doing everything that she can to try to land an audition for a role in the new spiderman reboot where she is hoping to land the role of spiderman's girlfriend mary jane. Lindsay wants to land a role in a big movie and fast but it seems that no one wants to take a meeting with her. She desperately tried to get an audition for true blood but she could not get a meeting so now she is going to be working overtime to try to land a role in the new spiderman movie. "Good luck with that" says one powerful person in the industry who would never allow himself or his studio to be associated with lindsay lohan because he knows that her name alone would diminish the value of the studio and everything that he has worked for. Machete is expected to bomb at the box office this weekend and her role as a deep throat porn star will not bring in an audience so if lindsay wants to get another job offer in hollywood she needs to appear in a big blockbuster. In other lohan news radar is reporting that michael lohan is trying to sell lindsay's diary from her 2007 rehab stint and that lindsay has sent him a cease and desist order.

The sociopath’s new names are irrelevant. Use the checklist. Content is key. Watch out for her switching between a fan and hater. Stay in groups so you are not stuck alone with her. Half the team is combing through X17 especially the galleries; the other half is combing through her other site Dlisted. We'll let everyone know when everything is collected.

OMG, MY EYES, MY EYES! I just saw her spreading her legs for Petey and her saggy ass in the bathroom doorway again! I can't look at much more tonight!

Reason 1001 Why We Are Going to F-ck Her Up for the Rest of Her Miserable Life:

keep your enemies closer "Kiss them for me"
November 18, 2009 09:41 PM Posted by: herb

"I'm so alone"

@11:11
It was an "unknown white substance" found in her pocket

Well, that was a short lived career. *pulls out little black book*
August 31, 2010 10:32 PM
Posted by: michael

Comebeforreal

Dieinapoolofyourownvomit

"I think that I went through a really rocky patch but I can say for myself that I`ve looked back on my past and I`m a completely different person now. Everything happens for a reason so I`m grateful that I can learn younger in life."

The sociopath’s herb, herB posts have been retrieved. There is one screen name left in the herb stalker-threat series.

Her screen name b!one dates back to 2008; and her b!1 dates back to 2009. Both screen names are seen more frequently in the galleries. And both are smug, asinine variants of her email address which is based on The Big Red One.

thblessed1

http:// www.dlisted. com/node/37042?page=2

@4:28 Shove it halfwit.

Cops: We Spilled Lindsay's Cocaine on the Floor
6/3/2010 12:45 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan was carrying at least half a gram of cocaine in her pocket when she was hauled to jail in 2007 -- but right after cops found the blow, they dropped a bunch of it all over the floor ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.

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The report was filed by the Santa Monica PD after Lindsay was arrested for her wild, boozed-up ride through Malibu ... and taken to a Santa Monica jail.

When she arrived at the clink, cops searched Lohan and found a "paper bindle" in her right rear pant pocket that contained "an off-white powdery substance" that was later determined to be cocaine.

As the bindle was being passed from one officer to another, one cop claims he "observed a large portion of the substance fall from the bindle and land on the floor."

In addition to the coke discovery, the report also explains that Lohan was given two breath tests -- and her blood alcohol level was measured at .12 and .13, respectively.

Lohan eventually pled no contest to two counts of DUI and entered a guilty plea to two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance.

@5:10
It was an "unknown white substance"
You don't think the Judge who hated her would have said cocaine if she could have.

Sociopath @5:15 read the police report and transcript halfwit.

And find them yourself ignorant bitch.

youtube. com/watch?v=CWiQ7i_kC4Y


1:30 1st DUI
"In addition there was COCAINE found"

3:50
2nd DUI
"the police discovered an UNKNOWN WHITE SUBSTANCE on a card in Ms Lohan's pants"

She hated her @5:15? Really? What does a Judge who hates a criminal do when she FAILS to complete 3 yrs probation? She gives the criminal an EXTRA YEAR OF PROBATION instead of throwing her immediately in jail. You are a dimwitted asshole.

Lohan Allegedly Coked Up During Car Crash
6/28/2007 11:03 AM PDT by TMZ Staff  

Lindsay Lohan was allegedly drunk and had cocaine in her system during an early morning smash-up in Beverly Hills on Memorial Day weekend.

According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26. In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk.

Police tell TMZ Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident. After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car.

@5:25
WTF
In October 2009 before Lindsay's probation was extended to August 2011 it was supposed to end on August 2010.
So she didn't need an extension it was punishment.

After she completed the Cirque she had until January 08 to enroll in the alcohol ed program
Yeah she didn't attend the classes evry week but she actually completed the program by the deadline of July 15th.
The only thing she failed to do was attend every 7 days.
Yet she got 90 days in jail, 90 days in rehab, formal probation and drug/alcohol testing until August 2011.

@5.28
The cocaine found in the car for the 1st DUI was 0.4g and a felony is 0.5g.

Lindsay got out of a 180 day sentence 145 days early.
13 days but credit for 14 days of jail out of 90
22 days of lockdown rehab out of 90
Is free on an outpatient basis and only has to comply until November 1st.
After November 1st she won't face 30 days in jail if she relapses
The formal probation and random alcohol/drug testing will end 10 months early.
She is driving again, on Vanity Fair and will soon give a post jail interview.

Sociopath @5:44 you are the most ignorant bitch alive. No matter how may times you see the truth you are too ignorant to learn. The terms of her 3 yr. probation REQUIRED her to attend the Right On once a week. NOT when she felt like going or could fit it into her busy schedule of club hopping. Chapman accepted the EXTRA YEAR OF PROBATION (that other criminals do NOT receive) for her client because she could not complete the 3 yrs probation as specified in the order. Even with the SPECIAL TREATMENT AND AN EXTRA YEAR she STILL VIOLATED HER PROBATION by NOT attending weekly meetings and NOT staying in FULL COMPLIANCE. She was warned if she violated either order she would be sent to jail. Access Hollywood showed she was in 31 clubs in 6 wks. while she was violating her probation.

AND

September 1, 2010 11:11 PM
Posted by: 100 Alleged and Convicted CrimeHans

7. Cocaine found in pocket

Did not specify WHEN the cocaine was found in her pocket. As a matter of fact it should include the COCAINE IN HER BLOODSTREAM!

@5:44 do us a favor. Get drunk and slam into a wall this time.

August 26, 2010 10:35 PM
Posted by: Sherry Gayhart
HE LOVES ME BITCHES!!! SUCK IT

August 26, 2010 10:37 PM
Posted by: Sherry
leave my dad alone. I love Jizzball, assholes

September 2, 2010 5:52 AM Posted by: Lindsay WINS again
Lindsay got out of a 180 day sentence 145 days early.
13 days but credit for 14 days of jail out of 90
22 days of lockdown rehab out of 90
Is free on an outpatient basis and only has to comply until November 1st.
After November 1st she won't face 30 days in jail if she relapses
The formal probation and random alcohol/drug testing will end 10 months early.
She is driving again, on Vanity Fair and will soon give a post jail interview.

Sociopath is a drunk driver and badly aging whore.

It's ironic the only one making excuses for the criminal is a sociopath under 2 criminal investigations.

@6:14 the sociopathic retard is a waste of flesh and time.

November 18, 2009 5:59 AM Posted by: maria
Lindsay lohan is a genius who has never been appreciated for who she is and what she has to offer. She is someone that i want to be like because i admire all of her heroic achievements that no one could have possibly done. She is a true pioneer in every sense of the word because she is the icon of our times. Her fashion style along with her acting and singing has paved the way for so many and they owe her a debt of gratitude. No one can claim to have accomplished the things that lindsay has at a very young age and you all deep down inside wish that you could be her. One day lindsay will receive the recognition that she deserves and will have a statue made in her image to celebrate her accomplishments. None of you can claim to have done more than she has for the world and no matter how long you live you will never be as brilliant as she is. Lindsay is the voice of her generation and when she speaks you all listen. From now on anyone who says anything negative about lindsay lohan will have to defend it in court because i have had enough and will start filing lawsuits very soon if you all do not back off of lindsay and leave her alone.

Go ahead Sociopath try threatening us again. We all despise your mentally defective ass.

@6:10
It wasn't an EXTRA year because she was already on probation until August 2010 when she got the year long extension to August 2011 and she completed the program by July 15th 2010
which was the deadline given to her by the Judge that was FORCED to recuse herself or the prosecution was filing a motion to get her removed.

Correction 30 Days:

Access Hollywood
Lindsay Lohan Explains, ‘It’s Not A Crime To Go And Have Fun’

FIRST PUBLISHED: April 29, 2010 1:18 PM EDT

Lindsay – who at one point in recent weeks had been spotted out on 30 out of 37 nights – may have a different definition of “out” than the average person. Lindsay was spotted at Hollywood hotspot Trousdale last Friday, where she reportedly threw a glass at ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who was DJ’ing. She Tweeted on Saturday, “Last night-never again-believe it or not she’s done with the club scene.” Earlier in that week, Lindsay Tweeted that Samantha had “spit in my face.”

She was arrested for serious crimes, given special treatment, then compounded her crimes by violating her probation - which IS A CRIME.

Actually she was arrested and convicted. It makes her a two-time ex-con.

@6:21 agreed.

@6:25 agreed.

Darwin Law needs to rid the world of that horror.

The way sociopath repeats the same tired bs and conveniently ignores the fact she violated the strict terms of court orders tells me she never read any of the orders; and she won’t because they prove what she’s yammering about is complete bs. It's actually funny watching her get bent out of shape.

Yeah Revel was such a meanie for giving her 1 more yr to get her shit together. Seeing her fail again was a hoot.

Lol Where's Rose?

LMAO @6:48 she practically terrorized her.

LMAO @6:49. Umm I know!!!

There's a plus side to her incredible ignorance it comes with a lifetime of poverty.

@6:54 agreed. It was almost prophetic when they said she had no hope of improving her mediocre, impoverished life. UPS is hiring.

@6:46
Yes it said "defendant must attend program once a week without fail " in her probation terms BUT

The very first time she missed a week in January when she stuck in North Carolina the program didn't tell the court and non comply her so she had every right to belive if she completed the program by July 15th she would have been fine.
Anyway all she has to do to get her freedom back is comply until Novewmber 1st.

Lol a drunk driver behind the wheel of a UPS trunk? Nooooo. Loading packages from the conveyor belt? Ok.

We need a new thread.

LMAO @the sociopath yammering.

Regarding the sociopath:

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Albert Einstein

@7:03 I know, she's pathetic. I lost track of how many times one of us has told her no one cares about an ignorant whore's opinion about anything.

The judge was a celeb ass kisser. Her mom was a celeb personal assistant and she idolized celebs. I have the link somewhere.

@7:04 Ohhhh I like that quote. We should keep posting it.

@7:12 use it whenever you want.

@7:07 Discuss anything with the crazy bitch begging a stranger to “savor 7th generation nectar”? Not a chance. I mean seriously, calling her a whore doesn’t begin to describe that kind of sleaze.

@7:13 I will, thanks.

Another rapper was busted for drugs.

Lindsay Lohan -- Dangerous Liaisons
9/2/2010 12:30 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan -- a woman who has been to rehab for alcohol abuse -- is flirting with known danger, and here are the pictures to prove it.Lindsay was photographed Saturday at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood ... sitting at a table that appears to be littered with a few unknown beverages.

By day, hangin' poolside at her apartment is not a problem -- but by night ... the bar scene could be a very dangerous risk.

http:// www.tmz. com/2010/09/01/lindsay-lohan-dangerous-liasions/

A drunk goes into a bar, and another, and another, goes into jail, goes into rehab, goes into a bar, and another and another, goes into rehab, goes into a bar, and another, and another, goes into jail, goes into rehab, goes into a bar, and another, and another. I think I figured out what her career is. She's a drunk and addict with a revolving door in jail, rehab and the paparazzi on speed dial.

@6:49 & @6:51 and the others. lol

I think I agree with pervert 6:36 AM. Let murderers go free.
Beautiful Lindsay was arrested for the extremely serious crime of
missing some alcohol classes. Life in prison sounds about right.

August 26, 2010 10:35 PM
Posted by: Sherry Gayhart
HE LOVES ME BITCHES!!! SUCK IT

August 26, 2010 10:37 PM
Posted by: Sherry
leave my dad alone. I love Jizzball, assholes


September 2, 2010 9:40 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

I think I agree with pervert 6:36 AM. Let murderers go free.
Beautiful Lindsay was arrested for the extremely serious crime of
missing some alcohol classes. Life in prison sounds about right.