Lindsay Lights Up During House Arrest ... With An Electronic Cigarette

RED HOT MAMA!!!!!

no doubt it's a vagina flavored cigarette

Saggin like a memaw!

Pssst the script is upside down stupid!

Trying to look smart--FAIL!

Hot damn that is one sexy lady anyone know if she's interested in the older gentlemen?

An electronic cig! According the haters,that's worse than murder.
Now they want our gorgeous goddess Lindsay to receive
even more than the maximum punishment.

Time for a breastlift Droopy!

Is that house arrest serious?Looks like fun vacation to me.Regular people are sent to jail with no mercy,but unfortunately,her money bought a vacation in a beach pad,while unknown people spend years in jail,crownded or not.Claiming the jails are full is bs.There are people being sent to jail everyday for less accusations than Lindsay had,and this criminal stays at home smoking and soaking up in the sun.She's not special and should be in jail like everybody else,not doing a staged photo op,in the confort of her house.Sad.
California justice is a joke.
Look at her,she's mocking of all of us and thinking,"see,i didn't go to jail again".I'm afraid she kills someone one day.She still thinks she's above the law.She wil never learn any lesson because she always gets off too easy of prison time.And she still posts a pic of her during house arrest.She's pathetic.Now,she's a joke and a criminal,but is having fun instead of learning to behave.Sad.

If she doesn't smarten up soon she will end up like poor Jeff Conaway. Miss Lohan you are in my prayers.

CELEBRITY JUSTICE! There are so many talented actors waiting for a shot at stardom. I can honestly say that me and my friends will NEVER watch this woman(?) in any movie. How come she got and continues to get special treatment? If she were non white she'd be behind bars.

They write scripts for porn?

50.00 for photo with product, 50.00 for posing with 'script'........probably her insturctions for community service
and a extra 50.00 for selling it to x17

I'm sure inside she's filled with remorse. Good work communicating to the public how contrite you are and how you don't want to be in the tabs all the time.

lol @ the product placement

what a weirdo this chick is

Her weave tracks look awful. Maybe take a weave break and stay in the house?

umm hey linds ah i m like thinking that maybe ummm maybe might ahhhh possible be a wittle bit more carefull because anything else happen 2 i dont think the judge will be 2 kind

You do not like Lindsay Lohan and speak so poorly of it here in the comments for what you care to read the news related to it! I think since you are not fans of her and even if it has no right to talk like that! why not to know and even though they knew should not talk so! because we have nothing to do with her ​​life! I think it's rude to judge people before you meet! so do not think it right to speak so!

thing is we dont need to meet the bitch to know shes a fuckup. even if she gets her shit together you think we the public will forgive her wannabe lesbian self entitled firecrotch self? hell naw!i find it funny that i just back traced all these comments and uh any one want lindsays' buddies emails/numbers i got em now,ima put em up later :)

thought she was confined to the interior of her house????

Good for her, but bad for the fools that think she can endorse anything successfully. Just who is it that would take Lindsay Lohan's word for endorsement?
If she had any brains at all, she'd be lying low. She's overexposed and it's all negative.

The real reason that lindsay has that electronic cigarette in her mouth is not because she is trying to quit smoking. It is because she can not go a moment of the day without something in her mouth. There are many men who would go on the record that just like dina lohan lindsay lohan is well known for her willingness to blow anyone and everyone provided the fact that you are willing to take a chance on getting an std while also paying them for the act so they can continue to support themselves financially by performing those acts on random strangers.

You know you're pathetic when the New York Times calls you out on being an attention-wh*re.
House arrest wasn't gonna curtail this major attention wh*re's ways...not for a second.
Look at me 'reading a script',' smoking an electronic cigarette.
So pathetic,so see-thru, so lame!

God bless all our fallen heroes this Memorial Day weekend!

She's Red Hot Delicious

So this is the only way that a well known criminal like lindsay lohan can make money? Her selling images of herself to try to control what people think of her will not work because she is a self-destructive person by nature who once her house arrest in over she will be back to engaging in criminal activity. You can expect her to be arrested again sometime after her birthday on july 2.

Good for Michael Lohan! Another humiliating pic of Lindsay . Another payday for him.

Who needs a real job?

Carla Caroline, read what 4:54 says and you understand why nobody like Lindsay no more and has no fans left (save for enbler sicko fan, LINNOCENT/Nicole, and (anyname:Nicole/Melinda etc) fans of america). Lindsay has given chance after chance and she still manage to ruin her life more. She a proven liar too, she promise to stop going to clubs and get sober but still go to club to get drunk and/or high on drugs. She has YET to taken responiblity for her actions and continueas to act like a drunk mediawhore spoiled brat.

I bet should could suck a bowling ball through a straw!

I thought house arrest was supposed to be INSIDE the house,not outside.That guy in house arrest in NY can't be seen outside the house,and only with a judge's order he can go out.It's not a real house arrest,and she's not even in a house in those pics.She's a true attention-whore.Not even in house arrest she's able to behave.She's a loser,an talentless and pathetic loser.

I'd happily do prison that way too. Sheesh. :(

yeah, good for you, linds! i am telling you that electronic cigarettes are the way to go. more celebs should promote this healthier alternative to smoking. the different flavors that the (Blu Cigs) electronic cigarettes can be found in are for the purpose of tempting the YOUTH. that's why they prob asked lohan to promote it. i mean, many young people read the news about lohan, and this way they get huge publicity. she makes everything and everyone famous. a lot of people had never heard of "Blu Cigs" before, but after seeing these pics everyone knows what a "Blu Cigs" electric cigarette is.

E L E C T R O N I C . S M O K I N ' . H O T ! ! !

If you want to quit smoking, electronic cigarettes might be the answer. I just checked the site and Blu cigs offers a variety of options and is smaller than most e cigarettes. I hope that Lindsay is trying to stop smoking.. or at least is trying to cut back on smoking.

Ok, photos for sale. Chair matches her(red/tan), just like the other shot from yesterday (blue). Give me a break....who else earns promo money while in "jail/arrest". Pathetic, she cant even act well.

Who cares if she smokes Parliament cigs or Blu cigs???

She's beyond sizzling. Hot!
Tsss!

I saw "Machete" and all I can say is this,she needs to take this fame hoing as far as it can go .
This girl,I don't care what anyone says, can't act.
She was good enough in those light teen comedies she was in, but those days are long gone.
Jessica Alba came off like Meryl Streep compared to Lohan.
If Lohan had a bigger part it would have gotten her another Worst actress Razzie for sure.

White person's prison.

Who still smokes?

It's funny, but photos like this get her good publicity. Just read this story: She's turning over a new leaf. She's trying to stop smoking for healthy lifestyle.

Lindsay makes electronic smoking sexy and fashionable!

Doesn't she usually smoke Parliament cigarettes?! Just like her idol Marilyn Monroe?! Well, I think many peeps will give the elctronic cigarette a try after seeing these pix of her smoking Bluc Cigs. Mission accomplished, right?!

Is Lindsay still a LESBIAN???

Is it a bad that I like her with a ciggie hanging out of her mouth?

She's the definition of cool!

Is that a cigarette or a sex toy: "It's a cigarette...no its a sex toy...its a cigarette....no, a sex toy: Its bertolli no its digornos, bertoli, sex toy, smoks, cigarettes; if its in the game its in the game!!

8.08 Yup! Until today I had never heard of this brand 'Blu Cigs' lol. It's apparently a hip new brand, so yeah, they couldn't have chosen a better person to promote it than Lindsay. She's a famous smoker and hip. And maybe she's trying to quit smoking, who knows.

Just look how many people are talking bout these blu cigs here and on Tmz. Isn't that what they want? And yes, it's good publicity for her cause it's a healthier way of smoking. And she looks good here!

Cool but the Q is, what e-cig flavor does she like? It will become a bestseller, no doubt.

she is red hot w blu cigs

8:58 Cherry crush? Give it a try, you won't be sorry Lol.

Upcoming Oscar-Nominee LiLo + Blu Cigs + Scripts + Healthy Lifestyle = Winner

how many (wo)men wished they were that cigarette? lulz

good PR!

I hope she's serious about quitting smoking. I know smoking is a way to relieve stress, but there are a lot of healthier ways to relieve stress than smoking. E cigarettes are the smoothest way to stop smoking, but I don't think she has the intention to stop smoking completely. But I think she has cut back on smoking cigs, so that's good.

The script I'm reading is a Lesbian porn! I'm going to call Samantha over later and beg her to pound me with a 18inch strap-on!

Does Ashley Horne knows the her half-siser Lindsay is a lesbian? Is she a lesbian herself or lesbianism only runs in Dina's family? Is Ali is a lesbian too?

shes hot anyways,from a guys perspective,

About that film by Richard Phillips .... she's insanely hot!
About Blu Cigs .... never heard of it till today!

For someone who is on house arrest, Lindsay is really made up. She is wearing make up, nail polish, jewelry, and her hair is done. She is seems to be very aware she is being filed and using these shoots to promote her image.

E-cigs are just as bad for you as the real deal.

If she thinks that images like this that portray her in a way where she once again looks as if she has been able to avoid any real consequences for her criminal activities will make the public like her then she must be retarded just like her sister ali. Anyone who sees images of a spoiled brat that shows her enjoying herself and having parties at her home when she should be behind bars will never want anything to do with her and down the line it will cost her in more ways than one. The release of these photos and all of the other photos that are on tmz are a bad move lindsay. A really, really bad pr move.

Lindsay lohan's next movie is scheduled to go straight to dvd which is another bad sign about how it is essentially impossible to market anything that she is involved with because of her reputation. "Underground comedy" is the name of the movie which not only has lindsay in it but it also features adrien brody and michelle rodriguez too. The writer and director of it is vince schlomi but he goes by the stage name of vince offer. He is the guy who does all of those sham wow and slap chop infomercials who made headlines for having been arrested for beating up a hooker. Lindsay appears in it dressed as marilyn monroe with her scram device on her ankle and in the movie she murders as many paparazzi as she can with her gun. The movie was scheduled to be released 2 years ago but it has been on the shelf since. Lindsay continues to prove with every move that she makes how much of a loser she really is. With misogynist photographer tyler shields constantly photographing women being brutally beaten to a bloody pulp and the sham wow guy who was arrested for beating a woman to a bloody pulp she sure knows how to surround herself with the lowest of the low.

Dina... the posts and staged pics you take are hilarious! Be her friend instead of mommy dearest stage mom.

Gawd Almighty, maybe once she's "freed" she can steal herself a bra.

Gawd Almighty, maybe once she's "freed" she can steal herself a bra.

Gawd Almighty, maybe once she's "freed" she can steal herself a bra.

Gawd Almighty, maybe once she's "freed" she can steal herself a bra.

Another fame loser, who is selfish and has learned nothing, does she call the paparazzi to take her pictures so she can be in the news all the time. phlease give the people a break and disappear

shots taken from helicopters not a set up, you see her run inside the house when she saw the helicopters taking her photograph.

That bloated, orange, saggy boobed pig faced old woman is lindsay lohan? These photos are proof that you should not smoke, drink or do drugs. To look older than your own mother who is also a whore is not a good sign.

Dina actually write how many (wo)men wish they were that cigarette? I have never heard of such a disgusting mother. You are UNBELIEVABLE Monster Mom.

More staged photos for the product placement whore her career is officially in the shitter!

Hopefully she will get skin cancer from all of the time that she is out there or feel the sudden urge to want to jump off of that roof. Then people will finally be done with the waste of space that is lindsay "loser" lohan.

Posted by: its me

shots taken from helicopters not a set up, you see her run inside the house when she saw the helicopters taking her photograph.
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A set up. They're not pro quality and they were clearly taken from below eye level and she's POSING.

she sucks, oh yeah!!!!!

my boobs are perkier and i am 55 yo

my boobs are perkier and i am a 55 yo man

@May 29, 2011 04:10 AM

Get off the internet Ali!

Delusion runs deep in the Lohan family!

Lindsay reads movie scripts as she still fancies herself an actress... when she's blackballed in Hollywood

although some movie producers still use her for publicity, how long will this last before she gets real and find another job?

Those e-cigarettes are ridiculous.

It's like, Oh goodie, Linds is on Lock-Down,,.(heh-heh), then BAM, Guest shot!

Paps have a great perch to shoot pictures the entire 35 day. She will be putting on quite the show. Just wait, you will see.

S H O P L I F T E R

So fake. Trying to make it look like she has lots of scrpts to read when No one is hiring her.

uuhhhh, the scent of hot organic tech

Anyone who not like lindsay should shut up! Me report you to fbi for stalking on here of superstar lindsay and supermodel ali. you spend life behind bars and hit wit lawsuit for post lies on here ! No more lies or i will alert government about you stalkers!

seriously..who makes these decisions to have this wackjob endorse a product ?!
noone in their right mind would use a product because it was "endorsed" by this trainwreck.
anyway,she has the intelligence of a door knob,she's far from being smart enough to avoid being photographed smoking real cigarettes again in no time flat. making their product look even worse.
this company should have saved their money.

12:58 you are just LAIN STUPID to think that we believe these shots were taken by HELICOPTERS!!!!! That is the fuckin funniest thing I have heard ever. YOU CAN TELL THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS LIKE @ FEET AWAY IN THESE SHOTS = PAID PHOTO OP, thought she had a new PR team, guess they will be quitting soon, this dumb whore can't stay out of the limilight for a minute

love the product placement, why wont this skank whore bitch just go away, we do not care about your mansion house arrest WHORE

U KNOW that those papers are blank, right?

re : HELICOPTERS, exactly, more whorehan bullshit spin, HELICOPTERS MY ASS!!!!!!

i love that everyone on here also notices her sagging tits, maybe if her mom wouldn't have let her get implant surgery at age 12...........fake ass hooker looking trailer trash, DISGUSTING!!!

EVERYONE>HATES>LOHAN

she is SO BALDING in these photos, look at the first one, you can see her scalp her hair is so thin around her receding hairline / temples. THIS GIRL IS GROOOOSSSSS

she looks like her mom.....and that is not a good thing! EEW!

i think those shoes are like from the SAS outlet store!!!

ya'll must think we are stupid, if this was a candid shot, that box of ciggies would not be PERFECTLY PLACES AS TOS SHOW THE FRONT OF THE BOX and read the brand name clearly--FAIL,.......



FAKE VALENTINE BEAR PHOTO OP, ANYONE???

hate this entitled whore

You are all just jealous of lohans and want to be them. the whole whorld love lohans and no one love you. Every tiem you post you show jealousy so you will be reported for stalking lindsay. I start writing down names now of all jealous lindsay stalkers who not like hjer.

a judge in Britain has ordered a court in California to order twitter to hand over personal details on a twitter user who posted hateful libels. Twitter agreed and now action is being taken against him.

YES YES YES! thank you 12:58pm haters are now on notice. you can not hide anymore from google or twitter if you not like lohans. this place to is under surveillance and will reveal who post negative tings about lohans. google judge britain twitter california to see story. fans from the america will testify agsint hatez to see them all put in jail for jealousy and git hit with lawsuits.

nicolle (fans from the america) = IDIOT

must be a LOHAN!

Got herpes?????

Lohan = Loser

I bet she sucks a mean clit!

A washed up has-been.

Nasty things to puff on, heavy and if you tilt too much in your hand or lay down flat the fake cig leaks out some of the flavor fluid.

This is so staged!
This is a photo shoot for a new magazine. "House Arrest Life Style". An exclusive magazine for crack minds. In this edition Lindsay opens up about House Arrest fashion style, how to control your crack twitter addiction, how having a crack head mother can fu$#k your life. How to crack support your family since a you're 5 years old. How to crack survive dating Samantha Ronson. An all exclusive first edition with House Arrest Princess. Get your's right now!

"I bet should could suck a bowling ball through a straw! "

Don't know about that. But I bet she could munch on taco after taco all day long.

SOMEONE needs a breast lift or at minimum a good support bra. Any time your nipples point at your feet something's wrong.

Big boobs sage people. Get over it you flat chested ugly hoes.

Nice faux photo's. Clearly from her new PR Team.

They have an uphill task as long as Lindsay is living next door to her lesbian lover and constantly going out to bars. It's going to take more than a fake shoot like this to change minds.

She's so boring when she's not drunk.

Nicolle(fans of america) Go back to school and learn how to spell. No wait, let me retype it so you can understand:
Goo baK 2 sciol n lrarn haow w srpel.

Even when innocent Lindsay is being punished,the news media still follow her
and take thousands of photos and write stories about her everyday.
Millions of interested people look at these pictures and read about this beautiful doll.

It is impossible to fall out of love. Love is such a powerful emotion, that once it envelops you it does not depart. True love is eternal. If you think that you were once in love, but fell out of it, then it wasn't love you were in. There are no 'exit' signs in love, there is only an 'on' ramp. (( B_l_a_c_k_w_h_i_t_e_C_u_p_i_d. c_0_m )) Lots of my friends found their lovers through the se'rvice. You may have a try... ;)

Lindsay is probably getting anxious right now...she hasn't sucked a vagina all day.

Oh, and nobody believes these stupid photo's. If was Lindsay laying on her bed with a 15 Inch dildo sticking out of her along with a Lesbian Porn playing on the TV in the background we'd believe it.

But reading a script? She hasn't had a decent roll in half a decade.

Biography Titles for Lindsay...

"Sucking Vag" by Lindsay Lohan.

"Meat-Flap Time Machine" by Lindsay Lohan

"8-Balls and Vagina" by Lindsay Lohan

"Strap-On" by Lindsay Lohan

Not only is lindsay lohan's next movie going straight to dvd but the gotti movie that she has signed on to do has no distributor for the movie. It will start shooting on january of 2012 with names like pacino, pesci and travolta attached to it yet they still can not get a distributor for it. Maybe no one wants to distribute a movie that has a still in the closet guy who is fat and bald as the lead where he is supposed to be playing one of the ultimate macho tough guys. Lohan has no other jobs lined up before then and the chances of her getting arrested again before january is very likely. Despite what some losers who like to lie on behalf of the lohans say according to fiore films own website there is no distributor. Google fiore films llc. Click enter here then gotti: three generations then click on gotti: three generations - mob story and read the entire story to see that there is no distributor despite all those names being attached. ICM helped assemble the cast but when it came to doing their other job which is to find a distributor for the movie they failed miserably in trying to find someone who wants to distribute the movie and with stuttering john melendez as a producer for the movie you can understand why. Anyone who tries to convince you that all is going well with the gotti movie needs to have her head examined or check into a psychiatric ward for her severe delusions of grandeur.

this is a practise to give me a Blowjob?

Why is it when you are on this site you get all these stupid pop ups. I don't need a free i pod. Lindsay please get a life a stop these set up shots REALLY!!!

Could she be more of a LOSER---can't even succeed as a lesbian. Poor thing.

Lindsay Lohan crime spree timeline

Lindsay Lohan made her tenth court appearance in 12 months in May to answer for stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in February and repeatedly violating her probation.

And since that’s pretty bad, the judge came down super hard this time, grounding Lindsay at home for 2 whole weeks. She will not, however, be spend any time in jail.

And she can Twitter and have house parties and won't be monitored for booze or drugs.

How did she reach this dreadful state? Let’s start at the beginning:

October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.

Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.

July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.

Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.

Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.

January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.

February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.

March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.

March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.

May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.

May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.

May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.

July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.

July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.

July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.

August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.

August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.

October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.

November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.

December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.

May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.

October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.

March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).

March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”

June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.

October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.

February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.

April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. Is photographed out shopping.

April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.

April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.

April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.

May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.

May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.

May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.

June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.

July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.

July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.

August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.

August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.

September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.

September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.

October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.

December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.

January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.

January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determine that Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.

January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.

February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.

April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.

May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will likely be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor (that decision will be made when she reports for jail on June 17th) , and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days, and those will be at her condo near the beach.

May 12, 2011: Completed 2 hour candle-making class at Downtown Women's Shelter

Lilo's short film has won awards at the Venice Film Festival!

"Lindsay Lohan Gives Up Partying For Cooking"

Lindsay has turned to cooking in her Venice, California home to help her cope with the problems in her life.

Some of her favourite recipes:

Black Bottom Cake
Fried Calamari (Squid)
Velveeta Potatoes

The short film by Richard Phillips, features bad girl Lohan in bikini-clad swimming and sunning scenes; a portrait of the starlet that evokes the decades-old cinematic tropes of sexy fragrance ads.
Reminiscent of classic bombshell swimsuit moments — á la “10″ starring Bo Derek — the film is the quintessence of convention, to the point of banality. (And that’s the point)."

"Will Lohan's 90 second collaboration with Phillips, and the highbrow glamor it wants to suggest, erase the memories of her drunk driving and shoplifting arrests?

Judging by the snickers and rolling of eyes of most viewers who stroll by it...NO."

HEY, Moron at 8 15

The Venice Bienalle is still in previews, hasn't even opened yet and no awards have been given.

The "short film" you post about is a 90 second bit that is part of "Commercial Break," a mobile art-video project curated by Neville Wakefield and the fashion magazine Post.

"Viewers should expect as much from Phillips' 90 second filmic debut as they should from a Calvin Klein Obsession ad."


ROFL--lindsay's parts get shorter and shorter...Machete 6 minutes, this one 90 seconds.
Blink and you'll miss her in Gotti, if that ever even happens.

In Europe Lilo is the most famous popular actress, others like Emma Stone are unknown their films flop becaue Europeans have taste and demand more than cookie cutter actresses they want unique talents and iconic beauty. Ungaro did not do well in USA because the taste is too modern in Paris everybody searches for the newest Ungaro clothes by Lilo and always buy her newest covers of Paris Vogue and Harpers Bazaar.

the award was given behind the scenes not yet announce to public my friend told me this news she is working in venice and overheard the director praise lilo and say the award will go to her movie. short films are now more highly regard than regular 2 hour movies nobody wants them anymore its too boring for audience and short film has more meaning. Lilo is making better career choices now we will see her sitting in the audicne of Oscar next year, her part is significance but not major enough for nomination she will support Deniro and Pacino who will win best actors and the film could wen best film but i have to check my sources in the latest status of this project so far it is confirmed will win Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor and maybe Best Picture.

here is anouther glowing praise about her acting in the film

A love letter to Lindsay Lohan – and the moving image
***** 5 Stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Phillips's intimate filmed portrait of Lindsay Lohan shows how the medium is artistically superior to the photograph
The moving image is much more artistically interesting than the still photograph, to me anyway. The photographic image is not as rich as a painting or a drawing – until it starts to move. The films of Alfred Hitchcock and Luchino Visconti offer poetic images that go far beyond photographs.

But another example of the way moving images are more complex than still photographs is the genre of the filmed portrait. Richard Phillips's 98-second film Lindsay Lohan, which is about to be shown at the Venice Biennale, is an interesting example of this modern kind of portrait.

In the 60s, Andy Warhol filmed the poet John Giorno asleep, and asked visitors to his studio to sit for screen tests, in which they looked directly at a camera. Warhol's filmed portraits have a lyrical, unblinking emotional power. As people struggle to face the cold gaze of his camera, they seem to truly reveal themselves, in moments of disconcerting intimacy.

Douglas Gordon and Philippe Parreno take this idea of the revealing regard of the camera, blandly yet absolutely recording someone's features, mannerisms, and way of relating to the world around them, in their film Zidane: A Twenty-First Century Portrait. A single photograph of Zidane might be striking or charismatic, but can it really show him in full, as a person? By watching one player over the course of a football match from a series of cameras, Zidane seems to capture more than a public persona, more than a famous face, and gets closer to the grain of reality.

Phillips's portrait of Lohan is more openly emotional than these films, for while they stress an even, unemphatic regard – Warhol's unmoving camera, the series of cameras set up for the Zidane film – Phillips makes a completely different choice and films Lohan in several dramatic images, edited together in an exhilarating way. The result is a romantic and indeed erotic view of an actor recently in the headlines for violating her probation on a 2007 drink-driving offence.

Lohan is seen as an almost mythical beauty, a pop goddess framed against the sparkling sea, contemplating her own outsized image. The image is bigger than she is: the real Lindsay Lohan is dwarfed by the colossus of her fame – but this art film is not rejecting the myths of celebrity, it is fascinated and enraptured by those myths. Phillips gleefully lingers in the same amoral realm as his often provocative paintings.

His camera worships Lohan. She becomes a modern Venus by the sea, and her appearances in court and the media seem irrelevant beside the persona he portrays. It is a love letter.

Lohan will not be in Venice for the premiere, as she is currently under house arrest. But this filmed portrait does a good job in her defence. It is a passionate hymn to someone the artist sees as a true star.

Why are haters so obsessed with this beautiful angel that they
keep looking at pictures of her and reading about her everyday?
Are they mad because she has had so much success with movies
modeling,television,fashion,music and much more?

Lindsay Lohan: Not My Jeans, Lost My Passport, My Uncle Died...Uh Wait, I Have a List

In Santa Monica, 2007, Lohan was arrested for cocaine possession, driving under the influence and not having a valid license. When asked about the drug filled container in her jeans pocket, she said she wasn't doing drugs and the clothes weren't even hers. Authorities didn't buy either excuse.
But the excuses keep coming. Lohan was sentenced to probation and alcohol counseling which she attended sporadically. As a result she was scheduled for a court appearance in May 2010, which she missed because she allegedly lost her passport. Judge Marsha Revel noted that a U.S. passport could have been replaced in hours if Lohan had reported it. The judge also requested proof that Lohan even had a return ticket for that date as she claims. Lohan also missed her last alcohol counseling session because, according to her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, her uncle died. But when asked if she had attended the funeral, Holley said, "She did not." Lohan's probation has been revoked and she is now on bail. The requirements of her bail include random drug testing, so she can no longer leave the Los Angeles area, and a SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring) ankle bracelet. Holley asked that the provision for the SCRAM bracelet be removed because it would interfere with filming some reshoots for her role in the movie Machete. But it seems Lindsay's excuses have temporarily run out, because a spokesperson for 20th Century Fox contradicted Holley, telling CNN that Machete is well into post-production already and no reshoots are scheduled.

http://www.trutv. com/library/crime/photogallery/lame-celeb-excuses.html?curPhoto=1

julia from Paris:

x17 is not for 11 year olds. Do not post again.

"the award was given behind the scenes not yet announce to public my friend told me this news"

LOL--Hey everyone, some fantard in INDONESIA has the inside scoop!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shouldn't they be alerting CNN and Entertainment Tonight instead of an internet tabloid gossip site?

Priceless.

Lohan will not be in Venice for the premiere of the 90 second bit.

She also missed the premiere of her 6 minute part in Machete last year because she was in a court-ordered psych ward.

Her last starring role was 4 years ago in the straight-to-DVD clunker, Labor Pains.

Lindsay, who is getting $22 million for her role in Gotti, was paid $9 million for her work in the film showing at Venice.

Not bad!!!!!!

In case anyone had not noticed it mary (indonesia) is that loser who likes to post as "fans from the america" on here. She posted on the previous thread as mary (venezuela) @ 11:57 am, louisa @ 11:30 am, and of course melinda @ 2:02 am where in the past she has used "melinda a concerned fan" as a name on here. She is clearly someone with psychological issues who continues to say that lindsay will make 22 million per movie for her next two movies even though the budget for one of those movies called mob street is 20 million according to imdb. Her delusions are severe and she has convinced herself that lindsay will win an oscar for a role that has not even been written for her in the new script where her screen time will be kept to a few minutes because of her reputation as a tantrum throwing diva who is an unprofessional person that could be arrested at any moment. To continue to lie on lindsay's behalf will not help her with her recovery by building her up into something that she is not while also turning the very same people who could be potential customers one day against her with photo ops like this that prove she is not suffering real consequences for her crimes. Stay silent if you can not cite a reputable source and provide a link for it on here about 22 million or her winning any awards because when lindsay crashes again it will be the worst moment of her life because of all of you enablers who have made her out to be a god when she in fact is a white trash criminal.

9:37 am. Labor pains went straight to cable not dvd which is even more embarrassing for her. In demand superstars as her defenders claim that lindsay is do not have their movies go straight to cable because everyone wants to see them on the big screen not on abc family.

leave it to demon lowhan to claim her mess of a daughter goes to aa meetings to hang out with her friends.
what a useless,lying moron that degenerate is.

$22 million Gotti Salaries is true see imdb pro for full infos you have to be an industry insider to use IMDB pro version then log in and see the salary my friend works in hollywood she told me what the info are.

Labor Pains was the highest watched TV movie of the decade and was in cinemes in Europe where it made US$50,000,200 the source of my infos is google stfu 10:13

Just because you continue to use different names on here "ricardo" you do not fool anyone with your comments. Imdb pro reveals nothing since i have access to it. So your imaginary friend who you claim told you that is nothing more than one of the many voices that you have in your head. Box office mojo which is the go to website for how movies have done financially reports that no money was made in america in theaters because it was not released in movie theaters for the public to see. It made $445,225 in mexico and took in $1,456,188 worldwide. The most watched tv movie of the decade was high school musical 2 which set the record for the most watched cable program in the history of television with 17.2 million viewers. Labor pains only had 2.1 million people watch it and since high school musical 2 came out in 2007 with labor pains coming out in 2009 that puts them both in the same decade. Now it's about time for you to create another name on here "ricardo" and pretend that there are a lot of you "fans from the america" people who flat out lie on behalf of lindsay lohan while also continuing to defend a criminal like her no matter what she does.

Losers 10:13 / 1027 never offer any proof for anything.

According the TV ratings,Labor Pains was the most watched cable of that week.
According to movie business magazines,it took in several million dollares
in foreign country theaters.

Should we believe the haters or the movie and television executives?

Loser @ 12:53pm needs to have herself committed to a mental institution as soon as possible. When she is not calling ali lohan a supermodel she is threatening people on here with lawsuits and jail time for telling the truth about the lohans. No one but equally brain damaged people like her believe anything that she says. Now go get help for your delusions loser because no matter how many times you say ali is a supermodel she is not one. You are no different than those people who stand on street corners who scream about the end of the world who everyone knows is crazy but will not tell her that she is. It is obvious that you are insane and have no life so seek help.

julia from paris and mary (indonesia) is the same person who does the fans from the america posts.

Biography Titles for Lindsay...

"Sucking Vag" by Lindsay Lohan.

"Meat-Flap Time Machine" by Lindsay Lohan

"8-Balls and Vagina" by Lindsay Lohan

"Strap-On" by Lindsay Lohan

^Does this mean she is still a LESBIAN??

It's hard to believe that some people can have so much hatred and anger
for those like the Lohan family and others who help needy people.

LESBIAN DRUNK....sweet.

@lindsaylohan great to see you are doing hard time lol Next time steal a more pricey necklace maybe u'll get sentenced to a week in Disney!
12 hours ago

That is a really funny twitter page 10:13 am. Everyone who wants a good laugh should check that out. Whoever came up with that is hilarious! Anyone who does not like lindsay lohan should start following the tweets of @LiloInPsychWard.

LiloInPsychWard is a crimnal stalker if you 'follow' that twitter account you could also be investigated and in passed judge overseas forced a californian court to make twitter release personal info on a hater.Lilo is NOT in a pysch ward she is doing community service helping people rebuilt their lives the doctors at UCLA hospital confirmed Lilo is not mentally ill or a drug addict.Only follow @Lindsaylohan the official source.

rosa, mary, nicole, ricardo, melinda, louisa are just a few of the names that one person uses on here when threatening people with lawsuits and jailtime while trying to intimidate people who do not like the lohans. The comments are always the same and the threats are always empty. Following the twitter page of @LiloInPsychWard is not going to get you in trouble. As a matter of fact you will be laughing so hard that you can not get enough of whoever is responsible for those tweets. If you have not seen them then check it out. The tweets are from someone who is pretending to be lindsay lohan herself who is locked up in a psych ward tweeting things out for the world to see. It is so hilarious and @LiloInPsychWard describes herself as "a former actress, current tabloid sensation, anonymous alcoholic. Some of the tweets include "i have more cavity searches on my resume than a guy trying to board a plane with the last name mohammed." Another was about a new jersey judge saying that smooki was just a lindsay lohan wannabe. @LiloInPsychWard tweeted " sorry old wrinkled judge in new jersey me and snookie are nothing alike. she is a 4' 6 oompaloompa and i am a 5' 6 oompaloompa." The twitter page has been around for a year and is a must see for those who do not like the lohans and want a good laugh.

Empty headed hater 11:18 uses several names and then tries blame Lindsay's fans
for doing it. What a sad lonely life.

^What a stupid enabler! You always have to dismiss her criminal behavior, because she is always breaking multiple law. You must be so sad. You should end it for yourself.