Lindsay Needs More Twitter Followers!

Yeah because no one's letting her get close enough to steal their stuff and she gets paid for followers. This is how desperate this stupid HO is getting now.

Why? Because you are a disgusting drug addict, slut, alcoholic, non-talent loser that no one cares about anymore. You're dirty, unemployable by EVERY studio and your publicity firm thought you would die before Brittany Murphy.

Dead in 3 months.

"The leggings with kneepads make our work easier - thank you Lindsay you saved us!"

2:55 has been saying dead in 3 months for a couple of years now.
In the meantime,Lindsay keeps busy with charity work and her businesses.

Take pictures next time you cut yourself and post it to twitter. That'll get ya noticed!

"busy with charity work and her busninesses:....... you can't pay enough for this sort of humor
the charity would be to just go off the radar...

2:55PM YOU CRAZY ???
LINDSAY MY DARLING TAKE CARE ...
MANY PEOPLE NUT SO TO BE STRONG GIRL
I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND FOR U ANYTIME

Hey, girl's got a business and is marketing it. She has lots of fans & non-fans on her twitter so why not promote her business right? Anyone would.

whats up with the limited sizes with her clothing line?? legging line??? everything i checked out was sizes 0, 1, 2 or 3 ??
i'm a 7

it's gross the way she puts her blister covered fingers in her jizz vac

"I spread my legs for anyone who asks"

I need more twitter followers to ask me to spread my legs.

NYC Free Clinic has been kept busy with her spread of STDs

NYC Free Clinic has been kept busy with her spread of STDs

Ppl who wish other ppl dead. Ever heard of Karma?
You or your loved ones might die. And you know what. I don't give a sh't. HAHAHA!

I wish 501 would die. Do it right now mmmkay.

So who's gonna buy LiLo's leggings?

WHORES

Fungus Firecrotch

Oh no, it's super slut!

Where have those disgusting fingers been?

From her nose to her ass to hertwat to her mouth.

From Sam's twat and ass to Lindsay's mouth. Eewww

Um no dumb ass. Every month I update the death watch. We are now down to 3 months. Pass attention you cross eyed lard ass. Maybe YOU can go first.

Don't you mean Twatter needs more followers?

She'll OD in a sleazy hotel room. It will look like the Muse photo shoot with empty booze and pill bottles. She doesn’t have a job or friends so nobody will notice she's missing. The Do Not Disturb sign will keep the maids out. After a few days a maid will tell the desk about the rancid smell coming from her room. That's how they'll find her body.

ALL CELEBS ASK FOR MORE FOLLOWEDs.Its normal,no news here hahaha.While Lindsay is designing for Ungaro,prepares for the new Woody Allen film,and makes millins from leggings and spray mist,donating $100,000 to charity,all the haters are unemployed looser drunks.

Haters will be dead in 3 months when Machete is break box office records and Lindsay has OScars nominations.

Happy New YEar Lindsay!

I NEED MORE VALTREX

Not one of the celebs with over 1million twitter followers ever had to beg for it.

People follow them on twitter because they are interesting and cool.

Lindsay Lohan is just pathetic.

Of course she’s begging for more followers. She doesn’t have enough to make money from Ad.ly. Sam Ronson does. She donates the money to charity.

L stands for Loser

Nobody loves meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Even that asshat Sarah Silverman has more followers than bore-han.

I need more money

Lindsay hire an advertising team, that's what they do to market products. Not beg people to be your friend. That is DESPERATE!

Suck my bunion covered toes

seriously, why is this woman still around??

she doesn't have anything to offer.. hollywood, just drop her as you have dropped many celebutards before

“Lindsay definitely wants to give more back. We are now planning a 36 hour trip to help the children of Guatemala, which will be filmed by Oprah’s (TV) network,” said Dina.



uh, the real the charity is lindsay lohan not being in america for those 36 hours

She tweeted a racial slur? I missed it. What did she say?

Hello Dina,

The best celeb charity work is the kind you never hear about.

wrong. the best kind is the sincere kind.

We'd start to be impressed if she did it without the goddamn press release from Mommie Dearest and Oprah's cameras.

ok lindsay, thanks for the update.

now get back to your pile of coke.

L = loser
I = ickypoo
N = nasty
D = druggie
S = sicko
E = ewwww
Y = yuck

cut her some slack, she has major Daddy issues

Ha. Too bad there isn't a W in her name for WHORE !!

True charity focuses exclusively on the recipient. The donor shouldn‘t benefit in any respect.

hey 7:07 Colombia is where da blow is at gurl. You got the wrong country.

.....and we bitch about brangelina (who just donated a MILLION bucks) being media whores about their charity work??!

So is she paying for her own (and Patrick's) travel expenses and the rest of the accommodations?

Oh, let me guess--that will be all paid by the Oprah Network.

if oprah was smart, she would turn it into an intervention.

TMZ has more ML.

she's exploiting suffering people to gain publicity for herself and that's just f*cked up.

go to a soup kitchen in LA.

go read to some sick children.

don't take an all expense paid trip to Guatemala with oprah's film crew for what will most likely be a vacation with Patrick and Ali with a few pit stops in some ramshackle slums thrown with the cameras rolling.

No one in their right mind will ever believe that this POS cares about anyone but herself.

Her mother can try all she wants but nothing will work with this Ho.

All addicts are notoriously self-involved and cannot be stage managed longterm.

That's the nature of the beast.

7:29----super LOL!!!!!

charity work!! all the cool kids are doing it!!!

i guess the kitty sniffers stick together.. oprah, lindsay...kats of the same sniff....

Not for weak stomachs.

27 December 2009
What the hell is wrong with Lindsay Lohan?

Troubled Lindsay Lohan poses in her swimsuit - revealing a body etched with scars, bruises and cuts.

http:// www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-lindsay-lohan&method=full&objectid=21924916&siteid=93463-name_page.html

Lindsay lied about saving those kids in India, she wasn't even there when it happened!

Bitch is so desperate these days that she tries to link herself to real celebs - and now even to real charity workers in hopes of benefitting herself.

7:22 She picked the right country. Guatemala is Central America's leading drug trafficking center.

"Apparently she didn’t get everything she wanted for Christmas so last night (December 27) Lindsay was spotted doing some shopping in New York City.

She hit up the uber-trendy Intermix boutique, trying on several different ensembles before heading off into the night with a bagfuls of finds."


I'm sure she is in desperate need of more clothes *eye roll*

I feel like she's always trying to fill some kind of void (Daddy issues) by buying tons of sh*t she clearly doesn't need.

7:33 Thanks for info about her racial slur tweet. I posted about her cutting too. I have a strong stomach but the gash on her leg made me a little queasy.

Thanks 7:37.

Thanks 7:45 and anyone else who answered.

latest pics of her shopping on ONTD----she looks like an old Sharon Stone.

Why does she shop so much if in the end she'll just wear the same generic tacky outfit all the time?

Feed those hungry people you were mentioning on twitter, Lindsay! You don't need so many clothes.

gawd, her face looks so old.

:/ i think the last time she looked semi-reminiscent of her former-pre-crackhead self was like 3 years ago.

time to stop the pills & botox lilo.

Lindsay can't even take care of her own life.
So who's gonna believe her charity act.

Thanks 7:54. Lohan women don’t age well.

Onlookers in San Diego, California, compared her to junkie singer Amy Winehouse who revealed her own gaunt, tattooed and scarred frame in the Caribbean earlier this year.

^I half agree. They both look like death warmed over. At least Wino can sing. Lohan can't do anything.

Perez says Mike is trying to get his ex arrested. Fat chance.

@7:32 sorry did see that. Perez has the same.

hmmm... she probably talks people into giving her clothes for free.... like she tried to do recently at Kitson.

ATTENTION WHORE!!

eeewwww...Linds on ONTD....A complete lack of taste.. it pains me.

ugh, her face

Santa’s a cutter. Bummer.

Just saw some clothing (pics) of her new 6126 line and I really liked the new collection.

Just saw some clothing (pics) of her new 6126 line and I really liked the new collection. (forgot to say I was a tranny)

her legging line is a huge success. I'm sure her (all) clothing line will be a success too. Her new collection is a FULL collection (all clothing), not only leggings.

attention from the tabloids and blogs based on a troubled personal life,and actively seeking out the attention from the paps,doesn't mean you have a lot of fans.
jon gosselin gets a lot of attention too,don't know anybody who is a fan of his.
for such a high profile person,the number of followers she has is low.
points out how small her fan-base really is.
she is a big-time narcissist,you know it's gotta be killing her.

another charity charade for Lindsay.

Do they think the public is stupid enough to believe it?

The Lohans have no shame and no class.

Does the 6126 line have a razor blade pocket?

Her legging line is a huge success with the tranny community.

I'm sure her tranny clothing line will be a success too.

Her new collection is a FULL collection of tranny clothing, not only leggings!!!

another charity charade for Lindsay.

Do they think the public is stupid enough to believe it?

The Lohans have no shame and no class.

TRANNYS LOVE LILO and 6126!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LiLo is looking great these days.
Also good for her that her 6126-line is such a big success.

Lilo,

Can you do a benefit for us in the tranny community??? Pleeeease!!!???

f Filthy whore!!

LiLo is looking great these days.

Also good for her that her TRANNY 6126-line is such a big success!

Trannys heart Lilo!

Lindsay is trash!!!!

I pity the guy who gets stuck airbrushing her scarred body. At least her slashed hooker leggings will come in handy the next time she works out her angst on her legs.

washed up has been drugger ho

Sluuuuuuuuuuttt

8:30 yeah the red raw slashes and hunk of flesh missing on her right leg is very Christmas-y.

Does anyone know how long she’s been self-mutilating?

Could it be sinking in with HOhan,that she's not really a big star.
Britney has over 4 million followers,
Kim Kardashian over 2.7 million.

Even with overlapping followers,and those who follow just to witness the crazy incoherent rants,the bad spelling,the phony concern for charities,etc.etc,

all her accounts together still don't add up to a million.

She's ready for a final paycheck from the Surreal Life.

She is so gross, nasty, and smells rancid. She needs more help, not more followers for her crappy "fashion" line that will fail because of her. She can't design, she isn't even doing any of the work. She is a loser, poser, can't act, sing or design. She has the education level of a 5th grader, being generous, and is a slut.

8:30 - she looks like crap and how is her clothes a success if she is begging for attention and twitters friends? She has no friends, a drug addict, whore, and no talent. Dumb twat should move back to Jersey and try out for Jersey Shore as the new house whore for the guidos. She would be good at that, maybe.

She is a thief too 9:09.

I posted Charlie Sheen's criminal history. In 1998 Martin Sheen reported his son for violating his parole. The Lohan's don't have the backbone to do the same for their self-mutilating, drug addict.

Dime a dozen?

9:27 ?

again

(lol)

So not to be outdone by someone getting some quality spotlight, the World's Greatest Father, Michael, is doing his best keeping up with the Sheens! TMZ has a wonderful list of Mikey's Greatest Hits! What fucking slimey bastards they all are!

Michael Lohan Accused of Kicking Ex's Lady Part

Erin Muller claims Michael Lohan physically abused her at least twelve times over the last two years -- including an incident in which Michael allegedly "kicked [her] in the vagina."

Erin Muller filed court documents in Nassau County, NY yesterday, asking the court to drop Michael's harassment allegations against her ... and in doing so, paints Michael as a serial woman-beater.

According to the documents, Erin claims Michael physically abused her on the following dates...

Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan "slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.

Feb. 2008: Michael "punched Erin in the mouth" because she had a male friend on Facebook

March 2008: Michael "whipped a computer cord" at her face but she blocked it with her hand ... causing a laceration.

May 5, 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the ribs."

May 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain."

June 2008: Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c*nt -- other people will see you -- if they see you, I will kill you!'"

And the list goes on and on.

Good find 9:49. Thanks. It makes a nice bookend for Charlie Sheen's criminal history.

June 2008: Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c*nt -- other people will see you -- if they see you, I will kill you!'"

And the list goes on and on.

Michael must be brokenhearted that his bromance with Jon ended badly. Maybe Michael can make a bromantic pass at Charlie. Why not they’re both unattached, right? Maybe they will beat each other into peaceful comas.

latest pics of her shopping on ONTD----she looks like an old Sharon Stone.

We don't know if we should feel amused, sad, embarrassed or all three...

re: her new beau...

...guess vagina got old.

11:02-----Yes. Straight Lindsay is way better.

Well I don't care about her if she isn't a lesbian anymore.

I keep picturing her vagina to be really dusty.

Like, with a smoker's cough and a cloud of dust coming out.

I love Lindsays legging line but you΄ve got to have the right legs to wear them.Its very natural for some of you not to like them because your legs are not perfect.Dont worry its ok.Nobody is perfect.I am not but good for me my parents have raised me up in a way that i have learned that one of the values of life is not being jealous but be happy with the other peoples success and happiness.Its amazing that you are never satisfied with nothing you hear good or bad and nothing is gonna change that.I am sure Mrs Dina has done the best to raise her children despite the problems she has faced.We all have and it doesnt mean that we are not good parents.Personally i have been through some difficult situations the same with Lindsays thats way i will always defend her cause i understand some things better than any of you.Please stop pretending that you and your family are perfect.Nobody is.

maria, you certainly live in a black and white kind of world. In your mind, everything is either perfection or imperfection. There are a range of options on the continuum between perfection and imperfection. As a matter of fact, I don’t recall anyone ever saying they or their family were perfect. The people expressing their opinions have made it very clear they value honesty and hard work above all else. They have also made it clear their families are not filled with liars, unemployed parasites, ex-convicts, alcoholics and drug abusers. That’s good. If they were they’d have to change their surname to Lohan.

Lindsay made the top 100 FHM Sexiest Women of 2009 list!Gooooooooooo lindsay!

Lindsay made #8 on Failblog's biggest failures of people in 2009! Congrats HOhan, you should be able to make #1 next year, if you don't manage to OD or kill yourself!

Michale Lohan also made NYDaily News' list of Worst Parents of '09! Congrat's Blohan!
MICHAEL LOHAN
WORST OFFENSE: Releasing private phone chats with daughter Lindsay, and allegedly threatening to kill his ex-girlfriend.

Lindsay Lohan's dad has embarrassed the family before. He beat up his brother-in-law, went to prison for securities fraud and was arrested for drunk driving.

And now, Lohan has added a new list of offenses to his record.

In November, he released tapes of phone conversations he had with his famous daughter and his ex-wife, Dina (Lindsay's mom), claiming he did it to prove Lindsay has a substance abuse problem.

Lindsay shot back on Twitter, "I used to think that he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha — he needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN."

And just last week, Lohan was jailed in Long Island for trying to call an ex-girlfriend who had an order of protection against him for allegedly making threats to kill her earlier in 2009.
http:// www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/23/2009-12-23_the_year_of_bad_parents_david_hasselhoff_courtney_love__jon_gosselin_top_the_lis.html?page=2

And just last week, Lohan was jailed in Long Island for trying to call an ex-girlfriend who had an order of protection against him for allegedly making threats to kill her earlier in 2009.
http:// www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/23/2009-12-23_the_year_of_bad_parents_david_hasselhoff_courtney_love__jon_gosselin_top_the_lis.html?page=2

DinaHO and Mike the Killer BOTH earned Separate Spots as the Worst Parents at #5 and #6 @ Huffpost!

Dina Lohan claims to have started her career as a Rockette, but there is no evidence to suggest this is true. Now she makes a career out of managing and partying with daughters Lindsay and Ali. Also, she smokes cigarettes with Lindsay and defends her skeletal physique. Never one to shy away from the spotlight, Dina brought 'Entertainment Tonight' cameramen to film her visiting Lindsay in rehab in 2007. She executive produced 'Living Lohan,' a reality show she started and costarred in with Ali. She uses her Facebook account to tout her mothering skills and shower hatred upon the Obama administration.

http:// www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/05/hollywoods-bad-parents-wh_n_250317.html?slidenumber=4#slide_image

DinaHO and Mike the Killer BOTH earned Separate Spots as the Worst Parents at #5 and #6 @ Huffpost!

Michael Lohan is the reason the Lohan kids live with Dina. She accused him of threats and domestic abuse during their 2007 divorce. He has mouthed off to the press about Lindsay's substance abuse problems and relationship with Sam Ronson and Dina's drinking, and he threatened to release private text messages to prove that he is the good parent. In April Michael was arrested for threatening to kill his fiance and himself after she tried to dump him. Most recently he has been seen in the Hamptons cavorting with Jon Gosselin, for whom he later served as a spokesperson. In the 1980s he served a four year sentence for stock fraud. Here Michael is pictured playing Joseph (with preacher Paula White as Mary) in a Times Square nativity scene. He is a born again Christian.

http:// www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/05/hollywoods-bad-parents-wh_n_250317.html?slidenumber=4#slide_image

WashPo Also gave Blohan #10 in the spot of Biggest TrainWreck of the 00s! Congrats, it was a big decade!

10. Lindsay Lohan: Her strong performances in "Freaky Friday" and "Mean Girls" early in the decade indicated there was nothing but success in Lohan's future. Then came the arrests, stints in rehab, evaporating career, messy relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, exploitative parents and an itchy Twitter finger, all of which contributed to Lilo's transformation from Disney darling to hot mess.

http:// voices.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2009/12/biggest_celebrity_trainwrecks.html

Both Micheal and Lindsay made the list for MTV's Biggest Trainwrecks of '09!

http:// www.mtv.ca/decade/flipbook.jhtml?fid=22903&photo=2&id=0

1:35, 1:41, 1:41 and 1:48 Thanks for helping me catch up on my reading!

1:49, 1:52, 1:55 it's raining gifts! Thanks again!

Blohan made #4 on Popcrunch's Biggest Celeb TWs of 09! Another feather in her Ho hat!!
Famous for?
Child model, child actor, then the queen of teenage slushies as I like to call them with biggest success The Mean Girls and Freaky Friday. Made the obvious transition to singing and recorded 2 albums that did quite well.

What went wrong?
If I was a snarky kind I’d say things went wrong when her mum decided to turn her into a cash cow. But Lindsay was quite capable of screwing up on her own. Partying, booze and drugs landed her in rehab 3 times last year, but she also became quite famous for her man-eating ways as she seems to go through high profile bad boys with astonishing speed. Another thing she shares with her frienemy Paris Hilton is DUI charges. Her sentence was one day in jail and 10 days of community services. Although she is adamant that she changed her ways, gossip mill of late paints a different picture.

http://
www.popcrunch.com/lindsay-lohan-celebrity-trainwreck-4/

You're welcome! There are so many bad things out there on this HOrrendous family, it's tiring grabbing it all and picking out of so many lists they made it on!

Bummer, Blohan got beat out only by Wino here!


2. Lindsay Lohan: The eternal trainwreck. She didn't work much, but she did become a lesbian. She's "sober" now but we're always hearing new reports about her hard partying lifestyle

http:// www.hollyscoop.com/amy-winehouse/top-ten-celebrity-trainwrecks-of-2008_18822.aspx

Aw shucks #2 again under Mischa Barton from the nationally syndicated tv show Insider via Doc's of Pop Culture!

Just when we thought Lindsay Lohan was the biggest trainwreck of 2009...

http:// doctorsofpopculture.blogspot.com/2009/07/just-when-we-thought-lindsay-lohan-was.html

1:59, 2:01, 2:05 It's raining gifts. gifts and more gifts! Thanks! She made #1 on my "thank you for not having children" list. She’s an adult. If she wants to self-destruct with an audience watching, well it's her call. I'll give her the appropriate attention when I have time to waste.

Oh my god, MTV.ca used a great photo. Lindsay looks like a clone of Michael. The forehead wrinkles are identical.

This is a great 2009 retrospective.

Damn, she works so hard at being the #1 train wreck and she can’t even get that right.

Goodnight gift-giver!

*tossing wrapping paper in the air*

OMG anyone see the pics of lilo's bruised and battered body in on www.dailymail.co.uk...shocking:(

That'll do for now, I think. I got all that just now from typing in either 'worst parents of 2009' or 'biggest trainwrecks of 09' and the Lohan name came up EVERYWHERE on those lists! They didn't get listed practically everywhere by practically everyone by mistake, they EARNED IT! This bunch of scumbags really represented themselves well as failures this year and it is only going to get worse from here on out! Eat Shit Blohans!

2:20 I saw it on People's UK site. I made me gag.

2:21 It’s nice to the Lohan’s honored for their collective efforts! Thanks it was fun. Night!

Night!

And the lists went on and on and on and on.....

Post your predictions for 2010

Lindsay: OD
Ali: nude editorials and clubbing
Dina: DUI, assault, plastic surgery, sells Lohan family house on lohanhouse
Michael: killed by mafia/suicide in prison
Cody: adopted
Michael Jr: reality tv show

12:54,We are all humans,we all have the same rights in life,we all deserve to live how we really like, not how other people tell us,we dont have to criticise especially the parents because for me they are the most precious people in our life.As far as drugs and alcohol concerns only the family knows how is the situation and what is really going on.Even though everything is written and said is true,i dont think Mrs Lohan ever woke up one morning and said ok today i will make my daughter drug user and theif.I repeat i think she has been a good mother to her three children and beleive me raising them up is soooo difficult but writing comments is the easier thing to do dont you agree?

maria, I said goodnight but I’ve been waiting for you. Why? Because you’re a coward who waits until people leave to get the last word. In my opinion, Dina Lohan is the antithesis of an attentive, nurturing and protective mother. To be honest (a quality I value more than all the Lohan's combined) I don’t fucking care how or why Lindsay Lohan chooses to self-destruct. She’s an adult. It’s her life. It will be her premature demise. Lindsay is, without a doubt, the prototypical attention whore. From her obscene photo shoots to begging for attention on Twitter. If she wants an audience for her premature death, I’ll volunteer a little of my time. Not too much though, she’s not worth it.

3:03,If you knew me beleive me you would never say that i want to get the last word.I wish i could do this but i am too weak to wait until people leave to talk as you say.I only express my opinion without insulting you or using rude vocabulary.I would never do this so now you can have a nice and quiet sleep.

Good parents? WTF!!!! You must have just taken a massive rip off a crack pipe when you wrote that HIGHlaroius comment!

maria we’re in different time zones. I’m sure I’ll see your ludicrous praise of Dina Lohan and the rest of the corrupt clan another day. You should remember one unalterable fact. You are entitled to your opinion. The rest of us are entitled to our opinions - including opinions you don’t like. Let us know when you plan to stage your next self-important farewell speech. The last one was hilarious!

Good parents? WTF!!!! You must have just taken a massive rip off a crack pipe when you wrote that HIGHlarious comment!

How is this for rude vocabulary, maria? Your bullshit wears on my fucking nerves! :D

*Observing proper etiquette, typing with my pinkies extended away from the keyboard*

maria must have gotten into Lindsay's stash. I’m getting a contact high just reading her posts.

I’m wrapping this up for the night, maria. When I don’t agree with someone, I tell them what I think and why. I don’t demand others hold my opinions. You, on the other hand, tell people your opinions and insist they conform to your way of thinking. Trust me, nobody who holds an opinion contrary to your opinion is eager to adopt your a skewed perception of reality. On a lighter note, you excel at futile gestures/ Good luck with that!

I see errors. I just don't give a damn.

Maria, 'be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough.'

Taken from: The Two Noble Kinsmen, W. Shakespeare

4:00 A fitting ending!

Night!

:)

6126 uhhh..NO!! I would not touch or spend money on that nasty hoe..its like buying clothes from a prostitute. The only people I see buying anything from that thing are the ones that chew bubble gum stuck to the streets.

"Biggest TrainWreck of the 00s"!!!!!!!


congrats Linds...you can add the trophy to your shelf that has all of your Grammys, Oscars, Emmys & Golden Globes

"Damn, she works so hard at being the #1 train wreck and she can’t even get that right."

Damn, you beat me to it! Great comment!

LOL her work-load in 2009:

4 photoshoots, 1 day each
Ungaro, 4 days (2 of them shopping)
Machete, 4 days
Mixing milkshakes, 1 hour
Singapore gig, 2 days
1 overnight "work" meeting with Jason
India gig, 3 days

The other 353 days..................................??

more 2009 awards!!

Lohanhouse com:


named worst designed website
named website with most spelling errors
named website with most offensive content

"What the hell is wrong with Lindsay Lohan?"

Troubled Lindsay Lohan posed in her swimsuit - revealing a body etched with scars, bruises and cuts.

The Mean Girls star, 23, had marks on her thigh, armpit and tattooed arms as she strolled along a beach last week for a photo-shoot.

Onlookers in San Diego, California, compared her to junkie singer Amy Winehouse who revealed her own gaunt, tattooed and scarred frame in the Caribbean earlier this year.

One fan said: "Lindsay could barely raise a smile. As for those body marks, I guess they'll need some real air brushing."

careful Linds, Adam has bad taste in women :(

654, lol.... he was pretty successful model and then he stopped getting work after he appeared on The City, he seems like a total ass.

6:56----he sounds about right for her

named Most Attractive Man-hands of 2009

Worse than the cuts, scabs and bruises---


"The Mean Girls star also appeared to have applied her fake tan badly and had orange blotches on her arms, feet and bikini line."

lol that she is still the 'The Mean Girls star'.......WHAT year did she make that?

I would not buy those leggings for $100 a pair. Sorry. Not a chance...

SHE NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND CROKE OVER & DIE. SHE'S INFATUATED WITH MARILYN MONROE'S DEATH BUT DOESN'T REALIZE PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE HAHA WE ALL SAW THAT COMING WHEN LINDSEY FINALLY KILLS HERSELF WITH ALL THE DRUGS. SHE LIVES IN LALA LAND

"What the hell is wrong with Lindsay Lohan?"

Troubled Lindsay Lohan posed in her swimsuit - revealing a body etched with scars, bruises and cuts.

The Mean Girls star, 23, had marks on her thigh, armpit and tattooed arms as she strolled along a beach last week for a photo-shoot.

Onlookers in San Diego, California, compared her to junkie singer Amy Winehouse who revealed her own gaunt, tattooed and scarred frame in the Caribbean earlier this year.

One fan said: "Lindsay could barely raise a smile. As for those body marks, I guess they'll need some real air brushing."

L = loveeee
I = ideel
N = naughty
D = delicious
S = sweet
E = exciting
Y = yummy

“Lindsay definitely wants to give more back. We are now planning a 36 hour trip to help the children of Guatemala, which will be filmed by Oprah’s (TV) network,” said Dina.

.....the real the charity is lindsay lohan not being in the U.S. for those 36 hours

nice pics of Linds shopping (for all her little saved Indian kids) at PicApp

great bloat-face and Long Island White Trash make-up style in the PicApp photos

Why does 7:37/7:45 hate black people?
Why does he threaten the Lohan family
while they help abused children?
He's a typical Lohan hater.

^Sorry troll, no one believes you crap! It's just too ridiculous for anyone to believe!

TRAINWRECK!!!!!

As a woman who is a consumer, the clothes are bar trash clothes! theres nothing sexy about my sseing my ass and vagina hanging out of my ripped up leggings... maybe design artful sexy and have sizes for people and not cokeheads

OMG how horrifying just went to Abbie is Wired and saw the pics of lindsay on the beach. This is so sad. Marie go take a look and come back and tell us about the great parenting Lindsay received. Those pictures are so disturbing. Please Lindsay seek help. Please. I actually am one of the few people who usually stick up for you here but this is horrible how can you self mutilate yourself this bad? If I had a daughter I would not let her follow you or have anything to do with anything you are involved in. When you help yourself maybe you will get more followers on twitter. Wow I can't believe Dina still comes out defending her saying nothing is wrong. This is for Dina. Look at Ali she looks horrible. Ali is probably so stessed out from seeing what her sister is going through and having to come on these sites to defend her family. I don't care if Lindsay tries to beat the crap out of you Dina get this girl some help ASAP. I am a parent and even if it kills me my child would get the help they needed.There are measures that can be taken to protect Lindsay from herself. Especially right now that she is on probation. This is the time to intervene. Be a parent not a manager Dina. This girl needs a mom right now!!!!

You're putting your hopes on Dina? You'll just never learn, will you?

2:59 Dina?! You’ve got to be kidding. She’s in deep denial about her daughter’s alcoholism, prescription drug abuse and cutting.!