Lindsay Lohan Finally Comes Out Of Hiding

Crawl back in that toilet you call your life and be sure to hit the handle to get a good and proper flush! I hope that store checked for stolen goods and bad credit cards, because Blohan doesn't go on shopping trip, she she goes on stealing trips.

An ex-con (daddy Blohan) told her she can make paper mache dildos in the big house and she's learning this craft. It's the only company she'll have besides the screaming voices in her head from detox.

Bitch stole Nana Lohan's outfit.

Looks like she stole Nana's saggy boobs too.

The Soundtrack of Hohan's life:

Baa-whoooooooooooooooooooooosh!

Wow she's got knee knockers!

I designed those saggy boobs.

Hey she stole the breasts of a 50-year-old woman. And the skin and thighs, too. No offence to 50-year-old women........

Bloho have a drink to celebrate your court victory!

Gravity, you need your bloody license revoked. Those noonies are beat all to hell.

because i'm white......(clang clang)
and trashy.......(clang clang)

11:49 Because Sherry Half-Gay is a cheap rentacunt.......(clang clang)

Rot in jail, grow up and start acting your age! stop thinking that just cuz u used to be famous you can get away with everything! Have a long 90 days in jail and wake the hell up you washed up wannabe

How is one "Half-Gay"? And who is Sherry? I am 11:49, dammit. I like my new name......

Perez Hilton says she is already asking 1 million for her first interview after prison. If she actually does 23 days thats $43,478 foreach day in jail. I'll do her time for her for half that!

LiLo is a skank and a washed up piece of trailer trash who will hopefully die of her nasty attitude and addictions, thereby putting her out of MY misery. What a freckled flabby POS.

Poor Sherry, you're not going to like a Kentucky federal prison. It's worse than LA County.

ugh! What's that SMELL? Oh, LiLo's vag-crusted leggings with a ciggie smoke fragrance. Rot in jail you smug twaht.

Perez Hilton says she is already asking 1 million for her first interview after prison. If she actually does 23 days thats $43,478 foreach day in jail. I'll do her time for her for half that!

Now I know why everyone thinks sickitten is a psycho....listen, Nanuck-you Eskimo pie Jabba the Hut nutcase, I am not Sherry, whomever she is. I am 11:49 and I think LiLo is a freckly, flabby, skank who is gonna love her "welcome" to prison. DYKEFEST '10

Ha Ha, sickokitty...did you get tired of being ignored at FF? Thought you'd have a go at some folks here? STFU and eat some whale blubber. You can find some just south of your neck.

Sherry (11;49) I will ask my lawyer to contact Kentucky CHFS as soon as possible. Some of us are worried you might harm your kid during one of your drunken psychotic episodes. We know you are prone to violent outbursts.

bwahahahahahhaaaaa. Go 'head. I'm not Sherry. And I've never even been to Kentucky. I HAVE used KY jelly on occasion, but only when I am a bottom. You stupid cow, make sure to whom you are speaking before you accuse. Ignorant sow.

Sherry you should inform your ex-DKG about CHFS, the open criminal report and IC3 complaints before the authorities do.

lookin' good! be strong lilo!

I'd rather ISMG on the MBKSOIHE and then go to the PBKSRE until I can file a LJSO-129687950-3. Ya know? You are SOOOOOO far off, you stupid twaht! Why do you have a hard-on for Sherri? Is she a cat?

Crawl back under your rock Hohan. Maybe you can find Sam Looofta hiding there and he can be your new manager. That should go well.

C U T I E !

here kitty kitty......i got some rotting lilo tuna for you to lick!

Criminals and lunatics are always attractive to other criminals and lunatics.

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Lilo, I'm Jhomni:

I'm johmni, drop knees on you guys...

LOCK HER UP

speaky you threatened cappy? wow ur messed up.

12:09 yeah, Popeater reports that IF she goes to jail she will earn a lot of money wheh she gets out (sources say expect a major TV/mag. deal). She won't consider the offers less than a $1 million. She will earn more money with a post-prison interview than with acting. an editor-in-chief says her first interview is worth so much. another editor says, the appeal is part of the public's fascination with Lohan. For better or worse, we're invested in Lindsay. Not bad!!

this is sad at me that in Oslo i know this writer sick kitten and see his letters on many of the celebrity places i visit. Why does he fight on all the writers? He is not whole?

Her new lawyer must be VERY inexperienced.

One channel here in LA reported that she tried to get in touch with the Sheriff's office for some negotiations.

But they said she was told by them their job is to carry out the wishes of the judge.

She should not be allowed to profit from breaking the law !!!!

So sick of the dumb bitch. She and her mother are living in some fantasy world where she is a star. But she neverwas one, she is just a former child actress.

This is funny, she DEFINITLY reads X17. You asked her to come out, and here she is! This is kind of like a pleasant relationship really. Go Linds & X!

If she somehow makes any money, it will just go to the endless lawsuits and lawyers that she will constantly need. Her dumb ass won't be able to claim she's broke like she's trying and lying to do and then some honest people can actually be paid for her her dishonest life. Anything left will be spent on drugs and partying. She screws herself over anyway, so whatever.

Tonight Jay Leno raked her over the coals real good.
His message : the party is over.

i feel bad for her.. the sentence was too harsh.. she doesn't belong in jail! (acc. to tmz/hollyscoop) some lawyers said it was more than a little bit too harsh and thought it was over the top. they also say that no one gets 90 days for this, no one. well, hope she can relax a bit, but i think she's pretty stressed out right now. poor girl.

The new lawyer has only been practising for 6 months lol. So whaddya expect, Harvard Law?

She eats drugs like M&Ms. Keep popping them as fast as you can, especially the Dilaudids! Eat 'em by the fistful! It's not like it matters.

X17 and TMZ should name themselves L24/7
Even when Lindsay's inside for 48 hours their paps wait 48 hours on the streets in front of her apartment building.
Insane!!

The sentence was too lenient.

People serve years in prison for Cocaine possession alone.

She had 3 years of second chances but partying every night was more important to her than her court ordered classes.

So Conhan thinks Holley was a bad lawyer? Wait until Revel and the DA publicly eviscerate this first year lawyer and rip her a new one and leave a pulsing mass of chum for everyone to see! This is going to be so fun to watch!

Eat me, Lindsay!

She will get thru this. Just keep your chin up, Lindsay!

Any bets on how long this lawyer will last?

In some states, at least Ohio, Dilaudid is the secondary back up intramuscular injectable drug used in lethal injections if the primary IV site infiltrates or there are other problems, such as blockages. Great choice, Linds! Not even Propofol is used in court ordered lethal injections.

@1.44am If you read the reports correctly, you will find Dilaudid was used by Lindsay ONLY after oral surgery, she had her wisdom teeth removed. It clearly states this was the only reason. This was a short term prescription and she is NOT on this painkiller now.

It's still listed as a current medication, so enjoy that. It won't fly in jail or rehab.

I wanna get my hands on her luscious breasts, WOW! Love you Lindsay!

The excuses and lies from the Lohan camp are what is the joke here. Keep making them and see how that works. Worked great at the last trial, didn't it?

She better practice for her upcoming gig that will exclude:

phones,
photographers,
iPads,
laptops,
mom,
twitter,
makeup,
hair stuff,
special attention,
sycophants,
drivers,
assistants,
credit cards,
new clothes,
passports,
high-end substances,
and extraneous celebrity crap.

PARIS FASHION WEEK DOES NOT MISS LILO

Tonight Jay Leno raked her over the coals real good.
His message: the party is over.

new trailer for Machete





sigh.

The worst part?

Micheal Lohan is right.

Every judge has to deal with sociopaths like the Lohans who never see what they did wrong.


Eh, the Lohans won't win this one and are only digging a deeper hole.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Start packing Linds:

-Custom F-U nail set.

-Edible underwear

-Do-It-Yourself-Botox Treatments (the 90 day Handi-Pac)

-Collapsible Stripper Pole

-Do-It-Yourself-Industrial-Strength-Lip-Plumper-Kit

"Lindsay is determined to not go to jail." says a source close to the actress.
"She seems totally with it, smart and knows what she wants."

But a legal expert says the chances of winning an appeal are slim to none.

"There is absolutely zero chance of Lindsay winning an appeal because there's overwhelming evidence of her repeatedly violating her probation and the court's orders," says criminal defense attorney Trent Copeland, who's not involved with the case.

"That is undisputed."

Tiffany Feder Cohen


twitter: tef3675


cool!!!! she, Dina and Bloho can tweet!!!

Tiffany Feder-Cohen has never represented a celebrity but does follow Kourtney Kardashian, Brooke Burke and Elizabeth Taylor on Twitter.

"The former actress, who caused a stir when she arrived in court with 'F*** you' written on one of her nails, tweeted an article from the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
'No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment,' she wrote."

That is disgusting. How can she quote something that has absolutely nothing to do with her.

Thousands die every year because of acts of violence and torture all over the world. Those people are innocent and have never done anything to deserve the treatment they are put through. This girl put her self in this situation. She should accept the consequences of her actions. She in no way is being tortured. THAT is absolutely disgusting. Maybe she should attend legal proceedings at a human rights trial and see for herself what that definition truly means! Grow UP Lindsay!

Is BloHo for real?

Someone should show the Lohans the picture of the Iranian woman who is being buried and about to be stoned to death, and then give her a good slap.

At the end of the day she did the things that she is being punished for and eve

SUCK IT UP, COWARD!!

2:32

the law school Feder-Cohen attended, the University of West Los Angeles, lost its accreditation in the mid-2000s

The LAST and WORSE idiots she should hang out with at this time, preparing for confinement and detox. Their expert advice and comfort is 'But what's in it for me..?'

"Bitch stole Nana Lohan's outfit."


LOL!!!

"I don't want you to think I don't respect you and your terms."

Lohan in court to Judge Revel, 3 days ago

"Even in LA, a town of second, third and 23rd chances, this pathologically spoiled, drug-addled skank finally went too far...but still Dina cruises in to defend her little girl.

Do she & Lindsay now want to be the laughing-stock of the legal community, in addition to the entertainment biz?"

Can anyone tell me why d'you all hate Lindsay Lohan so much?

What was she on probation for? I mean was this for the stealing someone's SUV and kidnapping those 3 guys when she drove wrecklessly through LA chasing her assistant then subsequently was found with cocaine in her pocket...and drunk or is this probation for something else?

Lindsay in REHAB to kick off her prescription pills habit

Dina in JAIL for child neglect

Ali with FOSTER PARENTS

2:00 am stfu Michael

That Photo is soooo funny. A picture really is worth a thousand words. Check out dailymailuk they have done the funniest breakdown of lindsay career.

5.35 Are you serious? Have you been living under a rock for the last 3 years?

She deserves to be locked in prison forever.

I think 5:35 is Tiffany

Lindsay is boring. Next.

I can't believe we go through this self-serving psychodrama for the next 10 days!

Just disappear!

Lohan last night complained her 90-day jail sentence is a violation of her human rights.

The former actress, who caused a stir when she arrived in court with 'F*** you' written on one of her nails, even tweeted an article from the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights to back up her claim.

'No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment,' she wrote.

LOL!!! She is such a pathetic white-trash D-lister

MAKE.DINA.STOP.

Samantha is counting down the days until she is free of her stalker!!!

Do you have something in stripes also some ball and chain bling, also something that maybe vibrates.

I wasn't driving,
the black guy did it,
these aren't my pants,
my dad stole my passport,
I didn't know it was against the rules to miss class,
the Judge hates me,
my lawyer didn't get me a fair trial...

The reason she don't wears her bras & panties is bcoz she don't likes to wash her own skank smells!

she IS a strong girl

She didn't look as near as upset as she was the last time we saw her ..... pretty sure she's feeling very upset right now ..... hope she keeps her head up!! Lindsay doesn't belong in jail!!

Wasn't DA Meyers only asking for 30 days in jail? And the judge gave her 90 days in jail AND 90 days in rehab. So she and her mom must feel very disappointed and upset. And it looked like Lindsay AND her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley weren't expecting this at all. Lindsay was clearly NOT prepared for this outcome. And TZM and Hollyscoop are now reporting that other lawyers say that the sentence was too harsh and over the top. So yeah, it's a big shock for her.