Lindsay Lohan Gets Cozy With Dutch Star Jim Bakkum

criminal slag

Lindsay got out of a 180 day sentence 145 days early.
13 days but credit for 14 days of jail out of 90
22 days of lockdown rehab out of 90
Is free on an outpatient basis and only has to comply until November 1st.
After November 1st she won't face 30 days in jail if she relapses
The formal probation and random alcohol/drug testing will end 10 months early.
She is driving again, on Vanity Fair and will soon give a post jail interview.

Grover may have something to say about this!?

Grover may have something to say about this!?

Surf Vietnam!!!

Despite what my mental skank said I'm not dead and my brothers and I aren't murders.

Show us how much lower you can go mental skank.

The disgusting bitch is the shit that lives under the scum of the earth.

That guy looks like Joren VanDersloot.

I used to LOVEEEE Jim haha!

@11:28; I was thinking the same thing.

HE LOOK NORMAL NOT SEXY AND NOT HOT
ARE YOU OKAY PAPZ NEVER SEE GUY OR GAY LOOK LINDSAY SHOOT SO MANY TIME SHE NOT CARE SHE LOVE ONLY WOMEN LOOK LIKE SAM

The sociopath was fighting with SK on here. This is one of the nights. Has anyone asked SK what kind of software she told the sociopath to use to bypass banning? She might give the info in exchange for info about who posted her name all over the net.

http:// x17online. com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohans_life_at_the_neuropsychiatric_hospital_is_under_constant_supervision-08032010.php

yup!

YOU have identified the man as Jim Bakkum? HA! You just picked that up off of the comments section from yesterday's slideshow. Slick detective work, X17

Nice purse there Chief.

August 26, 2010 10:35 PM
Posted by: Sherry Gayhart
HE LOVES ME BITCHES!!! SUCK IT

August 26, 2010 10:37 PM
Posted by: Sherry
leave my dad alone. I love Jizzball, assholes

September 2, 2010 11:45 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

yup!

One of us needs to do it. SK will give her a migraine to last a lifetime.

She's afraid of SK. BONUS!!!

Haahhahahaah Funny shit this stuff about Jim.

Grappig =)

Rofl that was gooooooood.

@11:53 needy whore

Waving a dildo in front of the sociopath do you want it with or without blueberry jam? lol

http://
www.
dlisted.
com/node/38688

Hi speaky, new op. Come tell how you're not here like before, k?

The 90 day sentence is an unusually harsh one for a relatively minor offense, California defense attorney Mark Geragos said today.
"I just think this sentence is utterly ridiculous," Geragos, who is not involved in the case, told "Good Morning America." "The fact remains that if she was anybody else, Lindsay Smith, that she wouldn't be treated this way. ... This is a completely outrageous sentence in terms of her violation."
"If she wasn't Lindsay Lohan, she wouldn't do more than about six hours," said Geragos, calling the sentence "almost draconian."

X17's LA techs can cut a deal with SK not to prosecute for the stolen pics & get the software.

It's sickening how needy she is for negative attention. I bet she's ignored by everyone she knows. I'm really glad she posted her name though. It's a time saver.

Rofl check out the PH thread

@11:50 she's afraid of the other one whose name she posted on SK's site too. She was reaaaaaaaally pissed when SK said she destroyed their site. She's posted as STFU. I was LOLing.

LMAO she begging us to talk to her the way she was begging to give some guy head. It's not happening. Period.

@12:11 What kills me is she acts like we're prudes and, I don't know, somehow embarrassed by oral sex because we don't plead to go down on a random guy. Wtf? Lol

LOL I know @12:14! Wait. Are you getting all of this lurking sociopath?

Ren voor je leven, Jim! (Run for the hills, Jim!)

Wow! Isn't that Joren VanDersloot?

I'm from holland, he's not that big of a deal here anymore. He wishes he was like justin timberlake. haha! he only does musicals, you hardly see him on tv or something.

BOO! LMAO!

Wait for it.

JT of Holland?oh god you guys are idiots!

hahahahhahahaha he is nowhere the Justin Timberlake of holland you people are so full of shit

^Jim Bakkum snore-fest

It doesn't take much to entertain the Under-100 - Club that has convened again.

Sociopath's a fat, old, broke, boring, criminal slag. What a winner!!! lol

Hey Sybil's here. Howdee! On the ho stroll?

She is unlovable.

Psssst Sybil you have a visitor.

Antibitch isn't here right now. She's reading a book. LOL

LMAO @12:53 no she's posting from the bottom of a pool while reading a book. Moby Dick! It's about a whale dreaming about a man's enormous peen! Don't interrupt her - she hasn't gotten to the part where the whale begs to blow him!

@12:57 ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her obsession with her imaginary font lover is creepy. You just want to go there and yell, JIZZBALL CUT THE ROPE AND RUUUUUUUN!!!

Eww, Eww, EWW!!!
http:// www.dlisted. com/node/38688

X17 Jim is not the Justin Timberlake of holland jim is a musicalstar

Loves it?Its official this story is written by a fat gay
guy

Jim the dutch JT?ha he will never be a big star as JT Jim plays in musicals X17 is stupid

Use caution sociopath it will get worse.

LoL Jim Bakkum is a singer / idols finalist / musical star from Holland. Lindsay probably doesn't even know who the guy is ... just a fan who wants a pic with her. X17 stories about Lohan are comedy gold these days.

Sociopath we know you are a simpleton but posting trite bullshit won't make us forget who and what you are. A felon.

Take a good look sociopath because it pales in comparison to the threats you wrote that we pulled off the board.

http:// x17online. com/celebrities/paris_hilton/joint_found_in_paris_hiltons_car_after_arrest_for_cocaine_possession-09022010.php

Sorry Listmakers,

I just got back from my 3 Martini lunch.

I believe #21 should be 3, but it could say, "repeated counts of probation violations" for the sake of simplicity.

Senior Copy Editor (People,Places & Things Who Are To Blame)

p.s. I do have a call in re: unpaid bills with lawsuits. Hope to hear back before the week-end.

100 Alleged and Convicted CrimeHans

1. 1st count of being under influence of cocaine.
2. 2nd count of being under influence of cocaine.
3. 1st DUI
4. 2nd DUI
5. One count of reckless driving
6. Speeding through a stop sign
7. Cocaine found in pocket
8. Chased assistant in car
9. Vulgarity in courtroom FU manicure
10. Skipped court ordered alcohol education classes.
11. Did not return from Cannes for court
12. Set off SCRAM at MTV awards
13. Blamed "the black kid" and his friend
14. Tampered with SCRAM
15. Mysterious case of missing Rolex
16. Mysterious case of missing jewels from ELLE photoshoot
17. Throwing glass at Samantha Ronson
18. Subjecting public to her saggy boobs(repeat offense)
19. Tried to gate-crash Charlotte Ronson's Fashion Show
20. Was a no-show for Austrian Sugar-Daddy-broke contract
21. repeated counts of probation violations
22.Drinking underage

The minute one of us logs on the sociopath is crawling up our collective assess. If the sociopath demands our attention. Fine. There are more than enough of us to attend to her around the clock.

23.. Leaving the scene of an accident
24. Model Lauren Hastings - claimed the loss of $10,0000 worth of clothing and other items
25. Steve-O - claims she stole his “Boog Suge”
27. Mysterious case of Masha Markova’s missing $11,000 blond mink coat
28. Lifted Louis Vuitton from Elle Magazine photo shoot.
29. Slander caught on X17 video “Paris hit me with a drink at party”. Followed by a denial, "Paris didn't hit me," Lindsay stated, adding that "people lie about everything."

100 Alleged and Convicted CrimeHans

30. Never fulfilled the "Week-end With Lindsay" Prize that was raffled at her Haiti "Charity" Event in London.

I'm not quite done with her yet!

Sociopath not having a moderator is working to our advantage now. And your asinine plan to use software to change your IP every time you were banned on your other board is working to our advantage as well. Your old accounts are banned. You cannot access them to delete one word of your insanity. Thanks!

I think that will do - for now.

100 Alleged and Convicted CrimeHans

30. Never posted an audit, as required, of charity funds raised from the sale of her FAME leggings, supposedly for Haitian relief.

LOL

The FAME leggings, currently on sale for $65, are metallic spandex leggings, which according to Lindsay’s 6126 website, “look amazing under a mini dress or ALONE as a sexy pant!”

BloHo is stalking Samantha's brother and sister on Facebook.


UCLA doctors: SUCKERS!!!!!!!!

Passing the pig

00 Alleged and Convicted CrimeHans CONT

31. Never posted an audit, as required, of charity funds raised from the sale of her FAME leggings, supposedly for Haitian relief.

32. James Lillis, designer, charges LL stole his leggings designs.

33. Style blog fashionista com alleged more design copies by Lohan, from designer Jen Kao's Collection.

100 Alleged and Convicted CrimeHans CONT

34. Lawsuit filed charging Lohan stole the formula for Sevin Nyne from a St. Petersburg chemist.

35. Sued for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

Blo Ho does know that, know "Sevin" is an insecticide, right?

LMAO.

In a great year for entertaining lawsuits, perhaps the most intriguing is still Lindsay Lohan's case against E-Trade for airing a commercial that featured a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay.

In defending the merits of the suit, Lohan's lawyer Stephanie Ovadia asserted that the actress deserved single-name status like Oprah or Madonna. Does she? The fate of Lohan's lawsuit may depend on the answer.

Lohan's lawyer has filed new papers in New York Supreme Court in an effort to survive E-Trade's motion to dismiss.

E-Trade argues that there are some 250,000 women in United States named "Lindsay," including celebrities like Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, tennis player Lindsay Davenport and actresses Lindsay Wagner and Lindsay Price. E-Trade also says that unlike Oprah, Madonna, Cher and Beyonce, Lohan doesn't have a federally registered trademark on her first name.

n an amusing 27-page court brief, Lohan's lawyer now attempts to justify why Lohan should get special treatment compared to the 250,000 other Lindsays.

"As they say, 'What's in the name?' It is in the totality of circumstances that a particular name or person acquires popularity or notoriety. It is in totality of circumstances that a name or person becomes a distinguished name. Some names such as Bill, Hillary, Bush, Tiger, Paris, Johnny, Allen, are very common names. There may be millions, if not billions, of people with these names in the world. Some words may not necessarily be just the names for human beings but may convey other meanings also. For example, 'Tiger' is an animal and is associated with a jungle or zoo in a particular context. However, when used in the context of (the) Golf game world, it conveys totally different message."

But that doesn't explain why Lindsay is to celebrity milkaholism as Tiger is to golf.

Alas, Lohan's brief tries to put it all together.

"The issue, in case at bar, is not how many people in the USA are with the name 'Lindsay' or 'Lindsey'. The issue is how many celebrities are with this name 'Lindsay' in the USA, and then in the context, manner, characterization, persona ... If Defendants take this name, 'Lindsay' in context of a celebrity name then by Defendants' own admission, there are only a few limited celebrities with this name around, and this number may not be more than four or five."

The brief then goes into a "process of elimination" among Lindsay Lohan, Lindsey Vonn, Lindsay Davenport and the two other Lindsay actresses: "The type of a particular role and persona, the role of an alcoholic bimbus woman, that Defendants were looking for in their said commercial, none of the other celebrity "Lindsay" as referred by Defendants ... fits into."

Essentially, she says that none of the other famous Lindsays are considered alcoholic bimbuses (bimbi?) like her client is. As proof, the brief cites tabloid headlines like RadarOnline's "Whoops! Kate Hudson Almost Does A 'Lindsay'"

So does Lohan's right of publicity protect her potentially iconic alcoholic bimbodom? We'll have to wait for an answer. In the meantime, this brief serves as perhaps the strangest backhanded compliment ever bestowed upon a celebrity client by her lawyer.

sucking 12:46 PM hates a talented,beautiful,rich,busy singer,actress,model,dancer,writer,humanitarian who has
accomplished more in one week than he has in his sad life.
His small brain says that makes her a has been.

Whose turn is it to tell the filthy slut @3:46 to work out her sexual frustration by blowing her dead daddy?

HA!!!! It was mine!!! Time for the next in line to take their turn!!!

I wonder if she misses being drunk?

LMFAO @12:53 & 12:57 check it out SSDD

only lindsay lohan would try to make money off of being a known drunkard waste of space .
Thank you Lindsay Lohan for suing over the milkaholic line. Endless lulz.

CONT

23.. Leaving the scene of an accident
24. Model Lauren Hastings - claimed the loss of $10,0000 worth of clothing and other items
25. Steve-O - claims she stole his “Boog Suge”
27. Mysterious case of Masha Markova’s missing $11,000 blond mink coat
28. Lifted Louis Vuitton from Elle Magazine photo shoot.
29. Slander caught on X17 video “Paris hit me with a drink at party”. Followed by a denial, "Paris didn't hit me," Lindsay stated, adding that "people lie about everything."
30. Never fulfilled the "Week-end With Lindsay" Prize that was raffled at her Haiti "Charity" Event in London.
31. Never posted an audit, as required, of charity funds raised from the sale of her FAME leggings, supposedly for Haitian relief.
32. James Lillis, designer, charges LL stole his leggings designs.
33. Style blog fashionista com alleged more design copies by Lohan, from designer Jen Kao's Collection.
34. Lawsuit filed charging Lohan stole the formula for Sevin Nyne from a St. Petersburg chemist.
35. Sued for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

Ik vraag me af wat Jim in LA doet ?

misschien wilt hij doorbreken :P

Jim is a loser
I'm from holland and we don't like him
he can't sing the only why he became 2nd on idols was cause young girls liked him. but the dude ain't hot. now he's trying to make it in LA, now he's chilling with timor steffens

Jim a star? He is a hasbeen! How sad that he stalked Lindsey in a shopping mall to take a picture with him, what a fan! His career is over in the Nethelrands, no hit records anymore..... The only thing i see on this picture are 2 hasbeen losers......

x17 seriously, Holland is done with Jim Bakkum.. maybe there are American girls who want to have him?
For us he isn't like Justin Timberlake, but more like a wannabe-famous guy.

yoyoyo

Many jalous people here.'
Jim is 4 weeks on holiday in the USA with his girlfriend, that is something most people can't aford!!
Holland isn't done with him, he played the rol of Link Larkin this year in the musical Hairspray en he is busy in the studio for new songs!!

hey people
haha funny. jim is getting married. he asked her In LA.
And september 2 11.28
if you think every dutch guy looks like Joran van der Sloot. ur wrong.
u dont even know how to WRITE it.
pathetic NOOOB.