Lindsay Lohan To Host Saturday Night Live!

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^EPIC FAIL!!!

I sure hope she looks better than the 50 y/o look she's been sporting lately.

OMG how cool is that you guys?? Lindsay is on her way back to the top!

OH NO YOU DON'T HATER!!!!!!!

I MEAN EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINDSAY+SNL=EPIC!!!!!!!!!

@03:08

Yes Melly, Lindsay is on her way back to the top...

THE TOP OF THE SHITHEAP THAT IS!

In 2006 Lohan still was looking great,but now...well that's a different story. I will watch it anyway just to see how her plastic face look in motion.

I wonder if there'll be a special appearance by 'Supermodel Ali Lohan'

THE BLANK SPACE BANDIT NEEDS TO GIVE IT A F*CKING REST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost never watch but I will with gorgeous legend Lindsay hosting.

annoying troll

I almost never watch but I will with gorgeous legend Lindsay hosting.

Five years ago she was hot. Now she (and especially her mouth) just look beat.

YUCK !!!!!

She look absolutely HORRIBLE in this picture!

                  ----- Meth Mouth Lohan poem -----

LINSAY will deep throat your shaft & gargle your load
or she'll lick your wet clam until you explode.

Just give her the meth to fill up her pipe bowl
& she'll part her duck lips & smoke your pole.

Linsay's rotten teeth come from her smoking meth,
the clock is ticking down To her self inflicted death.

Linsey's career died now mom is pimping Franken-Ali,
Dina tries to sell her book from New York out to Cali.

I can't wait for them to make a fool of her!

This will really cement her as a has been. She can't do live TV. She can't even model anymore.

What's with the picture of Gary Busey? The guy sure has seen better days.

Everyone will see how horrible she looks, since they won't be able to photo shop her.

To the idiot fan that thinks putting a bunch of blanks up is a good idea. If you want people to read good comments about Lindsay, you're not doing her any service by acting like a child. Nobody will read your comments anymore, idiot!

people will watch, just like they look at an accident on the side of the road. Everyone loves to watch a train wreck! It was smart of SNL to put her on there.

@3:42;

"they" won't have to make her look bad, she'll do that on her own.

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SHE'S BACK, BITCHES!

can't wait to see her back on the small screen. i always liked her as SNL host!!

You go, girl!

Will YOU watch Linds on SNL?

YOU BET!

What a great start of the year!

- Lindsay's Playboy issue, an homage to Marilyn Monroe's shoot by Tom Kelly, is selling like hotcakes. She got paid $1 million for this shoot. Marilyn was Playboy's first centerfold and this year it is 50 years since Marilyn Monroe passed away.

- No NYE parties at Dubai or Vegas for Lindsay... instead she spent New Year's eve with Diane Keaton at agent John Burnham's party for Woody Allen. John Burnham is Lindsay's new agent. He's also Woody and Diane's agent. The next day Diane tweeted: @lindsaylohan YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL LAST NIGHT.

- A possible upcoming role as Elizabeth Taylor. It's like a dream come true.

- Stephen King sort of suggested Lindsay Lohan for Carrie. Now "Boys Don't Cry" director Kimberley Peirce has been hired to direct the remake.

- Lindsay attended Harvey Weinstein's (movie studio chairman and film producer) Company's pre-Golden Globes party with a bunch of other A-listers.

- Lindsay attended W Magazine's pre-Golden Globes party with a bunch of other A-listers.

- Lindsay attended Harvey Weinstein's and HBO's Golden Globes after-party with other A-listers.

- Lindsay got a rave review from Judge Sautner during her probation progress report hearing, after completing all of her required community service on time.

- Lindsay attended Harvey Weinstein's SAG Awards after-party with other A-listers.

- Lindsay is the new face of Philipp Plein, Jag Jeans and French Connection's "Friction" Fragrance.

- Lindsay steps out with Henry Hopper, son of movie legend Dennis Hopper.

- Glamourous photo shoot by Terry Richardson for The Love Magazine. Photographers like Terry Richardson and Mario Testino do shoots for this high fashion magazine.

- Lindsay attended the amfAR Gala in New York with other A-listers (invitation only.) Guests paid a tribute to Dame Elizabeth Taylor. Lindsay was spotted having an enthusiastic exchange with Woody Allen.

- Lindsay attended "Purple and Andre's Love Letters diner & party with BLK DNM." Other guests were famous fashion photographers Inez van Lamsweerde, Vinoodh Matadin and Terry Richardson, editor-in-chief of Vogue Paris, Carine Roitfeld and fashion designer Johan Lindeberg.

- Recent reports say Lindsay is still attached to Gotti: In the Shadow of My Father. Lindsay will possibly star opposite Hollywood heavyweights Al Pacino and John Travolta.

- Lindsay is all set to host an episode of TV show Saturday Night Live (SNL) on March 3.

- Not many paparazzi pics were taken so far this year.

LILO REACHED THE 3 MILLION MARK ON TWITTER!

3+ MILLION LILOVERS FOLLOW HER!

MILLIONS WILL WATCH LILO'S SNL APPEARANCE!

LOFAN 4 LIFE!

This news made my day! I personally think that she was the best snl host so far. The first appearance of Debbie Downer was on May 1, 2004 with guest host Lindsay Lohan.

E V E R Y B O D Y . I S . E X C I T E D . T O . S E E . L I L O . R E T U R N . T O . H O S T . S N L !

Never thought I would admit it, but this time I really think she's going to make a comeback. She wants it, and when she has set her mind to something she is the person to keep it. She's a tough one.

best.news.ever.

hahaha Poor haters ....... she will never go away

really? why? dina must've made the rounds below the belt

SNL is still on the air?
I thought they canceled that about 5 years ago.

Looking forward to see her back on in a while. I kinda missed her. I haven't followed her gossip for quite some time because of all the drama and stuff, but she got my attention again. I read the news that she may land a role as E. Taylor which is fantastic and I noticed that she looks good and even hot again in recent pictures. She looked like a mess in 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010, but now she looks great and even healthy again. I was googling her and I'm surprised by how popular she still is. I just noticed that she has a lot of followers on twitter (3 Million!) This kinda surprised me because even though I know that Lindsay is a household name, she has't made a movie since Machete (as far as I know.) I also noticed that stories about her are still the most commented-upon stories on many sites, just like in the past. I really hope she gets the E.Taylor part because she's such a phenomenal actress with so much potential. I don't like Lindsay as a party-girl but I admire her as an actress and it looks like she's back on track. I used to be a fan of Lindsay and I will become a fan again if she continues like this. I admit that I'm a fair weather fan. She was and still is one of my favorite actresses.

I'll tune in..

Screendaily 10 February 2012

Thurman, Davis, Lohan, Giamatti among cast of Marilyn Monroe doc

EXCLUSIVE: All-star ensemble cast on board Liz Garbus documentary about Marilyn Monroe

Uma Thurman, Viola Davis, Lindsay Lohan, Paul Giamatti, Ellen Burstyn and Evan Rachel Wood are among the all-star cast who will appear in Liz Garbus documentary Fragments, which is being handled by StudioCanal.

Lili Taylor, Zoe Saldana, David Strathairn, Jennifer Ehle, F Murray Abraham, Vanessa Shaw, MIchelle Monaghan and Gretchen Mol are also on board.

Giamatti will read as director George Cukor, F Murray Abraham will read as the actress's psychiatrist.

The cast will bring voice to an array of Marilyn related gathered from Arthur Miller estate, Truman Capote estate and beyond, including poems, letters and diary entries written by and about the icon.

Currently in production, the film is set for delivery by Aug. 5, 2012, the 50th anniversary of Monroe's death.

Bonnie Greenberg is music supervisor and Randy Edelman scores. Producer Stanley Butchal is also in talks with various pop stars to contribute to the film's elements.

Garbus said of the film: "We're working with amazing material. It will go to the heart of Marilyn and express some of the aspects of the woman which have not been touched on before. The actors will convey Marilyn's fears, anxieties, the men in her life, agents of both good and evil, and the context of the world she lived in. Marilyn was foregrounding her sexuality in a world that wasn't quite ready for that and her struggle is palpable in these texts. We also discover how hard she worked at her acting and her passion for the craft."

Producer Butchal added: "We thought one big name to read as Marilyn but wanted to celebrate her in a different way. The poems and letters opened up a very different Marilyn Monroe to the one we have seen before. She was very well read, for example, and far from the frivolous blonde she was sometimes made out to be. That is what was exciting to me. Not enough people have taken her seriously as a serious person. The film uncovers how insightful, poetic and interesting she was".

Butchal co-edited the archive book Fragments - a major source for the film - which sold 600,000 copies in 22 countries.

StudiCanal is shopping the film at the EFM.

Lindsay is still a popular girl!

Lindsay Lohan - 3,039,350 followers
Emma Watson - 2,286,393 followers
Zooey Deschanel 1,617,205 followers
Olivia Wilde - 491,872 followers
Emma Stone 241,338 followers

So haters, y'all can hate all you want, but she has more fans than haters.

So rad! SNL's cast and crew seemed to be the only people committed to support her when her career began to falter. True star quality is hard to find. Been a LL fan since The Parent Trap. The girl is a natural in front of the camera. It's more than obvious. She doesn't need to "make a comeback", she never went anywhere. She just needs to prove herself to the world again that she's a serious actress since all she ever lost was a bit of face. This shouldn't be too hard for her, after all, it comes naturally. That fact is plain as day. I think she's going to be the best thing in the Elizabeth Taylor (and possibly Gotti) movie.

4.37 Poor Emma Stone. Everyone still compares her to Lindsay, but she is NO Lindsay. She's a cheap knockoff, a cheap imitation here to fill the void until the real thing comes back to blow her out of the water. Lindsay has more talent in her pinky toe than all those Lindsay impersonators combined. Lindsay has not done anything significant in the last 4 years, but she's still a bigger star (with a bigger fan base) than all those fake-redheaded-Lindsay-wannabees.

America's Favorite Redhead LiLo + SNL + Good Sense Of Humor = Winner

Yeahhh I'll have to set my DVR for that

Lilovers support her through thick and thin. We always knew better days will come. I am soooooo happy this news made my day, I mean month, 100 times better. Just keep being YOU, Lindsay!!!!!!!

UMMMM. NOOOOOOO. THEY. ARE

N. O. T.

Coz she's a WHORE and CRIMINAL and she's ruined her looks and life w/ drugs, alcohol, assaults, shoplifting classes, court ordered therapy, court mandated toilet scrubbing at the morgue,, jailings, court dates and whatnot.

she's hot.this is really the only reason ill watch snl.i am no fan of snl,

^oops, forgot about the adulturing, whoring, lying.....

That coke bloated whore should just go away, she is PATHETIC, NASTY. The triple chins and duck lips, plastic face injections and crooked hooker wig is N O T a good look, too bad she is too wasted to notice or have enough class to tell. Does she OWN a full length mirror?

It's truly a sad state of affairs that people cheer on a known thief and unrepentant drug addict without a moral compass. They cheer on the bad people of the world.

This looks more like Lindsay Wagner than a 25 yr old girl. She is super Haggard and nasty looking, skin tone igross with that "hair" color it makes her look 50, so white trashy, that whole Lowhan bunch!

remember debbie downers 1st skit with lindsey lohan?? funny sh*t

Criminal whores suck

THIS SITE MUST CLOSE .
FOR ALL SITE LOS ANGELES HOLLYWOOD :

LINDSAY LOHAN IS. NOOOOOT A GOOD PERSON

Legend. Goddess. Muse. Icon. Actress. Singer. Model. Inspiration. Hero. Timeless.

She looks like a skanky bar whore

Can't freaking wait.

WHY BECOME A BAD IS THAT READ: NOT SO GOOD

Lindsay's best-selling Playboy issue was the beginning of her comeback. Same happened with Drew Barrymore and Kim Basinger. Their nude pictorials for Playboy were the beginning of their comeback. Basinger even said Playboy led to opportunities such as Barry Levinson's The Natural, co-starring Robert Redford, for which she earned a Golden Globe nomination. According to the Playboy honchos Lindsay's issue is the best-seliing issue EVAH.

Be sure to soak those choppers overnight before the show. Too bad the right people don't get rewarded in life who really deserve it.

Thanks to 3:58 and 5:24 (first) for giving us some facts.

Legendary Lindsay does not really need a comeback
because she has never been away. She's had several modeling jobs and
magazine covers in addition to 2 successful movies and several TV appearances
in the last 4 years.
She's also had endorsements and hosted many events. She keeps busy earning
more money in 1 minute than most of us earn in a year. People are so interested
in her that she is probably the most famous celebrity in the world.
Her SNL show may be the most watched ever.

Does anybody watch SNL nowadays? It hasn't been funny is decades.

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I'll make sure to watch it.

If Drew Barrymore, Robert Downey Jr and Britney Spears can do it, so can Lindsay!

I'm going to start posting more on x17 to fight back against all of the lindsay lohan haters. I made this comment on my twitter page Nicole @FREE_LL and now i am making it on here. You've been warned. Any negativity directed at lindsay lohan will be met with extreme hostility.

I don't want to miss it.Still love her
I'm so going to watch 'saturday night live'

The better question is: WHO isn't going to watch SNL?

Lindsay's SNL guest appearance will garner more viewers than the Super Bowl.

Lindsay, Nana needs her false teeth back, sweetheart.

Strange choice?? A drug addled lesbian with a theft conviction? Even worse she hasn't acted more than a few lines in 5 years. Might be my kind of train wreck.

All u haters r just jealous that Linds has had more di*k and pus*y than all u losers will c in a lifetime. Go Lindsey!!!!!

Is that show still airing?I thought it was cancelled already.Anyway,SNL is outdated and i stopped watching it years ago.With or without Lindsay Lohan there,i won't watch anyway.Her appearance there won't change my life.She's as irrelevant as SNL.A waste of time.There are better things to watch on tv...
A 60 year old Lindsay Lohan hosting a tv show as old as her old face...who cares.I don't.
Boring...zzzzzzzz

can't wait till march 3rd! bring it, lindz....show 'em whatcha got!

Can I watch it online, live?!

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE...

...WITH YOUR HOST LINDSAY FCUKING LOHAN!

S H O P L I F T E R !

career = DUNZO

SNL won't get her any high paying jobs.

How could she even work?
She has several civil lawsuits coming up in which she is the defendant.

It is highly unlikely that any of them will be thrown out, if that's what she is counting on.

eeeewwww every picture gets uglier what a skank

The only 'Lines' in Lohan's life over the past 5 years have been cocaine. This has all the makings of an Epic Fail! AND it's live, LOL. I can't wait!

Isn't she bing audited by the IRS? That alone is very bad news. They will go over her sh!t with a fine tooth comb - and they always find something.

If anything her boobs are worth watching and she's a pretty decent actress too. From what I remember she was pretty good on Snl.

Can't wait..Trainwreck Television.
Liar-Lo is a drug addled mess who can't be alone,needs a babysitter and can barely complete a sentence.
Courtney Love will be laughing at her.

If LL's U.S. playboy issue is the best-selling issue ever than I think SNL with LL as host will become the most-watched TV program in U.S. TV history. People are totally obsessed with her.

Everything Lindsay does, says, tweets, wears or eats is world news.

Is she still the most famous and talked-about actress?

Millions of people all around the world gather in front of their TV sets to watch Lindsay host SNL on March 3.

"4.37 Poor Emma Stone. Everyone still compares her to Lindsay, but she is NO Lindsay. She's a cheap knockoff, a cheap imitation here to fill the void until the real thing comes back to blow her out of the water. Lindsay has more talent in her pinky toe than all those Lindsay impersonators combined. Lindsay has not done anything significant in the last 4 years, but she's still a bigger star (with a bigger fan base) than all those fake-redheaded-Lindsay-wannabees."


leave it to the LOWends to believe the angle of an unimaginative writer,asking whether emma's success was because people were "missing" lindsay. so idiotic and,he was told so by the comments.
lindsay's career has been tanking since 2004,long before emma's rise.

"missing" her huh? what was stopping them from seeing the films she has made since 2004?

also how can anyone miss her, this attention wh*re never goes away and is constant tabloid fodder.

try paying attention to the articles that declare her unlikeable and unbankable,cause that is the real truth.

leave emma stone alone she doesn't deserve to brought up in connection with this unprofessional, narcissistic,a-hole trainwreck.

and save it you delusional LOWends about how emma is gonna be forgotten in the years to come,cause so is lindsay.
trainwrecks do have an expiration date.

save the "legend" "icon" bs in reality she's just another one time teen star who couldn't make the transition.
a typical flash in the pan.

hollywood ain't looking for her and other than you no one's missing her.

the "mother" of all lies is here.
be patient monster you'll be reunited with the 'father of all lies'...sure he's proud of his spawn.

and just let me remind you monster before you pass out,none of these imagined achievements of lindsay's are yours.
you are still a no talent, infamous nobody.

Wait.....who writes these posts? This is the only site with all the pro-vulgar Lindsay. Strange. However,seeing Lindsay host a show would be much better than that Nicole Richie.What is up with that fashion gig with Jessica S. and Nicole S. That looks awful. But seriously why is this the only dite that Lindsay's minions show up to and trash the english language with Lindsay is so popular statement filled with spelling errors? Is it the same person over nad over? Is SNL having her on to make a joke out of her like they do Sarah Palin?

This is a very smart business move for Lorne. The country loves to hate Lindsay. Even the most serious people I know , follow her hoping she OD's or kills her self. If she totally tanks it will make ratings gold.

Convicted shoplifter. people will never forget it.

Looks like Lindsay's lone fan has been busy today.

TRAINWRECK

Un-employable

Not all judges are lesbians.

Not all judges will give her a break.

Justice will catch up with her just like it did with OJ

SNL is STILL trending (# 6 Hot searches USA) on Google! Check Google Trends!

It's already creating so much buzz in the USA. Good for Lindsay!

Her mother is her lone fan writing here.

This is going to be funny and not in a good way for Herpes Hohan.

Adolf Hitler - 17,000,000 followers
Lindsay Lohan - 3,009,343 followers
Emma Watson - 2,258,628 followers
Zooey Deschanel 1,569,715 followers
Olivia Wilde - 488,475 followers
Emma Stone 238,346 followers

Pathetic loser who has to show her ass now to get any money coming in. Some 'actress'.

Oh man, Emma Stone was hilarious on SNL. I can't wait to see how Lindsay compares. Badly I predict.

9:27 That's because the entire country hates her. If she would OD the ratings/trends/rankings would be through the roof.

The cast are going to make fun of her and she is going to go along with it for a meager paycheck. This is to keep the IRS and bill collectors at bay for another couple weeks.

What are the odds of her having an anxiety attack and not actually show for the airing/taping? She will say she didn't want to degrade herself and that the PB and TR pics are art. She lives for this, more attention for the attention whore.

It must be really hard & lonely to spend half a weekend on a 3rd rate gossip/photo site defending a D-list celebrity and convict. :(

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Her sister can't go to school because too many people picked on her but Lindsay can stop by a show and make a fool out of herself and not feel the least bit embarassed. Do you think that she doesn't know people are laughing at her, not with her? When her drugs wear of she might feel kinda weird when she finds out what people really think of her. Her behavior is nothing to be proud of and only she has chosen to act like it never happened. The public is still revolted by her discusting last couple of years.

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What Lindsay really needs to do is take the rest of the year off to find herself and get her head (and body) straight. Untill she can prove to the world, and more importantly producers and their backers, she's nolonger a f*ck-up NOBODY is going to take her seriously.

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a clean slate

Please change your headline from, "Lindsay Lohan to host SNL" to "Jack White to play SNL". White is an actual contributor to society where as Lohan is simply celebrity refuse. Thanks.

Nothing will make her theft conviction go away.
Ever.

Maybe she can find a job cleaning toilets at the Kardashians house?

That would be her talent now after cleaning up gunk at the morgue.

my first thought on seeing this pic was holy f*** what happened to her face..that can't be good lol she looks like an old lady..uff..harsh

A little part in a documentary? What a joke. It won't pay for the bills or the lawyers.

What clean slate? Bitch has been in and out of jail multiple times. She does not deserve movie roles.

Desperate Lohans.

She will always be just a thug who does drugs and steals anything that's not nailed down. Thieves are losers and she is a fuking total LOSER!

She's so in tune and professional she might show up..

My aunt makes $85 an hour and she got paid $9670 last month just for working a few hours a day
online. All she did was get fortunate and apply the skills she saw here at LazyCash29.ＣOM

god bless you lindsay! i don't care what people say about you@! i'd still take you home to see my mother! we all love you in canada lindsay! xox

Leave it to a nutjob who admires a lowlife like Liar-Lo to claim successful actresses want to be a druggie,attention wh*ring has-been.

Hate to break it to ya crazy,your hero's the most unoriginal poser there is.
Marilyn Monroe much?
Talk about a wannabe!!!

And when was the last time she had red-hair genius?

If i was you i'd "wannabe" seeing a psychiatrist,figure out why i'm so obsessed with defending a criminal.

Negative comments about legendary Lindsay by some people.
Hate. Name calling. Anger. Dirty language. Lies. Jealousy. Poor grammar.

Positive comments about legendary Lindsay by some other people.
Love. Compassion. Truth. Understanding.

Which group are you in?

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I just checked and "SNL" is still a trending topic on Google Lol (nr. 17) People are so excited to Lindsay on SNL!

9.30 That makes no sense, hater! Haters don't google "SNL Lindsay Lohan." Only people who are interested in watching it will google it.

Lindsay Lohan may prove to be Hollywood's latest comeback kid!

She is a joke who only bounces around in little bit parts - if she can get them.

She looks like she's pushing 50.

No one wants you effing loser. Just go away.

She is a double chinned junkie and this is going to be comical.

12:35

I hate her and I google her once a week.

Have you LOWends looked up Barbara Payton yet ?
To see how your hero is going to end up if she doesn't get her life together?

This is a joke right lol

MARCH - 3 LILO'S RETURN TO SNL!

FROM SCREEN GODDESS TO COMEBACK QUEEN!

SHE WILL MAKE A TRIUMPHANT COMEBACK..

AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE WATCHING!

I hope they do a skit about her HERPES.

Don't count on it happening she might "lose" her passport again.
Even though she doesn't need it to go to NY,she's a bad liar and she's dumb.

In the last 4 years legendary Lindsay has released only 2 movies and no albums.
Yet she is still the most famous and admired woman in the universe.
She is the most photographed celebrity and the most written about.
People all over the world are fascinated with this gorgeous goddess.
No one can resist her magical charm and power and elegance.

What has she done to make herself look so damn OLD? Even her teeth look like old lady teeth - did she have the all capped or something? Her hair is fried and looks gray. Her eyes look dull and exhausted. What a mess!

@6:53 The only thing people are interested in is Lindsay OD'ing or doing lesbian porn. You're delusional. Seek help. Not counting the recent addition of Kim Kardashian she's the one person all Americans love to hate.

@6:53 The only thing people are interested in is Lindsay OD'ing or doing lesbian porn. You're delusional. Seek help. Not counting the recent addition of Kim Kardashian she's the one person all Americans love to hate.

I for one will be sitting right in front of my TV waiting for her return to the small screen. 3 March will become one of the best nights this year. So many people have waited for her comeback and now it's finally happening.

It will be amazing. LiLo may be the best guest host "Saturday Night Live" has ever had. She has that star quality.

Could Lindsay's presence be the spark to revive SNL to the comedic powerhouse it used to be?

They asked the same question when Lindsay agreed to do a shoot for Playboy. Could Lindsay's nude pictorial be the life-giving jolt Playboy needs for a comeback? Her Playboy issue broke sales records and it became the best selling Playboy issue ever.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!

I heard they wrote a skit where a fat married indian wearing a turban floats up on his flying carpet and asks how much. After striking a deal she hops on the back. As her breasts scrape along the ground she coughs and blows meth hots on the carpet and they crash into a stroller. When the cops come she says the black guy did it. Keenen appears and yells quackityquackwhore. Every points at LL and laughs. Fin

NOPE

She looks geriatric here! Her hair skin teeth are all grey, it's disturbingly gross and unnerving.

P?S? Convicted thieving WHORES that continue their drugging and their whoring do NOT get clean slates, no they don't.

Just like when the playboy issues sat on the stands UNSOLD, people will. NOT tune in to see drugged out whorehan on snl. Wanna bet she calls in sick due to losing her passport (too fuked up to notice she doesn't need one),hopefully she'll trip on her own puke, hit her head, and they'll have to call Emma Roberts, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, or any of the Hollywood starlets who are NOT a methed out cokewhore

I can't wait until March 3. She will be great.

snl with lohan....the show everyone will be watching....it will get huge ratings.......its just a fact that people can't take their eyes off of her.....it's just the way it is...i will watch for sure

Millions of people will watch legendary Lindsay on Saturday Night Live.
Millions more will record it and then watch it several times.
People are naturally drawn to her beauty and personality.
I don't know of anyone who can resist looking at this awesome angel.

come to the light

what a nasty SKANK NO ONE WILL WATCH!!!!!!!

what a nasty SKANK NO ONE WILL WATCH!!!!!!!

Yeah Lizay Lohan..You did it

Won't watch.

WILL watch her upcoming court cases though.

If it was about sh*t (that in fact she is always doing) I bet this would be already full of comments. Just noticed.

If it was about sh*t (that in fact she is always doing) I bet this would be already full of comments. Just noticed.

Wow Lauren Michaels. really you think her stupid ass can stay sober long enough to be made fun of.

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