Lindsay Lohan: I Know Who Killed Robbed Me!

riley giles!

probably someone she owes money to for whatever she's on

She knows who did it? She looked in the mirror. No wonder no heavy electronics were taken - they aren't as valuable and probably could find the stuff under all the trash. She doesn't have any friends, who is it then - if you know say it, probably can't though.

dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kleptohan!

Nothing was stolen, its just lost in her horrible weave...kinda like Captain Caveman LOL

That "old friend" was just taking back her stuff Linsanity stole from her! LMFAO

This skank continues to be completely worthless.

Of course she knows "who did it"......it was DADDY!! DADDY WHO NEEDS $$$$$$$ SO HE KNOCKED OFF HER PLACE AND FENCED HER "JEWELS". LINDSAY COLLECTS INSURANCE $$$$ SO ALL ARE HAPPY. DOESN'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST.

Harry Morton did it. He's pissed because he turned her gay and that makes him look like a spaghetti dick.

Tinkerbell, probably did it she likes shiny things.this picture is almost as good as the here,s ure shoes now what one.

She is now coming with her own reasoning to "cover-up" the real criminal. What insight, she is so smart, maybe for a role on CSI:LA - NOT! She is an idiot and very stupid mentally. It is very obvious what she is attempting to do both with her situation with the LAPD and the press. I know who did it now...ok then who did it, call the police, and let them find your previously stolen items. The poplice insurance fraud team should be jumping on this crap.

I get a real chuckle out of this. Big Hollywood superstar Lindsay Lohan, living the life of a trailer park queen.

I really think the girl has a mental problem. My gosh, this whole thing was so obvious to begin with, and now she comes out with this. Grow up Lindsay, I think we already know the truth. Anybody that would steal a fur coat and then wear it in public, will stop at nothing to get what she wants.

One of her fellow junkies was probably responsible for the robbery.

Danny was spotted by the security cameras

Lindsay Sucks. Dina Sucks. Ali Sucks.

she probably had it stolen for the insurance money for her crack or if it really was stolen and not for insurance money it was probably her crack dealers shes been avoiding....girl looks like hell between the nasty lips and the lines on her forehead she just needs to lay low for a longgg time

11;15 is right, don't forget the jewelry too - not the stuff from her house.

11;15 is right, don't forget the jewelry too - not the stuff from her house.

The safe in question was actually misplaced by Lindsay. Someone found it but before they hand it back over, they requested that she prove she owned the jewels inside. She could not. The rest is history...

with friends like these...

,,,,problem is Lilo doesn't seem to get that she has no real friends. She does have:

paid (poorly)employees

hanger-ons

a retarded sister/aunt

criminal parents

a lesbian GF who humiliates her on a regular basis

obsessive fans who cream their pants everytime she puts on hooker shoes


The rest of us, ordinary folks and all those in the entertainment industry see her as a mildly amusing trainwreck quickly running out of steam and becoming just sad.

Lilo's schedule on return to L.A.:

First, a shopping trip, then booty call to Sam, then sitting around tweeting to losers on Twitter....

So, her latest tweet to fans-at-large:

"i'm sorry i haven't been on in a bit... my life has been kind of a freak show considering my house was broken into while i spent a week in nyc shopping and clubbing while i was dressed as a cheap, white-trash ho, and i feel really empty cuz some of my clothes and shoes were taken away from me....it really makes me wanna do lots more shopping, and well, obviously hit the crack pipe a bit more :("


....and her movie role job is.....??

They have video now, 1 white boy and 2 white girls. They are probably her club "friends" who she begged to rob her house.

BALDING, SMELLY, COARSE-MOUTHED LL--JUST THE KIND OF LESBO-SLAVE SAM LOVES!!!!!!!

From the video footage TMZ posted that the police released it looks like Lindsay herself was one of the robbers. She's probably trying to get the insurance money.

Can'tell if 12:28 is a hater or lover, but Sam has always been upfront about being into "rough" lesbos.

Lilo has tried to be the kind of lesbian girlfriend Sam will want to stay with. At least she is working on that,

The Chicago Sun-Times says that some of those things that "meant a lot" to her include "very incriminating videos and photos."

A source added that Blohan will be all sorts of embarrassed if any of it got out.

WHY THE F*CK WHY?! We've already seen Blohan's carniceria in all its gory, so there's not much else that can embarrass her more.

On second thought, maybe they stole the director's cut of Labor Pains. If that's the case, then I'm scared too.

Blohan's got some serious face/neck bloat (and I'm not even talking about her lips).

Plus, she always looks dirty...do crack pipes give off soot?

off-topic but:

do Lohan's inflated lips help her eat vag better?

Just askin'.

you know, all her problems would go away if she would not insist on living day after day....

"included some very incriminating videos and photos"

Might not be a sex tape but vids of her:

arranging dog fights?

hitting disabled people?

or, "I Know Who Killed Me" ?

This b*tch puts the pube back in publicity, I'll tell ya.

Intentional or not, this is the entry to the next level of her Hell that we all have been warming our hands over for for quite some time now, no?

Long live the infernal Hohan tape!

Yeah, I'l love to see those Nat-Geo tits hanging low like a couple of zucchinis while Sammy hammers away from behind with a strap-on...

*burp*...ugh, I think I just tasted a little of my own vomit.

Well, I see the no life haters who troll this site day and night to say the same inanities are at it again.

Firstly, idiots this can't be an insurance scam by LILO BECAUSE ALARM WAS OFF= no payment.

2nd as other sites have reported, vids legal documents which are "embarrassing" to linds were taken. Not likely to be her either because this is sure to cause serious trouble with Sam if a sex tape is involved especially one between LILO ANDD AN EX.

btw, DONT SEE sAM DOING ANYTHING AS ADVENTUROUS AS A SEX TAPE. All lilo's fans should brace themselves for the onslought to come if the worst materialises- a sex tape.

I hope LILO stays strong- she's not the first celeb to have a sex tape stolen and posted online and from the look of things she wont be the last!

#1 How can they call it a break-in if from the TMZ video, it only looks like they are TRYING to enter the house? Where is the rest of the footage? #2 One of the females has her hood on the entire time and has her backed turned to the camera the whole time. The dude had just a hat on and the other girl took her hood off for a while. Why is the other one so careful not to have her face turned towards the direction of the camera? It would seem like ske knew it was there. If she knew, then the other two would as well and would be just as careful to not be seen as the chick with the hood on did the entire time! It shows what ppl think of her that I would not be surprised if that chick was Lindsay herself. Horrible to say but Lindsay has not proved herself, to the public at large, to be an honest person.

Agreed 1:25 and 1:18 you always are so adamant about making the same point it is funny. Did she turn off the alarm or was it not functioning, no fault of her own. Knowing this con, thief and liar, and her clan, she will probably sue the alarm company. The entire thing is so fishy, though I thought she was out of town (I think she was involved somehow), did she have time to fly back/forth?

Bald han had something to do with it Big time. Why did she call her father?? Two weekends ago she was pissed that he wanted to talk to he out in the Hamptons.Hes the first call not cops mikey calls every gossip site while before cops even get there mummy is calling every magazine

things that make you go hummmmmm ???

Your right, why would she wait for a couple of hrs. then call her dad before the police. She must have noticed the mess in the house - probably already a pig sty with her smelly leggings everywhere. I read about the recent trouble about her tanning crap,I mean cream, she will need the cash more than ever to hire some legal advice.

Shes got sex tapes of her and her father that mummy took of them when she was younger if that gets out wow they will love the public humilation they thrive on..

Ali & Lindsay have talent,wealth and beauty.
Morons can't stand them.

Whatever was taken will probably be on the internet soon. The world has already seen her flash the firecrotch already

Aunt Ali & Lindsay have ho tricks,attention addiction and shop-worn faces.
Morons can't get enough of them.

Sorry to disappoint the morons but there in NO sex tape or photos. This is just a blatant implication from the gutter press and others have followed in their footsteps. No insurance scam, the alarm was turned off! The only serious problem here is the incompentence of the LAPD. The same people robbed Audrina and on both occasions the cops had video evidence which clearly shows the same thieves.

You sickos need to be hospitalised ASAP!
If any of you haters were capable of rational thought ,readig you would note from TMZ whose source is LAPD, THAT there is video of the same burglars breaking into Audrina Patridge's house in Feb. Both vids are posted on TMZ.

The police are currently enlisting the public's help in identifying the perps of both burglaries.

Despite all attempts by self hating morons to mock LILO they are the ones who look like total asses.

Stay strong LILO!!!

The sicko losers are especially angry that 15 year-old Ali
has more talent and money than they can ever hope for.

3:09. She is a retard. No talent and now she is not even receiving an education

Sammy boy is a huge time tw@At. She advertises everything on her Twitter including her sister's ugly clothes and friend's Mom's homemade ghetto dogdoo cakes but not Lindsay's movies, leggings, or sevinyne. What a bytch! Fcuk you Sam - you are a selfish ungrateful kunt. I hope Lilo bites your clitpeen off.

Electronics in this instance being a large collection of Dildos mounted on drills, jigsaws, power hammers, and a shipping box of the loose/oversized industrial fake peens. It was simply too much for the thieves to take without a forklift and moving truck.

3:02 - Are you saying she robbed Audrina as well as her own house? Oh my god, she does have a problem stealing from people. Actually, she did, mink/jewels, even before Audrina's and her own house. Maybe she should be called catburglar - only when the alarm is off.

Boy, the couple of paid BloHo 'fans' are getting really pissed off over the true comments that they don't want to hear about! True things like how she is a thief, drunk driver, drug addict, and deserved to have someone else steal her shit instead of her stealing it!

I have no sympathy for lindsay lohan. She is responsible for all of the chaos that she has created in her life which has led to her being arrested and going to rehab. Enough is enough with her constantly playing the role of a victim when she is usually the perpetrator of a crime. She deserved what happened to her because she is a thief and a bitch. Everything that is occurring to her does not shock me at all because she has chosen to surround herself with lowlifes like samantha ronson. At what point is she going to ask herself was sam worth throwing away your career and having to endure all of the publicly humiliating situations that she has had to go through? Why does someone who considers herself to be a movie star allow a dj to put her in her place time after time after time and lead her around like a dog on a leash? The only thing that is surprising about this whole incident is that she has not blamed a black guy for the robbery, but when the police report comes out perhaps it will be revealed that she did in fact do that. Beware of lindsay playing the victim card because she is an actress who has the ability to manipulate people to get what she wants.

Agree fully with3:23 but only partially with 4:01 (re Sam).
Things will turn around (career-wise ) for Linds when she stops imagining herself afaumosexual in general and in love with Sam in particular.

Sam is a very poor representation of a human being, friend lover. I am surprised that GLAAD haven't expelled her from their membership.She is the reason why many parents warn their daughters about becoming gay.

Linds is currently in an abusive (emotional and psychological) relationship with Sam and needs to get out ASAP in order to salvage her life and career.

4:27 - I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but her career is over. Never had talent, a string of bombs, then all the stuff off screen. Look at her movies, the only one that grossed over $50 mill. she was a supporting cast member a decade ago. The DJ has nothing to do with it, it's all on her freckled pasty ass butt.

What a detective. Did she figure out the electronic part by herself. She is sooooooooo stupid

It was Samantha Ronson; she stole the jewels for cocaine. She's not an actress, she's a cheap DJ and a skank on drugs.

The "boy" looks like Sam...and being the lowlife Sam is...I guess theft isn't above her. As far as Lindsay goes....at least she's not an over priced whore like Paris!

What a sad, bloated, balding mess she has become.

And her man-hands don't help.