Lindsay Lohan Emerges From Hiding In See-Through Shirt For Some Shopping With Kim K

It is so gross that Ray J pooped on Kim's stomach and then pissed on her face. All while she was cumming.

It is so gross that Ray J pooped on Kim's stomach and then pissed on her face. All while she was cumming.

It is so gross that Ray J pooped on Kim's stomach and then pissed on her face. All while she was cumming.

It is so gross that Ray J pooped on Kim's stomach and then pissed on her face. All while she was cumming.

It is so gross that Ray J pooped on Kim's stomach and then pissed on her face. All while she was cumming.

It is so gross that Ray J pooped on Kim's stomach and then pissed on her face. All while she was cumming.

Ewww! Yuk!

How many necklaces did the notorious shoplifter snatch this time?

All that's left for her is p0rn.

2 clowns who's only talent is getting naked and doing porn for the cameras. Not sure why the paps waste there cameras and time on this trailer trash.

2012 IS GOING TO BE A VERY BAD YEAR FOR LINDSAY LOHAN

oh geez- is that Lindsay's new boyfriend? I love that he carrys a hand bag too.

I knew she couldn't go a few weeks without getting attention for something. Is that her new gay bff now?

Stinky Granny

I bet Sam sucked on those nips a million times.

She also got another parking ticket...See Celebrity-Gossip net

Granny tits

freckly corn hole

S H O P L I F T E R !

Nasty droopy boobs hanging down to her feet.

Did Vikram pay for her stuff or was it another five finger discount?

Baldy Lohan

Her lips are about to explode, what a NASTY SKANK she knows she'll be photographed so she lets her saggy droopy tits show, what a PATHETIC attention WHORE, hate this bitch, hate her triple chins, plastic face injections, puffy coke bloated face, she is a disgusting PIG

Vikramm is a married man!

His family must be so embarrassed over his bad taste.

Why is her face so fat?

A washed up hasbeen.

Trying to claw her way back into Hollywood just isn't working.

well of course. miley got attention two days in a row for a see through shirt,of course this pathetic desperate attention wh*re saw that. anyone who believes this trainwreck is going to lay low is kidding themselves. not only is she as see through as her top,she's so obvious.
mommy and daddy issues,until she addresses them it's gonna always be "look at me" "look at me" !

Check out those puffer fish lips, hahaha...

Lindsay wearing sunglasses at night, what's her trip?

she gets fuglier by the day.

she got TWO tickets while shopping there.

Herpes Baldhan

She looks flawless and 2012 can be the year she finally puts everything behind her.
LOVE HER

Gross POS

These appearances are staged to keep her in the news. They know the public will react to seeing her near a jewelry store.

Wow Lindsay looks great keep up the good work

I love Lindsay at least she had the guts to come out and say she was in love you that user Sam Ronson. Ronson;s new girl Erin Foster is still hiding in the closet doing post for being single and dating men. Im so happy Linds is away from those creeps

yeah right no pictures of Kim K who wrote this story.btw LL is one beautiful woman

It's been said before,as soon as she accepts she's no different than a "reality" star who constantly makes a fool of themselves all to be noticed,the better off she'll be.
She's not a serious actress,she certainly isn't a Star, i mean she hasn't had a hit since 2004. Just admit it's all about the attention for ya and, drop the pretense you're trying to get your acting career back on track.
You're tabloid fodder and a trainwreck,that's what you are all about. Accept it and just continue on with more of these desperate displays.

Lesbos are demented and disgusting. The world would be a much better place without Homos.

3 millions followers and going strong on twitter. In the meantime her ex Rancid is begging people to follower her and buy her record .Lilo is taking one day at a time good for her

Lesbot Freak!

oh the small group of haters are out in full force.whats the matter you are upset she is doing so good???

Meh.....


PLASTIC LIPS


PLASTIC FACE


PLASTIC HAIR


everytging about this girl is CHEAP AND TACKY what gutter trash the whole WHOREHAN family is, Lindsay looks like a saggy titted HAG




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THIS FAT PUFFY FACED

W H OOOOOOOOOOO R E

everything about her is super fug




nastynastycriminalskank

she can't even close her mouth, the gaping dumb open mouth look just makes her look retarted or "special" as in not all there, but then again, she'd have to be just plain STUPID to have thrown away all the chances she was handed, and still be a fuking criminal addict, but at least she is out of work, and will remain so, as she is a pariah in Hollywood, she WILL get what is coming to her, the minute she od's

SHOPLIFTER

the black guy did it

the jewelry store did it

The only reason SaMantha Ronson is so called famous is because gossip sites bring Lindsay Lohan's name up everytime they talk about her. I wish they would stop because Ronson is still riding on LL coat tails. Every article you read about Ronson he say's ex of Lindsay Lohan. F@CK Ronson she is a no talent little boy who uses people. whay dont they write gf of Erin Foster,David's daughter.

@1:57
AGREED
She is nothing without Lindsay and Lindsay is much better out without her.

She is progressing so much and March 29th will be awesome.

the paps pushed me

that is not my cocaine in the not my pants that I am wearing

i was not even in that jewelry store

oh wait, i was there, but my assistant forgot to "return" the necklace I "borrowed" without the jewelry store's knowledge

i was there, but the manager saw me steal the necklace, therefore, it wasn't stealing

that lying bitch Dawn Holland did it, it was her fault I snuck out of rehab, got drunk, scaled a wall to sneak back in to rehab, refused to take a breathalizer upon my obvious drunk return, and it was certainly her fault that i then ASSAULTED HER

the judges are OUT TO GET ME

i saved 40 indian kids today just by farting

parking in handicapped spaces is just how i roll bitches

laws do not apply to me and my family

i takes whatever the fuk i wants. photo shoot clothes and jewelry, they are mine, and if you dont give em to me i will 1)steal it 2) shit and piss on it so it's ruined when you wont let me have it 3) say you gave it to me 4) "forget" to return it on purpose

wait, you mean court mandated shoplifting classes and court ordered toilet scrubbing at the morgue DO NOT EQUAL "HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS"???????????

i inject myself with plastic because i am ugly and think that looking puffy and unnatural look pretty, because I am an insecure spoiled brat who never was taught the difference between right and WRONG, pretty and HAGGARD, lies and the TRUTH, adoration and HATE, classy and KLASSY, elegant and TACKY, elegant and WHORELIKE

i fuk married men for drug $$

^^^WORRRD

i'd rather bang my dog, and he isnt even that cute AND has bad breath , but he is way hotter than this crusty dirty whore

@2:11
On the afternoon of July 6th 2010 at the Beverly Hills courthouse a harsh, excessive and unjust sentence was imposed for a technical misdemeanor probation violation.
Lindsay had until July 15th to complete her program and she did!

LIAR




CUTTER




ALCOHOLIC




WHORE




PARIAH




OUT OF WORK


FLASHES TWAT FOR $


HOOKER WEAVE


ROTTING METH TEETH


hatethisnastyskanksosososomuch

does coke with her mom

my dialeted pupils are NOT MY FAULT

Gee, going somewhere knowing you'll be photographed wearing see through clothing, what an ATTENTION WHORE

Looking like the fat cheap tacky coke bloated whore that she is, EEWWW

WHORE MEET PEE WHORE=FUCKING TRASH

KIM K, SUPERSTAR

I am 31 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., were are all bought from a plastic surgeon. I use to idolized Paris Hilton and I would hang on her like a koala bear all the time just to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris, so I put out a SEX TAPE just because she did. Until 2007 I use to do cocaine with her. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in some ways is a bigger whore than me), fcuked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porno with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows exactly what happened. I screwed him over and refused to pay him after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman, both inside and out.

My ex husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE azz into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashian’s, call each other dolls. And I alone have tainted the Pussycat Dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. If you read the fine print you’ll see I keep 90% of the proceeds from my charity auction. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fcuk over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids, with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. Neither my sisters nor I know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But we call ourselves fashion designers. Much of the current clothing line is being made by underage Chinese children. I pay them a dollar a day to work an 18-hour shift in one of my sweatshops. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.

For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

I have never been single because I am too scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say. I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fcuked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fcuk anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!


I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar

@2:25
ALCOHOLIC ?!?

She is 25 and alcohol is a LEGAL substance. Even although she has been in rehab 5 times, 4 out of the 5 time was as a consequence of her legal issues.

She hasn't tested positve for any illegal substances since September 9t 2010

Llinocent, QUIT MAKING EXCUSES FOR THIS ENTITLED BITCH, she is a REPEAT CRIMINAL, she does not and can not follow the law. She is as LGUILTY as OJ Simpson.

LGUILTY4EVA

Been to renal 5 times before age 25 and you see no problem? Still making excuses? Have fun burning in he'll together DUIna with your whorechild

she has mad SWAG!

PEEK-A-BOOBS! Lohan's boobs are the best 'in the history of boobs'

New Dirtcom Poll Shocks Hollywood Elite. Lindsay Lohan's Career Not Over Yet.

New Online Poll Shows People Would Rather Have Lunch With Lindsay Lohan Than Kim Kardashian. PEOPLE STILL IN LOVE WITH LOHAN WHICH MEANS TICKET SALES TO HOLLYWOOD EXECS.

LA California (PRWEB) November 23, 2011

Who would you rather have lunch with? Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian. That was the question posed to Dirt readers, and the results are very surprising. New polling data released today from Dirt show that 70% more people would rather have lunch with Lindsay Lohan than Kim Kardashian, and the results have started Hollywood scrambling. Hollywood insiders are buzzing about the poll as it shows a glimmer of light for Lohan's career. Hollywood Executives have taken note that people who love celebrities still love Lohan.This is shocking to many of Hollywood's heavy hitters as Kim Kardashian has dominated the tabloids in the past three months. One of Hollywood's Elite said, "This will make Producers and Directors everywhere take another look at casting Lohan for their next movie". Shari Rock, spokesperson at Dirt says, "Many people have predicted that Lohan's career was over due to her well-documented problems with law enforcement and self-abuse. Rock says, "Not so fast! OUR POLL INDICATES THAT REGULAR PEOPLE ARE STILL ENAMORED WITH LINDSAY. People are very forgiving, and the ongoing love affair with The Lindsay Lohan Factor is certainly continuing". Rock says, "With all the huge publicity that Kim Kardashian has been getting lately, this poll has surprised everyone in Hollywood. THE PEOPLE AT DIRT PREDICT THAT LINDSAY WILL GET HER LIFE BACK ON TRACK AND BECOME ONE OF HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST TURNAROUND SUCCESS STORIES IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS." Rock continues, "We believe the reason why people would want to have lunch with Lohan by a wide margin over Kim Kardashian is not only due to their fascination with bad girl stars, but she has talent as well. We believe that if you look at Lindsay's and Kim's accomplishments to date, Lohan simply blows Kardashian out of the water. At the end of the day, people appreciate real talent." Lohan has appeared in 17 films in her career, with the most recent being 'Underground Comedy' in 2012. Kardashian, a socialite. television actress, and model is best known for her E Reality TV show and 72 days of marriage to Kris Humphries. About Dirt. Dirt is rapidly becoming a leading worldwide entertainment media brand.

LLINOCENT=LIAR


LILO=WHORE


ENABLERS=SUCK

BetterbuyablackdressDUIna

Source: Huffingtonpost - Twitter MVPs: Pop Princesses Top Klout's 'Most Influential Actresses' list.

Klout may tell us who gets followers to do things, but there is another social media measurement that tells us who directly gets us to buy things. We had the floks over at Ad.ly, the company that pays celebrities to tweet on behalf of brands, compile a second list of their paid Tweeters to help us figure out who is influential when it comes to getting consumers to click on things online.

Who is Ad.ly's biggest actress influencer? This one's a shocker.
Lindsay Lohan.

Her branded tweets are clicked on 3.5 times more than the average celebrity in the Ad.ly network.

"while we don't disclose specifically whta that Ad.ly celebrity average is, it is in the thousands. Lindsay is up there in the Mt. Rushmore of actresses on Twitter," Ad.ly VP of Marketing Krista Thomas told the Huffington Post.

Lohan might not be able to sell a movie too easily these days, but she can get you buys things she is paid to plug on Twitter.

Other top Ad.ly celebs? they might surprise you.
Though she's been off the radar for awhile, Eliza Dushku's tweets are clicked on 2.6 times the average and former 90210 star Tori Spelling's tweets are clicked 2.5 times the average. add the Kardashinas into this mix and they are clicked on 3.4, 3.3 and 2.4 (Kim, Kourtney and Khloe, respectively) times the average Ad.ly celebrity.

THE POWER OF LINDSAY LOHAN! Yes, "she can get you buy things," like Playboy. The fact that Lindsay's Playboy mag is breaking sales records proves that "Lindsay still sells." Things are looking up and there will come a time that "everything she touched turns to gold again."

First she flashes her vag for cash, now flashes her lopsided tit implants for shock value/ attention, YAWN. No one no one bought her playboy issue = NOT INTERESTED

I'm not sure why loser 11:59 and other nobodies waste their time and small minds
reading about legendary Lindsay. I guess the only way they can get attention is by following and stalking this world famous superstar. They just can't resist her beauty.

Rehab FIVE times and the enabler still can't figure out there's a "problem" what a stupid stupid bitch

i'd rather see lohan in a see-trhough shirt than miley cyrus

It's not Kim k who's the whore, it is LINDSAY LOHAN, she is an ACTUAL WHORE, fuming anyone for drug $$$ but the enablers don't see a problem with that

BRING BACK THE PICS OF LINDSAY LOHAN SHOOTING UP. HEROIN those are nice

She looks fab.

Ol' sticky fingers out for another jewel run to pay for her nose habit. She's definitely got that albino baboon with an infect ass walking backwards look down. She also should consider wearing two fanny packs backwards for some sort of support bra.

At least muleta tits are REAL , I'd rather see small real tits than the lopsided implants Lohan got ( how young was she when mom made her get those?) more coke money for dina

2:55 Me too. Miley is a LL wannabe.

her and kim set up a hook up there is nothing more that lohan wants it to spread kim k. huge a** cheeks and like her a**hole, kim in return would like an estrogen golden shower, hope they film if for the reality series

Lindsay is hot, haters are not.
Lindsay is cute, haters are rude.
Lindsay is delicious, haters are vicious.
Lindsay is strong, haters are wrong.
Lindsay is attractive, haters are obsessive.
Lindsay is yum, haters are scum.
Lindsay is beautiful, haters are pitiful.
Lindsay is topless, haters are jobless.
Lindsay is glad, haters are sad.
Lindsay is eccentric, haters are barbaric.
Lindsay is awesome, haters are irksome.
Lindsay is fascinating, haters are irritating.
Lindsay is happy, haters are crappy.
Lindsay is wealthy, haters are filthy.
Lindsay is lucky, haters are yucky.

Would you rather be the famous Lindsay Lohan or one of those anonymous haters?

Lindsay is talented, haters are demented.
Lindsay is caring, haters are boring.
Lindsay is lovely, haters are grumpy.
Lindsay is relevant, haters are unintelligent.
Lindsay is brilliant, haters are ignorant.
Lindsay is clever, haters are whatever.
Lindsay is serious, haters are dangerous.
Lindsay is winning, haters are entertaining.
Lindsay is protective, haters are aggressive.
Lindsay is modest, haters are dishonest.
Lindsay is pure, haters are insecure.
Lindsay is truthful, haters are awful.
Lindsay us a queen, haters are mean.
Lindsay is a star, haters are vulgar.
Lindsay is a goddess, haters are douches.
Lindsay is a princess, haters are useless.
Lindsay is a hottie, haters are snotty.

So, if you had to choose, would you rather be Lindsay or one of those snotty, insecure haters?

Most women wear bras when they wear see thru clothing, I guess whores are different

Most people don't also rob jewelry stores

Fat face retard

Lindsay is braless, but her haters are brainless.

Would you rather be braless or brainless?

Hi I'm LL's one enabler, I write 5th grade poems, and because I say it it's true. I am stupid, I make excuses for a criminal, and I am responsible for pushing my whorechild down a slippery slope, she will die soon thanks to me

DARE TO BE BRALESS
DARE TO BE BRALESS
DARE TO BE BRALESS
DARE TO BE BRALESS

HATER = FLAMBAITER

HATER = FLAMEBAITER

LILOVERS LOVE LILO TO DEATH. SHE'S IRREPLACEABLE

Leave her alone haters! What did she do to u?!

Not only does she steal from businesses and strangers, but she even stole from the few friends she once had. Only a complete scumbag steals from friends.

Hottie /snotty? Wow, you ARE SO SMART, I am SO IMPRESSED

Why is she wearing sunglasses when it's dark out?

MULTIPLE STD's for this whore

Talented Actress LL + Business Woman KK + Long Friendship = Winner

Herpes Whore

She is. Lying bitch who blames all of her own behavior on other or lies about it. PEOPLE HATE LIARS, that is what "she did to us" and thatis why she is more hated than Casey Anthony and Charles manson and OJ simpson

3:08/2 because she's a movie star.

3:00

Haters who keep searching for Lohan stories and/or pix disgust me.

They are:

a - Confused admirers.
b - Dumbasses who dedicate their lives to the girl they hate with a passion.

Sad. Sad. Sad.

Please put them on an involuntary psychiatric hold (5150)

DARE TO HAVE INTEGRITY

DARE TO HAVE CLASS

DARE TO FOLLOW THE LAW

Lindsay is a lovable person.

The hater is NOT a good person.

3:08 COZ SHE IS ON DRUGS

E V E R Y B O D Y . L O V E S . L O H A N !

DARE TO HAVE INTEGRITY

DARE TO HAVE CLASS

DARE TO FOLLOW THE LAW

DARE TO HAVE INTEGRITY

DARE TO HAVE CLASS

DARE TO FOLLOW THE LAW

Lindsay Lohan is laughing at the haters wasting their time hating on her. Laughing at their faces. She will always have the last laugh with these haters -- when she's counting all her money. It makes her laugh how they think words will hurt her -- or her career. Some mad girls think she cares what they say or think. Please, your sh*t don't affect her in any way. Hey haters, before you hate on her take a good look at you -- Don't you have something better to do? Oh wait, haters don't understand, ignorance and jealousy go hand in hand. And you know you're the sh*t when people you don't even know hate you. Haters wasting their own lives -- Aye, it's actually quite sad. I totally agree with 3.12, they're either a. or b. and they sure need help.

DARE TO HAVE INTEGRITY

DARE TO HAVE CLASS

DARE TO FOLLOW THE LAW

DARE TO HAVE INTEGRITY

DARE TO HAVE CLASS

DARE TO FOLLOW THE LAW

DARE TO HAVE INTEGRITY

DARE TO HAVE CLASS

DARE TO FOLLOW THE LAW

DARE TO HAVE INTEGRITY

DARE TO HAVE CLASS

DARE TO FOLLOW THE LAW

3:08 COZ SHE IS ON DRUGS

So i wanna clear up something. WHY do you come here, comment and look through Lindsay's pictures and THEN say that you hate her and you don't care about her?! Well OBVIOUSLY YOU DO CARE ABOUT HER!! Why are you even here haters?! Ugh you disgust me guys..seriosly!

The enablers are just waiting for her to die, that is why mommie keeps LL high and drunk, because she will earn more $$ when LL is dead, she'll be pimping out Lindsay baby pictures, death photos, old clothes ( that's already happened)...

Hahahaha are Americans still talking about her boobs?

I can't believe why LL's nipples or LL not wearing a bra is such a big deal in America. People, it's not 1953 anymore. BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay shows her boobs AGAIN! OMG, is that even legal? How do we survive? Even serious outlets like Fox are talking about her breasts? LOL only in America. I'm sorry, but America has such conservative attitudes about nudity and sexuality lmao. Remember nipplegate? OMG did we see Janet's nipple? Nooo! Janet's breast was exposed for about half a second, in what was referred to as a "wardrobe malfunction". It led to a widespread debate on perceived indecency in broadcasting. A lot of Americans saw the halftime show as a sign of "decreasing morality" in the national culture. The outcry at the incident has been ridiculed abroad. Have those men that write for these sites never seen a breasts before or what? They even write "most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction" while embarrassing themselves, but whatever. I'm so glad free-spirited people like LL live there. And all those free-spirited people like Gaga, Lohan and Madonna have European (Italian) roots. Now they have something to talk about. And please Fox news, write another story about her boobs and ask bra experts for advise again. And oh thanks for making us giggle. Lindsay, keep doing what you doing and thanks for the "shock-effect" on a daily basis. Teehee!

Wtf happened to her face, too much. Coke and alcohol for this addict

she can sit on my face anyday

I think ray j took a shit in lilos face

You'd have to be completely morally bankrupt to work so hard to defend this piece of shit loser!

Yeah she's got big juicy boobs but she has big talent to go with it!

she single ? wanna go on a date,linds ?

Well when theres pictures of a fat bloated coke whore, people are allowed to be repulsed, tell that skank to wear a bra, stay at home, and quit robbing jewelry stores, then there'd be nothing to talk about

SHE HAS CLASS

SHE HAS INTEGRITY

SHE FOLLOWS THE LAW NOWADAYS

AND SHE GOES BRALESS

UGLY ON THE INSIDE AND ON TNE OUTSIDE

3:19 I'm American, but agree with what you said.

She's got delicious milk cans and she's not afraid to show 'em. Good for her.

3:23 Date her and start making advantage of those nice boobs she has Lol.

prostitute for turban wearers

All agreed,lindsay is a useless piece of shit WHORE BITCH, it's unanimous!

Melanie Griffith looks good here

Yes it's true MOST PEOPLE hate Lindsay Lohan

California needs to fix their prison problem and build more prisons so criminals like this ho can be accommodated.

fekking hot.

fekking bald.

NOPE people who have integrity don't lie, steal, assault, blame others...that's not how life works

"move that orange cone BITCH I"m Lindsay Lohan"

3:31(1) Hi hater! Never tired of being wrong?

Source: Newswire Amplicate (The resource for what the online world is loving and hating)
The world still loves Lindsay Lohan. Aug. 3, 2011

NEW YORK -- Lindsay Lohan rose to fame as a child movie star and has by the time she left her teenage years behind her, already was considered a rising Hollywood starlet and was a chart top singer. However in recent years, the once adored actress has become more known for her hard partying ways, family drama and regular appearances in front of courtroom judges. The young actress's habits have even gotten in the way of her career, as many directors have stated that they don't wish to work with her because she is a perfect picture of impossible princess.
Career in the gutter or not, the public has never lost interest in Lindsay and she has somehow managed to stay in the media despite not really working. Even more that, Amplicate data shows that 93% OF SOCIAL MEDIA USERS LOVE LINDSAY LOHAN. Amplicate collected OVER 7000 POSITIVE OPINIONS about the actress, but what is interesting to see is that the number of positive opinions spiked in the last few months when all Lindsay was in the media for was court dates and house arrests.
According to Amplicate, fans love Lindsay Lohan because of her talent and looks. Some love her in specific roles she did and others prefer her as a model or a singer. However hardly anybody among her fans or haters seems to mind her drug abusive and partying ways. All that positive feedback from facebook, Twitter and Amplicate users puts Lindsay on the ninth place of Top Singer-Actress Chart.
Somebody once said that nobody in Hollywood has a clue why some things work and others don't, and perhaps the unyielding public spotlight and support Lindsay Lohan is getting even though she hasn't been doing anything truly spotlight worthy, can be explained with that. However, if the recent tragic passing of Amy Winehouse should teach the world anything, it should be that drug abuse is no less harmful when done in front of a big audience, so let's hope that Lindsay's drug and alcohol story has a happier epilogue.

(Ignore the 50 haters posting here on sites like TMZ and Radar all the time. Those haters think the majority agrees with them, but facts show that most people love Lindsay)

Have a nice rack like Lohan? Show them off!

3.35
hater 3.31 thinks 93% of all social media users are fools.
LMAO major flop.

@ Lindsay has 4 NON VIOLENT MISDEMEANORS.
Misdemeanors can get you a maximum of 1 year in jail . Non violent misdemeanors are considered low level crimes and the least serious.

Even non violent FELONS if sentenced to prison(only a few non violent felonies mean prison now due to AB 109 and AB 117) are being paroled after 50% and get triple time credit for however long they spent in jail.
The non violent felons who aren't sent to prison just serve 50% of their jail sentence and that is it.

gawker. com/5859677/to-be-successful-again-lindsay-lohan-must-die

double chin and saggers are trending now

LL's hotness factor is 9. With red hair it would be a 10.

Love her outfit and Lilo shows that a great fitting pair of jeans can be a curvy's girl's best friend. That may say that diamonds are a girl's best friend, if you ask me, the perfect pair of jeans is your true BFF. She looks hawt in jeans.

*@ 3:31

Lindsay has 4 NON VIOLENT MISDEMEANORS.

Its Lindsay Lohan the International HOOKER!

LL's herpes factor is 9. With red hair it would be a 10.

YEEHAWT !

LILO 4 LIZ !

LOFAN 4 LIFE !

FLOPPO HATER

@12; 52 BITCH YO CRUSTY ASS SHOULDNT BE CALLING ANYBODYS ASS UGLY WHEN ALL YOU GOT IS AN OSTRICH ASS.

fcuk her playboy issue sold out in vegas.now what?.

YEEWHORE !

LILO 4 LEZ !

LOTITS 4 LIFE !

Lohan fans post BS from the past, they cant seem to except she is a has been. Thats why they pull up storys from 09,10, and 2011

Must suck to be the desperate and out of tune with the real world

3:53/2 HOOKER? Are you that delusional man? Have you forgot to take your meds today?

The economy is pretty bad right now, so I hope none of the small shop owners went out of business because she decided to steal from them.

But then again, they were stupid enough to let her in the front door.

I hope Lindsay does a knock-out job portraying the late Elizabeth Taylor. I hope she gets back in the competition and proves everyone wrong. And with everyone I mean, all those nasty gossip writers, all those nasty haters and people like Kate Winslet who "think" they're better than her.

Kate Winslet pretends to act classy, but she's not. The only thing she has in common with Elizabeth Taylor are her many marriages. And she has two kids from two different fathers. She was only 23 years old when she married for the first time. She was married and divorced twice. Then twice-divorced Kate hooked up with some male model from whom she spilt after several months. Now there are reports that she wants to move in with a new boyfriend. At the rate she's going, Kate Winslet could be poised to assume the mantle of "serial divorcee" that the stars of yesteryear took so long to earn. Oh lord, you're one to talk, Kate!

At just 35, Kate Winslet has more ex-husbands than Oscars.

I wonder how many of her 'clients' woke up with a new STD and a stolen wallet?

who is that guy with the double chin too

How manu movies has Lindsay been in, in the past year? Doesn't look like she'll be in one in 2012 either. She might as well take "actress" off of her resume. She's a has been.

Ewww. Is she still a lesbian?

She looks terrible, and I used to be a fan. Not anymore.

XIV karats is the store she stole those jewels from before, when she claimed they were missing from her safe. I bet they are going over the surveilance tapes with a fine tooth comb today!

Линдсей выглядит хорошо. Но единственное,чем нужно привлекать внимание журналистов - это её работа, а не её прозрачные рубашки.

Kim K is lucky to be her friend.
I wish I was friends with someone like Lindsay L

Lindsay Lohan=double chin and saggers is trending again

@4:18

LIAR!
Lindsay has one conviction for misdemeanor grand theft from 2011 because she decided to plead no contest as part of a plea deal to avoid jail as she had already been sentenced to 120 days for just being charged while on probation.

Hustler is calling

a big uh-oh for Ali. shame

Why do ugly people hate beautiful people?

Former Miss USA Rima Fakih is speaking out about her DUI case saying she’s no Lindsay Lohan.

The Arab-American beauty found out Wednesday she may stand trial in March on a drunken-driving charge unless a plea deal is reached for her December 3, 2011 DUI arrest near Detroit.

But the Lebanese beauty says she doesn’t want special treatment because of her title. “There are celebrities out there like Lindsay Lohan who thinks she can get out of things, like miss her court date, or she feels like she can get out of jail because she's someone special.

But I don’t expect that, I expect them to see that I am human and I take responsibility for everything I do in my career.

“I made a mistake. No one is perfect and I make mistakes too and I just want everyone in this world to know that I’m just like you, and I’m not trying to take advantage of anything or be treated like anyone else.”

psst, lindsay!! if you have any sag whatsoever, or are larger than a small B, or if they bounce at all - you need a bra.

lol Lindsay needs 2 shave her head and start all over

BIG MOVIE NEWS THIS WEEK---Lindsay will star in TWO new films.

Salary? $42 million for EACH role !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@4:17
Your loss!
There is no one like her. She is unique in a good way.

Rami Fakih is a classic example of why Miss USA shouldn't open their mouths.

At least Lindsay has beauty AND brains

every time I see new pics of her I just can't imagine her looking any worse than the last time and lo and behold, every single time, she proves me wrong.

Y so sexy, Lindz?!

It's great to be a fan of the actress Lindsay Lohan. It's also great to be a fan of the person Lindsay Lohan. Always expect the unexpected. Never a dull day in Lindsay's life. She's beautiful, talented, a bit narcissistic, stubborn and unique. I really like her as a person with all her flaws. She's far from perfect, but that's good enough for me. Lindsay is shameless and that's part of my fascination with her. Lindsay fans like it wild, give it to us raw! I'm not into dollface Rees Witherspoon or into boring wallflower Anne Hathaway. Are they talented? Yes, no doubt. Do they have personality off-screen? No! I'm sick of seeing boring "Young Hollywood" going to the famers market, going to the gym and going to church. Lindsay is bit of a wild child and like some old classic movie stars (Monroe, Dean, Brando, Taylor). People sometimes forget that Elizabeth Taylor was as famous for her private life as for her movies and Marilyn's life was a movie in itself. They were also both addicts, just like Lindsay. Lindsay is a lot like them, only difference is that nowadays there are more paparazzi and back in those days sites like TMZ and X17 didn't even exist. Lindsay is notorious for her sometimes eccentric behavior, Marilyn and Elizabeth were, too. Lindsay will go back to acting after her "bad girls days". Lindsay will make history as Hollywood's most famous bad girl and one of Hollywood's best actresses.

Salary? $42 million for EACH role !!!!!


^ Dina, get off the internet.

lol---it's gone from 1 to 50 haters

she is younger than me and looks about 15 years older.

The hallucinating hater is talking to Dina again. Let her ramble on. So entertaining.

Sad. There is ZERO light behind her eyes.

It's beyond drugs now...all of her bad decisions over the years are reflecting in her face/aura.

she seems mildly retarded.perhaps should keep the janitor job.

Sad. The hater has ZERO brain activity.

5 05
it is sad

Trying to claw her way back into Hollywood just isn't working.
The gay boyfriend doesn't help.

Is she wearing an adult diaper?

You need a bra when your boobs are that lopsided and you want to keep showing them to us. As for hanging out with KK, birds of a feather so on and so forth.

Megan Fox arrived at LAX Saturday after filming a Doritos commercial in Istanbul, Turkey.

The actress hid her face under her hoodie and stayed mum when asked if she has snagged the role of Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime's biopic Liz and Dick.

uh oh LL is crashing another party at the Guild Awards

LieHo Klepto in a jewelry store again?
This family has no shame.

4:40-

The average budget for a Lifetime movie is $2.5-3.5M. If you think A&E/Hearst Television Networks (Lifetime's parent company) is going to pay ANYONE, much less Lindsay Lohan, $42M per picture you are either on drugs or in desperate need of drugs.

Lindsay has more talent in her little finger than Samanatha her new gf Erin Foster will ever have.Erin only babysits for her sisters kid and writes a stupid blog she is prob liveing off her father, besides Lindsay is a beautiful girl Erin has no boobs and has a body like a man. and cant forget the huge jaw

@5:05
The injustice of July 6th and all the people exploiting her like Danette Meyers and Dawn Holland took a lot out of her but hopefully things will get easier for her after March 29th.

Linnocent?!


I very clearly remember someone posting a list on one of the boards a few months back that detailed close to a dozen seperate incidents where Lindsay was either caught red-handed misappropriating someone elses belongings (ie. the fur coat) or was in the immedate area when the items went missing. And I do believe XIV Karets was one of her victums.

Sorry to break this to you, but your heroine had/has a history of having sticky fingers.

5:41A Doing a Lifetime movie would be a perfect way to make a comeback. There's less pressure and she can show her acting talent again. Rob Lowe, who's doing well atm, is starring in a new Lifetime movie called Untouchable.

Interview Magazine - Lifetime Courts Lindsay for Liz:
"A Lifetime movie isn''t going to be an Oscar frontrunner, but it could be low-pressure enough to ease Lohan back into the acting game. (And plenty of respected actresses have paid their Lifetime dues: Hilary Swank and Marcia Gay Harden have Oscars, and Virginia Madsen and Joan Cusack have been nominated!) And Lohan, like Taylor, started as a precocious child star and has seen much of her life chronichled in the tabloids. Overall, we think it's a great fit"

hot

I sometimes forget how pretty she is because of all the drama in her life. Glad to see she's doing well.

@6:02; I remember those posts. It listed 8 to 10 incidents. Was pretty detailed too. Someone needs to dig that thing back up and repost it since it seems some of her fans have a rather selective memory.

Lindsay Lohan - SUPERSTAR

No matter what Lindsay does, people are facinated by Lindsay Lohan, day in, day out, they can't get enough of gorgeous Lindsay

I stan for Lindsay Lohan. I'm a Lostan. F*ck the haters!

Lindsay Lohan - SUPERSLUT

WTF? Did one of those fake boobs fall out?

The original balloon head.

I just have to admit, she looks good these days.

Everything Lindsay does, says, tweets, wears or eats is world news.

Is she still the most famous and talked-about actress?

I don't understand the alignment of those bosoms. They make my eyes crooked.

Jewish news says: "give the go-ahead for U.S.-based Mossad agents to take out a president deemed unfriendly to Israel in order for the current vice president to take his place, and forcefully dictate that the United States' policy includes its helping the Jewish state obliterate its enemies."

wear a fuckin' bra, you're not as hot as you think you are !!

Lindsay is the BEST person ever

pff... it's NOT like she gots "something" to show.. it looks like a mo

And it thought these were a mosquito's bites..

October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.

Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.

July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.

Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.

Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.

January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.

February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.

March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.

March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.

May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.

May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.

May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.

July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.

July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.

July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.

August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.

August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.

October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.

November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.

December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.

May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.

October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.

March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).

March 25, 2009: Lindsay is photographed wearing a stolen earring.

March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”

June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.

October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.

February 8, 2010 According to her probation report, Lindsay failed a drug test a month after leaving rehab.

February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.

April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. She is photographed out shopping.

April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.

April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.

April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.

May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.

May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.

May 20, 2010: Photos surface of Lindsay and what appears to be cocaine on a table and rolled up dollar bills in her hand

May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.

June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.

July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.

July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.

August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.

August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.

September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.

September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.

October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.

December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.

January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.

January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determines that Lindsay Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.

January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.

February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.

April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.

May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor for the next 35 days, and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days at her condo near the beach.

June 22, 2011: Hoping to conduct a “turn around” lifestyle interview with Matt Lauer and the Today Show, with segments on E!, Lindsay pulls the “Ultimate Diva” routine, and blows off the Lauer interview. Matt flew 3000 miles to conduct the interview.

June 23, 2011: Lindsay tests positive for alcohol allegedly consumed while conducting a “roof top” party for her friends at her Venice Beach apartment. During her house arrest, Lindsay conducted interviews, shot commercials, and read many scripts in her spare time, so she claims. Lindsay is to appear in court today with further recommendations by the County Probation Department

July 1, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is summoned to court for not completing her community service on time. The judge gives her a 1 year extension.

August 9, 2011 - Lindsay videotaped buying a zip-lock bag from an ad-hoc street vendor that contains "crystals and sea jasper"

August 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets plastered at Kim Kardashian wedding while Mom, Dina lohan, is seen feeding her daughter shots.

August 23, 2011- Lindsay Lohan sues Pitbull for mentioning her name in his song

September 14, 2011- Lindsay Lohan makes a scene at a fashion event and throws a drink at an unsuspecting waitor which was meant for a photographer who later trashes her on twitter.

October 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is kicked out of her community service due to lack of participation. She would not show up for days and when she did attend she would only stay for one hour and leave.

October 14, 2011- Lindsay, after finding out that she has been skipping on community service, it is also found she is blowing off counseling which was mandated by the court. This is direct violation of her probation.

October 19, 2011- In court, Judge Saunter revokes bail and tells Lindsay directly to complete 16 hours of community at the Los Angelas county morgue to be started on October 20th.

October 20, 2011- Lindsay is a no show at the county morque. This is direct violation of the judges orders

ENTITLED WHOOOOOOORE

October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.

Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.

July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.

Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.

Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.

January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.

February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.

March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.

March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.

May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.

May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.

May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.

July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.

July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.

July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.

August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.

August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.

October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.

November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.

December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.

May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.

October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.

March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).

March 25, 2009: Lindsay is photographed wearing a stolen earring.

March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”

June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.

October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.

February 8, 2010 According to her probation report, Lindsay failed a drug test a month after leaving rehab.

February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.

April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. She is photographed out shopping.

April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.

April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.

April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.

May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.

May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.

May 20, 2010: Photos surface of Lindsay and what appears to be cocaine on a table and rolled up dollar bills in her hand

May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.

June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.

July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.

July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.

August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.

August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.

September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.

September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.

October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.

December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.

January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.

January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determines that Lindsay Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.

January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.

February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.

April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.

May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor for the next 35 days, and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days at her condo near the beach.

June 22, 2011: Hoping to conduct a “turn around” lifestyle interview with Matt Lauer and the Today Show, with segments on E!, Lindsay pulls the “Ultimate Diva” routine, and blows off the Lauer interview. Matt flew 3000 miles to conduct the interview.

June 23, 2011: Lindsay tests positive for alcohol allegedly consumed while conducting a “roof top” party for her friends at her Venice Beach apartment. During her house arrest, Lindsay conducted interviews, shot commercials, and read many scripts in her spare time, so she claims. Lindsay is to appear in court today with further recommendations by the County Probation Department

July 1, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is summoned to court for not completing her community service on time. The judge gives her a 1 year extension.

August 9, 2011 - Lindsay videotaped buying a zip-lock bag from an ad-hoc street vendor that contains "crystals and sea jasper"

August 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets plastered at Kim Kardashian wedding while Mom, Dina lohan, is seen feeding her daughter shots.

August 23, 2011- Lindsay Lohan sues Pitbull for mentioning her name in his song

September 14, 2011- Lindsay Lohan makes a scene at a fashion event and throws a drink at an unsuspecting waitor which was meant for a photographer who later trashes her on twitter.

October 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is kicked out of her community service due to lack of participation. She would not show up for days and when she did attend she would only stay for one hour and leave.

October 14, 2011- Lindsay, after finding out that she has been skipping on community service, it is also found she is blowing off counseling which was mandated by the court. This is direct violation of her probation.

October 19, 2011- In court, Judge Saunter revokes bail and tells Lindsay directly to complete 16 hours of community at the Los Angelas county morgue to be started on October 20th.

October 20, 2011- Lindsay is a no show at the county morque. This is direct violation of the judges orders

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