X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay And Ali Lohan Denied At Soho House!

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Is this Lindsay's job now? Walking the streets shamelessly plugging some drink, looking like an orange bloated duck-lipped SCRAM wearing hooker?

She knows the paparazzi going to take pictures of the drink so she can get them for free. She's not stupid and you guys are helping her.

@6:18am- WTF? Are you a tard?

Also, I am now positive Ali is a dude!

"P.S. Linds, we get that you're totally obsessed with True Blood. No amount of pictures of you clutching the Tru Blood drink is going to get you hired on the show, so can you please think of a more creative way to get their attention? K thanks!"

Thank you Brandy or whoever the hell wrote that!

This girls clearly does no form of exercising absolutly no muscle tone expected of her age. She is driven everywhere does not work, not a good look. For your owns sake Lindsay and Ali, start walking at least

By the way as an addict you know you will put on weight when you stop using. Then start using to lose weight, plus the media will be making comments.

Haha Blohan! Are the walls closing in on you? Not such an important person after all are you!!!!Get used to being turned away...you are a wshed up has-been.

Looks like Mama Cass!!!

No way will she be in that show.

She has no work ethic and no discipline.

Both of these sisters look so old for their ages. They look like used prositiutes like their mother. Keep up the fast life and all night parties and they will be dead long before their time, what a shame.

Her days of wine and roses are gone.

Good fo SOHO! It's about time something was done about her, dragging her underage sister around to bars and partying till all hours of the night. In direct violation of a court order, I might add.

Is she HIV-positive ?

Ali looks awful. She is so not cute for a 16 year old.

I guess someone would have "accidentally" spilled a drink on her SCRAM bracelet if they would have let her in.

Nice double chin!

Nice marble flooring.

No NOS and no HORSES Allowed!!!!

No HOS and no HORSES Allowed!!!!

Lindsay . . FLASH warning!

Your heavy makeup isn't hiding your double chins.

Or distracting us from your flabby overhanging belly.

I guess the court has made you stop using your favorite nasal diet suppressing alkaloid, hasn't it?

The next couple of weeks are really going to be ugly!

Ali is so ugly, yikes!! Blohan appears to be putting on the weight you gain once you stop using. Shocking! She'll be Mischa soon if she doesn't get that scram off. HAHAHA What a ho-bag loser!

From Piggez Hilton:

Designers Wary Of Lindsanity!

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is having a hard time getting designers to loan her outfits for red carpet appearances now that she's decorated her ankle with a SCRAM bracelet.

While most companies will let her purchase the items rather than borrow, one company has gone as far as banning the girl!

Ha!

One source adds that Lindsay wasn't even supposed to be wearing that ill-fitting jumpsuit to the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. "They would never let her wear it. Designers don't want her to be seen in their clothes."

So how'd she get it?

The sparkly pantsuit was originally intended for Katy Perry, but after passing on the Pamela Roland creation for a similar looking Zuhair Murad mini dress, La Loca somehow got her hands on it.

Sneaky sneaky, Linds. We're sure the peeps at Pamela Roland we're thrilled to see you in it!

Can't this girl ever do anything that isn't underhanded and sneaky????
The Lowhan legacy surely is cursing through her veins.

her sister is scary ugle, and hey could she find a shorter dress to wear.

her sister is scary ugly, looks just like the mom, and hey could lindsay find a shorter dress to wear, it barely covers her ass

How about this, the name Lohan equals trouble!
The parents are stupid idiots for allowing their minor child to hang out with a daughter that's in so much trouble with the courts. Fools, all of them.

That's a picture of Lindsay and Ali in her building's lobby. Where's the Weho pictures? Maybe they just went to the steakhouse and did not try to go to any club. The Ali going to clubs stories are getting old and Ali is no trainwreck. And Ali is beautiful, she just shouldn't keep putting her hair up and put it out as her face is very thin. She took some pics a few days ago shopping with her hair styled and down, makeup on, and she was gorgeous. They look strange in that top pic because their eyes are adjusting to the camera's flash.

what is Ali's summer job? ...... lady of the night?

Ali's skin looks awful!

Skanks On Parade

Is she ever going to finish that bottle of RedBlood? It's also amazing that while wearing boots a drink can make it down one's leg and on to the scram???

Lindsay supervising a 16 year old? How droll.

But of course not much different from Lindsay living atthe Marmont at age 17 without supervision.

What I did on my summer vacation:

learned how to skank around Los Angeles from my older ho sister.

The greasy orange ho patrol!

Finally people have decided to take a stance against this spoiled little bitch and her criminal family by telling these degenerates that they are not welcome in their establishment. If you had not mentioned who they were then a lot of people might have confused them with a couple of drag queens. Ali lohan looks like a zombie from that movie "night of the living dead" and i now have no doubt that she is really a man. It would not surprise me at all if ali turned out to be a hermaphrodite and that one day some guy discovered that on his own just like that guy in that movie "the crying game" did. My goodness lindsay lohan is fat! The bitch continues to get fatter and fatter with each day that passes. The only role that lindsay lohan can now get in a movie if they can even find the insurance for her is the role of the stay puft marshmallow man in ghostbusters 3! Bitch really needs to lay off of all of that red bull and mcdonalds that she has been having lately. She now has three chins with a fourth one that will probably be out for everyone to see by the weekend! Now we can add eating to that long list of things that she likes to do just for fun. The others are of course blowjobs, boozing, shopping, stealing, lying, racist remarks, gangbangs, duis, cutting herself and of course cocaine. When people say that those who critique the lohans do it just because they are jealous of the lohans all they have to do is check out this photo and this story. No one in their right mind would ever want to be a lohan because the lohans are the personification of white trash.

LOL!

Oh man, a photo of these two surrounded by those 2 kardashion sisters,one on each side.What is the world coming to? Just gross. Please change your background page if you're going to be posting about the Lohags.

She's enjoying summer vacation from what?

Does anybody know where to buy those boots? They're JUST my style! Lindsays I mean, not Alis. :)

love when this entitled brat gets put in her place.
it's about time that these clubs have wised up and stopped kissing the butt of a trainwreck hasbeen.
they don't need this skank,their places are already hot spots,that's why hohan is there to begin with,she knows that they're paparazzi central.
and she makes sure those paps know she's coming.
hohan hasn't been responsible for any place becoming the place to be.
yeah her pap posing brings publicity..bad publicity.
hohan would be a reason to stay clear of a club,not a reason to go there.
so anyone who has a hot spot and wants to keep it that way..should keep this brand destroyer out.
at the very least let her wait on line like everyone else...she's no star,certainly no vip.
hasn't been since 2004..just a washed up ex-teen star,who can't handle life.

White trash cokehead is still denying his jealousy. Nothing new.
Super star Lindsay and supermodel Ali help and love people
while he hates people. Was he abused as a child?

9:45 School of course.

Lindsay has tweeted that this story is not true.

10:35am jealous loser girl continues with her delusions that her idol is a superstar and that her sister is a supermodel. Maybe her doctor needs to up her meds or send her to a psychiatric ward where she can spend the rest of her days in a straight-jacket which is where she belongs. She will have all the time in the world to talk about how big a star her idol is when she is in there but first she will need elctroshock threrapy to help her with all of the voices that are in her head.

How many times now has Liar-Lo claimed she pays no attention to what's written about her,which uhm absolutely noone believes,well she's tweeted about this post,amazing since she pays no attention.
Liar-Lo proving again she's just a disgusting pathological liar,and bad at it to boot,just like her turtle neck,horse-face "mother".
Someone needs to clue Liar-Lo in,that fame-whores are just no-talent pathetic losers and that
'i'm a star i'm a star' tat that she has should read
'i'm a joke i'm a joke'

Soho House security to Porky 'Pass Me' Pig

Ah Da Di, Da Di, That's All Folks!

A LOT A BIRDSHIT ON THEIR SKIN YUCK LOOK UGLY TRASH

A LOT A BIRDSHIT ON THEIR SKIN YUCK LOOK UGLY TRASH

A LOT A BIRDSHIT ON THEIR SKIN YUCK LOOK UGLY TRASH

Lo-trotter is ready for the glue factory.

A LOT A BIRDSHIT ON THEIR SKIN YUCK LOOK UGLY TRASH

10:57am,10:35 is the white trash queen herself...white doprah
anything that monster says is empty, useless and worthless,just like her existence.
as long as someone is paying attention to her,it doesn't matter that it comes from her psychologically destroying her children.
when she's frying,she'll understand then, what a lowlife she is.
she'll get what's coming to her in this life as well..her bad karma bill has hardly been paid in full.

A LOT A BIRDSHIT ON THEIR SKIN YUCK LOOK UGLY TRASH

Soho House loves me!

Don't boot me!

Give it up..Lindsay
The True Blood producers aren't going to create a role for you,like they did for Evan Rachel Wood..she actually can act.
I mean how would you even be able to take a role..what with how "busy" you always are.."working" "working" "working".

I'm a gluttonous pig snorting copious quantities of fatty food at the trough.

Line of Bisquick ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SNORT!

7:50-7:51 LOL!

Mors BS from x17. Lindsay WAS NOT denied entry to Soho House, Lindsay Ali, and Lady Victoria Hervey had dinner there and then briefly onto Chateau. There were NO clubs involved. Go to more reputabble sites for confirmation. x17 are well known liars!!

The haters on this pathetic site amuse me. When Lindsay was thin last year you called her all kinds of vile names. Now she has thankfully put on some weight, you still call her vile names lol I wonder whats its like to live in a hate filled world like yours? you must be very unhappy people that you hate on someone you don't know. Good luck Lindsay, we will always be there for you.

Sniff, sniff, snort! I grind my Adderall with Bacos Bits!

Soho House's New Sign:

No Barnyard Animals Allowed!

My 4th chin is a flabbiest chin of my generation!

"P.S. Linds, we get that you're totally obsessed with True Blood. No amount of pictures of you clutching the Tru Blood drink is going to get you hired on the show, so can you please think of a more creative way to get their attention? K thanks!"

LMFAO

True Blood YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

very strange x17, you first reported Lindsay had dinner with Ali and friends at the Soho house and then onto the Chateau. You even gave times of arriving and leaving. Whats wrong x17? did you have a rethink of your tactics and decide lying was the best option? because that is exactly what you have done, lie to encourage the mindless morons to post disgusting comments. No one believes anything you post x17, you are a well known joke in the world of gossip sites.

7:58 L.A. County jail will let her model an orange jumpsuit on July 6th. It's custom made with numbers!

7:58 And it comes with steel bracelets!

she gained weight... not that much but so fast, that it makes it worrisome

Latest News: Manager of Soho House confirms Lindsay Lohan and her group did have dinner at the Soho House on Thursday June 10th. "Miss Lohan and her friends enjoyed their meal"

Why don't you go and check your fact x17 before posting BS.

She's starring in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2010.

Hohan's BALLOONING up nicely.

A Macy's spokesman told the media, Hohan was cheap to hire and comes with her own hot air.

Woody Woodpecker's publicist demanded she leave her client's valve stem alone!

Big bloated face

Thick heavy untoned thighs

By age 30 will be as big as Kirsty

Big bloated face

Thick heavy untoned thighs

By age 30 will be as big as Kirsty

Big bloated face

Thick heavy untoned thighs

By age 30 will be as big as Kirsty

Top Five Ridiculous Lindsay Lohan Excuses
by Team Awful

Wonder why Lindsay Lohan still hasn't gone to jail yet? Simple! This girl has one wild book of excuses.

While Lindsay is on a mission to prove that she did not set off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday night, we figured we'd give the girl a break and help her brainstorm how get out of this one. And based on her past history, her explanation is bound to be a doozy.
But remember from How to Trick the Court 101, it's important not to reuse your old excuses.

So let us remind you of your five all-time lamest ones:

1. The black guy did it!
Grand theft auto? Kidnapping? Not if Linds has anything to say about it! Back in 2007, La Lohan spent a night partying with her then assistant and a couple of the assistant's pals—including one lucky dude named Dante—when L.L.'s assistant quit. Oh no you don't...

According to the lawsuit, this allegedly resulted in a high speed chase (in Dante's Denali) down the PCH, with Linds in the driver's seat supposedly yelling "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f--k I want!"
 
The cops didn't feel the same way so LiLo (unsuccessfully) tried to pin the whole ordeal on her reported helpless passenger, Dante.

2. Those aren't my pants!
After L.L. tried to claim "the black kid" was driving, cops found cocaine in her jeans pocket. But hey, not her pants, no problem right? "I am wearing a pair of borrowed jeans from a friend/assistant," Lindsay wrote in her statement after being booked. "She wore a pair of my jeans." Of course! Cocaine is something Lindsay frowns upon.

3. My passport was stolen!
Linds has some serious F.O.M.O (fear of missing out) because not even a judge could get in the way of the bloated brunette and her Cannes parties, sorry, promotion. After being ordered to appear in court, Lindsay still went yacht hopping in France, missing her flight back to the states. But it wasn't her fault!

"My passport's been stolen. It's clearly an inside person who works with my father that has been sent to set me up. He's been threatening me."

4. That's a set up!
 
"I wasn't looking around the room, I thought I was just taking a picture with a fan."

While on her tour-de-force party spree in Cannes, a photo surfaced of L.L. and her signature pout posing next to what appeared to be a platter of cocaine. But hold the judgment! Lindsay the martyr was just obliging some fans who asked if they could take a pic with the hard-working actress (in their hotel room). She agreed, made herself comfy, and happened to overlook the suspicious white substance a foot in front of her.

5. It's the paparazzi's fault!
No way was it alcohol that gave L.L. her first DUI: "My car accident that I got into, where I got my first charge, I wouldn't have been speeding up like I was if I didn't have people shoving cameras in my windows. I was running away from the paparazzi."

If that wasn't rude enough, the paps were also to blame for her first arrest warrant last year when she missed an alcohol class, and then the shutterbugs used their secret telepathic powers to push L.L. into a cactus after a night of partying out in Hollywood.
We miss Lindsay's more creative excuses, but blaming the cameras (they can be invasive, but really?) is the Lohan go-to. Since paparazzi aren't allowed in clubs, what will her reason be for setting off her SCRAM bracelet this past Sunday?

Just in case your mind is a little, uh, clouded, here are some we came up with for you:

"But it wasn't my SCRAM bracelet, I switched ankles with my friend!"

"It was an inside job! My dad snuck into Las Palmas and poured a drink down my Louboutin boot."

"I ordered a virgin whiskey straight! The bartender must have messed up!"

"Wait! It's not considered alcohol if it's less than 50 proof, right?"

Michael Lohan's new nightclub under investigation already
NEWSCORE

Controversy seems to follow this family around.

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael's new nightclub, named "Controversy," is under investigation by the police even before it opens, TMZ reported Thursday.
Lohan, who is a partner in the Long Island, N.Y. venture, reportedly raised red flags because his felon status prohibits him from being on the liquor license. He was charged with a DUI in 2005. A zoning problem may still prevent it from opening, TMZ said. Earlier this week Lohan said the nightclub will offer a driving service for customers too intoxicated to drive home and “screen for drugs” at the door. Lindsay Lohan is currently wearing a court-ordered alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet.

12:14 She'll be BIGGER! Kristy was fit at 30.

Only 23 and a double chin, sagging boobs and an untoned body.

She should lay off the burgers and join a gym

Too many Little Debbie snatch cakes!

Cute in Parent Trap and as a teen in Disney remakes. Now she is just a dissipated pig. Washed up skank.

Ali is butt ugly. Her father's face on a skinny body. Going bald too.

Ali is butt ugly. Her father's face on a skinny body. Going bald too.

She will need a facelift if she wants to get rid of that double chin.

She will need a facelift if she wants to get rid of that double chin.

She will need a facelift if she wants to get rid of that double chin.

Who is the pig with the double chin in the top photo?

12:38 She hasn't been in a gym since dropping out of high school.

The only exercise she gets is at passing the pig parties

12:38 She hasn't been in a gym since dropping out of high school.

The only exercise she gets is at passing the pig parties

2 high school drop outs

Ali looks like a skinny dude

Many new movie add to imdb list this month.Scream 4 (with Jennifer Aniston,Neve Campbell),Spiderman (new rebbot series with new director Lilo play Mary Jane),Inferno ( lots ofhype for Cannes prize 2011)see imdb pro verson for full info.

2:02 PM

Great news for her she stay strong with support of her family.

My mother and sisters don't like your mommy or your auntie.

Just go away, you fat little loser.

Lowhans are cannibals they eat their own.

i dont understand why you guys say you're tired of her... got to another website. You are not forced to look up Lohan on x17, you choose to. If you were tired of here you would not even be here. Focusing so much energy on hate is really sick.

^Kentucky psycho

FUCKOFF @3:40 X17 IS NOT A FUCKING FAN SITE!!!

When did she get fat?

psycho slut iz a dumb, fugly old hag, boozer, druggie, dumped her hubby for an interwebz dude lol total loooooooozer

Lohans, Sofa King We Todd Ed!

This story is more desperate x17 BS now that they don't have the old Lilo out every night stories. Decided to make up some tall tales to keep the gravy train rolling knowing the retarded haters would pile on....dumb...

^psycho

The goat bleateth alone.

SHE EAT TOO MUCH PUSS AND SHE GET FAT,DOUBLECHIN

Umm funny that in the video section X17 writes: they headed to soho house where security had a confrontation with photographers and sheriffs arrived on the scene ... sounds like it had nothing to do with Lilo and in the video you don't see that she was denied at soho house, you just see the confrontation between secur. and photogs ... security just had a confrontation with photogs to keep them away! ... again a BULLSH*T story ... but hey, this made up story sells better, right??

hey 4:00 is not a bashing site, if u dont wanna hear about lohan that stop visiting her page on x17, dumbass

hey 4:00 is not a bashing site, if u dont wanna hear about lohan then stop visiting her page on x17, dumbass

^psycho

dont get it..on twitter she wrote they certainly were in soho....where is the truth?????