Lindsay Lohan Parties With John Mayer!

I guess he is singing for her.
{waiting for the world to change}.
pathetic

She's as beautiful and talented as ever.

And she was in such a rush she only ran over a baby carriage and a couple of random people. How dare they get in her way! She's way too important to be held up by people who aren't fast enough to clear the streets when she decides to do a drive by mauling.

Lindsey hasn't changed a bit. The Firecrotch is back bitches! Party on!

Good to see she wasn't drinking.
She will anger all the haters and make it to November 1st

Now she is seeing Johmni

Hey November 1st bitch, she just hit and ran a baby and a woman, but all that matters is that stupid date that you yammer and yammer and yammer on endlessly about like it's winning the lottery. You are both the scum of the earth!

Coward 10:00 I wonder how many deaths and injuries you have caused
with your careless,reckless driving. You'll never tell the truth.

@10am
There is no proof of the incident actually taking place.
No police reports have been filed or statements taken.

November 1st will be great because then the heat will be off her and its up to her what she does as long as she doesn't drive and get any more DUIs/DWIs.

@10.00am I hope you reported this dreadful accident/crime seeing as how you're an eyewitness and all...Jackass! Even TMZ called bullshit on this story..why don't you mind your own pathetic business instead of repeating actionable shit about the girl...

x17- You do know that John Mayer and Samantha Ronson are good friends, right?

"we were all drinking wine"...I smell some serious back peddling...

Samantha Ronson and John Mayer are tight, don't be so desperate X 17!

By the way who cares if she is into men or women?

Jerry Lewis tells "Inside Edition,

" "I'd smack Lindsay in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!

I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else...' Whack! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her and then put her in rehab and that's it."




Let's get those 2 together.

"There is no actual evidence or proof about the so called hit and run.
Lindsay should sue these stories are ridiculous."

Sure, add another law suit to your pile, BloHo. Seems about the only thing she is consistent with...suing and getting sued.

Samro and Mayer tweet each other all the time. So its more probable that she was hanging with a friend of her girlfriend.
Anyway that reno chick sounds like a sad AW, i bet she wasn't even anywhere near Lindsay. Lol!

he is still AIDS-FREE from "kissing" his bed mates?
well...............TRY HER!!

The Los Angeles County Department of Animal Care & Control is focusing on Samantha Ronson as the center of a criminal investigation, which may end up costing her millions.


Oops.

Pop tv had a much better story: where this reno girl said she wanted a 3some with sam and lilo.

Ahahaha, way more entertaining than your tired attempts at hooking up Lilo with every famous man who is in the same nightclub as her.

"Lindsay Lohan blames bad crowd for legal woes, drug issues."-l.A. Times story


Not one drop of personal responsibility... amazing!

She is nowhere close to being cured.

"I don't need to stop doing drugs and alcohol to get my career back and the respect of the public, I just need to stop going out to clubs at night, hanging out with the wrong crowd and making bad decisions."

"Lindsay Lohan blames bad crowd for legal woes, drug issues."-l.A. Times story


Wow, and the rehab she went to felt she was ready to be released?

First step of recovery is to admit you have a problem. Not that other people are your problem.

Interesting how she twists the idea of changing who you associate with into the blame game of them being the reason for her problems. Incredible.

Spoken like a true addict,

"It's not my fault ! Those people made me do it."

"I want my career back," Lohan told Vanity Fair magazine. "I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It's not fun anyway."





"...when I was doing great movies..."???

Oh, you mean great movies like Freaky Friday and Herbie Fully Loaded? Yeah, Lindsay, REAL Oscar quality stuff, that.

LL is addicted to Sam. Her entire life now revolves around Sam. If Sam tells LL to jump, LL says how high. Why is LL so infatuated with Sam? There are plenty of other lesbos in LA alot prettier and nicer than SMan. LL will never get better until she breaks from her obsession with Sam.

Yeah, not only (as people have said) are Mayer and Ronson good friends, but also he's on tour right now - Colorado two nights ago and Tulsa tonight. I'd be surprised if he pit stopped in out-of-the-way LA on such a short turnaround (although I guess it's possible).

Next film project, Passing the Pig

Next film project, Passing the Pig

LL ON, THE DO-NOT-INVITE-OR-LET-IN-LIST at Robert DeNiro's LA eaterie, Ago.

Blohan's daily mantra:


"I only have to comply until November 1st....only has to comply until November 1st......only has to comply until November 1st."

Doesn't matter what bozos here think of LL's career prospects or talent. The people who matter like Tina Fey, Meryl Streep, Jamie Lee Curtis, to name a few, all say that she's a greatest actress of her generation; she lost her way for a while but hopefully will take her rightful place in hw once more....

@10:47
She didn't mention alcohol or drugs.

"I want my career back. I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if it takes not going out ot a club at night, then so be it. It's not fun anyway," Lohan told the magazine.

Sources at the Lynwood jail told The Times they were impressed by Lohan's efforts to get better. "She followed directions. Sometimes inmates arriving under her circumstances find it hard to get what needs to be done," one source said.

LL is supposed to have 18 treatment/therapy sessions a week.

So far, she has been seen:

joy riding
stopped by the cops
shopping
Machete party w/friends
sunbathing
shopping
joy riding
stalking Samantha
stalking Samantha's siblings online
constantly bra-less
"dinners" at Chateau
3 appointments


AND

all of the above were done with the same "bad crowd " of people she hung out with before she was jailed.


Linds...........FAIL AGAIN

UCLA doctors, Judge Fox, Vanity Fair & her fans = SUCKERS!!!!!

Pass Me!

I agree...her rightful place in Hollywood once more will happen.


Wait until Streep sees Lindsay on all fours in 'Inferno'. Golden Globes, here she come!

LOL @11:34! W00f!

@11:30

It is 11 sessions a week with a minimum of 2 face to face meetings with her sober coach/sponsor.
She won't fail that sober coach/sponsor part because she has someone shadowing her.

5 1 hour AA Meetings
2 Addiction Counselling Sessions
4 Pyschotherapy
7 communciations with her sober coach/ sponsor with 2 in person

Her attorney has to provide biweekly compliance reports to the court.
If she fails or misses a drug/alchol test the court will be informed within 72 hours.
At the moment she is in FULL COMPLIANCE

Pointing and laughing @11:38 AGAIN!

How was John there, he was in Tulsa last night and today.

It doesn't surprise me at all that mayer and sam are good friends. They both are skanks that can't commit to what do have for dinner let alone another person. Idiots

11:38 LOL, how much is Lielo paying you to monitor x17 and respond with such BS?


Comedy Gold

August 26, 2010 10:35 PM
Posted by: Sherry Gayhart
HE LOVES ME BITCHES!!! SUCK IT

August 26, 2010 10:37 PM
Posted by: Sherry
leave my dad alone. I love Jizzball, assholes

September 3, 2010 12:14 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

11:38 LOL, how much is Lielo paying you to monitor x17 and respond with such BS?


Comedy Gold

Everyone here knows why!!!

Try again sociopath.

Switch between a fan and (I can't believe a so-called adult uses this word) hater a few thousand more times. Change your name a few thousand more times. Fail a few thousand more times. You are very good at failure and your frustration is hilarious.

Sociopath keeps insisting we move to another celeb b/c she's looking for a thin edge of the wedge that doesn't exist. Everyone here know one another. She's here for one reason. The name gets thrown around carelessly and has lost it's meaning for many people but she is a genuine sociopathic stalker. A true felon.

12:36 is right about the sociopath. When most were worried about BS she posted as her alt kira. Pure hatred. When most didn't like BS she used her not dead dad's name as an alt and became Tony B the freakish fan. She posts the exact opposite of whatever the majority of posters do to cause fights but mostly to draw attention to herself. She's being doing it for years.

I meant, been. Anyhow, she really is a mental case.

On Aug. 28, Blohan was pulled over by police in West Hollywood after she ran a stop sign, but the officer let her off with a warning after:

" she apparently blamed the incident on the paparazzi."


Lindsay "I-Am-Never-To-Blame" Lohan

Two racists hanging out together. They were probably talking about how fun it was for lindsay when she ran over a mexican woman and a baby with her car. They could also be planning on burning a few crosses this weekend after they put some white sheets over their faces.

Two racists hanging out together who were probably celebrating the fact that lindsay ran over a mexican woman with her car. Next up for them will be burning some crosses but first they will have to put some white sheets on to cover their faces to not be identified.

12:17

the others are right, but 11:38 is not.

Can't we just lock Lindsay up in a cage and feed her little nutrient pellets and have her suck on a water bottle that's attached to the cage?


Because that's what really needs to happen.

for the last time, Rich People:


hire a f*cking driver.

@12:47-12:49 sounds like a family weekend at the Kentucky born and inbred sociopath's neighborhood. No thanks.

Will kibbles locked in my kennel do?

There is something wrong about 12:14. Think about it.

John Mayer Loses Phone with Pics and Video of Celeb Exes
News by Celebrity Dirty Laundry
(1 Hour Ago) in Entertainment / Music

If you were wondering what John Mayer meant when he called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm”, you may just find out!

According to the National Enquirer, John recently lost his cell phone which just happened to contain saucy videos and pictures of his exes.

John is reportedly sweating bullets over the missing phone and has said that he hopes it’s at the bottom of the Hudson River.

A snitch reports that John said, “OMFG! There are things on that phone that could get me – and some of my famous friends – in serious trouble!”

Are we to believe that a grown man said, “OMFG!”??? Seriously, that just lost it for me.

A close pal of John’s said, “He told me his cell contains personal photos and videos of some of the famous women he’s dated.”

Insiders say that John has been searching high and low for the lost phone, but has come up empty. Are you dying to see the contents? Perhaps it has Jennifer Aniston naked? Or Jessica?

Go* how drunk she was, and so braindead *shrugs*

@2:01 Psychocunt you're always drunk and braindead would be an improvement. Get to work on it.

Yeah...so we were all drinking wine...oh wait I forgot...Lindsay had water! LMAO!!

I love all the roles that people are suggesting Lindsay take...stripper, porn star...prostitute? Oh that's right she plays one in Machete.

Do they know that John Mayer is in Tulsa tonight so he physically can't be in L.A.?

"notorious ladies man".....more like notorious closet gay man.
Makes sense that Ronson is one of his buddies, they have something in common.

Again, I saw John Mayer in Tulsa Friday Night...slow news night?

OMG who is that Man With Rena Riffel?!??!?! why is he glittering? is he her boyfriend/pimp? he's kinda hot!!