Lindsay Lohan Playing Porn Star In New Film, Her Pal Confirms

FIRST!!! lol

Now for the big question: How the f*uck are we gonna get Lindsay to set on time?

I seriously doubt that Lindsay is being consider for a role like this, especially after she was dumped from her last movie. I'll believe it when I see it.

How will production manage shooting scenes around the incarceration stints though?

Meh, another movie I won't be watching unless I happen to catch it on t.v. one day if I'm bored. She better make sure she keeps herself out of jail so she's able to play it.

LOL

This isn't true. She has no offers. Her name is mud in Hollywood.

did linda lovelace have freckles?

This is going to fall thru too, isn't it?

wont be watching that. that's disgusting . she should take some notes from hilary duff, and at least try to salvage a small percentage of her young lighthearted innocent demograph . shes disgusting /.

There will be two movies about Linda Lovelace then? One directed by Tarantino and one with Lohan in the film. Oh, how I wonder which one people will go to see.

Sigh. Another day of one-liners and recycled material.

I feel this will definately enhance Lindsay's wholesome image.

No time for a rewrite so here you go.

It’s so sad to see you reduced to using an old foil to instigate trouble. I guess it escaped your attention that anyone who disliked the vileness you unleashed on her is long since gone. I know you miss the height of your slasher days but you have to accept your pseudo-murderous spree has come to an end here. I’m embarrassed for you. Wake up, baby. Wake up.

She's sucked off so many people in the past, this is just a natural progression. Now she wants it filmed so that everyone can suffer her being a HO! She lost her dignity and gag reflex at least half a decade ago.

Disney to portraying a porn star. Sounds about right.

Ummm, baby you're lost. They keep the *dirty stinky ball* suckers at dlisted.

One of the agency’s employees is always here looking for gullible girls into tea bagging. Just sayin.

I really didn't think something like a movie offer would actually ever be made and I'm still having some trouble buying it. Hopefully this will help Lindsay solve the non-payment of rent issues (unless it all gets spent on more clothes first).

Sick, yes.

Pay Lindsay in advance. Best way to not get a film made.

This smelly little trick will do ANYTHING for money, at this point. And this is all she can get. Unless she's in JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:01, I think there is a strong probability that a good portion of the film is gonna have to be shot in jail.

Another "art" film, eh?

Good gig for her. She likes to give blow jobs and needs the money. Maybe it will pay better than passing the pig

This is going to be the best made for theatre but headed straight for DVD when the directors stop smoking crack cocaine film Lindsay has ever been involved with.

To anyone other than the agency's contract employee,

Search for “Web Proxy”. If you insist on returning use one to protect yourself from the man on this site. He is their computer network engineer. He can see your IP. He stages these fights from both sides to satisfy his control issues. He’s disgruntled because most people have left.

Are they going to give her a HIV test before hiring her?

Go away Carmie-no one wants to hear your malicious bullshit.

I guess we should thank-you for looking at Dina’s IP and telling us when she was posting. Does the boss lady know?

Do the producers understand they are gonna have to get Lindsay out of bed each day for this?

You are almost a master at misdirection. Almost.

Calling me Carmie was weak.

How will Lindsay find the time for this in between the tweeting and glass throwing?

I think it’s reasonable to assume the conspiracy theorist knew you were the computer network engineer and that‘s what she used to threaten you into attacking certain people on this board. She yanked your leash pretty hard.

I sure as hell hope this film isn't going to get in the way of her socializing and shopping. I would hate to see her social life suffer over this thing.

Think about gibberish? Pass.

Captain Spaulding,

In my spare time I’m coding variables from open post regarding Dlisted’s defunct forum, events on other sites, as well as current events on this site. I will help me gain a better understanding about Dlisted predators. I doubt you are amenable to more questions but I will ask them periodically. Are you ready for a Q&A?

If a post doesn't apply to you then ignore it. I am posting to one and only one person. He knows who he is.

TMZ is reporting that Blohan is on her way back to LaLa Land, escorted by Dina. She has to show for her deposition or she's in big trouble and will have to pay big money. Of course we all know she's broke.

Linds stay on track for this one please. No raging party stuff this time.

She better get back to LA right away and start rehersing for the part. She can "hook" on the Boulevard and offer free blow jobs.

All in the name of research people... she's a serious actress!!

Captain Spaulding,

Let’s get started. I’m primarily interested in three aspects of blogs. 1). Who drives and controls traffic on these sites. 2). How it is accomplished. And to a lesser extent, 3). How sites function as hives for attacks on other sites. It has already been established that you are the computer network engineer for this site. You acknowledged posting as “a fan and hater.” Those who were unaware of who you are were pitted against each other for your amusement and profit.

Lindsay needs a team of people who are down to help her remember her lines. Can we get any volunteers?

Captain Spaulding,

When bitchplease. began looking for Dlisters on this site, was it you or Bowchickawawa that disclosed ESE was the Dlisted moderator?

Captain Spaulding,

Obviously, Bowchickawawa visits this site because they posted a link to the X17 page on Dlisted on Thu, 01/28/2010 - 10:04am. But I’m leaning toward you being the person who disclosed ESE was the moderator. On the night comments connecting Dlisted, X17 and JFX were deleted (I ran screen capture), ESE admitted he is in email contact with you. It was the same night you wrote this:

March 25, 2010 10:03 PM
Posted by: Ubi
It was the you approach a bunch of gang bangers in a Cali hood, direct racial slurs and they beat the snot out of you....you can call the cops and you can sue...but the reality is, from a practical standpoint, you shouldn't because that's not going to replace your teeth or remove that bullet wound. Word to the wise."

What the hell are you people on about?

nothing in imdb about this. cannes-ha!

Captain Spaulding,

The former JFX moderator’s background is in journalism. It is highly likely Mark Twain was the moderator (or possibly, though not likely, another employee). He said he was writing on behalf of the collective. I had not logged in for months and the moment I did he referred to my screen name (misspelled). Only someone with access to logs would know when someone is online (as you know). He could also see Ghalib approaching the door for the Q&A.

I haven't heard about this film on twitter, so it can't be true.

Lilo is very cool. Love to see her get it all together and make a comeback personally and professionally.

Captain Spaulding,

It appears JFX, Dlisted and X17 have something in common - a man behind the curtain. However Dlisted is unique among the three because of their harassment of women. Questions regarding Dlisted’s defunct forum, coordinated attacks on x17online, Just Jared, and other sites; as well as the incidents the transpired on Facebook are still being evaluated. I’m merely using my spare time to satisfy my curiosity. It is unlikely I will have direct questions for you regarding these matters. If I do it will be several months from now.

Captain Spaulding,

Regarding the sickkitten incidents (on x17online, dlisted, Just Jared and female first.uk, respectively) was it you or Bowchickawawa who recently attacked her on femalefirst.uk?

Captain Spaulding,

Final questions for today:

Was sickkitten a member of Dlisted's defunct forum? If I asked what transpired, what would she tell me? For that matter, if I asked speakit or the other women who fled your forum about what transpired what would they tell me? I’m contemplating contacting a few of them.

Captain Spaulding,

As I said, I doubted you would be amenable to more questions but I will still ask them periodically. Even if you don’t enlighten us with responses, hopefully women will be enlightened by reading the questions.

You’re an adult man. Act like one.

A XXX version of Linda Lovelace's life. She hopes it pays better than the pa$$ing the pig parties

I’d prefer to simply ask him overdue questions.

Once again:

To anyone other than the agency's contract employee,

Search for “Web Proxy”. If you insist on returning use one to protect yourself from the man on this site. He is their computer network engineer. He can see your IP. He stages these fights from both sides to satisfy his control issues. He’s disgruntled because most people have left.

Anonymous links to this page on other sites with a short explanation would be helpful. It might prevent other women from stumbling into this mess.

x17 this story has been out there for a while. usually you guys jump the gun on stories and when it's real you lag.

Dlisted's Team Valtrex (aka Captain Spaulding)is the computer network engineer for this site. He made two huge mistakes. Telling me what IP connection I was using and trying to intimidate me with this:

March 25, 2010 10:03 PM
Posted by: Ubi
It was the you approach a bunch of gang bangers in a Cali hood, direct racial slurs and they beat the snot out of you....you can call the cops and you can sue...but the reality is, from a practical standpoint, you shouldn't because that's not going to replace your teeth or remove that bullet wound. Word to the wise."

poor jealous losers hating on lindsay
and each other because they have
sad lives

2:34 you’re welcome (again).

Didn't she move to England?

Dlisted's Team Valtrex (aka Captain Spaulding)won’t listen to reason. He denies being a misogynist but his actions speak volumes. At this point women need to know what occurs here. Those who take his bullshit to heart would be better off avoiding this site. Unfortunately, it won't completely solve the problem. The dlisted hive deliberately goes to other sites for the sole purpose of attacking regular posters. Some have written about their antics in open post. Just Jared is a favorite target.

She is going to feed aliens , like Britney did for years...
???

I'm really looking forward to see her in Inferno. I think the story can be very interesting. Especially coz Linda Lovelace was a porn actress and later became the spokesperson for the ANTI-pornography movement, so hopefully the film will be about that change. Pretty sure Lovelace's life is interesting enuf to make a great movie about.

When I see her in a legit movie I believe it. Not until then.

They are constantly telling people she is doing this that and other - but nothing ever materializes.

Is LL going to Cannes ???

A word of advice for Team Valtrex (aka Captain Spaulding) and his alt characters,

It was easy to pair the text from the sickkitten attacks on x17online and femalefirst.uk. I suspect both came from a 192 non-routable IP address. As you know, you are still subject to a court order. I suggest you retire from roaming the net with the sole intention of writing posts to harass women and girls. Unless you want to go to prison. Then you can ask maria to write YOU in prison. I think she might actually do it for you.

I hope she plays opposite to Long Dong Silver!

2:37 PM The losers will always hate wealthy people like Lindsay
because she earns more money in one minute than they earn in a lifetime. Don't expect them to change their jealous ways.
They hate their parents for doing a poor job of raising them.

How wealthy is she when she has to resort to stealing and carrying white powder in the front of her shoes?

She is so over in the business.

why is she doing a frontal combover? Is she bald???

Chill out people! It's a movie role, it's acting, it's pretending. Just look at Charlize Theron. She played a prostitute/serial killer in Monster. Is she one in real life? Don't think so. She was not good looking in that movie, but she played the prostitute/serial killer character so good! And she got a price for that "dirty" role. And a bit nudity isn't bad at all. Even actresses like Helen Mirren participated in nude scenes and played sexy screen roles. Nudity won't kill your career. And yeah this Lovelace character later became a anti porn activist. Fascinating story line. Let's wait and see and not judge it. Maybe this will be her come-back movie, who knows. And Hollywood loves come-back tales.

Awesome, perfect role for her.
She can practice her oral skills on me anytime.

3:55pm Lindsay Lohan wealthy??? Are you kidding??? Shes broke, she hasnt got any money. Lindsay is poor compared to many celebs in her age group. Even zlists like Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Snooki, and Tila Tequila have more and are making more money than her. And why the hell would someone be jeolous of Lindsay Lohan????? Whats there to be jeolous of??? Shes a laughing stock, drug addict, alcoholic, rasicts, convicted criminal, and pathetic. There are so many other celebs that people will be jeolous of, and trust me Lindsay is not on that list. You sound dumb. As for this role shes supposedly got, if this is true and its a big IF because shes known for lying. The producer must be really stupid wanting to employ, someone like her who is unreliable, and has a terrible image Or its a very cheap, low budget film. A film with her in it will bomb and go straight to DVD. No professional producer would think of giving her work in a good film. Shes box office poison.

Nice time notation.

So Lindsay is going to deepthroat? *gags*

Howdeee Manimal5!!!

Does she really think this is the way to go? It seems to me that if wants to re-establish her career she should pick a less risky role.

@ 1:56
I haven't heard about this film on twitter, so it can't be true.

LOL.

http:// www.dlisted (dot)com/node/37118
Tv your buddies are here. Write one of your rape fantasies about little girls. Bet they’d love it. Your chickenshit bud Manimal5 deleted the xlink.

This is a lie, no offer has been extended for this role to the firecrotch.

3:55pm Lindsay Lohan wealthy??? Are you kidding??? Shes broke, she hasnt got any money. Lindsay is poor compared to many celebs in her age group. Even zlists like Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Snooki, and Tila Tequila have more and are making more money than her. And why the hell would someone be jeolous of Lindsay Lohan????? Whats there to be jeolous of??? Shes a laughing stock, drug addict, alcoholic, rasicts, convicted criminal, and pathetic. There are so many other celebs that people will be jeolous of, and trust me Lindsay is not on that list. You sound dumb. As for this role shes supposedly got, if this is true and its a big IF because shes known for lying. The producer must be really stupid wanting to employ, someone like her who is unreliable, and has a terrible image Or its a very cheap, low budget film. A film with her in it will bomb and go straight to DVD. No professional producer would think of giving her work in a good film. Shes box office poison.

Wee k, I (we) didn’t know bitchplease. was you. The point was ESE is Dlisted’s moderator. He KNOWS from the log when you are there. TV is X17’s network engineer. He KNOWS from the log when you are here. ESE and TV are friends. I have a screen capture of ESE saying he talks to TV in email. The screen capture includes everything ESE deleted connecting three boards. Are the two men illegally sharing information about women they want to harass online? I don't know. Maybe. A woman named speakit was being harassed by men from their defunct forum. ESE KNOWS who is responsible but did nothing to stop it. He KNOWS them too. We believe they are friends.

Whenever it is quiet here, the shit is hitting the fan somewhere else. When TV mentioned kira the other night, I instinctively knew sickkitten posts would show up somewhere. And they did at female first.uk.

TV used his log to attack every woman here at various times. Some of us have had conversations about his behavior off the board. He was the author of the dead posts. She drafted on him. Those posts appeared wherever you were here, even anonymously, and long after she was gone. He was in hushmail with mattia who later became AM. She knew about his job and how he used it to attack women. She wanted him to exact revenge for her and threatened him. He became her snarling pit bull. None of us like seeing an animal abused so we fed him treats to calm him down. It worked for awhile. Beneath his darkness there is an intelligent man with a good sense of humor but his delusions of control are out of control. It is what drives him. When he decided to start attacking us again we had two choices: tranquilize him or put him down. Eventually he will do this shit to the wrong woman and his luck will run out. She will put him down. Everyone knows his role here now. Either he calms the f*ck down or he will be making it worse for himself.

K,

Search "x17online" "Britney Spears" "you owe me" "Henry"

You’ll see Oda Mae (AM) threatening TV to get him to do her bidding.

We all remember what happened afterward.

SHE IS SO TALENTED THERE IS A REASON SHE HAD #1 MOVIES IN THE PAST. I WANT HER TO MAKE A COME BACK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD FOR HER !
LINDSAY WHY WHY WHY !!!!

Now the stalker is ANGRY!!!! That's when shit gets seriously dangerous! A stalker admitting they are angry!

i have seen the movie and lindsey can deep throat already so she has that going for her!

i hate troll f*ckers!