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Lindsay Lohan Gets Interviewed By A Raunchy Puppet
Posted on Mon Aug 1, 2011 01:00 PM PDT
Here's one way to avoid doing a hard-hitting interview.
Lindsay Lohan sat down for "On the Skycouch with Rico," a cute ad series for Air New Zealand.
Apparently when you're a furry, fanged creature, you can get away with saying a lot more than a normal journalist, because Rico threw a number of digs Lilo's way ... and she took all of them with a giggle!
Rico wanted to know about Linds' life in front of the cameras. Commenting on the paparazzi, the puppet said:
- "They get you everywhere! They're taking pictures of you shopping and eating. Kissing lady friends. Anyway ..."
As if that wasn't below the belt enough, Rico gifted Lindsay with jewelry from New Zealand and quipped, "Don't worry, they're all paid for."
The above video teaches us many things, including that you can make fun of Lindsay if you closely resemble Fozzy the Bear and that Rico is the king of the double entendre.
Lindsay's not the only one who's been hypnotized by Rico. See who else has hit the air couch ... after the jump.
David Hasselhoff was also Rico'd! But he was given a thong instead of jewelry, so we think Lindsay still came out the winner (not that it was a competition).
That silly Rico ...
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Comments
thats cute!!!
She was paid $2 million for this! woooowwwww
Still making the best of her situation even on house arrest.
Go Lindsay and Shawn.
Fitting comment by the puppet aabout not having to worry about her stealing something!
@4:33
She took the plea deal to avoid jail and did NOT plead "Guilty" She just decided to dispose of the case as it was in her best interests due to the fact that she was on probation.
She's a convicted thief and no amount of bullshit spread around by brain dead enablers can ever change that.
4 24, correction:
$12 million
Maaaaannnn... She must be really broke because this is the second low budget commercial she's done.
That hair is so nasty. Thought she'd be pretty again if she went back to red hair, but saw pics of her partying with Wonky over the weekend and she has wrecked her face beyond repair.
Somehow doubt this will be the last video she shoots on a couch with something furry.
Sad. She is so done.
her lines were basically:
"OH WOW THANK YOU!"
and "WOW THANK YOU YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT!"
Her voice sounds like Harvey Fierstein rough in "I know who Killed Me'.
Sounds like she's down to just a pack a day now.
to the people who talked about her voice its been that way since she was a child just like Demi Moore you make fun of her too
how cute Lindsay Lohan still has it.She is beautiful
So of course Bloho is still too poor to afford to pay for treatment. Drugs and booze are a priority for here!
omg so cute!
Snoop Dogg also did a video with Rico for Air New Zealand! Check it out!
Yes, $2,000,000 for 4.43 minutes "work"
CHA-CHING!
c u t e n e s s o v e r l o a d
Funny skit!
I liked how she was so spontaneous!!!
Madilyn Monroe.... The Pap smear razzi.... Hahahaha
Yup, Snoop Dogg was also Rico'd. Lindsay's video is my favorite so far.
That Rico, such a gentleman.
It's just a commercial for New Zealand, but it shows how talented she is -- and so natural.
Lucky Lindsay! She gets rich while she sleeps .... on house arrest.
Lindsay is looking so good. So she enjoyed having fun in her early 20's, who hasn't. She may not have made best decisions.....but deciding "NOT" to do Drew Pinsky's Celebrity Rehab was a good one. Good for her!
I just LOVE her smile when she says 'that's another word for it yes'
kissing lady friends lulz
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A bloated hoarse lesbian and a puppet. Pathetic.
$12,000,000 for 4.43 minutes "work"
CHA-CHING!
Well, she looks adorable in this vid.
Gee, when you're parodying your own criminal record in in a ghetto weave you're at rock bottom.
No real roles till she's dine CS. No hurry to do that, huh?
2 mill, 12 mill or $2.00. Pay for a shrink.
Ha! Great sketch! I have to give LILO credit for being a good sport. That's what I like about her. She has no problem to make fun of herself, but you never see her making fun of someone else. I remember reading about her not wanting to make fun of her idol, Marilyn Monroe in a movie. She changed a scripted fat joke about Monroe. The original line was, "Marilyn could never fit in a size 0 dress," but LILO was like, "No, I don't want to make fun of Marilyn. What if I say, Marilyn would never wear a SCRAM bracelet." Gosh love this girl.
The bizarre part is that she's proud of this.
Fire your agent right away. You'll never get a legit film role if you keep doing this shit.
Convicted stalker 5:12 knows that Lindsay is innocent
but doesn't know the meaning of a plea deal.
A cute puppet and a beautiful lady make for a funny interview.
Haha. Look at me. I'm a thief and I have no shame or work ethic!
7:59 Oh really? Well, I live in Europe and wee see ridiculous TV commercials starring Hollywood stars on a daily basis. George Clooney is doing a stupid coffee commercial and Huge Jackman is starring a cringe-worthy Lipton Ice Tea commercial. They do these commercial for the European and Asian market, coz they don't want Americans to find out. They're only doing it for the money, coz these people have strong careers. Some even promote deodorant on TV. Like I said, It's cringe-worthy to watch them in such TV commercials. At least this commercial was kinda funny and I'd rather do a commercial for Air New Zealand than promoting Lipton Ice Tea.
It's sooo innapropriate for someone who thinks they'll be in fim again. her career is officially over. Catch her at the car shows.
Speaking of things that are "sad and very scary," it turns out Linds made two ads while under house arrest at her Venice Beach pad. In addition to that low-production value commercial for a penny-auction site, she further debased herself by playing second fiddle to a puppet for Air New Zealand.
In the spot (watch it here), the puffy-lipped, bleach-coiffed starlet chats with a fuzzy, creepy-looking dummy named Rico.
The lowest point among many: Rico pokes fun at her legal problems by giving her jewelry, then mentioning that it's paid for.
8.11
She was paid at least $25,000 (plus $10,000 credits) to film a 18-sec-ad. They probably paid her big money for this ad, too, and this one looks really good and professional. And last but not least, she shot the cover shoot for Vanity Fair while being on house arrest. Not bad, not bad at all.
good job hiding her scram bracelet. She's reading her line off the box. lame.
.......too bad her SAG benefits have lapsed because she doesn't have any real acting jobs.
Lindsay Lohan's constant partying all weekend in Malibu with Paris Hilton & Nicky Hilton is only adding growing concern from the starlet’s inner circle.
Emma Stone is this summer’s leading lady, and the actress sure knows how to work a red carpet.
From movie premieres -- the girl had three just this summer! -- to working her charm on magazine covers, Stone continues to dazzle in some of the hottest looks out there.
With many wondering if Stone is the America's Newest Sweetheart like, say, Reese Witherspoon -- they probably aren’t too far off. With her sweet charm and on-screen charisma, Stone has what it takes to stick around Hollywood.
Earning so much money, yet fail to pay a simple $1000.00 bill till she's embarrased into it. Class act.
Lindsay has completed around 40 hours of her ordered 480 hours of community service, and she must complete the community service by July 2012, but with Lindsay's track record with complying with the terms of probation, her advisors are growing increasingly concerned.
W A K E Y . W A K E Y . H A N D S . O F F . S N A K E Y !
L O L !
^ Great thing, Lindsay is away from Ronson, so they can't blame Lindsay this time. Ronson has a new girlfriend for some time.
Are you crazy?
There is NO WAY she was paid twelve million dollars for this.
Not even 2 million.
Perhaps two hundred thousand dollars is a more realistic figure.
The delusional Lohans are starting to believe their own press releases.
9:00
#HennyBlack DJ
LMAO, will we see a mugshot of Sam Ronson?! A lot of people turned out to be right about the Ronsons, they are hypocrites. Now we will probably see Sam Ronson going to AA classes. Let's hope she won't end up in rehab. Most LiLo fans must be relieved that LiLo has nothing to do anymore with the Ronson family.
Lindsay STOLE that necklace.
She admitted it by pleading No Contest.
She will be known as a thief forever.
Ronson very wisely dumped Lindsay.
Even with a DUI, Samantha is in better legal shape than Lindsay ever will be.
Ronson was within her legal rights to refuse the breathalizer and insist on a blood test instead.This is nothing compared to the shit Lindsay has pulled over the years. Lindsay is a bad influence on everyone.
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE KIDS!
Lindsay got 2 DUIs when she was 20 years old. Samantha is almost 34 years old.... what's her excuse? She should know better, even more because of Lindsay's troubled past. Lindsay's still paying the price for her 2 DUIs. I'm disappointed in Samantha's behavior. I always thought she was a great influence on Lindsay, but I'm not so sure anymore. I know Samantha is not in Lindsay's life anymore and I know she's dating Erin Foster, but again, a 33-yr old woman should know better.
The enablers get some wierd joy out of hating on Ronson and Paris. As if that makes Lindsay better some how.
Ronson dumped Lindsay ages ago. Ages ago.
9:30/1
"Lindsay's a bad influence on everyone"
Too funny, Sam never got into trouble when she was with Lindsay and Sam was looking good back then. Now that Sam has moved on from Lindsay she gets arrested for a DUI at 10.30am and she looks like the cryptkeeper these days. What does that say about Sam or her new gf, that tall blonde girl? Lindsay must be laughing her azz off. Sam is getting a small taste of what Lindsay has been dealing with and she will also be criticized in public. You know what? Sam and Lindsay are so much alike, they should get back together already, they both look miserable without each other and they don't function well without each other. They're a match made in heaven.
" On Sunday night, music producer and DJ Mark Ronson headed to The Bank Nightclub to celebrate his bachelor party with close friends and sister, Samantha Ronson. The pair celebrated with bottles of champagne while dancing to the sounds of The Bank's DJ's Karma and David Christian"
SMH! Who let someone drink and drive? Mark should know better, too. He recently attended Amy's funeral in London and Sam and Mark lost friends to drugs, like DJam. Sam's ex girlfriend Lindsay is an (ex)addict, too. Driving while intoxicated is no joke. You can kill yourself and others.
Samantha is cool. No one was hurt and the DUI gives her some great street cred.
LOL The Lohans will never even come close to the Ronsons in status, wealth, intelligence and accomplishment.
10:20 Ronson is fake and a hypocrite. Only one of her handful of fan girls would think she's cool. I don't like Lohan, but she's real and she has some street cred. What you say is what you get.
OK this was funny! And she looks amazing!
The Ronson's are like the Hilton's when it comes to wealth. They inherited their money; and the current batch never earned a cent on their own without relying on their family's wealth.
I'm not the only 1.
LOL the Ronsons will never be as famous and talented as Lindsay Lohan.
That crazy lil' redhead has more talent in her lil' pinky than all the Ronsons combined. Money can't buy you famous. Money can't buy you talent either. Dating or s-cking up to Lindsay Lohan will get you famous.
^ Money can't buy you FAME
the Lohans are the haters. they smear everyone just to make themselves feel better about their lousy lives.
Can she get any cuter? Just love her in this commercial. Can watch it over and over again. So funny and crazy cute!
What the hell was that?!
Is that what passes for as entertainment in New Zealand? Jesus, that lame porno Paris Hilton did with that Soloman guy was more interesting than this shit.
she shows she's a good sport and i love her smiley face. she strikes me as a positive, sweet , funny person.
cause NO human takes the effort to interview her.
Aww I want to give her a hug, too!
Cute!
LiLo is cute
Wow,she looks gorgeous in this and it made me laugh. Well done!
Love her facial expressions!!! Just love her in motion!!!!
she has a very unique-sounding, sexy, husky voice. you can immediately tell it's her.
I like the smirk on her face when that silly Rico says Goodnight Lilo I will dream of you. She is very cute and when I see her doing funny sketches like this, I can't wait to see her on the big screen again. This girl just has it.
11:21
Posted by: Anonymous
10:20 Ronson is fake and a hypocrite. Only one of her handful of fan girls would think she's cool. I don't like Lohan, but she's real and she has some street cred. What you say is what you get.
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@11:21
Totally agree. HA HA that she got a DUI.
Lindsay keeps it real and we all know what she thinks of the legal system.
"12 million dollars!?
The delusional Lohans are starting to believe their own press releases."
The delusional Lohans are starting to believe their own press releases.
Lindsay Lohan is continuing her reign as the queen of zero budget commercials shot with a Flip cam in her living room by starring in this sketch for Air New Zealand with a hairy dingle puppet named Rico who looks like something she'd might hallucinate while muff diving during an Oxy and Red Bull binge. LiLo shot this mess while she was on house arrest for violating probation by snatching that necklace and that hairy nutsack with eyes even makes a joke about it.
Yeah, Air New Zealand isn't exactly selling themselves by using a known thieving thief as a spokeswhore in this day and age of airline employees snatching your checked shit. You already have to stroke your belongings and have the "I'll never forget you" talk with them before you check your luggage in. But then again, Air New Zealand has plenty of glamorous jewlings (whatever that is) and I love those!
And yeah, you can add a "puppet" to the list of things that look more alive and healthy than Blohan.
Lindsay Lohan is continuing her reign as the queen of zero budget commercials shot with a Flip cam in her living room by starring in this sketch for Air New Zealand with a hairy dingle puppet named Rico who looks like something she'd might hallucinate while muff diving during an Oxy and Red Bull binge. LiLo shot this mess while she was on house arrest for violating probation by snatching that necklace and that hairy nutsack with eyes even makes a joke about it.
Yeah, Air New Zealand isn't exactly selling themselves by using a known thieving thief as a spokeswhore in this day and age of airline employees snatching your checked shit. You already have to stroke your belongings and have the "I'll never forget you" talk with them before you check your luggage in. But then again, Air New Zealand has plenty of glamorous jewlings (whatever that is) and I love those!
And yeah, you can add a "puppet" to the list of things that look more alive and healthy than Blohan.
She speaks! :)
Lindsay Lohan is back to what she does best, partying late and falling over in public, according to spies at LA's Chateau Marmont. Fresh off her all-weekend party with Paris Hilton, La Lohan was back in vintage form at the celebrity hangout on Monday night. A witness told us, "She was in the bathroom and told her friend, 'Oh, my God, do you think everyone saw me fall flat on my face? I hate myself.' Then she stepped on my foot so hard." The spy said Lohan, in a short, black romper suit and strappy heels with her hair in a bun, "looked wobbly, and on her way back to her table outside stumbled over again. The next time she got up, hotel security had to give her a hand." Lohan partied in front of more demure stars including Olivia Wilde and Emily Blunt, who remained low-key -- at separate tables -- and left at about 1 a.m. with her friends.