Lindsay Lohan Stumbles Out Of Les Deux, Gets Denied At Voyeur

Right on schedule! Trainwreck keep rollin' till the wheels come off!

did she forget how to walk over the past view days?!

Lindsay is a compulsive lier. She said on ther twitter page that paparazzis push her and that's why she fell down again. In the photos and video I don't see anyone behind or next to Lindsay close enough to push her. She just blames all the bad things that happened to her on others.
Here is Lindsay's tweet where she blamed her fall to the paparazzis:
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Lindsaylohan@ElectraAvellan see how embaressing it is when paps push you into a fall w/FENDIS ON! Again to me? And NOW YOU?sober sally's take a timber
about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

Bullsh-t, as always

And still Mama Dina denies that Lindsanity has substance abuse issues? Girlfriend is going to be worm food very soon if SOMEONE doesn't step up and force her into rehab.

A club didn't let her in to drink? Oh the absolute horror.

What happened to Samantha? She must still be mad at Lindsay's accusations of her hitting Linds.
I HOPE SAMANTHA JUST MOVES OUT THE EW BUILDING before Lindsay destroy Sam's reputation of Sam hitting her.

Lindsanity is Shitney two years later...perhaps Jamie Spears should intervene.

5150

what does it mean 5150???? I've seeing that in many posts...

she wasn't denied entry, but it suits your story, so...

7:57 Shake?

7,52 she can also mean that her friend fell coz paps pushed her, maybe she doesn't talk about herself in that tweet, just sayin

Voyeur nightclub in LA just set me up&paid off paparazzi to not let me in the back door


That part about not being let in must be confusing to some.

There are pictures and videos of her falling down.


That part about falling down must be confusing to some.

all the hot celebs 'don't like her now ,she s bad role model , she' needs to set good example like miley does

I believe what Lindsay said about Sam Ronson hitting her because how can Sam is hiding now. She must be so mortified and embarrased to be a wife beater.

all the hot celebs 'don't like her now ,she s bad role model , she' needs to set good example like miley does

all the hot celebs 'don't like her now ,she s bad role model , she' needs to set good example like miley does

ughhhh STFU X17, trashing Lilo on a daily basis is getting old. Give the girl some space.

Hot

Her handlers must be writing the excuses for her.

But it's hard not to see what is right before the whole country's eyes.

When will her manager snap out of the denial?

Its because of the paparazzi why my cousin tripped yet again. Just leave her alone. So sick of them giving my cousin and my family a hard time following us. All we want is privacy and respect. What have we done to deserve so much hatred????? My cousin is justed having a good night out I dont see the problem nearly every girl her age goes out every night to have some fun it including me dont mean we are getting drunk and doing drugs. My cousin is not doing drugs or drinking shes been clean for years. There are so many celebs going out everynight Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Rihanna, Hilary Duff, Beyonce, Megan Fox do they get critized???? No so why should my cousin???? So sick of the bulls****, the made up storys that is giving us a bad name. Just leave my family alone and stop making up stuff its pathetic and stupid and most of the people on these stupid sites believing what they read are delusional. Wake up people and get a life of your own, stop worrying about my familys.

HA HA! Good one, Faye!

she looks clear eyed and if it were not for this BS site for mindless assho*les that read it , it would not be reported
this poor girl needs a few thing one - not to go out 2 some real people around her and 3 most important a real PR person . FU x17 . your site sucks and is only for mindless morons who would eat s&it if put in front of them and were told - "it's corned beef hash" Now run along and feed those kids you can't afford or ever really wanted.

Feel sorry for her, the way the media is picking on her, constantly. Never one positive word about her. Must be difficult to deal with sometimes. The media even talked sh*t about positive things like her haiti benefit and bbc documentary. The media treat no other celeb as bad as they treat her. She just can't do anything right at the moment.

Its because of the paparazzi why my cousin tripped yet again. Just leave her alone. So sick of them giving my cousin and my family a hard time following us. All we want is privacy and respect. What have we done to deserve so much hatred????? My cousin is just having a good night out I dont see the problem nearly every girl her age goes out every night to have some fun including me dont mean we are getting drunk and doing drugs. My cousin is not doing drugs or drinking shes been clean for years. There are so many celebs going out everynight Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Rihanna, Hilary Duff, Beyonce, Megan Fox do they get critized???? No so why should my cousin???? So sick of the bulls****, the made up storys that is giving us a bad name. Just leave my family alone and stop making up stuff its pathetic and stupid and most of the people on these stupid sites believing what they read are delusional. Wake up people and get a life of your own, stop worrying about my familys.

Good luck finding another site, because most all of the celeb sites are reporting the same thing.

Well gee Linds, maybe you're attracting to much attention to their discerning clientele.

So she can't pay her rent on time, but it looks like she had money to have sh*t pumped into her lips again. She looks ridiculous as usual.

tabs spin tehir stories anyway, now they don't talk about lindsay the "stalker cough cough" they invent some new story. yeah, it's all about Lindsay the "partycrasher" (who is denied entry all the time and isn't invited) at the moment. It's a new trend in tabloid land. Sad thing is that there peeps who believe these made up stories. Tabloids like to write what fits their agenda. They make things up and are blowing things out of proportion. Yeah, believe everything you read !!

..I like her

girl looks good and in a pretty good mood. And she doesn't even fall here. But hey, paps follow her 24/7 and everything's on tape, so gossip sites will always create some sort of drama.

what? is she signing autographs for her fans? don't see her do that very often.

Stop with the Bullshit. Why should people pitty and feel sorry for her????? Can you explain that plz???? She choose this lifestyle to be a cokehead and alocholic nobody forced her. Her and her fans are aways blaming others for her problems Friends, family, paparazzi. Its her shes a big woman now shes not 17.Yes her parents are not good parents but there are so many kids that have bad parents when they are growing up and they dont turn to drugs and alochol and the paparazzi are also not to blame if a celebrity well former child star is behaving like she is of course they will follow her. Faye your cousin is not clean just look at her does these pictures look like she is clean???? You, her fans, and Lindsay nedd to wake up.

Faye, I believe you. I don't think Lindsay is in a crises, I think Michael is behind a lot of the stuff about Lindsay. Guess what? Over at Celeb|bitchy some posters are saying that Electra is Ali even though Ali is 7 years younger, 4 inches taller and thinner than Electra, and besides that, in NEW YORK right now. Electra also fell, but you notice no pictures of that. Lindsay did a good documentary but little is being said about that. That's a shame because that's what's really important and means a lot to Lindsay. T M Z did a crap story about Lindsay being broke. The tabloids are relentless yet most of the people who write these stories couldn't deal with what they are putting Lindsay through. I guess Lindsay, Dina, Ali, and the rest of the family have to ride the storm. Maybe you guys should make your own website that addresses every single tabloid lie. It's out of hand now, totally ridiculous. Believe me, people that follow Lindsay know these stories are mostly exaggerations and often totally made up.

There are pictures of her getting up off her ass, but these fooking liars are trying to say she didn't fall?

She sure falls down a lot.

White powder in her shoes? Come on, stop being in denial.

Her management will be in denial until they have to shop for her coffin.

This whore is inches away from getting flushed down the tiolet.

Stupid Coke Whore

Leave her alone for a while; paparazzi need to stop harassing her all the time; it's just too much; recently paps even film her on private property and inside her apartment building. It's insane !?!

Who is the idiot blathering on about Miley? The girl is having boyfriends - and we all are doing the same thing with our boyfriends. Right?
So shut up already.

Cleopatra isn't the only queen of denial

this girl is so damaged,she loves and lives for this attention.at this point she's probably falling on purpose.

doesn't have to tweet her personal business..does it all for attention.

and you're right 8:28am, you usually never see anyone seeking her autograph. looks like professional autograph seekers,looking to cash in on the "last" autographs, if the end is near.

Yep, gossipsites like to twist this stuff........all for "hits", especially when it's about lohan........about the paps, they're rude an they're driving her crazy. Poor girl!

if she pretends long enough she will convince us she is not broke, a liar, thief, con-artist and brain-addled doped up fraud., but then mom says..she's just fine.

WOW! Lindsay is such a LIAR! She's saying on twitter she got pushed by the paparazzi but there are no paps around her when she fell. Girrrrl stay HOME for once and get your life together!!

8:29 no 2 Would you like the paps to treat anyone you like or love the way they treat Lindsay? Do you hear the crap they are saying to her? do you see them like a bunch of wild animals surrounding her, camping out at her parking lot, endangering her life with the stupid flashbulbs. Enough pics are enough. The coverage and stories are excessive and repetitious. Just HOW many times did she so-call hit rock bottom and was about to die. We've been hearing the same stuff for years. And prove she's on coke or drunk. You can't. I can't prove she is clean or high. Neither can most of the other people making claims but you can talk and accuse her of any BS you want to.

no one is hatin 'ppl are waking up to new world

Maybe if she had a job or went back to school instead of making a spectacle of herself she would get positive feedback but to be out CONSTANTLY @ clubs is easy prey for paps. The girl is in SERIOUS trouble and no one is stepping in but many are partying with her, i.e. enablers. It's not about the gossip sites it's about a lost addicted young woman who is very sad this is what Lohans family should be concentrating on -not the paps or gossip sites.

You can hear her say when she's in the car "It's not your fault" when all the paps are asking her if she's OK. She knows she fell on her own. I can't stand liars. And, why does she always have that weird scowl look on her face, she doesn't even know how to smile anymore. Sad.

are there people who really care about this girl?? she needs people that have her back.

FLASHBACK TO 2004
Hollywood darling Lindsay Lohan's latest movie Mean Girls grosses $130 million on a budget of $17 million and she begins working on new movies with Jane Fonda and Meryl Streep. Lindsay can be seen on the cover of all the top magazines and has millions of adoring fans.

CUT TO 2010
Former actress 'Lilo' is locked out of another club and in a drunken rage stumbles pathetically into a cactus, falling on her bloated botched-surgeried face while a couple of paps laugh their asses off. Online gossip websites, the only place she can be seen since being blacklisted by the movie industry, poke fun at her descent into pornography and paid escort work. Having alienated most of her fans, she maintain only a small following in Romania and Chile and will soon be asking for donations towards her rent as she is threatened with homelessness.

WE LEAVE THE HUMILIATIONS OF 2010 AND MOVE FORWARD IN TIME, TO NEW YEARS DAY 2012.
Professional porn star Lindsay Lohan has been eaten by a shark while swimming nude for a photoshoot for Purple Magazine. The porn star and escort girl who once called 2011 Academy Award winner Tara Reid "washed up" is now herself ironically washed up, literally, in pieces on a beach in St Barts. Her body parts will be sold online at Lohanhouse by her mother who maintains that Lindsay is "fine".

Shitty Papz!!??!! F# them, F# that club, it is their fault, put stupid stairs there, then blind her totally with their F# Strobes, freakin stupid useless scum!

9:20 yes, it was the stairs, clubs and paps fault. DENIAL!!!!

This is so sad...she's human just like all of us, and there are people out there that care and love her. People that actually know her. She may or may not like the attention, but regardless, she needs to take care of herself...whatever that means to her. She needs to go somewhere far far away, where she can nurture her soul.

get help linds.

Dina, I am your age. Get your head out of the sand. Take a deep breath and go do the right thing for your daughter. How can you let her get this type of press?

WHEN OH WHEN WILL FIRE CROTCH F'ING DIE???????????? SOOOO SICK OF THIS BIATCH ALREADY!!!!!

Seems she's having a hard time (and the media is cruel to her). She's probably going out a lot just to avoid being alone. I bet if there was someone waiting for her at home, she wouldn't go out THAT much. I hope there are still people in her life who support her. I mean, her family .. where to begin (so sad), no steady on/off relationship with lotsa problems, lost her long time friends and more. About her (ex) dad, even if he thinks she needs help, this is not the way to do it. It's humiliating and the things he does in public ruins her personal and professional career. No decent parent would think this is the right way to help their (famous) child. She seems a little lost, or better said, just not appreciated by anyone, not loved and feeling lonely too. Now she's down people turn their back on her, but Hollywood loves come-backs. Once she will be on top again and people will kiss her a$$ again. Most important, I wanna see her happy again, just happy and healthy. She can do it.

What if Lindsay were picked up on one of these nights when she's clubbing and administered a drug test by a court order? And, what if she came up clean? That's the sort of PR that can turn it around for her. Right now, her image is terrible and getting worse. Faye and especially Dina and the rest of the Lohans need to look at public opinion and how it impacts future work for Lindsay. If it was just the tabloids, that's one thing, but it is also making rounds in mainstream talk radio and television. Lindsay's image and reputation need to be addressed and fixed. NOW.

9.20 agreed

I heart Hollywood's talented wild child LL, but she should go to Club Bed for some nights. Maybe she goes clubbing a lot right now to relieve some stress, I dunno.

wtf! Those photogs are nutso! They go crazy when they see LiLo. And what's with all those people asking for her autograph? She needs more bodyguards.

Did they edit the video again ? first you see her leaving Les Deux, then at her ap. building, back to Les Deux, then Voyeur and then Trousdale. I mean WTH is this !

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10. Saoirse Ronan (15)
9. Carey Mulligan (24)
8. Kristen Stewart (19)
7. Ellen Page (23)
6. Michelle Williams (29)
5. Evan Rachel Wood (22)
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8.56 FYI
she said: "it's not your fault thank you" to the SECURITY GUY (NOT to the paps!).

How much does it cost to rent the car,get the paps to photo a nobody,get fake fans to act as though they really want an autograph,rent the clothes,etc. I'd like to try it for the day. You know, to pretend I'm relevent. It must take money to do this, so whos paying?
Oh, but I don't want to buy the fall down in public thing.

She's a pathological liar. She always denies responsibility and blames someone else for her life being a mess. She gets no pity, understanding or belief from me, because she has proven over and over with the lies to the public that she can't be trusted.

The gossip sites are really on a feeding frenzy with Linds right now ,posting a lot of fairy tales to get hits, but Linds should not make it so easy for them!

Girlfriend, please stay at home; you can afford a paid companion if you don't want to be home alone; right now your father , the paps,gossip sites and your excessive partying and ruining any chance of a comeback; furthermore,if you don't stop your night life, the "falls", it is open to the judge to require random drug/alcohol testing or in-house rehab. Please consider your ways Linds you're treading a very thin line at this point!

Lindsay's world-vs-Yours
1.Nice clothes.....rags
2.Entry to clubs...home on computer
3.Great looks....fat,homely
4.Nice person....evil,filled with spite
5.Works hard for her fame....laughs at LL
You people are just sickos trying to figure out why the paps follow her. Figure it out dumb asses, if she was a dull washed up horror why would they love to follow her so much? Do you enjoy looking at ugly things? Didn't think so.
GO LINDSAY!

8:37 Iam agree with you. One step good of her in this video was signed photo to her fans. She is amazing woman. Love u deeply :)

Why 8:37 has 2 comments same time? Iam agree with the second to leave her alone.

You enablers, especially the one at 12:40 will help drive her to her grave! Keep telling her she's wonderful and doing great and that everyone is fine! Just like Dina would do! Going ahead and add fuel to the fire! See what happens, you stupid f'ing lying dumbasses! :)

12:40. Other than Lohan clones like Maria she has lost all respect and is regarded is just another child star who could not handle success and burned out

12:40. Other than Lohan clones like Maria she has lost all respect and is regarded is just another child star who could not handle success and burned out

LiLo is more interesting as a trainwreck than an actress these days

All your savings and 6 months advance?!?

Owners don’t want her dropping dead in their clubs. It’s bad for business.

Will her mom still she’s fine when they lower the coffin into the ground?

2:24 true.

Beautiful outfit. LOVED her pants and the shoes were really sharp. At least she looked HOT when she stumbled! Way to go Lilo!

FLASHBACK TO 2004/CUT TO 2010

HUMILIATIONS OF 2010/TO NEW YEARS DAY 2012

HOLLYWOODNEWS TOP 10 ACTRESSES UNDER 30

Thanks, they were on target!

Adding to 3:33 and funny!

Please stop with wishing Lindsay death and gloom ppl! Good Lord, did you party at 23 yrs old? I sure did and I turned out great! Give her a break!

"the shoes were really sharp"?
Lilo should wear flats for walking, especially at night, or she's going to sprain an ankle

Lindsay please stop wishing yourself death and gloom. The party's over. You're 23 and close to dying.

3:42 you're an enabler and an idiot.

Die already and take whoever is still dumb enough to be a fan, enabler and/or your parents with you.
YAWN...

Oh and take that Moose you call a YOUNGER sister with you to HELL!

# Bio Lindsay Lohan Actress Designer Musician Director/Writer/Producer Artist of many things/Professional Victim.. :)

wasn't having her apartment cleaned up supposed to make things "clearer" for Bloho??

10 02

lol just like 2010 was supposed to make things "better" for her

MichaelJLohan: @LindsayLohan.. was I wrong for yelling .YES, but how about all the things mom did? remember Atlantis?Remember the lies to the cops? 5:44 AM Apr 1st via web

MichaelJLohan: @LindsayLohan... YOU told the police mom and her parents were lying! Who bought the house? Who gave you everything? 5:46 AM Apr 1st via web

10:02 and remember how her 3 day trip to India "changed her life"?

More briefcase money, multiple probation violations?

MichaelJLohan: @LindsayLohan...How about the briefcases of money I'd give you ,mom and the kids to spend?Who flew back and forth every week,Coast to coast 5:48 AM Apr 1st via web

MichaelJLohan: @LindsayLohan..who WENT TO JAIL for 2 yrs because U and mom cried 2 me 2 come to LA,while I was on Probation,knowing I'd get violated?ME! 5:50 AM Apr 1st via web

Does anyone know what happened in Atlantis? What was the lie to the cops?

Why would he carry briefcases of money?

She doesn’t care about repeatedly violating her probation any more than her father. Every time he flew coast to coast with briefcases of cash he was violating his probation.

The troll isn't chatty.

http://www(dot)thehollywoodgossip(dot)com/2010/04/lindsay-lohan-tweets-abuse-allegations-at-dad/

http://www(dot)thehollywoodgossip(dot)com/2010/04/michael-lohan-loves-attention-hates-thg/

http://www(dot)eonline(dot)com/uberblog/b174571_lindsay_lohans_dad_defends_rampant.html

http://www(dot)thehollywoodgossip(dot)com/2010/04/lindsay-lohan-is-desperate-and-possibly-broke-michael-lohan-is-s/

8:51 Yes they shouldnt be following her like that but shes the one who calls them and tells them where she is. Shes always out clubbing every night drunk, high, and making a fool of herself. When she behaves like this it brings more attention to herself and they will follow her more. If she wants them to stop maybe she should stop going clubbing every night, stop calling them telling them where she is, and stop acting like a idiot. Mnay celebs who are bigger than her can go out and keep a low profile without paps following them. Stop blaming the paps when its her fault. Her and her fans always want to blame others for her problems if you really cared about her you would stop blaming others and look at her and see shes the one who is causing her own problems and stop defending her bad behaviour. Shes not clean someone who been to rehab 3 times in one year doesnt go to clubs and partys every single night where there is alochol and drugs around. A recovering alocholic and cokehead would stay well away from these places and do you want me to prove that shes on coke and a drunk??? ok.

1. Arrested for cocaine possession twice
2. Was caught on video in a nightclub doing cocaine with friends.
3. Was photographed with mother in hotel with cocaine.
4. Arrested for two DUI's
5. Was caught on video in a club drinking from a bottle after just coming out of rehab.
6. Has been photographed a number of times with coke in her nose
7. Been photographed coming out of clubs and partys looking high and drunk.

Yeah she seems clean, of drugs, and fine to me.

Another day another opportunity for humiliation

1. Wear flats (you look so ugly falling down every night making that weird blowjobface)
2. Cover up scars/cuts/bruises/bloated belly/nipples/vag
3. Stick to water (the alcohol is making you bloated)
4. No 'baby powder' ;)
5. Stop going to fast food drivethrus you need to get fit and healthy if you want a comeback.
6. Dont go to any clubs, and dont use the excuse that ur there to pick up friends wtf you cant even drive!
7. Stay home and research drama schools (not one in LA) ur acting has gone downhill since Parent Trap.
8. Delete you twitter account. NOTHING good has come of it.
9. Pour all your prescription pills down the sink.
10. Cut your hair and dye it red.
11. Never do another photoshoot for Terry Richardson/Purple magazine
12. Write letters of apology to everyone you let down.
13. Go to an inpatient strict rehab facility for 6 months.
14. Stop calling the paps.
15. Get legally emancipated from ur parents and find a smart couple of gay men to adopt you (u wont need to form a new gay posse who abuse u)

Well I decided to have my morning coffee and watch some of these Lolhan videos of late...falls, poofy shoes, etc.
Wow...I hate this little skank...but this is truly off the RAILS.
And what is with that British accent. Is she so uncreative that she has to steal Britney's shtick to have her breakdown?
Guess that proves once and for all that she is not/never was that great an actress.
She doesn't need an intervention. She needs....well, first a silkwood shower...followed by a good old a$$ kicking.
She is nothing more than a wasted spoiled brat.
This whole Circus sideshow known as the Lohan's needs to fall off the freaking map.

Now with that said...
It is a beautiful day and I think I will go play in my garden.

great post kim and so true.
hohan is just a pathetic,attention-whore poser.
wonder if she shows her 'i'm a star
i'm a star' tat to the doorman when she's being denied entrance.

hohan's narcissism is off the charts,too bad for her, reality doesn't match up with her delusions.

Lindsay's polite. When asked if she's OK she says "yes I'm fine, thank you". And once she was in the car she said to her bodyguard "thank you". Can't say the same for the paps asking her questions.

Actually, showing this vid helps Lindsay. She doesn't appear intoxicated.

She probably wasn't intoxicated yet because she wasn't let in to get intoxicated! But later on she got messed up, or are you going to make more lies saying she's not a drunk? You know no one believes that sober shit any more, so give up that stupid lie and find another lie to spew.

LINDSAY PLEASE IF YOU WANT GOODLIFE JUST TEEL ME YOUR PHONE AND I CALL YOU
JUST BEONLY GOOD FRIEND THAT ALL
I PROTECT YOU FROM ALL THE JEALOUS PEOPLE!
DINA/ALI OR WHATEVER SHOW UP TELL ME SOMETHING I'M ENTER IN THIS WEB SITE MANY MONTH FOR YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A SIGN I PROMISE EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT....

1:37, are you stupid, desperate, or just a retarded psychotic stalker? Or are you all of those things. You are probably crying in your parent's basement, or are locked up somewhere with a bunch of of dangerous losers like yourself. You sound beyond pathetic. You should consider ending it and making all that pain go away. It's never going to get better for you, so why are you still around? Come on and do the right thing and just put an end to your suffering.

Please tell us she was devoured by a black hole or kidnapped by her father forced into an undisclosed Pentecostal drug rehab. Wait that’s redundant!

Oops - and forced.

X17 has a dearth of new articles so I’m leaving links for readers.

Gawker has a good article about her, ahem, victimhood. “Are the Paparazzi Really Plotting Against Lindsay Lohan?” It links to a Page Six report about her being "so out of control, nobody wants her to do their club appearances because she's such a liability,"

http://gawker . com/5508790/are-the-paparazzi-really-plotting-against-lindsay-lohan

Artist 14 offers his take on the ridiculous E*Trade Milk-aholic lawsuit at the Gallery of the Absurd. The alley, empty bottles, milk puddle and unnatural skin tone are perfect!

http://www.galleryoftheabsurd . com/2010/03/lindsay-lohan-is-a-milkaholic.html

8:12 PM She followed my instructions at 5:09 AM

Or..........she overdosed on ambien again.

Hi List Maker.

I avoid all prescription drugs unless absolutely necessary. Doesn’t Ambien wear off in 8 hours? Damn, I was really hoping for a black hole!

File this under:

Who is "Michael Desiderio" and what was Donateco, Inc.?

http:// openjurist.org/945/f2d/1214

OMG read the comments! I would NOT repeat those allegations though because the whole clan is (insert pejorative).

http:// www.topix. com/family/2009/11/michael-lohan-to-release-more-tapes

I posted the 10:16 and 10:21 links.

About 10:21, the comments have nothing to do with the tapes.

List Maker, I'm sorry we missed each other. I hope you are having a wonderful weekend. I will be reading for awhile. Since X17 hasn't updated I will leave tidbits with links if I come across anything new or funny.

i feel better already

3:37 Nano bots are being used in cutting edge cancer treatment. If you are ill, I will hope and pray for your full recovery.

"Nano bots were prescribed to help ease the burning sensation"

Well...I’m relieved (no pun intended). I read nano bots and suddenly recalled something from the winter of 2009 about a medicinal brownie being a convenient and delicious delivery system. I was worried. I know, I know, I can’t help it. It’s my nature. :)

There be none of Beauty's daughters"

THERE be none of Beauty's daughters
With a magic like thee;
And like music on the waters
Is thy sweet voice to me:
When, as if its sound were causing
The charmed ocean's pausing,
The waves lie still and gleaming,
And the lull'd winds seem dreaming:

And the midnight moon is weaving
Her bright chain o'er the deep,
Whose breast is gently heaving
As an infant's asleep:
So the spirit bows before thee
To listen and adore thee;
With a full but soft emotion,
Like the swell of summer's ocean.

- Lord Byron

"I am starring in a new biopic of Byron. I have 1 line which is 'let us commence the gang bang' "

To those who appreciate beauty,

Lyrical poetry to usher in a beautiful spring morning. :)

Mentally disturbed, pious Greek

http:// twitter. com/ShakeLs

ShakeLS: Christos anesti health snd hapiness love you guys about 15 hours ago via mobile web

ShakeL: @lindsaylohan Christos Anesti Lindsay ,as we say in Greece. I wish you health hapiness and piece of mind.Keep strong. about 14 hours ago via web

ShakeLS: @lindsaylohan Princess your cooking ? Can i ask what?Today whole greece is making lamp, traditional Easter Sunday about 5 hours ago via web

ShakeLS: your the perfect wife for me,i love a woman who can cook hehehhehe happy Easter Princess posted a comment 4 hours ago

@11hermes Hey my personal techie xronia polla Αληθως ο κυριος about 2 hours ago via mobile web in reply to 11hermes

Greek Translation: xronia polla Truely (sic) the gentleman

Shake is Maria?

Diseased Cactuscrotch,

Lord Byron rolled over in his grave!

I have been reading L Chat, Twitter and our board. Call it a hunch.

In Dec-Jan, I asked why her posts looked like Shake‘s tweets. At first she was defensive then she became hostile. She started posting she was quitting the board. Did she?

Read 11:35 -11:39. It puts the abuse accusations in context. A dyke with the heaving thigh sweats has been accusing Sam Ronson of abuse on L Chat and here. L Chat pulled down her posts. Everyone who reading and commented said the author was ShakeLS.

/was reading

Does some of this sound familiar? Asserting Eastern Greek Orthodoxy is a superior religious doctrine, minimizing the deeds of defrocked priests, deriding Catholicism, trivializing Buddhism? The part about scouting “hot chicks” in church made me cringe.

You should have some peace today because...

ShakeLS: Iam drunk about 1 hour ago via mobile web

Sunday brunch alfresco with friends. Have a great day.

"Sunday gang bang with some enablers. I've got my happy feet on."

7:16 Leaving laughing! :)

I having a bad Easter. My yeast infection is killing me

You're sorry?? It was three hours before i could use upper level functions(ya, it's obvious who was giggling about that the whole time). When i can finally see three fingers, there is a five alarm called in with me stuck pussy footing around the mike.

LOL would you like me to recommend a veterinarian?

How bout a breeder?

Expand on breeder, please.

I’m leaving a note. Perhaps you will stumble upon it one night. We all have tolerance thresholds. Three miscreants exceeds my threshold by two and a half. I was annoyed and decided others should be aware of a miscreant in their midst - elsewhere. For whatever reason, you were caustic with me then I overreacted. Arguments are endemic to opinion groups but our arguments can be disquieting. Maybe because I actually like you. Does that make sense? None of us can change the past but I regret we exchanged harsh words.

I am sorry.

A drunk in a bar with more attitude than common sense will always pick a fight with the biggest guy. He wants to prove something and inevitably get his ass handed to him. A mentally ill person with more attitude than grey matter will always pick a fight with the smartest person. He/She wants to prove something and inevitably gets his/her head (figuratively) bashed. Both the biggest and smartest can handle simps but grow weary of having others mental and emotional problems foisted on them.

By my count, that one makes four.

The discourse is about goats, sheep, armadillos & rats, right?

Your 100 Mothers,

Yes, also 11:22 and 1:50.

I took a deep breath before writing this question. Rats? Tell me that isn't aimed at me especially after I took your participation in the J/gerbil whatever situation in stride.

It was a mistake to be decent and apologize for 50% of a dispute that you instigated (again) knowing you are rarely capable of the same decency. That being said, I am retracting my apology. It was a futile effort to maintain peace. After reviewing your comments, I did not overreact. If anything, I under reacted to a man who has repeatedly been belligerent toward me. It won’t make either mistake again.