Lindsay Lohan To Take On George Lopez In Person

What time and what channel is Lopez on in Los Angeles? Help please! I can't wait. This hopefully will be an epic trainwreck, I just hope Lopez doesn't kiss azz.

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I can not wait to read all the comments after the show. Why people hate so much Lindsay?

It does not matter if Nicole did coke some years ago or not. She has her act cleaned up now.

If and when she starts behaving like Lindsay , then we will comment on it.

Sorry George. Since you have decided to have this loser on your show I will not be watching.

Lilo you tell that Beaner/spick to go back to Mexico and take the rest of them back with him!

We love you Lilo! Get well girl!

Are the Lohans writing bad comments about everyone else in order to deflect from Lindsay's bad behavior?

Bringing up things that happened many years ago in some people's lives does not help your whore daughter one bit now.

It's going to be Britney and Matt Lauer all over again.

Oh look! Someone who will watch the show!

Only a desperate junkie would subject themselves to that..oh yeah...

Lindsay has nothing to talk about? Upcoming album, 6126, film projects, documentary of India and how she felt about that trip, Haitian fundraiser, fashion week with Karl Lagerfeld in Europe, her sister, upcoming charities.

Hopefully, Lopez can also bring on Sandra Bullock (his former boss) and grill her about marrying a Neo-Nazi.
Should be a riot, doncha think?

Is Lindsay getting paid to come on the show?
How badly does she need money?

lindsay: No George, I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs.
George: Then what are you up to?
Lindsay:I'm working very hard on some projects. Big news coming out soon
George:Can you give us a hint?
Lindsay:No. I don't want to talk about it just yet
George: Why are you out every night
Lindsay: I'm having business meetings
George: So what made you fall on the cactus?
Lindsay: I was pushed
George: What about passing out in a car?
Lindsay: I didn't pass out. I was tired because I work all the time soI had a nap.

RET TELEMUNDO LINDSAY YOUR HUGE STAR OVER THERE STILL ''
What's she gong to talk about? She has nothing going on.

Needs money probably since her portable business she carried around in the toes of her shoes literally blew up hahaha

LINDSAY ROCKS

lindsay: No George, I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs.
George: Then what are you up to?
Lindsay:I'm working very hard on some projects. Big news coming out soon
George:Can you give us a hint?
Lindsay:No. I don't want to talk about it just yet
George: Why are you out every night
Lindsay: I'm having business meetings
George: So what made you fall on the cactus?
Lindsay: I was pushed
George: What about passing out in a car?
Lindsay: I didn't pass out. I was tired because I work all the time soI had a nap.
george SLEEPY ??
lindsay no i cant stop itching
george ,i see

12:15- STFU already, no one cares about Nicole on here.

George: So tell us about India
Lindsay: It's hot there

George: How about Haiti
Lindsay: It's hot there too

Even if Nicole did coke after the baby's birth, that would be over two years ago.

So why worry about it when Lindsay is batshit crazy right before our very eyes.

lindsay: No George, I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs.
George: Then what are you up to?
Lindsay:I'm working very hard on some projects. Big news coming out soon
George:Can you give us a hint?
Lindsay:No. I don't want to talk about it just yet
George: Why are you out every night
Lindsay: I'm having business meetings
George: So what made you fall on the cactus?
Lindsay: I was pushed
George: What about passing out in a car?
Lindsay: I didn't pass out. I was tired because I work all the time soI had a nap.
george SLEEPY ??
lindsay no i cant stop itching
george ,i see
George: "So Lindsay, what exactly have you been doing?"
Lindsay: "Snorting Adderal mostly but I have projects"

Lindsay defenders calling everyone a coke whore except Lindsay. Now THAT is funny.

Lindsay: "So I thought I would bring some of my favorite things. Kind of like a show and tell. This is my favorite straw for snorting adderall."

George: "Oh?"

Lindsay: "And this is my favorite Strap-on that Sam gave me."

George: "Cut to commercial!!!"

George: So what do you think about the state of the economy?
Lindsay: The what? Oh, well I'm doing my part by shopping and clubbing. But I'm not drinking while I'm in the clubs cause I don't drink. Remember?

America hates you, lilo! Die soon!

lindsay: No George, I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs.
George: Then what are you up to?
Lindsay:I'm working very hard on some projects. Big news coming out soon
George:Can you give us a hint?
Lindsay:No. I don't want to talk about it just yet
George: Why are you out every night
Lindsay: I'm having business meetings
George: So what made you fall on the cactus?
Lindsay: I was pushed
George: What about passing out in a car?
Lindsay: I didn't pass out. I was tired because I work all the time soI had a nap.
george SLEEPY ??
lindsay no i cant stop itching
george ,i see
George: "So Lindsay, what exactly have you been doing?"
Lindsay: "Snorting Adderal mostly but I have projects"
Geoege: How was Europe?
Lindsay: Cold.
George: How about Haiti
Lindsay: It's hot there too
Lindsay: "So I thought I would bring some of my favorite things. Kind of like a show and tell. This is my favorite straw for snorting adderall.& retallin "
George: "Oh?"
Lindsay: "And this is my favorite Strap-on that Sam gave me."

George: "Cut to commercial!!!"

George: So what do you think about the state of the economy?
Lindsay: The what? Oh, well I'm doing my part by shopping and clubbing. But I'm not drinking while I'm in the clubs cause I don't drink. Remember?
lindsay: No George, I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs.
George: Then what are you up to?
Lindsay:I'm working very hard on some projects. Big news coming out soon
George:Can you give us a hint?
Lindsay:No. I don't want to talk about it just yet
George: Why are you out every night
Lindsay: I'm having business meetings
George: So what made you fall on the cactus?
Lindsay: I was pushed
George: What about passing out in a car?
Lindsay: I didn't pass out. I was tired because I work all the time soI had a nap.
george SLEEPY ??
lindsay no i cant stop itching
george ,i see
George: "So Lindsay, what exactly have you been doing?"
Lindsay: "Snorting Adderal mostly but I have projects"
Geoege: How was Europe?
Lindsay: Cold.
George: How about Haiti
Lindsay: It's hot there too
Lindsay: "So I thought I would bring some of my favorite things. Kind of like a show and tell. This is my favorite straw for snorting adderall.& retallin "
George: "Oh?"
Lindsay: "And this is my favorite Strap-on that Sam gave me."

George: "Cut to commercial!!!"

LOL 12:21! That's probably pretty much what will be said unless Dina will have her way and George won't be able to talk about that.

What products does she have going on? I doubt that she has anything exciting. I'm sure that Lindsay doesn't own her supposed companies, she's probably just a spokesperson. Has one movie coming out with a bit part. It probably took two whole weeks to finish. She has the documentary but she hasn't done anything to promote it. She doesn't care. The only reason she did something like that was for damage control. Now even that isn't working out cause she may not be able to return.

It's time to stop doing damage control and sweeping things under the rug and do something about it. Take charge of your life Lindsay, you're the only one who can.

George: So what can you tell us about the rumors that you have stolen clothing and jewlery from photo shoots?
Lindsay: Oh George! I didn't steal anything. They gave me that stuff cause it was used. They can't do anything with it once I've worn it. If you think about it I did a great thing for society. I have the things instead of it ending up in a land fill.

DIna NEEDS PLASTIC SURGERY

Mark my words, she will be so strung out it will be painful to watch. Think back to her "fashion show" for Ungaro. Lindsay looked like she could easily fall down dead right there. She seems to have a problem with her nerves and this appearance won't help. Second thought, she probably won't even show up.

wow, Alan Carr, now George Lopez...Linds is really rockin the A-list set!!!

"i don't "smoke". it was a once in a while thing..sorry- my little brother hates it too and it makes me sad so i don't all the time"

-another classic Bloho quote. (She just changed her twitter page, to a giant close-up of herself with a ciggie hanging out of her trout-lips)

The Lohan family....isn't Darwinism supposed to weed this sh*t out?

1:10 What about Jessica Alba? She has made way more movies than Linsanity and, here's the kicker, she continues to make movies!!!

George needs to remember to get his SHOTS in advance.

And keep some effen antibiotic handy. And condoms. And sanitary wipes.

yeesh

He's a ball-less pansy. He'll totally soft serve the interview. She'll just sit there and lie her ass off about how she is perfectly fine and H-wood is trying to kick down her door with work offers and India is going to award her some sort of national peace prize for her brave and dangerous work on the frontline. She'll mention how she was armed with a machine gun and a grenade launcher when the Indian Tactical Unit forcefully breeched the door. By golly gosh, she almost even had to shoot a trafficer that was escaping, but he surrendered when he saw the fierce look of business on her face!

That's roughly how that interview will likely go. Lopez will just sit there like a chump and let her spew the bullshit like it has never been spewed before.

George: So what do you think about the state of the economy?
Lindsay: The what? Oh, well I'm doing my part by shopping and clubbing. But I'm not drinking while I'm in the clubs cause I don't drink. Remember?
lindsay: No George, I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs.
George: Then what are you up to?
Lindsay:I'm working very hard on some projects. Big news coming out soon
George:Can you give us a hint?
Lindsay:No. I don't want to talk about it just yet
George: Why are you out every night
Lindsay: I'm having business meetings
George: So what made you fall on the cactus?
Lindsay: I was pushed
George: What about passing out in a car?
Lindsay: I didn't pass out. I was tired because I work all the time soI had a nap.
george SLEEPY ??
lindsay no i cant stop itching
george ,i see
George: "So Lindsay, what exactly have you been doing?"
Lindsay: "Snorting Adderal mostly but I have projects"
Geoege: How was Europe?
Lindsay: Cold.
George: How about Haiti
Lindsay: It's hot there too
Lindsay: "So I thought I would bring some of my favorite things. Kind of like a show and tell. This is my favorite straw for snorting adderall.& retallin "
George: "Oh?"

1:29 LMAO - "the fierce look of business on her face" hahahahahaha

Ahahaha I cannot WAIT to see this.

The Parent Trap (over a decade ago), Freaky Friday (2003) and Mean Girls (2004)are all teeny bopper movies and is hardly a huge success story or mega star. All her other stuff were bit parts or movies nobody watched. I defy you to find anyone over the age of 25 who knows who Lindsay Lohan is other than the trainwreck we are watching.

One thing that could really, really fock her up before this interview is if Michael makes his move this weekend like he said he probably would! All bets are off if that happens!

This stupid trick will do ANYTHING to try and stay relevant. Pathetic beyond belief.

I responded for old-time’s sake.

Be well.

Lindsay and Dina watch your backs!
Mikey could be planning a intervention on the show for the whole word to see and in hopes that she wont back out of rehab on the show


WATCH YOUR BACK LINDSAY TRUST NO ONE!

the dykes at L Chat are besides themseleves---posting for over 400 pages about the reuniting of Rohan this week.

Even though Sam won't be seen in public with Bloho (since last August), this is all the proof that the L-Chatters needed:

*LL tells The Sun tabloid in a paid "interview" that she still loves Sam
*she says she misses girl Sam
*they watch American Idol together(??)
*LL follows Sam on twitter again
*Sam makes an XO tweet to LL
*and then LL is seen wearing "the special bracelet"

they are hilarious over there!

"The judge and everyone else already knows Lindsay has not quit drinking nor, by the sounds of it, nor are they expecting her to."

LOL! Just like when she was on the Alan Carr show and he made her look bad.Everyone got to laugh harder at her

This is probly Monster Mothers idea cashing in on the cow before she dies
Monster Mother will pimp her out and any cost

Oh yeah, watch your back! You sure wouldn't want to have to face your issues and quit drinking and doing drugs! How horrible would that be!

"Contrary to the media belief, LL is becoming more solid than ever. The whole organizing her apartment with the help of a professional back in January, indicated a HUGE step in getting her life in order."

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO Great!

Reminds me of Nicole Richie going on Larry King to promote her book and lying her ass off how she was drug free.

Some time later she was driving against traffic on the freeway while zoned out on - you guessed it - DRUGS.

I'll def watch it, cannot wait

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW! She's really hard up for cash. Going on a show where he totally made fun of her. Does she have no shame??
I would of said no I made my point on twitter and that would be the end of it.
How humiliating can she go??

Get it together Lindsay and dont do it.
You will be laughed at if you go on the show.

ROTF to Dina on here bashing Nicole Richie because Michael named her three times in his press conferance on how great shes doing and got her life back on track

Dina would never be able to give lindsay the support she needs to clean up her life AND Dina knows that thats why shes pissed and bashing Nicole

Whats the matter Dina all the comments on TMZ hurt you. They were all true every one of them

YOU SUCK ASS DINA The End!

From Piggez Hilton-
Forget her evil father or enabling mother - if THIS doesn't get Lindsanity to clean up her act, then she is officially lost forever!!

Girlfriend has effed up her career so badly that at this point Hollywood casting agents would rather take the dumbest piece of plastic to ever be cursed into existence, AKA the Real Heidi Doll, over LiLo for a project!

Ouch! That one really stings.

A source says:

"Lindsay hasn't worked for a long time, and I don't see that changing anytime soon. It's very hard to get her insurance and no studio or director is going to hire her without it. At this point, Heidi Montag is likely to make more movies than Lindsay Lohan."

Do you hear that, Linds?

You're lower than Frankentittays.

We know that talented young woman is under there SOMEWHERE, please help yourself so we can see her again!

I like to see her on the show !!

Lindsay, PLEASE do us all a favor and kill yourself. You are nothing but a LOSER at EVERYTHING you do in life. And take your coke head slut of a mother with you. I hope you die.

AWESOME

Pa$$ing the pig for profit

"Get it together Lindsay and dont do it.
You will be laughed at if you go on the show."

umm, she has been the laughing stock of L.A., NYC and Paris for at least the last 2 years.

The George Lopez show is actually a step up for her.

3:02 LOL

She will probably be expecting a red carpet.

ah the Lohans...master Long Island grifters

Dina is a Coke Whore everyone in Merrick knows that
Maybe we should get Don to go to the press and tell what he knows about Dina

Dina owes 400k to Love My Shoes,hope they sue the shit out of her

"We don't anything about what they do during the day. It's getting on for 10pm, I doubt they have both spent the whole day in sam's apartment. Although, I'm sure they wouldn't get bored if they did."

"yeah, i'm not sure how bored they would get right now, coz they haven't been with each other like this in a pretty long while now. they've got to be happy just to sit and look at each other... hehe"

"i am sure they have stuff to do during the day even if we dont see pictures. i just think its nice that they may be spending evenings together.. especially coz we dont get pictures of lindsay clubbing for everyone to trash or ridicule. that was getting kind of old. its good that chicka is chilling a little."

Theres a very fowel smell in NYC right now and there are reports that Lindsay Lohan the Tuna Twat is walking the strets in NYC

Girl will do anything for some exposure.

She's going on the show because she's a LOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEERRRRRR!

LMAO she sucks

Lopez is gonna laugh at her like Alan Carr did. Another day another humiliation for this former actress turned prescription drug addict softcore porno star.

Cant wait to see him bring up the E trade commercial, her "Happy Feet" moment, the cactus, and her Daddy Issues. ROFLMAO

Iam really worried of lindsay life. Where is Dina? Are you not worried? This is lindsay life we talking about. I dont want lose her. Lindsay, please try hard been better and fresh. Or shall we die together? Iam not drinking and take a drug but my life is depending of medicin because my illness. You are still young and take a good life :)God Bless you, linds.