Lindsay Lohan Makes The Most Of Her Last Free Weekend

The only Sushi she will see now is very stinky, smelly, reeking vaginas,

Also, her meals will include Pimento Cheese Sandwiches on stale white bread, cup of old can peaches, accompanied with banana flavored pudding, and stale tortilla chips from last nights leftover burritos. Room temperature nasty California tap water is available at all times at her sink/toilet area, next to her bed.

Enjoy, My crazy azz has not ever spent one night in jail, wow she really is a loser! ;)

oh my god, this skank ALWAYS LOOKS FUKED UP, and those triple chins are NOT attractive. Boy have her looks gone downhill.. Guess that is what drugs and alcohol will do to you

                  ----- Meth Mouth Lohan poem -----

LINSAY will deep throat your shaft & gargle your load
or she'll lick your wet clam until you explode.

Just give her the meth to fill up her pipe bowl
& she'll part her duck lips & smoke your pole.

Linsay's rotten teeth come from her smoking meth,
the clock is ticking down To her self inflicted death.

Linsey's career died now mom is pimping Franken-Ali,
Dina tries to sell her book from New York out to Cali.

Lindsay is such a beautiful young woman. Playboy is going to make millions from her issue. I miss the days when she, Paris, and Britney would go out clubbing together.

She will be free next weekend as well thanks to Shawn.

Lindsay and Ali look great.
Hopefully this is her final or penultimate mugshto because even if she messes up her CS she will not do more than a full month in jail with no conditions upon release.

I don't know why the brain dead haters always stare at pictures
of beautiful supermodel Ali and beautiful superstar Lindsay.
They just can't keep their eyes off of the lovely Lohan ladies.

I can't get over how good she looks these days. She was always attractive, but to my eye, she looks better now than a few years ago. Again, she was always attractive, but with the addition of some years she somehow got hotter!

this chick is such a phony. hiding from the paps that she called. oh and why not request a table that's not in their sights if you're so bothered?!
look at her looking like a mental case in the back seat,attention is her life blood...the day it goes away,she'll need to be talked off of a ledge.

L i l o H a s T h e U l t i m a t e C o o l n e s s F a c t o r

2:13 Haters have an IQ lower than their shoe size.

Haters who keep searching for Lohan stories and/or pix disgust me.

They are:

a - Confused admirers.
b - Dumbasses who dedicate their lives to the girl they hate with a passion.

Sad. Sad. Sad.

There's also a video, why not post it?! And hey morons, stop filming her inside restaurants. Respect her privacy for once.

Is Lohan the #1 Most Stalked Celebrity? I guess so..

Lindsay = parties - community service - modeling - interviews - donating to charities
humanitarian work - photo shoots - movies - helping others

haters = writing dirty,jealous comments

Holy cow look at that chin!

it's good to see her this naturally beautiful, healthy, happy, sober, cool, calm & collected !

OMG Lindsay looks a terrible mess...

X17's LL hater is a well-educated person, no? Her vocabulary consists of the words:

Whore
Prostitute
Loser
Skank
Wasteoid
Turd
Herpes Hoe
F uck you
Liar-Lo
Whorehan
Meth head
DUIna
Duck lips

The hater sounds like a broken record.

There's nothing cool about a person who has no vocabulary. Sigh. You are never to old to get education.

Lezbos that worship Lindsay must have IQ's less than a Baboon!

Lindsay is dying of AIDS

All men and women want to be her "food friend" and taste her tongue.

Straight jacket needed for the loony hater 6:21 6:24

haters are just jealous of her.get a life dumbasses. u can deny all ya want but lohan is da hottest thang since the sun. the end

I'm kind of glad that the whole jail thing is a joke she won't learn from. She now completely thinks she is bullet proof and will never learn from any of her mistakes. This will ensure that fails that much harder and digs a hole that much deeper for herself. We just get to sit back and watch the delusional self destruction and humiliation continue unabated!

Linds is a woman with rare mesmerizing beauty, but she didn't look good in 2009. Now she looks much healthier and I think she's at a perfect weight right now (maybe still a little skinny in comparison with the 2004/2005 Lindsay, but..) Sobriety agrees with Lindsay. She's making positive steps and I'm happy that she's on the right path healthwise. I only miss he red hair. We all love the big-boobed, curvy, crazy redhead, don't we?

6.54 Yup! She's so back! She looked like sh!t in 2009 and 2010, but this year her hotness is BACK! Not only you and me think that she looks good again, because:

FACTS show that men find her hot again!

Lindsay made a HUGE comeback on the MAXIM 2011 Hot 100 list:

2011 - #38
2010 - not on the list
2009 - not on the list
2008 - #9
2007 - #1
2006 - #3
(MAXIM 2011: Lindsay was considered hotter than Emma Stone #42, Vanessa Hudgens #54, Miley Cyrus #64 and Emma Watson #69)

And she made a comeback on FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World list:

2011 - #59
2010 - #80
(FHM 2011: Lindsay was considered hotter than Taylor Swift #61, Emma Stone #68, Jessica Biel #78, Olivia Munn #88 and Miley Cyrus #89)

REAL MEN HAVE SPOKEN!

She looks methed out!

Dina and Cody have been very busy with commenting on x17 today. EVERYONE hates your daughter, EVERYONE. And you Dina, are a pathetic excuse for a Mother.

Oh my goodness, why does everybody find her astoundingly hot????
Is she a pretty girl? Yes, no doubt but she is not THAT special. I just don't see it.

Why is she always wasted in every picture ever taken of her? god that's gross

how funny that Lindsay had to crash another party. When will she get it? She is not A List and never was, never will be

Everything Lindsay does, says, tweets, wears or eats is world news.

are lindsay and her father going to be in jail at the same time? omg, that is too funny

haha it is going to be so funny when lindsey has to stay in jail for a few weeks rather than for a few hours. shoulda kept your mouth shut bitch

I dont care what people say, i still think that Li-lo is beautiful as ever and I agree that she's back to being cute again. She always looks good when she dresses casually and those Louboutins are amazing! I really missed the old Lindsey. I hope she can pull a 'RDJ' and makes a comeback. she is a terrific actress and most people know that,

She's rad.

She's sad

She's bloated

@4:45 Sad but true. You just got to love the anonymous haters (inclusive gossip writers) who write the most awful things about LL and other celebrities on a daily basis, just to make them feel better about themselves.

I really like her. I'm a Prohan!

skank just wore that sweater the other day
freaking skanking meth brain!
bet she does an Amy Winehouse before 2013.

7:58 I'm prohan too as I have her in my death pool! Go Schlindsay ! lol
pig.

7:58 I'm prohan too as I have her in my death pool! Go Schlindsay ! lol
pig.

7:58 I'm prohan too as I have her in my death pool! Go Schlindsay ! lol
pig.

Yeah she's hot! What's new?

Since she's lucky to avoid jail only because of overcrowding, it will make her think she's bullet proof even more and she will never learn a lesson. Not that she could learn anything, because she is a complete narcissist asshole thief. She will only make her life that much more horrible and she will suffer greatly and it is well deserved and amusing as hell! Keep up the good work of being Hwood's #1 Fvck up hobag!

Lindsay lohan checked herself into jail this morning to start serving her 30 day jail sentence and she was released just 4 hours later. Cnn, people magazine, abc news and the ny post have all confirmed that lindsay checked herself in on the day where they have no room for her because monday is when they seek to throw violent offenders behind bars so she was let go due to overcrowding. Lohan must now adhere to a very strict set of rules or she will be thrown in jail immediately for 9 months which will be reduced to about 2 and a half months. If people needed another reason to despise lindsay lohan then they have just got it as she literally got to go in and out of jail this morning when most people would have served some time behind bars.

LOL--------dumped by Samantha Ronson!!! Pathetic

Yellowing up her giant front teeth with smokes already. Good girl

7:04. She's a lesbian, stupid.

Thanks to 7:04 for reminding us of how popular Lindsay was and always will be.
Of course we all know that she's the most famous woman in the world.

Thanks to the jealous haters for reading about her everyday.
Their interest in this goddess helps make her so popular and loved.

poopstain in the membrane