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Lindsay Lohan's Driver May Be Charged With Assault With A Deadly Weapon

Posted on Mon Jan 11, 2010 08:32 AM PDT

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Saturday night's hit and run between Lindsay Lohan's driver and a photographer outside The Hotel Cafe may be more serious than just a standard traffic issue, we've just learned that the driver may be charged with assault with a deadly weapon!

The LAPD tells X17online that although the case is "still under investigation," it's possible that the collision between Lohan's car and photographer Koko, could turn into an "ADW," which, if convicted, carries a minimum sentence of 2 to 4 years.

“That girl was driving like an aggressive b*tch," Koko tells X17online exclusively, about Lindsay's driver who was wearing her sunglasses in the dead of night. "She knocked me down on the ground and she didn’t give a sh*t — she didn’t bother to even roll down the window and yell out to me to see if I was okay. She just sped off and kept going.” (Watch the video here.)

Lindsay is smart enough to have a driver shuttle her around after her own problems with the law, but maybe she should hire an actual driver next time, not an assistant/friend who wears her sunglasses at night!



That girl could be in some major trouble!

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Posted by: Anonymous

Looks like the pap peed his pants.



Posted by: Anonymous

hahaha...did the paparazzi piss in his pants?



Posted by: Anonymous

It appears in the video that the photographer jerked his hand back when the car started to move and hit the fender of the car behind him.

At no time was he "knocked down on the ground". This appears to be a loser wanting to be paid for hurting himself.



Posted by: Anonymous

Put that driver in JAIL-irresponsible and negligent bit**-just like Lindsay! Lindsay should hire an actual driver-unless she doesn't care about her life either!



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay looks like a 35 year old recovering alcoholic. Her looks are fading fast.



Posted by: Anonymous

Thank you X17 for keeping the Blohan Fux Fotos up for so long. Everytime I feel crappy about myself I look at them and then I feel much better about me.



Posted by: Anonymous

Maybe just maybe if the idiot didn't stand INFRONT of a MOVING car he would not have been hit. Aren't we taught that in like kindergarden? Dumb ass



Posted by: Anonymous

Charge the driver! The driver purposely ran over a person and then sped away-HIT and RUN-punishable by law!CHARGE and PUT IN JAIL!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay is ugly!Old old lady!



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay looks like an ugly total wreck-she is a mess!



Posted by: Anonymous

Who cares! All he wants is money. He's not hurt. Get the hell out of the way when a car is coming towards you!



Posted by: Anonymous

Theres so many celebs that are much older than her but, yet she looks way older than them.Go figure



Posted by: Anonymous

Theres so many celebs that are much older than her but, yet she looks way older than them.Go figure



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay is like her parents there all Toxic!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Samantha Hates LL and is so thankful that LL is OUT of her life



Posted by: DJ Johnny DP

8:43am... I totally agree with u...
Paps=idiots.... Don't use the F*cking flash so near the car!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Greasy fat fuckin pap pig, who gives a shit about anything to do with the unshaven, sweaty, sewer smelling loser?



Posted by: Anonymous

GO SEE CELEBITCHY
EVERYONE LAUGHS AT LINDSAY



Posted by: Anonymous

I hope this fat f*ck takes this to court and gets sued for fraud and charged with filing a false report and gets his ass deported.
He never got hit, the video clearly shows it.
Case closed.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay Lohan has a lot of problems with her "assistants" as they change constantly. her fault. she always seems to pick inexperienced young woman, probably found in a store or a club. instead of over 25-y old professionals. Lindsay is CHEAP and DUMB



Posted by: Anonymous

The fat guy faked it. If you watch the video, he doesn't react. He only reacts many, many seconds later. If a car ran over your foot, you would feel it IMMEDIATELY !



Posted by: Anonymous

The Lindsay haters have been saying for years that her career is over.
Yet she keeps traveling all over the world,meeting millions of people,
earning millions of dollars from her business and doing charity work.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsays assistants come from rural parts of India (trafficked via Mexico) they have little experience of driving. The old woman Lindsay talks to in the Lindsay Lohan in India documentary will be her next assistant wait and see...



Posted by: Anonymous

Maybe it's more safe to wear sunglasses with all those flashes right into your face. Otherwise you get blinded by all those flash lights while driving away, just sayin'



Posted by: Anonymous

Ughhh, how many stories do we get about that FAKE accident. Desperate much for 'hits' ?? That fat pap was faking it all. The video is good evidence. He should win the oscar for it in february. It was totally fake. And btw, those agressive rude paps should give celebs their space. there like 30 photogs with their camera right in front of her, close to her face or hanging over her car, that's not normal. Hope they can change the law, so that's not possible anymore. It's absurd.



Posted by: Anonymous

Nice double chin



Posted by: Anonymous

Nice double chin



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay was on a private jet to St Barths. Traveled home flying coach to North Carolina and by Hertz car to NYC,

Rumor on the net that she was a PAID ESCORT at St Barths.



Posted by: Anonymous

At one point in the video Fat boy said he was Lucky to be alive. Are you kidding Me!!?? I call Bullshit



Posted by: Anonymous

Double chin
bloated face
bloated body
trought lips
bad complexion
sagging boobs
poor muscle tone
balding
addiction issues
uneducated
unemployable in hollywood
looks 40



Posted by: Anonymous

Double chin
bloated face
bloated body
trought lips
bad complexion
sagging boobs
poor muscle tone
balding
addiction issues
uneducated
unemployable in hollywood
looks 40



Posted by: Anonymous

10:03 A paid gig for a documentary is NOT charity work



Posted by: Anonymous

she knocked me down to the ground....really Koko? We all saw the video. Keep on lying.



Posted by: Anonymous

2010 Lindsay Mayhem, just as she promised.

('Course, none of it involves landing a real A-list film role.)



Posted by: Anonymous

The taxi pap was faking it all. He wants $. That's all.



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL @ 10:32...

So sad, but so funny cuz it's true!



Posted by: Anonymous

10:31 You forgot:

ignorant
man-hands
scarred and bruised skin
laughable fashion "style"
zero sex appeal
lying/truth issues
low self-esteem
ex-jailbird
stalker



Posted by: Anonymous

Hope LL can charge that fat guy after seeing those vids. No injuries, not taken to the hospital coz it was nothing. He wanted police there instead of an ambulance, yeah right, money money money.



Posted by: Anonymous

10:31 You forgot:

ignorant
man-hands
scarred and bruised skin
laughable fashion "style"
zero sex appeal
lying/truth issues
low self-esteem
ex-jailbird
stalker



Posted by: Anonymous

10:03 - get a clue. She has no career except for stealing mink coats, jewels, and drugs. Her career in movies, music, and fashion are over. She doesn't design her crappy "line", she can't spell, draw, or do anything with a pencil, aside from using it on herself in the anal region. She is a wreck, liar, and slut, the driver is the same. Just 2 ugly whores in a car, speeding, acting crazy, and probably under the influence. Nice glasses nerdy driver - what a couple of tools.



Posted by: nn

Machete(rumor Oscar nomination best supporting actress)

BBC doc (rumor Pulitzer Prize nomination for investigative journalism)

unreleased CD (rumor Grammy nominations even if never released)

next Ungaro Collection (rumor she will be named CEO of Ungaro)

It all means an AMAZING year ahead for LL--eat your hearts out haters!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

totally agree, imo it's safer to drive w/shades even when it's dark coz of all those camera flashes.



Posted by: the trafficked kids of India



Dear Miss Leenzy,

Have you forgotten about us? So soon?

We only see you shopping, clubbing, smoking, vacationing.

We need help...you said you cared.

the trafficked kids of India--pleeease help.



Posted by: Anonymous

It must suck to pretty much only be recognized for a movie that came out almost 6 years ago.



Posted by: Anonymous

Ugh.

So tired of her f*cking up all the time (not related directly to this article, but just seeing her pic again annoys me)



Posted by: Anonymous

10 36

Am I jealous? No...just an observer--
and I just hope it was worth it to Lindsay to be remembered as Hollywood's number one party girl/clubber as opposed to being an accomplished actress.



Posted by: bg

Sam loves bois, not meth heads.



Posted by: Anonymous

We see her "life changing" trip to India already wore off.



Posted by: Anonymous

i want to do coke with her and go on crazy adventures.



Posted by: Anonymous

Fat guy faked it all. You need to see the video. After I saw the video have decided the woman is in on it also, maybe even the guy who shot the video. Total set up, I'm just saying.



Posted by: Anonymous

10:58------Become a moderately famous lesbian and you're in.



Posted by: Anonymous

DID SHE TELL HER DRIVER NOT TO STOP?



Posted by: Anonymous

You fell down huh? Is that why you are still standing on two legs? Owww....my wrist hurts, after I curl it up. Its funny cuz he's fat.



Posted by: Anonymous

10:46 - a lot of rumors on that list - you're right, all created by the monster and her Jersey clan. The skank will be cut out of those movies. She's done - lol.



Posted by: Angel

Can't stand Blohan. Biggest waste of air. But this mutherfuxer is just a big FAT ugly crybaby looking to scam a buck. Ugh.



Posted by: Anonymous

12:20 hear hear!



Posted by: Anonymous

"Hard at work on the set of “Burlesque” Christina Aguilera and Cam Gigandet were spotted shooting scenes on Sunday (January 10).

Covered in a pink scarf and shades, the “Genie In a Bottle” singer hopped on the back of a motorcycle driven by the “Twilight” hunk, knocking out scene after scene on the Los Angeles, CA set."

Meanwhile, Lilo clubs and shops.



Posted by: Anonymous

Her face. :(



Posted by: Anonymous

So........... Cocaine and Prescription Pills are an accepted form of recreation in California courts? Hmmm... Listen, Blohan: Your days are numbered. Count 'em.



Posted by: Anonymous

12:47: I agree. See you in court, Blohan. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm SURE, that in Blohan's coked-out daze, she told the driver to GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!! Little Blohan.... so evil....



Posted by: Anonymous

Her Face!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! Cocaine Much?!?!?!?!?



Posted by: Anonymous

pugface



Posted by: Anonymous

January 11, 2010 12:24 PM
Posted by: Myspace(Sunnydayagain)
It happens that I cant stop that singing Britney in my head. 1 2 3...1 2 3 ...;) Binuar bit deep sleep sound fixs it. However do not take overdose and play it as low as you can . It has its drowbacks , I guezzzzzzzzz . Might have. Keeping testing it...
Much Luuuuuv SOLDIERZZZ :)



Posted by: Anonymous

I valuate Lindsay c she doesnt like tattoos. Her body is clean...



Posted by: Anonymous

Linsey is used to carry her samurai sword in the car. Beware papzzz ;)
And dont forget to be gentlemen even if sometimes people you deal with do not deserve it...
Love :)



Posted by: Anonymous

Wouldn't a car end up as a total loss if it ran into a 400 pound piece of shi?



Posted by: Anonymous

Wouldn't a car end up as a total loss if it ran into a 400 pound piece of shi?



Posted by: Anonymous

i think Lindsay looks beautiful. as far as the fat f*ck pap he didn't get hurt the video shows that, this guy used to follow LL around in a cab.



Posted by: Sunny :)

Thaks Papzz for your work, thaks for quality pictures we can look at on this site.
All visitors of this site valuates your efforts.
Good job Brothers
Appreciation&Love 4 U !!!



Posted by: Anonymous

WHEN IN THIS VIDEO DOES THAT HUUUUGE FAT PAP GET KNOCKED DOWN????? I think they stand in front of the stars cars on purpose hoping for a big pay day. I bet his hand wasn't even hurt.



Posted by: Jai

How can that fat motherfucker think hes right? It would take a crane to knock that fat mound down. hes fine.



Posted by: Anonymous

lilo is a cutie and the fat pap NOT



Posted by: Anonymous

What in the hell did she do with her face. She was cute in those old Disney remakes when she was a teen. Now her face looks destroyed.



Posted by: Anonymous

Double chin
Bloated Face
Balding
Trout Lips
Bad Complexion unless buried under makeup
Sagging Boobs
Very Poor Muscle Tone
Addiction Issues
Uneducated
Semi-Literate
Unemployable In Hollywood
Looks at least 40
No friends
Exposed for stealing other's designs
Exposed for stealing other's tanning stuff
Booed whenever she hosts an event



Posted by: Anonymous

3:46 List goes on. She needs an intervention more than myopic fans cheering her



Posted by: Anonymous

3:48 You think she looks good in that picture. She used to be cute. Nothing fresh or healthy about her present look



Posted by: paps are Dbags

Pap is a jerk....you get what you deserve when you stalk people. All these jerks that invade other people's spaces and create basically "riots" and "chaos" should be in jail. Not the people trying to make a living and getting on with their life.



Posted by: Anonymous

Great double chin



Posted by: Deport Him

Too bad his fat ass did not get drug down the street.



Posted by: Anonymous

The car would have been a total loss if it hit someone that large. Like hitting a brick wall.



Posted by: Anonymous

3:53 must be Maria



Posted by: TT

3:53 I have a mirror unfortunately I live in LA and have to put up with this shizz all the time when driving around.



Posted by: Anonymous

She does not like anything like the actress who was in Mean Girls. It has not been that many years.



Posted by: Anonymous

/look



Posted by: Anonymous

"Why don't I get offered the kind of parts that go to Scarlett"



Posted by: Anonymous

Paps are like parasites. Most celebs try their best to avoid them. The publicity whores would be lost without them.



Posted by: Anonymous

Paps are like parasites. Most celebs try their best to avoid them. The publicity whores would be lost without them.



Posted by: Anonymous

people like her and tila tequila,octomom
and all the other attention whores,really are suffering from some severe mental issues to be so desperate and needy for constant media attention.
she has said it herself,that she can get privacy when she wants it....bottomline is she doesn't want it.she seeks out the attention.
girl is a major narcissist.



Posted by: Anonymous

3:46 Don't forget the zits on her chin



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay has done nothing in years to improve her craft as an actress. No acting classes, no live theater etc. No wonder there are a lot of young actresses who have left her in the dust while all she can get is a short film screwing Petey.



Posted by: Anonymous

12:52

Ha, ha...that was another role Lilo desperately wanted and begged for...but she lost out again.



Posted by: Anonymous

celebitchy. com has a good post and comments on page 2,about the bbc debacle
and a in touch magazine article about more recorded unhinged phone-calls.



Posted by: Anonymous

Happy birthday to Nicole Richie's adorable Harlow Winter Kate Madden, who turns two today.



Posted by: Anonymous

She will need to put a bag over her head for future gang bangs judging by that photo



Posted by: RP

re the BBC doc:

"good news, unattractive girls: only pretty girls are raped!

god, she is dumb. this documentary will do nothing to bring attention to child trafficking, as everyone will be too disturHarvey Wienstein-type voice to notice anything else.



Posted by: Anonymous

Can’t help but think this “trafficking documentary” is actually an excuse for the BBC to film Lindsay Lohan in her dumbest moments.

Because seriously, if this is for real, someone is totally getting fired for this.

WTF, BBC, we thought you British people were supposed to be classier than us.



Posted by: again??

"Hard-partying Lindsay Lohan is heading to Africa on a mission of mercy — and to spruce up her own troubled image.

She sees working in Africa as a means to shed her 'naughty girl' reputation.

Lindsay knows the esteem in which Angelina Jolie is held has increased immeasurably since she started her work with the poor for the UN — and she'd like to be seen as more than an airhead who doesn't care about anything but partying."



Posted by: Anonymous

She was quoted as saying she wants to open a 'chain' of orphanages in Egypt and Japan.


Roll eyes.



Posted by: Anonymous

7:49 She spent 3 days in India and was paid to narate a portion. This was not about making the world a better place but an attempt to change her image. If she wants fight child trafficing she should deal with her own parents.



Posted by: Anonymous

Has she ever written a check to any charity?



Posted by: Anonymous

Has she ever written a check to any charity?



Posted by: Anonymous

What in the hell did she do to her face?



Posted by: Anonymous

7:49 These are gossip blogs that deal with celebrities and their misdeeds--Lohan, being one of the Top 5 Celebutards, garners much of the focus.

I myself have deep feelings about many social and political issues and am involved with many projects and I make donations as my income allows.

But x17 is not the forumn for discussing these issues---it is a place though to point out the utter stupidity and ridiculousness of someone like Bloho saying she "cares" about these issues (all the while being paid for her brief stint in India) and then immediately going back to her her partying and shopping shallow life.



Posted by: Anonymous

7:49 Agree. Her handlers (parents) know her career is in the toilet. This was a cynical attempt to boost her image. She tried to exploit a serious social issue for her own self-interest.



Posted by: Anonymous

Bloated face. Must be all that healthy living.



Posted by: Anonymous

8:22 She is an idiot. Uneducated and shallow. She thought this would boost her image but failed. There are many dedicated people who give up their time and money for good causes. She tried to use this for own benefit. Everyone other than her most dedicated fans and family understands that. As far as celebrity, she is a media whore who makes almost no effort to avoid the paps.



Posted by: Anonymous

7:49 - you are wrong, real organizations that deal with these real issues have slammed this tramp for lying, grandstanding, and doing absolutely nothing for her 2 day stay there. She is a drug addict, alcoholic, liar, uneducated and thief that has no business to say a word about topics that she knows nothing about. She "saved" 40 children-lol, no she "saved" her supply by being out of town for a couple of days. Upon her return, off to the clubs 'til 5am. What a concerned person and diplomat. No, just a hypocrite, Jolie wannabe, and a tramp.



Posted by: Anonymous

To someone special,

Thank you SOOOOOOOOO much! :)

*light as a feather let it fly*



Posted by: Anonymous

:)



Posted by: Anonymous

:)



Posted by: Anonymous

Thanks for always making me :)



Posted by: Anonymous

*miss you*



Posted by: Anonymous

moooooo ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

msn messanger?



Posted by: maria

War not only against Lindsay and her family but also against all the people who surrounds her.I am wondering how many hours she is laughing reading all these.Hope she is laughing and not bring her down because she is such a sensitive person despite of everything you say about her.She is looking fine and pretty as always.If i were her,i dont know if i could handle all these.She is such a strong person with a mother next to her that does the best she can for all her children.They dont cause any problems to any of you,but only other people do it to them.I cant get it.So much hate about people that have never harmed you.Why?And the worst thing is that it never stops.We all have our own lifes.Poor,rich,famous,not famous doesnt matter.We are all the same.Only the lifestyle change.Our life is so precious why should we fill her with so much hate?We all came in the world with the same way and we will all leave the world someday,so beleive me it doesnt worth all this.TRY TO BE POSITIVE ABOUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.IT WILL MAKE YOU MUCH HAPPIER.



Posted by: maria

proud britney fan



Posted by: Anonymous

One thing is very clear, 'maria' is perhaps the biggest sniveler there ever was! Give it up bitch, you only make enemies here! Go fuuck yourself!



Posted by: Anonymous

Maria, you should go get a pet cobra. They like to snuggle and kiss. You are just stupid enough to be a perfect owner for one.



Posted by: maria

(give it up bitch),how sweet of you.I bet you havent finished even the first class of junior school.How sad.The only entertainment for you is insulting people.You know i dont care at all if i make enemies or friends,especially types like you doesnt deserve neither.You are looking for friends here? Its impossible forget it.Finish the school first.



Posted by: RP

Lindsay has done nothing in years to improve her craft as an actress. No acting classes, no live theater etc.

No wonder there are a lot of young actresses who have left her in the dust while all she can get is a short film screwing Petey.



Posted by: Anonymous

Uneducated,bitter,lazy 8:26 hates Lindsay because she helps abused people.
A rich,talented person like Lindsay does not have to do this but she cares.
8:26 should stop hating people but probably won't.



Posted by: Anonymous

How Lindsay Lohan Spent And Partied Her Way To The Poorhouse

Lohan is known for her partying. In fact, one could argue that she is one of the hardest partying celebrities of all time. According to Hollyscoop, Lohan's coke habit reportedly cost her anywhere from $3500-$5000 a month:

"There were reports a few days ago back that Lohan was allegedly spending about $5,000 a week on drugs, but our 'source' insists that this figure is reportedly closer to about $3,500. The last few months Lohan was allegedly “spotted” narcotics, because she’s in debt to the people who are supplying her, but no one’s really giving her a hard time because she’s Lindsay Lohan. The source added that Lohan is apparently in $30,000 debt for narcotics."



Posted by: Anonymous

Samantha Ronson, DJ and sister of musician Mark Ronson, dated Lohan in a high-profile relationship during 2008. Reports are always surfacing that the two have either broken up or still together. No one truly knows for sure.

Both liked to drink and party into the wee hours of the night. Additionally, Ronson and Lohan could frequently be found overseas at various clubs where Ronson was DJing. Travel expenses and nightclub expenses no doubt added to Linday's financial woes.

When you shoot a film, the producerss are required to obtain insurance. When Lohan was set to shoot her direct-to-DVD movie "Labor Pains," she was almost uninsurable according to Celebitchy:

'“Labor Pains” producer Rick Schwartz kept getting turned down by insurers, an informed source tells us.

“[Schwartz] could only find one insurance company to cover her, and even then he really had to vouch for her.”

As Carrie Fisher wrote in “Postcards From the Edge,” actors with a history of drug and alcohol abuse, to which Lohan has admitted, have difficulty getting film insurance. Lohan is still on probation for two DUI arrests last year…'



Posted by: Anonymous

Lohan is a purse fanatic. When she's not busy having them stolen, she's out purchasing them from expensive retailers in Los Angeles and New York. Rumor has it that when Lindsay's purse was stolen, she had over $1 million of items inside of it. Keep in mind she's made around $7 million throughout her brief career.

If anything helped kill Lindsay's career, it's the media and herself. The media is obsessive in its coverage of Lohan's vices and exploits, like when she was photographed playing with knives (see picture) with a friend. Linday has also been photographed wearing no underwear, doing cocaine, drinking after getting out of rehab, smoking cigarettes despite pimping out a nicotine gum endorsement, and fighting with her girlfriends and boyfriends.

While some like to to hate on Lindsay for her troubles, her family makes her look like an angel.

Her father, Michael Lohan, uses Lindsay in the press repeatedly to exploit her for his own monetary gain. And her mother Dina isn't much better. Here's what she said about one of Lindsay's constant partying lifestyle:

“This [premieres and parties] is the fun part of the business. She’ll be 21 in a few months. Regardless, of course, as a parents, you set boundaries and scold them. But there are these dark stories – she is so misunderstood. All she wants to do is act and have a somewhat normal life. When you’re 20, it’s normal to want to go to The Ivy, to go to the hot stores. She can’t live in a bubble.”



Posted by: Anonymous

Many actors think that just because they can act, they can sing too. In some cases, that turns out to be true (Keanu Reeves, Ryan Gosling, Zoey Deschanel), but other times, it ends up being a complete shitshow. Lohan recorded an album back in 2004 called "Speak." It was panned by critics and considered a commercial failure. While it did ship over 1 million copies (thus being certified Platinum by the RIAA), no one bought it and reviewers didn't hold back

Talk about trouble. Lindsay Lohan has not one, but TWO DUIs under her belt, stemming from 2007. Lindsay would keep crashing her car and eventually got busted for drinking and driving. After going to rehab in January of '07, Lohan exited and within a month, was busted during a field sobriety test.

She has been to rehab a total of three times. Add the costs of private treatment up with DUI fines, lawsuits, legal fees, and costs and the entire ordeal becomes rather expensive.

Her Films Don't Even Hit Movie Theaters Anymore

Ask anyone what the last decent movie Lohan appeared in was and they'll promptly respond "Mean Girls."

After a string of flops that actually made it to theaters, Lohan had to take the low road and start doing direct-to-TV and direct-to-DVD movies, like this one: "Labor Pains," a low budget flick that debuted on ABC Family. Nevermind that she could barely get insurance for the film, Lohan's acting leaves much to be desired.



Posted by: Anonymous

@12:52 Maria aka Dina your comments get more Hilarious each day!!My Fav is Jan 11th 10:46am LMFAO that was so funny!!



Posted by: Anonymous

@12:52 Maria aka Dina your comments get more Hilarious each day!!My Fav is Jan 11th 10:46am LMFAO that was so funny!!



Posted by: Anonymous

She has really made a mess of herself. She once was cute. She now has a bloated face, bad skin and a double chin. She does not look fresh or health to anyone other than knuckleheads like maria.



Posted by: Anonymous

She has really made a mess of herself. She once was cute. She now has a bloated face, bad skin and a double chin. She does not look fresh or health to anyone other than knuckleheads like maria.



Posted by: Anonymous

the poster is right,with her involvement
the focus isn't on the issue.
which just cements the fact,that she was the wrong person to use.
instead of awareness being raised about the issue,the focus is..why the hell would anyone hire lindsay lohan,for something as serious as this.



Posted by: Anonymous

yawn



Posted by: Anonymous

Emporio Armani replaced Posh Beckham with Megan Fox.....just released ad photos are HOT!!!

Sorry Bloho missed out again.



Posted by: Anonymous

TOP LEAST POPULAR HOLIDAY TOYS FOR 2009:
Lindsay Lohan's "Let's Play Lesbians!" board game



Posted by: Anonymous

The most important turn off for fashion purists is Lindsay Lohan herself. Sure, fashion loves a celebrity muse.

But Lohan? She’s tabloid fodder, a perpetual victim, and hardly has remarkable style befitting a great French name. Wouldn’t Lady Gaga or even Pink have been more relevant?



Posted by: Anonymous

hmmm...Ungaro is missing fom this month's
haute-couture collectios for spring summer 2010 Fashion Week in Paris.



Posted by: Unemployed Firecrotch

"Why did Armani pick ugly Megan for the campaign instead of me!"



Posted by: Mentally ill Firecrotch

"Why can't I hear people chanting Team Lindsay!?"



Posted by: Anonymous

The best (and worst) of the decade in fashion

The best:(10 listed):

2008: The Balenciaga fall '08 collection, with its mix of little black dresses and Chinese tapestry prints on latex, was a masterly foray into fashion's future while respecting its past.

2008: The spring '09 Lanvin collection, which employed flowing silk, inside-out seams and silhouettes that gently caress the body, proved that the best fashion is both respectful and empowering of women


The worst(only ONE listed):

2009: Paparazzi magnet Lindsay Lohan is appointed artistic adviser at Emanuel Ungaro. The wholly cynical publicity stunt was the nadir in the fashion industry's symbiotic relationship with celebrity and the pursuit of the fast buck. The Ungaro show was a disaster of the highest order, an affront to earnest fashion students, an insult to women. Common sense was sacrificed in the misguided belief that any attention is good attention and every dollar earned is a dollar deserved.



Posted by: Maria

"I have the clap"



Posted by: Maria

"I have the clap"



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks awful in the picture. They will need to put a bag over her head for the next round of pass the pig.



Posted by: Anonymous

10:39 Hello mom



Posted by: Anonymous

Within 10 years her double chin will be as large as Koko's



Posted by: Anonymous

Monster Mother From Merrick is spreading more of her lies, she is tell people that lindsay is keeping a low profile these day. This is so false.The true to this matter is Lindsay is broke.She has tried several times to get freebes in Clothing stores and in Clubs (NYC and LA) After the temper tantrum she pulled two months back in a NYC top designer store and when she expected others to pay her bar bill,there are many that have turned there backs on her. Even her Twitter follow has been dropping fast.People are so sick of Lindsay Lohan and her Family
Lindsay cant shop and party due to her credit is all maxed out and her well has run dry.
Dont let Dina the Monster Mother From Merrick kid you its all lies when it come to her or any Lohan for that fact



Posted by: Anonymous

Within 10 years her double chin will be as large as Koko's



Posted by: Anonymous

10:53 Dina is dependent upon Lindsay being a bread winner. If she really wanted to help she would do an intervention.



Posted by: Anonymous

Maria looks like your hater plain didnt work
LOL to you!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Maria aka Dina knows that plan



Posted by: Anonymous

The crazy Lohans are making up fake twitter accounts to bring LL following up
How Pathic
Lohans we see right threw you and your games



Posted by: Anonymous

Golden Globe Awards and another invite Lindz wont be getting



Posted by: Anonymous

LL=Loser Lohan

LL=Lying Lohan



Posted by: Anonymous

It’s amazing how some things never change.
It’s always the egomaniacal, borderline bitch.
And it gets worse here when her lackey tries to quit.
Everyone can deal with her in their own way.
I’ve made my decision.

January 8th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
http:// bit.ly/6JiO9q

Lifted from:
January 2, 2010 7:47 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
http:// bit.ly/8foO9F

The rest is best discussed privately.



Posted by: Anonymous

N, be careful. That woman is a certifiable lunatic.



Posted by: Anonymous

Sunny, it wasn’t for you (sorry)
You have to stop crushin’ on me.
You’re making me blush. ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

How is it even possible that she looks that bad?



Posted by: Anonymous

Eff lindsay lohan and the crack pipe she rode in on.

Leave saving the world to Angelina Jolie.



Posted by: Anonymous

Bad genes and a dangerous lifestyle.

She reminds me of another child actor.

He played Andy on Family Ties.

www.tmz.com/tag/brian+bonsall/



Posted by: Anonymous

Why does Lindsay hater 11:57 keep denying that he's jealous.?
He shows his jealousy every day by hating people while Lindsay helps people.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:17 I'm not 11:57 but I think you're beyond hope. Just thought you should know.



Posted by: Anonymous

Many child actors have problems making the transition into adulthood. Growing up in a family where deceit and violence was acceptable left it‘s mark on her. I was shocked to learn she punched her mother in the face. Despite her upbringing, she’s an adult and has to take responsibility for her bad choices.



Posted by: Maria

Anyone have advice for dealing with my yeast infection?



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

Maria Start with taking a shower and changing your underwear more than once a month



Posted by: Anonymous

Maria Start with taking a shower and changing your underwear more than once a month



Posted by: Anonymous

Maria Start with taking a shower and changing your underwear more than once a month



Posted by: Anonymous

Good advice 1:14. She needs to get double down on her psych meds too.



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks over 40 in the picture.



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks over 40 in the picture.



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks over 40 in the picture.



Posted by: Anonymous

Michael did a perfect hatchet job on his daughter. By releasing tapes, he gave everyone proof the worst stories about her were true. You need a license to get a dog but any fool can raise a child. I’d feel sad for her if they hadn’t turned her loose on society. Oh well.



Posted by: Sunny:)

12.14
;);)
I am good online crusher ;)
As long I cant see what I get I am very open and take a play with anybody.
However your blush made my day ...;)
Big Kizzzz ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

1:46 Yes, she does and not in a good way. Think about what she will look like when she actually turns 40 (assuming she lives that long) Shudder!



Posted by: Anonymous

1:46 Maria gives herself electoshock therapy on her own. Plugs herself into a wall socket.



Posted by: Anonymous

Looking for that skilly samurai...???



Posted by: Maria

Lindays is the most talented a, the best singer and the best designer of her generation. And I am smarter than Einstein"



Posted by: Maria

Lindays is the most talented a, the best singer and the best designer of her generation. And I am smarter than Einstein"



Posted by: Anonymous

Sunny, Sunny, Sunny! *blushing*



Posted by: Anonymous

1:49 Oh that explains the flickering lights! Call on me if you need a spare generator. ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

Her BBC trailer is hilarious. Would get a lot of laughs as a short piece on saturday night live.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:58 yes it would.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:58 Agree. She used the word "prostituted".



Posted by: Anonymous

As long I cant see what I get I am very open and take a play with anybody.

Hey wait a minute...bub! LOL don’t worry, I'm just kidding. I didn’t take offense because I know what I look like! :D



Posted by: Anonymous

Rape is violent act based on power and control. It has nothing to do with attractiveness -- 85 year old women are raped. I can’t believe the BBC director didn’t edit that bullshit and used it for the trailer.



Posted by: Anonymous

*a*



Posted by: Anonymous

Thats good and tastie of you.
However not quite fair played to me. When you see what you get might make thing Supernova !!!
Kizzz;)



Posted by: Anonymous

1:49 Hilarious!!! 1:56 Hilarious also!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Harumph, fresh! *slaps Sunny's face* ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

2:27 :) (from 1:56)



Posted by: Anonymous

Well deserved !
I surrendaaa....;)



Posted by: Anonymous

Well deserved !
I surrendaaa....;)

That was sweet! ;)

*blowing a kiss*



Posted by: Anonymous

7ut



Posted by: Anonymous

Have fun everyone! :)

Later!



Posted by: Anonymous

Hmm, now m blushinnn... where? ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

Thx , enjoy your day.
Fly High !!!
For me izz bed time.

Love :)



Posted by: Anonymous

10:53am/2...ever notice how when mikey boy is winning the attention-whoring race over dina,she releases her ridiculous statements,has to have her name mentioned.
after reading in touch magazine has heard more of those phone calls,one in which lindsay says she hates her "mom",
her lies sound more pathetic than ever.



Posted by: Anonymous

When is she going to get a clue about those lip injections?

Or anything else?



Posted by: Anonymous

Silence on one thread menas 6:09 is whiiiiiiiiiiiiiing on another.



Posted by: Anonymous

6:17,Funny but isn't 6:09 also posting on a 2 days old thread.
Typical intelligence of a Hohan defender,just like their trainwreck hero.



Posted by: Anonymous

6:32 ia, it's siiiiick bein' a Blohan-watcher!



Posted by: Anonymous

7:56 If you like double chins, bad complexion, bloated face, sagging boobs and poor muscle tone



Posted by: Anonymous

7:56 And trout lips, saggy ass and stupidity



Posted by: Anonymous

7:56 And someone who will spread her legs for almonst anyone



Posted by: Maria

"I am dumb as a stump and so is Firecrotch"



Posted by: maria

One thing is for sure. The fact that Lindsay has the bigger list of comments than any other celebrity,tells everything no matter what you say.If she wasnt such an impportant person as all of you are claiming,simply you wouldnt visit the site every day-every hour.You are too egoist to admit that you are obsessed with her.There is nothing wrong with being honest to yourselfs just for one time.I will not use the word JEALOUSY but ADDICTION on her would be more appropriate.



Posted by: maria

sorry for the grammar mistake,English is not my first language.



Posted by: maria

You know Lindsay....ooops,I just shit my pants.Be rite back.



Posted by: Anonymous

As usual x17 chose the worst pic from the set. I've seen the complete set of pics and Lindsay looks beautiful and healthy.

For your info., Lindsay was NOT paid to shoot that documentary. Another point about the x17 story regarding the so called accident which many of the haters seem to have forgotten about, just another opportunity to spew your venom on Lindsay, is that the LAPD do NOT consider this a hit and run. The fat pap faked it and he is being laughed at all over the internet.

Let me also say a few things about Samantha Ronson. This reptile is now preying on an 18 year old girl. She did the same thing to Lindsay when she was only 17. They couldn't say anything because of Lindsays age, but Lindsay came out when she was 21. Any bets the same thing will happen when this 18 year old turns 21? Her name is Emily McEnroe, daughter of John McEnroe. Ronson like em famous and with a history to make herself look like an angel. I'm telling you Ronson is a pervert! She used and abused Lindsay and is now trying to do the same to this child. John and Tatum McEnroe should step in now!!



Posted by: Anonymous

emmmm you may have a point 4.45 am. Where have I heard that before? i.e. the parents should step in? Sam Ronson needs help for her addiction to kids.



Posted by: Anonymous

Sodomy almost killed Lindsay.
I hope she has learned from it and moved on.



Posted by: Anonymous

4:52. How about Ali's parents stepping in with guidance?



Posted by: Anonymous

4:52. How about Ali's parents stepping in with guidance?



Posted by: Anonymous

18 year olds are adults and can find their own friends.

Besides, wasn't Lindsay whoring it up at the Marmont at age seventeen with her parents permission????

The Lohans are never in a position to point the finger at anyone. NEVER.



Posted by: Maria

Any advice on dealing with my vaginal fungus?



Posted by: Anonymous

2:40 Sunny, Sunny, Sunny!

*eyelashes fluttering with embarrassment*



Posted by: Anonymous

2:45 I’m trying Sunny. I’m trying.



Posted by: Anonymous

7:58 Correct. She was known as Firecrotch well before she was 18



Posted by: 10:22's mom

Why is my lonely 10:22 jealous of Maria?
She's not rich and famous like the Lohans.
We didn't raise him to be a pervert.
We're trying to get him into therapy.



Posted by: Anonymous

10:22 don't take the bait.

1:20 seek therapy. Seriously.



Posted by: Maria

"I can only spend limited time at the computer because my anal warts are painful"



Posted by: Maria

"I need more Valtrex"



Posted by: Anonymous

Borderline bitch needs a forced committal post-haste.



Posted by: Maria

"I taught Firecrotch when to spread her legs"



Posted by: Anonymous

She's a whore tutor? Well that’s sounds about right...making a note to stay up-to-date on pedagogy literature.



Posted by: Maria

"I told her to spread her legs upon request"



Posted by: Anonymous

sorry @2:55am....try it's because she's a major trainwreck.go to perez see how many comments heidi got about her plastic surgery addiction..does that mean she's inportant!?!



Posted by: Anonymous

"I recently saw Nine and I must say, Fergie Ferg had the BEST musical number of the whole movie! She was absolutely electric, so kudos to her!"



Posted by: maria

The funny thing is that all of you are talking about hypocrisy. You are accusing her whole family that they are all liers.What about you? The site is full of fake Marias. You are all pretend someone that you are not.Whats the matter? Not being yourselfs is something that you know really well.You also know how to insult people.Mrs Dinas family is not only much better from you but they also have never harmed anyone. Lindsay will always be on the top no matter what you are thinking and will always have supporters that you make fun of.It doesnt matter we must always forgive the CHILDREN right?



Posted by: Anonymous

hahaha cunter whiiiiiiiiiiiiner!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

lezhan & bichney need to go thelma &louise hit the gas drop down a canyon or some shitz



Posted by: maria

I wannna lick Mrs Dinas clit



Posted by: Anonymous

hahaha 2od



Posted by: Mrs Dinas

im waiting start suckin cunter



Posted by: Anonymous

Wanna know what Lilo's been up to all week?

Her handlers finally convinced her that she HAD to lie low for a bit since every public foray is a disaster for her.

So she has hunkered down with her babysitterss and spent the days & nights creating thousands of fake Twitter accounts in order to boost her followers to over the 300,000 mark.

We know. Very sad.



Posted by: Anonymous

5:57

plus she got more much-needed Botox treatments



Posted by: Anonymous

Cowardly 1:24 is still in denial of his jealousy.
He can't stand people like Maria who cares about others.
I'm sure he will write about hating Lindsay because
she is now helping the victims in Haiti.



Posted by: Anonymous

And you can shut you lying Lohan mouf already!



Posted by: Linds

"Why did Armani pick ugly Megan for the campaign instead of me??"



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