Lindsay Tries To Rally The Troops For Haiti Benefit

Where are all the insane people at? lol

Where are all the insane people at? lol

I don't understand why Lindsay keeps making a fool out herself tweeting other famous people... they never reply to her.

Love seeing her doing great things for charity. The Brit award party is a huge party in the UK.

11:00 probably they are busy munching their maruchan soup lol

Ugh, she's just making fun on twitter. Who think that ........ so followers react on that tweet. She's NOT asking those people directly. The Brit awards-org take care of inviting those VIP celebs, It's not Lindsay's job to do so.

Well, at least I'm glad Lilo is not following Nicole Richie on twitter anymore. Nicole never responded Lilo's tweets. It was getting painful to watch Lindsay sending all those tweets to Nicole, and Nicole just flat out ignored them.

11.10 Exactly !!

What happened to the Indian's kids? Lindsanity you forgot all about them?

Does the Lindsay fans stay on here all day defending her?

The London Brit awards charity event is hosted by Lindsay Lohan + VIP guests. Celebrity dj's and suprise guests will provide an action packed night to remember all in aid of Haiti.

Looks like they already know who will be there right?! Maybe some musicians who attend the ceremony will go to this party afterwards. Anyway, great that Lindsay is doing more & more for a good cause. Give her some credit for that.

That's great LILO !!!!!!!!!! Keep it up

lol Does X17 really think Lindsay is the one who invites all these peeps (LAST MINUTE!) hahaha. She's communicating with her twitter followers. It's her way to let them know she will go to London for the Brit Award Haïti Fundraiser. She only tweets Ryan. She probably knows he might go too coz she says: I hope you can make it.

LOL, surprise guests! In other words, nobody is interested and they can't say it will be just BlowHo.

well, she has done some good things for Haiti.
- legging (100% of the proceeds to haiti's children
- fundraiser at Ron Burkle's home (a 1000 per head)
- lots of action on twitter
- now hosting brit awards celebration in aid of haiti

The actress/humanatarian? Wrong on both counts x17!

LOVE this Lindsay

Even if she tries to do some great positive things in her life, x17 needs to turn it into something negative. Pathetic.
She can never do it right. Yeah, give her some credit for this. Instead of that you go on talking sh*t about her. All that negative 'lilo talk' is getting old.

@11:46 "she can nevre do it right. Give her credit"? For what? She never DOES anything! All she ever does is talk.

Sounds like this little publicity stunt isn't working out like she thought it would! She poisons everything she touches and too bad, because it's a good cause. Let the real stars like Clooney do their job and try not to muck it up, Bloho!

Rebel with a good heart

"Drugs are a huge, huge deal breaker. Substance abuse. Lack of ambition. I can’t deal when someone dillydallies through life. You’ve got to have drive - that’s so sexy. I don’t care if someone farts or picks his nose, because that’s going to happen in the long run."-Katy Perry on relationships

I doubt Katy is going to want to be palling around with Drughan anytime soon from that statement.

Love the fact that Lilo is trying to change her image and think of those less fortunate than herself. Keep it up Linds! and forget the haters- they're all losers anyway....

Give me a break 12:08! She's a joke. All she wants is publicity, but does not want to do anything for it. What happened to all those kids she was going to help? Oh, that's right...all she did was drive around the country and never got out of her air conditioned SUV. She a waste of space.

Seriously? If Blowhan really wanted to "do good" she wouldn't try to organize something over Twitter.TWIT!!!

When is Lohan going to understand she is a nobody now. Her "famous" friends are no longer her friends. They are embarrassed by her. And all the people she's twittered have already contributed to Haiti with the A-Listers. Lohan is now on the list with Heidi and Spencer.

We in London wish London would do what Miami did and fire her as hostess of this charity event.

She is harmless, but still, a disgrace.

We would hope the USA would want to send someone over with a bit more education, class and style to represent your country at our event.

LONDON, do what Miami did when BloHo tried to use thier event last night for her own publicity:

"You're FIRED, BloHO.
We are tired of your phony self-serving faux-humanitarian pose, Lindsay.

Get another gig to use for your feeble PR."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now she's trying to deny she gets her duck mouth filled with motor oil injections! You can tell she's lying whenever her duck lips flap open, unless she's sticking her head out of a moving car window and the wind causes them to violently flap about her head and shoulders.

I luv her for doing all this ... for haiti.

Yeah, then why did she respond to people saying it? Oh, that's right, you're one of the idiots that believes her lies.
http://
www.celebitchy.com/90794/lindsay_lohan_denies_getting_lip_injections/

Agreed -- she's done stupid things in her life and paid for it, but when she's doing some good things, tabloids still find the need the knock her down all the time. Sad but true. I think she's doing better and better these days.

What The f*uck is up with Britain!!???

First the idiotic BBC documentary and now choosing this celebutard to hostess a charity event??/


Guess they haven't heard that she stains everything she touches.

Think she's gotten her closets cleaned up yet?

ALTITUDE LONDON presents

THE BRIT AWRDS SCREENING & WINNERS CELEBRATION PARTY
HOSTED BY LINDSAY LOHAN + HER GAY GUY POSSE
Start Time: Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 7:30pm
End Time: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 2:00am
Location: The River Room and Millbank Cinema & Media Centre, Lindon

Prizes up for grabs in the auction include:

- First class flights on Virgin to LA, 7 nights at the one-star Motel 6, a TGIF dinner and an all-night bender out with starlet Lindsay Lohan

- A crack-pipe used by former actress Lindsay Lohan at a "Celebrity" event

- A stained dress worn by former actress Lindsay Lohan at a "Celebrity" event

- A Private one on one "event" with Guru Celebrity Anand Chulani

Tickets for the after party are priced at £75, which includes UNLIMITED Beer.

VIP tickets are priced at £100, for which guests will have access to the VIP area, as well as UNLIMITED Beer.

TO BUY TICKETS CALL 0845 500 2929

Wooohooo, LiLo's coming back to London!!!!!!!

TRANNIES LOVE LILO & HER LEGGINGS!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't buy a used car from this dumb bitch, much less donate money so she can get publicity.

OR go to TGIF because she advertises for them.

If anything, I and other sane people will run in the opposite direction, rather than be associated with this loser.

think she's a good girl. she's young and still learning. gossip-sites and hollywood created a certain image of her. think she has more to offer than that. she's also an emotional girl. more and more we see the good sides of her. i like to see her attending charity events and doing things like that BBC doc about India.

crotch mouth

Fungus Firecrotch

Throwing drinks and cigs and picking fights while tanked up on booze and adderall is sooooo classy!

carpet eater

clit licker

dildo receptacle

STALKER psycho bitch

corrupter of youth

x17 how do you know if Gaga or Ryan Seacrest responded? They could DM her or IM her privately. Or, they could have protected tweet accounts they use.

corrupter of youth

Give it up, Blohan. You're a DISGRACE.

Gross Whore

omg Lindsay is such a slut

It doesn't matter anymore. Her credibility and reputation are IN THE CRAPPER. She ruined things all by herself, and blames anyone and everyone for her "problems." GTFO Blohan, you're DONE.

word up---

Hohan is already causing problems--demanding that the BRIT organizers must provide free airfare and hotel for her gay-guy posse and Aunt Ali (natch), as well as free shopping spree for her at Steve McQueen.

CAN"T ANYONE TELL HER TO GET LOST!!???

The Haiti Leaders have an Alliance with Anti-Usa leaders like Hugo Chavez , Fidel Castro. The 'Cuban Style' government in Haiti have stole over 2 Billion in Aid over the years. Recently , Hugo Chavez Ally (Correa) held a press conference with Haiti's Rene Preval , Insulting Usa based charities. CONCLUSION: Based on Haiti's Anti- USa past ,recent Haiti government remarks & regional alliances , The Americans being Held by Haiti's Government are POLITICAL PRISONERS , as the USA does nothing.

dumbass LOSER and her dumbass family are ruining everything they touch

Stupid whore!!

PSYCHO !!!!!!!!

2007: Lindsay co-stars with Oscar award winner Jane Fonda in A-list film, 'Georgia Rules'

Cut to:

2010: Lindsay posts a grainy photo of herself on Twitter to try to prove:

a. she doesn't have a crack-pipe burn on her lips, and/or
b. her ex lesbo lover didn't beat her up


(this is the same weekend she appeared on an Insider segment about her clothes hoarding addiction.)
________________________________________

No one cares about this slut. She needs to get a grip, admit it's over, and move on. Her attempt at charity is for her own pr nothing more. She doesn't give a crap, no one wants anything to do with her. She is a mess and an idiot. She should stop trying to be significant and do something she is good at - stealing, lying, being trashy, and using too many drugs. This fundraiser will make nothing, unless she escorts another older gentlemen with a daughter who chooses her as his "date." What a lame attempt to make good, it won't work.

At this point, I think even the term "former actress" is being generous.

Good for her and Britain has good taste.

guess she will spend some time in Europe this month. Brit Awards are dope. Always lots of dope artists. Great that she's gonna be there in London.

London tabloids are ready to eat her up

WTF! The Sun & The Mirror love Lilo

Hopefully she won't be able to find her way back to the states after this little publicity stunt. Good riddance blowHo!

I'm new to this blog---what's she famous for besides being a drug addict?

Nothing!

Oo oo x17, you will see she's not the only famous face there. But then of course we won't hear it from ya. Brit awards are hugeee. It's an honour to do it. Even more cause this year it's for a good cause.

More Lohan Lies. Don't hold your breath.

And 1:45 she's famous for being a mess, but apparently the tweenies love her.

Lindsay Sucks. I hope she ODs and dies along with her two fans, Ali and Mom.

you know whats a good sleeping aid, linds?


putting the bag of coke down.

nice pic of her

1:45
She is a former actress now specializing in paid escort gigs with elderly foreign dudes.

"Word is that TGI Fridays is rethinking their decision to go with Lindsay for their new ad campaign.

They are deciding this week."


LOL that she may not even be good enough for TGI Fridays!!!!!!

This is about public relations She never makes a financial contribution of her own. This is probably a paid appearance anyway

1:32, huh? Make a point or remove yourself from the computer. She is a loser. LOL!!!!!

1:32, she has never given a dime. Should I start with her India "trip" where she lied, again, about saving 60 children? She was there for a day and was called out by the groups that really help.

1:32, the 1st comment I was referring to. The 2nd comment at 1:32 is correct.

Stalker in da hooouuse!!!!

Quick! Hide your IPs!!!!!

Dina has insisted that Lindsay's problems were not her (Dina's) fault, nor those of Lindsay's friends, but were the result of personal choices, for which Lindsay would have to take responsibility.

Dina was criticized for bringing cameramen from Entertainment Tonight to film her visiting Lindsay in drug rehabilitation, to the ire of the facility staff.

Dina's claim of career as a Radio City Rockette has also been questioned. A spokesperson for Radio City asserted that there was no record of Lohan ever being a Rockette, and that executive at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were indignant that Lohan would claim otherwise.

Films

1998 The Parent Trap. Woman in Airport uncredited

2003 Freaky Friday, Woman Dancing in the Wedding uncredited

2004 Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Woman Walking on the Street uncredited

Her career consists of being a paid escort and hosting D list events.

She is taking time out of her busy film schedule to be paid a paid escort for an 80 year old Austrian

Dina is known for calling herself “White Oprah” and many people seem to appreciate her understanding nature.

Dina was named Mother of the Year in Long Island in May, 2008.

When not modeling, singing or acting, Ali loves playing soccer, swimming, shopping and spending time with her friends like many other teenage girls.

She says that she just knows what she wants do to with her life at a very young age. In an interview for the April 2008 issue of Teen Vogue, 14 year old Aliana notes that she “grew up watching Lindsay and it made me want to do what she does.”

In case there could be any doubt, Ali adds: “I want it so bad – so bad you don’t even know.”

"So bad", Ali?

So bad that it burns?

She comes from a very distinguished and well educated family. The family members are hard working, have a healthy lifestyle and are highly respected

She comes from a very distinguished and well educated family. The family members are hard working, have a healthy lifestyle and are highly respected

Lindsay is a manipulative fraud attempting to use the poor and down-trodden to resuscitate her dead career. I’m thrilled she’s failing -- again.

BRIT AWARDS

2008 The ceremony was hosted by Kelly and Jack Osbourn

2009 The ceremony was hosted by Kylie Minogue




A-list NOT.

I luv her for doing all this ... for herself and her dog-ass "career".

Evertime I see a picture of lindsay, I want to just punch this stupid worthless skank in the face. And yes I am a woman not a man.

Brit Awards 2008 - the nominees...were...

British male solo artist:
Jamie T,
Mark Ronson,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mika,
Newton Faulkner,
Richard Hawley.

and Mark won.

Good girl

Lioo is NOT hosting trhe BRIT Awards.

She is being the "celebrity" hostess at Altitude 360, which is a club where attendees watch the BRIT AWards on a TV screen and drink beer.

Altitude 360is already having a problem cuz the only ones responding to the tickets are Lilo's little teenie fans.

Alas, the event is only available to those who are 18 or over.

Boo Hoo.

Bad boy

BloHo doesn't even have the cash to sue tabloids over stories she claims are false.

Fail again.

gyro

Yay L(ilo)ondon

Lohan is now on the list with Tila Tequila and Andy Dick. That's her level now!

too bad about her.....everything

Her everything is what she made it. Nothing.

2:27 / 2:29 ugly,uneducated,lazy,jealous,angry

Supermodel Ali talented,beautiful,wealthy,happy

SHE's THE BEst one of them all
SHe's LINDSAY LOHAN FOR GOD's sake
She's LINDSAY LOHAN !!!
Who Needs GAGA When they Have LINDSAY LOHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINDSAY LOHAN = BEAUTIFUL

Well you can say what you want about her, but at least she's doing SOMETHING to raise money for the people in Haiti. It's just so easy to criticize her all the time. Why?

SPIN PSYCHO SPIN

Tied to her edu resources?

And harumph, stop goosing me!

It tickles. :)

4:32 going from Blohan to the younger sister - LOL. Give it up, it's all done and will never come back. LOL!!!!!!!!!

LINDSAY LOHAN -- last video -- BRIT AWARDS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW9oMh1ZfD0

SHUT UP 5:38/:42, your girl is UGLY. She can't act, sing, or design, among other things. Find some other actress and stalk her, your girl is through.

Hey 5:38 Blohan is a child and a baby in life. What's your comment about?

I have contributed more to Katrina and Haiti than this whore ever will. I have and will continue. I suggest this whore give money, not make a public show out of it, and get a real job. She will raise nothing, her persona is finished, it's not even cute, and she should go back to the Jersey Shore.

5:32 Thinks she knows who she's yammering at LMFAO!

Oop I meant 5:52 thinks she knows who she's yammering at LMFAO!

Lovely girl!

6:01#2 Tweet Blohan. Ask her to go down on Shitters. She's lonely too.

LINDSAY DEE LOHAN WILL BE FACING A LOT OF KARMA THIS WEEK.

MARKUS MOLINARI IS GOING TO SET LINDSAY LOHAN OVER THE EDGE

SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO TO HER

You don't have a fucking clue who you are yammering at asshole. You NEVER do.

2010 WILL BE THE WORST YEAR EVER FOR LINDSAY LOHAN

Eating popcorn watching the asshole at 6:10 make an empty karma threat against 6:09-1. LMFAO!!!

Recalibrate your sight. You’re still goosing me not the lunatic. :)

Lindsay's career is down the toilet. Hear the flush?

Knocking on 6:17's hollow head. Umm asshole, I'm not 6:09-1. But I’m sure they’re all worried about a vicious little bitch like you making empty karma threats -- NOT! LMFAO!!!

stupid whore

6:21 LOL!

Passing you the popcorn.

6:22,3 in the real world do you get the feeling people are giving you odd looks and whispering about you behind your back? It may not be your imagination.

Hey stalker bitch! How are those revenge fantasies going? Steal any good IPs lately?

6:26 She's an absolute lunatic. LOL!

Eating popcorn.

Lindsay is such a useless and worthless dumb bitch. She must have collected bad karma galore for her vapid ways.

So I take it those revenge fantasies aren't going very well. Oh boo hoo for you stalker bitch! This must be so horrible for you that you are mocked so openly and can't do anything about it! Boo hoo!!!

Heaven itself is tattoing Lindsay's ass black and blue with the karma stick.

ROTFLMAO @ 6:34!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:35 Passing you the popcorn while LOLing!

" the black kid did it"

What was it the lunatic said? Oh yeah, she doesn’t mind being a ghost and haunting.

"That's not me in the kitchen"

SOMEONE LOCK UP LINDSAY!!!!!!!

How long has 6:41, 2 had a floating IP? I'm guessing at least 2 years?

Heaven itself is tattoing Lindsay's ass black and blue with the karma stick.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Tossing popcorn in the air!

Look at stalker bitch trying to play innocent! She takes pride in her threat and stalking and then flip flops, thinking people will believe her every word! Spin bitch! SPIN!!!

6:17 go read a book or bible, whatever rocks your boat. You suck, just like your whore idol.

CAN A WHORE FCUK A GAY GUY??

DOES A GAY GUY CARE IF A BLOW JOB COMES FROM A GUY OR A GIRL???

friggin loser
pull another pube out of your teeth lindsay

You're the best! :)

DOES A GAY GUY CARE IF ITS COCK IN HIS ASS OR A STRAP ON ??

6:47-2 Doubtful.

6:45, 2 she's using it to floss.

I love when you chap 6:48-1's blowhard bitch ass.

I agree with 6:51. It was hilarious.

6:54 #1 NEVER has a fucking clue who she's yammering at NEVER!! LOL

Fun to watch her get her ass handed to her on multiple sites, even by blog owners! Good stuff for sure!

6:44 Great comment LMFAO
Tattooing her ass with a Karma stick Great one

6:54 was hysterical! I can picture her furiously typing and snarling a a bad Jack Nicholson impersonation. You want my post? You can’t handle my posts!

Spin bitch spin!

Just got here someone fill me in on a quick comment worked all day and to lazy to read all the Lohan Lies
lol fill me in

6:58 So true! :)

Blohan tried to center herself ala KANYEFUCKINGWEST and get publicity and no one is listening to her rants. That's the short side of it. Another serving of Failure ala mode.

7:03, 2 Absolutely TRUE!

Did you know she pretends not to like the topic of a story to bait posters? What a loon.

PSYCHO STALKER BITCH IS REALLY DINA LOHAN SHE STARTS THIS CRAP WHEN SHE DOESNT WANT ANYONE TO SAY BAD SHIT ABOUT HER LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL CRAZY NUT JOB HO!

YOU GUYS DONT GET IT BY NOW? STALKER BITCH IS REALLY AKA MONSTER MOTHER

AND WHEN EVERYONE HAS BEAT UP STALKER FOR THE NIGHT THE LAST 2 TO 3 COMMENTS ARE FROM MARIA AKA DINA

COCAINE CAN DO THIS TO YOU!!

GO BACK AND LOOK AT EVER LINDSAY POST MARIA IS THE LAST TO COMMENT

ARE YOU TIRED DINA STALKER BITCH!!

LOL at 7:05

Out for a few.

No, it's not Dinasaurus Crackimus. Although she must appreciate the vengeful style.

7:08 is a ridiculous diversion.

HA HA STALKER BITCH IS DINA LOHAN!!
SHE IS FIGHTING WITH EVERYONE THAT COMMENTS SHIT ABOUT HER MONEY MAKER

YO MONEY HUNGRY YOUR SHIT IS UP WE ARE SO ONTO YOUR BULLSHIT GAME!!

AND YOUR POSTING CRAP ON Dlist

WE ALL KNOW HE HAS THE MOST FUNNIEST BUT TRUE SHIT TO SAY ABOUT YOUR SKANKY ASS DINA THATS WHY YOU TARGETED HIM

IS IT THE MIKEY THING??? WHY YOU PICKED DLISTED

Adding to 7:08 and 7:14 it's another one of the bitch's failed attempts at creating a diversion.

7:13 Dinasaurus Crackimus - love it!

7:17's unique mind needs more psych meds.

My bad. 7:17 (1)'s unique mind needs more psych meds.

MARIA AKA IS DINA LOHAN
SHE ALSO GOES BY STALKER BITCH

IF YOU GO BACK TO LAST WEEK DINA AKA STALKER BITCH WAS GOING TO HAVE THE LOHANS AT HER DOOR STOOP AND THE FBI AND AOL

HAHA DINA SNORT ANOTHER LINE CALL MIKEY BOY AND COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN

LOHANS ARE "Dumb Fuckers"!!!

Ask mattia what time it is! LOL!!!

Gotcha freak at 7:20! LOL!

Oh no stalker bitch is affecting us.

Toodles asshole! LMAO!

I wouldon't donate anything that involved Lindsey, she would take our money and go clubbing...That piece of scum isn't worth my time of day. There are plenty of prestigous people that we trust that can handle this task, step aside Lindsey and let those who are sincere and not after other peoples money do the charity thing. They sure would collect more than you and we would all be sure it went to the right place. Theif! Go Away

Playing spin the lunatic is a barrel of laughs.

You know its a LYING LOHAN comment when they say to take your meds.
We dont need to take Meds. ONLY the Lying Lohans need to...LOL

Ha Ha Dina hide behind the Anonymous post of 7:27
Your a sick TOXIC BITCH DINA!!!
THE WHOLE TOWN OF MERRICK "HATES" YOU!!

She is doing this to try and change her well deserved deplorable image

7:27 I like the other one better. She admitted we are right about Lindsay being a failure. She’s pissed about having it rubbed in her face. She hates being proven wrong. This isn’t about Lindsay. It’s about her need to feed her ego. An ego based on NOTHING!

7:30 read before posting.

You are WAY OFF.

Blohan must have been encouraged by that asshole from the Black Eyed Peas stealing from the charity and a light clicked on. The Blohan KKKlan probably thinks they can get away with it without any backlash, but that certainly isn't going to happen. Too many people already know they are self serving criminals!

Instructions for Paid Escort Gig with an 80 year old Austrian at Vienna Opera Ball
1. Keep your panties. Your diseased twat has already been seen
2. Wear a bra. Sagging boobs are ok on a cow, not a 23 yr old woman
3. Cover your cuts.
4. Cover your bald spots
5. Try not to talk much. You are uneducatd and have an extremely low IQ
6. No texting or chewing gum
7. Rest rooms at opera house are not for screwing or giving head
8. Take a shower.
9. Insist that any guy dumb enough to risk screwing you wears a condom.
10. Valtrex

Instructions for Paid Escort Gig with an 80 year old Austrian at Vienna Opera Ball
1. Keep your panties on. Your diseased twat has already been seen
2. Wear a bra. Sagging boobs are ok on a cow, not a 23 yr old woman
3. Cover your cuts.
4. Cover your bald spots
5. Try not to talk much. You are uneducatd and have an extremely low IQ
6. No texting or chewing gum
7. Rest rooms at opera house are not for screwing or giving head
8. Take a shower.
9. Insist that any guy dumb enough to risk screwing you wears a condom.
10. Valtrex

7:40
Don't forgot leaving her retarded sister home

7:40
Don't forgot leaving her retarded sister home

Her career is dead. Even H-wood low lifes are ignoring her at this point.

LINDSAY DEE LOHAN IS A FAILURE!!
LINDSAY IS NOTHING BUT A "BLACK CLOUD"
HA HA DINA THINKS MARKUS IS GOOD FOR HER MARKUS IS GOING TO BRING LINDSAY DOWN

LINDSAY IS LIKE A RABBIT LOOKING FOR A HOLE BUT IN THE END IT WILL BE HER ROCK BOTTOM

LOOK AT MARKUS TWITTER ABOUT WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT LYING LOHAN HAHAHA

LINDSAY IS GOING TO GET SMACKED WITH OVER DUE KARMA

HA HA "STUPID"!!!!!!!

Scarlett is appearing in her first broadway show. Iron Man 2 will be released soon and she is booked up for several major features.

Lindsay is being paid to escort an old man in Austria and is hosting at a cheesy casino where the prior host was Shauna Sand

Waving to the stalker bitch who is probably still lurking. LOL

7:40 You forgot to list no shoplifting and put the crack pipe down

Lindsay called Tara Reed washed up. How is that for karma.

Lindsay called Tara Reed washed up. How is that for karma.

Lindsay is hosting at Taco Bell in Fresno tomorrow.

Tara is completely messed up but even she didn't sink to becoming an escort. Did Tara do soft core porn?

RSVP confirmed list for Lindsay's gig:
1. Tila Tequila.
2. Pam Anderson.
3. Tara Reid
4. Courtney Love
5. Petey
6. The black guy

Talk about getting the Runs (& the clap) from the Border! Free crotch licking with every soft taco order!

....Whether you want it or not, this isn't Burger King and crack doesn't grow on trees!

7:49 That's the one! She KNOWS we are right about Lindsay being a failure. She’s just pissed about having it rubbed in her face. Well, tough shit!

RSVP confirmed list for Lindsay's gig:
1. Tila Tequila.
2. Pam Anderson.
3. Tara Reid
4. Courtney Love
5. Petey
6. The black guy

SHE ONLY LEAVES "AUNTIE ALI" HOME CAUSE MUMMY TOXIC MONSTER MOTHER WISHES LINDSAY WOULD GO AWAY SO SHE CAN MAKE MONEY ON "NOT" OLD HAGGERED 38 YR OLD ALI

KENDRAL AND KYLE JENNER ARE THE "IT" GIRLS OF 2010
THERE ARE SO MANY NEW GIRLS OF HOLLYWOOD LIKE ANNEALYNNE MILEYS 8 YR OLD SIS MEGAN FOX "RULES" ECT ECT

LINDSAY AND HER HAGGERED SISTER FCUKIN GROSS

Not one feature that will be going into production this year will have Lindsay in the cast. Her only prospect is Screwing Petey 2

Oh my god I won't be having Mexican anytime soon.

A group of hot young actresses were photgraphed by Annie Lebowitz for Vanity Faire. Lindsay of course was not considered

7:52 Pootie must be jealous!

I'm joking.

7:52 Tia Tequila is having second thoughts

Austrians are going to learn how to play pass the pig

Austrians are going to learn how to play pass the pig

Heidi Fleiss went to prison for operating a paid escort business

Lindsay looks like 40 something while
Ali LYING Lohan looks 38 yrs old

WOW Lohan chicks age as fast as there coke head mother does

Cocaine doesnt fall far from the "Dina Tree"!

She didn’t meet Vanity Fair’s hot young actresses criteria.

1. Hot? She looks like Donatella Versace.
2. Young? Same as number one.
3. Actress? She hasn’t been an actress for 4 years.

If VF has a has been, drug addict feature she'll be on the cover.

Little did Dina and Mike know, but Hot Coco isn't supposed to be smokable. It did become a family favorite though!

Is Haiti near Malibu?

The only thing that lindsay lohan is ever considered for is a gangbang.

So what your saying is her ex-convict, hopefully soon to be a convict again, daddy is going to introduce her to his new friends? Good she doesn't have any friends.

Q: How does someone know the invitation just received is for a D list event?
A: Lindsay is hosting

Escort at 23, street hooker by 30

Little did Dina and Mike know, but Hot Coco isn't supposed to be smokable. It did become a family favorite though!

Oh the ‘black kid's’ name must be Hot Cocoa and she tested her knee pad leggings on him. Good to know.

STALKER BITCH IS REALLY DINA LOHAN

SHE HAS BEEN POSTING AS STALKER BITCH FOR A MONTH NOW
GO BACK AND LOOK AT LINDSAYS POST WHEN EVER DINA DOESNT WANT YOU TO POST ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HER PHYSCHO BITCH SHE SHOWS UP AS STALKER BITCH
SHE FIGHTS WITH MANY
LET DINA LOHAN FIGHT WITH HERSELF!!!
DINA MERRICK HATED YOU!!! MOVE SKANK NO ONE SUPPORTS YOU!! WE HATE YOU!!

MILL POND ROAD THE HOUSE THAT OWES THE BACK TAXES!!!!!!!

DINA WE "HATE YOU"!!!!!

8:15 you are as clueless as the stalker bitch. Get a grip. Seriously.

ALL THE STALKER BITCH COMMENTS AND FIGHTING WITH EVERYONE IS:

DINA AND AUNTIE ALI LOHAN


LMFAO LOHANS SO DESPREATE!!!!

No. But you are swinging in the right general direction. Stalker bitch does stand with them and defends them like her life depends on it, but is really some pathetic nutjob that swore revenge on everyone that ever called her out on her shit. It's a long, long, endless list.

Not sure if 8:15(1) is a troll or is someone who is seriously out to get dina but i do think that her rants are funny.

They are funny but not when stalker bitch is lurking.

KMARMA TO LINDSAY LOHANS ASS!!

The fact the rants keep coming suggest troll. Perhaps the stalker bitch trying to change the subject?

Her tweets about Haiti show she knows she’s an outcast.

The Lohans are a very distinguished, well educated, hard working family

The Lohans are a very distinguished, well educated, hard working family

Lilo's majorly f*cked up. Let's see what kinds of f*cked up behavior she's exhibited:

1) Alcoholism
2) Driving while drunk
3) Drug addiction
4) Exhibitionism
5) Theft/Kleptomania
6) Hoarding
7) Poor hygiene
8) Extreme mood swings
9) Lying
10) Extreme sexual libido (she'll f*ck anyone, anytime)

I'm glad shes drug-free now.

nice to see her embarrassing herself and airing out dirty laundry via twitter

Why? Did you steal her supply somehow?

I love when the word "fresh" is used to describe lilo.

Lol.

It's like, she doesn't look as festering and rotted as usual.

Haters are jealous of her rehab stints and straight-to DVD-videos and lawsuits, bad breath and B.O.

They would like to be the laughing stock of L.A. and New York too.

Lily Allen has twittered:

"For the record, I shan't be flying in to the brit awards, nor have i requested to do so."


STOP STALKING CELEBRITIES LINDSAY!!!

There just wouldn't be enough drugs in one area of the world for both Bloho and Allen to set up snow camp!

Imagine being paid hundreds of thousands just to sit and be a spectator?! Well, that’s part of the charmed life of Rihanna, who will be raking in some serious cash just by showing up to Fashion Week.

The singer will reportedly make $100,000 for EACH show that she sit front row at during next week’s Fashion Week in New York. And according to Fashionista, Rihanna is the highest-paid “seat filler” out there right now. Beyonce is right up there, making anywhere between $80K-$100K per front-row appearance.

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen are still considered big players, raking in $80,000 each as well.
But it seems that these numbers depend on your popularity at a specific time. Case in point—Lindsay Lohan apparently used to be paid $60,000 to sit front row. But now, even though she’s a so-called fashion advisor for Ungaro, she isn’t paid squat to show up to shows anymore.

Fashionista has listed the celebs in order of their ranking. Just goes to show—celebs may think they’re A-list, but this should put them right in their place.

A-List:
Rihanna ($100,000 or more)
Beyonce ($80,000-$100,000)
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen ($80,000 each)
Julianne Moore ($60,000)
Maggie Gyllanhal ($60,000)
Chloe Sevigny ($60,000 or more)
Jennifer Lopez (circa 2005: $80,000; circa 2010: $30,000)

Lindsay Lohan (circa 2006: $60,000; circa 2010: UNINVITED)

Lindsay. Fail again.
__________________

Continued:

Lindsay Lohan (circa 2006: $60,000; circa 2010: UNINVITED)

Lindsay. Fail again.
__________________

LOL!!!!
"Lindsay Lohan apparently used to be paid $60,000 to sit front row.

But now, even though she’s a so-called "fashion advisor" for Ungaro, she isn’t paid squat to show up to shows anymore."

Lindsay has a court appearance on Feb. 18

Domestic violence in gay relationships is a huge problem and very hidden.

Esp. with lesbians.

That's one date I'd just love to see Michael Blohan show up to. It would be such a sweet reunion as he eviscerates his own demon spawn for fun and profit!

Soon!!!!
BloHo will be in Austria THIS wednesday to sign autographs in the shopping mall of her sugar daddy, Lugner.

I wonder if she'll wear Ungaro Couture to the Ball!!?

HOPE it is a strapless gown.

And super,super high heels.

She'll be playing the game of coax the turtle.

Has anyone ever noticed how lindsay's twitter fans are all mostly foreign and not american?

Probably the indentured servants in some third world sweat shop that makes their cheap knock off shoes out of old tires that are forced via whip to fill in the missing twitter spots.

10 10

sounds cool to me.

We all want to hit lesbians.

IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FOLLOW THROUGH.

If sam wants to punch linds in the face, she's gonna have to stand in line like everybody else.

BloHo is the definition of a hot mess.

Who would have ever imagined back in the 90's that she would have to resort to "The Insider hoarding specials with a washed up Reno 911 cast member" and airing her dirty laundry on twitter to obtain one last pinch of relevancy.

Pathetic. Much.

SAM I GOT A GIG FOR YOU!!! My friend is having a wedding and thought you needed the practice. right up your alley huh wedding singer. hee hee

Lindsay still doesn't get it. Sam has 10 years on her in the game. No matter whta Lilo thinks, Ronson got all the hustla moves down. Move on Lindsay.

Kinda feel sorry for Lilo. Jesus H.Christ! Doesn't this girl get it? Ronson just trashed her saying she doesn't talk to her "anymore" on Stryker. Have some self-respect and kick it to the curb already. Her career is pretty much in the crapper over the most unappealing looking creature in the world!

11:28 unappealing

11:28, yes not attractive physically. Not saying Sam doesn't have her little qualities but just not the kind that you might find immediately physically attractive.

11:45, oh shoot, I think said something that upset someone! Or did I misconstrue this one?

Lindsay 2 days ago: ''Who thinks that @lilyroseallen should come & join me in London after the Brit Awards @ Altitude 360's fundraiser for Haiti?????''

Later: ''@lilyroseallen agreed''

Lily Allen: ''For the record, I shan't be flying in to the brit awards, nor have i requested to do so.''

11:54 Of course.

At any rate, adderall is the devil aznd if Lilo could stop popin mo pills for a second she would realize that all the drama in the clubs with Samantha is diminishing any chance she may have left to get her career going again. All the signs are on the wall. Messed up apartment, gigs called off, parents commenting on personal problems. Wake up call. Come correct or don't come at all.

11:59 is an ass.

It is more convinient and easy to judge other people than our selfs.

12:15 is an ass.

Lindsay is going to hook up with Peaches Geldof in London wait and see. Peaches Geldof is London's version of Lindsay Lohan just without the former career and former good looks. Basically she's dumb as hell and does anything for attention.

Lindsay the genius should tweet Peaches an invitation to join her chapter of Mensa. That will makes a chapter of 2.

Not that Ms. Lohan cares anymore or reads the comments here (because WE ALL KNOW SHE DOESN'T, LOL) but she needs to forget about fags (no harm intended)named peaches, pootie, and Molinari and get about her business so she doesn't end up like Marilyn (her idol).

some people are just showing how much educated persons are and some people will always be on the top.This is the reality.
When someone is trying to live his/her life and probably correct some things from mistakes that has done in the past and all the others are still so negative.What else can i say?The things will never change.
I wish mrs Dinas family only the best and have faith in god so as to be able and strong to face all these.

Lilo official schedule:
WEDNESDAY
-Touch down 1pm in Falcon 50 Jet
-On Board: her manager Justin Grey Stone,a stylist,hairstylist + 2 friends/Ali.
-Press conference
-Autograph session in mall
-Richard Lugner's Ball Pre-party at 'Cameo-Club' in Vienna city center.

THURSDAY
-6:30pm Lindsay must present herself to the press in her ball gown in the Hilton Hotel.
-Dinner
-9:15pm escort Richard Lugner to the ball.

Lindsay is a perverted clit licker.

12:48 education has nothin to do with this darlin....and correct mistakes of the past? With a bottle of adderall and Vodka? I thought you were going to deliver breaking news about some serious 4th and final trip to rahab, lol.

Sorry 12:48, meant 12:43.

No worries 1:16. Loved your 1:14 post.

The 12:48 ass has been busy on old threads. You won't even have to compare times. Her shit reeks.

1:30 thanx, lol.

1:43 :)

1:43, you say the cutest things.

Be careful with 1:56.

1:14,Everything we are,everything we do in our lifes have to do with education.Everything beggins from that and when i mean education i dont mean that you have to finish thousands of universities, but the way we talk, write,express our opinios matters.Everything our parents have taught us and especially respect the others.

2:33 Makes our case in craptastic English. Lindsay is a complete failure. She's an uneducated ex-con, booze hound, pill popping addict, racist and liar. Her fake Rockette mom is a liar. Her dad is an ex-con and liar They are the scum of the earth.

12:47. You left a session of pass the pig after the ball

Ha Ha called it right. Maria doing her dumb ass comments after everyone has left

Dina give it up already........

3:02 great comment

I am dumb as a stump

My sweet little escort Lilo,

Please don't forget to pack your knee-pads.

Yours truly,

your Austrian Sugar Daddy

5:17, Mr clever boy or girl(hiding behind anonymous)the only reason i post after everyone has left is only because time is different from country to country and usually is morning (for Greece) and the rest of my day i spend it in more interesting activities and PLEASE get over this Mrs Dinas issues.I am not her.She has much more important things to do than reading these stuff.
THINK BEFORE YOU COMMENT.

Europe, here she comes!

Her motto:

"Publicity whoreder above and beyond anything else!"

Brit Awards will be another event Lindsay is Boo-ed at they will be yelling go home to her

LOL Now Maria aka Dina clams she's from Greece
Last week she said she was from France

Lying Lohan Lies so much she cant even keep her lies straight.

'PRICELESS"!!!!

LOL Now Maria aka Dina clams she's from Greece
Last week she said she was from France

Lying Lohan Lies so much she cant even keep her lies straight.

'PRICELESS"!!!!

Once again,Lindsay contributes her time and money to various charities.
Will the losers have sense enough to thank her? Probably not.
They'll continue hating the entire Lohan family and other people like Maria.
Why are the losers jealous of successful people?

I thik BlowHo should leave Sam alone. There are plenty of fish in the sea...Tila, Amy Winehouse, Britney,Paris,Miley. Take your pick!

And if BlowHo wants to switch to men, I think sam Lufti is available.

7:04, It will never stop beleive me.

My sweet little escort Lilo,

Please don't forget to pack your:

Valtrex
Blistex
mouth guard
extra-strength mouth wash
extra-strength deodorant
Black-mesh body stocking

as well as your knee-pads, as previously mentioned.

Yours truly,

your Austrian Sugar Daddy

p.s. I am getting VERY excited!

Tennis star Andy Roddick's 22-year-old wife Brooklyn Decker is the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl this year-------

gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!



Lindsay-FAIL AGAIN

Angelina Jolie flew to the Dominican Republic yesterday to meet with Dominican President Leonel Fernandez and to visit with earthquake victims, and she is expected to travel to Haiti today.

Both Angelina and partner Brad Pitt have donated $1 million to relief efforts in Haiti, so not only is she putting her money where her mouth is, but she's taking a hands on approach and lending her fame to a good cause.



Lindsay is signing autographs for cash in an Austrian parking lot.

After complaining on T.V. that she has too many clothes and shoes and needs someone else to organize the mess so she can sell some of the stained trash.


Oh.

90210 hottie AnnaLynne McCord and her on-again/off-again boyfriend Kellan Lutz are back on.



BloHo---------NOT.

Love the last line of this article: Lindsay using her "star power" hahaha! She's the one who needs disaster relief!

Can't you haters even read properly? Lindsay isn't hosting the Brit Awards, she is hosting an after party. The info is being retweeted all over the internet...BIG SUCCESS. Lindsay isn't being paid a dime...all proceeds to charity.

But before that she will be in Vienna being paid ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS, jealous much? lol

Lindsay and Sam are OVER, I'm glad Linds is staying away from this abuser. You people have no idea what Rodent Rat Ronson is like...no clue. Gradually as you can see from the latest blogs, is all coming out.

Yeah, to clarify:

Lilo is NOT hosting trhe BRIT Awards.

She is being the "celebrity" hostess at Altitude 360, which is a bar where attendees can watch the BRIT AWards on TV screens and drink beer.

(Altitude 360 is already having a problem cuz the only ones responding to buying tickets are Lilo's little teenie fans.

Alas, the event is only available to those who are 18 or over.)

Sticking to her strong suit, well the only thing she can do, partying

My sweet little escort Lilo,

Please don't be offended, but I promised your fans who show up for your autograph at the shopping mall that you will sign your name as

"Firecrotch".

(Apparently, that is the only name associated with you that has any resale value!)

Yours truly,

your Austrian Sugar Daddy

lol

TGI Fridays has announced they are dropping Lindsay from their new ad campaign.


LINDS---FAIL AGAIN.

Wow, she needs to step out of the spotlight for a good year or five.

LOL

Selling her unwanted, used, stained clothing on Lohanhouse for charity....

....love how she neglects to mention that SHE is the charity.

I'm confused...

Are we supposed to be saying, 'good for her'?

RSVP confirmation list
1. Tila Tequila
2. Tara Reed
3. Courtney Love
4. Pam Anderson
5. Petey
6. The Black Guy

Guys,this is not an A list event. She is "hosting" at a club that is show awards on tv

RSVP confirmation list
1. Tila Tequila
2. Tara Reed
3. Courtney Love
4. Pam Anderson
5. Petey
6. The Black Guy

Guys,this is not an A list event. She is "hosting" at a club that is show awards on tv

Valentine's Day premiere of the new film at the Mann's Chinese Theater LAST NIGHT.

Anne Hathaway and her legs were joined by the film's stars:

Julia Roberts,
Jennifer Garner,
Ashton Kutcher (with wife Demi),
Emma Roberts,
Jessica Biel,
Jessica Alba,
Taylor Lautner and so many more.


But not Lindsay. FAIL AGAIN.

If Maria isnt Dina why does she care what people have to say about Dina?

Oh thats cause Maria is Dina! My bad

Instructions for London bar hosting gig
1. Shower
2. Wear panties
3. Wear a bra
4. Cover cuts
5. Cover balding
6. Don't talk more than you have to. You are uneducated and have a very low IQ
7. Guys who screw you in mens room need a condom so their dick won't fall off the next day
8. Pay for you own drinks
9. Don't steal any coats

Lindz keeps Auntie Ali locked up like a caged animal.All poor Auntie Ali gets to do is comment on x17 defending her abusive sister so Lindz wont punch her in the face

Where does the line form for punching LiLo in the face?

Lindsay I'm still tired of waiting for you to wait Tell me how I call you.

10:04 Tia backed. She may be D list but Lindsay is below that

The Lohans are distinguished, well educated, honorable,resected, honest and hard working

Anyone seen where my panties are?

- 11:54 FYI Lily Allen's tweet wasn't a reply to Lohan's tweet. Lily denied rumors that she would make a spectacular entrance on stage in a plane at the BRIT awards. (see: contactmusic / Lily Allen flies into Brits).
So she will go on stage, but not in a plane as tabloids said.
-So Lily tweets: For the record, I shan't be flying in to the brit awards, nor have i requested to do so.

10 16

We LOVE your updates & reminders to Lilo.

Glad you take such care!

The 80 year old Austrian should require her to be tested for aids

I have shit for brains

Maria is thumper. She's a liar. She said she lived in Greece, France AND said she was a Greek living in the U.S. She's told so many lies she can't keep them straight. No wonder she's a Lohan lover. Liars stick together.