Lindsay Gets Ready To Ring In The New Year In St. Barth!

*vomits*

what a disgusting skank whore
look at that fried hair and orange skin

kiss good feckin bye to 2009!!!**** its bin shit-so 2010 what wil you bring* gud luck and new year everyone yaaahhaaay

Fucking GAG!!!! Gollum in swimwear is just nasty! I hope she pukes all that cocaine and booze non-stop while she's polluting that part of the world.

Urgghhhhhh!

when will this crystal meth skank overdose?

worst boob job ever!

she'll be dead by the end of 2010 if she's not in rehab by Feb

she looks like pamela anderson,, fake tan, fake hair.. fake fake fake

This dumb ho is too strung out to even pick a properly fitted bikini. But I guess she was going for "effortlessly trashy" so it works.

orange like snooky

how does she afford to go places, she's got no job...what a WHORE somebody push her overboard

what an aw poser! she'll never be an actress again the way she carries on.

looks like somebody needed a cum mop to swab the deck with.

1.59 Dont dare compare her to Snooki

AT LEAST SNOOKI HAS A JOB!

Predictions on how long she'll last this year?

This damn famewhore should go to rehab and delete her damn twitter

spielberg will never hire her lmao

ugh, she is boring. we need new stars for the new decade. lindsay lohan is so 2005. unless she actually DOES something other then parties, shopping and twittering she is completely irrelevant.

Now she's gotta pose at a distance and very carefully so as not to show all those psychotic cuts all over her nasty dessicated and rotted orange crack hide. Keep cutting- practice makes perfect.

even the jonas boners miley virus and those fags from twilight are more relevent than this druggie

bitch looks worse then Tara reid!!!!

Attention whoring, sperm burping and muff eating are the only talents she has left.

Those idiots are going to be PISSED when they find all their valuables missing and Blohan nowhere to be found.

A total waste of space and oxygen

dear thunder gods
please cause a gigantic storm while the tango tart is out there

mess her hols up

Looks like they had to use a fuzzy filter on the camera so her cuttings don't show.

Someone please slap that ciagrette out of her hand. And then slap her stupid asss real good for being a whore.

I LOVE LINDSAY LEAVE HER ALONE
SHE WILL BE BRILLIANT AGAIN
SHE IS IN TALKS WITH JAMES CAMERON FOR HIS NEXT PROJECT
GO LINDSAY AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

Who did she blow to get invited to St. Barths?

Fungus Firecrotch

What an attention whore she is. Can she stop with the spray tan? YUCK!!

LOL brilliant again.... ain't gonna happen because she never was brilliant to begin with. Just a hobag cum and dildo receptacle.

Dats rite puta! Es hora de pagar el Jefe! Si encuentro of las rocas missin' it be tiempo para Bailar con los Burros en TJ por U!

Her stupid contrived pose is as irritating as are her whoring and drugging ways.

Her boobs are so droopy, if she wants to cut her chest she will actually stab herself in the knees.

Happy New Year to beautiful Lindsay.
Even though she's a little bit underweight,
she still looks far better than any of the ugly Lindsay haters.

She is TRASH

i dont what anyone is talking about..her body is rockin,she is soo sexxy, with the coke ,and booze...my dreamgirl

The porn pics in Muse where she spreads her legs with her knees up to her chin are so..um...artistic hahahah

yuck. what "friend" invited her on the yacht? Shes never shown with friends. She needs help or she will be dead soon.

why does she always have to take her clothes off at the first oppertunity? the wheater is crap in st barts and the first thing she does is pose in a bikini for paparazzi?

She is trying to imitate the pose of The Thinker.
But with Lindsay doing that it turns into The Stinker.

is that crabs I see crawling out from her fire crotch

oh those crotch critters

her pose say it hurts to think - and she hasn't had a clear thought in years.

Her pose is as fake as her titts and her tan.

Is that a pustule on her bellybutton or is it just bad surgery?????

Eine Hure die sich auszog um das filmen zu lernen.

2.18 yeah titanic 2
and shes the boat

she such a poser. how about doing some acting again? she used to be a talented kid, but she only seems to care about clothes, clubs and superficial shit, its a shame, kid had potential. but she chose to be a party girl instead of exploring her talent.

ok her body looks awful...boobs sag and at such a young age too. She looks rough in this picture and is trying waaay to hard to look good, all the while looking dreadful in that color...that bod in that bikini looks awful sorry but its true. She needs to get off the drugs coz all she does now is walk around looking trashy...sorry Lindsay you are so not sexy, check yourself into rehab and get better.

coke and booze does a body good huh lindsay.

"I will be the pig at a pass the pig gang bang tonight"

"I won't screw anyone from now on who I have not been introduced to"

Her boobs would hang to her waist without a top on

Hey Paco, I don't think a donkey show would be much of a problem for her. Good steady work! Work she was made for!

Such a publicity. Can't even go on a vacation without tweeting about herself.

publicity whore that is

3:31 Actually she will spread her legs for everyone on the boat. They will use condoms if they are wise.

3:31 Actually she will spread her legs for everyone on the boat. They will use condoms if they are wise.

Crab Rancher Blohan.

2:18 is either a family member or a teenie bopper member of her fan club.

haha! her body is like a old lady!

I thought she was "hosting" an event in Australia?

Dyson's newest vacuum is modeled after the inside of Hohan's nose. It won't miss a speck of dust.....or powder.

the visual definition of pathetic.....and in a bikini to boot.

"Why do directors pick Scarlett over me?"

"Anyone notice where I dropped my panties"

"I work just as hard as Snooki but she gets all my jobs"

"I am meeting here to fight hunger"

"Why do directors pick Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson, Megan, Keira, Emily Blount, Kristen Stewart, Scarlett,Natalie Portman, Jennifer Biel or Jennifer Garner when I am always available"

"Why do directors pick Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson, Megan, Keira, Emily Blount, Kristen Stewart, Scarlett,Natalie Portman, Jennifer Biel or Jennifer Garner when I am always available"

Next trip is to work a gig at a Tijuana donkey bar

Is it true she was fired from The Other Side?

3:52 Your panties were found next to the hot tub

Bloated face

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Nice "pose" loser - narcissistic much?!

lmfao will you guys stop the hilarious one liners - I just got a new computer for Xmas and I'm already spilling Pepsi all over it cause I'm laughing so hard

I really thought it was Britney Spears in this picture!!! Sorry Brit!

is she on a sailboat? she will blow it of(f) course

this should be a cautionary tale to any
'stage mothers from hell' in the making.
if you don't have the talent and/or looks to make it in show business and/or you're so desperate for someone's attention,or just attention in general....deal with it,if you can't deal with it, go see a psychiatrist.
don't exploit your child this will be the end result for her,
and your emptiness will not be filled,just increased.
and most importantly do you really want to be just another joke like dina lohan.
that should be enough to stop anyone in their tracks.

Does this mean her new years resolutions do Not include rehab? Oy!

hey hohan wasn't it you,a couple of years ago,who was yelling at tara reid,about what a hasbeen she is...so over,it's not funny.
seems that what goes around sure did come around...in the words of bob dylan
"how does it feel,how does it feel"

I take it,this slut uses tara reid's (hack )plastic surgeon. The cig. is soooo gross. Besides her tuna rot. Her breathe reeks.

"Great gang bang thanks Lindsay!"

Looks like an old, retired crack ho trying to smuggle out some rotten tangerines!

So was that Blohan in a guest spot in the movie 4 Rooms? I think that was her playing the dead hooker that the kids found underneath the mattress in their room. It's her, I'm sure of it! Great movie, despite Blohan's part in it.

picture shot from a distance with her head up to hide double chin and bloated face

No mature person would send twitter updates on such a continual basis

I heard that part about the Somali pirates somewhere else. Remarkable that she was the first person they begged to release without a ransom. It was a hot day and they said the smell was too much for them to take, so they dumped her overboard and quickly motored away. They had a weak outboard motor, so it was funny watching on CNN as the extra pirates paddled furiously with anything they had on board to get out of there and escape the smell! She then caused a massive fish kill as soon as she hit the water, which strangely improved the smell of the area she was in. I actually felt sorry for those idiot pirates!

The Lohans are the lowest life form,no one believes a word they say,their publicity stunts are so see through.

Yeah,people are really buying she's a "changed" woman,so concerned with the ills of the children of the world.

Hope they aren't too shocked,when they find the offers aren't pouring in.

dont fall in liar lo....you'll make the fish smell.

Lindsay is looking relaxed. She could use a little more weight, curves wise but she definitely looks relaxed. Too bad she wouldn't quit smoking though. While I think her acting career is dullsville it seems like her branch into fashion will continue so hope she proves us wrong and does good. I wish her happiness in 2010 in career and love whether with a guy or another gal who isn't Sam Ronson.

Yeah, that chain smoking of crack isn't doing much for her.

who'd want this whore now?

Boob job by same guy who operated on Tara Reid

Ewww.... she's looks 46.

Someone who enjoys picking scabs, has no sense of smell, and is severely visually impaired- that's her only hope.

Lilo's hot and rich. She can snap her fingers & hook up with any hot guy she wants. She don't have to work. She can hop a plane & be is Paris, LA, NY, St Barts. She's got it all.

You guys are funny. Anyone can photoshop a photo of themselves seeming to be anywhere. Do you actually believe this woman is living the lifestyle that is making you go crazy? Come on. Don't be so fooled. She is not a socialite. So,no job. No money. Think about it. If it seems to good to be true it usually is.

Any guy even linked to her quickly denies having anything to do with her nasty ass! And all she is doing is running away from her problems and doing the very things that will ensure her utter self destruction. So get back to your corner before your pimp gets pissed!

6:19 - Do you really think this photo is photoshop'd? No, you're funny. Eheh ^^

6:01 must be talking about maria.

Ugly girls and gays are jealos. My mom says so. They mad cos they don't wanna work hard to be some body.

So when did you flunk out of school?

Whoa! hot!

hope 2010 will be a lucky year for her. So great that she's making a scheduled appearance at Russel Simmons' NYE bash. Good start of the year!

don't be like a meanie u can't help being a ugly girl or gay. Get makup & fix ur self up. Boys like it on ugly girls and gays.

Cute pic of her, looking good

No. She has started the year by taking a tacky photo of herself in a bikini, posting it on the web, and was then mocked by everybody because she is an attention whore.

Meanwhile other actresses her age are spending time with their family (no restraining orders) and working on films. Lindsay has not been on a film set since those 2 days in Austin TX way back in the summer. Well...unless you count 'Lindsay's Private Party' which went straight to youtube (and youtube even took it down because they considered it to be porn). That is where she is at. Films so bad and gross they cant even be shown on youtube.

Happy New Year. Be gentle with yourself and kind to those you love. If someone has hurt you, wish them more patience and happiness in the new year. If necessary, walk away from them. Life is too fleeting to be unhappy.

P.S.
If you are going out this evening, please be safe and use a designated driver.

gross

Well, it seems there are a lot of famous people right now in St Barths. Maybe some will also attend the big New Years Eve bash.

She has nothing. Because she has no respect.

it's a BIG PARTY in ST BARTHS !!
Lucky her !!

She is whoring herself for the rich and famous for attention and money.
friends who wants to be a friend with a selfdestructive selfish whore like this.
she is building a reputation only on prostetuting herself calling it art.

She's doing what she said she'd do. Spending time with friends and family. Ali is with her on a yacht, her friend Patrick is with her, and Usher, Beyonce and others are bringing in the New Year together. I wish the best for all of them and even the nastiest posters posting here.

No muscle tone in her legs or upper body. Bloated face. Needs to work out

No muscle tone in her legs or upper body. Bloated face. Needs to work out

"I can't find my panties"

bangin' body and she's one lucky girl to be at all those amazing places/parties.

Not someone to date or be seen with in public. Just someone to pass around at a gang bang

Not someone to date or be seen with in public. Just someone to pass around at a gang bang

You are disgusting Dina. Absolutely Disgusting. Mommy DEAREST. Period.

She is NOT celebrating New Year with Beyonce. Beyonce hates Lindsay. Remember when Lindsay stalked Samantha to Singapore for a stupid gig? Beyonce kicked Lindsay out of her dressing room and took it for herself.

Yeah, Russell Simmon's NYE-party is a star-studded party including Lindsay Lohan....other celebs there are Jay-Z, Beyonce, Usher and many more.

IT'S CALLED TRASH AND NO CLASS!!!!!

Every picture has her smoking, she is soooooooooooooooooooooo GROSS!!!!!!

Oh ya and looks 10 years older then her real age.

10:47 PM - Beyonce is being paid $2million to perform there. Lindsay IS NOT performing. Stop trying to associate Lindsay with Beyonce. If you go to a Beyonce gig does that mean you are partying with Beyonce?

Pam Anderson?

Lucky Lohan, again at the best NYE bash!!!

Pathetic

Very few guys would want her as a girlfriend, fiance, wife or someone to have a public relationship with. Just someone to screw and nothing more

Dear Miss Leendsey,

We are so glad on another vacation because we know you have worked so hard on lots of moviies in 2009 and worked so hard for us and all the other needy children around the world.

WWe hope yuou take lots of pictures of yourself on your vacation and we also hope you shop and smoke alot.

sincerrly,

all the kids you saved in India

she looks tired

yikes.

trainwreck, as usual.

sigh
parent trap has been on lately
it hurts my heart 2 watch it

her leggings are on sale on gilt and only two of them sold. thats really pathetic.

(WWD ran the following correction to yesterday's story)

partner Kristi Kaylor tells WWD,

"It’ll be a young contemporary price point with tranny styling. We’re unconscious of it in the sense that we have great price points and tranny-quality products. The vision is to offer trannys and budget-escorts something that they don’t have in the marketplace today, items that go back with leggings: halters, studded micros-skirts and mesh jumpsuits.”

Kaylor added, "[Lindsay is] not a celeb-u-tard who lends her name to a brand. She’s intimately involved from Day One. She has lots of time on her hands. She picks fabrics. She tweets. She looks at trims. She goes clubbing. She picks buttons and zippers and studs. She smokes alot.
She doesn’t let anything go into production without trying it on and soiling it.”

(7:11 super LOL)

We are SOOOO glad Hohan is not disappointing us and is ringing in the New Year in true D-list fashion:

not working
covered in orange chemicals
ciggie in hand
laughable "sexy" pose for twitter
namedropping
and of course, balding, reeking of b.o. and clueless

so fug.

check out the pics at,

socialitelife.celebuzz
under, lindsay_lohan_gives_good_face

Wasn't she supposed to be going to Guatemala to save more kids??

OMG YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH HATERS...........I BET U LOOK WORSE SHE DOES NOT LOOK THAT BAD AND SHE DOES NOT LOOK OLD CANT YOU MORANS SAY SOMETHING NICE FOR A CHANGE

Brit's Best,

Let me break this down as simply as possible so you will understand. It’s unreasonable to expect them to say something nice about her because they don’t like her. It goes against their nature. In fact, the more someone like you complains, the harsher their insults will become. You think it’s fun to attack them. They think it’s fun to attack you. The only way I can explain this in simpler terms is by making obscene shadow puppets on the wall to illustrate. Seeing as you and I are not in the same room, it won’t help.

I’m sorry, I have to give you an D- in Critical Thinking 101.

Nice sentiment though.

I just love it when people are so stupid, they can't even spell a simple word like 'moron'.

**i guess her body is rockin if she was a old lady but not for a girl that is only in her 20's!

Thanks for pitching in to help Brit's Best. I already gave a spelling lesson today. A second spelling lesson is one too many for me bother wasting my time.

***damn i hate freckles, the are so ugly. especially on the chest!

To, damn it, TO! That’s the second time I skipped a word. Oh well who cares.

Holy shiit I thought that was some old lady posing on a boat

LINDSAY SHE ALWAYS CUTE!

H/NEW YEAR 2010 :)))))))))))))

I hope she overdoses in 2010.

Her weight is fine but she does not have a tight body like most actresses her age. Her face is bloated, bad boob job and she has poor muscle tone. Looking dissipated from an unhealthy lifestyle. She will likely age like pamela anderson has

Her weight is fine but she does not have a tight body like most actresses her age. Her face is bloated, bad boob job and she has poor muscle tone. Looking dissipated from an unhealthy lifestyle. She will likely age like pamela anderson has

Her weight is fine but she does not have a tight body like most actresses her age. Her face is bloated, bad boob job and she has poor muscle tone. Looking dissipated from an unhealthy lifestyle. She will likely age like pamela anderson has

Her weight is fine but she does not have a tight body like most actresses her age. Her face is bloated, bad boob job and she has poor muscle tone. Looking dissipated from an unhealthy lifestyle. She will likely age like pamela anderson has

Lindsays clothing line is NOT hers that scum Patrick does it for her. lindsay couldnt design shit!!! Just another Lohan Lie!! This to will come out and smack her in the face

6:05 - hot and rich? LOL! How about trashy, orange and nasty. Her body is soft, she is gross, and is exiled from every one in the movie industry. She is so disgusting. No one is jealous of this little brat, with the brain power of a 5 yr. old, and education of a 4th grader. She is a druggie, thief, liar, racist, whore, pale beast, and a big piece of bowel movement.

She smells like the dead fish in the sea. She is so dirty and smelly.

Oh...let's help the hungry...oh wait I'm on a yacht, look at meeeeee!

The 40 kids she "saved" are all on one dingy with a rope tied to the yacht.

No, I think they are still in the sweatshop sewing their fingers to the bone to make crappy, overpriced Ho hose with kneepads.

Balding, sick looking whore! On drugs, meds, booze, steals, lies, dumb slut!

It's nice of 1:33 to admit that he's a druggie,loser,thief,racist,whore,abuser
who can't control his anger and temper.

Don't you mean Blohan's mother? How are those rat teeth feeling after Blohan cracked you one and tried to toss you out of a moving car?

Hear piggy piggy. Oink oink!!!

Now bend over like a nicely little piggy and take it up the ass!