Lindsay vs. Paris: The Battle For Stavros' Affection Heats Up!

Stavros probably has caught the herpes from Paris, so he's tainted goods. Nobody should want to date him.

Paris and Lindsay are featured in chapter one of the Talking Celebrity Fiction website:

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Wild Hollywood Sex with Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS GORGEOUS!

I want Paris to wear the worlds largest strapon and do my butt while I eat Lindsay's. To the the bitch boy in that whore sandwich would be a dream.

these women are pathetic!
no wonder no one considers Lindsay a serious actress, sit your ass home for a night, whore.

I want Paris to wear the worlds largest strapon and do my butt while I eat Lindsay's. To the the bitch boy in that whore sandwich would be a dream.

Gotta love a chick with handcuffs hanging from her mirror.

Is it me or does Lindsay is starting to look like her mother, Dina, especially in the picture below the text 'Work It Girl!'?

NO doubt RobDaleC...handcuff me to the bed and ride me till I need to be put away wet.

PARIS AND LINDSAY are the hottest domme strapon bitches around!!!

shalalaaaaaaaaa, uuugly

NO doubt RobDaleC...handcuff me to the bed and ride me till I need to be put away wet.

PARIS AND LINDSAY are the hottest domme strapon bitches around!!!

both are loser..LILO is loser, at 20 she look likes like she is like 40years old. Drugs and Alchol will catup to you sooner or later. Paris need to go jail and both need to go away. Both doesnt have talents. loserss

did paris get her boobs done???

Katie - agreed. This ho is SO old looking (blohan). She looks like she's 40...stay home you pig...you need the break, obviously. It shows in your nasty looks

Blohan's a LOSER! She considers herself an 'actress'. HAHAHAHA. Acress my ass..this girl does nothing but get wasted every night. What a joke!! And she looks like she's 40!! What a shame..at 20 you look like that. She's nasty! At least Parasite looks her age. Blohan's the next episode of Blvd. of Brokendreams. LOSER

Lindsay
...get some facial cream
wash your hair
...you're lookin' nasty GIRL
Dont be like your mother.
NOT GOOD.
....sorry, hun.
truth hurts

HE'S OFFICIALLY OF THE MARKET FOR ANY HOT, CLASSY GIRL. NO ONE WANTS TO GET AN STD. AND, AFTER BEING WITH THESE 2..HE'S GOT THE VIRUS.

Paris may have an ugly mugg, but at least she takes care of herself. You never see her lookin fat, bloated or unkept. Her body is nice. Blohan on the other hand, looks old for her age, unkept, her hair's always as greasy as her face and she's bloated always. not cute. nasty

Paris is way better looking than Lindsay. Stavros is only using Lindsay to make Paris mad because Paris dumped his ass..how much more obvious can it be

Are you kidding?? Lindsay is a hot & sexy b!tch!!

another new one, :)

No, anon 9:59, Lindsay is NOT sexy and she's NOT hot. she looks like she's 50! greasy skank, that's what she is.

x17 please try not included Paris into Lindsay topic. I dont wanna read anything about Paris.

Queen of Fool
"BRITNEY Spears has topped this year's list of "Most Foolish Americans." In second place is Paris Hilton, followed by Michael Jackson, George W. Bush, O.J. Simpson, Dick Cheney and Mel Gibson,"

Looks whos almost goto no1

To Anon 10:07- 50 my ass! You only wish you looked that good!

PSYCHIC PREDICTION:

Paris Hilton: I see a many lesbian prison gang-bangs with massive strap-on dildos in her future.

Lindsey Lohan: Her sexual horizons will be expanded as she will soon attempt anal sex with super-hung porn stud Lexington Steele.

Just keepin' it real.

omg it is so obvious Stavros is using Lindsay to piss off Paris..He runs right back to paris as soon as she lets him..did you see his myspace page? it's all about Paris..there are none of FUG Firecrotch..you guys are so stupid to think she is even in the running.. Not like i care either way.. but I'm sure Stavros can date other hot chicks if he's not dating Paris. He is just using lindsay to piss off Paris.. Hey it always works...Lindsay you are FUG, can't act, you're mother is a whore and you guys are poor..sorry you're not even in Paris' league get over it!

anon 10:30 - I look ten times better when I am hungover and sick than Blohan. She DOES look 50. Everyone see's it. She's NOTHING. A LOSER. HAHAHAH ITS FUNNY! She's a pig, just as her mother is. JUNKIES

They both as STD's..but at least Parasite is put together, unlike Blohan who's a fat, bloated, pale, drug-addicted retard who looks like shes 40!

I'd put $$$$$ on it that Paris had her boobs done--they've looked continually huge lately. And I agree...every day Lindsey & Dina are becoming more interchangable. Weird.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICE BUT LINDSAY IS WEARING A LOT HER DEVIL EYES BRACELET MAYBE BECAUSE OF STAVROS

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICE BUT LINDSAY IS WEARING A LOT HER DEVIL EYES BRACELET MAYBE BECAUSE OF STAVROS plus nikky hilton has the same but the blue color is lighter

ewwww..two skanks sharing their herpes sores with the same guy...oozy, dripping with pus and very very gross!

"its a brand new scab" (sung to the tune of "its a brand new day" from the valtrex commercial)

http://gossippolice.com

Lindsey is the hottest of the two!

isnt paris pushing 30?bitch needs a life besides going out to clubs trying to hook up with stupid guys to get stravos pissed .paris starvos doesnt want your stank ass and he wont ever marry you slut .get a life and stop postin anon on x17 .everyone knows it you bird face

isnt paris pushing 30?bitch needs a life besides going out to clubs trying to hook up with stupid guys to get stravos pissed .paris starvos doesnt want your stank ass and he wont ever marry you slut .get a life and stop postin anon on x17 .everyone knows it you bird face

isnt paris pushing 30?bitch needs a life besides going out to clubs trying to hook up with stupid guys to get stravos pissed .paris starvos doesnt want your stank ass and he wont ever marry you slut .get a life and stop postin anon on x17 .everyone knows it you bird face

isnt paris pushing 30?bitch needs a life besides going out to clubs trying to hook up with stupid guys to get stravos pissed .paris starvos doesnt want your stank ass and he wont ever marry you slut .get a life and stop postin anon on x17 .everyone knows it you bird face

isnt paris pushing 30?bitch needs a life besides going out to clubs trying to hook up with stupid guys to get stravos pissed .paris starvos doesnt want your stank ass and he wont ever marry you slut .get a life and stop postin anon on x17 .everyone knows it you bird face

Has Parisite admitted to her boob job yet? Anyone know? And don't even tell me it is a bra, 'cause there is no way in hell that is a bra. I just want to know if she will tell the truth or not.

And I totally agree with Anonymous at 12:26, she isn't pushing 30 quite yet, she's only 25 or 26 now, but get a life! She is acting like a teenager trying to make this person jealous, that person look bad. I probably partied even harder than her, but I at least stopped at 23, not 26. I had my insurance license by then. But when your job is to party, she should be paid overtime! But, she will also look like the bottom of my foot by the time she is 30, because drinking and doing drugs like she does will put a severe hurtin' on her face! More so than now!

so x17 i wannaaaaaa know whats with paris boobs??? (HEY IM NOT LESBIAN OR SMTH!!)XD im crazy

No it's not paris posting to the boards..Loser! I just think Lindsay is so buttfug and she must be on another planet to think she can compete with Paris. Don't like Paris too much either but Lindsay isn't even in her league.

BLONd hare looks good!!

You didn't have to dye it for me

BLONd hare looks good!!

You didn't have to dye it for me

BLONd hare looks good!!

You didn't have to dye it for me

BLONd hare looks good!!

You didn't have to dye it for me

i think they are both nice. And obviously two pretty girls who were probably doing a lot fewer awful things to themselves on a typical Hollywood night out than other girls their ages.

WOWWW Lindsay is GORGEOUS!

WOWWW Lindsay is GORGEOUS!

Why does she keep looking at her fake tits...we know that you got them done stop making it obvious..dumb twit

lindsay is butt ugly and old looking, why do these people all use thenselves up by 25?

lindsay is butt ugly and old looking, why do these people all use themselves up by 25?

ive heard that stavros and hilary duff are together..or something is going on between those two.
is that true or something?

you guys! all you do is complain over how bad they look, have you ever thought of what might have caused it! mabey they look like they do cos of all the paps and everyone who´s going on and on about everything they do wrong! i think linds looks good, i am sure she looks a lot better then you do! good luck with the rehab linds!!!!