Lindsay's Charity Auction Draws A Crowd Handful

her "case" will get thrown out of court.
Let's hope E Trade turns around and sues the Lohans for lawyers fees and for punitive damages.

she will not be getting a huge settlement from e-trade x17 your as dumb as lindsay if you think shes getting anything from that lawsuit and stop promoting this talentless bitch

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IT TAKES ONE SECOND TO DO!

Hey guys!!! Will you please Google " Save Better of Ted" and it should be the second link down at " go petition" and you don't have to register to sign it. It stars Ellen D's wifey Portia de Rossi. It's a great show, it just didn't get a good time slot, or good promotion. Thanks so much!!!!!

Did her publicist dump her?????

going, going, GONE for her so called career

No way will eTrade pay her a cent. She is a loser, with no friends, no career, an addiction problem, a stealing issue, broke, no charity - she got a fee and donated nothing, a liar and fake, a whore, and overall just another fugly club rat.

How long can her lawyer take a losing case on consignment?
The people with the deeper pockets always win.

"Most bids are going for the products that DON'T include Lindsay!"

That's says it all.

LIndsay is looking her worst in Paris because according to his friend/hanger Markus Molinari, he tweeted that he hasn't sleep in a week and he's with Lindsay... so if Markus hasn't sleep in a week probably Lindsay too. I just wonder what they are doing staying up all night.

Second time for 11:41

Well, they're not drinking milk!

Attorneys for e trade will file a motion to dismiss which will probably be granted. One more humiliation for her.

11:20 I understood what you meant but it’s on a "contingency" basis. I don’t know. E-Trade announced they are going to vigorously fight the lawsuit. Every reputable lawyer who has weighed in on the lawsuit has labeled it frivolous. Some lawyers gamble on long shots.

One more humiliation for her.

She's a collector!

10:41 Leslie Zelnick-Sloane is referring all inquires to her lawyer. I doubt she can afford her services anymore.

LOSER

Haha...A police car signed by Linsanity! Is that because she has spent so much time in one? Hahahahahaha

Good idea! Uummm isn't it illegal to own a police car?

If you check out the bidding you will see the same people bidding in a row. Probably Blowhan and her "people" trying to look like it's a hot item.

Stupid

Blohan should have signed and auctioned her mug shot. It's her best photo.

12:11 if true, it would be hilarious. If no one else bids on the police car, she'd have to buy it. It’s not a total loss though. She can drunk drive herself to the police station next time and get really good parking!

Lindsay Sucks. I hope she drops dead soon.

The auction for the police car is just plain stupid. Who would want a car (or anything else for that matter) signed by that bitch?

She is a dumbass whose career is circling the drain.

She probably signed the back seat -- that's where she's accustomed to sitting.

she's only going to go away kicking and screaming. God help us all

I hope she's arrested on drug charges before her DUI probation is done.

Gorgeous,wealthy Lindsay.
Ugly losers claim they're not jealous.

1:19 She might go away quietly. An overdose or an aggressive session with her razor.

Why anyone would be stupid enough to give a single cent to anything with the orange claw prints of this known criminal who is completely desperate for money is beyond me! There are plenty of great charities that you can give to without the risk of part of it being stolen by some drunk slagbag.

1:37 Never underestimate the stupidity of the LCDs. They’d pay a premium price if the car had her heel marks on the headliner.

I see the haters are out in full force.
Lindsay Lohan is f*cking hot.

1:25 - ugly, broke Blohan. Only smart people aren't jealous of this desperate whore.

lilo is an amazing, courageous, hot, authentic young woman, fact!

It's only amazing her lungs and liver haven't quit yet! Her sinus cavity must be hating life pretty bad now too! Yeah, courageous people steal from others and keep themselves in a constant state of intoxication, right?

The posters for auction are pretty rad. She looks cool and i dig the concept

LOL 3:55 is stuck in the 80's.

She's a good girl, I like her.

lilo is a cutieeeeeeeeeee

Being a thief is cool? Only other thieves think like that.

Being a whore is cool? Only other whores think like that.

Being a drunk is cool? Only other drunks think like that.

Being a addict is cool? Only other addicts think like that.

Unlike the fugly cowards who hide behind their computers and take pot shots at celebs, Linds is a hardworking, talented girl who's earning good money. She may not be getting acting gigs at this time, but is still able to earn from sale of leggings, photo shoots, appearances.
As for the lawsuit, whatever the outcome she's damn right to sue; this should be but the first step in taking down the vicious gossip sites for the nasty stories they print about her everyday. Laugh all you want, but there are clear instances where she can earn substantial damages for defamation for the garbage stories that are printed about her...

@4:43 Lonely dyke, much?

ROTFL @ 4:43!!!

Luv her!!

Being a cutter is cool? Only other cutters think like that.

Linds babe keep your head up! Take care of your physical and emotional health and cut negative folks from your life! Please try your best to leave the US for a while and live/work in Europe where they seem to appreciate you so much more...

4:51, she wants to "EAT Lindsay's muff" and "bang that sloppy muff all night" If she’s not a dyke with a strap-on, she should be.

Linds babe take your booze, drugs, and razors with you to Europe.

With luck she’ll become the Bambi Woods of her generations.

With luck she’ll become the Bambi Woods of her generation.

she's a lovely girrl

She’s the Pippi Longstocking of soft core porn photo shoots.

Who's the tramp and why isn't she cuffed in the back?

Oh, she'll get cuffed and stuffed back into a cop car soon enough. She is a LOWhan after all and the LOWhans are criminal grifters.

4:43 is Maria or someone equally stupid

Since filing the lawsuit the people who don't follow celeb gossip also know how ridiculous she is. Networks and major print media, which don't cover washed up former actress, have ridiculed and made fun of her filing a worthless lawsuit. She has become a topic for comedians too

Since filing the lawsuit the people who don't follow celeb gossip also know how ridiculous she is. Networks and major print media, which don't cover washed up former actress, have ridiculed and made fun of her filing a worthless lawsuit. She has become a topic for comedians too

the tweenies qver at L Chat are going BERSERK, predicting Bloho is flying into L.A. tonight and reuniting with Sam, big time.
It is creepy but also fascinating to read:

" Lindsay will land in about 2 hrs!! Can't f*cking wait!!!!"

"Whoooooooooooooohoooooooo!"

"How if we are wrong? lol"


"If she aint on that plane I am going to kill myself"

4:43 - Lindsay, are you so pathetic that you have to comment on your own stories now. Get a job or die already!

4:43. If she is so successful why doesn't she donate money to charity instead of associating with stunts? Very easy, just make out a check and send it to a charity

I was thinking about Thumper yesterday.

5;20. Lovely? If you like a bloated face, double chin, balding, cut and bruised, sagging boobs and ass, duck lips and a crackhead look

Laughing at 6:24-1

Search "Extreme Sheep Herding - With Lights!" Fans don't have that much intelligence.

Search “Pole Dancing Gone Bad”

It’s her future!

6:45...here's a bit more...(reading L Chat is a guilty pleasure..they are so NUTS):

"where is our lilo?"

"sam is staying at home now, wonder if lilo has already come home?"

"If she took the later flight, she's close to landing."

"yup, another 15mins Sam's waiting home ;)"

"Okay, in all seriousness...where did it go wrong? If you could pinpoint like THE moment where the downfall started and she never recovered.

I'm going to say promotion for Prairie Home Companion, where she went super blonde for the first time and was clearly tweaked out of her mind. I think it was a continuous slide from that point on."

Laughing at 6:55 too! You're right they're nuts!

Pinpoint THE moment? At birth. She has lousy genes.

6:21. Exactly. Networks and major newspapers would never even mention Lindsay if it were not for the crazy lawsuit filed against e trade

anytime you want an L Chat excerpt, just let me know..there are over 10,000 pages of it:

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep

before lindsay,,,did sam R date any other girls?

No

how do u know that??

7:35 Anytime you want to post L Chat excerpts is a good time. It's impossible not to laugh at them. That poster’s anxiety about whether she is or isn’t on a flight was really over the top. Strangers being invested in a relationship that hasn't existed for almost a year is hilarious.

What Dina fails to acknowledge is not that people know

A judge will throw this out, but too bad that a judge can't throw Lindsay in jail or something. I hope they fine her for this lawsuit.

Everyone other than Maria laughs at her for filing the lawsuit

Maria is living in a fantasyland built for one.

Laughing at Eonline!

Lindsay Lohan Putting Troubled Past to Paper
Wed., Mar. 3, 2010 Peter Gicas

Evidently Lindsay Lohan believes all that tweeting has properly prepared her to actually write something that requires more than 140 characters.

The troubled starlet is penning a memoir about her, well, troubled life. And according to the 23-year-old, she's been working on it for quite some time now.

"I write a lot and it's very therapeutic for me because then I can see what's happening on paper," she tells Britain's OK! magazine. "I've started writing a book. It's going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There's a lot to put down, you know?"

Oh, we know, Linds. In fact, we're all too aware of what you've been through thanks to interviews, photos and, of course, Twitter. In fact, come to think of it, how much more is there to share?

Maybe 140 characters really is all she needs.

"oh ok. how long do we have to wait for pap pics?"

" depends on who gets the pics. sometimes we have gotten them pretty quick. x17 will sometimes start updating in another hour or so."

ok. thank you. :)"


"well, if she took that plane, she's already home i think... ermm"

Some of you may be interested in reading in "Corey Haim Died Of Pulmonary Congestion, Says Mom". I posted info about the California AG Office’s major investigation into an "illegal and massive prescription-drug ring" involving identity theft of doctors, illegally obtained prescription pads and illegal scripts.

Laughing at 8:27! Should we wave to them?

Lets talk about Lindsay's E-Trade suit. Lindsay has a good case. It gets better by the day. More and more loose lipped PR people just keep talking. They dont care and they're admitting they all knew the baby was created in Lindsay's character. They already admitted how they all the sudden changed the baby's name from Deborah to Lindsay. Once they did their creative juices just started flowing. They all started creating new 'skank names' for that babies character. They even laughed about Lindsay Lohan in their meetings. She could be scoring a new HUGE win soon. Dont be so stupid, it was obvious who the milk-a-holic reference was refering to, namely Lindsay. Get real people, I saw it on SB Sunday and I knew immedialely the reference right away. Otherwise, that commercial wouldnt even have been funny at all. TELL me the punch line if it wasnt about Lindsay Lohan? Whithout her, there wasnt one. Duh...

Lets talk about Lindsay's E-Trade suit. Lindsay has a good case. It gets better by the day. More and more loose lipped PR people just keep talking. They dont care and they're admitting they all knew the baby was created in Lindsay's character. They already admitted how they all the sudden changed the baby's name from Deborah to Lindsay. Once they did their creative juices just started flowing. They all started creating new 'skank names' for that babies character. They even laughed about Lindsay Lohan in their meetings. She could be scoring a new HUGE win soon. Dont be so stupid, it was obvious who the milk-a-holic reference was refering to, namely Lindsay. Get real people, I saw it on SB Sunday and I knew immedialely the reference right away. Otherwise, that commercial wouldnt even have been funny at all. TELL me the punch line if it wasnt about Lindsay Lohan? Without her, there wasnt one. Duh...

She's a greedy pig and won't get jack from that ridiculous lawsuit! If anything, she'll end up getting counter-sued and her broke, desperate ass will be in some real trouble! Too bad for her that she snorted and drank all the money she made away and now has to extort people to make a living.

9:19 When it comes to U.S. law, 9:08 doesn’t know her ass from elbow. It doesn’t deserve your reply.

E-Trade made a parody commercial. Parody is protected speech.

Oh, isn't she looking like the savory individual we all know she is in this pix. Shouldn't she have been seated in back where she would be more comfortable and accustomed?

4:43, are you the one posting the poems about LL by chance? Do your self a favor my dear, and stop making an ass of yourself. Can't you scope out a heinous skank when you see one?

How is life treating you, Schonheit? Good, I hope.

9:49, busy but very well, thank-you! And yourself good as well I trust?

I’m well.

9:08, isn't it a fact that Ms. Lohan is an alcoholic? Would you say that it is a fair statement to chacacterize someone who has been convicted of 2 DUIs and has trouble with alcohol classes an alcoholic? Have you ever seen Ms. Lohan in public while drunk? She definately fits the definition of an alcoholic (and lots of other stuff too, but we won't go there right now). She admitted she couldn't manage her life because of booze. The inference is true-another reason, amongst many more, that guarantee she will not prevail.

10:02, that's a good thing!

9:08, let's consider the recent meltdown at the Tea Room. What did SR say to Lohan? Wasn't it something like: "Why don't you have another drink...your a disgrace". as Lohan and gaggle are hurling cig. butts at Ronson. No signs of alcoholic there!

Cooking Pepa's books is not what some would call success.

Hi guys! It's me Lindsay, all good and crazied up. 4:43, I'm super interested in you! Do you have alot of money like SR, cuz with as gullible as you are I'm thinking I can make your life a living hell like I did Sam if that sh*t falls through along with that lawsuit thing. I need a back-up plan and you just might be it!

Schonheit, yes it is but I probably won’t be good company tonight.

10:23, well at a later time perhaps.

She looks drunk and like she just took a major dump in her pants in this pix.

I’m sorry, Schonheit. I’m thinking about a friend and it’s making me restless. A later time. I'm going for a walk in the rain.

she's an arrogant spoiled brat, it was reported she was flicking cigarettes at a waitress when she was in london,
didn't see her denying it anywhere.

despite being just a waste of a person,she's arrogant enough to believe she's better than others and has treated countless people like sh*t,
that plays a big part in why there is such a great disdain for her.
as well as the glee in witnessing her downfall.

10:32, sounds good. Nite :)

10:36, probably because the waitress didn't pay enough attention to her and NO ONE does that to THEE LINDSAY LOHAN, lol.

Yeah..if she was really doing so great would she and her demented "mother" be on here reacting to comments from complete strangers they claim are "losers".

Love a LOWhan calling anyone a loser,talk about gall...it's like being called fake by Heidi Montag.

If they haven't already those narcissists need to get over to people. com theres a Poll about their grab for cash lawsuit...and these cretins are getting blasted in the comments section.

she doesn't have much longer,i can feel it.
she's cutting and hurting herself.
you can't talk to her cause she's irrational because of her dna,drinking alcohol,taking adderall and whatever else she has wrong with her.
she can't sleep, or be, alone.
she needs a babysitter.
she punched me in the face,threw me out of the car.
sound familiar monster mummy,those are your words.
who need enemies when she has you.
sounds just a tad bit worse than milkaholic..wouldn't you say?!

oh and on those tapes monster you are heard talking about how expensive it would be to have that girl laurie who was babysitting lindsay,do it everyday.
so you can drop the bs about how "wealthy" lindsay is cause if it were really true..there would have been no problem paying the girl.

For all of you people that keep hating on me, saying I am a washed up gold digger, I will have you know that I just landed a role in the re-make of the film Rosemary's Baby....I play Laura Louise! xoxo

LG90076079. I like dirty whores-very appealing to me. Lindsay, you look sooooo good.

oops...guess the lezies at L Chat are a tad disappoionted that there wasn't a dramatic Bloho/Sam reunion last night, after hundreds of pages of anticipation that they posted:

"This event was no big deal, just a bit of fun to raise money and if LL was back in LA and wanted to see her she would NOT have gone, whats hard to understand about that?"

"she either isn't in LA or it isn't important for them to see each other."

"bingo"

"It doesn't really tell what they want- it tells me what sam wants that's all."

"well if sam doesnt want it it doesnt matter what lindsay wants"

" interesting to see whether sam goes home after or stays out... although its not gonna mean much if we don't know that lindsay is in LA."

"still no word on her.. I wonder if her plane was delayed by some time.. i know someone earlier reported that the 5p.m. flights (if she took that one) were all delayed."

"I looked at that flight times link someone posted earlier, and it didn't look to be delayed too long. it had updated to 'departed' when I looked. still not sure she was on it though. we don't know for sure that she went to LA."

Heidi Montag is so over The Hills. The reality star, whose mostly famous for her re-vamped face, is movin' on up to the big leagues. Spencer's wifey will be starring opposite Adam Sandler in a romantic comedy due out in 2011.

Heidi announced the big news via Twitter saying:

“I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming monday!!!!! this is one of the best days of my life!"


Lindsay...fail again

Jay Leno last night said,
"why is Lindsay suing a baby that has a job and a life?"

L chat is disturbing- cant believe they are stalking the flights Sam/Lilo take and even know if they are delayed!!!

Tell you kept up with the housework. (pluueeaasseee)

SHE GOOD GIRL SHE ALWAYS ON MY MIND !
LINDSAY SHE THE BEST ALL AROUND THE WORLD !

8:08 AM scary

breath free

Even the losers really love Lindsay. She's everybody's angel.
She's busy earning money while they make jealous rants.
She's happy. They're mad. She loves. They hate.

what does Dina mean by Lindsay's DNA? Does she have a mental condition? ...she's irrational because of her DNA... That suggests a mental condition.

9:40. If she was making such money why doesn't she own a home or condo, why the humiliating gigs and why not donate her own money for haitian relief like angelina and others have done?

Wasn't 9/11 an Act of War.
Fcuk'n Pussies.

"Most people find me disgusting"

And this is 9:40 again. Everyone is hella jealous of beautiful, wholesome, fresh, sane, drug-free and chaste Lindsay.....I like her because she shares her pills with me sometimes. The others get all fanned out because they either wanna boink the nasty broken down whore or they are lonely, stupid, and gullible throw backs.

LINDSAY, IS THAT TRUE WHAT 11:27 SAY HERE? THE PURPLE PICTURE I DON'T LIKE. YOU NO DO THOSE PICTURE REAL BAD. GIVE ME A SIGN. P.S. ARE YOU A BROKEN DOWN HUSSY?

Honey...Samantha, it hurts Lindsay when you call her a dirty skank and don't call her back or answer your phone.Do you want me to go nutso on your ass again? What clubs are you going to be out and how come I can't seem to pry your apartment door open. S*it, baby don't listen to your parents anymore....I know what's best for you!

Lindsay's fans write positive things everyday. It seems they are happy.

The Lindsay haters write negative things everyday.
That's why people think they are angry and jealous and in denial.

^ ^ 12:52
still insane

I manage to find really positive things to say about Lindsay. Here is how I pull that off. What I do is I consume a hearty helping of all kinds of the most powerful pyscho active drugs known to man...get totally zonked out and then I take to my computer and write really glowing stuff about her that EVERYONE who is coherent and stable knows is complete b.s. Then, when the people in white coats come and take me away kicking and screaming, I tell them my name is Dina...and do you know WHO my daughter, "Thee Lindsay" Lohan is!?

lol, You picked a major yet?

LINDSAY, THIS HURT ME REAL BAD. I FOUND OUT YOU DO MORE THE PURPLE PIC. AGAIN THEN I NO LIKE YOU. YOU ARE GOOD GIRL WITH YOU HINEY HANGIN OUT BUT THIS NO GOOD FOR YOU. TELL THEM ITS NOT YOU IN THE PICTURE MAGAZINE AND YOU VERY GOOD. WHY YOU HAVE YOUR BOOBS SHOW LIKE THAT?

1:14, elaborate plz.

She looks really clean in these pix. Like a lovely street walker kinda clean.

Just a quick heads up. This was written by the Canadian failure who was attacking U.S. soldiers on “The Hurt Locker Cleans up at the Oscars”. One of the soldiers mentioned availing himself/herself of their tuition benefits. A wise decision. It's something to take into consideration when reading her other delusional posts. She may think she’s taking a jab at one of the soldiers or Americans in general. Predictable behavior from a mentally ill Canadian c*nt.

March 13, 2010 11:10 AM
Posted by: Coney Island White Fish
Wasn't 9/11 an Act of War.
Fcuk'n Pussies.

x17online . com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsays_charity_auction_draws_a_crowd_handful-03122010.php

On a happier note, my friend’s 5 year cancer check was clean. :)

213;
I would say you are clueless, however, you have full knowledge of your traitorous cowardly behaviour.
You NOT an American.
Your gold digging behviour sickens, is digusting and shames all the men and women who, since 9/11, volunteeted thier lifes and livlihoods defending America.

213/1;
I would say you are clueless, however, you have full knowledge of your traitorous cowardly behaviour.
You NOT an American.
Your gold digging behviour sickens, is digusting and shames all the men and women who, since 9/11, volunteeted thier lifes and livlihoods defending America.

*VOLUNTEERED

3:11/3:12 are you responding to 2:13?

Or are you responding to the March 13, 2010 11:10 AM post that was reposted at 2:13?

Nevermind 3:11/3:12.

I have the one word answer: behavioUr.

You are the Canadian failure.

"Anyone have advice on dealing with my yeast infection"

Just keeping things tidy for those reading (cough) Kimmerly posting anonymously at 3:11/3:12. Her rants about U.S. soldiers on “The Hurt Locker Cleans up at the Oscars” are a must read. I’m impressed it only took her 17 minutes to read this post in the new Britney thread before going to this Lindsay thread and responding at 3:11/3:12. Anyone want to guess who the Canadian failure is? Nevermind. No need.

March 13, 2010 2:54 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
Oh, the Canadian from Ontario calling herself Kimmerly has learned how to use a capital K in one of her many monikers. Don't overuse "charming" Kimmerly. People will start to wonder if you are the Canadian c*nt in the Lindsay threads who keeps writing about her being “charming“ too. Don't thank me for the advice. It was my pleasure!

3:42. First of all you might shower more often

Oh and before the Canadian loon starts posting about “cancer" -- it’s a metaphor your limited mind can’t possibly understand. So, spare yourself the embarrassment. Don’t be depressed. I’m sure other embarrassments will flow from your fingertips as they always do.

329 -And you sir, are a gold digging cad.

@4:08 ROTFL!!!

Canadian u are one big borefest.

Lindsay lohan is going 2 sue u 4.o8. Gold digger is one of her trademarks. Tisk tsk.

It’s a normal occurrence when a brother and sister marry then have a child.

And in Canadians.

"Oh Honey,

When you tried to go back in time to stop your past self from taking that first gulp of that Adderall/Oxycotin/Red Bull Smoothie that started this downward spiral, maybe you went back a tad bit TOO far..."

thanks dlisted!

That was funny.

compared to how delusional lindsay and white oprah are,charles manson seems sane.
known by just lindsay..oh please.

since this lawsuit i've asked several people and found a number of them didn't even know who she was period.
because these two narcissists read every word about themselves on celebrity websites ,they think everyone else is doing the same thing.

just can't accept that her time has come and passed...the trainwreck publicity will come to end as well.
that's when the real meltdowns are gonna occur..when they can no longer get those attention fixes they so crave.
their fears of becoming invisible will be their reality.

I went to Dlisted to read and look at their photo. It’s rare to see a 23 year old dressed like a Suffragette in 2010. And hilarious!

8:24, I looked at the dlisted comment section just know. They have lots of funny comments. Why did you pick that one?

Well, no one is here tonight. So I’ll leave a last thought.

Lately, I have been thinking about the mutualist relationship between a pilot fish and shark. In the animal kingdom, the symbiotic relationship between the parasite and host is beneficial. In humans...it’s something to ponder. Especially as it relates to this site.

9:26. Interesting thought:)

Thank you Schonheit. :)

Haha, Lindsay lohan likes to get so f*cked up that she is even unable to throw on a couple of sick tracks of music while being supervised by a professional DJ.

Now her Mom is trying to paint this portrait that she is this victimized little "baby" girl, swallowed up by Hollywood. When Marilyn Monroe was Lohan's age, she was moving her career forward in spite of severe familial hardships-her mother was so crazy she didn't even recognize her own daughter. Monroe grew up in orphanges. LL comes from a divorced set of parents....boo hoo. Lohan will end up like MM, minus the legendary talent status.

10:19 :)

Perhaps her family’s expectation is the public is supposed to applaud her ability to put one foot in front of the other on two consecutive days? ;)

10:27 :)

Something nearby is hungry for attention.

Lindsay Lohan memoranda to advisors: "So can I file suit against my drug dealer...he won't front me anymore?".

10:40 LOL. I will admit Dina Lohan is an overly permissive floozy that ought to be b*tch slapped....so Lohan didn't get the best parenting; however, neither did Monroe and many others. My suggestion to Lohan: when you finally realize the beach party is over, get your ass to work you sloppy bar fly.

Where are my manners? Hi lurker!

Of course that was for the Nazi Britard.

10:49 whorehan is here? Oh, what a treat. How long before she gets 5150'd?

The Canadian and Whorehan? S*it, hide the Jameson quick. Keep your belongings on padlock. Crush up some Vitamin A and put out afew lines. The burning will make them think it's yatch.

10:53 ask someone who thinks "whorehan" is here. Have you consulted the mirror?

10:58 To my knowledge, Lindsay is busy using it to cut up rails.

Perhaps it comes here to feed because it is malnourished, even starving for attention in real life?

12:00, oops. Did I say that out loud??? Eeeks. I meant, um she is using her mirror like normal people...really, she is. Preparing for her role as Laura Louise in Rosemary's Baby...or did they cast her as Rosemary's Baby?

Schonheit, I'm wrong and so are you. Please look at the Brit thread.

Or maybe I read 12:00 wrong?

Either way we have company again.

12:04:) almost; however, the Britard was a sufficient clue from the outset, lol. And of course, she does not know who Voltaire is!

12:05 ;) Indeed, I was merely adding a character to the play. And of course you were sending a cue that the monster had been awoken from her slumber.

Well, if she wants to play, lets play! I checked the source of the Dlisted post at 8:24. It was written by a poster named Eddie Van Hilton. Perhaps our demented goat is feeling lonely?

12:05, if you do not already know, Bloho and family are known to "lurk" about this site. And I can cite afew instances, so when you say "lurker", you are referencing more than the Canadian.

12:13, I can tell you are very fond of the Canadian, lol.

I understand. I will be more specific in the future. I think Mike may have posted very detailed info about Dina's, ahem, friends.

12:13, I maintain grave doubts that the Canadian possesses the clever intellectual capacity to appreciate your subtle taunting. For she has the mind of a log. It's pretty dense foilage in there. Be advised, you will feel like Christopher Columbus and will have to clear cut an Amazon rain forest to see your way through.

Really? How could you tell?

12:21, Uh, the first clue was very low key...like the c*nt part.

I'm glad I own a machete!

12:19, not just daddy Blohan or mommy dearest. I don't know how much you know about Lindsanity, but she definately qualifies as a lurker.

What will become of the emotional succubus when no one is around to played with her?

Oh, I know her cadre of imaginary boogiemen can keep her company!

Well, I guess I'm being impolite.

Lindsay, if you're reading, go to rehab for the 4th and final time. And take it seriously.

12:25. How can you have it already? Oh, don't tell me another Lohan film is going straight to DVD. Her new name is Jinxhan. As for the Canadian...she is very obsessive. The energy that she expends with the daily fan out thing is frightening to be quite honest.

The Canadian should be honored she is the first and only woman I have called a c*unt. She earned the title.

It's honoUred dammit!

No, I own an actual machete! I needed it while traveling on a island.

12:32, be careful, you might end up with a blackened eye like her mom.

12:37, so I gathered, lol.

Have you ever thought you were writing to me or someone else then discovered it was the Canadian? She likes to impersonate posters and has done it to virtually everyone who comes here.

Oh and obsessive is an understatement!

Laughing at 12:35.

When it’s happened to me, I have taken it in stride. The fact she does it exemplified her mental derangement.

Wearing a goalie helmet to protect my face from the pugilist. And slightly embarrassed I missed machete joke. :P

Oh that was bad!

12:40, perhaps questioned in afew instances; however, your training has sharpened my awareness. I had never considered writing to anyone as someone other than myself-indeed, I want to take credit for the laughter I provide from time to time and originality of thought. Of course people here do know I taunt afew folks with crazy jokes posted as "Thee Lindsay Lohan", "LG90076079", and "A YOUR ANGEL", but I make it blatently obvious, lol. She must be really deeply disturbed to do that; however, so is masquerading as a "Harvard Professor". Really reaching to lend herself credibility.

12:45, I am known a quick study. Your skills may rub off on me before you sense the time has arrived, lol.:)

I’m always grateful for the way you can make me laugh. :)

The Harvard Professor posts were disturbing.

The posts from LG90076079 and “A YOUR ANGEL make my eyes roll.

Expand on 12:51.

12:54, it's just so easy to make Lohan and brainless fans the butt of my jokes. Sometimes too easy-but they do ask for it. Do you think "A YOUR ANGEL" found my comments hurtful?... haha...I mean, furrowed brow look of concern. And yes, Canadian declaring false credentials does disclose the pitiful state of existence that is the "Canadian lurker:.

12:51, your posts have sharpened my abstract humor, hence me taking the opportunity for the Machete dialogue.

12:58, yes, the ones not posted by me which mock them are major eye rollers. The fact that they are so gullible does not bode well for them, least society on the whole. They are as shallow as those they admire.

It made me hesitated for a moment. I think the reasons are pretty obvious by now (I’m sorry). Do you ever yearn for a place to have a normal conversation? I do.

Thanks for 1:08. It's not you, it's me. As I said, I hesitated for a moment.

1:08, haha you are constantly on your guard. I was not being facetious...genuine compiment. She is traumatizing people here. And yes, I do enjoy the prospect of a Canadian Lurker free dialogue, lol. But I admit, the mischievious side of me likes the challenge, as I am confident she will prove no match for me :)

Knowing the Canadian loon is reading can be unnerving. Sometimes I find myself analyzing what I can/can’t share about my experiences because a loon wants to slither into my life.

Thank you for the compliment! :) I’m confident you could run laps around her mind while you were half asleep!

1:11, no worries. Well, at least we know that if Bloho were surfing around-we have effectively lost her some time ago...too complex a conversation for her. I'm guessing would we have dusted her at 12:21!

Laughing and smiling! :)

1:17 "slither", eew, sounds bad. By "loon" I am sure you don't mean the kinds referenced by Elizabeth Taylor in the film A Place in the Sun", lol.

1:19:)

It’s time...

Sweet dreams!

Mommy, what dat? What are they saying? Big words hurt Lindsay...make me feel like a dumb worthless whore....I mean, dumb and worhtless...I already know I am a whore.

Nice reference to A Place in the Sun. :)

It’s time for a blanket under the stars.

Goodnight!

1:33. To you as well.

You know how much it bothers me when you say things like that! It kept me up all night.

I relly love what you've donr with the place.

Hugs, Beautiful View

We doesn't she write a check and send her money if she wants to help a charitable cause? She wants the attention will not step up and spend

We doesn't she write a check and send her money if she wants to help a charitable cause? She wants the attention will not step up and spend

8:53, Oh, dear was it what I said or was it that good ol adderall/coke working it's magic? LOL.

10:19, Now that is not a very fair thing to say....we all know she doesn't have any money! Behave yourself, lol.

4:43 i love u!!!! xoxoxo

As has been pointed out before,the lazy Lindsay haters
are really confused Lindsay fans. That's why most of them are in therapy.
They will never have her fame and fortune. That explains their jealousy.
Everyone loves beautiful Lindsay. She is everybody's angel.

1:58, haha now calling me a "Lindsay fan" is the worst thing you have ever called me.... that is just not very nice at all! What did I ever do to you? LOL.

To my knowledge, your "beautiful Lindsay" is the only one who has had to have her little grotsky hand held with therapy, hehe. And woman, look at this thread-it belies your present contention that "everyone loves Lindsay"!

Think before you speak my darling little lurker. Your lack of critical thinking skills has me a bit concerned for you:(

I'm going to work now. (No Lindsay and fans, a job doesn't equate with "blow jobs", except of course, in your case, eeeks!) Cya!

4:43, Oh my God, I f*ucking just love you soooo much!!!! What's your checking account looking like? Didn't you say your car was better than Samantha's???

I just received a complaint for damages from Lindsay Lohan based on something I said about her.I guess she has a trademark on the name "Loserhan"TM.

That’s a shame. Have you checked the United States Patent and Trademark Office to see if Fungus Firecrotch is available for ™ ?

The new Lindsay Lohan video is a must-see.

Sam Lutfi Talks Lindsay And Britney At Agura
March 12, 2010: We spotted Britney Spears' former manager/friend Sam Lutfi leaving Agura in WeHo. When asked about Michael Lohan trying to get Lindsay Lohan thrown into rehab, Lufti commented, "I think Lindsay has people around her that actually care about her...from my experience, it's usually the parent's fault why they got there." On Britney's head-shaving incident, Lufti said, "I think she was just expressing her independence and her freedom, which hopefully she'll get a chance to do again... There's nothing wrong with Britney, she's awesome." Aw, kind words from the man who has had several restraining orders requested against him in the past.

9:35, yes, apparently that one is taken by Lindsanity as well!

Damn, I guess you’ll have to be creative!

It’s odd X17 only used Sam’s video. TMZ ran a story. Anyhow, do you remember a New Zealand fan saying Sam threatened him in email a couple of times? Something about getting his IP from X17 and BH? X17 doesn’t require an account. BH requires an account. Some sites require an account and password. Nasty business threatening people in email.

10:41. Sam who? BH who? And, what wad the basis be for the threats by Sam? LOL.

Nah. Just ruminations about something else.

10:45

I seriously doubt anyone would take a threat from a fruitcake to heart; however, the critic must have struck a nerve, lol.

I’m only half here. I’m reading The Book of Tea By Kakuzo Okakura. He said, “Those who cannot feel the littleness of great things in themselves are apt to overlook the greatness of little things in others.”

Elegant!

10:54, and true.

The only nice thing I can think to say about Sam is he wasn’t a gang banger carrying a nine.

Wait. Is gang banger one or two words?

11:00 :)

Indeed, it is true!

http:// www.gutenberg.org/etext/769

Ahhh :)

11:01, two!

Thanks!

Back to Sam, he always struck me as a Teflon thug. He must get off on it or he would have had a member of his entourage do his dirty work. Professional criminals know how to delegate.

More from The Book of Tea By Kakuzo Okakura:

“The sympathetic communion of minds necessary for art appreciation must be based on mutual concession. The spectator must cultivate the proper attitude for receiving the message, as the artist must know how to impart it.”

11:13 and pray on those who avail themselves to their techniques.

Yes.

11:18 another truth.

More from The Book of Tea By Kakuzo Okakura:

“In the trembling grey of a spring dawn, when the birds were whispering in mysterious cadence among the trees, have you not felt that they were talking to their mates about the flowers? Surely with mankind the appreciation of flowers must have been coeval with the poetry of love. Where better than in a flower, sweet in its unconsciousness, fragrant because of its silence, can we image the unfolding of a virgin soul? The primeval man in offering the first garland to his maiden thereby transcended the brute. He became human in thus rising above the crude necessities of nature. He entered the realm of art when he perceived the subtle use of the useless.”

Beautiful!

Elegantly written truths! :)

11:24, "transcended the brute...He became human in thus rising above the crude necessities of nature. He entered the realm of art when he perceived the subtle use of the useless". This describes the human mind, and hence, the "ability to perceive" as the vehicle utilized by man "to transcend the brute", defeating instinct as no other animal has been capable.

11:26, of course, Socrates would ask us: "What is truth?". The fact that his mind was placed on higher things in ancient times speaks to the human mind defeating the "brute" amidst barbaric or "brute" times. The ability to perceive, question, and reason...the engine of civility I suppose.

Indeed, transcendence makes man unique among all creation!

The ability to perceive, question, and reason...the engine of civility I suppose.

Yes! :)

Have you read Martin Heidegger’s magnum opus “Being and Time"? If you haven’t you should. You would understand and appreciate his conceptualization of Dasien.

11:39, but has the potential to threaten it as well:)Remember I mentioned the Euthyphro Dilemma? An example of the danger of limited knowledge is exemplified when he abandons the dialogue with Socrates after he is unable to justify himself on what makes an act right after he promised HE would teach Socrates everything.

11:45, no, for I am not that well read I regret! But I will surely take up your recommendation. It is sad to think that we will never read all there is to read or know all there is to know.

11:41 :)

Yes, we need only look at the human record! You are inspiring me to re-read the Euthyphro Dilemma. :)

Think of Dasien as living in the moment.

I, like you, wish I had more time for pleasurable reading.

11:53, all human dilemmas are properly traced to this dialogue.

11:54, I will research Dasien...but why does Dasien focus on living in the moment?

11:58, the demands of daily required reading can cause us to become jaded about what we read, perhaps? LOL, with that I will say it has been most enlightening as always, and bid you a very pleasant evening...ooops, I mean morning! Nite!

The Euthyphro Dilemma is on my re-reading list!

Heidegger explored the primal nature of Sein (Being). Being and Time is philosophical approach unlike most contemporary western philosophies.

12:08, sounds more along the lines of Sarte, although he is still characterized as "western" for the most part. I will have to explore Heidegger:)

Yes, and the desire to decompress and laugh brought us here! Our discussions have been most enlightening for me as well. As long as the stars are shining, I will bid you, goodnight! :)

Yes, especially the laughter! :)

Yes, Jean-Paul Sartre, Immanuel Kant, René Descartes and Martin Heidegger are all from the existentialist school of thought. Some believe Heidegger was, in part, inspired by eastern philosophy. His exploration into the essence of Sein (Being) is what sets his work apart from his peers. When you have the time to read Being and Time, I believe you will like it very much.

There is never too much laughter! :)

"Which branch of philosophy can help ease the burning sensation in my crotch?"

If 12-03-10,8:01pm considers that fantasyland is a place where people dont hate each other and only love,support,compassion and friendship live there, so YES its better living in this kind of world than in the real one (Yours).

From your experience with Pandora's Box, most assuredly an alien one will be needed.

In the mean time, stay on your meds.

(Sugar)

3:53, Lindsay: probably the one that says stop whoring so much.....that's a good place to start, you freak b*tch.

12:33, I was going to ask you if she was an existentialist. You read my mind.

12:33, I mean he, LOL.

Everyone stop talking about these things. Talk about me, I NEED ATTENTION!!!

Maria, yoo hoo. Is there anyone in that seemingly vacant mind of yours? Are we failing to give your drunken, gold digging, self-centered, drug addled, shallow hussy idol of yours enough love, support and compassion? Oh, I wonder why that is? Could it be because she is a user that latches onto the misfortune and human suffering of those in Haiti and India. Or could it be because she files frivilous lawsuits to generate income?

Jesus Luz, hey I wanna come party with you! S*it, what do you mean you don't wanna chill with a crackwhore....Samantha, sweet, I have been missing you soooo much. Really, I have! Baby, can you handle that eviction notice for non-payment of rent thing for me?

3:53 That’s a challenging question. There are 5 branches of philosophy: Epistemology, esthetics, ethics, metaphysics and politics. I think you should pin your hopes on epistemology which is the study of knowledge. It won’t provide a cure but you can extrapolate the importance of good feminine hygiene and crossing your legs. If you need a concrete answer, look for a checklist at your nearest Rite-Aid pharmacy. Good luck! ;)

2:03 :) Those words you are using are far too big for Lindsay....make Lindsay feel even more like a dumb whore, lol.

I am a musician, actress, designer (stop laughing), PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, (o.k. please stop lauging, I am serious) and WRITER, ARTIST OF MANY THINGS....(your laughing still, stop that...ok, that's it I'm leaving).

2:03 :)

Laughing with Thee "Lindsay" Lohan! :)

Oh and some don’t include Politics among the major branches. I do.

Translation: toh-mah-toh versus toh-may-toh!

Better? ;)

2:31 :)

2:39, I just know about blow jobs...I am really good it that! ;)

2:46, hijacking Schonheit? Perhaps the lurker?

Perhaps 2:46 is confused with Bloho? Schonheit really likes the nickname but is now being confused for Lindsay....eeks.

2:41:) Schonheit apparently raised someone's rage @ 2:46. Name change, lol.

2:50 perhaps. If 2:46 is the lurker she's bored and definitely boring.

Now for the big question: What’s for dinner?

Smothered chicken (boneless chicken breast, topped with mozzarella, two slices of chopped bacon, finely sliced, sautéed Vidalia onion and mushroom) served with steamed broccoli and a plumy Pinot Noir. I don’t like white wine with poultry. What are Perdue and the vineyards going to do, sue me! ;)

The real "former" Schonheit is pleased it has generated the hositility of the/a lurker. It is a strong indication that the comments made prior to 2:46 have someone's panties all up in a bindle, LMFAO.

Ubiquitous! :)

Later!

The real "former" Voltaire is smiling at Ubiquitous! :)

Bye!

3:05, the lurker is also known as "boring", LOL. About dinner-sounds good. On the lawsuit, perhaps contact the skeezy law firm representing THEE "LINDSAY" LOHAN,:)

3:09-3:12, Ciao!:)

Is sh...2:20 PM threatening to kill Lindsay when he gets out of jail?
He sounds really angry. He needs a lot more therapy.
Maybe he was abused by his parents when he was young.

Oh Hohan Troll, you keep it so ridiculous and try so hard to get people upset that your act is losing its' effectiveness. It's obvious that even you don't believe the shit you are shoveling.

3/15 3:52 PM is the Robert John Bardo of her generation.

3:52, the little green men still marching around your room informing you of such things? Do they become shy when your with your shrink darling?

4:17, bite your tongue. 3:52 might go Norman Bates on you.

Don't I look good is this picture with the sqaud car? And you guys said I was a skank with no career. I bet you all feel stupid now!!!!

4:36 If Norman starts calling me mother, will you hold me? :)

4:28 The Ludlow Green Man is feasting on her rapidly decaying mind and disgorging detritus from its mouth; otherwise known as her rotting grey matter.

Not all of us have the swimming pool to place this lovely piece of Art in.

Now if you could have convinced one of NY's finest to part with a utility piece, I am positive in todays political climate, the bids would be pouring in.

ps, you forgot comedian.

Poor baby wants Jesus in her life, but Madonna keeps him locked in her nursery.

4:44, I bet we can just flash afew grizzly pix of Tardhan (see above, "just got busted for prostitution and got off by playing lap lizard on the cop pix") and Norman will calm down because he sees his old hag mother in Lohan.

5:01, LMFAO and you are too funny. Where do you come up with those descriptive terms? You are truly mischeiveous. Love it.

5:39, so you don't like this piece of art? Maybe you would prefer one of those highly artistic and appealing looking purple pix in a beautiful life-size you can hang on your living room wall. Everyone who knows anything about "art" will be impressed with you then!

5:39, "FOCUS ON MORE IMPORTANT WORLD ISSUES", lol. Go to LohanHouse. I need to sell some S*ht cuz I can't get a hold of sugar mama....I mean Samantha. And why in the f*ck is she always leaving for someplace I just came from as I am arriving where she was at? Any clues. Use small words...I just crammed a bunch of Oxy down my pie hole.

3:52, isn't with us anymore? Shoot, I was in the hopes that Lurker would tell us all what lovely names she picked for those fine little green marching men she has made friends with....and then tell us more bed time stories about LL ever blossoming career! And then, tell us what kinds of weird drug combos she's on too!

Poor baby Jesus. Perhaps the elusive 13th apostle runs a switch-hitter service?

Ubiquitous, I have my mischeiveous moments! :)

Ubiquitous, the lurker will probably rear it's flat head again. It's like the herpe - there is no cure!

Omnipresent, you and me both:)

8:42 :)

8:18 Ubiquitous, that raises two big questions. Is the soft core porn loving, humanitarian poser taking copious quantities of drugs because she thinks she’s "sharing" them with her little green men? And is there a rehab for little green men? ;)

8:42, you promise!!! Oh goodie, I do wish she would. The mischievous side of me welcomes it. The Lurker has no idea what a snafu she is in.

8:54, I don't know honestly. All I know is, she must very special, you see, to have these little green men hopping about her room, raving on and on about her briliance, and how someday all of her Lurking is going to generate that success, wealth, fame and fortune none of the jealous others will ever ever have!

Ubiquitous, which lurker?

9:09, the Canadian Lurker...wait does Lindsay also receive guidance from them as well?

9:09 sorry, I should have clarified that better because there is a 98% probability that Loserhan and fans see or hear something comparable to the little magically appearing green men during their drug induced stupers...uh, no, I mean revelations of briliance.

Gotcha! :)

I don't know. If she does they are probably gay little green men with names like Pootie!

Laughing at "revelations of briliance"!

I’m half here again. Be back momentarily.

OMG LMFAO! Word has it, from time to time Lohan has reported that they sometimes spontaneously turn into really big dudes carrying straight jackets and holding a syringe of Thorazine while shouting: "Help, I can't hold the crazy b*tch down".

But, but, a chemical lobotomy with Thorazine might be soothing! ;)

:) 9:21. Sounds good. I may be gone for a period of time as well.

Would you mind if I posted a little from Edna St. Vincent Millay’s Renascence and Other Poems while we talk?

9:28, the only way to keep her down is tell Lohan it's an audition for her next role....the one she's been practicing for with the knee pads.

Ubiquitous, I may not be here when you return but Millay will be! :)

9:30 I should be most glad:)If I do not respond rapidly, it is because I am doing several things at once, which is in my nature.

9:33 Or a trip to St Barths? ;)

Better still, Theodosia Garrison’s The Dreamers and Other Poems!

9:35, as always, your thoughts are most appreciated;)

It is my nature too! :)

9:38, I will look forward to it;)

9:40 As are yours! :)

On careless love...

From Theodosia Garrison’s The Dreamers and Other Poems

THE ROSE
I took the love you gave, Ah, carelessly,
Counting it only as a rose to wear
A little moment on my heart no more,
So many roses had I worn before,
So lightly that I scarce believed them there.

But, Lo! this rose between the dusk and dawn
Hath turned to very flame upon my breast,
A flame that burns the day-long and the night,
A flame of very anguish and delight
That not for any moment yields me rest.

And I am troubled with a strange, new fear,
How would it be if even to your door
I came to cry your pitying one day,
And you should lightly laugh and lightly say,
"That was a rose I gave you—nothing more."

On joyous love...

From Theodosia Garrison’s The Dreamers and Other Poems

A LOVE SONG
My love it should be silent, being deep—
And being very peaceful should be still—
Still as the utmost depths of ocean keep—
Serenely silent as some mighty hill.

Yet is my love so great it needs must fill
With very joy the inmost heart of me,
The joy of dancing branches on the hill,
The joy of leaping waves upon the sea.

Omnipresent, since Spring is nearly upon us it causes me to look back on the demise of just one but many seasons to be enjoyed. Yet none will be the same. Each season, like each day is unique, and once passed, it is gone forever. I am not well-acquainted with poetry as are you; however, with the changing of the seasons, I sometimes think of this poem. Do not let it's title shake you (it is omnious sounding, lol). Ironically though, it was President Kennedy's favorite poem.

I have a rendezvous with Death
At some disputed barricade,
When Spring comes back with rustling shade
And apple-blossoms fill the air—
I have a rendezvous with Death

When Spring brings back blue days and fair.
It may be he shall take my hand
And lead me into his dark land
And close my eyes and quench my breath—
It may be I shall pass him still.
I have a rendezvous with Death

On some scarred slope of battered hill,
When Spring comes round again this year
And the first meadow-flowers appear.
God knows 'twere better to be deep
Pillowed in silk and scented down,
Where love throbs out in blissful sleep,
Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath,
Where hushed awakenings are dear...
But I've a rendezvous with Death
At midnight in some flaming town,
When Spring trips north again this year,
And I to my pledged word am true,
I shall not fail that rendezvous.

Because Schonheit appreciates beauty...

From Theodosia Garrison’s The Dreamers and Other Poems

BEAUTY
Sometimes, slow moving through unlovely days,
The need to look on beauty falls on me
As on the blind the anguished wish to see,
As on the dumb the urge to rage or praise;
Beauty of marble where the eyes may gaze
Till soothed to peace by white serenity,
Or canvas where one master hand sets free
Great colours that like angels blend and blaze.

O, there be many starved in this strange wise—
For this diviner food their days deny,
Knowing beyond their vision beauty stands
With pitying eyes—with tender, outstretched hands,
Eager to give to every passer-by
The loveliness that feeds a soul's demands.

Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath,
Where hushed awakenings are dear...
But I've a rendezvous with Death
At midnight in some flaming town,
When Spring trips north again this year,
And I to my pledged word am true,
I shall not fail that rendezvous-Alan Seeger

9:45,9:47 and 9:55, Indeed, all the hallmark of beauty!

With that Omnipresent, once again I bid you goodnight for now:) Cheers to you!

Where love throbs out in blissful sleep,
Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath

Beautiful Ubiquitous!

Thank you! :)

But I've a rendezvous with Death
At midnight in some flaming town,
When Spring trips north again this year,
And I to my pledged word am true,
I shall not fail that rendezvous.


It's moving that President Kennedy's favorite poem foreshadowed of his brief season of life.

Goodnight Ubiquitous! :)

-of ;)

10:08;)

10:11, Well said. 10:12-10:13. Nite to you also!;)

The Lindsay haters deny they are jealous because she earns more money
in one day than they do in their entire lives. They think they are smart.

Does this mean we finally get a new album?

16 March,2010 7:14 am, the problem is not just the jelousy but the fact that they forget the real values of life.The fact that we must be pleased and happy with simple things everyday and keep on smiling.Those would change a lot.

Why are leprechauns such greedy little bastards?

7:14. If Lindsay earns a lot of money why is it she does not own a house, takes huniliating gigs and does not donate money to charity?

I don’t read much Irish folklore so I consulted “Irish Wonders” by D. R. McAnally, Jr. He wrote, “By birth the Leprechawn is of low descent, his father being an evil spirit and his mother a degenerate fairy” (pg.140).

McAnally, Jr. also noted, “One of the most marked peculiarities of the Leprechawn family is their intense hatred of schools and schoolmasters, arising, perhaps, from the ridicule of them by teachers, who affect to disbelieve in the existence of the Leprechawn and thus insult him, for "it's very well beknownst, that onless ye belave in him an' thrate him well, he'll lave an' come back no more." He does not even like to remain in the neighborhood where a national school has been established, and as such schools are now numerous in Ireland, the Leprechawns are becoming scarce" (pg 143).

Modern works include symbolism such as: a phallic-shaped shelale, noticeably bowed-legs and the pursuit of an imaginary pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

7:51 If you need further information download:

“Irish Wonders” by D. R. McAnally, Jr.

http:// www.gutenberg.org/files/19486/19486-h/19486-h.html#toc67

Perhaps we should be like maria? She lives vicariously through a disgrace and cheers her self-destructive ways. Maria thinks her soft core porn photos were a stroke of genius. She eagerly anticipates more low-grade smut.

Not interested in cheering her self-destructive ways? Smart people!

Smart people should continue to express their disgust whenever they want while simultaneously cherishing the simple things in life. Simple things like: pursing careers, falling in love and raising families that make a contribution to society. Watching the sunrise. Smiling at a neighbor’s 3 year old picking a bundle of wild hyacinth growing amidst the trees. Listening to a father’s joy about his vivacious daughter receiving an admission letter from her Plan A college. Simple things.

It’s doubtful maria and her ilk will ever experience the joy of simple things.

I could snort away the hours
Drankin' with full powers
Avoiding baths or showers
And my head I'll be scratchin'
While my lice eggs are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

I'd steal without a riddle
From any individ'le
Causin' only trouble or pain

Without class I'll be a stinkin'
Aways in trouble cause I'm drinkin'
If I only had a brain

Oh, I'd tell you why I'm high
Or the snow's on the black guy
I can't think when I'm drunk and on the floor
I think I'll go out to score some more

I will always be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I will pole dance and be merry
My life is an ass dingle-berry
If I only had a brain

Ever had one of those days where you just. don't. give. a sh*t. about collateral damage?

The LOWhans have that sort of day everyday. They go through life without a care for anyone else, because everyone they come across is a potential victim of theirs.

5:27 A singing leprechaunhan scarecrow?! That’s scary! ;)

7:42 Making them avid collectors of criminal memorabilia - mug shots, prison numbers, restraining orders and lawsuits! ;)

Everyone does 7:28. If you're having a bad day, I hope it improves soon. :)

hey all. one thing i can tell you, the cop car lindsey signed is great. it drives fantastic and turns some seriouse heads. it is parked outside my house now, i am the one who bought it. everyones hatered for lindsey lohan must have only put people off bidding. not bothered about the autographed bonnet but sorry all i wouldnt mind having her cuffed in the back