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Lindsay's Five Year Plan
Posted on Mon Oct 12, 2009 05:12 PM PDT
Our versatile little LiLo is still in Paris after her disastrous Emanuel Ungaro fashion show and it looks like she might be staying there for a while!
Lindsay had some thought-provoking comments about her career ups and downs for Britain's The Times newspaper:
- "Life's a little bit tragic, don't you think? I never felt pushed into acting. Even thought it can get a bit monotonous always being on set. But the thing is, I never had acting lessons. I panic sometimes when I have a monologue to learn but then weirdly I look at the lines and they just attach themselves to my memory. But fashion is what I really love. I think it all works hand in hand - music, film, fashion. It's not as if I have a five-year plan."
Wait, I thought she wanted to win an Oscar in the next year or so? Things change! LiLo also revealed that she's going to be in Paris "for a long time. I'm going to take French lessons."
No doubt she'll be accepted to the Sorbonne!
Okay, so she doesn't really want to be an actress - fine! But a fashion designer adviser? I think rehab should be the first step, and it seems others agree!
Maybe Dina doesn't, but she never thinks her daughter needs help!
Oh, Linds - what are we gonna do with you?
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Comments
Ok, so we don't really care about Lindsay anymore! She's a nothing! Try to remember that.
this was out about 2 weeks ago. i like
how you pick a bad picture on purpose.
leave her alone for God sake
good for lindsey.
seems like she's finding herself.
i for one hope she makes it!
This is really a screwed up upsite? I think the paps post all the time, idiots. I think I'm right!
This is really a screwed up website? I think the paps post all the time, idiots. I think I'm right!
Yep, stay in France forever....
Go for it..
Vous êtes Fou
^Crazy Bitch
Darn! shes talented but all those drugs are making her delusional. Shes got her own style.
What a dumb freak, she did say she would win all these awards - MTV Music, Oscars, etc. She is such an idiot and a horrible actress. I always knew she never had acting classes - she can't act. In regards to fashion, again, has no talent. She was hired for p.r. that's it. She has never gone to school in general or in fashion specifically, she doesn't have a chance. She lacks the style, education, and brain power to really succeed in anything. Maybe she can get a doctorate in using illicit drugs, meds, booze, stealing, DUIs, drug possession, looking like a whore, smelling like a sewer, being a wannabe diva, have no friends, leading her young sister into a horrible existence, Twitting too much, waking up entire neighborhoods by fighting, acting like a 9 yr. old brat, and dying her hair blonde instead of her customary firecrotch color. This ho is a loser and is laughed at in every industry.
What did she say about lines???? The only lines she's capable of learning now are the straight white variety. Does she not look in the mirror? For a girl her age she has the worst wrinkles I have seen. Usually 60 year old's have those deep lines on the forehead. Girl you are seriously in denial about your life. You'll be dead if you don't get your head out of your ass and see the truth.
WOW, post 5:24!
Right on 5:24 - she did win a lot of Razzies though - LOL.
Yes, 5 more years of drinking, drugging, and stealing stuff that absolutely does not belong to her! At least she thinks. But now that she is racking up burned bridges, no one is going to want anything to do with her, or to even let her get her dirty orange claws near their valuables! She is a straight up dirty thief and she can no longer hide what she steals from the public, as all these places are coming out in droves to say she ripped them off! Everyone is saying the same damn thing, she's a thief! This joke of another rehab won't be an option in jail, which is where she belongs! Then Mikey can let his advice as an ex-con really shine!
france can keep her
SHE'S ONLY STAYING IN FRANCE IN HOPES THAT EVERYONE WILL FORGET THAT SHE BLABED HER BIG MOUTH(MONSTER MOTHER INCLUDED) SAID SHE WOULD BE IN MASS. IN OCT. FILKMING THE OTHER SIDE.WELL THE OTHER SIDE IS NOT HAPPENING FOR HER AND MACHETTE HAS CUT HER 11 MIN. PART THE LOHANS KNOW HER ACTING CAREER IS OVER AND NOW THE LYING LOHANS WANT TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION ON LINDSAY IN PARIS IN HOPES THAT YOU WILL FORGET THAT BACK IN MAY THEY SAID SHE WILL WIN A OSCAR FOR THE OTHER SIDE.
DO NOT FALL FOR THE LOHANS LIES..
THE LA-DA STILL WANT TO TALK TO HER BUT MICHEA; AND DINA ARE LYING TO PASS SOME TIME WITH THEM..
PS THATS WHY TMZ HAS BEEN QUITE ABOUT LINDSAY WE ALL KNOW TMZ HAS A PULL WITH LAPD AND LA-DA
X17 is desperate for Lindsay posts because she is not in L.A. so they came up with this crap. X17 sucks and is the shyttiest website.
She really needs to focus on moving to a country that doesn't extradite criminals back to the US. She's gone from here-everyone wins, except her new host country. Iran might be a good choice for her. She might be surprised though that getting stoned has a whole different meaning there, but oh well!
Lindsay had a line during fashion week in paris.ha ha this is the first line she had that didnt need a razor blade.
and the line wasnt even hers!!!
And here you are and here you will be 5:42. Why don't you practice your supposed convictions and just leave this site forever! Or do you get too much of a rush believing that acting like a 5 year-old talking shit in front of their parents is irresistible to you? "Look at me! I talk shit under their noses and nothing happens! I'm such a dangerous rebel." Go away! No one will miss you!!!
Oh, post 5:39
Thank you, glad to hear Lindsay will finally be gone! What a breath of fresh air, I just love it! Just love it!
She now fighting with Perez about ANOTHER jewelery lost and the credit card she gave was declined..
what a Fcuking theift!!! she is...
LOVE LILO !!!
I guess she's not in Paris anymore.
I thought she was on her way to the airport some days ago ?!!
(i think being in Paris will do her good though; people (INCLUSIVE PAPS) behave in a different way to celebs. Over here we give them more privacy and and paps are not so rude as in LA. There's no 24/7 following over here.
And agree with others; x17 is really desperate now Lilo's not in LA, so we get stories like these. They miss their "hits" when Lilo's not in her hometown. Well, goooooood for Lindsay!
europe loves lindsay // even almost all french reviews about the ungaro show were positive // Paris adore Lindsay //
Should I call the FBI on post 5:47? It's sounds rather scarey?? Are the monitors watching this site?? Watch this site!!
Where did she steal , er, I mean where did she get that jacket?
good point, 5:42! france doesn't extradite, and you know, arrest warrants will eventually be issued for the jewelry lilo didn't return.
you hit a nerve, 5:42. you've got 5:47 crapping her pants. hahahaha! it's hilarious. keep rattling her cage, 5:42.
HA! X-17 misses Linds -- Me too
Come back to LA
LA is boring without Linds!
They took the post off! Hope Monitor's are watching this site! Please be aware. I trust you. Idiot's post, the paps are not legal and post all the time. Please, stay on top of things!!!
yes she's pulling a polanski!.......all those pending court cases, does he probation allow her out of the country!
where is the jewerly? did the black kid take it?........what about her probation, doe the french lesbians know how to french better?
maybe she can be in polanski's new x rated version of 'lolita'......
wow, this is really old news (that times article is like a week old).
i don't think she's in Paris right now..guess she's in NY!
And haters always complain about her wanting all the attention and saying she needs to go outside of LA (so that they can appreciate her again); now she lives a much more low-profile life in Paris and again she can't do it right.
What's wrong with you people ?
word is that she's moving in with polanski, he assured her he doesn't date 'older women'.....
5:56 Your a Lohan or a joke or cant read!! There was not one positive reveiw on lindsay in Paris..She was the Laughing stock to the Industry and if you google the sales of the so called house she repersented you will see the only thiing that sold was the FREE champian they offered all the press that run for the doors
NOT ONE "A" list celeb. was there only paps that LiLo has on her speed dail or on her Twittwer!!
am i the only pro lindsey person here?
again i say good for you. you will do well. you are fashion talented but it will take time.
Of course France extradites.
Moreover, she is only a visitor in France.
If the LAPD wants her, they WILL get her.
And if she goes anywhere else in Europe, Interpol will find her.
6:18 make up your mind med freak lohans is she in paris or your disneyland fantasy world you live in on Long Isaland????
Her mother is her enabler. If LL ever wants to succeed at anything again she needs to find a new manager.
Horrible family!
She better not get busted in France. they're not as lenient on druggies as the USA is.
--- love lilo ---
Unemployable as an actress
Her mother (and I use the term loosley), is selling shoes using Lohan's name. Her father (again he shouldn't even have that title), is hanging with Jon Gosslin-I would be on the other side of the planet as well. Her parents are not parents but leaches and users-Go Lindsey and try to make it on your own you have a name that everybody knows. In mass media PR is PR use it to your advantage, you have nothing to lose. Success is the best revenge.
Only one word works here: PATHETIC.
see story above:
they say : 'Oh Linds - what are we gonna do with you'
this site better can say: 'Oh Linds - what are we gonna do WITHOUT you'
They're DESPERATE !
NO Lindsay means NO $ for this site.
They get frustrated coz she's not in LA and now we get a lot of BS-stories. I guess tomorrow another BS-story about her.....URGHH.
Btw, I heart LL !!!
True 7:43, how nice to be in Paris away from all the paps and freaks. She can probably breath now. Heres hoping anyway.
peoples peoples pleassssse ... she is back in rehab, not coke this time, nope. not booze this time yew lewse.... but the dirty Dr that she had prescribing her meds has gotten her ova her head !!! tee hee hee a poet I yam.
"I am a genius. Don't boo me"
Hang in there LiLo, i can see it in your eyes..
"I am a genius. Don't boo me"
Don't suppose she could start by considering a little education for that unused brain of hers. Pity...
7:43 - you heart the tramp - after reading your comment it's not a surprise. Also, not a surprise is that her so called roles aren't going to make it off the cutting room floor or get her horrible career and lack of acting skills back on either tv or the big screen. She will fail in fashion even more, pose for Playboy, then do soft core porn to pay off her debt and suits.
all you people who post negative crap here are completely crazy
Disagree 8:37, the 2 posters who actually support the alcoholic, drug addict, thief, untalented, snobby, lying hooker who is corrupting her 15 yd old sister are the ones who are crazy. If you want to be a positive poster start your own blog or find one site where people like her. There are none - 99% of the worldwide public hate this loser. She was even booed at the concert she had really nothing to do with.
When she tweeted her slap down to Perez this morning it showed she was in Long Island - get your facts right as usual X17 - as usual you are wrong and late.
No acting lessons. Very cute in Parent Trap and then ok for a while playing an adolescent. She has made no effort to improve her acting skills and it shows in her most recent films. She has been self-destructive and is virtually unemployable in hollywood. Only gigs are as a "host" or as a publicity stunt as with Ungaro. In 10 yrs you will sometime here "whatever happened to" references about her.
"hear" rather than here
Sad plastic time bomb.
she's not in Paris (France) you fools !
do some research instead of posting lies about her over and over again.
What a joke this site is - i'm done with this crappy site.
Yeah!!! Don't let the door hit you on the ass! No one will miss you!
LINDSAY IS AMAZING!!!!! XXXXXX
An amazing thief! Steals from everyone she can. She is utter scum and she needs to spend a little quality time in a dark prison somewhere.
you can tell she had no acting lessons in her recent films but even in mean girls how hard is it playing a teenager when your a teenager i should have know i was a fan of lindsay ive got a few of her movies on dvd but shes not even an actress and dont want to be shes become a joke shes ageing really bad and this girl knows nothing about fashion so she wont be in paris for long and now everyone knows what lindsay is really like she will never be hirered again she may aswell just pack her bags and go back to whereever she came from cause shes FINISHED
The TRUTH is that most of you(not to say ALL of you),prefer being in front of a desk in an office or at home hiding behind your computer,commenting on someone you hate(at least this is what you are telling us).In my opinion HATE is BYWORD for LOVE.I am sure you wouldnt prefer having the oportunity to travel all over the world,meeting several people and being mulitalented.Yes,o.k we are convinced about all this.Only one question:Does anybody know WHERE and IF i can find the new legging line in Greece?
Nope, you ignorant dumbass, most people hate criminals like the Blohans! We already know that you embrace the criminal lifestyle, because you worship at the feet of a common thief and drug addict! I'd love to see this hag in jail! You'll probably end up there too and you can blame your utter lack of any morality for it! Now go roll back into that gutter you just crawled from!
x17 wrong again, this is a mashed up story from weeks ago, the photo is also weeks old. Lindsay is in NY. As for being a thief, where is the evidence? apart from reading this rubbish on a gutter website there isn't any. Why don't you pathetic losers do something constructive with your lives and stop judging a 23 year old who has done NOTHING wrong except say she loves a woman.
The girl she stole the coat from and then saw LOLhan wearing it in the blogs might strongly disagree with you! And what, at least 4 major named places have said the same, she jacks their stuff! And it's all over the other blogs and magazines too! Paid LOLhan lackey, or LOLhan?
x17 ol can't get an update pic of linds since shes away from LA, thats why the best x17 can do only raiseup some BS stories from old pic...hahahaha....check other site they have update every day....
ARREST WARRANT AWAITING HER RETURN TO THE US THATS WHY SHE WILL STAY OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
Is it my imagination or are the staff writers on x17 getting more and more illiterate? First the illegal paps get arrested and now we have to endure the asinine comments of obviously ignorant bloggers. Poor x17, first they lose their meal ticket Britney and now they're getting desperate because it looks like they'll lose Lindsay. Who will they attack next?
6:25 Shut your twat mouth monster mother!! Your a disgrace!!And a shame to the human race!!
Take your Ho-han shoes and shove them up your ass!!
Look at blo-hans twitter pic thats her boss at Ungaro and she has put it out there so we all know shes ridding his hobby horse... SLUT!!!!thats how she keeps her job. Very clear to see
6:07 insider, can you tell me how Lindsay landed in NY and was not arrested? she's been in ny since last sunday (or late saturday night)
6:35 I agree I thought the same thing.Theres NO ONE she wont F**K!!!
6:30 Must have failed your ESL class. Try learning the English language first before you show the world what an idiot you are.
LiLo is at Mummys house,she cant go back to LA cause she is NOT welcomed back EVERYONE in LA HATES!!! her and she is the Laughing Stock!! She cant show her face there LMFAO!!!!!
Dont Boo me off my comments. Written by Lindsay Lohan. ROTF!!
Samantha has been enjoying her friends and all her drama free nights...
She is so happy without crazy nut job..
Ali is back home being questioned by CPS and the Merrick school district
Boy are they going to get alot of lies from the Lohans
white oprah the enabler admires the attention lindsay gets,even though it's through being a degenerate trainwreck,nobody ever paid any attention to the monster mother growing up,so she'd gladly take any kind of attention.she's a soulless moron.
Its so funny that not a soul twitters the loser back.Give it up Loser-han
Lindsays on Long Island she will be staying at South Oaks..
5:56 You can't argue with brain-dead losers.
Their jealousy will not allow them to read any of the many positive reviews.
They enjoy going through life hating successful,wealthy people like the Lohans.
3:41 - there is evidence that she is a thief and a lot more to come. 7:30 - you are high, go sniff more glue. If you think that they are actually wealthy, wealth to you is a minimal amount of money. Also, if you consider the firecrotch, her sister, and mom successful you must have extremely low standards and live in a cardboard box with wifi. Child please.
OMG Lindsay is crazy tweeting about Samantha Ronson again!!!!
She just wrote that she loves her but Sam won't respond because the Ronson family threatened to cut her off if she is with Lindsay.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
She is totally off normalcy. Stop stalking your -ex you desperate nut job!
Have people arrested for break in at her home cut an immunity deal with prosecutors yet?
Have people arrested for break in at her home cut an immunity deal with prosecutors yet?
Everything is not Lindz fault people! She has a good heart and just cant say no to people. Everyone wants to be associated with her because they know she will win that oscar and grammy some day. All that matters is her loving beautiful and loving family.
Some of the STOLEN JEWELRY recovered in PARIS! what a coincidence.
How many times can this girl get dumped by the same person. Can she get a clue the Sam does not want her in her life. Stay in Paris and stay away from Sam. Her not responding to your tweets is a big indication she wants nothing to do with you.
LINDSAY AMAZING IN PARIS LINDSAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IF YOU WANTI SEND YOU PLANE TICKET AND YOUCOME WITH ME OKAY TELL ME IN THIS WEBSITE SOMETHING I STILL WAIT
DINA OR ALI PLEASE GIVES A SIGN HERE ...
LINDSAY AMAZING IN PARIS LINDSAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IF YOU WANTI SEND YOU PLANE TICKET AND YOUCOME WITH ME OKAY TELL ME IN THIS WEBSITE SOMETHING I STILL WAIT
DINA OR ALI PLEASE GIVES A SIGN HERE ...
I ALWAYS SAY THIS SHE CONFUSED!
AND SHE NEED SOMEBODY LIKE ME A LOYAL FRIEND HONEST AND I GIVE HER ALL MY HEART THE ONLY GOOD THINGS I THINK I HOPE I WANT HOPE I FEEL TOGETHER WE WILL WIN SO MY DRLING LINDSAY AND ALL FAM LOHAN GIVE ME A SIGN HERE I highly LOVE HER AND WANT HELP MY SWEETIE I PROTECT IN 100% THE PAPARAZZI SOMETIMES MAKE PEOPLE IN TROUBLE...SO SHE HAVE LEAVE L.A AND LIVE IN EUROPE OR ALL SURROUNDINGS... -----LINDSAY TELL ME SOMETHING I SERIOUS ABOUT YOU!
Dear Blohan, please do your best to overdose on whatever drugs you happen to be doing at the time. Please hurry! Time's a burning! Thanks!
Or have the stalker at 9:25-9:48 take you out of commission after you disappoint them by acting like the scuz that treats everyone like shit!
She should reflect on what Meryl Streep said about her - that she could do anything she wanted, she was so intrinsically talented. She should get into a very good psychoanalytic treatment - in England or in the United States, take a couple of years off to rebuild herself - and only take on exceptional projects. It's so hard to love yourself when you have no inner structure. She needs to do that hard inner work to build her inner life with someone exceptionally gifted. Because she IS worth everything to herself. Take care of you, Lindsay.