Lindsay Wants The World (And X17!) To Know She Wasn't Denied Entrance To A Party -- This Time!

Hahaha HI LINDSAY
YOU HAVE NO CAREER
GO GET DENIED FROM CLUBS AND MAKE US LAUGH

homegirl got her lips injected again! yuck!

Whatever, Linsanity parties again. Hard working girl!

She neds to stop parying she a nobody now.noone wants her round them

While A-List movie stars attend important castings, go to location shoots and attend premieres, Lindsay "My Name Cheapens Things" Lohan is unemployed and unemployable + spends her time reading our comments and claims we have bad karma LMAO

1. Michael Lohan heart attack
2. Lindsay blacklisted from New York fashion week.
3. Fired from Ungaro.
4. Turned away from Dior who later issued a public statement criticising her.
5. Dropped from 2 movies (only Machete CAMEO left, not employable anymore)
6. Immigration blacklist in India, lied about saving children, and worked illegally with the wrong visa.
7. Hit by Gypsy curse which causes bloating (her life will turn into Drag Me To Hell - renamed Drag Me To Z List Porno Career Hell)
8. Ignored by all celebs, has to associate with unemployed model posse and random gays.
9. Looses life long friend Pooty.
10. Exposed as a liar and cheat for treating rehab like a vacation.
11. Still drinking
12. Samantha wont be seen with her in public.

13. Monster Mother Shoe-Han line collapses.
14. Monster Mother humiliates her daughter forces her to show her hoarding mental illness on TV. Lindsay begs for public sympathy because she has too many designer clothes.
15. In legal issues with Ungaro.
16. OK magazine wrote that they had to wash her hair for a photoshoot because it was so dirty.
17. Had an emotional breakdown when she saw a superbowl commercial featuring a milkoholic baby. Thinks she deserves $100 million in damages. Laughed at by every media outlet who normally dont cover C list stars.

18. 6216 clothing line debuts at a stall in a trade show in Paris. Even LL steers clear of it.
19.Is a no-show for the Austrian Old Guy gig-proving every once in a while, even she listens to her ridicule.
20. Judge extends her probation cuz she proves to be "too busy" and skips her rehab classes.
21.Even Annabelle Ronson turns against her-Sam's mother makes a public statement that, 'lindsay needs help..will never be part of our family.'
22.Increasing # of acting out in club and in public...throwing drinks and ciggies
23. Chooses the wrong hair colour...again.

24. Unretouched photos of her on the beach in a Santa hat are released which show new scars, cuts, burns and weird injuries on her arms and legs.
25. Shows up to the launch of a new dildo at some club in LA.
26. Filmed in a bathroom with some guys who were doing drugs.
27. Only one movie released in 2010: a 2 minute 'art film' uploaded to youtube. 2 days later youtube removed it for being too pornographic
28. Throws Red Bull cans at paps, but the liquid that came out was said to be alcohol and not red bull.

Feel free to add to the list - it's only March, lots more 2010 Karma coming her way no doubt.

Everytime the same haters,ahahah hey LOSERS SHE IS HOTTT

9:09 AM - Good for her, that should help her forthcoming descent into hard core pornography.

29. Only 15 bidders for a police car signed by Linsanity. Grand total to date, $6000. All friends trying unsucessfully to increase her image in the charity world

she's HAWT

Oh x17, give it up already....most of your LL stories are proven wrong after some time. And so what, if she goes to a club around closing time...normally they don't let people in the club around closing time, so it's normal that she made some texts to get in the club. "a little trouble getting into the club", it's nothing. She HAD to make some texts and i bet they let her in sooo late coz she was LL. They prob. had denied entrance to random peeps around that time.

good for her that she has given her side of the story before this site comes up with their daily bullsh*t. IF THERE IS ONE SITE THAT NEEDS A REALITY CHECK THEN IT'S THIS SITE.
Stories about her on this site are more fiction than reality. sad but true, poor girl.

Crap!!!!!

where's your proof?? in the video you don't see her having a hard time getting into the club. No proof, no story. she just looked annoyed with the paps and is hiding from the paps in the pics. Ugh

Uhm, no X17 you need a reality check. Most of the things she said were true. Most things you said about her are false. So who needs a reality check!

Jay Leno made fun of Lindsay last night - it was hilarious!!!!!!

They had the E-trade baby calling Lindsay a LOSER repeatedly.

oh the Etrade baby asked what was Lindsay successful movie in the last 5 years LOL.
And then the baby said Lindsay's lawsuit was like shit in his diapers.
And then the baby kept saying Lindsay Lohan was a loser.

PUT UP THE JAY LENO SKIT FROM LAST NIGHT !!!!!!!!!!


THEY CALLED LINDSAY A LOSER REPEATEDLY!!!!!!!!

C'mon - in the video we see her at het apartment building and in her car, nothing special - in the pix you see her hiding from the paps, even at cecconi's - it's clear she doesn't want to get papped these days (more low profile) - and like you said: she arrived so late; so if the club wants to close within some time it's no wonder she had to inform the security first - i'm pretty sure they normally don't let people into the club if they club wants to close soon - and of course they make the story juicier, they said 'a little trouble getting into'....reality is then 'very little trouble getting into'. This looks like a normal situation, but because it's lilo it's blown out of proportion, as always. good that she made her point on twitter before this topic appeared - not that any sane person believed it anyway.

bullsh-t

CUTIE!

....and she wasn't denied entrance so stfu!

I don't care if it's true or not that she was denied to get into any party ¡¡
All i know is that she's looking so sexy & lovely again ¡¡

Bloate face, double chin

Dissispated and unhealthy looking

10:35 needs his/her eyes examined

Bloate face, double chin

Dissispated and unhealthy looking

10:35 needs his/her eyes examined

Just got denied entrace at Wendy's today. W.t.f.?

30. Former boyfriends now embarressed that they ever were associated with her
31. Calls Tara Reid washed up. Karma
32. Paid escort in St Barths. Contracted to be escort of 80 year old Austrian
33. Unemployable in film industry
34. Unemployable in music industry
35. Unemployable in fasahion design industry
36. High school drop out
37. Driver licenese suspended
38. Hosts cheesy pool parties in atlantic city
39. No boyfriend. Not girlfriend material
40. Dumped by dyke girlfriend
41. Not cash donation to charity
42. Sued for ripping off tanning product

9:55, What Hustler v. Falwell, stop using those big words....make Lindsay feel like a dumb whore.

Wow 8:55 AM very impressive. Keep the lists coming.

She looks really old for her age. Hard living written all over her face. It's definately catching up with her.

11:14, and she was even dumped by dyke girlfriend because dyke girlfriend finally realized that Lohan was using her as a constant emotional crutch, in addition to clawing after her connections and money because she is all about using people for what they have to offer.

Is it possible for me to sue my daughter for saying she didn't text me a well wish?

OMG getting into a club is a matter of life and death!.......it's the most important thing in the world for lindsay lohan! poor thing that's all she's got

Funny, Lohan issues a statement about x17online and what she pereives they will write and then says she's "NOT a reader". Doesn't make too much sense.

Lindsay is too draining, with all her antics and drama she sucks the energy out of anyone. LIndsay's mind, speech and actions are scattered all over the place... Samantha Ronson must be so patience to be able to deal with Lohan in the past.

Haha just saw the Jay Leno e-trade thing. It soooooo funny...loooooooser!

Wow a washed up skank spent hours texting to get into Trousdale. Does Hallmark make a card for that?

she was simply going to say hi to a friend from nyc. she probably wanted into the club just to say hi and then immediately leave to go home for some sleep. Big deal right.
But like she said: don't most readers like the drama...
Yes, most readers of tabloids LOVE drama and sites like X17 create those drama for them... more "hits"
And she said: I'm sure X17 peeps will say i was trying to get into a party.
And here you have it. Now X17 said she had a little trouble getting in coz it was almost closing time; but if she hadn't said something at all they would even create more drama. Good that she said it and now it's clear she just wanted to say hi to someone and then leave. And she's right, paps and more can be pretty rude sometimes.

SHE my fav ginger!

TMZ got it right. Hohan's bad karma chameleon is a bitch.

Well, she mentioned x-17 cause she knows they make up all kinda crappy stories about her all the time, that's why.

Such a dumb whore. Her career is over, she is ugly, a liar, a thief, a slut, an alcoholic, druggie, a nasty, smelly freckled whore. She won't be getting into clubs or parties soon, she has no friends. What a loser!

WHORE

Weird to know about x17online stories unless you take the time to acquire knowledge. I suppose the difference is some people are getting afew laughs and another is inquiring into how much they are being laughed at.

She's so cute : beautiful green eyes in the first pic!?!

Lilo how’s your acting career? Nevermind. How’s you fashion career? Nevermind. How’s you love life? Nevermind. When’s you next charity stunt in India? Nevermind. I got it. How’s your soft core porn career and escort service? Give us the inside scoop skank.

The facts are that Trousdale is open to the general public (ie; Lindsay Lohan) on Tuesday, Friday, and Saturdays. Other days are reserved for private parties. There was a guest list and Lindsay Lohan wasn't on that list, period. If I had been in her shoes I would have had my friend from NYC swing by my place after the party, before the party, or had him include me as a VIP guest. Clearly, none of those things happened. I think people know where I'm going with this.

OMG. how horrible would that be if this ho couldn't get into a club to get messed up!!! Oh the HORROR!!!!

1:14, you mean Oh the whore, don't you?

Thanks for the info 1:14.

Just so were clear on this: I don't know why but people just keep making up stories about me. I didn't get banned from NYC Fashion Week, I didn't get banned from India, I didn't get blocked at Dior and they didn't issue a statement about me as to why I got blocked, I didn't get held back at Trousdale (and banned after because I made a scene and twittered bad mouth s*hit about the club staff). All hateful lies!

Guess there's no other person who gets more followed than her. Paps follow her day & night EVERYWHERE, even on private property like yesterday. Must be pretty didicult sometimes to deal with it and with all the lies they report on a daily basis. Better ignore it and not read it. It's gossip, no real stories.

Paps following a washed up whore? Shocker!

Linds what are you going to get fired from next? Inquiring minds what to know.

Jay Leno making fun of Lindsay last night is up on YouTube.

I watched the Jay Leno show with the ETrade baby. Glad it happened cos ETrade obviously gave permission to use their name and the advertising agency. More ammo to Lindsays Lawyer.

FYI the baby asked, how many movies has Lindsay made in the last 5 years. Well, she has made 9 movies.

2005 - A Prairie Home Companion.
2005 - Herbie Fully Loaded
2006 - Bobby
2006 - Just My Luck
2007 - Chapter 27
2007 - Georgia Rule
2007 - IKWKM
2009 - Labor Pains
2009 - Machete (Release date 4/16/2010

So you see, the girl HAS been working unlike what the ETrade 'baby' was implying.

Go for it Lindsay, sue their asses off!

There are so many lies told on this site about Lindsay its obscene.

Lindsay is obscene.

From Perez - this dirty ho is a liar and thief:
Lindsay Lohan is facing a possible ban from India after she blatantly lied about an experience on Twitter while filming her documentary about the country's struggles with child labor and trafficking women.

While in the country last December, she took to her Twitter to announce that she had successfully saved 40 child workers from a sweatshop. What that entailed, we're not sure, but she sure seemed proud of herself as she later tweeted a message about "changing the world."

Except according to Indian activist officials, Lindsay did no such thing! They claim that Lilo arrived well after several successful raids occurred to save the children and that she had no hand in their rescue.
again, Lilo?

Now, officials in India are reviewing the case and are determining whether to grant her future access to their country.

If they can't get her on that, they can certainly get her on breaking the country's visa laws. Apparently, Lindsay traveled to the country under a tourist visa, which is against the rules, since she was also filming the documentary.

Linds please ignore the idle, lazy unemployed haters on this and other sites. It's not profitable and will not help you to rehabilitate your career.
Far better for you to employ an image consultant at this stage to resurrect you image and reputation. It would also help to be less accessible to paps, low class media outlets and hanger-ons. Kindly take acting classes if you want producers/directors to take you seriously at this stage.
BTW, you look much better of late; your looks would improve even more with 8 hours' sleep EVERY night, no smoking and a proper diet. Take care of yourself bb,your fans areSTILL rooting for you!!

text photos 'lindsay left the the club having only spent 10 minutes inside'
Yeah, like she said, just to say Hi to a friend, why would she otherwise enter a club at closing time? don't make such a big deal of it.

Can she still afford razors?

Being banned from a nation?! That’s a shiny new feather in her hat!

Im glad she twitted the truth. Sorry haters i believe her. I think she looks beautiful i just love her lips. As far as Jay Leno making fun of her he is an idiot has many viewers did he lose??. Lilo is trying to keep a low profile these days.

God i love this girl she is beautiful

Low profile because she's unemployable.

3.42 and other idiots repeating the dumb story that India will ban Lilo for allegedly lying about rescue of 40 children:
There is no immigration law/policy in ANY country that bans entry of visitors for lying about a non immigration issue
It was the responsibility of the BBC who made all arrangements for the trip to secure a work permit for Lilo; she could hardly be taken to know the entry requirements for the documentary unlike the BBC who does these projects all the time
I would be shocked if India, a country of 1 billion people who live in the most extreme poverty, would ignore their teeming problems to focus on a young hollywood starlet who sought to highlight one of their many socil ills which they seem incapable of solving on their own. One would imagine that Indian immigration would be more gainfully occupied blacklisting terrorists from across their own border, Pakistan.

The high school dropout Lindsay haters keep busy showing their jealousy
while she keeps busy traveling all over the world,helping people and
earning more money than any of those losers can dream about.
They know they won't ever have her fame and fortune. That's why they're mad.

Very bad complexion. Without a lot of makeup she has the complexion of a middle age woman. Her lifestyle has taken a heavy toll

Very bad complexion. Without a lot of makeup she has the complexion of a middle age woman. Her lifestyle has taken a heavy toll

5:39 - India has different policies on entry into their country. If they don't want her in, they won't let her. I doubt she will try to go back anyway ,too busy using drugs, boozing, and getting rejected at clubs in LA and NYC. Well, I guess more hosting pool parties next winter in Jersey.

LMFAO @6:23!!!

3:30. Now too old to play adolescent parts in Disney remakes. She spent what she earned and now can't afford to buy a house

Her deplorable conduct on Georgia Rules ruined her film career. CEO of production company wrote open letter about her bad behaviour, coming to work with hangovers etc. The only contract signed since then was Machette, a low budget film for which she was on set for 2 days. Final cut will have her in the film for about 2 minutes. The only female referred to in ad campaign is Jessica Alba

She is now unemployable in film industry

She looks absolutely awful in the picture wtf did she do to her face? She once looked cute. Now a pathetic mess.

She called Tara Reid washed up. Karma

She looks absolutely awful in the picture wtf did she do to her face? She once looked cute. Now a pathetic mess.

She called Tara Reid washed up. Karma

6:23. Actually Lindsay is the high school drop out. Her only gigs are humiliating ones like hosting pool parties. She can't afford to buy a house

6:23. She is uneducated, has an extremely low IQ and the vocabulary of a 14 year old

Gigs like Petey's pussy puppet.

Opportuniy is there Tijuana donkey bars are hiring

She really is a sad joke. Worse day by day.

6:23 You said high school ? , I think many of these losers hardly finished the basic school.
I say this because 2 weeks ago i was reading one of these foolish and he was criticizing the number of Lindsay followers on twitter and this idiot was trying to type the number three hundred thousands , which was the real number of Lindsay followers then but he was adding one more zero and he didn't notice , so he typed 3 millions ¡¡.
Every time i remember it i can't stop laughing , it's so funny ¡¡
I LOVE YOU LINDSAY , PLS DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THESE LOSERS , IT'S NOT WORTH ¡¡


I started to feel guilty for making joke of this , so , as a compensation i'm gonna give u a free brief basic math lesson :


This is three hundred thousands in number : 300,000

This is 3 millions in number :
3,000,000

I brought dessert!

8:07. Just because some moron doesn't know the difference between 300,000 and 3,000,000 does not change the fact Lindsay squandered many opportunities and is now unemployable in film, music and design. She was once cute and now looks dissipated, unhealthy and used up Just look at the picture on this thread

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307\816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359\408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128\475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273\724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466\521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462\379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395\224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145\263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279\

If that’s not enough dessert? I can serve the balance of pi 10000 digits.

8:33 What do you think? Should I serve them the other slices of pi?

8:07. Just because some moron doesn't know the difference between 300,000 and 3,000,000 does not change the fact Lindsay squandered many opportunities and is now unemployable in film, music and design. She was once cute and now looks dissipated, unhealthy and used up Just look at the picture on this thread

But, but everyone loves pi!

8:30 oh yeh , it must be very difficult just copy & paste the PI digits ¡¡

Boo hoo 9:41 doesn't like pi!

9:41, and it must be too difficult for you to correctly spell the word "yeah".

The literature must have been traumatizing!

9:47 Yeh & yeah are colloquial expressions , There are no grammatical rules to spell them correctly ¡¡

9:55 :) Hi Omnipresen! How are you?

9:55, Hi Omnipresent!

I'm good. And you?

I had to battened down the hatches before a “bitch” of a storm rolled in. Still it's all good.

Firecrotch is hosting an event at a Taco Bell in Fresno tomorrow. After that a pass the pig party in Bakersfield

Firecrotch is hosting an event at a Taco Bell in Fresno tomorrow. After that a pass the pig party in Bakersfield

10:02, stop using the urban dictionary. You cannot spell (and have never heard of audience centered writing) you cannot compose a complete sentence utilizing proper punctuation, and most important, you are a Lohan fan, which completes the entire picture.

10:12, good thanks!

Big gig!

10:18, no sorry, that got cancelled. That's the seccond fast food joint to ban her today. The first was Wendys.

10:20 :)

10:22 I'm glad.

10:27 :)

Ubiquitous! :)

I'm looking at a draft. I’m uncertain if one sentence would be universally understood because so many people drive automatics. Would you mind taking a look and giving me feedback?

Isn’t the point of caps lock to scream for attention?

10:37, sure but expand more please.

Thanks Ubi. It’s straight forward. Do you think this is a universally understood sentence or is it too opaque? “Her patience redlined.”

10:44, Omni, it is a huge neon arrow flashing like one of those old Vegas signs which means: PAY ATTENTION TO ME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!PLEASE!!!

10:58 Yes, with a few burned out bulbs.

10:51, universally understood when stated in that context.

What do you think? Is redlined too opaque? Redlining a tachometer is self-explanatory and was easily understood before automatics overtook manual transmissions. Redlined is tied to home mortgages or home insurance refusals.

Thanks for the feedback Ubi. Ignore 11:04.

11:04, it works.

11:07 :)

I want to buy a new Blu Ray this weekend. Have you seen anything good lately?

lol her life, another epic fail after another.

11:03 like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas signs with some burned out bulbs and traces of ether and psychological boundaries pushed to the max, minus the humorous and commendable effort to maintain a grip on reality.

11:12 it's her talent.

11:11, no. You do mean movie, right?I hear Avatar will be out on Blue Ray though and it's suppose to be really good.

11:12 :)

11:14, highly visible for all to see.

11:12 Well said and so true!

And a nice reference to the father of existentialism, Soren Kierkegaard who coined "fear and loathing". :)

11:12,1 wasn't me or you.

11:16 Yes Ubi, a movie. I watched the making of Avatar. It looked good. Thanks for suggesting it.

11:19 like a roadside accident.

11:14, almost like the Unbearable Lightness of Being, by Milan Kundera. I didn't know about Soren though, lol.

Ubi, Unbearable Lightness of Being would be a great summer read! I picked it up years ago, read a little, got busy, put it down and never returned to it. Did you like it?

11:22 gotcha

11:14, I think Sarte is the father and I think he and other existentialists don't really believe all they say. Sarte said that when he was in the concentration camps he noticed the others were ready to die and gave up. He decided he wasn't going to by creating his own reality and living every moment for himself within himself. Then later in life, he said that nothing really matters.Weird cuz that isn't what he thought in the concentration camps. Under existentialism we can argue we are not even having this conversation, for we donot even exist. Kinda self denial. It's almost like determinism. Once you deny self, thought and our ability to make rational judgments about reality, man's intelligence is castrated in a way. Not left with much then. I'm off the soap box now, lol.

11:16 you are welcome-it is.

Have you read Cormac McCarthy's book, The Crossing? It’s steeped in philosophy, rich with symbolism and vivid imagery of the southwestern and Mexican landscape. It's one of those books you read more than once.

11:29, it's good but a little depressing. And as you can see from 11:34, I'm biased because I am anti-existentialist and anti-deterministic. But I still read about it because I want to understand where they are coming from.

11:36, I will certainly try!

Yeh , i forgot that wknds nights in x17 are the druggies nights , just like Ubi & Omni , THIS BECOMES SO BORING ¡¡ , I BETTER GO ¡¡

Well said, Ubi. I tend to think of existentialism as the gateway drug of philosophy. Once you're hooked you want more. :) As for Soren Kierkegaard, he was posthumously honored with the title. If you compare their dates of birth/death you can see why he was honored.

Soren Kierkegaard
5 May 1813 – 11 November 1855

Jean-Paul Sartre
21 June 1905 – 15 April 1980

Omni, what are your thoughts on 11:34? Do you think my limited knowledge of existentialism skews the results I arrive out in terms of conclusions?

I really enjoyed your 11:38! I'm putting the book on my reading list for the same reason you read it.

11:41 I think (hope) you will love it. Especially the relationship with the she-wolf! :)

this girl cares WAYYY to much about what the media has to say about her. she OBVIOUSLY checks herself out on x17 and immediately has to tweet something about it.. seriously GET A FKN LIFE LINDSAY !

No. 2 11:46, I see. But didn't Sarte bring it to comtemporary visibility? Or am I wrong?

N0.1 11:46 (Crazed South or Central American who cannot spell and uses annoying punctuation)Druggies? Dude, I don't even know your mom!!!! P.S. it's weeknights not "wknds nights" o.k. Pancho Villa?

11:46 No.1, yeah now is a good time for you to go Captain Save Hoe.

11:48 I don't know, Ubi. Each person takes a unique approach to problem solving. If your conclusions are satisfactory, I would was no.

Existentialism offers a microscopic philosophy. Some of it is beautifully written such as Martin Heidegger, Soren Kierkegaard and Jean-Paul Sartre. But to me it’s feel too much like navel gazing! :)

11:58 You are absolutely correct. Jean-Paul Sartre popularized existentialism. Think of it in terms of a family. Soren Kierkegaard was the patriarch. Jean-Paul Sartre was his gifted offspring.

12:02, gotcha:)

11:54, shhhh! Let her pattern continue!

12:01 LOL :)

12:07 :)

Ubi, it was a pleasure. :)

Sleep well.

12:06, gotcha. And if memory serves me, Kundera was the Sarte offspring.

12:12 and to you a most pleasant night/sleep.

11:46 is mad because they came for a their regular petty fight and didn't get one. I'm happy we bore them. :)

12:13 Thanks, I didn't know he was Sartre's offspring.

12:15 Sweet dreams, Ubi! :)

I wrote “a their” “ It sounds a little like something from a song. ;)

Goodnight!

12:16, the intellectual pre-requisites and absence of vitriolic quarrels causes the slumber.

12:18, I think he is an offspring. And you too. Til we meet again!

12:24 Yes! :)

12:20 :)

12:29 was me. A sleepy me. :)

12:29 Yes indeed ;)

12:31, me too:)

"I wanna join in this conversation!!!!My fav philossoper is Lady GaGA she ROCKS!!!@Ladygaga why dont u reply my tweets :( IM SO SAD....lets focus on more important WORDL ISSUES.....OMG A FENDI PURSE I WANT!!!tee hee i found my adderallwoowoOOooo"

Ubi, this qualifies as a self-effacing, face in palm of hand while laughing anecdote.

Something seemed wrong but I was tired and moved on (no excuse).

Soren Kierkegaard coined "Fear and Trembling" not “Fear and Loathing“!

Duh, LOL! :)

Our discussions about philosophy must have been on my mind because I went there without hesitation. Poor Kierkegaard, underappreciated in life and disrespected in death. Now I’m wondering what Kierkegaard would think about Vegas! ;)

Enjoy your Saturday!

“Fear and Loathing” would alter his philosophy just a tad! ;)

Søren Kierkegaard
Fear and Trembling
http:// www.librarything .com/work/5274

Later!

What does she have to party about? I mean, does that not get old?

wow. no matter what day you tune in to see what is up in Lohan-land, there is always some pathetic new episode in the saga.

And never news of landing a film role in an A-list production. Not even a cameo.


FAIL AGAIN

1. Michael Lohan heart attack
2. Lindsay blacklisted from New York fashion week.
3. Fired from Ungaro.
4. Turned away from Dior.
5. Dropped from 2 movies (only Machete left, not employable anymore)
6. Immgiration blacklist in India, lied about saving children, and worked illegally with the wrong visa.
7. Hit by Gypsy curse which causes bloating (her life will turn into Drag Me To Hell - renamed Drag Me To Z List Porno Career Hell)
8. Ignored by all celebs, has to associate with unemployed model posse and random gays.
9. Looses life long friend Pooty.
10. Lied about going to rehab to get well. Cheated the crappy american justice system which loves celebs.
11. Still drinking
12. Samantha won't be seen with her in public.

18. 6216 clothing line debuts at a stall in a trade show in Paris. Even LL steers clear of it.
19.Is a no-show for the Austrian Old Guy gig-proving every once in a while, even she listens to her ridicule.
20. Judge extends her probation cuz she proves to be "too busy" and skips her rehab classes.
21.Even Annabelle Ronson turns against her-Sam's mother makes a public statement that, 'lindsay needs help..will never be part of our family.'
22.Increasing # of acting out in club and in public...throwing drinks and ciggies
23. Chooses the wrong hair colour...again
24.Has to WAIT to get into a club (def the worst thing on the list)

OOPS, sorry these are out of sequence:

13. Unretouched photos of her on the beach in a Santa hat are released which show new scars, cuts, burns and weird injuries on her arms and legs.
14. Shows up to the launch of a new dildo at some club in LA.
15. Filmed in a bathroom with some guys who were doing drugs.
16. Only one movie released in 2010: a 2 minute 'art film' uploaded to youtube. 2 days later youtube removed it for being too pornographic
17. Throws Red Bull cans at paps, but the liquid that came out was said to be alcohol and not red bull.

can i add 3 more, please?

25. Nominated as both the Worst Actress of the Decade and also Worst-Dressed celeb of the 90s.
26. 'Machete" release delayed until the fall
27. Reportedly sold only 14 pair of her leggings in attempt to donate to Haitian Relief

come on, we are almost at 30!

28.Filmed on a floor of a boutique, making out with some French guy
29.Despite changing her twitter bio to read: "Lindsay Lohan Actress Designer Musician Director/Writer/Producer Artist of many things", her main gig so far in 2010 was hostessing a pool party in New Jersey--tickets $25/head.

Thanks again List Maker! Your regularly updated lists make reading fun.

Have a nice day.

NUMBER 30!!

30. In ten days of bidding on ebay, the top bid for the Ford Crown Victoria NYPD Car Signed by Lindsay Lohan has only reached £3,300.

(but there is one day left to bid--but note, The successful bidder will be responsible for collecting the car or delivery costs from London, SW1 and NO RETURNS will be accepted)

Kudos on hitting 30!

listmaker...does Dina Lohan announcing yesterday that she is coming out with a line of eco-toothbrushes somehow fit into the 2010 LL Karma List?

LL=Lying Looooossserrr

News Flash Lunatic Lohan
Your "NOT" all that
Your a washed up laughed at nothing!!

5:35 AM - How could I forget her Razzie nominations!?

5:39 AM - That karma is more for the french actor. Hope he got the right antibiotics in time...havent heard of him since so I'm assuming he's dead after what she did to him on the shop floor.

6:03 AM - We will have to wait 1 month until one of the following happens:
1. Toothbrush-Han collapses
2. Dina files a $100million lawsuit against Toothbrush-Han.
3. Toothbrush-Han is exposed as some kind of fraud and Dina goes to jail.
4. Dina is fired from Toothbrush-Han like she was dropped from Shoe-Han.
5. Dina tells Lindsay to go to rehab, and in return Lindsay stabs Dina with a Toothbrush-Han.

Hard to predict which one....since were dealing with Lohans here it could even be worse than something written above.

She's a Loooooooosssseeeerrrr

Just another day of Laughing at LiLo witch should relly be Lie-LO

Were the Lindsay haters abused by their parents?
Is that why they hate talented,wealthy people like Lindsay?
Maybe their parents should be arrested.
I think they need help for their mental problems.

9:30 if Lindsay haters were abused by their parents, that means everyone in the movie industry was abused by their parents, everyone in the fashion industry was abused by their parents and everyone in the music industry abused by their parents.

8:33 am How about Lie-Low?

3:12 LOL:)

4:27, :)

6:47, she has done some other good things too. Like those Purple Pix. Then she showed them to her grandmother, who was really pleased.

Lindsay earns more money in one minute than any of the losers
will earn their life. We understand their jealousy.

Lindsay squandered many opportunities and is now unemployable in film, music and design. She was once cute and now looks dissipated, unhealthy and used up Just look at the picture on this thread

11:23 One more time. Duh, LOL! ;)

11:10, hi there Omni.

11:22 Hi Ubi. How are you?

I am good but forced to make intellectual projects first before socializing with friends that keep texting me "but it's saturday night!!!", LOL. St. Patrick's Day was the same. My friends got all butt hurt, haha. And how bout yourself???

Obligations obligations. They are such a thorn in my side sometimes.

11:33,chatting with you is a good in between projects break from the stress though!

Busy can be good! :) I hope you find more time to relax soon. Me? I'm very good. Four robust and very persuasive friends showed up at my house this afternoon and kidnapped me. I'm a little rosy from the sun and wind but I feel sublime. :)

I’ve been catching up on reading. The Jesse and Sandra story from yesterday and today is hitting some raw nerves. I’m feeling a chilly. I’m going to pour a glass of wine.

11:49, sometimes there cases where you have to let your friends kidnapp you:)

11:56, that whole situation is sad. I hate seeing that stuff happen to couples (I don't know if it's true, but if so it's no good).

I think some may be projecting their broken hearts onto the story. I have read all men this or that far too many times. It's sad.

Back to you. You're busy. I won't pry and ask about your intellectual projects but are you happy?

12:02 Indeed! Especially when one picks you up and throws you over their shoulder while the others get your bag, shoes and coat! :)

12:11, no not prying at all. It's scholastic discipline stuff. Yes, quite happy, yet always striving to achieve more I am content with what I have and feel quite blessed for what I do, but still restless to achieve more, if that makes sense.

12:13 :)

12:25, you always seem happy and in good spirits. Be back later. If not, have a nice night!:)

It makes perfect sense! Contentment with the here and now is a blessing. Striving toward a new destination is an adventure. I’m happy...for your happiness! :)

And I for yours as well!:)

Thanks you Ubi. I’m a work in progress! ;)

In 1994, Alan Liu and his development team built “Voice of the Shuttle" (VOS). This heritage reference site is 16 years old. Some links are broken but it may be helpful on your adventure! :)

http:// vos.ucsb.edu/

12:46 :)

And music for your adventure!

Learning to Fly

http:// www.youtube. com/watch?v=xb-Nacm-pKc

-s

12:46-1:13, Thank-you! Will check it out in a moment;)

1:22 You're welcome! :)

1:56:)

2:07 There are amazing adventures inside those links. Leave a trail of breadcrumbs so you can find you way back here. :)

It's interesting how you gently guide me through some avenue of learning everytime we speak;)

Ubi, that made me very happy! :)

Ubi, I wish you gentle guides along established trails to help you learn to blaze new trails.

And you will! :)

Goodnight!

2:45-3:04 ;)Nite my friend!

Sweet Dreams Ubi!

:)

that drug-fueled kook will be dead in 5 years. she used to be hot and had lots of work. now she's a terrible mess and can't get any real work. her parents certainly haven't helped but her influence on her little sis can't be good. she will be sucking dix for money/coke if she isn't already