Lindsay's Lawyer Back In Court For Progress Report

The Los Angeles court system is a joke! She might be in compliance with her classes, after the judge had to bring her ass back to court to force her compliance, but it's clear as day she is abusing substances.

Please don't forget to tell the Judge:

LL March Schedule (partial)

3/6/2010
Bikini Jello Wrestling behind the Highway Taco Stand in Scottsdale, Arizona

3/15/2010
launch of her new perfume, "Mens Bathroom Stall at LaGuardia Airport" taking place at CVS in La Habra, CA,

3/21/2010
Bikini Jello Wrestling behind Manny's Taco Stand (The home of the original If You Can Catch It We Can Cook It Burro),
El Cerrito,Ca

yawn.... flush... her career

news report from London newspaper:

"SOMETHING very fishy is going on with Lindsay Lohan, and we’re not just talking about her new trout pout.

Despite promising the world she’s back on track, everyone’s favourite car crash, 23, has been hitting it hard since she landed on British soil.

We caught up with the cocktail-quaffing actress at London’s swanky Bungalow 8 bar where she had a permanent Sex On The Beach attached to her face.

The lone party animal spent the night with her minder, knocking back the booze and chugging on fags like they were going out of production.
Skinny Linds necked shots alone and frantically sent text messages all night." DailyStar

Is Markus Molinari spanish or arabic???? He looks like he's either arabic or spanish... dark skin, very dark eyes, dark hair, etc...

Lindsay sucks at everything. Period.

Current evaluation of Lindsay by court-appointed therapist:


1. regularly shows her twat to paps.
2. Sagging boobs, worsening
3. Cuts, bruises and scrapes on legs
4. B.O., worsening
5. Cuts on arms
6. Very poor muscle tone
7. Has permanently burned her bridges in Hollywood
8. Increasing gigs as a paid escort
9. Increasing gigs as a hostess at Z list events
10.Extremely low IQ more pronounced
11.No true friends. Freak entourage and retarded sister follow her around
12.Bad complexion, worsening
13.Soft core porn model
14. Carpet burns on knees
15. Twitter addiction worsening
16. Shopping addiction, worsening
17. Smoking addiction, worsening
18. Partying addiction, worsening
19. Balding, worsening

Current evaluation of Lindsay by court-appointed therapist CONT:


20. Under the delusion that she is still relevant in film.
21. Under the delusion that she is still relevant in fashion.
22. Under the delusion that she is still relevant in music.

why don't they just do a drug test? and NOT say hey, in 5 months you are going to have one, but just do a random test on her.

Judge:
'Why is your client not appearing in court today?'

Lindsay's lawyer:
'Your honor, my client is working very hard to try to break the world-record of "how many nights in a row can a Z-list starlet party/club with a loser entourage?"

I am pleased to report that she will break that record in 4 more days.'

this one is just too easy...I can't even muster up a sigh.

Bloho out clubbing again last night in London...

"Partygirl Lindsay Lohan makes her way back to her London hotel after hanging out at Mahiki nightclub."

eyes completely dilated, ciggies in hand, stumbling...no movie set to report to in the a.m.


so what else is new?

what can a Judge do if she's popping pills that have been prescribed to her? NOTHING

progress report forgot to add:

noted crack-pipe burns on lips

New York officially hates her

She's in compliance and doesn't have to appear. In compliance. Michael Lohan is not helping by being publicly vocal and he said he'd stop but he isn't stopping.

This place is crazy. No matter what the subject matter, the looneys come out with their same comments.

I can just picture Samantha looking at Lindsay's pictures that comes from the media lately, and saying "aughhhh she looks gross... how in the world I dated her? what I was thinking?" and calling herself names for being stupid in dating Lilo... Sam is aware the biggest mistake an embarrasment was dating Lindsay...

Judge:
'While it is not necessary for your client to appear in court today, where is she and what is she doing?'

Lindsay's lawyer:
'Your honor, my client is in her London hotel room at the moment, and to be precise, she and her 2 gay-guy posse hanger-ons are each getting Brazilian bikini waxes.'

Judge:
'Fine.'

9:33

Thanks for making me think of what it must be like to have to be the one having to give a bikini-wax to BloHo...

...nightmares tonight (along with coughing as I imagine her stinky cigarette smoke blowing in my face the whole time....double eeeewwwwwwww)

the L Chat Dykes are hilarious to pop into for some quick laughs.

They are speculating as to why Bloho is still in London with her gay-guy-hanger-ons posse:

"She probably going to get paid for being at some fashion shows tomorrow would be my guess."

"Or she's setting up something to be in London when SR is there. j/k :P"

"I also think she is going to some shows tomorrow. Some extra money is always good. Spend two extra days there and get some.
maybe "I love @mdmolinari" was about him getting her some meetings or a deal"

"Maybe he will advise her to get a boyfriend (maybe a gay guy in the closet) and play it low. Just to help her career.

Everybody knows she is gay or bi but if she begins to date a soccer player or another famous guy, it becomes a whole new chapter in her life. Specially if the person is famous."

SHE IS REALLY STARTING 2 GO BALD

is this photo of Lindsay's twat real or fake???
http://www(dot)thenewsvault(dot)com/cgi/img.pl?h=3&t=581&f=lindsay_lohan_flash1

Molinari is from Bangladesh!

Judge:
"I will now hear the progress report for starlet, Lindsay Lohan".

Lindsay's lawyer:
"She's not a starlet anymore, your Honor,
she is now a once-was-starlet turned z-list famewhore-trainwreck."


Judge:
"Thank you for clarifying that. Continue."


party on Linds!!!!!!

pics from last night---

Wow, she looks stone and wasted.

Is that even possible?

man this sort of thing makes me feel good about the US justice system,
another law breaker rehabilitated and sent back into society becoming a productive memeber again!....
this judge should be up for the nobel prize for justice~

i'd like to help lindsay.

perhaps i can make another red cross donation on her behalf.

Molinari is an Italian name, Markus is a German name

If you read Samantha's twitters, you can tell Sam is smart, highly entertaining and charming. She should do a MTV or VH1 reality show called "Sam goes back to College", just like Tommy lee (Mottley Crue Drummer) did a couple of years ago on VH1.

Hey Linds.,

You might want to take a peek at the pics of Pam Anderson on the runway of NY Fashion Week(Dlisted and others)

They should be captioned:

"Old hep C infected hag well past her prime desperately trying to remain relevant by any means possible..."


That is your future.

The Judge just gave Lindsay's report a thumbs up.

Apparently marathon clubbing, addictive shopping, losing all major film projects and Bloho's budding career in soft-porn don't pose any problems for her in terms of "progress".


OK then.

9:33 LOL!! Sad to say, that scenario is not far off.

f-off Lindsay


new yorkers

Samantha Ronson look at Pat Benatar. Pat Benatar looks freaky, all skinny wearing teeny clothes, hanging out in clubs, hooking up with girls... well that's your future Samantha Ronson! that's how you will look 15 years from now!

gawd, the pics of Ali in London--

There is no getting around the fact that Alien Lohan is very unfortunate looking.

You have to feel sorry for a kid who quit her education to hang out and take care of her derelict, drama queen, 7 years older, flop sweat of a sister.

I bet Dina wants to kick her ass every time she looks at that face, it's a no money face.

gawd, the pics of Ali in London--

Has this child already had plastic surgery? She is totally unrecognizable.

Also, if you are going to spackle over the freckles on your face, shouldn't you do something about the ones on your chest too?

I don't think Ali is ugly, she just comes from an unfortunate pathetic, famewhore-y family.

She DOES look old, though.

My bad, not Pat Benatar. I meant Joan Jett who looks freaky, super skinny, shave her head, hanging out in clubs, hooking up with Carmen Electra and others... that's Samantha Ronson's future!

Ali looks like she's taking Adderall too, which explains the fast aging, the weight and the hair loss. last night, she was wearing black extensions under her brown hair. Ali will be bald at the younger age than Lindsay. bravo Dina

Ali was eliminated in first round of competition of Westminster Kennel Club show. She barked too much and was deemed to be dumb

Ali was eliminated in first round of competition of Westminster Kennel Club show. She barked too much and was deemed to be dumb

drug addicted,
alcoholic,
kleptomaniac,
faux lesbian,
mentally bizarre,
delusional & self important


Judge: All is in order, Next up.

11:40 AM - No, that's Maria.

Ali....Ghastly.

12:57 PM - Pam is still in demand and gets catwalk bookings.

Dear Linds ,congrats on your vogue italy cover-you look beautiful as usual. Continue to work hard and ignore the losers.

Imust point out though, that all the psrtying in the world will not remove ML from your life; a restraining order would. In the interest of your sareer, health and well-being take action against him now!

"Bald patches, double chin, bloated face and stomach, cracky eyes, wrinkled forehead, eye bags, cuts all over arms, bruises all over knees, bad cosmetic implants, saggy breasts and butt - everything looks good here, I approve of her progress and look forward to her next softcore porno shoot"

"I am a moderator at L-Chat forum"

Judge Revel asked for 2 free tickets for Bloho's 3/6/2010 gig---

Bikini Jello Wrestling behind the Highway Taco Stand in Scottsdale, Arizona

2:03 Only for gay guy underwear collections--and she has to wear a G-string & stilettos.

But hey, whatever pays the bills.

good girl

2:03 Her 11 and 13 year old sons are super proud of their Mom...check out the pics of Pam this week on the catwalk, at D-listed.

Class all the way.

2:23
LOL!!!!

Best comment, take a bow!

Bloho: wake up ny


ny: shut the F up. we despise you.

isn't is dumb? there is a group of sexless stans here who seem to be under the delusion that both Sam & Linds, have magically reverted back to virgin status and are wearing purity rings on their clits and will never, ever have sex again.
People hook up all the time, it is not a big deal. Ever heard of comfort sex? sometimes that is the first thing people to get over a breakup.
And remember, they broke up last year in April. I don't know about Sam, but if you think Lilo is suddenly celibate you are nuts.
I swear half the posters here are in jr high.

Molinari is an Italian name, Markus is a German name

Lowhan is a Loser name

What progress has she made? She still doesn't even have a job.

Freedom w/o responsibilty don't. mean. crap.

aka Tourist

It's rather funny that the high school dropout losers can't stand
the rich and beautiful Lohan sisters.
They also think that they know more than judges and other educated people.
These losers don't realize how stupid they sound.

Will linds & sam have make-up sex the first or second time they see each other next?

For sure the first time, (& they have been having phone sex)

AnnaLynne McCord took a break from New York fashion week to attend the A-list premiere of Shutter Island last night.



Lindsay. NOT.

Leo DiCaprio--the still-hot heartthrob attended the A-list premiere of his latest flick Shutter Island in NYC last night.

And of course, stunning girlfriend Bar Refaeli put in an appearance as well.

Lindsay was on the NOT INVITED list. Again.

545


Thought Leo was one of Bloho's best friend??

He won't be seen in public with her.

LG90076079 - Linds' u will always b my Beautiful Bright Star even if u have haters left n right that see u as a Fallen Star, I will always b here to pick u up n throw u back in the sky cuz w/o your bright star my nights will b dark...n I ain't trying 2 b no dam' poet, but only 4 u My Sweetface words like these just come out unexpected like raindrops from the clouds...n I'm not trying 2 scare u off like some phsyco with a weird-ass non-sense grammar that calls himself"A ANGEL"...all I'm trying to do is make u feel better after all the negative comments people spread all over your face...actually u have a sexy dyke (here) that thinks u r the best thing around Hollywood...I'm harmless, not a stalker (like u) J/K - just a typical dyke that drives a better car than Samantha, and with a better career, and a good looking facial (the sexiest around) have a couple of stalkers myself (beautiful ladies) but non of them can top u...how sad u r everywhere but here... And that I'm used to having everything and everyone that I want...but you...

The sure thing is that i am not the one who is going to tell about her progress.I dont have the right(WE DONT)to interfeer in these kind of situations.STRICTLY FAMILY MATTERS AND NOTHING ELSE.
I only want to say that as we all grow up it happens to lose our way someday and getting very confused about what is right and what is wrong.At this time we need our family to protect us and support us.When we find our way again we are trying to prove to everybody that WE TRY and need support and compassion to go on with our lifes.
Lindsay is a really strong and positive girl and i hope she knows that she is able and smart enough to handle all these.Sensitive and sucessful with an adorable sister with whom she is very close to and a mother that despite the problems she may have, she stands by her and does whatever she can to protect her.I wish them good health,luck and happiness in their life.

"I approve of the Muse porno vid, this looks good. Her progress is satisfactory."

"Anyone see where I left my panties"

People love to comment, but they don't know much really. Some shots of Lindsay going out at night, or at the Chateau, or shopping and people think that's all she does. Apparently, she's been responsible going to her alcohol awareness program. What else might she be doing? Perhaps therapy and group therapy with her sister Ali. Perhaps aiding Ali in her interests and introducing her to people in the industry to help her. Perhaps lining up events and trips for charitable causes. Perhaps all sorts of projects in entertainment and fashion that is not being made public yet. If I were to take pics of anyone going out and just at leisure and present stories I could give the impression that is all they do. But smart people realize that's all they are being shown someone doing and don't come to wrong conclusions based on selected information. There's more good stuff coming from both the Lohan girls. Stay tuned.

RE Ali pictures. That picture that's been going around is distorted. It's a low-res bump-up that distorts her features and the size of her face. There's a beautiful pic of her smiling the same night but very few sites are showing it because it reveals how nice she looked that night.

This is another cycle of the Ali looks old crap, we see it every few months. Ali looks older than 16, yes, maybe early 20s. The crazy thing is, Ali and Lindsay go to London and can not escape the paps one bit. They need to go somewhere where they can escape the paps and just enjoy their lives without scrutiny and judgments for 2 weeks or so. They can take their own pics and put them up on twitter if they choose to.

New Yorkers to Lindsay:

GET LOST AND STAY AWAY FROM HERE

her poor hairline

her poor self

JFC. I'm not even making fun of this poor soul any more; she is just a sad, sad human being.

LOL everyone joked about the guest list for the London gig last week, and in the end it turned out WORSE than everyone predicted. Here is the guest list in full:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Aliana Lohan
3. Janice Dickenson
4. Katia Ivanova
5. 'Lady' Sovereign
6. Bianca Gascoigne
7. Callum Best

It's getting so bad on here that the Maria haters may soon outnumber
the Lindsay haters. In the meantime,lovely Lindsay & supermodel Ali
travel all over the world,doing charity work and meeting with other
important,successful people while the losers keep spreading hate.

the latest Lohan spin insanity:

“Lindsay got hundreds of invitations [to NYC Fashion Week]. She wanted to be there, but felt it was more important to go to England to host an event and raise funds for Haiti,” Lohan family spokesperson, Todd Shapiro, told Pop Tarts.
“She loves fashion week and hopes to be there in September, but rumors that she was blacklisted from shows couldn’t be further from the truth.”


"hundreds of invitations"??

"hundreds of invitations"??

"hundreds???" Hey *sswipe, there aren't even hundreds of shows.

Her London event was ONE night, so if she so wanted to be at NYC Fashion Week, she could have easily attended before and after, instead of clubbing, (YAWN and shopping (YAWN), non-stop in London.

She is finally a little embarrassed, (okay, you use the word "upset") that people in the know are finally calling her out on what a no-talent loser she is.

NYC Fashion Week was THRILLED she wasn't around and hopes to keep it that way!

Word on the street is that Lindsay Lohan opted out of Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in New York this time around because of a lack of love when it came to invitations due to being a “brand damager.” However, we’re told the troubled former actress is particularly upset by the rumors she wasn’t wanted at the shows and wants the world to know it's simply not true."

Keep spinning the lies Bloho...we love laughing at you!

PUTA

Did Manny serve your favorite fcuk buddy?

Linsanity:

“Lindsay got hundreds of invitations to NYC Fashion Week."

total,total,total,total LIE

Angelina: donates one million dollars immediatelly to Hatian Relief (Brad donates another million)

Angelina: helps in organizing several A-list benefits, all without pay

Angelina: goes to Haiti and spends several days working with the relief effort, without pay (this is all in the midst of raising 6 children and working on another A-list film)

MEANWHILE:

Linds: tweets about Haiti

Linds: over a month after the earthquake, takes a PAID gig in London to host a Z-list Red Cross event

Linds: parties and shops non-stop before and after the gig (that she showed up 4 hours late to)

Linds: makes sure she did her gig with the Red Cross, which, If you the read the fine print before you donate to the Red Cross, it says that they have to cover fees first.

Linds of course, on top of her hostessing fee, charged the Red Cross for 5 days of hotel,limo,stylists, massages, airfare and more, not only for herself, but her Aunt Ali and gay-guy posse.

Nice.

LOL...Bloho can't even get 100 comments in over 3 days.

Ha,ha...NO invites to Bloho for London Fashion Week parties or shows..they have blacklisted her too!!!

Party on Linds, with your Aunt Ali, gay-guy posse and dead animals draped around you.

LONDON RED CROSS:
We would like to know:

How much Lohan was paid to "hostess"?

What were the amounts of her hotel,limos, airfare, food & booze and who paid for it, and for how many days?

Were the expenses of her Aunt Ali, gay-guy posse and assistant/babysitter paid for by the Red Cross?

Who footed the bill for her multiple shopping sprees? (so sensitive of her, in the face of doing a fundraiser for Haitian Relief.)

A FULL ACCOUNTING PLEASE!!!!