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Lindsay's Machete Co-Stars Say She's Ready For Her Comeback
Posted on Thu Aug 26, 2010 09:06 AM PDT
Lindsay Lohan's stint in jail won't affect her ability to reinvigorate her career, Machete co-stars Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and the film's director Robert Rodriguez said at the premiere last night. In fact, it may even make her stronger than ever.
"Lindsay is so good in the movie, and I can't wait for her to see it," Jessica Alba told People. "It's awesome. She's great. I'm very proud."
Director Robert Rodriguez was also very proud of Lilo's turn as a nun with a gun in his latest flick. "She's awesome in the movie. She's going to enjoy it a lot," he said. "She can do anything she wants. This movie is so great for her. I think she's got a lot of talent, obviously. So, it's all up to her."
Michelle Rodriguez, who also was sent to jail following a DUI, knows what Lindsay is going through and thinks Lilo will not only pull through, but flourish.
"This crazy little party girl who loves to enjoy life actually has a purpose," Rodriguez said. "So, that's really the core of why I've survived so many years and I can go and I can fall down and I can get back up. Why? Because I know why I'm here.
That's the question that a lot of people need to answer when they do fall is, 'Why am I here?' If you can answer that question, you'll be able to dust yourself off and shine like a phoenix out of ashes."
Let's hope Lindsay, who stayed home from the premiere last night to make a late night joyride to a friend's house, does just that!
Check out video from last night's premiere below:
Rise, Lindsay!
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Comments
The fake tabloid media have nothing else to report on do they? Yawn. However, can't wait to see Michelle in Machete :)
I think this had to be one of the worst photoshopped crap photos of all time. Lindsay has a giant head, Jessica looks OK I guess but Michelle looks like she had her skin bleached. Hire someone with talent will you?
movie will go to dvd fast
Mmm, that would be one hell of an awesome 4some right there.
Fantastic!
The director is talking up his movie, that's all.
Lindsay making a comeback?
Theoretically anything is possible possible but realitywise it won't happen.
Lindsay looks like a stupid old hag.
But that's what she is.
I can't believe they released this dangerous criminal who committed
the serious crime of missing some classes. Just because she is talented
and hard working doesn't mean anything. Missing class is worse than murder.
prolly no fashion designer would lent her a dress to go to the premiere
Of course they are saying she's great, they don't want their movie to tank just because she is in it. Rocket science.
@9:44 remember to watch your step psychocunt. You have run out of chances.
I'm sure that dyke would luv to get between the firecrotch's legs. Ewwwwwwwwwww
She is a crazy criminal degenerate whore!
She clearly refuses to listen to anyone or show common sense.
evryone been between firecrotch legs
So wait. Her PR said she did not attend Machete's premier because she did not want to draw undue attention?
Who do they think they're kidding?
Instead, she goes joy riding in a porn producer's Mazerati?
Face it, Lindsay is hopeless.
Jhomni eludes hypersensativity
I think the producers are just doing damage control. I feel sorry for them having to deal with that reckless psycho.
She is not in the trailer
August 26, 2010 10:12 AM
Posted by: orpheum
Jhomni eludes hypersensativity
Hi Sherry. Commit any new felonies today?
UCLA doctors= suckers
Judge Fox= sucker
Shawn Holley=BIGGEST sucker
If we all try REALLY hard, we can wish and make it happen:
BloHo pulled over for speeding in the next week or so.
Ha Ha Ha There just saying that so people will come see this flop of a movie
It comes out on 9/3 and you will see how low the sales are.
Machette is going to be the biggest flop movie ever
Everyone was sooooooooooooo happpy she wasnt there last night
It was drama FREE!!!!!!
Lindsay is way more talented than these two. How embarrassing for her that their praise is even supposed to matter.
^psychocunt
Cannot wait to see Lindsay in Machete! The "nun with a gun" poster is amazing!
of course she will make a comeback. more & more ppl are positive about her again. she has it all, beauty, brains & talent.
Lmao @11:40 #1 suck a gun hun.
YAY!!! LOHAN ON THE BIG SCREEN AGAIN!!!
@11:40 x2 11:42, Hi psychocunt how's the hor biz?
@11:42,2 it rhymes LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
August 26, 2010 11:44 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
11:08am, I have to disagree with you. The Linda Lovelace Movie if it is ever made will be the Biggest Flop. Who the hell cares about Linda Lovelace.
Hi Sherry. Commit any new felonies today?
Fatass Sybil can't figure out how we know it's her lol
i am rooting for LL. she's one of the best actresses of her generation. she has worked with the most talented people in the movie biz.
@11:48 nope she's too stupid.
A movie with de Niro and Lohan is a winner!
(looks like both were not at the premiere)
August 26, 2010 11:49 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
i am rooting for LL. she's one of the best actresses of her generation. she has worked with the most talented people in the movie biz.
Sure your are sybil b/c she's a busted, drunken hor like you
IS SHE HERE?
Lmao @11:54
Polish my knob bitch. I ain't feeding your fat ass for free. Kneel before daddy.
Saw recent interviews with director Rodriguez and her co-stars and they were all very positive about her. They said she was very professional on set and that her role in the movie is totally kick-a$$
Get in line Dead Daddy.
Has someone told SK/SA her former bff speaky put her name on the interwebs yet? I wanna see cuntoncunt violence.
lindsaYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
11:34 agreed.
Lohan is way more talented.
of course she will make a comeback.
more & more ppl are positive about her again, esp Tranny Nation. she has it all, bleached-blonde hair, a pea-brain & talent for soft porn.
Sherry/kira did you and SK/SA swap plastic surgery tips? You were the worst lookin mutts in the forum back in the day. We heard your rockin it at 175-185 pounds. Put the ho-hos' down ho. Get off your fat useless ass and take a walk.
Sherry is hispanic. People found a photo of her that she had on dlisted at one point of herself and when people saw what she looked like they started to make fun of her looks. She then changed the photo and posted a lot of hateful comments on x17 in spanish thinking that no one would understand them but people did. They turned out to be death threats that she was making against x17 bloggers. Eventually she got some plastic surgery done because she badly needed it. If you had seen that photo of sherry then you already know that she makes ali lohan look like a victoria secret supermodel.
@12:08 I memba that. Sherry was kira. She faked being a hot chick in her 20's, man the lols. Good times.
August 26, 2010 11:52 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
A movie with de Niro and Lohan is a winner!
(looks like both were not at the premiere)
August 26, 2010 11:58 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Saw recent interviews with director Rodriguez and her co-stars and they were all very positive about her. They said she was very professional on set and that her role in the movie is totally kick-a$$
August 26, 2010 12:01 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
lindsaYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
August 26, 2010 12:03 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
11:34 agreed.
Lohan is way more talented.
Hi Sybil! Making any money giving bj's in dark alleys in FL?
@12:08 After plastic surgery her face still looked like a pug which is alright for a dog not for a woman. She's a haggard hor. Ha.
I wouldnt see this movie even if you paid me to see it
Why would anyone hoot and ha over her having 4 mins in a movie that is sure to flop
Sybil better rush back to op your plan backfired.
Jizz's new gf CC/Farrah/Centy is getting all the attention you desperately want but can't get.
so my creepy neighbor is stalking me again
I am a lawyer M.E. let me get rid of the ijjit
LINDSAY BACK AT WORK!!!!!!!!!
LL is appearing at the Ralphs Supermsarket in Van Nuys tonight from 5-7pm, autographing her:
"I Went To Lynwood And All I Got Were These Torn Panties"(Big Bertha sizes only)
&
"I Went To UCLA And All I Got Were These Torn Panties"(in electro-shock-red)
Panties from her 6216 Deluxe Super Torn Panty Edition"
SPECIAL: Buy 2, Get 1 at 1/2 Price!!!
Go Linds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sherry use crazyinjapan or fatastic, I mean bichtastic to creep up on CC/Centy/Farrah. We wanna watch you cuntz go at it.
*vomits*
Cuntfaced Sybil miss me?
www.dlisted. com/node/38594
I am SO in love and all of you lard cases wish you could get off your fat asses and be me. Too bad Dog Face
August 26, 2010 12:28 PM
Posted by: M.E.
so my creepy neighbor is stalking me again
August 26, 2010 12:30 PM
Posted by: Momus The Sarcastic
I am a lawyer M.E. let me get rid of the ijjit
August 26, 2010 12:33 PM
Posted by: M.E.
*vomits*
"Lindsay seems to be the talk of the Machete movie, she's overshadowing everyone else and she's not even there."
August 26, 2010 12:36 PM
Posted by: crazyinjapan
I am SO in love and all of you lard cases wish you could get off your fat asses and be me. Too bad Dog Face
Hi Sherry! Commit any new felonies today?
"We first meet Lindsay Lohan lying on a bare mattress, high out of her mind, in a meth lab. No, that's not the opening line from her most recent magazine profile, that's how we come upon Lindsay's character in the new movie, "Machete."
Much ado has been made about her presence in the film since she was noticeably cut out of the film's trailer back in July, but it turns out that her role is rather minor. Oddly timed, but minor.
What I mean by that is Lindsay's character April -- a spoiled little rich girl who not only dabbles in drugs, but chain smokes and is seen passed out in a car's passenger seat, which is quite reminiscent of this -- feels like an odd choice given everything that was going on in her life at the time (she filmed last August).
Poor Sybil still trying to act like a hot chick. Your a mentally deranged psycho, size 14-16 lardass, pushing 40 with a dog face even after plastic surgery. Your hubby didn't want you. Jizz didn't want you. No man will ever want you. Too bad for you. Loser.
You cannot find me.
@12:41 of course the psycho can't find you asshole. Thanks to you she spends all her f-cking time HERE looking for you. We spent a week reading your site and knew your new name. Piss off!
LINDZZZZZ GOOD LUCK SWEET GIRL !
MY ANGEL YOUR ANGEL!
throwing you a bone so that you will keep yourself occupied, posting another 280 times (at least):
demented be you
(start the copy and paste........NOW!)
Too bad.
August 26, 2010 12:45 PM
Posted by: LOVE YOU AND YOU KNOW WHO I AM
LINDZZZZZ GOOD LUCK SWEET GIRL !
MY ANGEL YOUR ANGEL!
August 26, 2010 12:46 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
throwing you a bone so that you will keep yourself occupied, posting another 280 times (at least):
demented be you
(start the copy and paste........NOW!)
Hi Sherry! Commit any new felonies today?
demented be you who you pretending to be today
GOOD! It worked. Byeeeeeee sad-sack!!!
August 26, 2010 12:46 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
throwing you a bone so that you will keep yourself occupied, posting another 280 times (at least):
demented be you
(start the copy and paste........NOW!)
August 26, 2010 12:48 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
demented be you who you pretending to be today
Lmao Sherry good luck meeting a new imaginary soulmate with a rape van!!!
fly to Florida you gonna 2 seats fat momma pay up
LINDSAY NEED TO KNOW HAVE CRAZY MAN HERE TAKE NAMES WHO LIKE AND SUPPORT YOU AND SAY HARD THING AND SHIT THINGS ABOUT YOU SO CRAZY MAN HERE LINDSAY DONT WORRY THE POLICE TAKE THIS GUY INTO JAIL.
August 26, 2010 12:49 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
GOOD! It worked. Byeeeeeee sad-sack!!!
Sherry your imaginary rapist boyfriend is annoying. You are a crimina. We're not done with YOU.
pay your bills
August 26, 2010 12:53 PM
Posted by: Chase Morgan
pay your bills
Coming from a broke whore this is funny.
August 26, 2010 12:51 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
LINDSAY NEED TO KNOW HAVE CRAZY MAN HERE TAKE NAMES WHO LIKE AND SUPPORT YOU AND SAY HARD THING AND SHIT THINGS ABOUT YOU SO CRAZY MAN HERE LINDSAY DONT WORRY THE POLICE TAKE THIS GUY INTO JAIL.
Poor Sherry. Now we have to continue to play "Who is Sherry Mari- Gay**** (half your last name)?” Get ready for the lightening round called, "You Pressed Your Luck Too Far" - using public records starting with the censusonline.us with links to people finder databases.
@1:00, I can't wait!!!
Sherry whereever you goes there is trouble because YOU are there.
12:51 PM, Sherry didn't it ever occur to you to wonder why X17 women were never bothered by your rants about our appearances? It’s because we are friends. We have seen each others photos and visit each other. The sad truth is you are the only unattractive, overweight woman here. By the way, the Gulf is a GULF not an ocean. Simp!
Sybil may have been bitching about "a fat momma" to one of the Dlisters on here. Everyone despises her on both sites.
@12:51 Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. At the rate you're going you'll be 200 pounds by the end of the year. Vegetables are your friends.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ 1:14!
IM
@1:15 Hi!
should I be a fake mom today or a fake lawyer. choices choices
@1:14 they had to use a circus tent to make her bathing suit hee hee.
Lmao @1:19 good one.
@1:17 Sure Sherry, have whatever delusion you want on Dlisted. Everyone knows you are a fraud in every way now.
Picture her cankles and her fat feet oozing out of her shoes.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YUCK @ 1:25!
@1:25 Oh noooooooooooo! lol
Something hilarious came up on IM.
@1:11 you're right but there's more to it. Sherry has been fighting with her former friend and rival SA aka sickitten. She is the one who taught Sherry how to change her IP to get back on the D when she's banned. We saw them fighting here a couple of times. Sherry said, and get this, SA is jealous of her thang with Jizzball. We were laughing hysterically off site while they were fighting over weird guy.
1:27 For a minute I thought the stupid bitch was blathering about one of us too. I read she got it through her thick skull the boards are talking to each other in a place where she can't go.
LMFAO check out Sherry/antibitch. The bitch use to go off on us and said she was a hot 20-something. Now she's going ballistic on them because everyone knows she’s an uneducated, unemployed, fat, middle-aged hag that no man wants!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http:// www.dlisted. com/node/38594
LOL @1:50, thanks. She's seething with envy again. Well, who would want a haggard, borderline personality, schizophrenic whore with rape fantasies who is prone to violence outburst. No man wants to cope with that burden. She’s hideous inside and outside. Period.
Hey Sherry, did dead daddy's little maid go to the beach near his house or are you lurking?
Best description of Sherry Mari- Gay***
"once a c unt, always a c unt."
LMFAO!
Submitted by antibitch on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 3:00pm.
I'm a c unt because I say looks don't matter that much, sal? OH OKAY, sorry.. I'll work on that.
Looks were all that mattered to you psychocunt. That is until you couldn't fake being a hot bitch anymore. You are a miserable c unt! You spent 7 years being a fake and ruined your life. I'm fuuuuuuuucing thrilled!
Submitted by antibitch on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 2:50pm.!
This.is.the.life. so fukkin awesome girl!! I have alllllll the freedom in the world TO LEECH OFF MY FAKE DEAD DADDY BECAUSE I AM ALMOST 40 AND A TOTAL FAILURE AT LIFE. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
@12:13 She's typical of uneducated bitches who expect a guy to pay their way.
Everyone notice when she's not here the pro Blohan posts stop? Yep it's ALL her shit stirring. She's an mentally defective, attention seeking, whore.
@2:18 so true.
I'm glad we decided to let psycho get her crazy on in the top thread for awhile. Someone from her reg site IM'd laughing about the hag's hissy fit and her going straight back to her X17 Beach. Surf's up! lol
don't be jealous cuz I am way hotter than you and I have man who loves me
we all laugh at you behine your back
@2:20 we do and she is. :)
August 26, 2010 2:29 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
don't be jealous cuz I am way hotter than you and I have man who loves me
we all laugh at you behine your back
LMFAO Psycho we all saw the PI's pic of you. Damn bitch have your mouth wired shut to stop eating. Looking at you made me throw up in my mouth. And uh, bitch you are completely alone 24/7.
2:29 Too bad about your.......everything.
don't be jealous cuz I am way hotter than you and I have man who loves me
we all laugh at you behine your back
SHERRY IS HE HERE?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
LMFAO @2:36!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @2:38!!!
kudos
Everyone is up for the next round.
@2:42 great news.
August 26, 2010 2:41 PM
Posted by: dog
kudos
Hi Cuntface!
Do you have a blow job for daddy?
Michelle is a good actress. I liked her in Lost and Avatar. Jessica Alba may not be a good actress but I don't see how you can put Michelle in that category. Btw, I thought Lindsay's part is all of like 10 min in this film so who cares if she's good or bad?
She's well on her way to her porn career, so that's what they are talking about.
Dude she did a porn mag she ain't got nothing worth seeing. Look away.
When I get home tonight I'm going to strap knives to my torso and ride a motorbike around! Badass to the bone.