Lindsay's Purple Craze

Mademoiselle Lohan est très élégante ..... !

She's beautiful

Ali took a bag for every member of the family.

Mlle Lohan est tres merde!

why don't they just lock her up

Don't like her, but she does look classy in these pics, keep this up and she may get out of the toilet.

What's that tattooed on her digital finger? Gross pig!!

Does her sister ever go to school?

Shoot....If that's looking like a "wreck" damn I'll take her! She looks so effin good considering the low class and totally unprofessional paparrazi in LA aren't hounding her!!

Get the shot and get out!! What they do to her in LA is pure harassement.

What a poser. She has no fashion sense, education, experience, or style. Someone definitely dressed her this time, still looks like a mess. In the future, the parka will be plastic and she will be in a dumpy hotel room charging $20 for favors.

Nice glasses. Bigger than your bald head. And glad to see Ali sucking up free stuff for doing nothing. What a waste these two are. Wish they both would die in a plane crash.

Holy crap. Look at that hairline. This skank is going to be bald by the time she is 30. I find it funny how her only friend in life is her 15 year old sister. Everybody else thinks she is a loser. Which she is.

She looks like an old woman. Who dresses this disaster??????

I doubt this is from "her" line - lol. Anyway, they should design something that covers her wrists and arms, due to the cutting and shooting up. I wonder if she wears open toe sandals? I agree, her 15 yr old sister is her only friend.They both behave like 10 yr old brats so it seems only fitting.I wish she would stay overseas, at least until they kick her out.

This old whore does not look a day under fifty!

The outfit is not bad and would look great on a woman in her 60s or so.

But it is unsuitable for a a 23 year old who was hired to appeal to a younger crowd.

Those 15 mins are crying to be set free!

all the posts about Ali not being in school are moot. she's 16 and I don't believe there's a State in the US that requires a 16 yr old to go to school.

Get this the ONLY reason why she gets free stuff is because she is on tabloid radar. Any photo she has taken with a designers duds on is great publicity for them. That is why LL calls the paps and why she does so much shopping. If you want to call it a job then so be it.

Why isn't she wearing her cheap pasties designs? After all, that's the crap she wants the rest of us to buy from ungaro. LMAO.

OMG! 10:51, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for saying something like that!!! I doubt you even know these girls personally. If you don't want to see or read about them, then quit visiting these websites.

It is amazing how cool Lindsay thinks she is. Too bad everybody is just laughing at her and the rest of her family.

Homeschooling by their mother is a wonderful thing for Ali.
Just look what it did for Lindsay lol lol lol

W Why is there such a stench of tuna all over the beautiful city of Paris?

WHORE !!!!!

that purple thing isn't too bad looking. i might wear it with the right outfit.

I wonder who she stole that coat from, she seems to be sticky fingers.

Bad complexion which she covers with a lot of makeup, sagging boobs, balding and almost no muscle tone. Not bad for a 50 year old

"DON'T BOO ME"

"DON'T BOO ME"

HOT ;)

@11:25
She quit school when she was 14. Doesn't matter how old she is now-a stupid move on her and her mother's part to let her quit. Like she is going to do anything else?!?!?!?

she is being called a Fashion Failure on websites!

11:29. Don't be surprised by 10:51.
People like that always want to kill successful people.
The Lohan sisters will keep on saving lives
by doing their charity work.

I Is Estrella a lezbo too? Does that mean Lilo is getting passed around by dykes like she used to get passed around by men?

Y You cannot mention a Lohan and success in the same sentence, that would be an oxymoon.

H What a horrible joke. How can those two save lives when they can't even take care of their own lives?

come on sick o the same boring comments on her!!!! lindsay is amazing-you all are just jealous. gud luk to lindsay, xx

Ali is no beauty or talented. She ought to at least get an education

lindsay needs Rogaine. FAST.

Looking at my wrist watch almost 24 hours later (tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock......!)

To the person who said the European reviews were favorable, I’m the person who politely asked for links. I’ve read every Ungaro Spring 2010 collection review I could find for the past two days. I have yet to find ONE that gave the collection a favorable review. What’s the hold up with your links to those so-called good reviews? I’ll wait until this evening before resolving those good reviews only exist in one person’s fevered imagination.

(tick, tock, tick, tock......!)

consumerist little piglets

There are no good reviews. The "z-list celebrity" had nothing to do with this so called fashion, except be in the way. The time-frame was too short to create anything and god knows the loser has no experience and I assume wasted an enormous amount of time when she was even present. Just like her crappy list of films, this is a disaster and anyone associated with this washed up ho will get the same result - a waste of money.

This is the only moderately favorable article I read. Czigler respects Archs’ as a promising young designer. She tried to minimize the damage to Archs’ reputation. She also pointed out Lohan’s was responsible for the nipple pasties and other “cutesy touches.“

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For Paris based journalist Madeleine Czigler, the contributions of the two very different designers was obvious.

"Archs understands and knows how to preserve the DNA of Ungaro while giving it a modern edge," she said moments after the two designers left the runway, still holding hands.

"The colour palette was absolutely true to Ungaro," she added.

"But the cutesy touches were Lohan. The micro-mini skirts, the little heart details and the sequined pasties. Lindsay would have encouraged those."

"In the end I thought it was really good," says Czigler, grinning.

Gee Lilo, no invite for your crackerjack detective Dad???

After all, he is the one you first turned to last month after your rental house was robbed.


ummmmmm?????????????

-'s

Seeing a newspaper describe Lohan as one of two designers must make real designers furious.

New York Times had this small paragragh at the end of 4 other much more interesting Paris fashion show reviews:

"In other news, there were several instances of models whose loosely draped tops fell open to reveal their bare breasts at the first Ungaro show of Estrella Archs and her artistic adviser, Lindsay Lohan. Such wardrobe malfunctions happen all the time at fashion shows, and to Ms. Lohan, and it is generally considered poor form to point them out. But in this case, at least some had to be intentional. The models were wearing rhinestone-covered, heart-shaped pasties. That’s just paparazzi bait.

The owners of Ungaro argue that the label needed an electric shock to make it more relevant.

Well, here is the sum of Ms. Lohan’s contributions: skimpy pink dresses bathed in hear

Hiring a celebrity might be a great idea to draw attention, but it’s a terrible way to treat clothes.

WE ARE STILL WAITING for the list of celebrities and dear, loyal friends of Lindsay who attended the show.



silence.tumbleweeds.silence.

Oh, now Ali thinks she needs the dark sunglasses during the day.

Please.


Please.

Karl Lagerfeld and Donatella Versace have nothing to worry about, because it looks like they are still the top constipated zombies in fashion. Blohan's debut collection for Ungaro failed to make some of the critics jizz in their chonies. Blohan didn't actually design any of this sh*t, she was merely the "artistic adviser."

I'm guessing it means she was in charge of cutting the lines and making sure the cokepants could at least store a gram.

You know, I actually like these whore clothes, because it looks like it was something that came out of the vagina of the 1980s.

I mean, if a grown-up Rainbow Bright fell on hard times and had to peddle her wares on the ho stroll, she'd wear this shit for sure.

Give me pasties, bare titties, almost exposed crotch areas and I'm happeh!

As for Blohan's face/lips situation, there's really nothing more to say. Blohan is making Courtney Love look like a pure teardrop from the eye of a virgin angel.

Just hit Ctrl+Alt+BITCHLOOKSBEAT.

PLEASE......EVERYONE:

This is MANDATORY!:

You must go to Dlisted to see THE most amazing close-ups of Lindsay and her hands.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Linds!!!!!!!!!

oh. saw the photos you were talking about, 2:44.

Gawd almighty. And I thought I wasn't photogenic.

Thanks for the latest reviews. I'll post more reviews later too.

This is a low moment for her:

1. The embarrassing clothing line
2. The hard core drug-f*cked facial expressions
3. The whole world is watchin
4. The really bad lip injections.
5. The red-nose holes.
6. The wrinkles on her forehead with tan grease in between which makes even more pronounced.
7. No GF, or any good friends, by her side (Aunt Ali and Smell-Turd Pat don't count.)

"You know, I actually like these whore clothes, because it looks like it was something that came out of the vagina of the 1980s. I mean, if a grown-up Rainbow Bright fell on hard times and had to peddle her wares on the ho stroll, she'd wear this shit for sure. Give me pasties, bare titties, almost exposed crotch areas and I'm happeh!" -dlisted.com

when you let an uneducated crackwhore put the finishing touches on a collection you will always get pasties

2:57 LOOOOOOOVED your comment!!!!

Am I the only one who thinks one day TMZ might make her little sister semi-famous for a 911 call?

Now, now, she deserves more credit. They were sequined pasties.

Lindsay Lohan made her whore-in-training-wear debut at Paris Fashion Week looking like the ghost of Tammy Faye Baker exploded on her face. She was given the role of “artistic director” at Emanuel Ungaro. After seeing her work walk the runway, I am wondering what is so artistic about discount 1980’s stripper outfits from the Fuzzy Peach Boutique. Most of the outfits appeared to be half finished. Lohan’s answer to complete the looks was PASTIES! Lots and lots of sparkly pasties!

Fashion critics from WWD are also not impressed. The show was labeled an “embarrassment” and this could be the kiss of death from Ungaro. Paris Fashion Week is like the Oscars of fashion. If you fail to at least get a ho-hum, you might as well pack your bags and prepare to be damned to Wal-Mart.
“As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case during chez Ungaro’s post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and ‘creative directed’ by another.

Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies? For Lohan, she’ll weather the criticism, hardly her first or her juiciest, and move on when her contract allows. But Archs has her work cut out for her. Backstage after the show, she said the collection ‘had to be designed very quickly.’ Perhaps that was the problem. This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, non-skilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about.”

Boobs falling out of clothes, skimyness, or clothes riding up is the hallmark of a cheap garment!

People who buy designer clothes do so because of the special care in the construction of the garments and the uniqueness of the experienced designer's vision.

Looks like Ungaro's new owners shot themselves in the foot on all counts.

NY Times said Ungaro sending Lindsay to that show is like sending a McDonalds fry cook to a Michelin 3 star restaurant

NY Times said Ungaro sending Lindsay to that show is like sending a McDonalds fry cook to a Michelin 3 star restaurant

NY Times said Ungaro sending Lindsay to that show is like sending a McDonalds fry cook to a Michelin 3 star restaurant

NY Times said Ungaro sending Lindsay to that show is like sending a McDonalds fry cook to a Michelin 3 star restaurant

How much meth does it take to raise an eyebrow?

She's orange and wrinkly. And her hair is chapped.

Damn, this bitch needs like 10 chemical peels.
We do not feel one once of sympathy for her. She had it all and she blew it. So many people could have done so much good with all of the opportunity she was given.

Lindsay sucks. Enough said.

When I looked at the photos today, I immediately thought of cheek implants.

Lindsay is thin, she lost a lot of weight, and very skinny people have SUNKEN cheeks, since cheeks are mostly fat. And this girl has bulging cheeks.

Saw the Dlisted photos--ouch!

DAMN. You know you're on the bad sh*t when you look a hundred years older than Donatella Versace. There really is no hope for her scruffy hood-rat *ss.

Saying Lohan looks beat is a f*cking understatement if I've ever heard one. Even White Oprah doesn't look that f*cking harsh.

3:49--I have also wondered lately--does this b*tch have cheek implants?

I know she's young and her cheeks SHOULD be high plump and round, but they look fake...They are too round..

what does it say on her tattoo?

'don't forget to pick up some coke and glue'???

PLEASE......EVERYONE:

This is MANDATORY!:

You must go to Dlisted to see THE most amazing close-ups of Lindsay and her hands.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Linds!!!!!!!!!

oh man, the pics at Dlisted are SAD!

She looks like she has been up partying on a 3 day bender in those photos - her make-up looks crusty and her hair looks greasy.

Does this girl seriously not see what she looks like in the mirror?

she NEEDS help desperately.It's really sad that she does not have one person, not a single person, that cares enough to do something...anything.

And what really gets me is that when she finally does OD people will come out with the same old "oh what a waste of talent, she was so beautiful, how sad..." HELP HER NOW.

She needs to help herself!!!!

Holy f-cking shit! I could grate cheese on her forehead!

I just checked out Dlisted - extremely funny pictures and an accurate portrayal of this crazy loser. For the 1 or 2 fan posters, check it out, maybe you will see the truth about this freak.

Courtney Love saif she was too skanky to work with

Lindsay still 23, whether u like or not, in her very younger age, she already make money since 4years old, and do a lot THING than other people in this entire world life.....so her life so meaningful the haters only as atribute of her life and more rude heaters will also increasing number of fans and simpatize her, she already independent personal start very young age compare what all of u guys doing here.....

for once I am loving Lindsay's outfit..and isn't Ali wearing Lindsay's shoues

Hollywood A listers were in Paris for fashion show. None were at Ungaro. .

Hollywood A listers were in Paris for fashion show. None were at Ungaro. .

6;01. Another child star unable to handle early success. She had too much too soon coming from a dysfunctional family . Only 23 and her best days are at least 4 yrs behind her.

I think she looks perfectly fine, no matter what ppl say, geez ppl