Look Who's Back In Town

X17 was the first one to report on Sam Webb and RadarOline wrote about them a day ago claiming it was EXCLUSIVE.

Your full of bullshit ,thats the building she lives EW. And she was home at 8 in the afternoon. There wasnt any party,she was home early .

I thought it smelled worse than usual! Hide you valuable, the Ho-thief is back in town!

The guy is another male model and most likely gay or bi.

Her manager is trying like crazy to re-package the slut and wants to make it look like Lindsay is back to eating peen.

Of course, no one buys it any more than they buy her "sober" act.

And at any rate, Lindsay is dunzo in the industry.

The guy is another male model and most likely gay or bi.

Her manager is trying like crazy to re-package the slut and wants to make it look like Lindsay is back to eating peen.

Of course, no one buys it any more than they buy her "sober" act.

And at any rate, Lindsay is dunzo in the industry.

I was reading some on line gossip sites in England and the Brits hate her more than we do. Hahahahahaha!

X17- she is at Empire West. Stop your BS that she was out late.

No one buys into Lohan lies anymore.
No one can put this Humpty Dumpty's career back together again.

bitch looks bloated

She looks huge!

Does that mean she could not score any jobs in Europe???? Why are we surprised?

Had the wisdom teeth out, did she? Chipmunk face!

Doesn't she look more like her father every day? NOT GOOD.

-Blacklisted from New York fashion week
-Fired and blacklisted from Ungaro
-Sent away from Dior
-Softcore porn model in Paris
-Tabloid joke in London
-Now "My Name Cheapens Things" returns to LA to continue shopping, clubbing and forgetting about the trafficked kids in India.

Lagerfeld got to slap her ass and she scored some free clothes from him. So it wasn't a complete loss.

January: Dina Lohan's ShoeHan business collapses.

February: Lindsay fired from Ungaro. Dropped from both movie roles in Dare to Love Me, and The Other Side. Now unemployed as an actress, singer and designer. Only work is selling stories to tabloids and softcore porn shoots.

March: Lindsay gets swine flu. Michael Lohan has a heart attack.

And that's just the first 3 months of the year!

This once B/C actress once had a promising future and was rocketing to the top. Now, she is throwing her life away every chance she gets. Her self-destructive habits might have gotten her attention in the past, also endangering the lives of others, but now she's putting on a whole show of a mess for random people to see. Not only is she dragging those around her into substance abuse, she's also been driving under the influence, stealing from friends, and having others pick up her messes. Most recently we hear she's been fond of Chatroulette, which normally wouldn't be a big deal because she's been dressing up and disguising herself. Except that once her identity is discovered, she'll be in big trouble. You'll know her by the illegal activities she is doing online for everyone to see, and she's almost always completely high when she does them. It won't be long until the world hears about her little secret life. Not Mischa Barton."

"She looks very fit and slim here"

Maria, get some glasses. You dumb bitch.

8:08am She was home at 8 in the afternoon?? What fcuking time is that cause I never heard of 8 in the afternoon. Must of been a "Stupid" Lohan comment anyway ROTF to your stupidty again!

Sam Webb is gay as gay. He was there for Markus NOT Lying Lohan.If it wasnt for Markus this piece of shit wouldnt even have been there.

The swine flu was to get attention. To bad she lied and hasnt died it would of been nice her and her piece of shit father going straight to hell together all in a week

Misch Barton and her should go to rehab. Mischa could not afford to pay for her groceries the other day, two of her credit cards were declined at the checkout counter.

two has-beens whose looks are gone

The UK ,Paris and France ALL hate her and The USA is stuck with her. Now talk about unfair.

Go back Lying Whore The USA is done with you and your Pathetic family.Your the laughing stock of this country you

Welcome back bb, so sad all the lonely psycho haters are quickly slithering out of their gutters and alleys to attack you upon your arrival! Not to worry Linds! They were not loved as children, this is how they show affection lol.
Please bb less partying; try acting classes, gym and addiction specialist for a change...it's more likely to revive your career than incessant partying...

RUN SAMANTHA RUN LUNATIC LOHAN IS BACK TO STALK YOU AND BANG ON YOUR DOOR AT 5AM

RUN TO HEIDIS HOUSE LOCK THE DOORS BOLT THEM SHUT

9:52 & 10:10 Is a "Stupid" Lying Lohan
LMFAO to your despration to comment on here.

F**K Off Lonhans we the people hate you

Hey LA time to play "Pass The Pig"

No one wants her for anything. except her croch kicking father

thank god lohan hate has moved back to the front page.......sheez we were left with michael lohan's heartattacks for a day or two.......welcom back linsay lohan ........we hate you!

PAY YOUR RENT AND ALL THE OTHER MONTHS YOU OWE

Wonder if you will dress as a green pig tonight???????

All the seasons fragrance make me widdle heart go pitter patter, pidder padder.

What the hell is she doing back here? I thought she was moving there? Damn, I'm going to have to postpone my "happy dance"!

It has been reported of a aweful odor in LA today
Must be Lohan back in town

She thinks if she keeps her partying behind closed doors it will make her marketable again?

Not even.

Will Ferrell said a long time ago she was over, when she was lying passed out in some hotel hallway.

At the time I thought Will was mean. Turns out the man was a g-d damn prohet.

Who is the leprechaun in the plaid shirt??????

Another day, another day closer to the Mexiacn donkey show. Lindsay and Mischa should go as twins.

LOL 12:25! I responded to your rhetorical question about leprechauns in the bottom of the charity auction thread. McAnally, Jr. did a great job describing her and her family. Perhaps a name change is in order? How does leprechaunhans sound? :)

lilo's sooo cool!!

Good to hear she didn't party...the night before (in LA) she also stayed in right? well, she just came back from all the traveling in Europe. Jet lagged much? I mean, LA-Milan-London-Paris-London-LA in a few weeks.

Look who's back in town? Yes, LiLo, we know.
Look who's back to follow her 24/7? X17, we know.

hope she goes back to europe - hollywood and their crazy paps do her no good - in europe she has more privacy and less craziness

Lindsay looks good these days. Better weight and so on.

Yeah she should go back to E-urope. Princess Diana's paps are waiting for her in a Paris tunnel.

LA was f*cking boring without La Loca

UGHhhhhhh, bad pixxx.
you follow her non-stop and this is all you can get?
(guess she hides more/more low-profile, but .......whatever)

Lilo is beautiful haters go write on some other blog

She's scum go write on a fan site.

Yessssssssssss, she's back !!!

She's a cutie.

soooo glad she's back, LA/gossip blogs boring w/out LL stories. Looks beautiful btw..

Eh...
spotted her leaving a friend's house? looks like those pics are taken inside the garage of her apartment building...

The losers keep telling us every day that they hate gorgeous Lindsay
and beautiful supermodel Ali and the entire Lohan family.
We all know that hatred is all they are capable of.
I guess it makes them feel tough to keep saying it all the time.

I like her more & more

WHORE!!!

Cutie is back in town.

she looks so much better than some months ago imo. her body, her hair, her face....well everything. she has a bangin' body again. it was good to see in those photos of her at the vogue party in Milan.

Agreed! Hwood is boring w/out her. Even this site is boring w/out her.

SHE BACK!

yeah

isn't his EW, where she lives?

S. Lutfi should manage her.

I like her too

what's Hollywood without miss Lohan?

Answer a question 4:00 P.M., Heidi Klum, Giselle Budchen, Bar Rafaeli, ALI LOHAN, Supermodel? Who is this nitwit? Delusional! Might as well add my name to that list.

5:01: Healthier.

Ugly coke bloat broke ass cracker ass cracker. Her sister and her are tools, posers, and losers. She is done in movies, music, and fashion. Hustler and hard core porn are her only career path.

4:00 p.m., here we go again with the incessant droning on and on with how loho is great, her little sister is a "supermodel" and blah blah blah. It's getting old and I'm starting to think your a Lohan yourself. It just seems weird that someone outside their family would continue to persist with claims that any reasonable person can and does objectively verify to be false. Your posts have that "my name is Lindsay Lohan and i am being victimized...no wait, crucified by everyone for no reason at all". If loho were doing as well as you claim, had fans (aside from a couple of nuts like you abroad), and were a genuinely nice person, you wouldn't need to post everyday about these rediculous contentions would you? Loho is pretty much only good for a good laugh. She brought that on herself...and you are taking this way too seriously. Your either a Bardot stalker of Lohan or your someone in her family. Either way, I think your nuts, lol.

6:08, no sorry, we don't want her either:)

5:01, better off like everywhere else she is absent.

6:19 fake kelly posted today.

Who is fake Kelly? This and 6:19 are the mischeivous Ubiquitous!

The Canadian.

6:31 is "fake Kelly" that gullible one that wants loho bad and can't stop with the schmaltzy poems which made us all want to hurl? Where she at?! Do you think it would be to mean girlish to give her that reality check she gets so indignant about?

The one who went ballistic on Jamie Spears about kidnapping and murder. She’s on Spears and Lohan. Be aware she is baiting you again.

6:43, haha, oh yes, the other nutcase! God, there's so many of those in the Lohan barrel. S*it, it's hard to keep track of all them cuckoos, lol.

Not the other nutcase, THEE nutcase! :)

Baiting me again? Expand if you can. Is that little b*tch using my monkier again?

THEE nutcase has been baiting you on Spears, Lohan and other threads for more than a year. She writes obsequious bullshit to get a reaction and see who is online. Ignore the names. Look closely at the content. To expand more it must be done privately.

6:50:) Gotcha! Please tell me she's not lurking about somewhere outside my place doing the Norman Bates thing, lol. She is quite a creeper.

6:58 :)

6:57, hmmn. Well I havent been posting for a year, lol. At any rate, in observing the content more closely, I can scope out her posts as you suggested. Sometimes you really don't even have to compare times. Her language, punctuation, and simple minded communications are basically the same. I have noticed most people ignore her but being as I like to lay out all the cards of the table, I sometimes reply because: 1.) I like to mess with mental patients; 2.) I am notoriously mischeivous; 3.) I like a good laugh; 4.) I peevishly enjoy the fact that it pi*ses her off so; and 5.) it generates laughter for the others.

6:57, admonitions duly considered though and thanks for the heads up!

Wooohooo Lilo's back!?! i heart her.

I have written and deleted four responses. Enough said.

Honestly, I do find Lohan's manner a bit intimidating and rather frightening in appearance as well. God, can you imagine if you happened to say the wrong thing in front of her? All of sudden your ducking a glass full of Grey Goose traveling directly for your face. F*ckin crap!

Lindsay has multiple interests in her career, not only acting, and she's made progress with her music. She has a new song "I wanna be bad" coming out, there was a preview of it on the Alan Carr show. Ali sounds great on her songs, her album cuts are being finalized and mixed but as of now no single is being announced. There's also good progress on 6126, their campaign might seem a bit edgy, but it'll create some buzz. Both of them model in it and the line is selling well and expanding to a full clothing line. Life isn't easy for Lindsay or Ali due to all of the media crap but they manage to produce.

It’s a woman’ pejorative to changer her mind. Here’s an idea. Play this game with the bipolar, community college educated, phone sex operator. She seems like the type to get off on circle jerks. If you think this is amusing read OP/watermelon. It’s not amusing to me.

How annoyed am I? I wrote pejorative instead of prerogative.

9:22, are you suggesting Lindsay Lohan has a "mind"? That is perhaps the most, well, shall we say, interesting concept you have evinced in your posts as of yet, lol. Again another who is taking this all way too seriously, Fact is, if you don't laugh at her, there's only a depressing child star gone wayward story,(boring) since she is now the poster child for "Here is how to waste your youth and opportunities and hurry off to nowhereland fast". There is, I might say, something quite annoying, if you will, about that entire reality, but I prefer to laugh. Carry on with your annoyed state of affairs. I'm going to go out on a limb here and surmise that you are in the minority if you think she is nothing but a joke of epic proprotion, and that is putting it lightly.

Ubiquitous are you feeling alright tonight?

Ubiquitous, it wasn’t a snide remark. Are you feeling alright tonight?

10:27, I am well, lol. Are you just 9:22 then? You lost me a little with that one and it was posted directly following 9:13. and no author. Who did you direct your post to???? Perhaps, I am on the defensive because I have been "lurked" a bit, if you will. AND how are you?

10:27, did I commit a blunder. If so, my apologies.

She was an absolute nightmare to work with....I mean, she was sooo sweet and I would definately work with her again! Honest a truly she I would. xoxo

I checked the box for "Do you want us to remember you?" It works 50% of the time. If you get past the misspelled word and typos, it’s a free matchmaker offer for the mental patient! Oh well.

I'm sorry you're feeling "lurked".

My day? I've been busy extinguishing small fires (not mine). So goes life.

10:41 No worries. :)

Not anymore

Not anymore?

Jane Fonda! (I don't like her either).

10:53, Gotcha. Donot be annoyed by her posts. Rather, look forward to them, as they are hilarious, not so much in content, but just the fact that it's the same old broken record, repeated with a kind Stephen King freakishness. In fact, when she lists the whole imaginary lit. of all the "accomplishments", my eyes literally immediately glaze over the post and move onto the next-this is the benefit of selective reading. Today, one poster suggested I shouldn't mess with her because she is "baiting me", which caused me to think about it and decide I would never pass up a challenge, although it is becoming clear she can pose none. Bummer.

11:01?

She's an irritant like a rash.

Ubiquitous the 10:57 poster wrote "Not anymore" I had the same reaction. What?

Something in your 11:06 comment is wrong but it doesn't matter.

11:16, well because of the First Amendment, she is free to voice her opinions. Did you know that ML threatened bloggers not to write facts concerning his little bloho or they would be "prosecuted and sued"?; obviously, the dumb whore got her genetic predisposition for stupidity from ML, and ratification of the First. Amend. is going to be news to ML. The Canadian's comments are the flip side of the coin. The good with the bad. Love it or hate it, she's has her little inferior thought processes that cause her to drival out the mouth (foam at the mouth when she is having an episode of stupidity and rage)but they merely serve as a relatively insignificant reminder of just what a joke LL how become.

glad she's back in her hometown; she's a hottie

11:23, K.

Ubiquitous you and I are thinking about different things. You’re thinking about ML threatening bloggers and an ignoramus writing blog comments. I’m thinking about overt and veiled threats in email by two people.

11:23, eew. She's gross.

Don’t ask for details because I won’t write a word about it on a blog.

I forgot, hi lurker!

I see. In relation to posts made on LL threads or are you referencing the Sam thing? Or is it o.k. to ask?

11:32, I understand.

You described it as an abstraction. Perhaps it is to you.

Do you mind me asking, why do you care about this at all?

I have another question. You are happy to play with the "mental patient" and are actively encouraging her to stay. Why?

11:43, sorry I had to check on what "abstraction" means, lol. Hence, time lapse.

11:44, I don't mind and I asked only because: 1.) it appeared a matter of significance to you; and 2.) I am acquainted with the caluous nature of Lohan family, particularly the bully tactics of ML. If the threatening/intimidating tactics you mention were to deter exercise of protected speech aimed at loho on these threads, it would only enhance my general disdain for them and cement the conclusion they are indeed, well worthy of the criticism they rightly generate. Didn't mean to pry.

Let me refresh your memory.

12:51, your posts have sharpened my abstract humor, hence me taking the opportunity for the Machete dialogue.

You didn’t have difficulty grasping abstractions three days ago. It was your word not mine.

12:03, not encouraging her to stay. At the same time, she is going to utilize her speech to perpetuate her non-sense I am not going to shy away from: 1.) demonstrating what a boring buffoon she is; and 2.) continuing to uplift the arena with a good laugh, which is the upside of it all. At best, she will eventually leave of her own volition; at worst, I will continue to demonstrate her Nazi dogma will not deter the humor that Lohan has herself, invited. This approach tends to frustrate these types. Also, I am mischeivous and I think I am really close to driving her over the edge very soon, lol.

Did you write this: "Ever had one of those days where you just. don't. give. a sh*t. about collateral damage?"

The Taliban commenter stopped posting when you joined me in this thread. Strange.

This was my favorite feature don't.(period) give.(period) a sh*t. (period)

12:13, I am familiar with the definition of abstract, in terms of "abstract humor", "abstract painting"; but I have never used the word "abstraction". Obviously, I know it means to relate something using other means than the obvious; however, I wanted to be sure about it's meaning in the context in which you were specifically referencing it in relation to our immediate conversation. I think, in terms of what you were conveying, I was intended "to minimize" while "informing" about a general subject matter. You are not thinking that I am posing as THEE Ubiquitous, are you? I do doubt the Lurker has been able to sufficiently demonstrate to this point such articulate thought processes and command of the English language. Her little hokes of assuming Schonheit, was as close to clever as she could get:(

You are encouraging her to stay. You know she's like a rabid dog foaming at the mouth. You taunt her up and she comes after me. There’s a phrase for that kind of thing. Oh I remember, collateral damage.

12:14, no, I did not. Do I ever write anything reflecting such an abberant and incoherent train of thought?

12:16, your killing my joke. The Taliban is me but I'm pretty sure I gave myself away by attributing them in perenthesis as (a bunch of druggies). I was merely making fun of 12:26 and 12:28, just as another poster sometimes posts as "maria" and states "Any suggestions for my yeast infection?". Collateral damage is not me, I assure you, although I still do not appreciate the significance.

Moreover, I did not perceive that taunting Lurker is perceived by YOU as inviting too much attack on you. Indeed, when she does, I either initiate or follow up a tag team against her and Loserfans. Did I do something out of line?

At any rate, the Lurker is being given far too much prominence on this thread and quite frankly, isn't really worthy. This thread is about laughing it Lohan, isn't it? Team wars cannot be good for the cause, right?

Sleep well.

I won’t.

12:22, I know, lets all tuck our tails between our hineys and make delusional posts about how loho is a success and baby her little sorry a*ss fans while were at it because of a creeper. W.t.f? Uh, sorry I'm not down with that Omnipresent. This site is not a fansite. If that's what they want, they're gonna have to go somewhere else.

12:44, ?. You've lost me.

Ubiquitous, I had a hard day and needed some night air to clear my mind. I understand you may not read this until morning. At 12:47 you were reading between lines that don’t exist. We have more similarities than differences in our worldviews. I did not (nor would I) ask you to change. Your choices are your own, as are mine. As with all things in life, if something negatively impacts me (as this does) I’m responsible for making the necessary adjustment. I understand she is insignificant to you, I hope you will understand she is menacing to me. Being here is not an obligation, it is a choice for each of us. I need to think about whether I want to be here under these conditions.

2:14, o.k. Have a good nite.

You too.