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Crypt Above Marilyn Monroe's Is For Sale, Somewhere Lindsay Lohan Is Freaking Out...
Posted on Fri Aug 14, 2009 01:59 PM PDT
OMG, this would be the ultimate purchase for Lindsay Lohan! Well, if she can afford it, that is!
The crypt above Marilyn Monroe's at the Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park cemetery is currently listed for sale on eBay for a staggering $500,000, reports the LA Times. Elsie Poncher, the wife of the late Richard Poncher is selling her husband's grave in order to help pay off the $1.6 million mortgage on her Beverly Hills estate. "I can't be more honest than that," she said. "I want to leave it free and clear for my kids."
Poncher died 23 years ago, and his wife says he bought the crypt from DiMaggio during his divorce from Monroe in 1954. Though $500,000 seems like a bit much, a grave a few spots away from Monroe's is listed a $250,000, and Hugh Hefner purchased the one next to hers for $75,000 in 1992, so it looks like someone's going to shell out some big bucks for a one of a kind resting place.
Maybe Lindsay can ask for a cash advance on her next two films?
Think Lindsay will buy this? You know she wants to!
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missing news???
x17 is missing their girl LiLo - haha
without lindsay this site is nothing ! (most gossipsites btw).
Buy it Lindsay !
Linds was (for a short time) in LA yesterday; (i quess she already left LA again)
See: fadedyouthblog and celebrity-gossip
2.21 in those articles they mention she left sam's house, but it's HER OWN house she's seen leaving ! stupid gossipsites........urghhhh
she is so nasty, lame and BALDING!!!
DON'T WORRY BOUT LINDSAY WHEN SHE DIE'S ANY OF THE MANY SEWERS IN HOLLYWOOD ARE WAITING FOR HER !
hahaha, 'somewhere LL is frealing out about the crypt above Marilyn Monroe's'.
It looks to me X17 is freaking out about Lindsay not being in LA !
So they post a old pic of her and make a story.
They probably don't have much 'hits' anymore now Lindsay is out of LA a lot.
Nothing to talk about right???
99% of gossips are about my girl Lilo...who you goin talk about now?!
You guys said she makes million with her tan product now x17 is saying she doesn't have money. Pathetic!! Pick one story and stick with it. I know you guys miss Lilo but stop with the stupid story.
Heres a story I stick by. Lindsay sux poopy doodies.
Paps are missing miss Lohan !!! that's for sure.
Now they come up with these kinda stories....HA.
and like x17 says in the story above; after Machete she's shooting 2 other movies - one in (or around) NY.
What is x17 gonna do then ? they can miss Lindsay ! without Lindsay this site makes NO or LESS $ ! I think they gonna follow her. Hope not !
Like splashnewsonline who already made pix of lindsay (yesterday) in Austin. They're sooooo hungry for LL-pix; her pix sell and that means $
no story x17 ha, more time 4 x17 ppl 2 blow each other lol, rohan happy 4eva, x17 ha
Who cares where this bitch is buried? Stick her skinny ass in a landfill somewhere. WHORE!
Hi stupid X17 paps - still waiting 4 another Lindsay is blonde now post! That's coming soon as u get more and more desperate. X17 paps can't go to Texas unless they drive becuz all airports know them as terrorists. They were busy blowing each other yesterday when Lindsay came to LA so they missed the story/shot.
Ha, ha, ha! Cash advance for next two films! Silly girl isn't going to GET that much!
I would be more than willing to pay for a grave for lindsay lohan on one condition. She would have to get inside the coffin and stay six feet under. She can not pull a "i know who killed me" move and somehow be brought back from the dead. It would be my present to her and she can look at it as a way of me trying to help her meet the person that she idolizes the most: marilyn monroe. I can see why lindsay loves marilyn so much because they have a lot of things in common. A lack of talent, drug addiction, alcoholism, insanity, and the fact that they would sleep with anyone who would advance their careers are just a few of the similarities that they share. I can even see lindsay playing marilyn in a movie if it were about the last days of marilyn monroe's life. She would be perfect for the part because lindsay looks as if she is nearing the end of her own life.
I am no fan of Lindsay but I think this is a plain stupid thread. You should be embarressed for being so dumb
Dont pass up this opportunity LOLhan! And it would be even more awesome if you could use it NOW!!!!!!! Please take Stacey, Danny, Chin Abela, Mylilito and Goddess of Bunk with you.
Poor Blohan. She can't steal or squat in a well known crypt! She must be distraught! And by the way she's going, she'll soon need a burial plan. I suggest a nice landfill somewhere. Or depending on how she kills herself, maybe a haz mat site.
i love the posts from delusional dina,
the monster who had plastic surgery performed on a 15 year old,for the sole purpose of being looked at, to advance a non-existent career ,chastising people for looking.
and being called a loser by that moron,is like being called rude by charles manson.
that wealthy line she uses..guess she forgets it was in the papers about her owing back taxes..which in other words means lindsay couldn't pay.
as the spawn of that devil..there's no wonder that lindsay is the way she is.
2:23 your right! They even say she must of had a fuss with Sam cause she was in no mood to talk to those damn PAPS. And here Sam wasn't even in LA at the time. But now Lindsay is in New York with Sam and everything is fine!!!
Lindsay and Samantha are spotted together in NY (ppl who saw them together wrote that on twitter).
2.21 you're right - lindsay came from texas to LA - then she flew right away to NY (where samantha already was).
On twitter ppl write they just spotted LL and SR together in NY. Sam has to dj on saturday in NY (private event), so LL and SR will probably spend the whole weekend in NY.
Poor x17 !
8.09
hahaha, last weekend LL was in chicago for sam's bday, this week she went to Austin, Texas (Machete) and now she's in NYC with SR.
X17 is freaking out !!!!!!!!! haha
2.21 / 2.23 / 7.50
yes, those stories at fadedyouthblog and celebrity-gossip s*ck !
first: Lindsay leaves her 'own' house !
second: at the time lindsay was in LA yesterday, sam was heading to (or was already in) new york.
(lindsay flew from texas to LA, stayed very short in LA and then flew to new york).
TWITTER !!!!!!!!
Yep, LiLo & SamRo are spotted together in NY (right now in a cafe).
People (who live in in new york) jsut wrote on twitter they saw lindsay & samantha together in new york.
Goooooooooo ROHAN !
8:14 Agree. They are reduced to a studip item about Marylin's crypt
lindsay looks like the crypt keeper
Wow, loads of tweets (you have to do a bit searching because anyone on set has been asked not to twitter)
Most common comments about BloHo.:
-her friggin' freckles-seems like she has a zillion and they are UGLY. And deeply lined forehead.
-her balding and receding hairline-it's for real
-chain smoking---fingers stained and smelly of ciggies
-her coarse and obnoxious voice
-and finally, everyone is, "What is up with her 15 year old sister trailing her everywhere--and she (Ali) is impossible to hold a conversation with"
Anyway, hope she is there for awhile, cause L.A. air is a lot cleaner with her there and the stories and pics coming from the set are soooo rich with entertainment value!
You are like the tombs of the prophets; bright and shiny on the outside, but inside, full of dead mans bones.
Bloho, Hospice-Sam and all your stupid hanger-ons:
STAY OUT of downtown, esp. the East Village...no one here wants your smelly-lesbo train wreck around here.
You are so laughably unhip (witness the ridiculous music show Mark Ronson just hosted with Sam and friends....
(yeah, we all wish a real gangsta would corner your little white asses in an alley-way and then we would see what would be left of you!)
...your whiney voices are all so obnoxious and you aren't even a fraction as clever as you think you are.
Scoot back to L.A. where the air is as stinky as you all are.
great comment after seeing recent pics of her on set in Austin:
"She looks like she's been anally raped with an ugly stick that was dipped in fake movie theater popcorn butter."
another comment:
"I seriously thought about labeling these pictures of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete as NSFW, because I can only assume most places have a strict "no necrophilia porn" policy.
I can't believe that just five years ago I wanted to lick this chick's cl*t like a newborn kitten. Remember when she used to look HOT?
WTF, Lindsay? Jesus, people infected with gamma radiation don't change this fast.
linds and sam are together in New York (according to people on twitter who spotted them).
Hopefully they're shopping for hospices.
What the hell happened to Sammy boy???
www.bit.ly/eiXba
Heard tonight Mark Ronson's show with Sammy boy on it. Marky probably was very high as usual, and SR sounded at least drunk.
Hmmm I just wonder- any one of the Ronsons ever are completely sober or not? Definitely not ;)
to 1.53
poor sammy boy :(
I read Samantha's twitter and all she whined on about was her f***ing porsche. Yeah keepin it real Sammy and down with the kids. The Ronson's are a joke and I would not listen to any sh***y radio show with there annoying whiny voices on. As for Lilo girl is finished.
this is one of the most stupid "news" I've been reading here, really, stop that!
addicted to:
smoking,shopping, perscription drugs, street drugs, twitter, attention, shopping, booze, caffiene, lying
Wow, Bloho and her family, hanger-ons and lesbo GF....what fabulous role models.
Why are losers jealous of the lovely Lohan sisters?
Because Lindsay & Ali have talent,wealth,beauty and success.
Losers have nothing. Well they do have hate,ugliness and anger.
This is stupid. When Lindsay is out of town X17 has no content
This is stupid. When Lindsay is out of town X17 has no content
Whether you love her, hate her or don't care, I think we can all agree LL is not a woman who is going to age well.
9:37 please read the comment from 8:49
then look at pictures of 15 yr old Ali who complete looks like she is in her 30ish which is nothing to be proud of cause 15 yrs are sposed to look cute not old
Why in the world would your demented mind think any one would be jealous of this white trash trailer park family?
You need your brain checked!! And do it quickly!!
eeewwwww....Bloho and Hospice-Sam hangin' in my NYC neighborhood this weekend---what trashy and haggard looking stoners...GO BACK TO L.A.!!!!!!
X17 paps are pulling their hair out like in Sammy boy's song. They miss "Leeenszey, you loouk prettey Leendszey!!" They are all used to each other's blowing techniques so they are even getting bored of that! Please come back to l.a. asap Lindsey because none of these X17 paps can go to NY -they are all former terrorists and cannot take an airplane. Thanks Leenszey!
saw her in NY today ....Po' white trash, she looks like a Salem witch.
when I them here in NY today lindsay was crying and samantha looked pissed and as if she wanted nothing to do with her
These two idiots can take there crap back to LA cause we here in NY dont want these skanks in our city
Oh LiLo was sobby something about the Hamptons
Lindsay is in Long Island with the family.
5:20 well looking at twitter, it looks like both Linds & Sam are fine since they both twit eachother & Sam left Linds twit with a :) happy face!!
Hail Orange Skeletor!
x17 THANK YOU-----another Bloho-free weekend!! Just wish she would get the hell out of our neck of the woods-----the air stinks since she got here in NY.
it was about time ...... she was getting so old - in Lohan years
Lindsay is desperate for cash and she needs money as soon as possible so she has decided that she wants to be in a topless show in las vegas. She met with the director of "peepshow" in sin city and told him that she would be willing to do whatever it is that he wants her to do for the role. Her response to doing the show is "if they make me an offer and the money is right then i will do it." If any of you have seen recent photos of lindsay then you are probably thinking what i am thinking. It is not a good idea for her to show off her boobs because of how they look. They look like they would be the boobs of a 63 year old, not a 23 year old. If you were to compare what she looked like in mean girls to what she looks like now you would not believe that it was the same person. She was well endowed and full of life back then. Now she looks as if she could collapse any day now and cease to exist.