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Big Fat Hoe!

HO is right! At least that reminded me to feed my gold fish!


Anyway, Happy HOlidaze to X17!

Nice picture X17.
Merry Xmas Lindsey.
Merry Xmas X17
Much Love:)

Oh gross Skank han now im not hungry for Christmas dinner

Thanks alot x17

Merry Christmas to All except the Rotten Lying Lohans Karma to you Lohans

Merry Christmas to All of you guys !!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS BRITNEY SPEARS : )

Thank God for Lindsay Lohan w/o x 17 would
go out of business. Merry Xmas Lindsay love you. wishing you good Karma for the new year.

Merry Christmas Hank,Kendra and new baby

why im i suprised the haters don't even take xmas day off. God Bless you Lindsay
Merry Xmas

That's kind of mean! The girl just likes to have fun, let her live her life as she wants.

FOR MY DARLING LINDSSS MERRY CHRISTMAS FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILY ....
LINDSAY THIS IS RUMOR YOU JEW ?
OR B/C SAMANTHA YOU CHANGING YOUR FAITH?

Go to perez hilton look at he picutures of Sam Ronson and John Mayer ha ha ha
she not a celebrity. they both look drunk,also check to fron to Johns pants lol lol

Is Saman & John Mayer bff's now? What will Lindsay think?

Maybe Saman is trying to make Lindsay jealous with John Mayer cause Lindsay was out with that model guy Adam Senn a couple of days before for her sister's b'day party

LOOK AT ALL THE COKE INSIDE HER NOSE!

LOOK AT ALL THE COKE INSIDE HER NOSE!

Is this pic recent??

Use that pic when she Ods

this is not a recent picture.

omg!!! thats like an eight ball up her nose oh my!!!

I'm actually glad I didn't know until now that they make those retarded Snuggies in Pepto Puke Pink.

Extended Ceasefire

Fungus Firecrotch

ewww Blohan is so nasty

Gawd look at that mouth and imagine everywhere it's been....puke.

Merry Skankmess X17. May 2010 be just as smelly and crusty as 2009.

It is amazing how many grown people still believe in fairy tails

go check out the pictures of Samantha
on the other web sites. ewwwwwwwwww i wonder why x 17 didn't post them yet

Lindsay is disgusting!!!!!

7:30 I agree. And they got the Ho Ho Ho right

Samantha is going to have the "Best" New Years Eve in sydney w/o Lindsays bullshit drama

Youtube-lindsay lohan robs a bank

We should not be surprised that the Lindsay haters do not take Christmas off.
They like to hate successful people like the Lohan family 366 days a year.

isn't there an island somewhere that will take this attention whore,along with octo-mom,jon and kate,speidi and all the other famous for doing nothing
fame-whores!?!
be nice to see talented people,who don't act like fools,get some exposure.

monster mummy is so successful,yet every comment from complete strangers rattles her cage...yeah real confident there.
people who "claim" to be rich don't have a problem paying taxes,and have to sell used clothing to make money.
you don't see the simpsons having to do that.
they are actually rich in reality as opposed to just in the head of a delusional 'stage mother from hell' with no conscience.

Why is loser 11:29 still stalking Mother Of The Year Dina?
O.K. We know he's jealous.

there there scarecrow with a mop on her head looking...monster.
poor lonely old talentless child exploiter is calling me a man...she only wishes a man was paying attention to her.
don't despair monster i'm sure you'll find another ex-felon eventually.
funny how you mention stalking...another lohan trait.

how does it feel to be so crippled inside...no validation from infamy,huh!?!
i would suggest seeking out God to Save your pitiful soul...but everyone knows you were created below!
enjoy your lonely night.

Blohan

--stop tweeting about hunger...you trivialize and taint everything you touch

Sooo f*cking fug.


She's just really unfortunate looking.

I remember when she used to be an actress.

Pray tell. What is going on with LiLo's face there?

It has the hue of rotting magenta.

Sam can handle drunk...
and she hasn't been in rehab 3 times,
has not been in a hit and run,
has not had to wear ankle monitor,
has not been sued multiple times,
has a thriving career at doing what she wants to do,
has lots of loving friends and family, shows up to gigs on time,
and doesn't have to beg for twitter followers.

(And thus far, no porno photo shoots.)

Lindsay Lohan has made a $1 million end-of-year donation to the SOS Children's Villages to support keeping siblings together in SOS homes rather than separated in traditional foster care.

SOS-Florida and SOS-Illinois were founded over fifteen years ago to provide an alternative form of foster care in the US - that puts an end to multiple placements, separation from siblings, physical and sexual abuse or neglect and abandonment, according to the group's website.

Lohan said of the donation, "I have seen first-hand the remarkable job SOS does to raise orphaned and abandoned children and keep families together. No one 'ages out' of an SOS Village: vocational training, advanced education, living assistance and moral support are there forever."

She said: "In this holiday season, many of us take for granted that we are surrounded by loving family members. The poor outcomes for foster children indicate that we must do a much better job of supporting them."

Dina pleads, "Leave Lindsay alone. Let her be a real 23-year-old. Let her grow, and let her artistic abilities flourish. She is a very creative girl. The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius."

12:03 Clearly, every single word out of Dina's mouth is pure fantasy wrapped in a layer of gin and dumb.

December 2, 2009 Merrick Daily Sun,
In a stunning showing of selfless holiday spirit, troubled and out of work starlet Lindsay Lohan has contributed one million Marlboro Miles to the starving orphans of the slums of India. When asked what prompted this important showing of contrition the Slumdog Million Miler stated, "I think it's necessary in the spirit of the holidays to give these poor bastards a leg up on an important habit that will help curtail the grumbling in their stomaches and give them a sense of self-importance in their daily lives. My awseome and loving parents made sure when we were young children to learn the fine art of smoking and all about the wonderful benefits smoking can give you in your daily life! It's just little ol' me showing my true heart and I hope that you all can see this." When asked about why she would want to expose young children to the dangers of smoking Lohan retorted, "Pssssshaaw! You don't really believe anything the government tells you, do you? My eyes are tearing up just thinking of how sweet and considerate my mom was slipping extra packs into our Britney Spears lunch boxes for the few years we were forced to be in school! I want these kids to be given the same chances we were and I hope everyone will read about me...I mean my gift and be filled with the Holy Smoke and give in similar ways." Lohan then snubbed out her fifth cigarette in as many minutes and winked a reddened eye and coughed out a quick flirtation, "Wanna go out for a smoke break? I've got my kneepads!" I thanked her and politely declined, as I felt my way through the smoke filled room for the door knob. I was never so happy to find a door knob in an emergency!

December 24, 2009 Merrick Daily Sun,
In a stunning showing of selfless holiday spirit, troubled and out of work starlet Lindsay Lohan has contributed one million Marlboro Miles to the starving orphans of the slums of India. When asked what prompted this important showing of contrition the Slumdog Million Miler stated, "I think it's necessary in the spirit of the holidays to give these poor bastards a leg up on an important habit that will help curtail the grumbling in their stomaches and give them a sense of self-importance in their daily lives. My awseome and loving parents made sure when we were young children to learn the fine art of smoking and all about the wonderful benefits smoking can give you in your daily life! It's just little ol' me showing my true heart and I hope that you all can see this." When asked about why she would want to expose young children to the dangers of smoking Lohan retorted, "Pssssshaaw! You don't really believe anything the government tells you, do you? My eyes are tearing up just thinking of how sweet and considerate my mom was slipping extra packs into our Britney Spears lunch boxes for the few years we were forced to be in school! I want these kids to be given the same chances we were and I hope everyone will read about me...I mean my gift and be filled with the Holy Smoke and give in similar ways." Lohan then snubbed out her fifth cigarette in as many minutes and winked a reddened eye and coughed out a quick flirtation, "Wanna go out for a smoke break? I've got my kneepads!" I thanked her and politely declined, as I felt my way through the smoke filled room for the door knob. I was never so happy to find a door knob in an emergency!

That is why I love her.

can hohan be any less self-aware...
has she not seen that her phoniness in the past didn't lead to getting good roles or change her horrible reputation.
her fake concern is so see through.

LiLo post on twitter is such crap!!

9:45 Nice spoof!!

But seriously, the Lohans don't have a pot to piss in (it is Angelina & Brad who are donating the million).

"ragers should've won!!!"


spoken as a true Rangers fan

9:45 LOL!

No Linds only shows up in a third world country for 4 days on a PAID gig (& on the heels of her porno/muse pics being released), claims to have have had a "life-changing"experience there, sends inane tweets that organizations in India denounce and want to sue her over, then hops a plane back to L.A. and starts her clubbing-shopping routine again.

Angelina & Brad should be shamed by the commitment Lindsay has shown!

8:40---After spending 4 months teaching non-native English speakers, I'm pretty sure LL is NOT a native English speaker.

8 38 Just to let you and others know at Lohanhouse web site there are Lohan things for sale and Lindsay posted on her twitter:

"!!!! today to holiday shop At lohanhouse .com we will also set a potion will go to charity !!!!!!!".

I support potions for charity.

I'm concerned about the giving of potions to charities...

How do the Lohans not know that people are laughing at them?

9:09
That would take a modicum of self-awareness.

Something totally foreign to these folks.

9:45 Nice spoof!!

But seriously, the Lohans don't have a pot to piss in....(it is Angelina & Brad who are donating the million, for real).

1:33 finally admits to hating Britney as much as he hates Lindsay.
That's a little bit different than his same boring comments.
He still denies he's jealous. He can't even count correctly.

Pray tell. What is going on with LiLo's face there?

It has the hue of rotting magenta.


LOL!!!!!!!!

The Lohans sure do call alot of Gossip sites and newspaper to get there Lies out. Its Hilarious
I like the Ali birthday dinner when Dina says a insider, Insider she really means her LOL

more from desperate, pathetic Blohan twitter:

"i need MORE followers i am so sad about this"

“A lot has happened, but we’ll end the year on a positive note. We always have a big celebration, we always invite all manner of strays and friends to join in,” Dina Lohan reportedly told the New York Post.

....Linds tweeting pics of herself wearing her multi-thousand dollar Stella McCartney jumpsuit (and begging for more followers).

Am sure all the kids in India are rooting for her to shop and spend more on herself.

On Lohanhouse, omg did you check out their COLLECTABLES section!!?

(And does anyone want to mention to them that "COLLECTABLES" is another one of the website's many misspellings?

Christmas spirit will never get into you.No matter what, you will keep on making rude and mean comments and nothing is going to change this.One thing is for sure Lohans family will always be in the top of everything whether you like it or not.Your addiction on them has become soooo big that you will never give up talking about them.Mrs Dina should be proud of her and her family and just laugh with all these.They deserve(WE ALL DO)so much better from all this.

It pissed you off, so that's a bonus! Did the pacifier fall out of your ass again?

Poor thing, I understand she was so frustrated she was climbing the walls.

Lindsay, marry me.
I PROMISE I won't pimp the kids for lines of bathtub crank or trade your diary for a pair of Paris's used underwear.

Maria keeps making positive comments about the Lohans.
The losers keep making negative comments about everyone
but they always claim that they not jealous or hateful.
Who is happier? Who helps People?

Hope Lindsay ends 2009 on a high note---

clubbing
shopping
and with no movie role in sight

Yes, Blohan is quit the hero. Exploiting innocent children and lying about it for publicity and robbing from everyone, rich and poor, to give to....herself!

Lindsay's trendsetting look of 2009:

coke bloat + botox

757 ILOL

and don't forget:

orange skin
high heels with shiny leggings
man-hands
and LOTS of cigarette smoking

To adopt an abused addict child.

What the hell!!! Is that COKE in her nose!?????