New BFFs Alert!

Ali is sooooooooooooo GRRRRROOOOSSSSSS!!!

If you hang some bones around Alis neck my dog will play with her

Three little Piggys

associating with Lindsay Lohan = unemployment

SKANK ALERT

SKANK ALERT

SKANK ALERT

SKANK ALERT

The cokehead sisters....

RUN TAYLOR RUN these two are Toxic and will bring you down
Knowing Lindsay she is just useing Taylor Ali said her dream is to be on Gossip Girls
RUN TAYLOR RUN!!!
SAMANTHA DID

x17 crap.

BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!

BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!

WE WANT BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!

NO LINDSAY,NO SOPHIA MONKKK


BRITNEY!!!!HEY!!!!!!

WE WANT BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!

NO LINDSAY,NO SOPHIA MONKKK


BRITNEY!!!!HEY!!!!!!

sam ran after she used lindsay, no loss for
linds

x17 is really desperate now. Only the dumb, rabid haters will run with this.

LILO's friends have always been older- BRITNEY,PARIS, RODENT, NICOLE BITCHIE, MORTON... the evidence is clear. Stop insinuating an improper association between these two- it's innocent

Glad that LILO seems to have dumped Rodent. Focus on your career, girl; relationships can wait. You're young.

where is the rodent pussy mike lohan been hiding...whats up court car runner and ducker..LMFAO LMFAO..even Erin figured out what a PUSSY you are,,,PRISON MINISTER CONVICT...even lindsay ali cody and michael know you are`an asshole and HATE YOU..Go back to your wefare Trailer with your ugly Mother,,,dogshit face,,,Fess up to your hooker Child in Court lol lol..while you went missing from your last family that HATE YOU CONVICT...

5:29 To bad all the friends you listed for Bald-han all HATE her and she has NO friends not even Patrick her coke dealer wants to be abused by her anymore

5:25 Samantha used lindsay than its no big loss for samantha not baldhan get your story straight
You prove your stupidity comment is the Lohans

YEA I THINK MIKE ONLINE LOW-HAN SHOULD CALL THE PRESS AND WEB SITES WITH HIS CURRENT COURT HEARINGS LMFAO,,LMFAO...YOU STUPID ASSSSS..LOL LOL.....ERIN LOVES ME NOW..LOL

5:25 your funny Brits family wouldnt let either one of these skanky lohans around there daughter!! so shut the fcuk up !! Your comment you must be one of skank-hans teenie bobber fan club
isnt it passed your bed time??

Soffi HATES HATES HATES Lindsanity all back turn on Lindsanity she is the laughing stock
Feel sorry forher when she comes back to LA you will see

Soffi HATES HATES HATES Lindsanity all backs turn on Lindsanity she is the laughing stock
Feel sorry for her when she comes back to LA you will see

What a sour facial expression that Taylor Momson has...looks like a permanent scowl/sneer...looks like she's always disgusted with something.
She gives me the creeps when I see her face...

What a sour facial expression that Taylor Momson has...looks like a permanent scowl/sneer...looks like she's always disgusted with something.
She gives me the creeps when I see her face...

What a sour facial expression that Taylor Momson has...looks like a permanent scowl/sneer...looks like she's always disgusted with something.
She gives me the creeps when I see her face...

Ali is the youngest of these three and she looks three times older thats so creepy ewwwooo

Sam seems to be happy in LA because "gross" Lindsay is NYC. Lindsay can stay in NYC and keep whoring it up like she always does.

Digging in the trash again X17? Who's to say that young thing isn't for Lindsay? You never know with the Lomans.

OK........THE END IS NEAR

How come we never see Dina Lohan with a man? Just curious. I'm thinking no one decent wants anything to do with her but, surely she sees someone.

6:07 I just saw that on samanthas twitter she will be with alot of her friends tonight having a BLAST!!

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Everybody in LA is regretting the arrival of Lindsay back in LA

LA was nice without her and not one soul missed her

The only time her name came up was with the tons of laughs that went around when everyone heard about Undrgo using her

She is the laughing stock of LA

Theres bets being taking as we speak if there will be another robbery LOL

6:07 So true with her whoring ways seems like the only one that will give her any kind of attention at all these days is a old dried up pervert man
Go lindsay you showed everyone this week what a whore you really are,job well done it was Huge!!

6:14 To answer your question "Would you have Dina"????

Sam doesn't miss having a psycho banging on her door at 4 am.

Dina is her manager. Enough said.

Dina is her manager. Enough said.

Possibly trying to turn all of hollywood's new girls in carpet munchers?

Lindsay from everyone in LA Please Please Please stay in New York No one wants you back here!!
You have a nice home in Merrick stay there we really dont want you back in our clubs or shops and diffantly dont wont your sister tailing behind you
we have had enough and you have given LA a bad name between the paps that you call sneaking your underage sister into our clubs stealing from our jewlery store calling LAPD for no reason useing our tax dollars
go back to school and make something of yourself cause your so done here and we are so done with your drama and attention seeking ways
Really theres nothing here for you please stay away
Go to NYU and get some fashion schooling if this is what you want.
Sincerly,
The People of LA
Peace Lindsay

Lindsay wants to get herself a gig from Gossip Girl. NO thanks! Gossip Girl is doing fine without an unprofessional actress like Lindsay.

Lindsay FYI there wil be NO Welcome home banner waitting for you at LAX

7:50 not only LL but Ali said its her dream come true to be on that show
NEWS FLASH NOT one person on that show would have them or put up with them..
LL wanting to be on that show just proves she is sooooo desprate and has nothing more in her career thats all she needs to face the facts that she has burned ALL her bridges in Hollywood and thers not one person left that wants her after Undrgo drops her thers nothing left for her
But thanks for pointing that out
It will never happen ask the ppl over at Ugly Betty word dose get around about her

Where are the parents/guardians of Taylor Momsen?
Who in their right mind would let a 16 year old hang out with the Lohan skanks?
Momsen already looks a bit slutty, better put a stop to this friendship real fast.

8:02 LMFAO that was great and so true!!
You rock Bi-och!!!

P4robably not an "improper association" but the Lohans are a bad influence for sure on Tayler.

Only one reason anyone would hang with Blohan, drugs! Such a sad sign that Blohan is going to corrupt yet another person! And she will too! First her dumb ugly older younger sister and now Talor. Someone needs to stop Blohan cold in her tracks before she drags more people down to make them suffer! This HO is like a drowning person who will drag down anyone she can pull under with her! What a complete piece of shit Blohan is!

Did anyone see the new Knee pads LL made Ali buy
I heard Ali cant wait to use them in the bathroom at the Crown bar when she gets back to LA LL told her in stall #3 the guy that comes in there has better coke than the guy in stall# 2 but she was just saying

Is it me or dose it look like Ali and has anyone seen pictures of Monster Mother and me likey the new name "Devil Mother" are going bald too. Must be the Adderial. Lost of hair is a side effect and it seems to be running in this family big time. Why would you take something that you shouldnt be taking to lose weight and your hair I dont get it??

I just saw Samantha leaving to meet her friends for dinner and she looked so cute. Funny about this girl you cant say hot she's just cute and her smile is so awesome makes you smile back
Theres just something about Samantha that makes you go Hummmmm with a smile :)
Love ya samantha wish I was cuddling you tonight have fun with your friends and have fun DJing with your buddies tonight will be AWESOME for you
I heart Samantha she is way to cute

you can see from the gutter trash's comments..she's still condoning the same behavior she allowed when lindsay was ali's age..
monster mummy is just a worthless piece of garbage,will the effing fool show up with a camera crew when visiting ali in rehab,like she did with lindsay.
stage mother from HELL..no doubt.
and HELL is where she will be returning,immediately wouldn't be soon enough.

It's not only Monster Dearest, but Pappy Bloho also shared his education with the young coke snappers as well!:

"Teenage movie star Lindsay Lohan has confessed she once smoked marijuana, despite insisting last year she was anti-drugs. The 18-year-old Mean Girls star has opened up to American style magazine W, revealing she has tried pot - but didn't like it. She says, 'I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it'. Lohan insists she'd never try anything harder than pot because she's seen how cocaine has messed up members of her own family. She adds, 'I've never tried cocaine. I've seen my father. It fucks your life up'", World Entertainment News Network, Mar. 3, '05"

Aol had Moviefone's list of the 25 Hottest Stars under 25...Surprise Surprise - no D-List Hohan.
Maybe they'll compile a Hasbeen list,then she's a shoo-in.

Ali go to the bathroom flash the toilet and listen to the sound of the toilet flashing that sound you hear is Mummy and all the promises she made to you,you should hear the truth...There is NO record contract there is no Gossip Girls there is NO movie roles There is NO modeling contrcts NOTHING

Ali all there is for you is to go back to LA and get mentally and verbally abused by Lindsay like I did with Daddy I know Lindsay has a drinking promblem like daddy did but I told Lindsay to cool her temper with you and not to hit you like daddy did us. Everyone says Lindsay is daddy but I hope she dosent hit you like daddy did us. Cody is scared and dosent want you to go. Be strong my Ali you can handle it.Im going to make some call while writting my parenting book and watching the birds to see if I can get you any work.
If not you can go to Paris in Oct maybe learn something do you know how to take notes??? I have to go Ali I need to drink my Nero drinks you know how mummy gets if I dont drink this. I hope Lindsay encloses you tonight in the after partys you know Ali meeting and cock teasing all the old timers got Lindsay where she is today baby, dont be afraid mummy is there in spirt just cant drink and drive tonight the commenters pissed me off and I hit the bottle earlly tonight
Ali dont forget no Blow No Go!! thats how we Lohans roll
love ya Ali

They´re on again ,just twiiting and happy Lilo with her Sam

Oh no.....sevinnyne6126 is back.

sevinnyne6126: @Samantharonson got your dm....call me asap :) yayay

Looks like LL kept bugging SR on twitter. And SR finally gave in & DM her.

9:17 Crock of shit Lindsainty is back in LA let the Fireworks begein!!!!
Samantha thought she wasnt coming back till tomorrow but leave it to Lindsanity!!
There will be a show tonight!!!!

gotta love the spin these delusional lying lohans put to use,claiming the success of the project runway premiere was due to lindsay(as if many people even knew which episode she would be on)
...i mean what season is that show in now,and how long was she on for.
and they've conveniently forgotten that labor pains didn't draw half the audience project runway did.she couldn't even pull in a big audience for her own movie.
add to that being given a b/s title at a failing fashion house,as a stunt for publicity...only to then be gloating about it.
shows how truly clueless they are,but fun to laugh at.

you know you've made it if you got haters.

All three beautiful women.

Too much smoking, drugs, whatever it is, they all need to slow the ef down...

Why is BloHo dressed like Roxy Hart in a commuity theater version of Chicago?????????

HoHan always reminds me of a 1960s Midge doll:
wherethetoysare. com /images/midge1111c.JPG
Barbie's befreckled cousin or whatever.
The one in this pic even has cokey eyes.

BLOHAN - listen up buttercup. it's OVAH! you killed your career - do us all a favor and go away now.

And while you're at it, stop with the lip injections, blonde hair, anorexia, hooker couture, and the coke because none of it is doing you any favors.

DUMB, DUMBER, & DUMBEST

Yeah BloHO you showed everyone in NYC this week what a whore you really are---job well done, it was dope!!

Why does LL even bother? Doesn't she know that no one takes her seriously any more? Save the money on the fish lips! The trendy outfits! The hooker shoes.

CAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!

Ali and Taylor Momsen need to become besties and hook on the corners because they look 45 and not 15 & 16.

(Warning: clear your throat before you read this)

15-year-old Ali Lohan isn't enrolled in regular school, because she's a full-time student at UCWB (University of Crack Whore Behavior). UCWB's Dean of Famehowhoring, Professor Blohan, has taken little Ali under her raggedy wing to mentor her in what's really important in life: PARTYING. And now she has a new student, Taylor Momsen!!

Wondering how Ali is getting into the clubs??

Take a good look at her. Would you card a face like that? Exactly.

10:28 LOL!!

This week's lesson at University of Crack Whore Behavior will be Prof. Blohan teaching how to blow without gagging.

Dina had Lindsay in the bars a couple yrs ago...why would Lindsay have any common sense when she wasn't raised with any by people that had any common sense?

Did she teach her students how to suck a clam yet?

i think lindsay and sister are wanting to tag team taylor into orgasm.......
or lindsay offered to lick her for 1500.00 and some blow........it worked with lily allen....

lindsay is fine, glad she,s doing fine:) think they mite work things out..
the family are the ones that are nervous when lindsay is about.. and this makes samantha nervous too.. she doesn,t want lindsay too hurt again so prefers her to back -off until its over.
samantha does love lindsay but is struggling with the whole drama of it!!!

SUPPORT LINDSAY LOHAN!!!

The Lohan trash should leave Taylor alone! They are toxic!

SOOOOOOOO effing tired of her meth face, black fedora, shopping sprees, endless party/clubbing with NOTHING to show for it except loser friends, ridiculous "job" anouncements and Twitter meltdowns.

I used to tune in for the trainwreck but now she is simply boring and empty.

11:31 GAWD, could you and your other illiterate teenie pals go and start your own LL love-fest blog and spare us reading through your typos, ungrammatical half-sentences and TRITE observations about your lesbo idol, BloHO!!??!!!

"There's SO much more going on in the world! Wake up"--latest tweet from Ms CrackieHead.

It is always priceless when she surfaces from her narcissistic bubble to put forth her pronouncements about the larger world and how WE all better start paying attention to others things than her.

And how many emails and calls has Ms Blohan made in the past month on behalf of health care reform, for example?

Shut your over-inflated trap, Bloho.

LL back to twitter.she tweet SR,still hoping.move on LL,SR dont want you anymore.she has a new girlfriend and she is hot

COOL!!! Ali the Goon looks like she's starting to bald now too! 45 years old is waaaaay too young for her to start balding! Must be all the drugs and chain smoking.

Why is 11:58 so much in love with Mother Of The Year Dina?
Must be tired of his own family.

Turn the other cheek

Dina lohan will be starting a new website she reveals to people magazine's website where she is going to take on all of her critics. Lohanhouse.com will be a new website that will exist for the sole purpose of doing away with all of the rumors that exist about her and her family. She will personally see to it that if someone has something negative to say about her or her family that she will take that person and what they have to say on. There will also be a section on the website where you can buy lohan inspired clothes so that you can dress just like a lohan.

Lindsanity back in LA
"Let The Fireworks" began
Choo-Choo here comes the Trainwreck!!

7:50 LMFAO if this is true safe to say Ding Dong Dina will have a nerves break down LMFAO she cant even take on the haters on here this is way too funny
She will be poping more pills and drinking heavily after the first day!!

Don't even think about pushing this nasty a$$ on new york. This slut has been reeking havoc all over the city and pushing her stupid ass all over "I am a movie star! you have to let me in! I am with Taylor the hottest person on TV right now you have to let us is!"
How about egypt or pakistan????

HEY GUYS, lindsay is way too cool for this site!!! LINDSAY LOHAN IS A STAR!!!!

7:53 ... and Lindsanity back on twitter & stalking sam

How come there are people can hate someone somuch even that they never met the person in their life, unfortunately, the person never read all the coment....you all should become her contact first then you can post all ur ego( doubt u will dare or u not in same level with her?), here ur comments just waste..poor haters, suggest u make ur own blog such as "Haters of lilo" itwill be sounding and perhaps she will read you someday

7:50 Bring it On !!!! Monster Mother open that website I wanna rattle your cage Bitch!!!
You are going to be sorry you ever opened this can of worms..Bring it on monster mother it will be more Lauhing At The Lohans!!!

P.S.It really should be "The Lying House".com

I am not dina lohan if that is what you are implying 9:33am. The story i posted about dina is true 8:00am. Go to people magazine's website and in the search bar at the top of the page on the right hand side put in the word "health." You will then be directed to some stories on another page and one of them will have the headline "lindsay lohan is not in a psych ward." Click on the story and at at the end of it you will see that dina is indeed ready to take on everyone who dares to speak of the lohans in a negative way. While i am at it let me also direct you to idontlikeyouinthatway.com. It has a story on there titled "kevin spacey is a weirdo" where they talk about him and his attempts to have sex with underage boys.

9:58 Thanks for the links. mo wasnt implying you were Dina wouldnt wish upon anyone not even my worst enemy. The woman is totally out of her mind to think she can stop negative comments about her mentally ill daughter she dose nothing about and now dragging her 15 yr old down also its just sickening
anyway thanks have a good day !!

"Lohan's rep tells PEOPLE the actress is indeed working, and is currently in Texas shooting the upcoming thriller Machete, also starring Robert DeNiro and Jessica Alba. "

www.people.com/people/article/0,,20305137,00.html

The LohanHouse aka LohanHouseOfLies!!
Is selling Lindsays old clothes bags shoes LMFAO must people give this away to charity but the lohans need the cash so there selling all of lindsays stuff you must be her size
This family is comppelte desprate for money will cash in on ANYTHING!!!

I just visted it also it will be the house of lies so true 11:12
I cant beleive there selling there used stuff thats gross used shoes,hats,dresses(who knows what they did in them or what ozzed out of them) yuck!!thats nasty I also agree that they should be giving it to charitys since the clam they give back so much HA HA HA this just proves they DONT!!
just more lohan lies!!

Lohanhouse.com is up and running. You can check it out for yourself. There is even a section in there called dina's office where you can leave comments about what you think about dina lohan who just celebrated her 47th birthday 2 days ago. There is also ali's room where you can ask ali questions and she will respond to you. Then finally there is cody's room where you can talk to cody about anything you want. If you want to dress like a lohan then they have a section called the lohan house store where you can purchase clothes worn by either lindsay, ali, or michael lohan jr. This website is run by dina lohan and if you have a problem with her or the website then she will come after you. I want to see some of you who hate her so much post on there because it sounds as if dina has drawn a line in the sand and is saying to all of you who have a problem with her family "bring it on!" If you choose to go to her website to trash her and are concerned that someone could find out who you are then i suggest that you download hot spot shield. It is free and it makes you completely anonymous online. Not even google will know who you really are because you will have bogus ip numbers to fool them.

11:51 thanks for the tip.
This woman is out of her mind. And to sell used clothes is pathic also
Can the Lohans stoop any lower??

C'mon ¡¡ Leave alone these tree lovely girls ¡¡

C'mon ¡¡ Leave alone these three lovely girls ¡¡

The cowardly Lindsay haters will keep on going
through life being jealous of superior people.
Don't expect anything else.

1:43 LMFOA you retard!!!

The joke is and always has been on the haters. Everytime they delude their silly selves into believing thatLILO is out for the count, she gets another BIG opportunity to showcase her talent.

Take the movie Machete for instance; they crowed that her role in movie over, her scenes would end up on cutting floor. The truth ,as confirmed by her rep and reoorted on several sites? She's in Texas right now, since yesterday, in fact, filming Machete.

Jealous Hateful Losers - DIE1 DIE WITH ENVY!!!

yeah.. the evil monster is so brave,though it's obviously her you don't see her posting her name.
f*ck off you disgusting beast.
"superior"...more like the most insecure
losers on the planet.

6:14 PM , HAHAHAHA You're so funny ¡¡
Supposedly , this post is about Lindsay and her friends , NOT to discuss if Dina Lohan is dating someone ¡¡.
I think that SOMEBODY LIKES DINA LOHAN ¡¡
SOME BODY LIKES DINA LOHAN ¡¡
SOME BODY LIKES DINA LOHAN ¡¡.

Why don't you recognize for once that Mrs. Dina Lohan is a very attractive woman ¡¡
And I'm not Lohan ¡¡.

She'll forever be on the D-List,deal with it!
Steven Seagal and Don Johnson are also in 'Machete'...see what difference it makes.
Scarlett Johansson will always be superior to this mess,no wonder she's jealous of her.

Dina Lohan is attractive, if you're into
skeletons with horse-teeth,man hands and
doll hair...not to mention the rotten soul.

WARNING TO DINA -- nypost.com -- August 7, 2007

MICHAEL Lohan's lawyer has fired off a letter to his ex-wife, Dina, complaining she's shacked up with a boozing boyfriend, Jim McMillan, in the family's Long Island home along with Lindsay Lohan's three younger siblings. The lawyer, John DiMascio, wrote: "During my client's telephone calls with the children, he has overheard Mr. McMillan in the background making inappropriate comments. On a more disturbing note, it appears that Mr. McMillan was inebriated . . ." Michael Lohan told The Post's Kieran Crowley: "Jim McMillan should not be in the presence of my children - especially when I'm being kept from them. He is no example, nor is he a substitute father." Dina, her lawyer and McMillan did not return our calls. Lindsay, meanwhile, is believed to be in a rehab facility in Utah - despite previous press reports of her returning to Long Island.

karma bitch slapping the fake rockette and her arrogant hasbeen daughter.
great to see them squirming.
karma's a bitch and they are c....

3.17 U NEED TO GO TO REHAB ASAP with your drunken self.

2.30 u seem to have run out of garbage to spew so ur going all historical.. please take yr meds! I cant imagine any sane person with nothing to say on this thread would delve into some old gossip which, it must be noted, u had readily to hand - about someone u say u despise. Give it up sicko! get a life!

Thank God for beautiful LILO!! wITHOUT HER THE HATERS WOULD ALL DIE BY SUICIDE LOL

bossylover: The lazy losers will never get a life other than their empty lives.
They keep writing about Dina because they secretly love her but can't have her.
They hate beautiful successful people like Lindsay and Ali.
We will just have to put up with their jealousy and tempers.

The entire lohan family is a disgrace. Their latest attempt to try to redefine who they are by creating a website that exists to take on their critics will fail because the lohans are a joke. From alcoholism to drug addictions to jail sentences and rehab the lohans have pretty much done everything that you would expect a white trash family to do. On lohanhouse.com there was a story about dina possibly joining the cast of dancing with the stars sometime in the future. Yeah right. Not even lindsay can get a spot on dancing with the stars and that is a show about has beens! People magazine's website said that lindsay went on twitter to shoot down a rumor of her being admitted to a psych ward. So far there has not a single person who has been able to find where it was reported that she had entered into a psych ward. If that had occurred tmz would have had it as their top story. Perhaps lindsay needs to be put in a psychiatric hospital if she is so desperate for attention that she is going to make up rumors about herself and then come out to say that what she said about herself is not true. Lindsay's stock has dropped so low that she is now making cameo appearances in movies and tv shows. Her next movie "the other side" is a movie that will go straight to dvd. Any movie that has a cast of alanis morissette, dave matthews, woody harrelson and lindsay lohan will not make it to theaters. Remember that labor pains was also scheduled to be in theaters and then it went straight to tv. If you had millions of dollars to invest would you put it into a movie that has these has beens in it? The term jealous losers is often used by her supporters to try and define people who dare to provide anyone with a reality check that their idol's time in hollywood is done. Jealous loser is a more of an appropriate term for lindsay lohan because that is who she is. Her hatred for other actresses who are around her age exists because she wants to be them. Does anyone really think that if she could trade places with anne hathaway or scarlett johansson that she would not do it in a second? The one thing that you can say about lindsay that you can not say about any other actress is that you have to give her credit for having been the youngest actress to have ever won as many razzies as she has won for her movies. You are well on your way to being the razzie queen of your generation lindsay and for that i say bravo firecrotch. Bravo.

not do it in a second? The one thing that you do have to give lindsay credit for is the fact that she is the youngest person to have ever won as many razzies as she has. You are the razzie queen of your generation and for that i say bravo firecrotch. Bravo.

4.12 WHAT IS TRULY FASCINATING HERE IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH LILO THAT CAUSES U TO WRITE THAT LONG TREATISE ON HER SUPPOSED LIFE AND FUTURE !! I AM A FAN AND WILL NOT TREAT THE FOLKS HERE TO SUCH A DISSERTATION, THOUGH I AND OTHER FANS COULD SING HER PRAISES FPR DAYS.

YOU DO TRULY LOVE HER DONT U?! C'MON ADMIT IT !! WE WON'T JUDGE U!! U CAN COME OUT OF THE HATE CLOSET!!LOL

The Lohans are toxic!!! RUN!!

She'll forever be on the D-List,deal with it!

She'll forever be on the D-List,deal with it!


She'll forever be on the D-List,deal with it!


She'll forever be on the D-List,deal with it!