Shawn Chapman Holley Resigns As Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer

Haha, she's such a lost cause that yet another lawyer has given up on her. Perfect! Give her to some "green" law student who just passed the bar. Love it!

Most likely this noob is doing it pro bono just for the press. Sad.

Tiffany!

She won't even do any time in jail. Another celebrity special treatment/justice. She gets away with far too much, and continues too. Lindsay has proven it's her way or her way.

Is Biff going to help out with the case too?

Blame the black person. So typical!

no suprise here represnting lohan and saying "she's doing the best she can, with work (cough cough) schedule and balancing meeting probabtion requirements"......what a crock.......
like saying 'tony montana could'nt make court today as he is in church studying the bible'

Lindsay is a no win situation for any lawyer, thatswhy I'm not surprised someone fresh off the bar is taking her case. Lindsay is a client who doesn't listen. I'm sure Ms. Holley advised her to follow her probation terms, but LL didn't listen. Well, this situation is the result.

Is Biff going to help out with the case too?

as far as the scutiny goes......STOP CALLING THE PAPS SO THEY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND STOP GOING TO PAP INFESTED PLACES EVERYDAY.......... what does she expect?

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Everyone is turning their backs on lindsay! Tmz is reporting that lindsay plans to appeal the decision to try to not go to jail so that she can get another sentence. I actually want you to appeal it lindsay because after that photo of what you had on your fingernail was released a judge will probably want to sentence you to even more jail time. Another courtroom meltdown by you would be priceless! By the way the only reason that kim kardashian went to see you is because she knows that there are a lot of cameras outside of your home right now who are waiting for you to leave your home. Kim is an opportunistic no talent fame craving whore just like you lindsay. It would not surprise me at all if kim were to show up in miami on friday for that party that will be thrown in miami to celebrate the fact that lebron james has signed with miami. Of course no one knows that he has agreed to sign with them but after 9pm tonight they will know that. Let me also use this as an opportunity to remind you that the man of your dreams mel gibson is still single and on the prowl. Today is was revealed that mel went on a racist tirade against hispanics and that he kept on using racial slurs that even upset some of his own employees. So for the record mel hates gay people, black people, hispanic people, jewish people and of course women. I will continue to insist that he is the perfect guy for you lindsay because you are both tabloid making bigots who deserve each other. Mel getting together with lindsay would be something that would make someone like david duke proud and when mel calls you a whore do not forget that he is absolutely 100% correct when he says that about you.

So a lawyer loses a case and then just quits her job.Hmmmm. Sounds kinda like Sarah Palin when she quit Alaska in the middle of her term. I'm not impressed.

she quit because lindsay is impossible.......do you honestly think a laywer just sweared in is going to help her? she should just grow the f*** up and do what she gotta do! crack head she needs a real detox program shes a junkie loser skank!

12:39 PM Is wrong do not believe him/her

Kim and Lindsay have been good friends for months it has nothing to to with publicity Lindsay keeps her friends and family private because they are dear to her heart,Once a Cokehead Always a Cokehead must be jealous of the fame Lindsay has and her celebrity.Somethings Once a Cokehead Always a Cokehead writes are untrue and they could be sued so this person should stop posting right now!

Hope that Holley got paid IN FULL before walking.

BloHO obviously wants no help, doesn't think she needs help, so just let her GO---

booze it up, drug it up, drive drunk, tweet her life away....WHO CARES!!??

I was just thinking the same thing. Holley may have a pretty good idea that she will not get paid if Lindsay keeps messing up.

this has the smell of Dina being back in town

A freshly minted attorney, looking to establish a clientele sounds about right.
Holley is too smart to stay on the sinking Lohan ship LOL.

LOVE the thought of Dina, Lilo and Aunt Ali, huddled around the iPad, coming up with their next brilliant legal strategy....

1:12 first you are kidding,right?

Lindsay would never keep this "friendship" quiet, she is latching on to any celeb she can. That's how desperate she is these days. Most celebs deny that they know Lindsay now, lol.

Kim is launching a second fragrance - that's why she wants the publicity.
Two famewhores rubbing off on each other.

Drew Barrymore is showing off her luscious curves on the cover of Elle's August issue.

Gwyneth Paltrow is showing off her smoldering look on the cover of Vogue's August issue.




Lohan, fail again

@12:39 why don't you tell us what you really think sir/madam. lol

Lindsay will bankrupt herself with all those lawsuits she has going.

Tiffany!

Good luck. Oh, here's the Lysol.

Paltrow is an America hating dipsh!t. Can't stand the bitch.

@12:39 why don't you tell us what you really think sir/madam. lol

Blohan seems to think she has legal expertise, so let her rep herself in court! That would be so awesome!

"Fuuck You Judge, I object!"

Lindsay can appeal ... and get off ... or get 180 days in jail ... it's a gamble

Nothing says " i m a professional" like This Tiffany Feder Cohen.... chick is a complete dumbass. One of her tweets is the following where, she obviously has trouble using basic english:

"I think it's sad that so many big companies outsource their call centers to the far east while we have the lowest unemployment rate since.."

and a myspace-pic of a "lawyer" in a tanktop and "freshly f*cked"- hair.


LiLo is an idiot.

She's not going to jail and if she does she will probably just be there a for a couple of hours and then send her home because of "over crowding" she will get away with it just like every other hollywood type.

1:45 #2

LOL---only the BEST for oue little Lilo!!

holley cant find a courthouse

WHO SAY FUKING B*****???

She WILL go to jail.
After Lindsay called the judge a fvcking bitch, the chances of getting any more concessions from her are zilch.
Holley is smart enough to know this, that's why she resigned. And she probably also knows that money is tight and she might not get paid.

LINDSAY WRITE ONLY IN /F /F*** U

Dina Lohan is fking pissed right now her new TV series shes trying to sell is not going to work.She was telling production companies (we turned her down of course) that Lindsay had agreed to be in the series that was the selling point.

dear x17online,
why don't you post my messages?
is it because i've said on more than one
occasion that i think you lot are full of
shiiiite?! i was not aware that you lived
in communist china, and that any dissention
would not be tolerated. you lot are so
effing retarded! (no offense to the mentally challenged)

signed,
lola_uk (you know...)

um, having to actually draft and issue a statement about Lindsay's fingernails written with "F**k U" on them had to be the last straw. Leave with a tiny shred of dignity, Shawn!!!!





(TEE) “With respect to Ms. Lohan's nails, the fact is, the words could barely be seen by the naked eye. That a courtroom camera, purportedly there to accurately chronicle the proceedings, would use a telephoto lens to zoom in as it did to Ms. Lohan's fingernail is a commentary on the entire issue." (HEE)

There is no way Lindsay can appeal her probation violation under the circumstances. Judge Revel went by the book.

Someone at tmz mentioned that the new lawyer graduated from a non ABA accredited school,lol, good luck with that one.

Lindsay must be running low on $$$s. Hence the inexperienced new lawyer.

IN LOS ANGELOS , A Drug Dealer and Killer could serve less time than Lindsay Lohan . THE JUDGE AND PROSECUTER WERE OUT FOR Their own Greed and anger NOT for the City of LA.

IN LOS ANGELOS , A Hard Core Drug Dealer could serve less time than Lindsay Lohan . THE JUDGE AND PROSECUTER WERE OUT FOR Their own Greed and Anger & NOT for the City of LA.

JUDGE REVEL IS "NOT" AND I REPEAT "NOT" GOING TO LET LINDSAY OFF THE HOOK, SHE MADE IT LOUD AND CLEAR WHAT HER CHARGES ARE

LET LINDSAY APPEAL AND GO BACK IN FRONT OF DA DANETTE MEYERS AND JUDGE REVEL AND WATCH THEM EAT HER UP AND SPIT HER OUT AND GIVE HER 180 DAYS

LINDSAY WAS CLUELESS IN COURT AND PAID NOT ONE OUNCE OF ATTENTION TO WHAT WAS GOING ON

LINDSAY WILL DO 30 DAYS 30 DAY 30 DAYS TOTAL WILL BE 90 STRAIGHT DAYS

GO FIGHT IT STUPID LOHANS AND WATCH HER GET 180 YOU DUMB FUCKING LOHANS

3:26 Your last statement I was drinking my soda and when I read it I spit my soda out all over the place, that was funny and sticky. Must clean up now lol

More back will be turning on her day by day

More overdue Karma is heading Lindsay Lohans way

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

S U C K I T L O H A N!!

Tiffany's law school is not even American Bar Association Accredited - it's such a bad school she can only practice in Cali. From the University of West Los Angeles Law School's website: "CBE Accreditation vs. ABA Approval - Study at, or graduation from, this law school may not qualify a student to take the bar examination or be admitted to practice law in jurisdictions other than California. A student who intends to seek admission to practice law outside of California should contact the admitting authority in that jurisdiction for information regarding its education and admission requirements."

Good luck Lindsay, you have the bottom of the barrel of the bottom of the barrel representing you.

Turns out that little stunt LL pulled in court with the fck U on her nails is going to cost her more trouble

"Did our girls stay in together last night? :wub: Where's was Samantha?"

"dont you think it's normal they want to sleep together, since they will apart in the next 3 months or so ;) i'm sure Lindsay is asking Samantha that"

"Good chance Lindsay is heading to Samantha's to sleep."

"they're back together!!!!!!"

"yes. and who brought the strap on? "

People who miss meetings serve time in jail.
Drug dealers and murderers and molesters serve less time
and then come on here with their hate.

CALL CPS ON DINA LOHAN

Moral of the story - do not miss court meetings. Dumbass.

While on probation you keep your nose clean ( pun intended )and you do not even cross the street the wrong way.

If I had worked hard for a client, then she showed up with FU fingernails, I would preserve my credibility and leave her to wallow in her own slime.
LL is an ameboid std slime queen.