The Many Faces Of A Fashion Adviser

Yeah OK shes not Boozing and doing drugs.....

The show was not a mess just because a staffer at WWD says so. Please. That review could have been written by a high school student -- trash.

I do feel sorry for her, she looks like a junkie and she's aging badly at only 23 years of age.

The reviews for the Ungaro show was awful, the girl doesn't need to be a 'fashion advisor', but she needs to take a break from Hollywood and go somewhere and rest and get clean and re-evaluate her life.

The WWD review was only one of the many bad reviews, you have bad reviews from the New York Times, Entertainment Weekly called her fashion debut "diastrous", Boston Globe panned her, the Huffington Post panned her (British review), the Independent, etc, etc.

Saying that a fashion review could have been written by a high school student, are you serious? Fashion critics are people who have actually studied fashion, and had to work their way up the ladder, unlike Lindsey.

Their words make or break a line. And her reviews have been terrible, deal with it and don't delude yourself that the fashion reviews don't matter! The show was a disaster both for Ungaro and for Lindsey.

She looks old, her sis looks old too, must be bad genetics or "something else". The fashion line was BAD.

Too bad her wonderful parents don't have the time or the concern to stage an intervention and get her back into rehab.

Oh my god. Hope she gets a clue and see's herself for what she has become. The weird faces, the nervous shell-shocked junkie look. Sad to see someone so young so wasted in every sense of the word.

wwwdlisted.com PRICELESS!!!

Why didn't they just cut to the chase and call this article Faces of Meth? Or maybe Faces of Adderall? She just looks HARSH!!!!

She will look 50 by the time she hits 30. Guaranteed. Can't wait for Ali to look 30 by the time she hits 20 if she follows in the footsteps of big sis.

6:55, Her parents are the reason she's in the condition she's in now. She's seriously better off without them. It's up to her to get the right kind of help but, I doubt she's interested. Too rough, and mean hearted. All those wrinkles on her face are due to her overreacting(facial expressions)showing off, not getting enough rest, or eating properly. She's a mess, and I don't imagine anyone decent wants too much to do with her anymore. She's disappointed every good person that's tried to help her.

lilo's prematurely wrinkled cuz she smokes. but i'm telling you lilo over exaggerates her facial expressions to deliberately look even more wrinkled.

lilo will secretly get botox in her forehead, then lilo will tell everyone her wrinkles have vanished cuz of some wrinle cream she's developed. lilo will be selling wrinkle cream crap soon.

watch and see.

She is a grossly overrated person in general. No talent in acting, music, and now the laughingstock in fashion. Her sister will be less of a success which is very hard to accomplish. Her only movie that did decent was years ago and the cast was good, not her. The rest is history, just like her attempt at various careers. I suggest she takes the last of her dwindling bank account and open a head shop for smoking purposes. She looks like crap, her expressions are strange, and she is a disaster.

Why doesn't she name her 'collection' "COKESNOT"?

She can't even pretend anymore - in each picture she looks more f*cked up than the day before!

....soon she'll be sportin' a fried blonde (or red possibly) beehive, dirty ballet flats, bruises everywhere, and be screaming Blaaaaaaaake!!!...watch out St. Lucia, lock your island down!...you though Amy was crazy?...you ain't seen Lohan and family in action!...*shudders*.

Lohan seems desperate, like a fish out of water.

She must have been in dire straits to take on a job she had no qualification and no talent for.

Trying to revive Ungaro would bedifficult for a topnotch designer, much less for a young girl with addiction problems.

Lilo is very "special". She's like shitney spears.

She needs a new manager, her mother is running her into the ground with those crazy gigs she lines up for her.

Yankee Go Home!

I don't feel bad. There are plenty of people who's parents were way worse than Dina and Michael and those people are fine.
If this was the first time she f*cked up, then I might feel sorry, but she's had numerous chances to get her shit together and chooses to be this way.

she needs help, obviously... somewhere, down deep below the spray tan, jean nate and chinchilla fur, there is a little girl who is scared and sick and has no idea how to save herself.

someone, anyone, throw her a rope.

Smug, self-entitled, narcissistic, delulded.
Take you pick. They all work when talking about this hag.

every time I see that "smug, hahaha, I'm a total f*ckup who doesn't appreicate anything I've ever had, but I'll still have more money than you because my mommy turned me out as a tween and taught me how to supress my gag reflex" look on her face, I wanna kick her in the vag with steel-tipped doc martens.

She's such a pathetic waste of dye,spray tan, and perscription drugs.

The news had a story of a 3 yo who's going to die in a week or so because of cancer. They've stopped treatment for the last few weeks, and are trying to do something special with him each day. hey're raising money to go to Disney World as a final memory trip.

Why does a 3yo die and this skanky c*nt gets to continue to steal, drug, and skank her way through life without ever seeing any sort of justice for her actions?

lol that attempt at a sexy lip lick gives me the dry heaves. dang.

everyone's said it but i'll say it again; girl looks more old and dehydrated than king tuts mummified body.

how hard is it for a ho to put on some damn moisturizer?

NY Times said Ungaro hiring her is like sending a McDonalds fry cook to a Michelin 3 star restaurant.

Oh man...WHAT do people/designers see in her? What?! Look at those wrinkles, at 23!!
Sure, she was beautiful...like 4 years ago.
But now..greasy nasty fake hair, orange wrinkly skin, insane eyes...COMMON, stop!!!!!!!!!
Crack kills!

at least she get a good pay as a fashion adviser...and all of u only can chat here...what a shame

burn your fingers much lindsay?? your hair sucked your make up sucked and everyone could read your mind - you couldnt wait to get out of there so you could do a hoot....your a loooosssseeeerr

they won't get to do a 'true hollywood story' on 'e' about her as we are all watching it live, like the truman show without the soundstage.......her denial is keeping her alive..........
and alive is not what' she's going to be any day , week, month, unless she crashes and gets committed
she's in such bad shape now she can't even get any pussy

does anybody know if lindsay and samantha are still together??

8.22 dont compare britney to lindsay!!! cause britney atleast she tried to be good again!!! unlike lindsay lohan shes so FUCKED UP!!! actually lindsay and paris are the one bad influences before to britney!!! and britney is prettier than lindsay lohan its obvious u just can see lindsay SKIN!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

11:44 yes they are still together. :)

Radar Online Lead Story: Michael Lohan Fears ...

OMG I read the story on radaronline why the hell dont they help this girl??? And the pictures of Ali are lost for words why they would let this little girl walk around like this in public.Its crazy!!!!

4:20 No they are NOT!!! Samantha wants NOTHING to do with her!!!
Samantha has been enjoying her time ALONE and have=ing a GREAT time with her friends without any drama..
The End

I read the interveiw but what I dont get is how mikey boy knows Lindsays on drugs that she shouldnt be taking and she is a mess BUT he lets his 15 year old daughter be her babysitter LL is very bossy dosent he ever stop to think that Ali is doing the same thing LL is??? They both need help Mr.& Mrs.Lohan

Most of you hate her but you know everything about her life and you are thirsty for more and more and more....How is this possible? It does not make any sense. Lindsay, i am sure that you are going to have more success in the future and things are going to be better and better for you. THE SHOW WAS EXCELLENT.I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

Take a look at photo on celeb buzz and then try to say she is not very troubled. She needs to get healthy with exercise, better diet and rest. A person is only young once and she is aging fast Then she needs to hire a talented manager

Take a look at photo on celeb buzz and then try to say she is not very troubled. She needs to get healthy with exercise, better diet and rest. A person is only young once and she is aging fast Then she needs to hire a talented manager

Take a look at photo on celeb buzz and then try to say she is not very troubled. She needs to get healthy with exercise, better diet and rest. A person is only young once and she is aging fast Then she needs to hire a talented manager

5:44 You need glasses. the reveiws dont lie like you and she looks horrible. The show wasnt good at all. THE Clothes were made for hookers or topless dancers.
Dina you must stop coming on here and denying the reality at least mike knows and see she is burning quickly and could end up dead. Get your head out of your ass and bank acct. Get your girls help they both need it

She is a beautiful girl but looks much older than 23, probably mid-30's, too many cigs and not enough sleep,she need to put the brakes on

She might get a good paycheck, but is it worth all this humiliation? If you've read the reviews, the new Ungaro line was skewered by the critics. There some on this site who really think she's successful, if you measure by money maybe she's somewhat successful, but critically she's been a bomb in movies and now fashion. Don't you think this'll have a negative effect on her? She needs to get clean and sober and in control of her life. This isn't helping her, she'll crash and burn, again.

READ RADARONLINE .COM

shhh - don't say forehead wrinkles... we've got enough trouble on our hands with the lip plumper

the reviews are in:

Lindsay "Faye Baker" officially sucks

Parents should intervene rather than giving interviews to gossip blogs

Michael Lohan we could have told you that!
Now quit your flapping about it and DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This does not call for another exclusive interview this calls for an INTERVENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And she's on alot more than Adderrial

Lindsay is busy with her modeling,acting,music,businesses.
Lindsay haters are busy calling her a loser.

Lets just see if Micheal dose something to help her.
Monster Mother wont get her help she likes Lindsay all druged up making humiliating choses in life to make Mummy some cash

She's absolutely destroyed her looks and squandered her talent. If she makes it to 30, or miraculously to 40, she'll regret having thrown away her youth to drugs and booze. She's just a sad, sad case.

Quiet on set

the girl just need some damn rest.
new york fashion week , shooting movie, singapore , paris fashion week . photo shoots, interviews , people pulling at her every which way
what the hell would you losers look like on her scheduale.

i know all this site does is reach out to the lowest of the low angry at their bull-sh-t lives being lived out in some cubbyhole office but this girl would not spit on you if you were on fire so either watch her movies or buy her products or SHUT THE FUK UP. move along now...hark .i hear your mommies or bosses calling u

Yesterday someone posted my favorite quote. It’s from Eric Wilson’s sharply written New York Times review. [Lohan’s] “arrival was greeted by critics as if a McDonald’s fry cook had been installed as the chef of a three-star Michelin restaurant.”

It reads exactly like something a wickedly funny man on this site would write.

The NYT's review included European reaction to the collection. It’s worth reading.

New York Times Fashion & Style
A Rocky Debut for a Hollywood Star

By ERIC WILSON
Published: October 5, 2009
PARIS

The reviews are in for the actress Lindsay Lohan’s controversial turn as a hired muse for the house of Emanuel Ungaro, and let’s just say her arrival was greeted by critics as if a McDonald’s fry cook had been installed as the chef of a three-star Michelin restaurant.

“Lindsay, it’s time to get serious about reviving that acting career,” wrote Women’s Wear Daily in a review that called her debut, which took place at the Louvre on Sunday, “an embarrassment” and a “train wreck.” Style.com described it as “a bad joke of a fashion show.”

Celebrity fashion designers have, until now, been mostly an American phenomenon, with lines targeted to department stores under labels by Jennifer Lopez, Gwen Stefani and Justin Timberlake, among many others. But Ms. Lohan’s arrival at a 45-year-old Paris house known for $1,500 dresses and a tradition of couture craftsmanship was entirely different. Editors and buyers who were present at the Ungaro show were shocked. Some of the models appeared in loose-fitting jackets that flapped open to reveal sequin-covered pasties, in the shape of hearts, on their breasts, leaving several people in the audience aghast. A few dresses looked as if they had been painted onto the models.

“Pas possible,” said Fabien Baron, the noted French art director, shortly after the show. “Call the fashion police!”

The day before the show, Ms. Lohan was staring at herself in a mirror in Ungaro’s grand offices on the Avenue Montaigne, a stone’s throw from the ateliers of Yves Saint Laurent, Givenchy and other famous French labels. She picked up a black and white scarf and tied it around her head, then replaced it with a black one, and then clumsily stuck a red sequin-covered heart to the side of her head while a team of designers watched her.

“This is just so cool,” Ms. Lohan said, turning her attention to a white minidress splattered with sequins. “It needs more rhinestones, just so it pops.” Off to the seamstress it went. Pointing to another white dress, she said: “I call it Michelle Pfeiffer in ‘Scarface.’ I was just in my office sketching for next season. I was here until, like, one o’clock last night.”

“We love Lindsay Lohan — as an actress,” Mr. Baron said. “Period.” At the next show, Greg Kessler, a photographer for Style.com, was snapping pictures of front-row guests and asking them jokingly to pose as Ms. Lohan by holding up their hands, ashamedly, in front of their faces.

Since the retirement five years ago of Emanuel Ungaro, who was famous for making the color fuchsia chic, the house has languished with a revolving door of designers, the last of whom, Esteban Cortazar, quit when Mounir Moufarrige, its chief executive, first suggested hiring Ms. Lohan as his collaborator as a way to drum up publicity. (Obviously, it worked.) Estrella Archs, a Spanish designer who also shows a signature line in Paris, was hastily hired to replace him.

Ungaro’s latest maneuver was at least effective in drawing a heavy-hitting audience, as the editors in chief of Harper’s Bazaar, In Style and Elle and buyers from Saks Fifth Avenue, Bloomingdale’s and Bergdorf Goodman all attended. But they scrambled for the exits as soon as the show ended, with little applause as Ms. Lohan and Ms. Archs took a bow together on the runway. One retail chief said he had asked for a ticket only because he thought the show would be a spectacle. Another said he would not buy the line, but declined to identify himself “because I don’t want my name associated with that train wreck.”

“You know, if you don’t mind, I have to run out the door,” said Glenda Bailey, the editor of Bazaar, before a question was half asked.

Virginie Mouzat, the fashion director of the French newspaper Le Figaro, described Ms. Lohan’s hire as a non-event from a fashion perspective, but she said she was concerned about what it might portend. “Maybe this is the next step of using people by fashion brands,” she said.

“But when you look at her own style, for me, she is not really relevant, first regarding fashion, and second regarding a couture house like Ungaro. Maybe she would be relevant for Kookai,” she said, referring to a label that is considered, among the fashion elite, as “not us.”

A spokeswoman for the house declined to comment on the reviews on Monday. But earlier, Mr. Moufarrige, during an interview in his office above the Ungaro store on the Avenue Montaigne, argued that the controversy could still be good for the brand.

“I’ll tell you one thing on the level,” he said, blowing cigarette smoke toward the blue painted oval ceiling, which was designed by Mr. Ungaro when it was his office. “I am crazy. Someone said there are not enough crosses to put me on.”

Heard on the Runway
News from the Spring 2010 New York, Milan and Paris fashion weeks

Frowns Abound at the Ungaro Party
By Christina Passariello

Is the fashion world already over Lindsay Lohan?

She generated the biggest press scrum of Paris fashion week with her debut Sunday as creative director for Emanuel Ungaro. But by the time she arrived at the post-fashion show fete at the Plaza Athenee, Ms. Lohan had been stung by scathing reviews. A smaller-than-expected pack trailed her when she stormed in. Ms. Lohan’s bodyguard stood at attention in front of the booth where she sat, unlit cigarette in hand, but no one seemed to be threatening her or even particularly interested in her presence. No mobs of fans outside. Many fashion editors skipped the party entirely. Bigger crowds have turned out for free champagne at store openings.

Lindsay Lohan and Estrella Archs — Ungaro’s legitimate new designer — probably didn’t feel like partying. Yet they both managed to turn up - separately. Ms. Archs, who has worked with other big egos in the past like Miuccia Prada and Christian Lacroix, showed up first, in the same black and white bandage dress she wore for her catwalk bow.

Is it me or does she look completely and utterly WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Ms. Lohan, crowned Ungaro’s creative director in the media coup of the fashion season, stormed in later — late — in a black version of a runway look, a strapless minidress with crystals. Ms. Lohan sat in a booth in the dark Philippe Starck-designed bar surrounded by her posse, a bottle of Evian and petit-fours on the table in front of her. Ms. Archs sat at the next table over, her back to her design partner, studying print-outs of reviews from the show.

Ungaro’s chief executive (and mastermind of the media coup), Mounir Moufarrige, put on a brave face and greeted guests including jewelry designer Jade Jagger. The house’s owner, Asim Abdullah, was defiant. Either Ms. Lohan’s name reignites Ungaro, or “we go down in a blaze of glory,” said Mr. Abdullah. “Or unglory.”

Emanuel Ungaro
By Nicole Phelps

The wall of cameras at the end of the runway was double the size it was last season, and there was an impressive turnout of industry professionals and curious onlookers at Ungaro today. In a bid for easy headlines, CEO Mounir Moufarrige recently replaced Esteban Cortazar with an unusual team: the little-known Spanish designer Estrella Archs and, as "artistic adviser," the actress turned self-bronzer entrepreneur Lindsay Lohan. Would the move turn out to be a bit of counterintuitive brilliance—the Olsens, after all, have had a bona fide hit with The Row—or would the results be as embarrassing as a streaky orange fake tan?

In separate interviews a couple of days before the show, Archs discussed reviving the DNA and Lohan mentioned injecting a bit of youth into the brand—not necessarily mutually exclusive notions for a label that was beloved by eighties party girls. The show opened on an up note, with a strapless fuchsia plissé minidress—two Ungaro signatures rolled into one—and Archs turned the house's polka dots into a charming enough heart print on colorful sequined jackets. So far, not so bad…but it wasn't destined to last.

This quickly devolved into a bad joke of a fashion show, one with questionable color combinations, "bad eighties" draped silk jackets and drop-crotch pants, old-fashioned and ill-judged fur stoles, and, yes, tasteless sequin pasties. To top it off, the fabrics and the construction lacked the finesse you expect from a famous Avenue Montaigne brand.

To be fair, Archs had just about a month to design the collection. But both she and Lohan (if she sticks around long enough) will have to work a lot harder next time to impress the editors and buyers who witnessed this disappointing debut.

Quelle horreur!
Lindsay Lohan's disastrous Paris debut
by Missy Schwartz

Yesterday in Paris, the fashion world got to see what the famed, if fading, couture house Ungaro looks like when Lindsay Lohan comes aboard as “creative consultant.” The reviews are now in … and oh là là, mes amis, they are not jolies.

Style.com called the collection, which was designed by Spain’s Estrella Archs, “a bad joke of a fashion show,” while the New York Times busted out the claws and compared Lohan’s new gig to “something akin to a McDonald’s fry cook taking the reins of a three-star Michelin restaurant.” (Oh hell yeah!) According to reports, by the time Lohan and Estrella did the meant-to-be triumphant smile-wave-and-bow at the end of the show, editors from key fashion publications had already fled. Applause was scarce.

One look at the pics from the catwalk and you can see why. The collection started off okay, with a strapless mini dress in Ungaro’s signature fuchsia, only to degenerate into an absolute merde-tastic mess comprised of high-waisted harem pants, bandeau tops adorned with hearts in the cleavage area, and a series of jackets and blouses that floated open to flash sequined pasties. Uh-huh. SEQUINED PASTIES. Stay classy, Lindsay.

8:18 Who knows what she’s doing to herself. Her appearance can be described using Entertainment Weekly’s headline, Quelle horreur!

In the Times article, Ungaro CEO Mounir Moufarrige admits that his main goal in hiring Lohan was “to generate publicity.” (Also known as a publicity stunt.) But mon dieu, a reaction that can be best summed up by a body noise can’t be what Monsieur had in mind. What’s puzzling is why he thought Lohan was the right person to reinvigorate the brand in the first place. She might be obsessed with fashion, but she’s hardly been synonymous with impeccable style — much less proven herself capable of overseeing a couture label like Ungaro. Earlier this year, the self-tanning maven starred in a much ridiculed spot for the mass-produced Euro brand Fornarina. Isn’t that more her speed? Even when she guest judged on Project Runway this season, Lohan offered little in the way of actual fashion savvy. From what I recall, she mostly sat there and scowled. Oh, what I’d give to hear what Nina Garcia thought of Lohan’s Ungaro misfire. I’m guessing it’d be something along the lines of: “Lindsay, I question your taste level.”

What do you think? Is Lohan’s inauspicious debut at the Paris shows the sartorial equivalent of her last movie (that’d be Labor Pains) going directly to TV? If the acting roles are drying up and now she’s striking out in fashion, what is Lohan to do?

"Ms. Lohan sat in a booth in the dark Philippe Starck-designed bar surrounded by her posse, a bottle of Evian and petit-fours on the table in front of her. Ms. Archs sat at the next table over, her back to her design partner, studying print-outs of reviews from the show."

Would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall for this dismal party!!!!!

She looks like Heidi Fleiss.

A strinking resembelence.

At this point, even porn seems too dignified for her - they are getting paid and awards for it.

I woke up with a touch of hangover, perhaps a budding flu, Santa-Ana-windy gnarly hair from a midnight cruise with my man on PCH, and one eye lid half-shut by waterproof mascara, and, WOW, I look STUNNING compared to this ho!!!

... she makes me feel GREAT! THAT's why I love her.

Fashion critics rip Lindsay Lohan's Ungaro collection to shreds!

Lindsay Lohan and Spanish designer Estrella Archs showed off their new hot mess of a Spring 2010 Ungaro collection today in Paris.

And the Fashion World's Mean Girls could simply not stop ragging on how bad it was.

One Twitter trendoid was appalled at the lack of gowns.

Another from WSJ tweeted that the clothes featured "hearts on butts." Oh, dear. Always a mistake.

And then there were the heart-shaped pasties....

'It's not good to show your nipples, so they should be covered,' Lohan wisely told Reuters, referring to the omnipresent heart-shaped pasties. This did not explain why some models wore larger versions of the heart-shaped pasties on their foreheads.

WWD -- still known as the Bible of the Fashion World -- called the collection "an “embarrassment," among other things.

"As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case chez Ungaro during the post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and “creative directed” by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies?"

Backstage, Lindsay admitted the brightly colored collection was a rush job.
Keep reading to see some of the .... designs.

Oh. My. God.

Well, now wait. We could see this stuff at Forever 21.

But will there even be a next season for Lindsay and Ungaro?

Lindsay Lohan makes her design debut at Paris Fashion Week
By Entertainment Editor Ben Davey

ONE-time Disney ‘tween come bisexual Hollywood bad girl Lindsay Lohan can now list fashion adviser on her resume after stepping out for the Emanuel Ungaro label at Paris Fashion Week.

Introduced as artistic director, Lohan strolled down the aisle with Spanish designer Estrella Archs during Ungaro’s show.

However, despite the assurances of Ungaro CEO Mounir Moufarrige that the Lohan-Archs partnership would be “an explosive combination”, several reviews of the Mean Girls star-influenced collection have been particularly negative.

Writing in The Independent, Susannah Frankel called the designs “a celebrity-led aesthetic that was obvious to the point of banality.”

Frankel said that the collection, which featured ultra-short dresses, loud colours, and sequins, was clearly aimed at a younger demographic.

“It was entertaining, certainly, but quite what any of it had to do with a name that once stood proudly for bourgeois elegance and, even more so, Parisian sophistication is less clear.”

The New York Times’ Suzy Menkes wrote that while there were some positives in Lohan’s couture debut, there was a certain ubiquity to the designs. “Will this collection of hearts but with no soul be enough to entice young women who could probably find these looks anywhere?”

Despite the less than glowing reception, Lohan stood by her first foray into fashion.

She called the show “the hardest thing I've ever done”.

In an earlier interview with the UK’s Daily Mail, Lohan said: “This is the real me. Working with Estrella and the team at Ungaro is a dream come true.”

“Fashion is one of my favourite things in the world and this is the best week of my life.”

However, whether Lohan will have a lasting career in fashion is unknown, with many regarding the tabloid-regular’s position at Ungaro as little more than a publicity stunt.

Acknowledging Lohan’s reputation as a wild-child, Moufarrige admitted that bringing the scandal-magnet on board was “risky business”. Adding that “it’s the clothes that talk”, Moufarrige also hinted that hiring Lohan was a calculated publicity grab.

8:42 LOL!

When Britney had the ol' 5150 called on her, she had family around her (they're questionable at times, but she had at least a few supportive folks around).

Who does LiLo have who cares enough about her to put her in the nut hut for her own health?
No one?
They're all enabling scum - her parents are disgusting fame whores. Her younger/older sister is 15 and has boob implants!
The whole family is cheap, tawdry and out-of-control.

YUK

LL looks beat---she's surpassing Ali in the middle aged looking department.

Maybe this is White Oprah's plan, she's starting to look younger than these two.

She's 23 and looks like a 36 year old junkie. Is there something in DJ pussy juice that corrodes the face?

Fashion! Fun! Freaky! FAIL!

Goddamn, these pics of LiLo are so Halloween I'm craving candy corn.

I mean she always looks terrible but,WOW,
she looks TERRIBLE in these pics!!

If she would just change that
hideous hair and makeup it would help a little bit.

Nasty.

Blohan needs to fall down an empty well, NOW. Her existence is pretty f*ckin' pointless at this juncture.

Except as a cautionary tale...Drugs are bad, mmmkay???

Shortly before Paris Fashion Week, the legging company, 6126 released a new ad with Lindsay wearing shredded leggings posing on a stripper pole (it sounds like a joke but it wasn‘t). The ad inspired a msn.com writer to offer unsolicited advice.

Unsolicited Advice: Fixing Lindsay Lohan's Leggings' Marketing Strategy
WonderWall, October 1, 2009
By Melissa Hunter

Lindsay Lohan has had quite a few fails this year personally and professionally. In the leggings world, however, Lindsay reigns queen of spandex. Her line, 6126, tweeted this picture of LiLo in leggings that seem to contain more holes that they do Lycra. And a neon yellow leopard top, if it qualifies as such.

In terms of the Lindsay Lohan brand, this image fits right in. However, when it comes to 6126's mission statement, something about Lindsay and the branding doesn't quite add up. Let's take a look at their poem (yes, it's written in verse) on their homepage.

It reads:

"Once upon a time...chic was swank, elegance was a la mode, and glamour reigned." Ooh, it's a fairy tale, I'm liking where this is going. "Today, 6126 honors the enchantment of classic allure. Our collection salutes strong women who understand that confidence is bewitching and playful sophistication is always in vogue."

OMG! I'm totally all those things!

"Welcome to the seductive world of 6126, a lifestyle brand of feminine power and grace. Because the glamour of once upon a time is timeless."

Seriously, if they want to target their key audience who WANT to buy stretch pants hocked by Lindsay Lohan, I have some suggested edits to this poetry for you:

Once upon a time... chic was swank, elegance was a la mode, and glamour reigned. Today, girls wear liquid leggings over see-through shirts and pair it with some Uggs.

Welcome to the hot mess party world of Lindsay Lohan, where you don't have to take off your pajamas to go get wasted at a club.

Now THAT'S a directed marketing campaign. Free of charge.

She says she’s never “worked” harder in her life. She also says she’s relieved it’s over. And that the process was rather rushed this time, and this was all said before the show started. Almost like a built-in excuse.

Of course. There’s always a built-in excuse. But there’s only one excuse for her face. Hon, you’re only 23.

Note also that despite her Twitter begging, and even though Rihanna and Katy Perry and many other celebrities were in town, no one showed to support Lindsay. After all, Rihanna and Katy were off cocktailing with Gaultier and Lagerfeld.

Like, please.

Who is Lindsay Lohan?

OK, hang on. What are they selling again? Let's take a moment to pull the buzz words out of that little sonnet: Glamour; chic; swank; elegance; a la mode; confidence; sophistication; power; grace. All the things everyone associates with Lindsay in a pair of holey leggings, naturally.

It was written in verse. I closed the line breaks in order to make fewer posts.

"The line she and Estrella Archs designed contained some "truly hideous fashion faux pas", according to the London Telegraph. These were reportedly too-short dresses, not enough jewelery and over-use of sequins.

"not enough jewelery"...now THAT is catty...insiders know that Lilo's contract with Ungaro states that NO valuable jewelery or furs can be on the premises of shows or shoots when Ms."Sticky Fingers" is present.

Ungaro is brining in Courtney Love to help her.

Okay. Her parents are responsible for her becoming a child actor. But when should a young adult take responsibility for sorting out the problems they create for themselves? 18? 21? 25? 30? Really, what age? I have a hard time feeling much empathy for Lindsay’s predicament because she was told to reign it in by a mover and shaker in the movie industry, co-stars, rehab doctors, alcohol and drug counselors, and a judge. She seems to ignore everyone’s advice.

She’s an adult. The dysfunctional family excuse is wearing thin. I have met many young adults who came from dysfunctional families. To their credit, they busted their butts to work their way through school. It wasn’t their fault life handed them lemons either. But they were smart enough to make lemonade.

WWD’s Jennifer Weil wrote an article about the make-up chosen for Ungaro’s models. It had a snarky title, "A Lippy Look at Emanuel Ungaro‎."

Publicity is one thing (everyone slows down to stare a a train-wreck), store orders are another.

I may get trashed on this site but I, and many of my friends, are lucky enough to be able to afford some of the clothes in the ready-to-wear lines being shown in Paris this week.

I guess we are the "young" group Ungaro hoped to attract.

Will we be flocking to the Ungaro boutique at Barney's? NO!!!

Gee, blazers with sequin hearts akwardly sewn on?

1970's huge harem pants?

The laughable nipple pasties?

Lilo and the line and the publicity stunt are already yesterday's news.

Anyone interested in hip and gorgeous fashion need only look at some of the stunning show revue pics on WWD (esp McCartney and Dries Van Noten)

Celebrities ignored the show. Fashion editors and buyers fled after runway ended. Some ducked reporters questions. Nearly everyone avoided the after party. Some people showed up for free champagne at the store.

9:47 you have a great sense of style. McCartney’s collection was fantastic. Fashion editors loved Van Noten!

go to lindsay lohan source

For pics Of Bloho dreSsed in a black/white costume at a Book Launch - October 5.

Did anyone tell her she's a bit early for HALLOWEN??

Yeah, the above site(lindsay lohan source) also has pics of a very dejected looking Bloho at her fashion afterparty.

No celebs, no major fashion editors attended. Not even pics of Aunt Ali or her Mommy Dearest.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

A swashbuckling pirate attended Mario de Janeiro Testino’s book launch.

Thanks 9:58!

Many people in high pressure jobs work ALOT and do not have a personal hair, make-up and hair stylists at their beck and call, and they all still manage to show up for social events looking radiant or handsome.

Bloho "worked really hard" for 3 days (after shopping each day) and she looked like a 40 year old hag on the runway in Paris.

Poor.White.Trash.Forevah.

Emanuel Ungaro RTW Spring 2010
by WWD Staff

As for Lohan, she’ll weather the criticism, hardly her first or her juiciest, and move on when her contract allows. But Archs has her work cut out for her. Backstage after the show, she said the collection “had to be designed very quickly.” Perhaps that was the problem. This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, nonskilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about. (Let’s just say the ladies’ joint bow didn’t radiate chemistry.)

No one ever said fashion design is brain surgery. It’s a different discipline altogether. But it is indeed a discipline and a commercial art, a fact variously muted and underscored by the celebrity infiltration of the last decade. And like brain surgery — yes, like brain surgery and all disciplines at which people work for years to develop proficiency — it has its rare geniuses and capable practitioners, all of whom must possess talent, skill and dedication. Being a young, pretty, controversial woman who looks good in clothes and photo ops just isn’t enough.

7:55 - you are a complete idiot. Her schedule is so busy, that's why she looks like crap and needs rest. The Singapore thing - 1hr plus 24 of partying, shooting a movie - 2 days, Ungaro line - 15 minutes, traveling by air - 3 days. And your point is? Don't be an idiot, she is a ragged whore who looks 45, no due to being busy, but rather 4 day benders on drugs and binging on booze and drugs for yrs. She has spent 1000x more time on Twitter and drifting about aimlessly than working. Her career(s) are all through and won't come back. She is now the laughing stock of numerous continents now, not just the US.

These reviews are great. Love every one. Glad someone is telling it like it is. This skank's career ended long ago, she and her moronic family just haven't realized it yet.

Ballet flats have returned. Yesterday she was wearing a pretty pair of black ballet flats instead of those hideous roman gladiator sandals.

She says she’s never “worked” harder in her life.

The saddest thing is she was probably telling the truth. And look at the laughable end result!

God, all the ordinary, but so stylish women of Paris must be aghast at Bloho's appearance.

Sorry Paris, we aren't all like her or her Aunt that she drags around.

10:25 I’m glad you like reading the reviews. Yesterday I said, I would post more reviews but time didn't permit. I gave the benefit of the doubt to the person who said the European reviews were favorable. I asked them for links twice. None appeared. I’m chalking it up to being a figment of their fevered imagination. Even the most talent publicist couldn’t spin the horrible international reviews!

10:10--exactly!!

What a dream it would be if Hohan was locked into her pretty office, with no cigarettes, pills or cellphone and forced to read all the comments and reviews about "her fashion show"(as she put it on Twitter for everyone to see.)

Ooops, WHAT did I write? How about likED and talentED. :)

Thanks 5:10

American Media Inc. owns the National Enquirer and radaronline.com. I wonder if the company uses checkbook journalism for all their media outlets. One of these days, I hope to find out.

http:// www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/10/exclusive-interview-michael-lohan-fears-prescription-drugs-are-killing-lindsay

Who has a father like Michael Lohan, you do not need enemies.

Lindsay Lohan’s Paris fashion failure
By ROBIN GIVHAN

For the fashion industry, one of the main lures of Paris — aside from the shopping opportunities, rich food and deep-pocketed advertisers — is the design community’s ability to surprise its audience.

The potential to instill a certain degree of anticipation and wide-eyed wonder in seen-it-all editors and retailers is one way this French city has maintained its reputation. The fashion industry believes in Paris’ power to foretell the future.

What it has hinted at so far, however, has been unnerving for those who know that it takes a unique skill to be a designer.

Baffling news began in summer with the installation of actor and perennial paparazzi bait Lindsay Lohan as artistic adviser of Emanuel Ungaro. The move was wholly intended to ratchet up publicity for a house that has been rapidly fading from prominence. It also read like a brutal insult to design school graduates with talent and expertise but without an archive of photos on TMZ.

Lohan showed her collection Sunday in the Carrousel du Louvre. Oh, how very strange and disconcerting to type such a sentence: Lohan, collection, Louvre. The city that gave the world Chanel, Balenciaga, Yves Saint Laurent, now has Lindsay.

The collection was dominated by fuchsia. It included safety-orange ruched leggings, heart prints, genie pants and heart-shaped glittering pasties. It lacked finesse, sophistication, technical skill and any evidence of good taste.

TO TODAY POSTER ALL I HAVE TO SAY LOUD AND CLEAR IS: "YOU FCUKIN ROCK" JOB WELL DONE BSET COMMENTS "EVER" PLEASE TAKE A BOW SHIT TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT YOU DISERVE IT BIG TIME!!!!

PS I love the nut hut still LMFAO to that one...
Keep up the good work Fcuk the Lohans they suck!!!
And im sure you can tell Monster Mothers comments

again GREAT job!!!! thanks for the laughs too you made my day :)xooxoxox

I’ve read his earlier interviews. Where did it get him? Nowhere. What kind of father discusses his daughter’s prescription drug abuse problem and fears about her dying with the media? If he’s worried, he should take it up with his daughter - privately. Though I doubt she’ll listen to him.

Ha Ha Mummy you were the one that couldnt provide the links to your bullshit lies and now some with a great set of balls shoved it up your ass!!!
F**KING PRICELESS!!!!
and to this person BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!BRAVO!!
I like your style

11:38 Several of us have been sharing the bad reviews for a couple of days (but you're welcome). When I read my favorite NYT's quote here, it made me laugh as hard as it did when I read it on their site. Thanks to whoever posted it!

[Lohan’s] “arrival was greeted by critics as if a McDonald’s fry cook had been installed as the chef of a three-star Michelin restaurant.”


A perfect line!

11:21 Thanks for the info about Egotastic!

Someone has a awesome scene of humor I too would like to say thanks for the comments today and yes please take a bow!!

11:52 I laughed so hard when I read that I couldnt even get it out when i was call my friend to tell her that great line Im still laughing about it true classic!!

somebody better do an intervention - she aint gonna make it to xmas.

“I am crazy.” - Mounir Moufarrige

I agree with Mr. Moufarrige.

He certainly is crazy! ;)

12:00 Yes, it's a timeless classic!

12:01 Her family and friends have tried interventions. You can’t force a person to accept help. Nothing is going to work until SHE decides she wants help. It’s sad but true.

Do the people who posted bad reviews and good humor have to grimace and clutch each others hands in a white knuckled death grip (ala Lindsay Lohan) before taking a bow?

Just asking! ;)

Sam seems to be having a super good time in L.A.....she must love the drama-meltdown-free days and nights.

12:27 No doubt.

Michael Lohan is a true poet. Now I can understand why LiLo's eating pharmacies whole, because just reading his words makes me want to feed from one of Paula Abdul's nipples. - MK at dlisted.com

Thanks 12:40 but I try to avoid the nude sites. Paris, Lindsay and Britney did enough damage to my retinas back in their clubbing days. ;)

Thanks 8:08!

I hadn't seen the booing video until you mentioned where it could be found.

VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan Booed Off the Stage!

http:// www.celebuzz.com/video-lindsay-lohan-booed-off-s140811/

Too funny for words!

Later!

Is Ali back in Long Island being "home-schooled"?

The top right photo looks like she caught a glimpse of herself in a mirror.

Did Ali’s mother tell the Nassau County School District she was being home-schooled or unschooled? Yes, there is something known as unschooling. If you're not familiar with unschooling, Wikipedia has a fairly good overview.

Here is the phone number to the Merrick School Superintendent where Ali should be 516-992-7240
there address 21 Babylon Road Merrick New York 11566

FEEL FREE TO VOICE OR WRITE YOUR OPINIONS

12:21 yep your right - so in her case she doesnt want help - so the option is what - to let her kill herself? I give it till xmas. nice family - glad their not mine.

Damn she is getting uglier by the day, and by the drink..

Where is the mess??? She's done with fashion week and its tuesday is she still in Paris??

Damn she is getting uglier by the day, and by the drink..

2:42 I know this is not what you want to hear but it's the truth. She can’t be forced to accept help unless she is placed under a 5150 psychiatric hold for attempting suicide or displaying psychotic behavior. As far as I know, she has done neither. Erratic behavior? Yes. Psychotic behavior? No. Adults have the right to make their own decisions. Even bad decisions that could cost them their lives. If she keeps going down this path, don’t think she’ll make it to Christmas either. Ultimately, the choice is hers. If she does continue down this path, I hope her decision doesn’t cost an innocent bystander their life.

I’d rather live like a hermit in a remote cave than have her family (and that includes her).

3:06 Have you ever seen the scares on her left arm from cutting herself?? You dont concider that Erratic behavior??

Ali's School that she sholud be at is:
Calhoun
1786 Street
Merrick New York 11566

516-992-1300

again feel free to call or write the school can even get CPS involved

alis school address
1786 State Street

3:11, please read 3:06 again. I wrote, Erratic behavior? Yes. Psychotic behavior? No.

People have been speculating about the source of those marks. It’s important to remember it is still only idle speculation. Unless a family member or close friend confirms she is self-abusing and has her forcibly committed nothing can be done. I don’t think that is likely. Do you?

I want to add one more note. If Lindsay decides to take Ali into the bathroom for a 3-hour game of cops and Hostages, well, that kind of psychotic behavior would qualify her for a 5150 psychiatric hold. Even then she could be prematurely released and not be forced to accept help. Look at Britney Spears. Calming her down required two 5150’s, one 5250 and a nearly two year old conservatorship. Legally, her rights have been reduced to those of a minor.

Lindsay should seek help. But I wouldn’t hold your breath waiting for her to realize it.

3:35 Cops and Hostages I just laughed so hard at that your funny love your scene of humor.
But what you say makes scene,she wont help herself and her family will just keep throwing her to the wolfs that use her and spit her out. Monster Mother only cares about making a buck dosent care what kid makes it for her or what they do.
Ali is going down the wrong path quick and fast
I just cant believe CPS hasnt step in but Im sure MM can lie to them and have her kids lie for her.
The whole family is Nuts!!

We need to lighten up. So, consider this. If she was 5150’ed then prematurely released it could worsen the situation. She could end up in Mexico dining on cerviche with former paparazzo, Adnan Ghalib! Now seriously, who wants to see that again?! ;)

3:59 Adnan EWWWW!!

Bloho sure had an interesting week. The XIV Karats stuff is definitely under investigation and not looking good. She got completely savaged by the rest of the fashion industry, the public, and the blogs. Booed off stage with no where to hide as she publicly cried. And now good ol' pappy Bloho goes to the press, for all to see, and basically says that she is a drug addict and is sledding rapidly down a jagged rock strewn hill and right off a large cliff to even larger jagged rocks below. Then he has the balls to say in the same interview that his relationship with her is just fine. HA! Love it!

What to learn from this?

There may or may not be Karma in life, but there is most definitely a law of averages at work. If you live in a world of denial and constantly screw over other innocent people, and maybe even not so innocent people, eventually it will all come right back at you in a very nasty way!

In a sense, the parents gave them endless packs of matches when they were toddlers, now the house is not so surprisingly completely engulfed, and here come the parents, armed with fire extinguishers filled with napalm. Lovely.

Thanks 3:58. I was told cops and hostages traveled to other sites. It made me smile. :)

I think many people would like to see her family and friends wield influence and get her to change her path. Some people close to her have tried and failed because she is not receptive. She may be behaving immaturely but legally she is an adult. There are limitations to when and how an adult can be forced to get help. She needs open her eyes, look at what she has done to herself then seek help, asap.

Ali not being in school, hanging out in bars and being a passenger in speeding cars in the middle of the night - now that is inexcusable. Ali is a 15 year old minor. BOTH her parents are responsible for reigning in her behavior.

4:13 LOL!

4:19 Hmmm, maybe she’s acting out because they didn’t give her a Zippo to light the napalm?! ;)

Wonder why LiLo hasnt shown her face since sunday??

Looking at the scary photos on the top of the page, dare I ask...which face?! ;)

Oh, I'm sure Zippos (and probably crack torches, for that matter) made for fine X-mas gifts for the whole family when they were kids, but she is an adult now. Plenty of good people have come from rough upbringings, but this is obviously not the case here.

And to the person responsible for the Truly EPIC line "Cops and Hostages", that line is a classic that appears everywhere to this day! Take a deep bow for that masterful line! And I was probably one of the many people who told you of its' widespread usage! Job well done!

Ok this is what I think.We all know the Lohans are Liars and always need to blame others right? Well for micheal to go to radaronline and do what he did,that only means they are going to blame the prescription drugs on her failure in paris
LL wanted to throw it in Charlette Ronsons face so bad,She made sure that the paps could find her 24/7 on twitter and than she went on her old acct. posted a picture of what she called (cough cough) her collection
I do remeber a comments that someone said that LL had something up her sleeve and it was going to bite her in the ass and smack her in the face and boy oh boy did it ever.
Anyway mark my words the Lohans are up to no good again..

She is a loser in life and everything else. Plus she is a gross tool who has no talent or skills, except licking and sucking. She totally sucks.

Why do I suddenly picture the Blohans driving a decrepit horse drawn gypsy wagon from carnie event to carnie event; as the kids go out and pick pocket wallets/purses while the parents grift people out of their hard earned money on fixed and unwinnable games?

Besides keeping TMZ, X17 and Radar Online and the rags on speed dial for interviews and statements, has her father ever said what HE plans to do about Lindsay (who looks like she has one foot in the grave)? Has he said anything about what HE plans to do about Ali being alone with an older sister, who is clearly out of control?

Hi 4:42!

Smiling and bowing LOL! :D

Michael K needs to see that line! So do many of the other blogs! It still makes me snicker a bit to this day! Love it! Perhaps the most memorable line I have ever seen dropped in a blog! That's saying a lot too!

Has anyone notice how nice its been without the Lohans stupid ass comments

I haven’t been reading about Lindsay and the rest of the Lohan clan for as long as most of you. I get the impression every major failure (and the list is growing) has been met with the same old public relations spin. After each failure, they seem to immediately push her into another new venture only to see her fail again. Even a person with a healthy, stable personality would feel demoralized. There is more to life than money and fame. Nothing will change until she’s ready to be introspective and understands she is slowly killing herself. Oh, it may not feel like slow suicide right now - but her frail body alone makes her ripe for a massive heart attack or fatal stroke. Then consider the internal damage that she may be causing from prescription drug abuse on top of that. Not good!

New York Post the page six has again today that Lindsay was a "Fashion Flop"

Carnie folk, that‘s funny!

Kind of hard to tell lies when the others in the same 'family' are letting the truth rip out like a long festering, crapnel filled fart! The Blohan family laundry being aired has copious skid marks!

4:56, you're too kind. I'm blushing!

5:08 Rotf and lmfao!!! Good one

^Own it! Love it! Relish it!

5:08 LOL!

I love reading MK and the comments at dlisted. One of these days, I might try posting.

Oh, you absolutely should! Talented wordsmithing is quickly recognized and you'd be welcomed with open arms!

bad complexion, balding, no muscle tone,uneducated, looks at least 40

Has she ever said she has ADD or was prescribed Adderall? The reason I’m asking is because I’ve seen the drug mentioned here.

Lindsay Dina and Ali take Adderial for weight loose. Thats one of the side effects lost of appertite. That what Nicole Richie also used when she looked like a rail.

Does everyone know if a person does NOT have Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and takes Adderall or Ritalin it has the same effect as taking speed? If the person is pharming (grinding and snorting) the drug can be lethal.

Eminem sang about the root of someone else’s prescription drug abuse in “We Made You.”

"... And this time it wont be for the Ritalin binge!"

5:18 Thanks, that was sweet!

Pharming causes red, powdered nostrils just like cocaine.

5:27 Yes it dose they say that Ritalin is another form of Cocaine. Monteal Williams did a whole show about it. Also i went with my sister toa nero visit with my nephew and they wanted to give adderial to him I asked the doctor what the side effects are andin a nut shell he said it was like 3 cups of cofffee well that just scared the crapoutofme to put a young child on that I turned tomy sister and said no way!!
Also if you look at a can of red bull (which lindsay lives on) one of the ingerdance is Inositol thats what they use to cut cocaine with

Adderall is pretty much the new cocaine. Easier to talk a doctor into than a pot RX in Cali. They do not test for prescribed drugs either.

6:45 you're an ass--as well as so many others on here

I was in IM with a friend who compared the act of cutting to the steam value on a pressure cooker. Having never met someone who was a cutter, I can honestly say, I don’t want to know what is boiling in that water!

5:43 I’m not 6:45 BUT I’d like to say I can hear YOUR steam valve hissing. You should turn down the heat on whatever you're boiling. We wouldn’t want you to blow your lid and make a mess of yourself.

Oh and stay away from sharp objects, okay?!

5:43 Your the ass there isnt a 6:45 DUHHH huh you must be a Lohan
Lindsay is that you???

5:26, 5:36 and 5:38 Thanks for the responses. When are these people going to learn prescription drug abuse kills as quickly and effectively as street drugs?

Lindsay looked fabulous at the ungaro fashion show; as usual x17 likes to pick some weird pictures of her. Urgh!

5:54 Actually there was. That person was OVERreacting something from October 5, 2009 6:45 PM. It was funny watching someone get worked up over a day old post.

OMG the Lohans arein the house!!!!

Lindsay looked hilirous at the ungaro fashion show I never Laughed so hard

Something tells me we are going to have to do a photo round-up soon. X17's photos were actually kinder than the photos I have seen on other sites. MUCH kinder.

6:05 I went back and read it LOL guess LiLo didnt like what she read...

6:05 I went back and read it LOL guess LiLo didnt like what she read...

Feast your eyes on an absolutely stunning star!

http:// bit.ly/Ef2NO

6:13 I guess we'll just have to call that critic a hater, huh?! LOL ;)

I love the hat!

LMFAO that was the picture of lindsay from NYC fashion week!!

6:13 Of course, I meant the steam valve at 5:43.

6:24 (2nd) Yes I know im still laughing and agree she's a hater LMFAO

6:24 Stunning photo wasn't it? She wore a similar ensemble for Paris Fashion Week!

6:24 dieing to know but you dont have to answer its all cool East coast or West coast are you from??

6:28 Very good, LOL! I didn't want you to think I meant 6:45 (who was right about the bad reviews). In fact, many bad reviews were posted today.

I'm a native New Yorker. Living elsewhere on the East Coast.

How about you?

Don't be too harsh PEOPLE!!!! chill. ;)

She spent last week in singapore rather than working with Ungaro.

Harsh? Meh

6:35 I sware i just P eed my pants i cant even type im laughing so frekin hard give me a min. Ill be back

6:38 Same here Island girl

She’s been busy. Booed in the Pacific then sneered at in Europe. What's she doing for an encore?

6:47 I am ROTF so bad that I feel like that little old lady who couldnt get up

6:47 I thought so. :) I’m from Suffolk County. I still have family and friends in New York.

6:49 Life is short. Go for the punch line! ;)

I Cant get up!!!

Nassua county for me. I would love to meet you. You made my day !!

Gone but not forgotten

Damn! I used Google images to search for “Lindsay Lohan in Paris” and it returned images of "The Three Bimbos of the Apocalypse" - Paris, Lindsay and Britney.

My Eyes, my eyes!

7:03 It's been fun talking to you too.

Now that Lindsay has a new office her "dream come true" dose this mean she will stay in Paris fcuking that creepy owner of Ungaro or that nasty ass desinger or will she be returning to LA to stalk samantha??

I left New York to attend college and didn‘t return to live there. People have a hard time figuring out where I hail from because I don’t have a New York accent. Well 99.9% of the time. When someone asks me where I’m from - my answer tells the story. I'm from Longgggggg Island. Yep, I still drag the G! LOL! :)

In the top right picture why is her tounge black??

7:10 same here but the laughs were great thanks. You seem like a great person and your humor is awesome!! Dont ever change cause people like you are hard to find..

Because it matches her black lungs!

7:14 I'm going with the first option because...

“I am crazy.” - Mounir Moufarrige

7:22 LOL so true!!

7:23 I just snorked with my laughter lol

btw I'M Nikki

7:22 Thanks, you're sweet! :) It's great talking with someone who has a good sense of humor. We might as well enjoy life before we all line up in front of the exit sign, right?! ;)

7:14 i think she'll be returning to LA soon. She can't be away from samantha for too long. It'll drive her NUTS! IF SHE ISN'T ALREADY!!!!!!

7:28 I should write Mounir Moufarrige a thank you note on stationary, His quote is a gem!

Oh wait.

I hope he doesn‘t disappear too! ;)

Hi N.

I'm A.

7:30 our good sence of humor will keep us around for a longgggg (haha i dragged the g too) time!!
Bet lindsay hits that exit sign before we do

Lindsay looks very old for her age, she doesn't look like a 23 years old girl, she looks at least 30...I'm 27 and I look at least 10 years younger than her who is 23!

7:39 Yes, if you remember to laugh a little every day you'll be happier and live longggger! ;)

Lindsay should consult her REHAB/GPS for a course correction to avoid the flashing exit sign ahead.

I don't know what happened to her in the last few years but she looks old and wasted!She used to be cute and fine years ago!

7:48 Your AMAZING!! LMFAO The 7:35 comment is priceless

Nite A see ya around the Lindsay blogs it was fun..
ps your ears will be ringing from me, gonna share all the humor you told me today

Good for you, 7:41! You sound like you take care of your health. I work with young adults. She looks at least 10 years older than every 23 year old I have ever known. It's very sad to see what she’s doing to herself. Your hair, skin and nails are a reflection of your overall health. Now consider what is happening inside her body. Nothing is worth doing permanent damage to your body. You might as well be as healthy as you can be so you can enjoy the longggg years of your life. Good nutrition and exercise are important. Start young and keep goinggggg! ;)

It was fun.

Goodnight N! :)

~A (with the ringing ears)

A one last note fyi you did a amazing job today the post the comments the humor you even keeped the lohans out wow this is a first,you rocked it!! take what ever you want lindsay said its ok lol

Oh and 7:35 almost wrote itself! ;D

Nite Nite :)

8:09 :D

I'll drop in another night for a some laughs! I hope to see you again.

Enjoy tomorrow!

Night! :)

What is with this new scrunched up face in every picture? She seems to get addicted to expressions and poses.

First the hand on hip, then the peace sign, then the finger in the mouth, now the furrowed brow. I hate that I know this about her.

Lohan, get the f*ck out of the national consciousness until you have something useful to offer. In the meantime, get your sh*t together.

Far more of us have had to come back from far worse situations, and we are contributing members of society.

"When you hug her she's like, vacant inside."

Lifeless eyes...always in desperate need of attention...her only happiness seems to be from her excessive shopping sprees...get her to a shrink fast.

Where's White O? Does she even care that her daughter looks older than she does?

Why is she always making that face??? Do I make that face when I am wasted?? That furrowed brow smirk??? Doesn't she look at the pap photos of herself??

Does prescription drug use make your bras disappear?

That's not horrible makeup...that's her face.

And no, this is not a scam any more than Britney's meltdown was a scam. This is another example of the hollywood star culture of unbridled self indulgence devouring its young.

Wow! This girl does need some serious help. She looks like Pammy Anderson's older sister!

Sad part is Ali worships her sister- even though she is a mess and a joke in Hollywood, NYC and now Paris.

10:24 sooooooooo LOL

Johnny Ikon on twitter!! Letter to Ali

Freak!

I sell a rat

10:24 Looking at my bottle of Claritin with suspicious eyes.

Blotting tiny beads of perspiration forming on my brow.

Pulling my blouse up around my head like a turtle, searching...

Whew! My bra is still there!

Maybe it happens with other prescriptions.

Everyone check to make sure their girls still have a home!

Road Kill, do you sell the rats by the pound or tail? Just askin! ;)

one at a time

8:53 - *smell

(legacy works)

Oh, I understand. You want to play a modified game of clue. Okay. When you field dressed your rats did you apply tiny nipple pastes?

Ooops, it should say pasties!

So what do your rats smell like?

(Try not to be too graphic, okay?!)

No had to use duk tape you ake do with wats at hand

Excellent use for duct tape!

Sinamin & Vannila

Oh, I have another one! When you bagged your rat limit, were you dressed like Miss Scarlet, in the conservatory with the revolver?

Very seasonal scents!

limit?

Oh, you don't have a rat hunting limit!

Do your rats taste like chicken?

Adam in the garden with delysid

Which rat cooking method do you prefer?

Boiled, baked, broiled, pan seared, deep fried?

Do you offer complimentary recipes with every rat purchase?

lol

Delysid? Could you help me with the last word?

do i sound like tech support?

Well, I’m pressed for time. I liked your hard sales pitch. Put me down for two pre-cooked 2-3 lb. rats. I want a thin deli slice, spicy brown mustard and a dozen Kaiser rolls. Charge my AMX then overnight my order to Lindsay. The girl looks like she could use a sandwich! ;)

stones only, hers will be labeled "double whip"

It sounds good to me. Thanks for taking my order. I'll recommend your fine fresh rat establishment to a friend looking for the perfect gift. By the way, I love your new web site. It's very sleek and user-friendly. I'll pass along the address.

www.feed-a-hollywood-lollipop.com

Have fun! :)

Bye!

LMFAO!! you still there??

I prefer goats

Hi 11:19! :)

It’s been a busy day.

Goats?! Well that’s the ideal main course for the clan’s stateside reunion. It’s not every day they have something as big to celebrate as the Ungaro *cough* triumph. It has to be special. Do you have a 666 Brand ™ emaciated, cloven-hoofed beast? I’m thinking it should be slow-roasted on a open BBQ spit with one black, polished hoof jammed in it’s mouth. Then basted to perfection with a mixture of Colt 45, Red Bull and a secret ingredient, Adderall. Yum, good eats! :D

I’ll leave it up to the rest of you to select the side dishes.

Bye again!

France Bean Cobain was raised by her grandmother. She has her late father’s passion and her mother’s boldness but she is her own person. When she has something to say, she doesn’t’ mince words. Way to go, France Bean!

Frances Bean Cobain seems to have inherited a knack for the Twitter dramz from mom Courtney Love. But at least we can kind of decipher what the 17-year-old is trying to say, unlike her mom's random rants about mortgage fraud or whatever is upsetting her at the moment.

For instance, it is very clear that the daughter of Love and Kurt Cobain does not like the sister of Lindsay Lohan at all. Famous-person relative fight!

At first we thought Frances' open hate letter was the result of 15-year-old Ali Lohan wandering around Paris Fashion Week wearing tiny little dresses and sky-high heels. But no, it was this—"Christmas Magic" from Ali's 2006 holiday album.

"This is the reason why i refuse entitlement to the fullest extent," Frances tweeted.

And now for the epic rant that soon followed, titled "This is my open letter to Ali Lohan," complete with the grammatical and spelling errors that make it a true Love-Cobain family rant:

"Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one."

"You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous."

Wow, this is an unanticipated (and seemingly unprovoked) celebrity feud!!!! Burn!

Courtney Love's daughter Frances Bean Cobain just penned an open letter to Lindsay Lohan's little sister Ali, telling her she lacks "talent, social understanding and credibility".

It appears the pair have never met, but Frances thinks she knows the score.

"it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of [Redacted] & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there."

"people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed."

"You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea."

"Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self."

So yeah, Frances really does not like Ali Lohan. Frances then spent the rest of her day defending herself against people calling her out for bad grammar and the hypocrisy of also using her famous last name to land an internship at Rolling Stone. Now she's deleted her account, but everything lives forever on the Internet.

France Bean’s last name undoubtedly helped her get an internship with Rolling Stone but at least the girl has a real job.

She isn’t a bar stool warming.

Nice job, Frances Bean!

*warmer*

^ A^ you on???

1:52 That was weird. We must have been reading the same story on different sites at the same time.

I love the fact that Frances did that..When I saw it this morning i laughed so hard To Sha Frances!!

Yes, N but only briefly.

Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic must have smiled when they heard about Frances Bean on Twitter.

Poor Lindsay.

Can't fight genes.

Or Long Island.

Smart girl! I hope she lives her dream. :)

Hey did you see on perez's site Dinas coming out with a shoe line?? Wait it gets better she's calling her line LMFAO shoe-han LOL I couldnt wait to share this with you well rip on it later I have a kick boxing class and will be back around 8:30 Oh check out her twitter she's such a ass!! bye

Ask any ex-user or addiction specialist and they'll tell you the same, opiate addiction is the hardest one to beat.

It feels like 'love' or a 'hug' every time you take a hit/pill/smoke/line/shot. It's the best feeling in the world, nothing hurts any more, everything is warm and soft - until the day comes (and it really does come far too fast) that you can't reproduce that loving feeling anymore, you 'chase the dragon' daily, hourly, or by the minute to get the love again. Then shortly after, you have to keep using just so you don't get sick, and drug sick is insane,

...I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

ps were your ears ringing lol

I haven't read Perez for about a month. It sounds like a funny story. A couple of days ago, I read his new fashion site, Coco Perez. Very funny!

I have to leave.

Here are two new article.

Have fun reading!

E! Online Fashion Police
Everyone hates Lindsay Lohan's Fashion

http:// www.eonline.com/uberblog/b147432_everyone_hates_lindsay_lohans_fashion.html


Times Online
Lohan’s new role is several sizes too big

http:// women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/fashion/article6864950.ece

I have a kick boxing class

Now THAT sounds fun!

Have a great workout!

Mikey Boy wants to be Jon Gosslin new legal adviser way too funny

Yes, my ears were ringing LOL!

Later!

~A

Mikey Boy wants to be Jon Gosslin new legal adviser way too funny

What a pair. LOL!

I'll try to catch up later.

Frances bean cobain, who is the daughter of kurt cobain and courtney love went off on ali lohan in one of the most brutal things i have ever seen said about one of the lohan girls. Frances tore ali lohan a new asshole and that is putting it lightly. I will not post what she said about ali, but i am pretty sure that she is not the only one who feels that way about ali lohan. To see a lohan get called out like that and be put in her place is something that frances deserves to be applauded for. This may be the beginning of a family battle royale. The next thing that will happen will probably be courtney love going off on dina lohan and that is something that would be very entertaining to see. It certainly would be a lot more entertaining than a lindsay lohan movie. Everyone hates the lohans and that hatred that is directed at them is not going to go away. It is only going to increase as the years go by. How do you feel dina knowing that someone is calling out ali and telling her how much of a loser she is? For the record frances is 17 and ali is supposedly 15 even though she looks like she is 45. Maybe frances like a lot of other people were shocked to see ali dressed like a prostitute walking the streets of paris as if she was looking for someone who would be willing to spend the night with her. Lindsay by the way looks more and more like courtney love with every day that passes. If any of you want to see the brutal comments that were made about ali lohan then go to perez hilton.

Tee Frickin' Hee!!! That was a damn funny culo reaming by Francis Bean! It was all over the blogs too, so there was no possible way the Blohan KKKlan didn't see it! I bet the ciggie dropped right out of AliHo's mouth when she read that!

Good times!!!

Who is this Frabeq thing?
Everyone knows beautiful Ali.
Perhaps someone is jealous of the Lohans' fame and fortune.

yes u right 7:10 AM, We all know who Ali lohan but I'm also just know bout that francis cobain after read that ....

where's lilo? is she hiding?

Lind's is probably on everything booze, coke opiates, pot whatever she feels like and whatevers going around. It looks like she dosen't eat and sleep much and thats why she looks so strung out and haggard.

I always remember Marianne Faithfull saying that she had the sort of beauty that required regular food and rest. She made a bad junkie in that respect.

Others can forgo food and sleep and not deteriorate quite so rapidly. A young girl I know of showed me some before and after photos of herself. She got caught up with a bike gang and started using ice/meth. She was beautiful at 19 had worked as a stripper, and a walking corpse with brittle hair by 22. Tragedy. I hope she's recovered.

Bloho, not being used to being taken down in public, sneered at by the serious fashion world, humiliated again by being ignored by the girlfriend she adores, being stood up by Sam and all other friends and celebs at her laughable fashion show is wisely, for once, keeping her head down and her tweets silent.

MAYBE she can possibly get her friggin'act together and WORK seriously at what she professes to love.

And nice for us to get a break from her haggard face and retarded Aunt Ali.

Emmanuel, please take back your company. From sensuality and elegance (Anouk Aimee), we have gone down to skank with this desperate train wreck of Lohan.

She should be the muse of Heatherette not this historic atelier. Close down the business if it is to go in this direction.

Singer Katy Perry and Russell Brand look quite cozy together at John Galliano's Fashion show for Paris Fashion Week.

Other celebs, including Prince and Dita Von Deese, stopped by to check out his new collection, which of course didn't disappoint.

Hope Bloho attended at least a few other shows to see some REAL creative fashion design.

you are all killing her. its such a shame! this is a young woman in need of help. please don,t HATE! please support!!

2:15...I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

Of course you wouldn‘t. Neither would I. Nor would I stand idle while someone I loved tested the boundaries of their mortality. I doubt you (or any caring person) would.

None of us know which prescription drugs she’s been taking (yet). When her father spoke with Access Hollywood, he not-so-subtly hinted her prescription drug problem began in her teens at the other end of the pharmaceutical spectrum. He specially mentioned ADD medication. Methylphenidates show up on a drug test as an amphetamine.

IF she is still taking an amphetamine, I hope she’s not using opiates (as you suggested).

Unfortunately, some prescription drug abusers use opiates to come down. A reckless up/down cycle can’t be sustained. Down has a hard bottom. Sometimes the hard bottom it’s covered with beautiful bouquets, sprays and wreaths. Flowers, a prescription drug abuser can’t see, touch or smell.

Lindsay is in PARIS - see gossipcenter (or www . celbrity - gossip . net) for new photos of her in Paris (oct. 8). She's on her way to Ungaro office.

Here is the article from Access Hollywood. At this point, his concern about protecting her damaged image is nothing less than absurd.

http:// bit.ly/DhHeo

12:30 Stop being an enabler!

12:39 Are you sure she's not on her way to Old Navy?

http:// tinyurl.com/ycebvml

When asked if he would consider placing Lindsay under a conservatorship, like Britney Spears, he said it would be considered if it could solve the alleged problem.

“I’ll do whatever I have to do. She may hate me now but in the end she’s going to love, [because] she’s going to have her life back,” he continued. “I’ve seen pictures of her partying with Akon and other people over in Paris, and I don’t think she’s herself and I think people take advantage of people when they’re not themselves. And I’m not going to sit back wait anymore, I can’t watch her do this.”

Conservatorships are the new black!

www . celebrity - gossip . net
Lindsay lohan on her way to ungaro paris today. check it.

12:48 ROTFL!!!

12:54 LMAO!!!