What Lindsay Can Look Forward To At Lynwood

I knew a women who went to this jail. She said the worse thing was all the screaming and yelling at night. It never ended.

Why is she worried about lesbian gangs in jail? They like pus*y just like Lindsey likes it. Am I missing something?

Suffer hard, criminal Lowhan Loser!

why dont you just rename this site, The Lindsay Blog? Thats all I ever see on here.

Looking forward to her post jail interview
Awesome she is only serving 2 weeks

Tonight Bertha sneaks in and Blohan get to crochet a nice muff warmer from Bertha's Big Ol Bush!

No wonder LL has no respect for the law!

Maybe if we sent back all the illegals to mexico we would have enough room for our own criminals.

After knitting is over, then she'll be forced to learn how to play Folsom Prison Blues on Bertha's Massive Clam Harmonica!

blah blah blah........ so interesting!!!

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ikr? she's gotta being loving the thought of all the pent-up sexual energy!!!

Dont count your chickens before they hatch
Lilo was high as a kite when she went in and was calm
give her 48 hrs and the drama will begin

Dina is geting ready to go out and PARTY with Ali

Dina will teach Ali how to give BJ's in club bathrooms for blow

@5 36
Did you see Dina was out until midnight last night ?
Just...stunning

WHAT DID HER NAILS SAY TODAY????? F**K YOU TOO LL

How comes that girl Alexis has to do her full 180 days sentence for robbery, yet this woman who has two DUI's twice caught with cocaine possession, kidnap, and many other things gets to only do 14 days out of the whole 90 days due to "overcrowding". Its ridulious. Its like if a normal person does something to a celeb they are treated harshly, but if its the other way round they get of lightly. Pathetic.

if Paris can do it, Lindsay can do it too

@Sarah
Who said Alexis is doing the whole time?
I think she may be getting released this week looking at the tweets from her mom.

And Paris went to jail over one misdemeanor traffic offense and driving on a suspended licence while on probation?Crazy.
This is really a messed up justice system.

Not that I care for any so-called celebrities. Sick of them all.

I agree. People who miss meetings,should be locked up for life.
Murderers like 5:19/5:20 should be released after 2 days.

They are overcrowded because regular people do not get the breaks Lindsay gets.

Inmates cheered and shouted 'We love you' as Lindsay Lohan arrived to serve her prison sentence
Brenda Armstrong, 50, also being released after serving 20 days of a 120-day sentence, said: 'We all cheered when we saw her and said we loved her.'

Jen Devey, 21, also being released after served 45 days,
.Tiffany Hawes, who was being released after serving 35 days of a 180 day sentence for driving on a suspended licence, said: 'Lindsay was crying when she came in. She was handcuffed but seemed calm. We all started saying "God bless you Lindsay" and saying "Hi" to her and then she smiled at us.'

LOL
She won't be serving any more than 12 or 13 nights and will be let out at midnight on her last "day"

Dina drink and drive tonight I want to see you get a DUI and get locked up
Nothing more would make me happy!!

Sell Ali out on a street cornor to pay for your ticket back to New York

GO BACK TO LONG ISLAND YOU TRASH WHORE!!

6:24, I'm sure they love her. They really want to show her how much they love her in a very lesbonic manner.

She's also muscling in on the 3 strikes law now. Keep swinging Blohan, you'll get there eventually! And sooner than later!

she did a little bit more than "miss" meetings white doprah.
you better hope she doesn't start seeing clearly,you'll be cut out of her life,like the cancer that you are.
you useless vile pig,you're the reason
she's sitting in a jail cell tonight.

She isn't a felon she just has 7 misdemeanors

Yeah after her release she will hit the clubs before going to probation
cuz shes so stupiddddddd!!
Lindsay wont learn a damm thing from all of this
After rehab she will start filming Inferno they will have her so high on drugs to play Lovelace she will hit the lowest rock bottom anyone can get and OD and die
The Producers of Inferno dont even care because they got what they wanted
Finally a movie and Lindsay Lovelace died just like Linda Lovelace

she looks so naturally beautiful in the booking photo.

Live stream in court is disgusting (well, the media is). And those helicopters following her on her way to jail... WTF!

YO B!TCHES IM FROM NEW YORK AND WERE HAVING A LINDSAY LOHAN GOES TO JAIL PARTY!!
HOUSE IS "ROCKIN"!!

LINDSAY THE PUBLIC "HATES YOU"!!!

YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SUCKS AZZZZZZZZZ

BUNCH OF LYING SUK SUCKERS!!


LOHANS STAY IN LA

NEW YORK DOESNT WANT YOU BACK!

MIKEY BOY SUK SH!T YOUR SHOW COULDNT GET ON TV

DINA YOU COULDNT GET A REALITY SHOW IF YOUR BUCKED TOOTH HORSE FACE DEPENED ON IT

BACK TO THE LINDSAY LOHAN GOES TO JAIL WA HOOO PARTY!!

S

Having a Blast in the Hamptons
So glad Lindsay isnt here!!

Stay in jail lindsay your soooo annoying!

I guess she's more like her father than she thinks....

Must say, Lohan accepted her fate and took responsibility AND she was very brave today. Ofcourse she's scared, who wouldn't be? more and more respect for how she handles it all (especially for a 24 year old)

prettiest mug shot evah!!! very pretty!!!

Hey, why do all the pages in my black book say lindsay love?

The Roof The Roof is on fire we dont need no mother fcuker let the mother fcker die!!

LINDSAY LOHAN IS IN JAIL AND SITTING THERE ALL BY HERSELF!!

She is Jonesing right now while we are having so many laughs at her!!

Jail and DTs dont mix heheheehhehee!!

ALEXIS HAS A HOTTER AND SWEETER BODY THAN THAT SAGGY AZZ TITTY B!TCH LOHAN
I'D DO ALEXIS 100 XS MORE THAN LOHAN

ALEXIS YOU GET OUT BEFORE LOHAN GRAB THE INFERNO PART YOU WILL MAKE MILLIONS

ALEXIS FOR THE LOVELACE MOVIE!!!

TEAM ALEXIS YOU HOT SEXY B!TCH
BLOW LOHAN OUT OF THE WATER!!
YOU ARE WAY HOOOOOTTTEEERRR THAN LOHAN

LINDSAY IS A NASTY AS TRAILER PARK SLUT!


ALEXIS "INFERNO"!!
WE ALL WILL PAY BIG BUCKS TO SEE YOU NAKED IN IT YOUR BODY ROCKS AND YOU DONT NEED PHOTOSHOPPED!

ALEXIS CAREER MOVIE YOU WILL MAKE MILLIONS BABE GIRL!

May the Law keep hitting Lindsay Lohan with a Hammer

7:42, have you ever seen Alexis' boobs? You'd swear she's had a couple kids after seeing the deflated pair. Are you thinking of her "sister" Tess's boobs? If so then yes those are very, very nice. I prefer Katy Perry's big naturals. They rock!

Wtf is the matter with Lindsay's front teeth?

When did she become gap-toothed???

Good luck Lindsay!

all those charges against her are felonies

July 20, 2010 6:59 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

She isn't a felon she just has 7 misdemeanors
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Oh yeah? Right on her mugshot it list the charge as a FELONY!!! But of course, you asshats always have to make up the most ridiculous lies to enable the dumb bitch! Ho is in Jail for a Felony! One more black mark on a long, and getting longer, list of criminal charges!

2 weeks in jail and a forcedd 90 day rehab won't do squat for her. You just wait.
By next year come August 12 she will be back to her old self of lickin pu ssie and druggin.

8:04, you read my mind. No liars and their lies will be tolerated! Hohan better get used to being behind bars!

I am here to provide aid and comfort to Lindsay.

She looks good: eyes clear, strong resolve.

They want to break you Sweetheart, trying to break your spirit.

Like that's going to happen.

@8:06
That was a mistake they corrected it to misdemeanor which it is.
She has 7 misdemeanors

All these probation violations result from misdemeanor convictions for not going to alcohol classes.

No felony.

The booking document lists Aug. 2 as the "projected release date." A Sheriff's Department spokesman could not immediately reached for comment.

It's possible Lohan could serve more time because judge ruled out work release or electronic monitoring in the probation-violation case.

"Her projected release date is Aug. 1 or Aug. 2," he said, explaining that information initially posted on the sheriff's inmate information website was based on one 30-day sentence because a clerk missed Lohan's other two 30-day sentences.

Key Points:

"judge ruled out work release or electronic monitoring in the probation-violation case."

"inmate information website was based on one 30-day sentence because a clerk missed Lohan's other two 30-day sentences."

I could write a book about how an entire nation turned against Lindsay Lohan. She never did anything to hurt anyone. I think there was a public perception that she thought she could get away with anything.

All ready Indrain cashing in on Larry King on Lindsay Lohan

Twitter IndraniPC shes from Bravo her and Markus cashed in on X17 with the pictures yestarday thought Dina was money Hungry these two put Dina to shame

WOW not even 12hrs and already there cashing in

Guess when that 14 day stay came about there all going crazy

Tyler Sheilds is next at bat

Markus LA is thrid in line when he gets back from Bahamas tomorrow

John W Sharp/Goat you couldn't write your name on a check because you don't even have a checking account!

I read that her actual sentence was cut down to 51 and 25 percent of that is abou 14.
If inmates are getting released after 20 days out of 120 and 35 out of 160 then Lindsay will be doing no more than 2 weeks.

The enablers are desperate to defend their favorite criminal. It was her dumb ass that thought she was too entitled to ever get caught for her many crimes she's committed! Just how many crimes will she have to do and how many people will she have to steal from before you enablers get the clue? She constantly thumbs her nose at the law and now she is paying for it!

25% of three concurrent 30 days jail sentences (90 days) is 22.5 days. Use your dirty fingers and toes to count.

X17 needs to contact Lynwood to verify the projected release date because it did not account for 60 days of her sentence.

Revel did not modify the sentence. If she only served 51% of three concurrent 30 days jail sentences (90 days) she will be in jail for 45.9 days.

Lindsay Lohan will do her 90 days

8:40 it looks like that from the court order.

I would not be offended by someone abusing drugs. If they were not harming anyone they would just be abusing their own body.

I am not angry with her. I am just amazed at how deep and widespread the Lindsay hate is.

Could someone tell me when they first started to hate her. Say, I first stared to hate her when she: ???

8:41 I agree and once Lindsay is off the meds and the DTs kick in she will get more time for BAD BEHAVIOR

TRUE FACT!

Lynwood does not have the overcrowding problem it had when Paris was a resident and the judge did not modify her order.

It is 25% of your sentence for overcrowding but you can also get it cut for good behavior

Alcohol and illegal drug consumption while operating a vehicle is a crime against society and prosecuted as such by the district attorney's office on behalf of U.S. citizens because reckless behavior endangers innocent lives. PERIOD!

Her 3rd Booking No. 2409752

Lindsays ONLY true friends were Patrick and Samantha

The rest were users including Dina and Ali and Victoria Jenny and the rest of them

Patrick and Samantha are TRUE FRIENDS to Lindsay

The rest are money hungry users

Dina is #1 on that list and making Ali trail behind her its so sad and sickening

It's 2010 not 2007. Lynwood does not have a serious overcrowding problem.

Also budget cuts non violent offenders like Lindsay are the first to be released

July 20, 2010 7:23 PM
Posted by: herb

Hey, why do all the pages in my black book say lindsay love?

Hi Sherry! How's your neglected kid?

Am I to assume that I am not welcome to post here because I support Lindsay Lohan.

I believe everyone deserves a chance to do better. I am for the underdog.

I don't like to see people ganging up and piling on.

And that is why I post under my real name.

John W Sharp/Goat/Sherry, you are not welcomed by anyone, anywhere you go. You have written death threats people and committed blackmail and extortion. I see your alt kittymuffin is stalking and harassing Sal now. I guess he will be the next to file a criminal report against you.

Sherry
herb
kira
maria
John W Sharp
pennybrock
isis
Speakit
Sunflower99
theblessed1
jizzballzz
lutrele
kittymuffin

etc.....................

How's you marriage shakeithotbitch?

Wait Nevermind.

Be honest Sherry - you don't support the underdog. You support mentally defective, drunken, criminal, whores like yourself. Decent men and women don't want anything to do with you and THAT pissing you off. Too fucking bad!

Sherry always forget to sign these posts with one of her moronic names. Lay off the booze and pills.

July 20, 2010 6:18 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

I agree. People who miss meetings,should be locked up for life.
Murderers like 5:19/5:20 should be released after 2 days.

In terms of her sentence: remember she was not given 90 days; she was given three separate 30 day sentences to be served consecutivly.

She may have to serve x days for the first, x days for the second and x days for the third.

Blohan is in jail where she belongs!

Lamb, I forgot to get my name on the guest list. Lindsay, Who do I have to cal to get in?

Sherry really is a stupid bitch.

Tossing popcorn in the air like confetti at the courthouse!

Samro must be relieved. She can remove the football helmet now when she goes to a club instead of worrying if stalker Lindsay is going to throw a drink at her.

Did you hear the news? The Inferno director wants to smuggle a donkey into Lynwood for rehearsals.

Well with this latest stint in jail, she'll never get to become President.

Russia probes parasailing donkey stunt
Animal brayed in fear as it glided above bay for half an hour
7/20/2010 2:52:53 PM ET

MOSCOW — Authorities in Russia are opening an animal cruelty probe into a weekend stunt on a beach in southern Russia in which a donkey parasailed high over the surf.

Amateur video footage showed men attaching a parasail harness to the trembling mule. The English-language Kremlin news channel Russia Today reported that sunbathers were distressed at the sight of the flying donkey, which brayed in fear as it glided above the bay for half an hour.

Russia Today reported the donkey was shell-shocked but survived.

Reports said the donkey flight was a promotional stunt. Employees of a leisure firm in the village of Golubitskaya on the Azov Sea could face two years in prison if they are charged and convicted of animal cruelty.

9:32 that explains her helmet hair too!

It's great to see her behind bars instead of in them.

8:33 Agreed.

so is Sherry also Pip, MizRo, Sickkitten, Carrottop and Speakit? Dang, that's a lotta alts. Somebody needs to turn off the computer once in a while. One of her alts is on every site I go to these days.

“I had a indiscretion.” “I sniffed but did not snort.”

It's the smugness that make people hate her. She needs a good slapping around.

You're more than confused Sherry. You are mentally deranged. Check back into that Kentucky psych ward and ask for electroshock therapy. If you can't afford it, climb a utility pole and lick a transformer in a thunder storm.

I heard the lesbian gang called the Pink Pistols were going to look for Lindsay. Shower fun.

Her 8 X12 cell is going to wipe that smirk off her face.

no, I'm serious. Are all those people just one person, really?

The earlier thread are really good.

@michaeljloahn

# That includes u S.O..u liar.U even lied and used my partners by taking fees for a case It's 10 O'clock,do u "EVER" know where ur children r? 7:30 PM Jul 19th via web

# If my daughter goes 2 jail 2morrow.If I c anyone who used, enabled or leached off my daughter or family.i WILL name and expose you 4 who u r 7:27 PM Jul 19th via web

# If THEY had only listened to me.... none of this would have happened. That means "YOU" D!!!!! 5:10 AM Jul 13th via web

Ignore Sherry asking about speakit and her other alts @ 9:17. She’s an attention whore and an actual whore.

Lohan's favorite room service meal?

"You can't go wrong with chicken fingers"

LMFAO!

Now Dressing | Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Look

For the next 90 days, Lindsay Lohan is only allowed to wear an orange jumpsuit — no jewelry, no makeup, and definitely no nail polish. It’s such a shame, because she’d look great in the following fall looks, chosen especially for the fashion-conscious parole violator by the girls in T’s fashion closet.

Spending up to 23 hours a day alone in a 12-by-8-foot cell will have its benefits even beyond reading Dostoyevsky. According to the Bumble and bumble stylist Jimmy Paul, it will give her time to rehab her hair.

Oops magazine

As Steve Whitmore also told the Los Angeles Times, as a nonviolent offender, Lohan is eligible to serve only 25 percent of her original sentence, which was already reduced to 51 days because of the overcrowding.

Pink Pistols

LOL what a name! It reminds me of a recent photo...!

Lindsay Lohan in handcuffs captured by courtroom artist

http:// content.usatoday. com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/07/lindsay-lohan-in-handcuffs-captured-by-courtroom-artist/1

Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Marsha N. Revel saying she’d pretty much had enough from Lohan. "There were a number of instances of [Lohan] not taking things seriously," Revel said. "It's like someone who cheats but doesn't think it's cheating if they don't get caught."

Lohan's long list of transgressions includes missing court hearings, offering dubious explanations for her absences and failing to fulfill her duties outside the courtroom.

Kumbayah Hohan!

http:// assets.nydailynews. com/img/2010/07/17/alg_lohan_gq_germany.jpg

"The message to the public is don't drink and drive." Deputy L.A. County Dist. Atty. Danette Meyers

F-ck that fat ugly b-tch

That spends 4 weeks on investagating a possible misdemeanor probation violation

Free Lindsay

Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers, who prosecuted the case, says she's "absolutely" satisfied with the outcome and says the 90-day jail sentence "was appropriate in this case." "The message to the public is don't drink and drive. It's a serious offense," says Meyers. "Hopefully [this case] has opened a number of eyes in terms of the severity of the event." People Magazine

Say no to drunks, thieves, junkies, and idiots! All of which Blohan is!

Keep the bitch in jail as long as possible, then repeat, and repeat, and repeat!

Lindsay Lohan's Father, Friends Protest Jail Time On 'Larry King Live'
'I don't think jail is going to change her; I think she needs to change herself,' one pal says.
By Terri Schwartz

"The Insider" correspondent Chris Jacobs described the situation Lohan would be facing in jail, saying she would be well-fed, with a dinner tonight of turkey, pasta, applesauce and milk, but she will be without cigarettes, makeup and accessories and access to the Internet. Bloom reluctantly added that Lohan would still be provided some prescription drugs in prison but in limited quantities, which, in her words, "is an improvement."

"Jail helped because I wanted it to help," Michael said about his experience behind bars. "But then again, I went into jail, Larry, because I wanted to be sober." He added: "She's got to get off prescription drugs."

I just hope she cleans up her act after jail and rehab. It would nice to see Lindsay circa 2004

Blohan is a repeat offender. I hope the next time she’s impaired and gets behind the wheel of a car she’s speeding on the PCH - alone! Briefly.

#FreeLindsayLohan
#TeamLindsay
#FreeLindsay

FREE LINDSAY

STFU CUNTFACES!!!

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF CROTCH GRABBING, A$$ LICKING, GOLD DIGGING, MONKEY F*CKING, HUMP WHORES!!!

YOU ARE UGLY, WORTHLESS, INBRED, TRAILER TRASH SITTING ON YOUR FAT LARD BUCKET A$$ES STUFFING YOUR ACNE RIDDLED TRIPLE CHIN FACES WITH BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND CHEESY FRIES!!!

YOU MAKE ME SO F*CKING SICK YOU DISGUSTING HUMAN WASTE PILES OF FILTH!!!

F*****CK!!!!!!!!!!

We specialize in training 24 year old substance abusing whores to respect the law.

#DrunkdriverLindsayLohan
#TeamcokeheadLindsayLohan
#JailLindsayLohan

TEAM COKEHEAD LOHAN

July 20, 2010 10:34 PM
Posted by: Capt. Daniel McCormick

STFU CUNTFACES!!!

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF CROTCH GRABBING, A$$ LICKING, GOLD DIGGING, MONKEY F*CKING, HUMP WHORES!!!

YOU ARE UGLY, WORTHLESS, INBRED, TRAILER TRASH SITTING ON YOUR FAT LARD BUCKET A$$ES STUFFING YOUR ACNE RIDDLED TRIPLE CHIN FACES WITH BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND CHEESY FRIES!!!

YOU MAKE ME SO F*CKING SICK YOU DISGUSTING HUMAN WASTE PILES OF FILTH!!!

F*****CK!!!!!!!!!!


Sherry, do you kiss your neglected kid with that filthy mouth?

Lindz looks adorbz in her prison outfit=)

July 20, 2010 10:38 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Lindz looks adorbz in her prison outfit=)

Sherry, I'm so glad Dlisters gave you the permanent name c*ntface. It suits you.

10:37 Still obsessed with Sherry's child sicko pervert?

Ooompa Loompa Lohan

Sherry stabbed her husband in the back and abdicated her parental responsibilities a 12-13 yr old who is now a neglected teen to spread her legs for her imaginary font lover Jizzball. She makes Dina Lohan look like Mother of the Year.

Seeya in 14 days skank beyotch! Revel can go suck it! LMFAO!

July 20, 2010 10:40 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

10:37 Still obsessed with Sherry's child sicko pervert?

Amazing how you answer in the 3rd person Sherry. How's your neglected kid?

I can't wait for her first post prison interview.

Did the cops confiscate your child porn collection sicko?

Whoa bitch looks ruff!

July 20, 2010 10:44 PM
Posted by: DC

Seeya in 14 days skank beyotch! Revel can go suck it! LMFAO!

You thinks I'm a girl? Uh ok. Take care of your neglected kid Sherry. He'll be leaving home really soon and turning his back on you like everyone else did.

I can't wait for the Lynwood dykes to contact the media about Blohan.

DC watch yo back or old Revel will haul yer stank azz to court lolz!

Tayz! hey baby u watchin out for baby sis or what?

Sherry don’t forget to pop in and post as your gay blade alt Tony B. Your warped mind is hilarious.

Naw thats Angel's job. I'm hookin up with Jase and da boyz 2nite gonna do sum hardkore drankin beyotch! u should cum with us lovah!

July 20, 2010 10:47 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Did the cops confiscate your child porn collection sicko?

Kiddie porn? Don't have any. You'll have to find it on your own for a bday present your neglected kid.

Would anyone like a drink and popcorn while Sherry emotes about her empty, meaningless life?

Next time babe I'm up in Glenwood with Tammy and Trina we be smokin da gooood stuff!

Say no to drunks, thieves, junkies, and idiots! All of which Blohan is!

Keep the bitch in jail as long as possible, then repeat, and repeat, and repeat!

I'll toast to that! :)

I'm making Vodka Sunsets for everyone!

July 20, 2010 11:00 PM Posted by: DC
Next time babe I'm up in Glenwood with Tammy and Trina we be smokin da gooood stuff!

Sherry whatever you’re smoking has hastened the implosion of your mentally defective mind. Smoke twice as much dusted with cancer girl, I mean cancer causing pesticides. Get on it.

Lesbian Prison Gangs Rock!

This is so gross my auntie Lisa works at Lynwood she told me there is a scabies and pubic lice infestation problem there uggh just the thought makes my skin crawl! Poor Lindsay!

Sherry finally got someone to call her lovah herself LMFAO!!!

Dina, please adopt Sherry's kid, It has a psycho for a mommy.

DC are you Lindsay's friend the one who stenciled her f-u fingernail?

11:17 LMAO poor Lindsay indeed!

it's no big.. lindsay's main addiction is still to attention. and she's still entitled.. and thinks she should be allowed to do whatever she wants. she refuses to realize that driving drunk, with drugs in her pocket, with innocents in the car and a car she didn't even own.. whaddya mean those things are illegal? I'm Lindsay Lohan! i can do whatever I want!

Besides the black kid was driving.

pffft. same old lohan drama. she's not gonna change a bit. someone get the skinny DJ to a REAL shrink before she stupidly walks right back in. Sam's nice.. but really really dumb.

Ha! lindsay's addicted to attention.. and sam's addicted to lindsay. and on and on we goooooooo!

Blohan will cause a herpes outbreak.

Where's Ali? who will take care of Ali? She must be so devasted her big sister is in the big house.

I knew it Jessica Simpson is pregnant!

Congrats!!!!

I hope Lindsay learns from her mistakes and can move on from this bad experience.

Is L Chat still under a suicide watch or are the nuts writing prison love letters will special, ahem, gifts?

Ali's in the barn eating her oats and hay.

Just read Kim K's tweet about Lindsay what a sweet girl and good friend she is she's got Lindsay's back.

Enjoy the "fish chowder" Lindz;D

Is she allowed to have nicotine patches?

Sherry, now aka kittymuffin, have yourself checked for irritable bowel syndrome. By the look of the huge pile of shit you left on Dlisted, you have a raging case of IBS.

Lardassian likes getting and giving it from behind.

The Lynwood Raw Clams Bar is now OPEN!

What time is her fake suicide gesture?

I read a report with a former Lynwood inmate. She said it’s impossible to sleep because you can hear screaming and crying all night. Hohan is terrified of being alone. She’ll have a full blown panic attack soon.

Lindsay Lohan's Jail Hell: No Smoking, Tweeting or Hair Extensions
By Ken Lee

Lindsay Lohan is now a "fish."

That's what new inmates at the women's jail are called, and to underscore their lowly status, each is given what's called a "fish kit," which is a sandwich bag containing a small tube of toothpaste, a white toothbrush, three packets of cream deodorant, three packets of shampoo and a small bar of soap.

"Nothing is name brand. They're all generic and cheap quality," says Michelle, a former inmate who declined to give her last name, about the intake process at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif.

As Lohan, 24, begins her 90-day sentence for violating probation in a DUI case, a strange and surreal world awaits, far from the perks and freedoms she enjoys during her jet-setting lifestyle – save one. She'll have a show-business neighbor.

According to a jail insider, Lohan will be housed in a 12-by-8 cell next to E! reality TV star Alexis Neiers, 19, who's currently at Lynwood on a six-month sentence for her part in burglarizing Orlando Bloom's house.

But Neiers got the more famous digs: She's in the cell once occupied by Paris Hilton.

Holy Smoke

Lohan, who will be housed in her cell alone, was placed in the special needs unit – which is for high-profile inmates such as celebrities, police officers and public officials who could be targets for attack by other inmates, Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore previously confirmed.

The biggest shock for the actress will likely be the approximate 22 hours of daily confinement in her cell, where she'll be eating her meals. Smoking is also strictly forbidden, though an onsite medical staff is available if her nicotine withdrawal reaches dangerous proportions. Jail doctors also will provide Lohan with any medication she needs based on an evaluation.

She also will have to give up her Twitter habit since inmates have no access to Internet or cell phones, a jail chaplain confirms, though she can still relay messages during visiting hours for friends and family to post.

In fact, anything Lohan had on her person when she arrived at the facility was confiscated, including her watch, any jewelry, her medication, undergarments – hair extensions, if she's wearing them – all which will be returned to her upon release.

But Lohan won't be completely cut off from the outside world. "The inmates on that pod [where she is housed] can watch TV through the window of the door on their cell," the jail insider says. "They watch I Love Lucy, Wheel of Fortune, and a local news channel all day long."

Fishan

Stay strong Lindsay and have faith. We support you and your family too. Sometimes bad situations make people stronger in the future.

10:03 did Revel reduce her sentence to 51 days or was there only a quote from the sheriff's department about a reduced sentence due to overcrowding?

Fellow cell block inmate @ 12:18!

Self-created bad situations turn women into a demented goat whore like 12:18. Hohan's heading in that direction.

12:37 remember mari-a's cheap shots after she thought everyone left? Poor goat! LOL :)

July 21, 2010 12:14 AM
Posted by: Rose

She is most talented person ever. Everyone knows she is a blessed queen.. she will be fine. I still hate this judgement. It's a very big mistake of judge. I love her talents. She has many talents as a model, actress,fashion designer,song writer, as well as singer. This is what judge really hates Lindsay Lohan and her career.I pray for Lilo.She should not have to stay in jail. Where is human rights in california..Big Question? I still love you lindsay whatever happen to you i pray for you every single moments..God Bless You LILO!!!!!! We Love You Forever !!!!

she is a blessed queen..

Dlisted:
Sherry, speakit, theblessed1, kittymuffin etc.

X17:
Kira, herb etc.

JFX: kira, kitty

Sherry were you Rose on JFX too?

Sherry get back to us. J girls really want to know.

Sherry get back to us. J girls really want to know.

This hag is a loser and only attracts other losers like her! There will always be a small, insane group of criminal types that will always root for the bad guy/girl! She's going to jail and there's no amount of bullshit you losers can say that won't make it happen!

Outstanding post!

Some really good comments were not discussed on a fast moving news day. One person pointed out she did not keep her head down in the patrol car because she's addicted to the attention. Yep, attention seeking to the bitter end. Another reminded people her so-called “sexy” vacation comes with semi-balding and a humiliating cavity search. And there were many new funny lists and one-liners. Thanks, it was a pleasure reading!

I forgot something special. The Lynwood Diary posts are a riot. Please make them a daily installment! :)

It must have been very tough for Blohan to bend over for the cavity search without a stripper pole, a casting couch, or a donkey to lean on! She looked out of it in court, so those Dillie 'candies' she loves popping probably didn't help out much with her balance either. Lucky for her, there wasn't a cactus in jail to faceplant on!

1;53 No words just laughter!

Have a wonderful day! :)

we saw three different pictures now.
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A PRISSON AFTER ALL?

With Lins in jail we will now have to watch Ali be pimped out about town to support her mommy. I think mommy really needs a reality check from someone. Maybe a punch in the face.

Jail

The first crap in prison... Oh what a beautiful site.

I think I'll just constipated today.

By the end of today LL will be flipping out in her cell,she wont be able to take it anymore

As a way to bypass the non-smoking policy, we'd like to offer our services to Ms Lohan.

@5:48
As long as gets up on time and is compliant.
She won't be serving more than 2 weeks of this bs sentence


FREE LINDSAY

Hey loser above! She gets stuffed into a rehab monitored by the state for 6 months at least and NO early time off for that! It will be another form of prison to her, so stuff it! She will continue to screw up and will get more jail time! Just you watch!

I hope she takes a moment from her waste time daydreaming diary to remember the people who first lead her into this hell, gave her drugs, booze at a early age and encouraged her to do wrong and evil and avoids them.. LIKE NICOLE RICHEY learned....

Hey Micheal your daughter went to jail!As per your twitter page you said that you will expose the enabler
Well start exposing them!! Dina and Ali come first there her biggest enablers


Are was that just druken lying tweets you did???????

Been watching TV and every news show or talk show all agree that LiLo will not change and this is all a waste of time

No one feels sorry for her either

Hey IDIOT that keeps posting Free Lindsay You sound like that ahole tat was out in front of the court that made a complete ahole out of his gay stupid asz

Post free lindsay all you want but thats not going to free her RETARD!!!

Nothing will change this stupid Ho Bag!

we've seen eight different picures of prisons.
anyway: does it matter?

IN THIRTY DAYS SHE'S OUT AGAIN.
...........bet?!

8:16 Thirty days shes out again?? WRONG than she has to do 90 days with NO early release

GOOD MORNING LINDS!!!

It's a beautiful day in Malibu this morning...Happy Summer!!!

2010 will be the Worst year ever for Lindsay Lohan

she looked so naturally whorish in the booking photo.

INVOICE-2nd REQUEST


to: Dina Lohan
Merrick Long Island, NY


*Babysitting services, July 12-July 19, 2010

*reimbursement for missed work engagements

*expenses (vaccines, gas, sushi, ciggies, Jack Daniels)

TOTAL: $564,835.15

I would appreciate prompt payment. Thank you.

Samantha Ronson
EW
Los Angeles, CA

dear diary,

Fab night at L.A. clubs last night!!

whew! so cool not to have to worry about Linds stalking me or finding her curled up on my doormat when i came home at 4 am. sweet dreams at last.

HEHEHEHEHE!!! Reports are coming in she had a rough first night!

"I think they were all her hook ups with guys are set ups for publicity and money to mask her being a lesbian.

Also for money and exposure for the guys.

It was forced. I bit like an ARRANGED MARRIAGE. Her feeling weren't in it. Her feeling are for samantha."









oh.

RE:INVOICE-2nd REQUEST
Samantha Ronson
EW
Los Angeles, CA

Please find attached an exclusive Black Card for Carvel Ice Cream Stores.

Donata Sullivan-Desiderio
Room 47
Lurleene's Good Time Ranch
Nevada

TO: Donata Sullivan-Desiderio,(9:46)

My client has made clear that she will not accept ANY of the following forms of payment fo her expenses incurred for services rendered to Ms.Lohan July 12-July 19, 2010:


-Black Card for Carvel Ice Cream Stores
-Ungaro Collection items from October, 2009 show
-any "artistic"paintings or drawings done by Ms Lohan
-offers of dog-sitting services by Ali Lohan
-leggings or any other items from 6126 line
-spray tan goop

Please remit payment due ($564,835.15) PROMPTLY into Ms Ronson's account.

Thank you.

Rehab is for 3 months and she has been sober except the scripts since May so that will probably just be a waste of time

10:34PM WTF dude take a chill pill!

5 more days Lindsay!

RE: Ms Ronson's Attorney

My client has reviewed Ms Ronson's requests and made the following additional offers in place of monetary payment:
1. Living Lohan DVD Boxset (signed by whole family, including exclusive rare signature of Nana Lohan)
2. Exclusive never released tracks from singer and model Aliana Lohan's exclusive never released album.
3. Never before seen rare items from Lohan House fashion collection, incl. rare never before seen thong and bra worn by Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me (covered in exclusive real blood)
4. 5% cut of Ali Lohans future sex tape box office.
5. 100 shares of Eco-ToothBrushHan Firm.

Sullivan & Desiderio Partners
69 Sucky Sucky Street
Red Light District
Bangkok
Thailand

Capt. Daniel McCormick is an alias for Sherry the Drunk. She'll be attending the academy soon.

The Valium Agency,

Our client took the July 20th Valium Challenge.

Please enroll her in your ‘Scripts to Crypts’ program.

Thank you,
Sullivan & Desiderio Partners

RE: Ms Ronson's Attorney

In an effort to satisfy your client's claim for services rendered and avoid litigation, we are also offering 24 pairs of, “I went to Lynwood and all I got were these torn panties”. These one-of-a-kind panties are uniquely stained and signed. They will not be available at our boutique or auction because they are a health code violation.

Sullivan & Desiderio Partners
69 Sucky Sucky Street
Red Light District
Bangkok
Thailand

HEHEHEHEHE!!! Reports are coming in she had a rough first night!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

July 20, 2010:

Last night I performed ‘The Little Coochie Snorcher that Could’. It was replete with emotional flagellation about alcohol-infused sex with random women. Fellow inmates booed me. My vagina is depressed.

12:50 & 1:58

BEYOND HYSTERICAL----take a bow!!!


(As Ms Ronson's attorney, I am inacapable at the moment of formulating a reply, the tears of laughter are streaming down my face. Give me some time.)


p.s. Uh, but is there any way I could get my hands on "Living Lohan" DVD Boxset (signed by whole family, including exclusive rare signature of Nana Lohan)??? Many thanks.

1:58

are those available in Big Bertha sizes?

thanks.

1:58 Sullivan & Desiderio Partners:

Not to butt in on your transactions, but am sure there would be a lot of takers for the panties over at L Chat if the attorney passes them up.

Any reports coming in as to how BloHo enjoyed her first meal last night---did she finish both desserts offered--the (Dirty)Lady Fingers as well as the Black Bottom Cake?

(Bowing to Samantha's attorney) Why, yes! Big Bertha is the most popular size.

Thank you 2:29. If L Chat sales are good you will earn a 5% commission on the, uh, gross receipts for your recommendation.

Good news from the CDC. L Chat does not adhere to public health codes so there is no concern about violations. We are increasing production of, “I went to Lynwood and all I got were these torn panties”.

Custom Panties Styles:
Torn Only
Torn and Signed
Torn and Stained
Torn, Signed and Stained

Sizes:
Small
Medium
Large
X-Large
Big Bertha

Order before midnight and receive free antibiotics and a pair of latex gloves.

To order call our toll free inmate number: 1 (800) 240-9752

2:32 LOL! It's her favorite.

2 32

Reported that she enjoyed them both...but did not finish all of her Black Bottom Pie. But they saved it for her and she will be served it again tonight.

Bottoms up!!!!!

To Samantha's attorney and the firm's partners,

I can't stop laughing! :)

3:00

That's great news!!! Please post at:

s1.zetaboards . com/L_Anon/topic/3578721/303/



Am sure sales will be brisk!

I am busting a gut...these posts are the best---thanks to all!

L Chat is organizing a letter writing effort to boost Lilo's spirits....am sure we can all join in and help:

"I just sent a letter to Lindsay, and you guys should do the same! Try to mail it out by tomorrow though, since she'll only be there until August 1st. Here's the addy:

Lindsay Lohan #2409752
Century Regional Detention Facility
11705 S. Alameda Street
Lynwood, CA 90262"

F**k U? F**K Me!
Lynwood Custom Panties
Designed by 2409752

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Logo Idea #1

Feel free to brainstorm logos!

L Chat and worldwide sales will commence after our staff finalizes the logo, marketing and advertising campaign.

3:19 Everyone brought their A game! :)

LOL 3:21 what could we say? You did the crime, now you're doing the time. Don't get your torn panties in a bunch.

how could we ever out-do Logo idea #1


Comedy Gold!

attn: Custom Panties Advertising & Marketing Staff

Any chance there will be a tranny version of the “I went to Lynwood and all I got were these torn panties” panties?

I think we would generate an eager audience for your product.

Sincerely,

Auntie Ali
Secretary
Tranny Nation

4:45 Thank you! :)

attn: Custom Panties Advertising & Marketing Staff:

We are always looking for new and worthy investments and have learned of your new product about to hit the market:

“I Went to Lynwood and All I Got Were These Torn Panties” panties

A few questions:

1. Will this be an authentic, Lindsay-produced panty?

2. How many torn panties per hour do you estimate will be produced?

We look forward to your reply and perhaps investing in this exciting venture.

HUSTLER INC.
West Hollywood, CA

Dear Tranny Nation,

We forwarded your request to designer 2409752.

She is positively bedazzled by the tranny concept!

For more information about new products, subscribe to our newsletter at:

http:// www.f**k_u_f**k_me_2409752. com

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties

HUSTLER INC.

We forwarded your request to designer 2409752. She replied, “Production is off to a shaky start".

We regret firm production figures will not be available for at least 2 weeks due to delirium tremens.

For more information about new products, subscribe to our newsletter at:

http:// www.f**k_u_f**k_me_2409752. com

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties

-Gossipcop reports:

Shortly before Lindsay Lohan went to jail she gave VANITY FAIR an interview for it's OCTOBER COVER (interview + photo shoot)

5 13 5 31

bustin' another gut...too, too funny!!

Dear HUSTLER INC.,

Perhaps Mr Flynt would be interested in investing in our sister company, 'WeHo BloHo'. The new line of Fungus Firecrotch Edible Panties did not meet FDA approval. However, a savvy public relations team could stage a (cough) creative fund raiser then donate the edible panties to food banks serving impoverished third world nations. The image rehabilitation and sizable tax write-off rewards are impressive.

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties

LOL 5:40 good!

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties:

Sorry to hear of the production problems you are experiencing with your exciting new product, “I Went to Lynwood and All I Got Were These Torn Panties” panties.

Might we suggest that you pass on to designer 2409752 that it is a collaborative effort and they are many other co-designers at the Lynnwood facility that are available to offer their services as collaborators.

In fact, designer 2409752 should just lay back and let the design process unfold.

Again, we look forward to this investment opportunity and are sure the minor production problems will be ironed out. Keep in touch.

Yours truly,

HUSTLER INC.
West Hollywood, CA

Jail Report: Reported that she enjoyed them both...but did not finish all of her Black Bottom Pie. But they saved it for her and she will be served it again tonight.

Bottoms up!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

All LL fans on FACEBOOK should change their profile pic to Lindsay's mug shot and write 'FREE LINDSAY!' Leave it like that until she's released. I did!

July 21, 2010

After dinner I had my second helping of (Dirty) Lady Fingers and Black Bottom Pie. My vagina is stuffed.

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties:

A board member recently brought to our attention your enticing-sounding new product, Fungus Firecrotch Edible Panties.

As you know, we are an international non-profit agency and as such, are always on the hunt for bonus items to offer to major donors.

Do you we could work something out? We are aware the your head designer, 2409752, has demonstrated a strong interest in charitable causes.

Looking forward to a prompt reply,

Donation Chairperson
Doctors Without Borders

Lindsay's incarceration will likely land her many roles in parody porn.

6:03, that was a really stupid joke.

5 58 #1

Just what in the hell are you doing HERE?!

6:07

And just what in the hell are you doing HERE too??

eff off, Pollyanna.

Dear HUSTLER INC.,

Thank you for your continued interest in our exciting new product, 'I Went to Lynwood and All I Got Were These Torn Panties' - panties; and for sharing your keen insight into our delayed production.

We contracted the services of The Valium Crisis Management Agency. You will be pleased to know they gave designer 2409752 the same advice you offered and have resolved the issue. Designer 2409752 is prepared to ‘lay back and let the design process unfold’. She assures us that she is open to all forms of input from Lynwood’s cutting-edge design collaborators.

Regards,
Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties

FREE LINDSAY LOHAN NOW, DAMN IT!

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties:

Fantastic news!!!!!!!

Now that you have ironed out the production hiccups, can you now estimate how many torn panties per hour will be produced?

Awaiting you reply,

Assistant Investment Analyst
HUSTLER INC.
West Hollywood, CA

6:11, your so happy you got Lindsay's inmate number off the net. Your use of it is really lame. You should continue stuffing your fat ass piehole with another McBurger and perhap's even more super sized fries. Havent you heard the rule about puff and pass?

# Daisy, the 7ft 350 pound Samoan guard, just gave me a nasty look when I asked her to show me where the "green mile" was about 7 hours ago via mobile web

Almost time for lights out. Phone is dying. Hope the guard doesn't notice the charger cable going into my crotch. about 22 hours ago via mobile web

6:20 OOPS!!! Did our sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.

L Chat might tolerate you though.

Someone please arrest Morgan Freeman for something. I need him here to narrate my harrowing journey. about 7 hours ago via mobile web

http://twitter . com/LindsayInJail

fun-ny

Donation Chairperson
Doctors Without Borders:

Our sister company, 'WeHo BloHo' will proudly donate 100 pairs of ‘Fungus Firecrotch Edible Panties’ to stimulate bowel movement and charitable giving.

Our headquarters, F**k U? F**K Me! Lynwood Custom Panties has tremendous respect for your organization. We are donating a one-of-a-kind pair of stained panties from the BBC3 documentary, ‘Calcuntta, Calcutter, Calcutta!’ And 2% of the L Chat gross sales from the “I went to Lynwood and all I got were these torn panties” line.

Yours Truly,
Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties

6:11 Polly, let me explain it to you. I'm here because I like and care about Lindsay and apearantly, you dont. If you dont like her, my question is "why the hell are you here?" I'm here because I'm a fan of Lindsay's. Are you just here to be nasty and to spred your hate? I think you stink as a person are here just to get some kind of thrill out of being an ass. Most folks here are the same kind of ass you are. I belong here because I want Lindsay to do well and I support her. She's going through a rough time, she doesnt need another asshole like you and you cowardly (sit behind the computer) comments. Go comment on someone you like and spare Lindsay REAL fan's from hearing your hateful bullshit. FREE LINDSAY NOW, DAMN IT!

the source says, Lohan has been "cooperative," and she appears to be adjusting to life behind bars slowly – and satiating her appetite. Wednesday morning, she ate the jail's typical breakfast of cold cereal and a hard-boiled egg and has "devoured all the food served to her" since she was booked, says the source.

especially her desserts.

Pollyanna is so judgemental and she's a hateful bully of a girl. She makes fun of others because she has no life of her own. Funny because she's a mess -but her life isnt shown 24-7. She isnt news worthy. She cracks on others when she is a huge mess herself. Not to mention the fact that she hasnt had a multi million dollar career. -ANDDDDDD, Lindsay is only 24. YOU EFF OFF BI-OTCH!

Assistant Investment Analyst
HUSTLER INC.:

Our exciting new product, 'I Went to Lynwood and All I Got Were These Torn Panties' currently has a two-tiered production line.

Daily: One Hour Outdoor Production Crew (Estimated production: 1 custom pair per 10 minutes)

Every Other Day: Shower Production Crew (Estimated production: 2 custom pairs per 10 minutes)

The initial offering is a collector’s edition.

In approximately 90 days, a second offering will be mass produced. Designer 2409752 will have copious quantities of Adderall and other psycho stimulants made available. Neither she nor her design crew will be impeded by time restrictions.

Yours truly,
Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties

LindsayInJail

It's great. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Sherry the psycho whore aka the pseudo Pollyanna is constipated. Someone give her a high colonic with a fire hose. Thankyouverymuch!

6:40, I wouldnt be surprised if Lindsay ate a part of the meals they gave her even though she has candy bars and crap from her commisary money. The girl can only eat so much candy and chips. The food stinks but she may try some of it just for the experience. Chances are, the gaurds are feeding her and she wont suffer. I do think that Lindsay will learn from her stay. She's not a threat to society and jail is no place for Lindsay. Afterall, she has to directly report to rehab after her stay. That's where Lindsay should have went in the first place. Lindsay will never visit a correctional facility -EVER- again! PLEASE, FREE LINDSAY NOW!

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties,

How can we express our gratitude at you generous donations to our organization?!! We are reserving your special donation of the one-of-a-kind pair of stained panties from the BBC3 documentary, ‘Calcuntta, Calcutter, Calcutta!’ for our annual Wsahington DC fundraiser dinner in October. It should create quite a stir.

Rest assured, F**k U? F**K Me! Lynwood Custom Panties will be properly credited in all of our brochures and on our website.

Please keep us in mind in the future, as I am sure your compay has many more fine products in the "pipeline", so to speak.

fondly,

Donation Chairperson
Doctors Without Borders

Alcohol and illegal drug consumption while operating a vehicle is a crime against society and prosecuted as such by the district attorney's office on behalf of U.S. citizens because reckless behavior endangers innocent lives. PERIOD!

California is a "3 strikes and you're out" state.

It's only a matter of time.

over at L Chat, they are all worried that Sam has beemn sillent since LL went into the slammer:

"Nobody found it weird that none of Samantha's friends or dj pals has tweeted her in the past 24 hours?"

"why is that weird? they have cellphones."

"she is not dead please!! calm down, maybe she is sad or something but she is living her life and doing her stuff, she has to, thats life."

Donation Chairperson
Doctors Without Borders

I have a conference call with the junior staff. I will return shortly.

Yours Truly,
Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties,

"It's must be tough for her, as someone said, she's not getting Lindsay's text. even though when they are off, i bet Lindsay would still contact her :( . Hopefully LL will be released soon."

"they are gonna be SO happy to see each other when she gets out of there!"

"honestly, this jail episode might be good for Rohan in a long run, LL and Samantha maybe finally realized how much they love each others.
I'm looking for a wedding in the future."


cringy, creeping...pass the Lysol

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties:

We have had a very productive correspondence today! I am now leaving the office but look forward to continuing our exploration of donation ideas tomorrow.

Til then, my best,

Donation Chairperson
Doctors Without Borders

Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties,

Thanks so much for your prompt response outlining the production schedule of your exciting new product, 'I Went to Lynwood and All I Got Were These Torn Panties' panties line.

I will present all of the details tomorrow to the top brass, and, fingers crossed, I hope to give you the green light as to our investment in your company.

Until then, my best regards!

Assistant Investment Analyst
HUSTLER INC
West Hollywood, CA

Donation Chairperson
Doctors Without Borders:

Thank you for your kind offer to include our company in your Annual Washington DC fund raising literature and website. We are proud to be affiliated with Doctors Without Borders. When new products emerge from the ’pipeline’ we would be pleased to make another substantial donation. Best wishes on your philanthropic endeavors.

Fondly,
Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties

Assistant Investment Analyst
HUSTLER INC.

It has been a pleasure corresponding. I look forward to a mutually beneficial venture between our corporations. Please feel free to contact me directly with any requests for additional information.

Yours Truly,
Director of Marketing
Lynwood Custom Panties

cringy, creeping...pass the Lysol

Passing an unopened case of Lysol!

Hahahaha - Lindsay seriously looks like a meth head in her late twenties in the latest mugshot!!! In real like, the bags under her eyes are HORRIBLE, you guys would be shocked. Anyway, nothing too crazy will happen I suspect, this will all pass w/o incident unfortunately. I wonder who she will hook up w/ in rehab this 4th time around?

Inmate No. 2409752 at 30 assuming she lives that long.

http:// 4.bp.blogspot. com/_rSA9SVWw60w/So0YblgqJoI/AAAAAAAAIGk/UJvec9zCp5A/s400/Lindsay-Lohan--20978.jpg

What the...Crankster Barbie has a SUV for drinking, drugging, hostage-taking and high speed pursuits?!

Why wasn’t this in the newsletter?

I want to order one immediately!

http:// www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/11/lohanlimo2.jpg

My Scene Goes Hollywood

Lindsanity isolated in a 8x12 box!

http:// cdn2.ioffer. com/img/item/121/282/893/rzmu.jpg

Lowhan at the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. It needs to be updated with white straw hair, duck billed platypus lips, more scarification, and a 2010 Lynwood orange jumpsuit.

http:// cdn.buzznet. com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-prison-jumpsuit.jpg

I wonder who she will hook up w/ in rehab this 4th time around?

Amy Winehouse.

"Dina should be concentrating on helping Lindsay get off of the prescription drugs instead of stealing Fudgy the Whales from Carvel!" - Michael Lohan

The camera's are programmed for activation at abnormal behavior so playing with your food could be, ahem, embarrassing.
fyi, Keep the shields up around the guards with corporate logos.

Hey Linds, uh, we mean, inmate #2409752, it's another beautiful day in Malibu...



...HAPPY SUMMER 2010!!!!

Ali Lohan, Schedule for July 22, 2010:

-continue cleaning little sis, Lilo's, closets

-field offers for tell-all interviews with tranny journals

-Guard Dina from pillaging Lilo's shoe collection

-find out where Sam is spinning tonight so as to be a stand-in stalker for Linds

7:46


nice to see Aunt Alli is keeping busy...we were a bit worried

The ny daily news is reporting on their website that lindsay lohan has her own tv and dresser along with a bunch of new clothes that she is allowed to wear as people are now claiming that she is getting special treatment. It is infuriating other inmates at the jail and lindsay fears that her fellow convicts will now target her to attack her pretty soon people magazine reports. Dina lohan along with ali lohan tried to pay a visit to lindsay in jail even though visiting day is not until saturday according to tmz. Dina believes that she is so special that when she chooses to appear at the jail that they must let her in. Many people think that dina should be in jail right with lindsay. Dina is now asking for at least $50,000 for an on camera interview msnbc reports. If you want ali in the interview then the price goes up. Lindsay is expected to make millions of dollars when she gets out and is interviewed by someone on tv. So it looks like the california taxpayers are paying with their tax dollars for lindsay lohan to watch tv and sleep all day in a jail cell while she continues to take drugs too. Lindsay will not change her ways and when she gets out it will be more of the same from her.

Lindsay Lohan is watching tv when not sleep all day in her jail cell, while continuing to take drugs.


A-list all the way.

Special Treatment?

Of course. Jail and rehab will not change her one iota. Her obit will carry the line, "Who didn't see this coming?" Within a week she'll be forgotten like every other celeb addict.

Is stalker 7:50 trying to kill supermodel Ali or only injure her?

July 22, 2010 6:29 AM
Posted by: herb

The camera's are programmed for activation at abnormal behavior so playing with your food could be, ahem, embarrassing.
fyi, Keep the shields up around the guards with corporate logos.


July 22, 2010 5:19 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Is stalker 7:50 trying to kill supermodel Ali or only injure her?

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Sherry how much time did you do in jail for drunk driving?

Well Sherry? When you were posing as 20-something Kira you said you were ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet so we know you are a drunk driver. How long did you spend in jail?