While Sam's Away, Lilo Parties Til 4am!

Who wants to scoop poop when you can be the life of the par tay!

Earrings are either fake or she stole them! She, in her own words, just proclaimed only a couple of months ago she was completely broke and friendless. She also steals anything she can get her bony, shit orange fingers onto! Maybe someone will shoot her ass the next time she tries to steal something! Now that would be cool!!!!

Her face looks like a map of a very heavily populated city with all those lines in it!

Just for shits 'n giggles I typed in 'duck lips' on Google Image Search and guess who was in the #1 entry! That's right, Quacky McCrackhan!

Lindsay has alot of wrinkles & looks older, even Sam has less & looks younger than her B*tch.

i wanna lick her stinky pussy..

i wanna lick her stinky pussy..

I hope that someone hits her in the face with a baseball bat.

S K A N K

Ugh, she's ugly. Sam dump the crack whore already & never look back.

Although 23 she looks much older in pix. She is used up

23 going on 40

Nice job on the florescent day-glo orange look there, Blohan!

The earrings are a chain, not a thousand piercings.

Cocaine and orange spray tanner is a hellava drug

Look at her....a sin and a goddamn shame. Washed up and skanked out...at 23, no less!

Someone should offer her the role of a lifetime:

"Blow 2"
ust look at her! A sin and a goddamn shame. Washed up and skanked out...at 23, no less!

Someone should offer her the role of a lifetime:

"Blow 2"

She can kill two birds with one stone with a title like that!
She can kill two birds with one stone with a title like that!

Lindsay made a skirt from her Grandma's old tablecloth. Who knew she was so darn crafty?

Well, if it weren't for Lohan Sam wouldn't be driving around in that Porsche so I don't feel sorry for her.

Every time Sam's spotted with that crackhead her fee goes up just a little bit more.

My litterbox is overflowing with turds. TRUE FACT.

Danny is too busy beating off to clean my litterbox. TRUE FACT.

You anatomy experts who dissect Linds here everyday, I'd really like to see what some of you look like-I'm guessing not very attractive from the ugly hateful venom that you spew against a girl you dont know at all.Besides attractive people are usually self confident enough that they dont need to put down someone less attractive in order to feel good about themselves.

There should be a tag called "Same shit different day" for this loser.

Poor Cadillac.

She sort of looks like she's starting to hear voices and having long conversations with people who aren't there.

I, personally, hope the cameras are rolling if/when she hits bottom. And hitting bottom is the only way she'll ever snap out of her world of delusion. She really thinks people want to see her on the big screen?

Maybe in a slasher flick where she gets killed slowly by fire ants and thumb tacks.

As I've said before... the main thing that makes this broad so annoying is that she has so far been able to FAIL UPWARD.

May she continue to make bad career decisions to the point that gravity finally takes hold...

After looking at these pics and video and others on the web, espcially from the "milkshake" night, it should be clear to EVERYONE why Fornarina had to HEAVILY Photoshop Lind's ad pics for them...

...and I mean HEAVILY.

No wonder she is usually photographed with sunglasses on. She needs to hide the bags under her eyes.
I think what Dr. D said about her is very true. Something tragic is going to happen to her unless she gets sober. She's a mess. She looks strung out and burnt out.

do you know where to buy earrings like hers? please help

there's lots of points, dude. try:

she is narcissistic

unable to distinguish the difference between good and bad publicity

confuses being a sideshow with being admired

The video of her making the milkshake the other night (which she did specifically to be videoed) seemed as if a mentally disturbed person
was being paraded before the cameras,and
her obvious glee and delight at all that attention is just sad and pathetic.

Hopefully she'll get the help she so desperately needs.

God I feel sorry for her. Look at the desperation in her face....looks really haggard, scary rodent teeth too.

She has totally hit rock bottom. What a miserable waste.

All you haters just don't know!!! In LL's circle (of one), the latest look is;

skeletal, un-toned body
receding hairline
orange makeup
smoker's breath
duck lips

..and any other method to look 41 instead of 23

Lilo doesn't get tired of being endlessly humiliated?
GOD,Meth whores are just sad.

1:11 #2 Sorry the metaphysics are beyond you...try reading a bit of Galileo and Einstein in your spare time.

1:16 Don't get me wrong dude, I'd still do her.

I've got a soft spot for skinny, redheaded, droopy-t*tted, 40-something, dayshift strippers.

They always have the good sh*t on 'em, and don't mind doing all the work in bed.

Lindsay is a genius!...She is just not getting the chance to show it!!

wow..she has some SERIOUS receding hairline problems!!!!

memo to Lilo:
All the Extra-Strength Certain_Dri deodorant you buy will not remove your stinkiness.
Sorry.

THIS CRACKHEAD DEGENERATE LOW LIFE LOSER SHOULD KILL HERSELF!

believe it or not, there are a few of us who sometimes post on here that do know her--some better than others. And we are agreed that we would all like her to take care of her odor problems.

(As well as the more serious addiction problems--but only she can truly make the necessary changes in her life.) xxox

It is very sad. She looks like she has not slept for days.

It is apparent her family and friends refuse to acknowledge she has a problem, or if they do know, they are certainly not taking any steps to help her. Keep on milking the money cow till its dry.

If Hohan should survive herself - and I hope she does, if only because she's much too young to die - she will look back on this period, pictures included, and wonder to herself: what the hell was I thinking?

I wouldn't leave Lindsay to look after a houseplant never mind a dog.

126 It's apparent that I can explain NOTHING to you dude.

And so sorry that I touched such a sensitive spot...can I lick it and make it better?

My litterbox is clean and Lindsay looks pretty. TRUE FACT.

I am tired of helping danny get off. Lindsay is who i want to help blow off some steam with because she really needs it.

She is always putting her hand in her hair like she practiced the pose in the mirror and she is 12.

Firecrotch blohan needs to be quarantined before she infects the rest of us with what she has got.

my mom is 54 and looks fresher than this bitch

five short years ago she was one of the most beautiful girls in hollywood. now she looks like a middle aged junkie someone pulled out of a gutter somewhere.

Lindsay looks gorgeous. TRUE FACT.

She has got to be the most pitiful thing in Hollywood today.
Too much of a train wreck going on there to watch.

But we'll watch. Oh, yes. We will watch.

I get a lot of action. My owner is a loser who stalks Danny which is even worse than stalking Lindsay.

I like sex. I might try it with a human somtime. TRUE FACT

Wow I'm impressed, Danny took a break from beating off and cleaned his cat's litterbox. Good job Danny!

I can spell and am not gross. TRUE FACT.

Danny is a loser with no life so posting on here 24/7 is all that there is to do.

Danny molested me when i was a kitten and still continues to do so because there is nothing else to do except post on here.

I enjoy masturbating to images of lindsay because she is who i really want to be in life.

Sam hearts Kristin Cavallari .

ewwwwwwwwww danny you're disgusting how old are you? are you the same girl in twitter with the name of "my lilito" of whatever idiot?

I think Lindsay had those earrings on her birthday too . She looks so fine and sexy with them ¡¡

All the sick bored degenerate losers must be on this site. No other site would accomodate you people because you would chase away the wholesome balanced folks who make up the majority of their visitors. Get a life people! Be grateful that you live your life in complete obscurity{because you have no talent},unlike Linds,and the world isn't privy to your drunken drugged out criminal behaviour;Iknow it is this fact that hes many of you so enraged-that she is in the spotlight while you aren't but just get a life people! Linds will sort out her problems like many have before her your hateful thoughts notwithstanding.

I am not lilito, did not molest my cat, am not on here 24/7, and did not do other gross stuff suggested by haters. I am just a simple Lindsay superfan!! TRUE FACT.

I love that she is always surrounded by NO friends.

Lilo has LICE

She smells really bad...her hoo-haa must smell like week old tuna with heavy mayo.

Lindsay lohan has been offered a role in robert rodriguez's new movie called "machete". Shooting is about to start in two weeks and rodriguez himself has offered lindsay the role. Her costars would be robert de niro, michelle rodriguez and danny trejo if she were to accept the role. Robert rodriguez has directed movies like desperado, from dusk till dawn and sin city.

I'm wrong , it was during the milkshake show that she had those lovely earrings ¡¡

What was Samantha thinking leaving Cadillac in the hands of Lindsay, poor dog.

She looks older than Dina! She looks even older than Ali (Benjamin Buttons)!

1:22 , Yes , Lindsay is a genius , a lovely genius ¡¡.
Beauty and intelligence in the same person ¡¡

Of course Lindsay was offered a role in a movie directed by someone who also directed Desparado (hello, ever seen ANYONE more desperate??) From Dusk Til Dawn (those are the hours she does blow) and Sin City (the only place she could get a $25 an hour stripping job) This guy is smart if her offered her the role, but unfortunately, being in the business, and in the know, I KNOW FOR A FACT no one will hire her to do anything. She can't even get a job in a commercial she's such a used up dishrag and total joke. MAYBE if she went to rehab for a year she could stage a comeback, but that door is about to slam shut too!

Crackwhore!

Hey jealous loser at 4:48 Linds has been offered a role in a movie with reputable actors{Robert DeNiro} and respectable director {Rodriguez}. Deal with it!! My girl is coming back....

1:11 #1

I don't mean to butt in, but you might want to peruse, "Quantum Physics for Dummies"...no kidding. Check out the theory of transposed gravity.

July 25, 2009 12:50 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Well, if it weren't for Lohan Sam wouldn't be driving around in that Porsche so I don't feel sorry for her.

Every time Sam's spotted with that crackhead her fee goes up just a little bit more.
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How stupid are you? Ronman's family is fairly wealthy! It's Blohan that's completely broke and desperate! But you're obviously a Blohan fan, so that explains why you are completely stupid!

hiss hissssss rauuuuuuwow hiss hissssss get off me danny

This can not be true. She is filming and working in her corporations. SHe has no time for this party carry on. Stop talking smack about this girl. She is a very powerful business woman. Wish my friend would stop laughing they're gonna throw up if they don't stop the laughter. Lindsay's lies are killing so many people at my college with laughter. Oh wait.....Linds....college is this wierd hang out one does if you haven't dropped out of high school. Don't reach for it. Doubt your Mom know what we're talking about either.

How old is she, 23 ?
She looks like a tired old whore.

I know I kid around cause I'm a bitclitiatureppulin' freakbeakbreakerlobber peddlinupthegriffithpark MIhand acrossfromodinlo0vis-asspinchin'

The earrings look REALLy good, I'd want to have those, just as many. Didn't even recognize her at the first pic, she looked so different. She's really good looking. .)

are those stickers on her ear?

She must have re-inflated her duck lips again and now that ugly hole in her head she calls a mouth looks even worse than normal-and normal being hideous! She's already messed her face up so much at 23, she's going to look the cat lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein, in just a few years! If she even lives that long.

thanks hon for pulling back your hair to reveal your HUGE greasy forehead...always a treat.

She is the LAUGH of AMERICA...SAD-BUT TRUE.

ooo x17 how silly you are reporting that lilo has that many holes in her ears, its a chain morons. is no one a product of the 80's

Ugly. Hag. Duck. Lips.