How Will Lindsay Lohan Spend Her First Weekend Of Freedom?

When is she doing the interview?
Is that why she isn't tweeting so she can speak out in the interview

She looks healthy and awesome and her chest is a treasure to behold.

Hopefully keeping out of trouble and acting like a respectable person. No more whoring and acting like a common drunk.

She looks like crap and she is still the same old whore.

She will be drinking from Friday night till Sunday night. Then clean herself out in case there is a random drug test on Monday.

carpet munching and dildo taking all weekend

She is so fcuking hot.
A living goddess.
Batsh!t crazy, but a gorgeous goddess nonetheless.

You know damn well she'll try to beat the system.

Changed woman LOL my heiny.

Still circling the drain.LOSER.

@5:31
No she won't she is completely sober.
That's why she is being randomly drug & alcohol tested twice a week because she isn't wearing the SCRAM.

Lindsay is going to stay sober till November 1st then she MIGHT PARTY.

Sucking off whoever wants it, depending on how desperate for cash she is.

No one believes that Lindsay will really stay clean and sober.
She'll sneak in whatever she needs.
Plus she is on prescription drugs already.

Sherry and Lindsay are going shopping

There is a bridge I can sell cheaply to anyone who believes that Lindsay will stay clean and sober.

@5:41
She WILL stay completely sober until November 1st.
If she doesn't then she might have to until August 2011.

I will not buy any magazine that pays her for an interview!!!!!

"Fox dismissed two drug counts that the actress had pleaded guilty to in 2007, and said Lohan will be taken off supervised probation on NOVEMBER 1ST if she complies with his orders, passes all drug and alcohol tests and does not miss any of her counseling sessions."

Remember the random drug/alcohol tests was supposed to happen until August 2011
She will stay sober until November 1st

Big whoop. She'll be sneaky until November and then go back to her old ways.

Cannot wait for her upcoming interview AND Vanity Fair shoot.

WOW! she looks great! Keep it up girl!

getting warts burned off

"low profile Lindsay" is looking really good (casual clothing, not much make-up and she's glowing again)

She's fooling most of you most of the time. And you all fall for it. Wonder who calls the paps to tell them exactly where she is. It's like she gave x17 their own gps to get her photo. See ya, I'm off to read some books till this site gets interesting again.

Sam has ditched her! FINALLY.

Sybil has been posting L Chat recently. That is why everyone has been avoiding those posts.

6:46 Only the idiots.

So what if Sam dumped her. She'll be eating someone else's muff.

Sam and Lindsay are together.

They're just keeping it quiet in hopes of making Lindsay seem more "normal" to the public.

But she will never be normal, it's just a matter of time before she f-ucks up publicly again.

They can't make a silk purse out of this sow. Try as they may.

Fungus Firecrotch

Boycott Vanity Fair and anything else she tries to make money off !!!!!

TRASH

Her normal??? She is NUTS.

Sam will be using her ginormous stap-on on her the entire weekend. Don't expect to see Linds out and about till sometime next week.

I wouldn't TAKE money to read anything she was in.

My reaction to her death a yawn.

7:45-2 walking bow-legged.

is she wearing the plaid sam is wearing the other day

Drinking,drugging, whoring - with Samantha putting the strap-on to her holes front and back real good.

those 2 will be having a 69 munchfest

@5:43 ur daddy gives you an allowance for bjs lol

filthy whore

"I’ve been known to take scissors to some of my fave Balenciaga and Gucci designs to make them my own—cutting the collar to make a wider neck or shortening a dress—just a little something to make them unique and show my personality."

Bloho's only talent is hoovering the carpet!

Don't worry, as soon as Sam's bookings start to fall off she'll be back with Lindsay.

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the bloat-face is sweet

LOL her shoes!!

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Sam will be using her very talented tongue and man like hands to pleasure Lindsey all weekend long.

Third Album (2008)
Role: -
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Lindsay Lohan could be jumping onto Lady Gaga’s disco stick.


NOT.

Sam has moved on.


Lindsay...........Fail Again.

8:40, 8:43 fail.

8:50 failure is her only gift.

She is so cheap and plastic.

why is Lindsay plumping her lips again?

oh God Sam is farming, lindsay is with her friends.

THEY DIDN'T SEE EACH OTHER YET!!!!!

9:06 she's testing a new pump being developed by Doc Johnson. It gives you fuller lips to aid in sucking twat.

We first meet Lindsay Lohan lying on a bare mattress, high out of her mind, in a meth lab.

No, that's not the opening line from her most recent magazine profile, that's how we come upon Lindsay's character in the new movie, "Machete."


LOL

I am a little disaponted to see that lindsay spent a large portion of yesterday with friends espcially in the evening she seemed to be with eilat and then picked jenni up.

Isn't Eilat actually her hired bodyguard?

glowing reviews so far:

"And Lindsay Lohan sticks out like a sore thumb, the one MAJOR weak point in this constipated, bloated mess. The saving grace of the film is the final battle between Machete and his evil boss. If you want a better action movie, watch the Expendables instead. Miles ahead of this piece of dog-poo-riddled trash. Avoid at all costs. You're only contributing to the slow downfall of cinematic art."

charlotte's in town and Sam is with her.


lindsay's hanging with Eilat and Electra.

i think Eliat is her roommate.

flew right back from Israel.

i love her in plaid, she looks happy and calm!

Lindsay Lohan and her "girlfriend" Eilat Anschel? NO!

arghhh!!! LL like just got out- where the f*ck is SR?

freedom?
...............THIS PROSTITUTE DON'T KNOW IT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LOCKED UP!!!!!!!

8: 24 Everyone headed into IM. Come with?"

Duckbilled Flashapuss, died on (filled in the date), at aged (fill in the year). She was a mutt with a history as a pleasure-seeking pill popping, cokehead, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant filthy hoarder and an extravagant hostess of bisexual orgies. When not clad in shredded, knee pad legging and rolling in the gutter to impress new friends, she cultivated an air of terror by appearing in a soft corn porn magazine revealing saggy breasts, a saggy bare-ass, wearing P. Meaty as a fig leaf, and set off by a cigarette hanging from her duck lips. Concealing her bisexuality until every former boyfriend rejected her, Duckbilled Flashapuss began appearing in public wearing the standard uniform of bisexuals and lesbians - androgynous plaid shirts, tissue-thin t-shirts, low-slung designer jeans with peep-a-boo butt crack, Birkenstocks and androgynous hats atop her misshapen head. At events, she would appear neon orange in saggy breast-baring designer dresses and color coordinated 8-Ball high heels. A nightly patron of Los Angles nightclubs Les Deux, Trousdale and the quasi-bondage-club Voyeur, she stumbled into a second career as a expert on Agave. Beckoned by the CEO of a fabled Parisian fashion house in need of inexpensive publicity, Eurotrash were ecstatic witnessing an American sight-gag in the flesh.

YAWN

Duckbilled Flashapuss, died on (filled in the date), at aged (fill in the year). She was a mutt with a history as a pleasure-seeking pill popping, cokehead, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant filthy hoarder and an extravagant hostess of bisexual orgies. When not clad in shredded, knee pad leggings and rolling in the gutter to impress new friends, she cultivated an air of terror by appearing in soft core porn magazines revealing saggy breasts, a saggy bare-ass, wearing P. Meaty as a fig leaf, and set off by a cigarette hanging from her duck lips. Concealing her bisexuality until every former boyfriend rejected her, Duckbilled Flashapuss began appearing in public wearing the standard uniform of bisexuals and lesbians - androgynous plaid shirts, tissue-thin t-shirts, low-slung designer jeans with peek-a-boo butt crack, Birkenstocks and androgynous hats atop her misshapen head. At events, she would appear neon orange in saggy breast-baring designer dresses and color coordinated 8-Ball high heels. A nightly patron of Los Angles nightclubs Les Deux, Trousdale and the quasi-bondage-club Voyeur, she stumbled into a second career as a expert on Agave. Beckoned by the CEO of a fabled Parisian fashion house in need of inexpensive publicity, Eurotrash were ecstatic witnessing an American sight-gag in the flesh.

"I feel so fortunate that my career allows me to travel all over the globe. "I love snitching Chanel handbags when roaming around London, India and Paris.

I get inspiration from everywhere: shoot locations, movies, art, books, trafficked children, old magazines."

"she stumbled into a second career as a expert on Agave"

lol!

"Yes, I really did try on every piece of the collection to make sure it had the right feeling and snug fit.

It is really important that the products speak to my vision, have my B.O. odor and pay respect to my icon, Marilyn Monroe.

:)

Sam Ronson creates techno trauma in Hamptons
Updated: Tue., Aug. 24, 2010, 12:38 AM

Samantha Ronson couldn't find her groove at the Brazilian Sunflowers event in Southampton, playing techno before neighbors called the cops. ACE founder Henry Buhl treated 300 guests to dinner and a mellow live performance of Brazilian bossa nova by vocalist Bebel Gilberto at his estate Saturday, before Ronson tore up the turntables. But her set list didn't match the mood. "The crowd was primed for this mellow music. And she came on and started playing techno, inappropriate for the crowd," said a guest, journalist Neil Wolfson. But a rep for the party benefiting the Association of Community Employment Programs for the Homeless insisted, "She played '80s music and lots of Michael Jackson. One lady who may have been a little worse for the wear snapped at Ronson, 'Why aren't you playing more disco music?' She was shooed away." Cops allowed the event to continue. "We have that at every party," added the rep.

B.O

lol!

'Why aren't you playing more disco music?' She was shooed away."

lol!

lol--Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox with their Marilyn Monroe tatts-- they are delusional

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"And Lindsay Lohan sticks out like a sore thumb, the one MAJOR weak point in this constipated, bloated mess."

Oh man, that's good.

The law may be down on Lindsay Lohan, but her friends in the fashion industry are building her up.

Before starting her latest jail and 4th rehab stint, Lohan served as the porn-doll muse for Marc Ecko's Cut & Sow ad campaign.

She stumbled through four videos with Markus Klinko and Indrani of Bravo's "Double Exposure."

At marceckomusecom, users can "play" with Lohan's image thanks to augmented-reality technology that turns her into a digital whore-logram.

Ecko said Lohan was a trooper on set. "She did 2.5 days of work in about 14 hours. [??]

She fell down at the end and cut her back. She was bleeding, we drugged her up, and she didn't complain. If it had happened to me or you, we might not go back. But she wanted to do the gig, she luved the meds and she gave us a lot of 'heart'."

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Machete is one of the worst movies of the year. In this mess of a movie one of the worst performances in the movie comes from former parent trap star lindsay lohan who is naked in it the entire time except for a brief moment where she is dressed as a nun who has a gun in her hand. Lindsay is only in the movie briefly but her presence alone onscreen was enough to repulse people at a preview audience to the point that many of them walked out as soon as she appeared on the screen. For those who actually stayed in the theater they got to see lindsay in a videotaped menage a trois where she has sex with her mother and the star of the movie danny trejo who plays machete. In another scene her father in the movie pulls her out of a drug hen and then he confesses to a priest played by cheech marin that he wants to have sex with his own daughter. Lindsay lohan once again proves that she just does not have the acting chops to make it as an actress in adult roles and that she would be better off refraining from doing any other movies until she takes some acting lessons. Lindsay is known more to the public as someone who entertains them with her offscreen self-destructive behavior and judging by her participation in this mess she clearly has no idea of what it is that she is doing with her career. After this terrible performance by lindsay lohan it would be best if she were to just stick to entertaining the public with her acts of criminality in the tabloids rather than subjecting the public to another pathetic attempt by a former child star to try to branch out. Unfortunately for the public lindsay lohan may be doing another movie soon as she is set to star as linda "deep throat" lovelace where it is expected that she will be naked a lot in the movie and that she will be beaten brutally to a bloody pulp. The only good thing that can be said about the linda lovelace movie inferno is that it will probably be the last movie that lindsay lohan will ever make because no one will ever want to hire her again after her performance in machete and her playing a porn star who was best known to the public for her ability to perform fellatio.

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The only good thing that can be said about the linda lovelace movie inferno is that it will probably be the last movie that lindsay lohan will ever make because no one will ever want to hire her again after her performance in machete and her role as a porn star who was best known to the public for her ability to perform fellatio on men.

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-Jay Leno's joke last night wasn't very funny about Linda Lovelace and I've known him since I was 13yrs old.... Hmmm

Lindsay"I-Have-a-Meeting-Next-Week-To-Discuss_Music"Lohan



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"sorry, i'm really not on twitter that much- when i tweet it's usually from my phone while i am driving!"

just to clarify:


Um, it is by court-order--I have to go bra-less until November. Scout's honor!!


Linds xxox

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"Machete is one of the worst movies of the year."

A 2011 Razzie nomination for worst supporting actress is in her future.

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Paris Hilton is arrested for cocaine possession look it up.
hahahaha
karma is a bitch.
she is under arrest.
where is the news.
i guess she didnt pay you to lie, she is going to jail.

@3:54
I know she was dissing Lindsay at parties and calling her a druggie and then making fun of her being in jail.

I wonder what she tested positive for on her drug test i bet it wasn't just coke and weed.
Nevada doesn't have over crowding like LA and she probably had over 0.5g.

umm hey linds ikinda think that purrhaps yr 98 purrcent fine,,

umm hey linds ikinda think that purrhaps yr 98 purrcent mine,,

1. Tabloids
2. Carvel Ice Cream Stores
3. TMZ and x17
4. Paps
5. Hollywood
6. New York
7. Bouncers at Voyeur + Trousdale
8. Samantha's Family
9. Ungaro
10. E Trade Babies
11. Scarlett Johansson
12. Hilary Duff
13. "The Black Kid"
14. LAPD
15. Daddy
16. Richard Lugner
17. Dario Faiella

here in this list coments have crazy people very crazy lindsay take care !

X17, where is the story on the cokehead Paris Hilton getting arrested?

MORONS, WAKE UP! That waste of space trash Hilton has been busted for narcotics possession.

PAIRS HILTON + COCAINE = JAIL

So what she wasnt endangering other peoples lives like Blohan

10:53 pm
NO talent! A harsh and accurate assessment of Lindsay in MACHETE.

She is just another child actor who could not transition into mature roles.

1. $1,000,000 from Long Island radio station.
2. $100,000,000 from e trade babies
3. $1,000,000 from OK magazine

.............CHEATING ANYBODY?

7:53 She is not doing radio station Dina is a liar If you want I can post the phone # to the station and you can ask the station for yourself

As for etrade lindsay never filled the claim dina did,she was in rehab at the time the second suit was filled. (first one dina did and etrade laughed at her cause dina put lindsay address as dinas address in merrick ny,also lindsay was in paris at the time and wasnt even aware of her mothers actions)before dina left LA she filled again
Etrade has a team of lawyers that are going to eat this up and spit it out.She will not see a penny from etrade

As for OK she will get 10 thousand not a million thats just more of dinas lies

I cant believe you believe dina and her lies tsk tsk! You sould know better

She makes millions of dollars not only from movies and modeling
and her fashion business but also from interviews.
Remember the no talent losers say they're not jealous.

@1:18 fatasspsychocuntsybil the rancid pussy of the D, shakeithotbitch & the interwebs lives with fake dead daddy. Now he wishes he was dead.