X17 XCLUSIVE - LINDSAY LOHAN ENTERS REHAB!

EILAT IS ABSOLUTELY HOTTT

Stop with the BS X17, that tranny face Eilat is not Lindsay's girlfriend.

Once again special treatment for a not so special person.

no sleepovers for Rohan...no sleepovers for Rohan....no sleepovers for Rohan


How will the world survive?

Hurry!! Just a few more days to choose a gift from the Lindsay Lohan "Going to Prison" Gift Registry:

-Small mirror, along with a shank in the shape of a razor blade

-Velvet rope in place of bars.

-Los Angeles Sparks underwear.

-Furry handcuffs.

-Pruno cocktail set.

-Custom F-U acrylic nails

-Edible underwear

-Do-It-Yourself-Botox Treatments (the 90 day Handi-Pac)

-Collapsible Stripper Pole

-Do-It-Yourself-Industrial-Strength- Lip-Plumper-Kit

- Superduty, crotch crustacean resistant, cheese resistant, anti-bacterial soap shaped into a dildo a.k.a- Agent Orange (A Lohan personal cleansing/crotch defoliant device)

- Commercial-strength dental dams for her shower buddies.

- Empty shoes box for hoarding dirty tissues

How much crap does this idiot broad need to bring to a sober living house? Also, I think the amount of visitors is a bit much. Don't they have a curfew in places like this or is Blohan getting special treatment?

So what, she just has failure number 4 ahead of her and even more people will know she's a failure and a loser. She should just do...something...else. Comprenede?

We are organizing a petition to make sure Lindsay Lohan serves her time amd stays out of the public eye for at least 6 months. PLEASE JOIN US IN THIS CAUSE:

- Hollywood directors
- Hollywood actors
- The entire music industry
- The whole fashion industy (minus tranny fashion market)
- Lesbian jail gangs
- 99.9999% of the general public
- All non-racists
- Friends and family of DUI victims
- People who watched her movies
- People who heard her music
- Judge Revel
- Danette Meyers
- All media outlets
- Mark Ronson
- Charlotte Ronson
- Ann Dexter-Jones
- Mick Jones
- Judge Judy
- Emanuel Ungaro
- LAPD
- MADD

Once again avoiding responsibility for her actions.....F A I L

And how 'bout those Lowhan Lies! They were just saying how she didn't have a drug and alcohol problem. So if she's drug free, then why rehab, you fuucking Piece of SHIT Lowhan LOSERS!!!

I wish for the best, but something tells me that she is going to fail, just like she did the last time she went to rehab. If I remember correctly, didn't she turn it into a sex romp?

Wait- so she got out of going to jail? LMFAO!

www.babble com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/04/lindsay-lohan-drinking-again-with-mom.jpg


^ a lovely pic showing Dina Lohan really being there for Lindsay after her last release from rehab a couple of years ago.

Dina looked on as Lindsay picked up a bottle of Belvedere and chugged it.

I wish my mom was there for me, just like that.

Love Bonnie Fuller's story about Lilo comparing her “victim hood” to an Iranian woman facing torture and death.

It's the same narcissistic, arrogant, self-serving behavior she displayed during the BBC3 India documentary.


What a tool.

Pic #7



Oh Ali. Fail again.

LINDSAY LOHAN HAS JUST BEGUN HER 4th REHAB VACATION

LINDSAY LOHAN HAS JUST BEGUN HER 4th REHAB VACATION

LINDSAY LOHAN HAS JUST BEGUN HER 4th REHAB VACATION


LINDSAY LOHAN HAS JUST BEGUN HER 4th REHAB VACATION


LINDSAY LOHAN HAS JUST BEGUN HER 4th REHAB VACATION

If we could roll our eyes any harder.

She cannot get out of jail, no matter what she does.

machete's webpage

Lindsay isn't there.

Not a single picture, nada.

7:41

she'll most likely have her cellphone, so she & sam can text, they can email, they'll have physical visits. and twitter.

The reason she will fail is because all those around her make excuses for her and she gets special treatment when she certainly does not deserve it. Someone just tell her like it is--- you are a drug addict, have an alcohol problem, you broke the law on a number of occasions and you can't handle your own affairs. But they won't. I thought when you entered rehab you weren't allowed visitors at first. And here's hoping they went through all the goodies brought into her from the outside! Yes sir Lips Lohan is special.

Good for you Lindsay

I just came from a rehab 2weeks ago
I only spent 21 days but it did me a lot of good. July 20th is coming, it's my birthday, I would hate to see one of my favorite girls in jail on that day, keep strong little cancer girl, the truth is most people would be crumbling under the weight of so much pressure by now. You are strong, you deserve a good life. Even if jail comes, it will not be the end of the world for you.

Looks like a really, really expensive, luxury rehab place.

Only the best for our little Linds.

THIS IS NIOT REHAB.

It's a sober living house, which you would usually go to AFTER rehab as a transition from rehab to your regular life.


Great plan, Dina.

but no person get better in rehab if she/he doesent want to get better, you must really want that in order to quit. And i dont get the feeling she wants too, but can be wrong ofcourse.

isn;t she supposed to have 2 court appointed doctors recommend her rehab facility?

Not a Beverly Hills attorney who happens to OWN this one. LOL

samantha is soooooooooo hot

love sam

www s1.zetaboards com/L_Anon/topic/3578721/79/

LOL L Chat girls are posting and going crazy over BloHo's latest cheesecake photos in the German edition of GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)

They are an extra pathetic bunch.

Pathetic attempt to stay out of Jail..They must think the judge is a fool

8:17 #2 LOL for providing us with more Comedy Gold via the L Chat losers!

8:17 #2 German edition of GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)???


LOL, remember when she used to be an actress?

samantha is absolutely hottt

thirty-two

8 17 #2

"Why don't I get offered the American Vogue covers that Scarlett gets?"

too funny-----Sam is wasting her time on a loser

run run sam

Samantha has a CD coming out...and she knows just how to boost her PR. And it's all free.

Clever Sam!

She's still going to jail....doesn't matter...SHE'S GOING TO JAIL NEXT TUESDAY!!!

What some of you fail to understand is that she has a disease. In fact, the disease of alcoholism has been acknowledged by the American Medical Association as a REAL disease. Would you treat someone with cancer as such shit? No, probably not.

In the normal metabolic process (the process of a NON ADDICT) the liver converts alcohol into a substance called acetaldehyde, which is then converted into acetic acid, and finally converted into carbon dioxide and water. These two substances are then eliminated through the lungs and kidneys. When an alcoholic drinks this normal process does not take place as it should. In the alcoholic a very small amount of the acetaldehyde is not eliminated; instead it goes to the brain where, combined with dopamine produces the very dangerous substance tetrahydroisoquinoline (THIQ). This interaction only occurs in the brain of an alcoholic.

THIQ is highly addictive, it was tried experimentally on animals during the second world war, when they were looking for a pain killer less addicting than morphine; THIQ proved to be a great pain killer, but because of it's addictive properties it was unsuitable for human use.

THIQ causes cravings for alcohol and every other drug.

THIQ is only manufactured in the brain of an alcoholic/addict.

There are certain kids of rats that cannot be made to drink alcohol. When given a very weak solution of vodka and water, they'll refuse to touch it. They will literally thirst themselves to death before they agree to drink alcohol. But if you take the same kind of rat and put an unbelievably small quantity of THIQ into the rat's brain-one quick injection- the animal will immediately develop a preference for alcohol over water. You can take a rat that totally abstains from alcohol and turn him into a alcoholic rat. All it takes is a very tiny amount of THIQ.

What some of you fail to understand is that she has a disease. In fact, the disease of alcoholism has been acknowledged by the American Medical Association as a REAL disease. Would you treat someone with cancer as such shit? No, probably not.

In the normal metabolic process (the process of a NON ADDICT) the liver converts alcohol into a substance called acetaldehyde, which is then converted into acetic acid, and finally converted into carbon dioxide and water. These two substances are then eliminated through the lungs and kidneys. When an alcoholic drinks this normal process does not take place as it should. In the alcoholic a very small amount of the acetaldehyde is not eliminated; instead it goes to the brain where, combined with dopamine produces the very dangerous substance tetrahydroisoquinoline (THIQ). This interaction only occurs in the brain of an alcoholic.

THIQ is highly addictive, it was tried experimentally on animals during the second world war, when they were looking for a pain killer less addicting than morphine; THIQ proved to be a great pain killer, but because of it's addictive properties it was unsuitable for human use.

THIQ causes cravings for alcohol and every other drug.

THIQ is only manufactured in the brain of an alcoholic/addict.

There are certain kids of rats that cannot be made to drink alcohol. When given a very weak solution of vodka and water, they'll refuse to touch it. They will literally thirst themselves to death before they agree to drink alcohol. But if you take the same kind of rat and put an unbelievably small quantity of THIQ into the rat's brain-one quick injection- the animal will immediately develop a preference for alcohol over water. You can take a rat that totally abstains from alcohol and turn him into a alcoholic rat. All it takes is a very tiny amount of THIQ.

wowwwwwww sam is cool

same kind of rat and put an unbelievably tiny amount of THIQ into the rat's brain-one quick injection- the animal will immediately develop a preference for alcohol over water. You can take a teetotaling rat and turn him into an alcoholic rat with just a very tiny amount of THIQ.

run sammy

So Blohan's a diseased, alcoholic rat. Tell us something we didn't know and try not to use any more enabler excuses when you do it.

run baby

It's not enabling excuses and if you were educated on the subject rather than some idiotic loser, you'd know that. Talk to me when you have a grasp of what it really means to be an addict. Asshole.

Who's the dude with the long hair? He'll probably get to have sex with Lindsay soon. lol

That's quite a long winded rant in defense of alcholoic rat Lindsay. Without even realizing it - you summed her up perfectly.

Yes, she is a sick person. A sick person who absolutely refuses to take responsibility for any of her actions and will be the first to throw you under the bus to save her own ass. She's a two-faced, lying rat.

Hopefully the dude with the long hair has enough sense to stay away from Blohan. Yuck! Stop the madness - stop spreading disease! (that goes for parasite too).

No, 8:52, I already know you are a drunken loser grasping at excuses. Go pour yourself a stiff one. You know you will. Try not to kill anyone when you are coming back from the bar or the liquor store. Maybe you should have a warning on your car. "Diseased person driving, not responsible for actions. Please clear the streets."

Meanwhile, you are a sick person too. Absolutely refusing to acknowledge real truths about this problem. You both have a terrible case of denial. Maybe you should be friends!

8:09 is right. It is a sober house, not REHAB. Lindsay may not be so much an addict as someone who is highly traumatized with deep emotional wounds who at times lashes out at society. Though onlookers think she has it all and is spoiled, she actually is more of a wounded scared person who puts out her claws when she feels cornered. Since society would rather profit from making her a wild-child addict with nasty parents and a club-happy underage sister, ideas that challenge that and point toward a mental condition are dismissed by most press and people commenting on Lindsay's behavioral patterns.

You're a drunkard enabler. Pretty simple. Go ahead and get bent out of shape. It's amusing.

Tranny girl is not LL gf, she is a friend who gets the perks of hanging out in the vast and ever changing lohan entourage..
samro is the one to watch.. lohan is addicted to her.

To the person defending Lindsay saying she is diseased...(lol in more ways than one)

Yes we know - no one is making fun of that disease or anyone with it. What you are failing to understand is that this loser will do anything she can to avoid responsibility and acknowleding she has a problem. She's the one making a joke out of it. She's fair game now. She's obviously so dense that she can't comprehend responsibility in any capicity and probably never will. Stop making excuses for her.

i thought dina said she was clean and sober 2 days ago, now she is in rehab? when is dina gonna stop lying?

I'm a recovering alcoholic, and know more about this than you could ever imagine. Yes, it is pretty simple, we are not on a level playing field. I will not linger too much longer, as I cannot sit here an argue with an idiot. It just wouldn't feel right. Please do consider hitting me up when you get the chance to read some information on the subject. Your lousy insults are rather petty, and unfortunately for you they do not hold much interest for me. Goodbye.

Oh, the enabler got butthurt. Oh poo poo. Bu bye.

Funny you talk about petty insults, yet you are the one name calling.

Yeas, Blohan suffers from a genetic Lohan disease called PullThatBottleFromYourDaffyDuckLipsAndThatHugeToiletTubeCokeStrawOutOfYourNose-itis.

...YourNose-itis.

Samantha Ronson is making her brother Mark Ronson look like an azzhole, after he called Lindsay "a Freak" in a magazine interview, and Mark also said "his family and friends have many interventions on Samantha, so that Sam can leave Lindsay for good". Samantha was also in the interview and didn't deny what her brother was saying... so all the INTERVENTIONS AND INTERVIEWS TRYING TO SEPARATE SAM FROM LINDSAY DIDN'T WORK. HUH?

Just a ploy by their lawyer to try to get her from serving jail time. Let's hope the judge doesn't fall for this old trick!

9:14 You are not too smart. Lindsay is in a SOBER house. That's where you go AFTER rehab. Forget what x17 says, it's a SOBER house. Her tests prove she's sober, as much crap as anyone may want to talk you can't argue with FACTS. 7 weeks of random drug tests, no illegal DRUGS found in her system. Prescriptions: only adderall showed and dilaudid for 2 weeks and not after June 7. She had one SCRAM alert that claims she had .03 alcohol level which is nowhere near the legal limit of .08. That was over a month ago. Dina is correct in her statement that Lindsay is sober, the tests prove it.

I think it's funny that whenever there was a Blohan post there would be well over 100 posts boasting how wonderful and talanted she is, but now that she's preoccupied (her enablers as well, ie. Dina, Ali, etc) those posts seem to be missing. Hmmm

Another trick to avoid prison,so lame of her...
But the judge isn't dumb.It's clear it's a set up to avoid jail.She challenged the judge many times,didn't obbey her orders on purpose,missed classes and lied about many things.The judge isn't dumb,she must know this rehab is a cheap trick made up to avoid jail time.Lindsay is a loser...she said she isn't using drugs and that doesn´t have alcoholism problems.And for her bad luck,this rehab means she lied,again.She's doomed...lol
Lindsay is really dumb...lol

Look at stupid old 11:09. Can't give up the ghost no matter how completely obvious it is that she is not only stupid, but completely wrong. Hey, shit for brains, if she has no problem, then why is her family and every one else personally involved in the case saying there is a problem? Just how stupid are you? I mean there are levels of stupid, but you really trying to make a new level of stupid up all by yourself, aren't you? Go peddle your shit on TMZ and see if the mouthbreathers over there will swallow that load of shit.

8:06, Sherry aka kira his 6-month contract was worth every dime. Keep grimacing for the camera.

actually I'm at 8:06, 8:37 and 9:16 am, and it's KIRA. That is all. Bye!

even if the judge were to bend over and let the court system take it up the chute for this twit one more time, it wont be all the way. the judge might think about reversing the order in which it happens. bottom line she will still do time. blohan just needs to get clean right now before jail.

Look it's Sherry/kira the half *gay* Kentucky criminal. How's your neglected kid?

My fave pic is a close-up of the Kentucky whore's fat gut. Muffin top should lose at least 35 pounds.

5:03 Yeah Sherry we remember when you said *I always lie* and told that pitiful lie about *being in rehab*. Too bad the criminal complaints contain your photos, huh?

Lmao @5:38 that one's cool. Check out the one of her hideous home dye job standing outside that dump she calls home. It's a riot.

5:51, Just saw that pic !!! Kentucky whore's a wide load hobag !!!

Blow-han will be going down hard. Judge gonna throw the max at her on Tues....
90 days jailtime. Why does this trainwreck, alcoholic, drug indused beotch get so much airtime? What's america's fascination with her? Sorry, I don't get it. Just leave her a-lohan and she'll fade into obscurity. Loser!

5:03 - Sherry a.k.a. kira and so on. You're 90 pounds soaking wet? LOL How much does your other thunder thigh and bulbous butt cheek weigh?

6:07 is Sherry.

@6:15 yep psycho gurl's flips always fails.

LMAO I don't live in kentucky and I'm sure as hell not over weight, maybe you're talking about sherry? ohhh the love just makes me all warm and fuzzy inside lol.

7:00 Sherry, I'm really glad you posted as "socio" and "sociopath" when you told him "I love you" followed by blackmail and extortion threats. The title sociopath is fitting for you. IC3 investigators have everything your wrote including a copy of you admitting your actions are felonious and you have done this before. The feds have a backlog of cases so be patient. You should know three of us are filing additional federal charges against you and will continue to do as needed. It seems you have not told your ex. Maybe one of us will have to do it for you.

One more thing Sherry, would you like us to contact your ex's father too? He has the same name, right?

reality check x17, Lindsay said on her twitter that eilat was one of her best friends and they're only friends, so stop writing more bullsh!t.
maybe sam and lindsay are back on.

Sherry @7:00 pm pics don't lie like you do. Your thunder thighs and bulbous butt cheeks like 50 lbs of sausage in a 25 lb casing. LOL Hey where'd you get those cheap tacky pants? The Interwebs Slut Boutique? Hope you got 80% off because DAMN!! LOL

Sherry @7:00 pm Ooops, it shoulda been *look* 50 lbs of sausage in a 25 lb casing not like. Trust nobody likes that nastee shit. I was LOLing so hard I didn't check it. Whateva. Call Weight Watcher pronto you fat, busted, crazy hag.

7:00 - Sherry, formerly known as kira on X17, do you think everyone has amnesia? We are ot doing this again. We know you were kira and pretended to be in your 20's. Some saw you facebook yrs ago. Your smug “half gay” remark was really stupid. It was about your real name. You can't lie your way out who you are and what you have been doing anymore.

+n/ot

It’s really puzzling that Sherry-kira doesn’t get she’s in deep shit. I mean, wtf? She acts like it’s a game. No way, no how, would it be right to stand by and watch a delusional bitch threaten some guy from another site. She does something like that to him, she could do it to any of us. Handing it to the authorities was the right thing to do. People like her belong behind bars.

Crazy dumb bitch came back to whine. She's up on the top thread. HA haha!

hahaha!!!!!!!
loser!!
thats what you get u asshole!!!
hopin u'll be stayin there forever!!