Pap Fiction!
Damn, y'all - we didn't mean to punk so many of our readers with our obvious joke post earlier. Just to clear things up, that's not Ashton Kutcher kissing Lisa Rinna - no, really!
Of course, Ashton may not have been present at the scene, but that doesn't mean his fingerprints aren't everywhere! Just look at how contrived all this is - I mean, the rose? The robe? The glass of wine? Seriously, this whole scene just reeks of Pop Fiction - it's gotta be their most obvious setup yet!
At least they sold it well!
> Lisa Rinna Debuts Her New Lips On The Today Show - Oct 05, 2010
> Lisa Rinna Undergoes Lip Reduction - Oct 05, 2010
> Lisa Rinna Is A Gossip Queen - Apr 25, 2010
> For Once We're Staring At Something Other Than Lisa Rinna's Lips - Mar 30, 2010




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