Someone's Gettin' Luke-y!

They look like they could be related.

PARENTAL ADVISORY

The "Mystery Minx" appears to have a NICE SET OF TITS.

She has a BUTTEFACE tho, so she'll very likely turn into a COW within a couple of years.

Enjoy BANGING her for the time-being, Luke.

Just keepin' it real.

Tiffani Thiesen...as if you didn't know x17.

That girl is fucking gross. I know her and all she tries to do is sleep with celebrities. Also i agree with you. her face looks like a pig. typical starfucker. you can do better luke.

Too fresh looking to be TAT. I think she looks like Audrina from The Hills.

I love her dress! Anyone know the maker?

thats tiffani thiessen. she is married tho,i dont think they are dating.

its not tiffany thiesen.
1) tiffany thiesen is not a Butterface
2) that girl is a 21 year old starfucker. shes a cocktail waitress, a wannabe actress and fucks d celebrities. this is her wet dream.

actually it is tiffani thiessen.

I could be convinced its tiffany thiessen, but most likely its not. She does have nice tits like TAT, ha. But I would agree that she will grow up to be a cow. Not a bad lay right now however. Whats up with the pocket pens Luke??

gross! luke, Another wannabe actress? grow up.

I bartend at a place she frequents. She's a total hottie and a really cool chick. Good catch Luke!

That girl is so pretty, I think that they look cute together!

Why so nasty everyone? I think she looks cute and fresh...good for them.

Obviously some pretty jealous people around here...I think she is beautiful! A very sweet person too! Luke is lucky to date her.

she is an a amazng person...you guys have no idea what your talking about....go get a life....

She looks like a midget with a gigantic head and needs a tan too. Don't they live in LA?

And how do you know she's sweet? Looks lame.

I heard she slept with Vince Vaughn. She is a hollywood toss-up

This place is such a rumor-mill..

How can you even see her face? She's wearing glasses- Hell, Looks good to me though

The girl in the pic is my cousin's best friends brother-in law. She is Luke's spiritual cleansing therapist. And very cute.

I heard they were at an African orphanage last night.

This girl is GORGEOUS!! You all need to get a life....I have a feeling these comments are from WANNABE starfuckers or whatever you are calling them and they are jealous of her....GROW UP!!

This girl... a spiritual advisor...haha definitly not. If you guys only knew.

Its Dana Workman....beautiful, sweet girl luke is lucky

Yeah, Dana is a fucking 22/21 year old wanna be actress starfucker. She has NOTHING to offer him. And her whole routine is fucking celebrities. Its embarassing for luke. Its also embarassing for herself that she's promoting herself on here. Shes a whore, and she has no class. Get a life Dana! If sleeping with celebrities makes you feel good about yourself, then you should expect this kind of criticism. Finish up your classes at santa monica city college and stop spreading your legs. People will respect you more.


Ps. luke is NOT lucky. Luke is majorly down grading. At least his last gf had class and a sense of style.

If by "amazing person" you mean, D grade star fucker, then YES. shes completely amazing.


also, she does have a gigantic man head. looks like lukey is embarassed.

haha. I tend bar at the same place she goes to every night, (Q's) lets all just be honest here. And shes fuckin beat. She is NOT hot, average body, and she has a bad attitude to boot. She "tried" to fuck Vince Vaughn, and Fred Durst. They all denied her. She also used to fuck some guy from some tv show on the WB or somethin. The funny thing is, she IS total trash, and what everyone here is sayin is true. AT least if she had a cool personality I could defend her. But she doesnt. She also spends most of her time hangin out with reality tv losers. Sorry Dana but you suck and I agree with the posts up above, your face looks like a man. STay in school.



ps. its got to be her sayin "shes pretty" "shes a spiritual advisor shit". She is faaar from it. In her own mind, her only redeemable quality is that she fucks celebrities. Also, nice comeback from your "friend" Dana. Calling someone else a wanna be starfucker just furthers the idea that you Are one, and that even your friends know it.

to "someone who REALLY knows"~

i find it rather pathetic that you obviously have the maliciousness to make vicious comments/accusations about someone, yet don't have the balls to stand behind your "truths" and leave your name. it's just so much easier spreading vile rumors masquerading as "truth" behind cyber-anonymity isn't it?

first of all, for you (and anyone else) indulging in this vicious gossip, your incendiary filth is an obvious indication and manifestation of your unhappiness with yourself and your life. it is really very sad for you (and an incredible waste of your time and resources) to be filled with such hate, and to actively spread that hate.

didn't we all learn from thumper that if we don't have anything nice to say, maybe we shouldn't say anything at all?

now, back to you, miss "someone who REALLY knows". i'm assuming you're a girl because your entire tirade sounds like a bitchy, catty rant. this girl that you're trying to tear apart happens to be one of my best friends. you do not know her at all and honestly seem kinda jealous. you should spend more time trying to make your life better and less time trying to make everyone else's miserable. and some free career advice; focus more on your job and not on being a gossipy bitch. quite frankly, you're the one that looks like the trashy loser to me.

and i don't need to hide behind some bullshit anonymous tagname. my name is jade. my email address is saigonjones@gmail.com. find me if you have a problem.

OMFG this shit is so fuckin funny because its TRUE. My friend from Qs told me about this site. That girl is Dana and all this shits fuckin true dude. The bartender above me knows what he's talking about.

Dana is a total "star fucking" shit for brains! The girl would fuck sponge bob just because hes on tv. And I thought i was the only one who was grossed out by her ugly face and uglier personality. She shits on everyone she knows just to suck celebrity cock. No guy I know thinks shes hot. Maybe for a night but not even that anymore cuz she's been passed around so much.


Just keepin it real.

OMFG this shit is so fuckin funny because its TRUE. My friend from Qs told me about this site. That girl is Dana and all this shits fuckin true dude. The bartender above me knows what he's talking about.

Dana is a total "star fucking" shit for brains! The girl would fuck sponge bob just because hes on tv. And I thought i was the only one who was grossed out by her ugly face and uglier personality. She shits on everyone she knows just to suck celebrity cock. No guy I know thinks shes hot. Maybe for a night but not even that anymore cuz she's been passed around so much.


Just keepin it real.

You guys must not have lifes to spend soo much time writting such long emails about someone that you are just envious of. She's got him and you didnt, her gain your loss!! Get a life and a boyfriend!!!

hahahahahahha. Dude, Dana get a life and get yourself tested. Find other ways of gettin self worth rather than fucking D celebrities. He will throw you away soon.

Hey JADE, this is Danni. My GUY friend knows what hes talking about. She used to fuck steve or dated him. Then she chased after fred durst, vince vaughn and that deuche bag from superman. If thats not true I dont know what is. Tell your friend to get some self worth and if she can't handle the truth she should grow up. Dana has a bad fuckin attitude, no class, no education, and sleeps with celebrities for validation. Its the truth. Nuff said. Nothin my friend said or I said is shit we cant say to her face. We just felt like it was maybe too mean. But if you insist we can say it to her face too. BYE NOW.

Gossip or not, it says somethin when most people have the same opinion about someone. My guess is, the girl IS a braindead starfucker. Sorry.

Dont you find it ironic that all of the sudden 5 comments have been posted within the last 20 minutes by 5 different people saying they know her? Hmm...I think not. Same person? I think so

Dont you find it ironic that all of the sudden 5 comments have been posted within the last 20 minutes by 5 different people saying they know her? Hmm...I think not. Same person? I think so

Holy shit! cat fight. i love cat fights between hos. We should leave this blog posting to see how much more dirt comes up on the lil star effer.

Ps, post above me, you need to learn how to count 5 minutes correctly.Sorry doll.

Everyone can just go and fuck themselves, get a life....it's a freeworld!!! Why do you guys even care...it's written jealoussy all over this page...why do we even read shit like this.....oh because we do care and we don't have anything better to do...I forgot...He should be happy dating a cute girl cause we know that she's hot and he's not end of discussion!!!

Didn't he used to date hot girls? WTF?? Also, it doesnt seem like anyone here is jealous of some 21 yr old wannabe actress who has fucked a handful of celebs before shes legal. Shes not even hot.


MOVE ON LUKE!!

Hey "Someone who REALLY knows" (or person that got shut down by Dana) lets have a name pussy. Actually, nevermind, I'm pretty sure I know who this is.

I dont know what you guys are talkin about! I wouldnt touch that bird with a ten foot pole. My Sponge head is disease free.

Dana's best friend, who also lives at Q's with her, PERSONALLY told me about her and Luke and how he isn't even calling anymore. She is rudeand acts too good for everyone. It has nothing to do with her looks. She has dated every reality tv star and celeb that she can. She works at a tanning salon and auditions in hopes of being a socialite. This is what she asked for and always wanted so she needs to deal with it. By the way, THE ANONYMOUS COMMENTS are Dana defending herself. Her friend confirmed she checked this site and has been reading comments!

Hi DANA! Nothing better than to check the latest gossip on yourself??

dana is a skank she told the tabloids luke was screwing her and texting her she is a wack bitch
and fred durst is a friend of mine and he wouldnt even fuck this crazy bitch...and he used to bag britney (gross fred...come on!) she is a total skank for sure. but the chick luke is dating, andrea is a skank just as much. i think luke likes skanks actually i am sure he likes skanks. he is one weird dude.

i think it was lukes on off on girlfriend (who thinks luke isnt bagging other girls when he and she are "on") who was posting some of the anonymous comments. she is not classy. luke is nuts anyway.

Oh she knows he bangs other girls..I'm sure- who wouldn't? I don't think shed post on here- she doesn't seem nuts like everyone else that's posted!

sure whatever ANDREA. everyone who knows you knows you go on these websites and post shit then try to use it against luke then he asks why you ask that shit. you are a dumbass and you are the ugliest chick luke has ever dated too. he didnt date ugly dana he just fucked her along with 1000's of other chicks. and he likes to fuck em in the ASS.

What the hell? You sound more like "andrea" than anyone on here! Who would be dumb enough to post on a website about your own boyfriend? That's too crazy..and what normal guy doesn't like to give it in the ass? Hahaha! And whoever this koo-koo is accusing people of being his girlfriend take it elsewhere, you're wasting peoples time that want to read about Luke.

Ya'll Is it just me or does this girls face look exactly like a Pug? ahahhaha.

The saddest thing about this girl is that she called the tabloids so they would put her picture in the paper and say her and luke are dating on the one occasion that he fucked her. Sucking celebrity cock is hard work huh Dana? If that doesnt scream pathetic, I dont know what does.

ps. you forgot to mystic tan your butthole. Have a nice day at your shitty job. ;)

At least these girls are out doin somethin rather than giving themselves carpel tunnel from talking so much crap. Sluts or not, YOU look lame.

Carpal tunnel is spelled with an A dana. Also, Blowing and having sex with every D rate celebrity to get "famous" does not account for "doing something".

Carpal tunnel is spelled with an A dana. Also, Blowing and having sex with every D rate celebrity to get "famous" does not account for "doing something".

i heard dana was banging screech now and
luke send matt out to refill your valtrex buddy

ooooooooooooooooooooh lalala

dana workman was the biggest dork in high school, i would know- we were on the bus together since middle school- she had one fat friend. calabasas high school. glad to see she has moved up in the world

I was in her preschool class, she was terrible at sharing, and her playdo-people were really not up to par with the rest of the class. Her only friend picked his nose, and always had crushed cheerios around his mouth, I too am glad to see she's climbed her way up the proverbial jungle gym of life, I was worried there for a second