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Jesus Luz "Feels Married" To Madonna, She Bans Him From Partying With Lilo
Posted on Mon Mar 15, 2010 09:38 AM PDT
Jesus Luz has confessed that after dating Madonna for 15 months and spending time with her kids, Lourdes, 13, Rocco, 9, Mercy, 5, and four-year-old David, “I consider myself a married man!
"I have a family," the 23-year-old hunk continued to Brazil’s RG Vogue magazine. "At my age, my father was also married. My mother gave birth to me when she was 15.”
So at 51, Madonna would be like, his great-grandma?
Although it's great that Jesus is so committed that he feels like he and Madonna are already deeply committed, being "married" does have some drawbacks -- like the fact that the old ball and chain can ban certain starlets from seeing your DJ set!
A source told the Daily Mirror that when Jesus was DJ'ing at the VIP room in Paris during fashion week, “Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz. But when Madonna’s people heard, they put a block on it. Jesus wasn’t one to argue, he didn’t want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. Lindsay had to make do with a night in her hotel.”
So does Jesus feel more like Madonna's husband or her wife?
Definitely the latter!
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Comments
So no one wants Lindsay Lohan hanging around, what else is new?
Can you blame Madonna?
This story smacks of the very fertile imagination of that bottom-feeder rag. Even if true it's more a reflection on great grandmother Madonna and her great grandson Jesus than Lilo. It's natural for young people to want to hang together;obviously he was not objecting to Lilo, however old mother hubbard feared young sexy Lilo around her babe in arms.Jesus may be young but ain't no fool-he knows where his bread is buttered for now...
A-listers keep their distance from Z-listers like Lilo.
The whole story disgustes me. Hope Jesus is in for the money and not really into someone who could be his grandma. Either way, it's gross. It's literally prostitution, but out in the open...ewwww
Madonna probably just wants to make sure Jesus doesn't get anything from Lindsay.
Madonna is an old dried up husk...she needs to get over herself and age gracefully..Wait till Lourdes hits on him..
I guess she thinks she's Sylvia from La Dolce Vita in that stupid hat!
Anything for a little press. Why would this dude hang out with an ugly skank when he can do so much better. Everyone in the world hates the firecrotch. She is a dumb ass broke slut.
Madonna is way better than that Lohan Loser.
Madonna wants lindsay for herself..
Madonna has nothing to worry about in regards to Jesus leaving her for Hohan. Jesus is in it for the money, something Hohan has nothing of!
Husband or wife.....honestly...are you being that sexist????
tiny peen dicking a hag
and yet he is too smart to go after Lohan
The old bag bought him, plain and simple.
]Older MEN date much younger women all the time! So what's wrong with older women dating younger men?? When females makes comments like the ones I'm seeing on this board, I have to laugh - ladies you're putting yourself into an 'age prison' which says that by the time you reach 40, you're worthless. F that! We should be as sexually liberated as men.