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Jesus Under Madonna's Spell?

Posted on Mon Feb 16, 2009 09:05 AM PDT

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Does she have a magic vag or is he just so mesmerized by the $$$$ and fame that Jesus' family is now claiming Madonna's "controlling" his every move!

Mama da Luz (who is several years younger than her son's new woman) apparently believes her son has been "kidnapped" by Madonna, who's keeping him in her love den in New York and far away from his family, according to Page Six.

Apparently, while on vacay with the Material Mom over the holidays, Jesus even had his cell phone confiscated, and was only able to send a text to his mother, saying he wouldn't be home for Christmas.

Jesus' parents, who are Evangelical Christians, are also concerned that he'll be brainwashed converted to Kabbalah! In fact, the handsome hunk has already been spotted at the Kabbalah center in New York with Madge and the rest of the fam this weekend...

Could total domination be far off?



Although with Madonna, it probably already happened!

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