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Madonna's Got A Secret!
Posted on Thu Nov 5, 2009 08:10 AM PDT

Well, it's no secret that she's over half a century old, but after taking a peek at her wrinkly, veiny hands, we shudder to think what her face would look like had she not gone under the knife!
The material girl was spotted leaving a medical building in NYC last night, and we're not sure if she was there for a flu shot or to get some work done on her zombie hands, but at least her face looks good!
And we still love her albums, so who cares about her granny hands?
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Madonna At A NYC Medical Building




























Comments
Give it up Madonna, Time for the nursing home!!!
The viens in her hands have more to do with weight training and yoga not age.
She's never been particularly attractive, nor talented, but she is the master of manipulating the media to achieve her own ends.
Gaga reminds me a lot of her. Same MO.
Come on X17 she is 50 f@cking years old and all you can come up with is a lame insulting comment about her hands?
Grow up! I'd like to see YOU (who ever posted this crap) when YOU'RE 50!
some people have hands like this a any age ........ steroid users
Grow up, she still looks hotter then most of her peers half her age, still puts on better music and better shows. Who cares if she's 50, I'm 26 and think she's awesome.
some people have prominent veins at any age from genetics and working out
Very subtle comments.
does TMZ ever consider that their audience maybe over 30 years. Such a turn off when it appears your posts are written by 16 year boys and the misogyny is a step above przhltns site (the main reason I NEVER look at his site) TMZ has the possibility of being so much more....but this is one of the reasons its not...the writing just always sounds amateurish.
you A S S H O L E S , I cant believe that you have the nerve to say disgusting things about her. You idiots, you rip people all the time you mother f U c k ERS go screw yourself! LOSERS! You don't have 1% of her talent... a s s h o l e s
I have veiny hands,I run everyday. I'm only 37 145lbs. I'm always saying to my friends that my hands look awful lol
agreed about perezhilton and avoiding his site due to misogyny [not even clever misogyny] .. the guy whines about gay rights and women are the biggest advocates for gay rights and yet he dumps on women non-stop
Oh get real folks, at 48 my hands look nothing like that, my veins don't show like a spider web. In 15 years, my hands won't look like that. Her hands are extremely hag looking, just like her face would look if she didn't have so much plastic surgery. This is one woman that is not aging gracefully at all. The extreme, extensive plastic surgery has her heading for the "joan rivers/joker" look!!!! There is nothing hot, nor attractive about this old bag!!
Hailey likely weighs 300 pounds - this her hands will always be plump
Madonna is very insecure, afraid of aging. she will never stop having more plastic surgery because she'll always find something else that she thinks needs fixing - as if her career depended on it. which is not true. she would be as successful with a few wrinkles. makeup and photoshop can go a lot way. she'll soon look like a freak.
I've always had fugly hands. I'm 29 and ever since I was 7 I remember people teasing me about my old-lady hands. The place where I worked at age 21 the people called me mummy hands and said i needed hand plastic surgery, sniff. Lol, it's just teasing. What do I care/can I do about it? Both my parents have unattractive hands and that's why I do. Genetics, it happens!
Her hands look like this because she has such low body fat. Low body fat at age 50 = fug. This woman has always been as fug as hell. Have you seen her pictures before she got big and didn't have access to the best hair and makeup people? She was horrendous! If she were 23 today, American Idol wouldn't even consider her.
So you rip on her for having plastic surgery, but then also rip on her for her "old" hands. Seems she can't win.
Veiny hands can happen at any age for many reasons. EVERYONE hates aging including men who also get lots of plastic surgery but don't get put under a microscope like women do. The problem is plastic surgery usually makes people look terrible. It's the surgery not the age that makes her look off sometimes. Also she would look healthier with more weight, but that is true of teenage girls too.
I'm a female who dislikes Madonna, so not all Madonna-bashing is due to sexism or misogyny, as so many Madonna defenders typically assume.
Madonna's veiny hands do look awful.
Madonna tried to sell herself based in part upon her looks, sometimes her fans claim that she's beautiful, or that "she looks great for age 51," and in light of all that, criticisms of her physical appearance are not irrelevant or unfair.
For the guy above who said that Madonna's critics don't have 1 percent of the talent that Madonna has: Madonna has never had any talent.
Madonna stole her creative ideas (including music and fashion) from professionals in the business (songwriters, musicians, producers) or from other celebrities (such as Jean Harlow, Debbie Harry, Marlene Dietrich or Marilyn Monroe) when she wasn't having sex with anything in pants to break into show business.
Read any biography on Madonna, or interviews with people who knew her when, and they describe a ruthless harpie and talentless hack who got ahead by stabbing others in the back or by bedding anyone or anything to get movie parts, magazine covers, etc.
To the guy who wrote, "Grow up! I'd like to see YOU (who ever posted this crap) when YOU'RE 50!"
Unless the people at X17 base their careers on their physical appearance as Madonna did (who posed for publicity pictures wearing bathing suits and skimpy outfits), the physical appearance of X17 staff members is irrelevant.
1;48 you definitely sound like a man not a woman, esp. using the word "harpie" That's a sexist slur used by men. Men are always leaving sexist comments while claiming to be women.
The point of your speech is..??? Whether or not these things are true, it would be no different than what all the men do, except the men are applauded for it