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When Guy's Away, Madonna Will Play... With Goats?
Posted on Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:37 AM PDT
If Madonna Wanted My Advice (Which I'm Sure She Does), I'd Tell Her:
1. Lift less weights - your arms are big enough!
2. Give kids Lourdes, Rocco and David a break from the press and maybe let them skip a Saturday outing at the Kabbalah center? One week off won't hurt 'em!
And 3., why are there goats, like, leaving the Kabbalah center too? (Check it out in the vid above!) I know that's a question and not a piece of advice, but seriously... what are they doing there?!
Plus, shouldn't Madonna and Guy (pictured above in LA) be together right now, especially with those sex tape rumors surfacing?
It's called damage control, people!
Links:
Guy Ritchie • Madonna
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Madonna & Daughter Lourdes Rock Skimpy Outfits At The Vanity Fair Oscar Bash - Feb 28, 2011
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Stalker Arrested After Breaking In To Madonna's London Home - Mar 14, 2011
Madonna & Daughter Lourdes Rock Skimpy Outfits At The Vanity Fair Oscar Bash - Feb 28, 2011
Carlos Leon On Madonna: "I'm Forever Grateful" - Feb 21, 2011
SEE THE GALLERY 
Madonna At Kabbalah!
Comments
Her arms are so gross. She needs to cover those nasty things up. Some body is lying to her.
Watch Lola grow up and become a devout Catholic. HA!
Another boring celebrity. Am I supposed to be interested in this bunch plus a Rod?
Another celebrity to not be like or like.
Boring dame.
she could be in Terminator 6, (i dont know how many there are). Shed looked more sweet, femenine, if she didnt have those arms, but probbably shes all blind, like u can get, like an anorectic and even wants to pump them more.Thats how it goes...
she is such a weirdo
The kids are beautiful. I love seeing them, but I think madge is overdoing it by sending them out every day.
Damn, Madonna looks ROUGH! And it's not just the arms. She looks 50 plus in that first picture. I seriously think she may be anorexic if she thinks she looks good.
The Biggest Pop Star in the World!!
Love her
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Tell me again how good she looks.
Madonna's state tax liens, Alex Rodriguez's tax liens, Jose Canseco's tax liens and judgments, Dennis Rodman's federal tax liens
http://webofdeception.com/#madonna
i only hv one thing to say............ that Lourdes kid needs to wax that moustache ASAP!!!!!!!!!! ahhaha
Uh, those are sheep in the video, morons, not goats. How absolutely retarded do you have to be to not know the difference between a goat and a sheep? The animals in the video are covered in wool. Sheep are covered in wool; goats aren't. I'd like to see you idiots try and buy a sweater made out of goat wool. Stupid!
Her cheek implants look HIGH-larious. She has to excercise so much to try and hold age at bay because of her control issues. It has worked, more or less, for Jack LaLane but he is meant to look like a man, Madonna, not so much. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
And for those that are all aboard the love boat with your deity, Madonna, just because you love her doesn't make her any less of a target for those who possess critical thinking and a moral compass so cast your "you're just jealous, or you must be a boring fat pig and living with your mother, or you are a dumb ass, etc" bait in another direction, that bait only ensnares the very young or very dumb. Oh, and did I mention name calling and foot stomping puts you smack dab in both categories? Now hold your breath and turn blue, as I am sometimes easily amused.
Is Madonna a Harajuku Lover?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harajuku
Golf shoes?
Goats and Sheep are used in ancient Jewish rituals. Why are people so pig ignorant about everything except hammering celebrities.Get a life and an education
You're right, X17...she needs to ease up on the weights. Her ass look fucken gross. Just like her face. Used up!
Why press and paparazzi doesn't give them a break and go do something more useful then waisting their time waiting around Kabbalah Centre, their homes for 5-6 hours and more ... get a life people - do something good for this world
Robert Lewis, please stop posting about tax liens in every thread. It is BORING ! Kabenza, you are so right. No one learns anything by hammering celebrities.
Did anyone see the interview of Madonna's brother the other day, where the "interviewer" asks him "does the Madonna of today at all resemble the madonna you used to know?"
...and Christopher responds:"not since she's had that FACELIFT".
OMG! I laughed so fucking hard...I bet Madonna was furious that she couldn't "control" THAT response from her brother.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
So for those of you that comment on how "great" Madonna looks...well folks, she has had a hand from a good surgeon!
Er yeah, assuming Christopher isn't making up more bullshit about his sister.