Mariah Busts Out At Cannes!

That dress is SO ugly. What was she thinking? Then again this is Mariah we're talking about and 90% of the time she just looks tacky.

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass
Tellin' me every move to make
And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass
Tellin' me how to bake a cake

And I've just about had my fill
Of Doctor flucking Phil
Tired of looking at Tiger's ass
And Shaquille O' flucking Neal

Paris Hilton could fluck up a county fair
Just proof that you can be stupid
And still be a billion-flucking-aire

I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing
I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every flucking thing

Jen and Brad and Angelina's ass
I'm about tired of lookin' at them
And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass
To run out of flucking film!

I'm tired of everything on TV
Everybody loves Raymond...
Except for flucking me!

I'm tired of that Lance's ass
In France ridin' on a bike
And I could purty much give a damn
What some actress's dress looks like

It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords
And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass
And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards

Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
And a fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass
And Git 'er flucking Done!

I'd like to watch football's ass
Without worryin' about T.O.
And I'm resolved to tell Obama's ass
Where the fluck he can flucking go

He be the first to the second
Tellin' the third world what the fluck they can flucking do!
It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped by the Jews

I'm tired of my own ass singing this flucking song
There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of
But the list's too flucking long!

And I could be wrong...
OHH, I could be wrong!

That "now that her voice is rumored to be shot from singing too many high notes only dogs can hear" line is damn funny as hell HAHAHAHAHA!! SOOOOO TRUE!! LMFAO.... I'm a fan(hmm used to be) of hers for that though XD

Awwwww Mimi wants to be Jennifer Lopez when she grows up.

Tired of fake boobs, i want real boobs.

She is FUG as HELL!

So Cheeeeeeeesy.
Can't believe she is still trying to become Jennifer Lopez.LOL.

Britney Spears If U Seek Amy Download Day May 17th!!!

Mariah trying to be J-Ho....ROFLMFAO!! Not even in J-Ho's best dream!!!! Trust, J-Ho wishes she had 1/4 of Mariah's singing abilities, diva status and money! Jenny from the block needs to make a run for the border...maybe her talent is somewhere on the other side of it! And hopefully she trades that border brother monkey in for a serious upgrade from the "wet status"!!

What's up with all these women sporting a little mermaid hairdo? It looks silly.

tacky

tacky

She looks pregnant!

fat

Can't this skank afford a decent wig?

7:32 & 9:38 You both are tards!!! jho wishes she could hit one note that Mariah effortlessly belts out. Jho is a follower, a copycat, a has been, an around the block a few times, scowling, plastic surgery hot tranny mess!! She had her 15 min & ho'd right through it. She had her twins, why not focus on them and be a mother, or did she have the IVF hoping the twins would get her a little more recognition? A little self-absorbed are we? Is that why she married that scrawny fugly lil monkey? So she would have somebody to outshine! Wonder if she puts a pillowcase over his head when the lights go out! That is one ugly man!

I hear she likes it when you secrete your hot cum on her fake tits.

I thought she was rumored to be "pregnant"??