Dude! Matthew Really Is a Surfer!

He seems like a happy, goofy, crazy, likable hot guy!!! I could see where he'd drive a more conventioanl girlfriend nuts! Matty's a free spirit. He always makes me smile.

I'd hit that so hard. Just look at that bulge in his wetsuit. Mmmmmm reminds me of Flipper.

Brian LLewellyn™

Holy shit what happened to Matthew he got old!!He still has a smokin hot bod though!!

His nipples remind me of Flipper.

WTF is wrong with him, he's hot and that's right .but something wrong with his mind..????probably gay??? just wondering guys!!!?

Yeah. Matthew looks hot. I love his surfboard, yellow is my favorite color. I really love his long hair. I could run my fingers through it for hours.

Brian Llewellyn™

Probably????He butt raped a sea turtle!

Brian Llewellyn™

How old is this guy?!!

I think he saw my posts about wearing yellow. And his trailer IS nicer than mine.

Brian Llewellyn™

Matthew plays for both teams. I can tell by his eyes and his perky nipples.

Brian Llewellyn™

He is hiding anchovies in that wetsuit.

And that hair! He totally reminds me of Sean Penn in "Fast Times", just without the talent and respect of his peers and everything.

Brian Llewellyn™

And that hair! He totally reminds me of Sean Penn in "Fast Times", just without the talent and respect of his peers and everything.

Brian Llewellyn™

HEY X17 WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MCCONAUGAY!! WE WANT MORE BRITNEY!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS BRITNEY!!

He's not surfing. He looks like he's just raping that surfboard. Look how he runs with it. So possessive.

And he`s got it tied to his ankle! I`m sorry, Slippy, you really didn`t need to see this.

Brian Llewellyn™

Look at how the wetsuit is just hugging his amazing ass. I wish I was his wetsuit. hee hee!

Brian Llewellyn™

Give him a break though. Have you seen "Sahara"? Exactly, no one else has either. He`s just taking out some frustrations on the closest inanimate object, and Paris was busy mounting a legal defense - and every guy in town.

Brian Llewellyn™

He Is Getting Older, ToOoOoOo Bad!!! Actually Sad huh?

Look at the special seam they had to add by his crotch just to accomodate his man fin.

He Is Getting Older, ToOoOoOo Bad!!! Actually Sad huh?

He has a nice ass.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpEJ7TNMqf8

(and now you do)

10:26 TOO GAY BUDDY.! TOO GAY PAL.!

I'm dressing up as a sea turtle this halloween.

That`s not a seam, it`s a flange where he hopes to have a man fin attached, one day. He`s Irish, dammit.

Brian Llewellyn™

Loves me some Matthew. He looks soo hott!!!

x17 you have some real funking freaks posting on here. I would ban Brian Llewyllyn and someone if i had control of the site.

My bad.

Bad! That`s a bad dolphin! (hits with a stick)

Brian Llewellyn™

He must have had plastic surgery not too long ago I see harldy wrinkles on his face.

I would ban "anonymous" And that person that double puctuates; 10:32 .!

Whoa hey there now don't you be talking shit about Irishmen. We are hung like elephants!!

Anonymous 10:35

There is more than one BRIAN LLEWELLYN you DumbFuck .

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X17 UPDATE BRITNEY'S NEWS. THIS SITE IS BORING WITHOUT HER. AND FUCK LINDSAY AND MATTHEW MCCONAUGAY...! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THEM.

WE WANTS BRITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What do you know though, right? You`re Just a dolphin right? SECOND smartest mammal. If dolphins develop opposable thumbs, the human race is fucked! Fucked!

Brian Llewellyn™

Botox that shit up Matty! Wrinkles are disgusting!

I`m an Irishman, 10:40, you must have tiny, tiny hands.

Brian Llewellyn™

Yeah. I would love to rub lotion all over Matthew's body. I would also love to find a secluded spot on the beach and make sweet man-love under the stars with Matthew all night long.

Brian Llewellyn™

I think I'm growing a thumb, oh wait that's not a thumb, that's 10:40.

This is already the most posts EVER for a Matthew McConaughey story!!

Brian Llewellyn™

Fucking Irishmen, They are destroying our AMERICAN NATION. fuck them all.

Fucking Irishmen, They are destroying our AMERICAN NATION. fuck them all.

Fucking Irishmen, They are destroying our AMERICAN NATION. fuck them all.

Fucking Irishmen, They are destroying our AMERICAN NATION. fuck them all.

Ok, we will fuck them, and then it will make more of them, will that make you happy?

Actually Brian you are a Welshman. I can tell by your last name and your microscopic penis.

A thumb? I thought you were just happy to see me.

Brian Llewellyn™

Can I slip a LIVE Gerbel up your Ass Brian???

Slippy,
yeah, thats will makes me happy of course.
MORE FUCK. PLEASE

That`s the worst example of racism I`ve ever seen, anon. Come on, put your back into it!

Brian Llewellyn™

I know you can see his last name but how ...
Brian, turn off your penis cam right now!

I wonder if Matthew still plays his bongo drums naked. I would pay to see that. hee hee!

Brian Llewellyn™

I swear his penis cam always interferes with my fax machine. Sorry about that 10:53. Oh and 10:56, there is much more fuck in the Lohan thread if you want it.

10:58, ok another stupid "AMERICANA" wants to be a GAY...WTF is wrong with you people.

Mathew does have short arms

I'll bet he's playing them naked right now. sigh.

Remember the time we accidentally faxed the peniscam pic of your blow hole to your parents? OMG, they were practically jumping through hoops. Wait, they were jumping through hoops, sorry, but remember?

Brian Llewellyn™

The real Brian Llewellyn™ is going to shit his pants when he sees all these posts!!

Brian Llewellyn™

I got in so much trouble I had to hide in the smurf whale tank for a week.

umm, he`s accustomed to shitting his pants. You can`t wipe anyway when you have jacket sleeves that tie in the back.

Brian Llewellyn™

I hate matthew cause he touched my ass. LOL!!!!

And I fuck with him all the time anyway. He`ll just blame WTF, no matter how many times I tell him who I am. Apparently WTF has left him deeply scarred and he doesn`t realize that other people hate him.

Brian Llewellyn™

I love Matthew cause he fucked me in the ass. LOL!!!!

He'll have to change his name to Matthew McConaughey.

Thanks for letting me steal your angle for an evening of drunken merriment though, slippy. Good times.

Yeah. I would love it if Matthew wrapped his short little arms around me and we made sweet love while listening to my Barry Manilow records.

Brian Llewellyn™

Gay or not. He's NO SURFER. He's a HODAD--surfer wannabee. You can tell by his stance (squatting or hand on hip)

Barry Manilow, nose like a dorsal fin. Like I`m really surprised.

He's not gay OR a surfer? You ruin our fun. At least he's squatting.

I thought Lindsay's Dad was a HODAD. You can tell by his ho daughter.

I didn't write 11:18.

Stealing your role at 11:18.

Brian Llewellyn™

Team Valtrex: Is that you? you are a bad boy you know that. i just love you man and your comments. are you gay btw?

Where are they filming this Surfer Dude movie? I would love to sneak onto the set to watch all the action and then later on get a little action of my own. hee hee!

Brian Llewellyn™

Hal:: yes he was a HODAD.

WOW, 2 full days of no Britney News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slippy
it was me 11:18 sorry for that. i had to do it.

yeah can you believe that. 2 FULL DAYS WITHOUT BRITNEY NEWS. THATS SUCKS YALL.!

X17 YOU LAZY FUCKERS!!! WHERE'S THE BRITNEY NEWS? YOU SHOULD BE CAMPED OUTSIDE OF HER HOUSE GETTING NEW PICS FOR US!!!

yeah can you believe that. 2 FULL DAYS WITHOUT BRITNEY NEWS. THATS SUCKS YALL.!

UPDATE BRITNEY'S PIX YOU FUCKTARD X17.

No, anon 11:25. I`m playing a role. I also play the roles of uniqua and antiqua. I`m only playing the role of Brian Llewellyn™ , pedophile, for one evening, accompanied by the other imitation Brian, the originator. I just wanted the actual Brian to know who was fucking with him. BTW, I also don`t fuck dolphins Or small woodland creatures. Wait, you wanna know the best part? I`m a Network Administrator who pulled the weekend shift for phone support - I`m making $205 an hour to do this.

Awww I love Matthew he's awesome. He should hook up with Kate Hudson they'd be so cute together.

whateva......

hey x17 where is Britney

T.V. just inducted into the B.L. H8TERS Hall of Fame!! Congrats!!

Brian Llewellyn™

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Thank you, thank you, I couldn`t have done it without the REAL fake Brian Llewellyn™. I bow to his superior sense of humor.

Brian Llewellyn™ or not?

Britney should dye her hair red!! She would look adorable!!

Oh, and I`m working 7-3 tomorrow night. Can we fuck with lyniqua next? Can you do ebonics badly? I`ll let yo be uniqua!

yo bet yo sexxxy azzz dime!

frickin sweet

I've moved onto the Mischa Barton o.d. post

Brian Llewellyn™

Team Valtrex: you fucking crazy!! you are wasting your fucking time with these fucking posts. you know what..you win dumbfuck. you are a famous now, x17 should stalking your ass so we can post under your pages.

hey, Brian will be here posting under your pages too. you should wear some yellow dress.

End of the fucking Sarcasm. have a nice fucking time.

boring............

Team Valtrex: you fucking crazy!! you are wasting your fucking time with these fucking posts. you know what..you win dumbfuck. you are a famous now, x17 should stalking your ass so we can post under your pages.

hey, Brian will be here posting under your pages too. you should wear some yellow dress.

End of the fucking Sarcasm. have a nice fucking time.

Wait, she O.D.`d, I`ll get more vodka!

yeah, time to move on.

Woo Hoo!!! Fuck first! I'm 100th

the things i would do to this sexy man. matthew is so effing HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

He is NOT HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Thanks for posting more pictures of this beautiful man!

Oh Gees....You guys don't have anything better to do than talk smak on hre. Well tell you what. Matthew is HOT, your just haters and will never have what he has or have the women goggly over you like he does. So give it up and move on with your little lives and find something else to bitch about....Gees none of you have a live so you have your un-eality and talk smak on here about people you dont even know....

Oh Gees....You guys don't have anything better to do than talk smak on hre. Well tell you what. Matthew is HOT, your just haters and will never have what he has or have the women goggly over you like he does. So give it up and move on with your little lives and find something else to bitch about....Gees none of you have a live so you have your un-reality and talk smak on here about people you dont even know....

well said

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