Megan May Be The Only One Who Doesn't Want To See A Megan Fox Sex Tape

She may overshare on everything else, but the only thing Megan says she'll never share with the public are her private parts - or, better yet - her private parts on a sex tape.

"Ugh, never!" the actress told MTV when asked about the possibility of a Megan Fox sex tape. "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

But what about nudity, even "tasteful nudity" onscreen?

"As of now, I can’t imagine myself ever doing nudity," she said, sadly. "All I have left are my private parts. I’d like to keep them private -- that’s why they’re called that!"

Oh, Megan. She merely opens up her mouth and precious gems fall out!