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Jacko's Sick Sense Of Humor...
Posted on Sun Jun 28, 2009 03:05 PM PDT

Who knows how much of these stories are true, but here we go...
The News of the World reports that MJ's kids possibly thought that their dad was just "playing dead"when he was lying unconscious in his bedroom this past Thursday.
A source in Jackson's staff claims: "The three children thought their dad was just fooling around. He often played dead and would then jump up and surprise them, so they thought he was just having a bit of fun. But when they saw the emergency trucks arrive, that really shook them."
The source also says that Michael's personal physician (who was by his side when he died) thought the same thing - that Michael was just joking around at first. Uh, weird!
It seems MJ allegedly told a close friend that he "wanted to go out like Elvis," too. Could it be he was more aware of what he was doing to himself than we thought?
Another NOTW story claims Michael wrote a horror story about his two kids, Prince and Paris, falling victim to a person who kills children with a sling blade. Yikes. The pop icon allegedly wrote this one year (2006) after being acquitted of child abuse charges.
The article has copies of the documents in MJ's - again, allegedly - handwriting. A few chilling quotes from the story below:
- "He murdered his wife and no one ever sees his kids cause he keeps them tied to the bed like his wife, before he murdered her. He starves them FIRST then he murdered them, Paris. He did it with a sling blade Paris."
"He then got scared and ran into what they call the endless BLACK FOREST... he was never found again. Because they say there is no way out of the endless Black Forest."
What's going on here? Is this all a metaphor for something Michael was going through at the time? Did he write it because of all the meds he was taking? And what's with all the stabbing!
Either way, I just hope his real kids never read this story...
So sad.
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Comments
Boy, he's really good at this playing dead game!
Then why would you bother to give "a supposed excerpt of the story", if you honestly "hope his real kids never read this story..."? Huh. TMZ? I would have left off that last line of civility and sensitivity that you proclaim to have ... because you guys don't. Period. Full stop.
Why would you report an obviously made up TABLOID story. Hopefully people will start boycotting you like they are Perez for your lack of compassion at this time.
When I first heard the news of Michael being dead, I thought it was a bad joke, then I was in denial thinking that maybe it's some kind of publicity stunt so he could make his big return, and then the shock of realising he's actually dead...It's so sad, peple like him should live forever, you don't expect them to die. I grew up with his music, he touched my life, it almost feels like he's part of the family. It's a great loss. Love ya Michael, and I'm sure you can see from up there all the people showing their love to you. R.I.P.
Hope they never read it...Thats why we're posting it ALL OVER THE FREAKING INTERNET!!! Retards.
u keep referring to him as 'sick' but the SICK ones here are U AND UR FELLOW GOSSIP BLOGGERS, i know money is hard to come by these days, but seriously would it kill for once not to think about ur greedy low-life selves and have compassion for his poor parents and kids but most especially for him considering he is one of the reasons all u assholes have a 'job' if dats wat u call it this days
WACKO JACKO = DEAD RAPIST
3:19 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY. NUMBER ONE.
Anyone who belives this shit needs to
run to the shrinks office A.S.A.P
NUMBER TWO.
Does no one have any EMPATHY?
The man died two days ago and already
people are making disgusting claims about these totally ridiculous stories about him making up fables about killing his children? Oh please, you losers will make up any shit as long as you are trying to sell papers. And the worst thing is that people eat that shit right up. Humans are not as intelligent as I thought. AND X17, the "close friend" your talking about was his ex wife, Lisa Marie Presley, and he never said he WANTED to go out like Elvis, he said he THOUGHT he would go out like Elvis. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. He obviously knew he had a problem. ANDX17 NO "INSIDER" TOLD YOU, SHE WROTE THIS IS A BLOG TITLED "HE KNEW" EVERYONE GO READ IT. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING INSIDERS. GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP RUNNING THESE RIDICULOUS STORIES! YOU THINK THAT WE WOULD CELEBRATE THE GREAT ICONIC LIFE LOST. HE HAD ENOUGH OF STUPID FALSE STORIES LIKE THESE WHEN HE WAS ALIVE. CAN WE PLEASE STOP NOW THAT THE MAN IS FUCKING DEAD? CELEBRITIES ARE PEOPLE TO THEY LAUGH THEY HURT THE CRY. GOD I NEVER COMMENT ON STUFF LIKE THIS BUT I THINK THE STORY IS A LITTLE MUCH DON'T YOU THINK?
It's easier for people to come forward with these claims now that MJ isn't around to defend himself. Hence why everyone from ex-staff to alleged "friends" of his are coming out of the woodworks to gain their 15 minutes of fame. Sadly it's probably just the tip of the iceburg and things like this will continue to be "revealed" for a long time to come. Capitalizing on his death with stories like this is far more lucrative and newsworthy than a tribute. Sick and sad as it is, this isn't going to end anytime soon.
RIP MJ
JACKO WAS A SICKO ***NO HUMOR*** JUST A SICKO!!!
Leave the guy alone, holy shit..
WTF!!!! Everyone knows NEWS OF THE WORLD" is the sleeziest trash tabloid out there. You can't believe anything they print.
THIS IS SICK, DON'T PEOPLE HAVE ANY RESPECT??
FUNNY HOW EVERYPONE IS JUMPING ON THE "BANDWAGON" NOW HE'S DEAD AND CANNOT DEFEND HIMSELF...YOU SICK BASTARDS.
SOME PEOPLE ARE SO IGNORANT. JUST BELIEVEING ANY MEDIA HYPE THAT GOES AROUND.
was jacko realy bald ?