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Macaulay Culkin Blanket's Bio-Dad?
Posted on Mon Aug 31, 2009 09:40 AM PDT
Blanket pic courtesy AP/Pool
In the neverending game of "who fathered Jackson's kids?", another name has emerged as a possible dad for Blanket: Michael's longtime pal Macauley Culkin.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
According to The Sun, "This isn't just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father," says a Jackson pal.
Even the source admits this is a bizarre rumor. "So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him - that's why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing."
That's pretty gross, even for "Wacko Jacko."
At this point, it seems like anyone could claim to be the mother/father of Jackson's kids, so until there's a conclusive DNA test, I won't believe it!
UPDATE: The kid is not Macaulay's son! We e-mailed his rep who said, "These inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge."
If Jackson wanted Culkin to be cloned, why didn't he just clone him? Would've cut out the surrogate!
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Comments
I'm blankets daddy...I fuc Jackson in his ass
I'm Blankets daddy, errr mommie.
Can you imagine how the converstation went down:
MJ: Hey Mack, will give me some sperm?
Mack: Sure Jacko. Anything for you.
Or maybe it went something like this:
Mack: Hey Jacko! How's it going? I gots me a full load of love juice. Want some?
MJ: Oh sure Mack. Just put it in the freezer with the rest. I pick out the baby daddy later.
Just one question: Can surgically altered features be passed on genetically? This kid looks an awful lot like Jackson AFTER the surgeries. Just wondering.
And of course "The Sun" is THE premier source for factual information. Ha!
That is where the child abuse came in Michael wanted Mac's sperm to have for
his son Blanket.. but people misinterpeted it ..
STOP CALL MICHEAL A WACKO!!!! AND U HATERS JUST SHUT UP.HE IS ALREADY DEAD CAN'T U JUST LET HIM REST IN PEACE????? YOU PPL ARE SO FUCKED UP. JUST LEAVE THE JACKSON FAMILY IN PEACE .
YOU ARE A BUNCH DIRESPECTFUL A**
SO DANY...WHY NOT SINCE HE USED SEVERAL
MEN AS SPERM DONORS..WACKO DOES GET BURIED THIS WEEK NOW THAT ANOTHER KID
SAYS THAT HE IS MICHAEL JACKSON'S SON.
I AM NOT GOING TO SHUT UP THIS MAN KILLED HIMSELF KNOWING THAT HE HAD HIS
OWN CHILDREN IN THE HOME BUT SLEEP WAS
MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEY WERE..AT NOON.
BS
they look NOTHING alike. I think Blanket is adorable.
Why you people have soooo much hate??? He was a person and now he is already gone, why still talk shit about someone who is already gone??? spread your hate some else where!!!!
And I also think that Blanket is adorable
No wonder why Jackson's career stalled, he was too busy collecting everyone's sperm. Is that how he greeted his friends? "Hi so-and-so. I'm terrified of putting my P in the V could you jizz in a cup before you leave" Too bizarre.
leave those kids ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKIN TABLOIDS!!!!!!!!!!
Blanket needs his barnet cut
Ya'll have way to much time on your hands this man was put on trial for child molestion in any other situation he would have been suctinized by everyone. He bleached his skin. Hung his child out a four story window and he is idlized I don't understand hell why don't we have a nationwide memorial for Jeffery dalmer they rank about the same
Blanket is such a little cutie! He's just absolutely adorable!
Culkin is not the father, Blanket looks like a mini MJ..By the way Michael Jackson didn't bleach his skin he had a skin disease known as Vitiligo (it is a known fact read the autopsy) also if someone is acquitted how does that make them a peadophile.. Wacko Jacko doesn't exist it's just one of the media's hallucinations!!!