Confirmed! - Lindsay's A No-Show!

"Lost passport"....SUUUUUUUUUUURE

F*&#ing LOSER!

Radar online has just posted a private email that lindsay has sent out to everyone and anyone who can help her with her situation. She is literally begging people to save her and to help her find a plane so that she can get out of cannes. They are also reporting that the judge is furious with lindsay and that the prosecutor wants lindsay to spend 6 months in jail not rehab.

She needs to be held accountable for her actions or she'll never recover from her addictions. Who flits off to France to party while they're awaiting a court hearing and haven't completed the required courses mandated by a judge? Anything that happens is her fault and her fault alone. No one stole her passport, no one forced her to go to Cannes, no one forced her to drive stoned and drunk - twice.

She deserves jail

Her writing an open letter for someone to help her is such a JOKE! Why hasn't she helped HERSELF once by doing the smart thing?! She's got to be completely out of her mind (what's left) to think someone is going to go out of their way to help such a spoiled, entitled, rude, mean, delusional wreck. She really has NO concept whatsoever of how she's perceived.

She must have lost her passport in all those clouds of ash.....or crack smoke!

I would like to commend Lindsay Lohan for her self described year of mayhem! It's starting to exceed all expectations!

HA, she wants someone to help her????!!!! Who? She's either stolen from, ruined property, cheated on or thrown a drink in the face of anyone who could help her. Dumbass.

She just wrote that 'letter' to make it seem like she cares about her hearing. She'll be partying and snorting lines tonight as per usual. Trust.

lock her up - throw away the key for at least 3 months

Lindsay only pulls this shit because she knows she can get away with it. There will be no consequences for whatever she does and she thinks everyone is stupid and believes her lies.

Reality check needed ASAP

She wrote in her email "this is such a horrible thing that's happened to me". Wake up fucker, it's all you. You shouldn't have gone to Cannes in the first place. It's your fault, deal with it for once already.

Here's my one gift to Blohan!

Authentic Prison Hooch
http:// dzology.blogspot.com/2008/08/how-to-make-authentic-prison-hooch.html

1. Sugar, lots of it. Things you may want to include are sugar cubes, cane sugar, fruit drink mixes (Kool-Aid mix), Fruit, Kethcup, etc.

2. A source of yeast. Cooking yeast will do but in the spirit of making authentic Hooch I just balled up some old bread and stuffed it in a sock. Don't worry, you could put freshly molded bread inside of your concoction and the yeast would die off once fully fermented.

3. Some kind of juice. I used good ol' O.J. but anything will work. Add water depending on how strong you want it, I didn't add any because I only used a two-liter (Plus I like it strong!).

4. A container of some sort. This can be anything. A lot of homemade batches of Hooch are even prepared in a garbage bag.

Okay, once you have everything you more or less mix it together in no particular order and stick it some where warm to ferment over the next 7 days.

Now the crucial part is making sure you have some sort of opening to let the Carbon Dioxide out or it will explode. Do not make the opening too large OR if you are up to maintaining it, you can burp your container periodically so it doesn't blow up.

Once the 7 days are up, strain the liquid out with a coffee filter or something else (a few times to be sure there is no dead yeast floating in your Hooch) and drink up.

WHO CARES!!!!! I am so sick of hearing about Lindsay Lohan!!!

Her denial is epic.

She shouldn't have gone to Cannes at the first place. She really deserves jail.

10:34 I don't imagine her finding a source of excess yeast will be too difficult

10:39, I'm pretty sure she could also store it in the same place that the yeast comes from. 2 liter bottle, no problem.

how convenient she loses her passport before she suppose to be in court...yeah right *rolls eyes*

Wtf? Lindsay lohan's lawyer says that lindsay might arrive back in los angeles on friday? What the hell kind of a lawyer are you lady? I know that you have represented oj simpson and paris hilton in the past but this bitch is crazier than both of those two combined and that is really saying something. You are nothing more than another enabler in her life that has made it possible for her to continue to humiliate herself while she continues to intoxicate herself while she claims that she is sober. Friday really? How about the weekend? Would that be more of a convenient date for your diva client who thinks that the law does not apply to her? Some people may have forgotten what lindsay said to those three guys who lindsay held against their will as she drove drunk and high that night but i have not. Lindsay said that she would not get in any trouble because "i'm a celebrity. i can do whatever i want." What a disaster. With her actions lindsay lohan has put a big spotlight on los angeles and how they hold people accountable for their flat out defiance of the law. If the judge does not step up and give this girl a long jail sentence then she should also be held accountable for her actions too. Judgement day is here and like most addicts lindsay lohan does not want to face reality because it is too much for her to take. That is why she continues to self-medicate and self-mutilate. The party is over for blohan and her next stop will be jail.

10:41 Yep, I'm sure there's enough space in there by now to produce hooch for the entire cell block!

Anyone else notice the abscence of maria and all of blohan's other defenders on here? They must be terrified that their criminal idol is about to get locked up.

10:41 I think it may be too hot in there - infections may produce a raging inferno in the case of lohan which would destroy any alcohol content

Does she think the judge is STUPID?
what a loser.
SHE DESERVES JAIL!!

Take care and have fun. ツ

Who the hell would defend Lohan? She has no redeeming qualities at all anymore. Anything she was is long gone.

Arrogant self-absorded pathological liar.

10:54, so that explains Firecrotchitis.

Her lies are sickening and transparent.

Once a Cokehead, spot on as usual!

10:59 Yes, there should be a note at the end of that hooch recipe that notes an exception for slutty firecrotches.

Nancy Grace had a spot on Lohan today. She said that her memory of Lindsay was when she saw her in Parent Trap and then when they played the video of her bloody photo shoot Nancy looked disgusted, told her producer to take the video down and thanked Lindsay for ruining her former wholesome image of her. Priceless.

Yah, it's pretty bad when a violent crimes lawyer is disgusted by a fake bloody lohan amateur photo shoot! One rung up from rock bottom Linds. Next stop dumpster diving on the street and screaming that bugs are crawling out of your skin.

She deserves significant time for all of her previous crimes - drug possession, multiple duis, stealing, kidnapping, bad acting, horrible singing, no fashion sense, and being such a loser.

I hope the extra night of partying was worth all of the lies Lindsay.

THAT DRUNKTARD IS A STRAIGHT UP FOOLIO..

The e-mail was just a ploy to gain sympathy. Who do the Loserhans think they're fooling?
The timeline is all wrong.

She is done in Hollywood. I would say apply for a job at McDonald's but that would imply that she could actually handle the fast-paced environment. I think maybe we'll see her advertised in the escort section of the Jersey yellow pages soon.

How they gonna film Inferno with their "star" in the chokey?

She was plotting excuses not to come back for her court hearing days ago. 1st it was volcanic ash, then no flights, then a lost passport, then a stolen passport, then limited embassy hours, then her father sending someone to sabotage her. She obviously thought everyone would eat her lies because she's delusional and completely out to lunch and didn't expect it to cause such a shitstorm of outrage. Wake up - it's a piss off that you got celebrity justice in the past when any one of us would have been in jail the first time.

Funny. One of my friends touched down at LAX about 7 hours ago from Cannes - no problems whatsoever.

Amazing, how smoothly life goes for responsible people who know how to party and when to STOP.

She might as well party there through the weekend - either way her a$$ is toast LoL

When she got on that plane to France, she knew she wasn't making it back in time for court.

The US Embassy in France has confirmed that Lindsay has NOT requested a new passport. Someone faxed over a copy of the original but no paperwork was filed and no request for new documentation was logged - Radaronline

SHE'S LINDSAY FUKKING LOHAN SHE'LL FLY IN ON A PRIVATE JET.

looks like the ashcloud did not co-operate with the a$$clown Lindsay rotflmao

11:49 is being lindsay lohan something special these days? whose private jet - pretty sure she doesn't have access to one

Radar also says that she didn't ever have a flight booked back from France...

Ha Ha Ha of course she ddnoaply, getting a new passport too soon would mean she'd have to cut the partying short.

I TOLD you all she won't be back before Monday.

She may refuse to leave France.
In which case they will arrest her and force her on a plane.
France already has enough whores, they don't need Lindsay.

May 19, 10:53 pm,
Defend her? I dont think that she needs me or anyone else to defend her because she has many supporters around the world that dont comment here. I only hope everything to work good for her in the court and show up in time.

But of course. Leave it to a Lohan to cause an international incident, which this promises to turn into.

Maria you idiot.
She won't come back before next week. She will party to the bitter end into Monday morning.

maybe she's pulling a polanski!.......someone told her the judge was going to jail her so she's staying......no extradition laws........

That photo of her is down right scary looking.

JAIL !!!! her brain is damaged it obviously doesn't work anymore !!!

This is no big deal in LA anyway.
Jail there is what, 38 mins?
If I was her I would say fcuk it too and stay and party.

What I don't understand is why Lindsay did not simply stay home and complete her traffic classes since (she only had a couple more left) instead of comming out with this cock and bull story about having to dash off try to fund a movie in Cannes where she conveniently loses her passport(of course). Makes me think there must be something even worse she's done that we don't know about.

On the off chance that she genuinely misplaced her passport she still had zero real reasons to be in Cannes. They don't even have the rights to the name Linda Lovelace and Lindsay might not even be cast.

It is so ridiculous- last time, the judge basically granted her more time to complete her alcohol education classes than she initially had to complete them. And yet, she still hasn't managed to complete them after that. WTF? also I strongly suspect that she abuses meds that she has a prescription for. So even if they would show up in a drug test, it wouldn't be something illegal. This is not going to end well.

Ask Gram's who showed her the fine art of beard sculpture.


(It's against the Law)

Caption the picture. Of course I am tearful and angry ..Really.. I am not being paid to sit here and listen to this nonsense lawyer/judge jibber jabber!

What do you mean there are no paps in jail?

2010 will be the worst year ever for Lindsay Lohan

Maybe a dingo ate her passport!
Just toss her skank a** in jail for the 5 or 6 hours these celebs get and we all can move on with our lives

I want to see what Maria THE DEFENDER is going to say in a few hours that her idol is going in jail.LOL

let her ass rot in jail just 4 being her *annoyed*

According to worst previews it was announced at the cannes film festival that former actress lindsay lohan is set to star in japanese director ryuhei kitamura's new movie called "black friday 3d." The movie will be shot in 3d and lindsay will play the lead in the movie that will film later this year. The movie is about a couple who after they get assaulted they go along with their friends to find the guy responsible for it and the guy turns out to be a serial killer who ends up killing all of them one by one. Lindsay lohan in 3d? Who would be willing to pay to see her in a movie like that? That storyline has been done to death already and you can see that kind of a movie late at night on any movie channel. Of course there is that little problem with whenever lindsay lohan is announced as the lead of anything that the financing all of a sudden disappears. Then of course there is her inevitable jail sentence which if the prosecutor has her way lindsay will spend the next six months in jail which is basically the rest of 2010.

This piece will not go to jail PERIOD.

Lindsay will get another court date (like next Thursday?) ... that's it for now

Lindsay's team gave Radar online a email that Lindsay wrote (we all know she really did not) begging her friends for a jet. It is obvious they sent it out to make the public actually think she is telling the truth but they are mistaking if they think we are that dumb.


Hey Lindsay Paris Hilton has been using a private jet lately why don't you ask her lol.

Please don't write such supportive statements about her father, X17online. As a family member, I can tell you that he is an awful man who abused the family mentally and physically and has been an abusive father and husband.

The judge should treat everyone fairly = this washed up actress should be thrown in jail for awhile.

i dreamed you owned my smile

she's STUCK STUCK STUCK in France